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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry Letter. But right now

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Speaker 1: it is time for the Nephew, the King of Pranks,

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Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got naff? You

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Speaker 1: ain't married? Huh you ain't married. I'm just like everyone

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Speaker 1: ain't married. Watch me work running cat. Hello. Hello, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach Brian. Yeah, how are you doing? Brian?

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Speaker 1: My name is Daniel. Uh. Wanted to give you a

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Speaker 1: call today. You got a minute? Yeah, okay, listen, um

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Speaker 1: you're you're Brian um brn right, you're married to uh Alpea? Yeah? Hello, Hello, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's me. That's my wife's Yeah, okay, I got

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Speaker 1: a question for you. Hello. Have you guys been married?

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Speaker 1: Going on nine years now? We've been married? Now? Who

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Speaker 1: is here? My name is Daniel. Were you um? Were

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Speaker 1: you guys married a Greater New Sionary Baptist Church? Uh

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Speaker 1: in the Sea? Yeah? Yeah, yep, yep, defa church? Yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah that's right. Why what's going on? What's asked me

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Speaker 1: on these questions? Okay? Do you remember the minister that

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Speaker 1: officiated your actual wedding ceremony? Yeah? Uh reverend right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got the right person. I wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: I had the right person, Brian. So I'm I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: if it seemed a little weird to you. Here's here's

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Speaker 1: what's going on. We've just come up with a new

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Speaker 1: discovery a lot of information that reverend none of his

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Speaker 1: credentials are true. Everything is false. He's not a minister

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Speaker 1: at all, he never was a minister, and every single

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Speaker 1: wedding ceremony that he officiated is basically null and void.

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Speaker 1: So and I hate to be the bearer bad news,

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Speaker 1: but you and Alphea, even though you think you've been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years, you got as are not married.

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Speaker 1: Not no, no, no no, not that you gotta have

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Speaker 1: the wrong person, because man, that then we got we

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Speaker 1: got married by nine years ago. And what I'm telling

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Speaker 1: you is he he never was ordained. He's never been

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Speaker 1: an ordained minister. He's not a minister at all. So

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Speaker 1: when he performed this ceremony, you're a wedding ceremony. He

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Speaker 1: had no right to be doing that. You guys are

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Speaker 1: not are not married. You know you guys have been

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Speaker 1: living in sin for nine years. Hold on, hold hold

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Speaker 1: on that let me tell you something. I ain't been

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Speaker 1: living man and my wife we have been married for

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Speaker 1: nine years. And that man he's a preacher. I'm telling

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Speaker 1: he's a preacher. Lance Sunday Sir. As of today he is.

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Speaker 1: He has no right to be in anybody's pulpit. He

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Speaker 1: has no right to be officiating, whether it's weddings or funerals,

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Speaker 1: no matter what it is, christenings for children. He's not

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Speaker 1: allowed to do that. And we have officially stopped him

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Speaker 1: from doing anything serving under UH as being a pastor

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Speaker 1: or a minister. We have stopped that. But what I

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Speaker 1: want you to know is that you have been living

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Speaker 1: in sin and you don't you get that. We want

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Speaker 1: to try and get you guys married as soon as possible,

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Speaker 1: so you're not living in sin. Oh, no, doc, I

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Speaker 1: ain't been living in no sin. I have been married

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Speaker 1: for nine years. This woman ship been taking care of

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Speaker 1: me and my kids for the past nine Wait. Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait a minute. You guys have children. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got to two kids, two beautiful kids. Okay, then

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Speaker 1: those kids are bastards. Sad on. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bastard. What about your kids? Your

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Speaker 1: kids on basthoods No, sir, my kid my kids were

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Speaker 1: born in wedlock. Your kids have been born out I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you that man did my service and he is

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Speaker 1: a preacher. He's a man after God's own heart himself.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't done everything that he come for me and

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Speaker 1: my family. He is a preacher, Sir. I don't. I

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Speaker 1: know it's hard for you to to to swallow the truth,

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Speaker 1: but I want you to know and I need you

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Speaker 1: to be able to tell out sea that you guys

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Speaker 1: are not married and not as of right now. Now now, okay,

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Speaker 1: so I heard of hum now back in the olden days,

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Speaker 1: but before all these all these colleges and stuff came

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Speaker 1: came about, you telling me that their men making old days,

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Speaker 1: that they weren't no preachers, that they weren't meant men

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Speaker 1: after the clough? Is that what you're saying to me? Uh?

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Speaker 1: What what? What are you? What are you? What are you?

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Speaker 1: What are you getting at? Sir? What I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: say is back in the older days, making the twitters

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Speaker 1: and thirties, they didn't have all these colleges and all

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Speaker 1: these degrees and stuff like these new preachers got these days.

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Speaker 1: That man, now he was from back then, and God

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Speaker 1: called them and that's what they went on to and

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Speaker 1: all them people that they married back then, they did

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Speaker 1: the same thing to day. You don't need to know

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Speaker 1: what degree to say that that you're a preacher. You

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Speaker 1: don't need no lights to say you're a preaching. Me

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Speaker 1: and my wife would been married for nine years. My

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Speaker 1: kids have been born in wedlocks. We were married, we

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Speaker 1: were mad, my friends and family day was all there. Sure.

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Speaker 1: The bottom mine is that that you have been living

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Speaker 1: in sin because you have not been married with your

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Speaker 1: wife for the last nine years. And your kids, I

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Speaker 1: hate to say it, your kids are bastards. Now. Oh

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Speaker 1: now I've told you, don't say nothing else about my

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Speaker 1: kids saying I ain't no cuss up, but don't push me.

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Speaker 1: My kids ain't no bassarid. You're understand me. You don't

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Speaker 1: get me up, sir. I'm trying to give you the

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Speaker 1: truth and try to get you in here and get

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Speaker 1: you married so you will not be living in sin

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Speaker 1: any more than what you are. I'm living in no sins.

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Speaker 1: Look now, you don't make me whoop your a s

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Speaker 1: s You're understand me and my wife we have been

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Speaker 1: married for nine years. Don't sit up here a till

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Speaker 1: me talking about the way. Ain't mat that that man

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Speaker 1: ain't no fature. Do you understand? I get out of

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Speaker 1: my phone? What you That's my life? Those are my kids.

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Speaker 1: They have been born in red lives. You're understand sir.

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Speaker 1: So I just wanted to call and give you the

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Speaker 1: information so that you could probably stop living in sin.

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Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to do. I ain't living a

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Speaker 1: no sin. That's what I just told you. You ain't

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Speaker 1: hear me. I ain't living in no sin. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: don't want is living up pis of sin? Now, you

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Speaker 1: ain't got nothing else said to me? That man never

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Speaker 1: man years ago they get your ass on my phone.

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Speaker 1: So so I have one more thing, one more thing

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Speaker 1: I'd like to say. You ain't done nothing else to

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Speaker 1: say to me. You ain't get you a sf off

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Speaker 1: my d am phone? Now, do you understand me? I

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Speaker 1: ain't got time for this, sir? Can I say one

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Speaker 1: more thing? What you gotta say to me? Now? So?

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: nephew tim Me from the Steve Harping Morning Show. Your

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Speaker 1: wife and feel got me to brank phone call you.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, oh lord, it down here, uh here, I

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Speaker 1: almost went in on you down. You are wouna let

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Speaker 1: me go down. Yeah, I'm gonna good at think. Put

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Speaker 1: you up to this got me to prank you man,

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Speaker 1: while man, oh man, hey man, you all right with me? Brother?

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Speaker 1: I got to ask you something, man, what is the

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Speaker 1: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the lands,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harpy on show Man. You're stupid? Get him Steve,

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Speaker 1: because it's you know, you know something. Now, come on.

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Speaker 1: You know some pastors ain't really past us, you know,

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Speaker 1: but they'd be marrying people. You know, that be going.

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Speaker 1: That happens a lot. You know. They just then called

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Speaker 1: themselves a minister and they are minister and that's not

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Speaker 1: high nine. Then you know, you gotta you know, you

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Speaker 1: gotta shake your folks up every nine. And I just

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Speaker 1: just let shake up. That's all it is. Okay, keep on.

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Speaker 1: This is pranking. This is pranking at his best. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're the king of it. Every nine. Then you got

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Speaker 1: to shake some folks up. I got a new little

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Speaker 1: list I'm working on and we're going forward. Who is it?

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Speaker 1: You ain't even ask me already? Then asked I love

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Speaker 1: that you knew he was gonna say yes, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, listen. Coming up next, it is Today's Strawberry Letter,