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Speaker 1: It is time for Steve's favorite segment, Ask the CLO.

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Speaker 1: All right, CLO, Chief Love Officer, ready for your love questions.

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Speaker 1: This one is from Lisa in Chicago. Lisa writes, I've

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Speaker 1: been married for one year and my husband is henpecked.

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Speaker 1: If I don't do things exactly like his mom does it,

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Speaker 1: he's all been out of shape. His mother comes by

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Speaker 1: often and they love to joke about me, and his

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Speaker 1: mother tries to tell me how to organize my kitchen

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Speaker 1: and what type of food her son likes. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get into any argument with her, so I'm

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Speaker 1: praying my husband or my father in law intervenes. If not,

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Speaker 1: should I tell his mom to shut.

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Speaker 2: The heck up.

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Speaker 3: The only way to get your husband to intervene is

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Speaker 3: to make him aware of it. Now, I didn't hear

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Speaker 3: in the Questions where you've told your husband that his

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Speaker 3: mama is in y'all's business too deep, and that you

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Speaker 3: really don't appreciate the jokes.

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Speaker 2: But you are married to a henpecked man.

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Speaker 3: You're married to a mama boy, and it ain't gonna

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Speaker 3: change unless he gets cut from the apron strings.

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Speaker 2: The best way to cut a man from the.

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Speaker 3: Apron strings is to go on and let him tie

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Speaker 3: hisself up with his mama's apron strings and untie him

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Speaker 3: from yours.

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Speaker 2: Oh. In other words, sleep with your mama.

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Speaker 1: Next question, moving on, Clo Salita in a Silver Spring says,

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Speaker 1: I'm a thirty five year old married woman and my

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Speaker 1: husband is very boring in the bedroom. I try to

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Speaker 1: put him in various positions and he makes me feel

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Speaker 1: like I'm a porn star with his comments. We used

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Speaker 1: to be compatible sexually, but now he's fine with the

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Speaker 1: basics and the whole ordeal is five minutes or less.

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Speaker 1: The man gets tired of having sex. I grew up

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Speaker 1: in a strict religious home and my husband is my

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Speaker 1: first and only. Would sex toys help it all?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I can't help you this question right here. I can't

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Speaker 3: answer that first question. Do me and get tired of sex?

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Speaker 3: That answer is no. That answer is no, not no,

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Speaker 3: now n a W with an H on it now

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Speaker 3: hell now?

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Speaker 2: And I say something, boy, You all say, Tom.

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Speaker 3: Ain't no way he can handle some toys if he

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Speaker 3: can't handle these positions. Since you banned something, you really

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Speaker 3: can't bring a suitcase here. I'm coming in and start

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Speaker 3: cutting stuff on. If he don't want to change positions,

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Speaker 3: he really ain't gonna want to be changing all these

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Speaker 3: facial expressions.

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Speaker 2: Start now.

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Speaker 3: I think your points start now. You start pulling out gadgets,

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Speaker 3: lady bugs and on.

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Speaker 2: The cab and feathers and the big jail pop. You can't.

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Speaker 2: I'm just telling you, go ahead. I'm soap soft, go

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Speaker 2: ahead with, she says.

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Speaker 1: I've been married for nine years and my wife and

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Speaker 1: I are together. Were together for months during the pandemic.

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Speaker 1: I saw a huge decline in her hygiene and figured

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Speaker 1: she was getting depressed. I'd have her hairstylist come into

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Speaker 1: her hair, and I even polished her toes a few times.

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Speaker 1: I finally figured out that it's not depression. She just

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Speaker 1: doesn't like to bathe. She still works from home, and

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Speaker 1: she likes to shower a few times a week. I

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Speaker 1: don't smell her. I don't smell her, and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to. So how do I get some soap and

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Speaker 1: water on her every day?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I can't help it here, dog, I've never had that problem.

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Speaker 3: I will admit this for the first time. Uncle Steve

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Speaker 3: has never ran into that problem, not with a woman

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Speaker 3: now friends my son me as a boy.

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Speaker 2: Yet I avoided a.

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Speaker 3: Bath when if I could, I just thought it was

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Speaker 3: a waste of damn town. I'm out here playing, Why

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Speaker 3: would I want to come in here and wash? My

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Speaker 3: whole goal is you get dirty. I don't even understand this.

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Speaker 3: So see if you notice, I've diverted this question back

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Speaker 3: to my childhood because I got nothing for you.

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Speaker 2: Man, I don't know. I've never met a woman who's

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Speaker 2: not clean. I don't, I don't, you don't want to, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But I tell you one thing.

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Speaker 3: It makes you really appreciate who you have in your

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Speaker 3: life when you see a letter like this. Thank you

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Speaker 3: Lord for my girl who loves to take baths anytime

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Speaker 3: of the day. Steve, I'm going upstairs take a bath,

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Speaker 3: all right, taking all these damn baths. But guess what

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Speaker 3: I'd rather have that than when you gonna take a

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Speaker 3: bath right.

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Speaker 4: In that running water as a hint, you know, maybe hey,

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Speaker 4: baby Bran, it's bad water.

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Speaker 2: You want it.

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Speaker 5: What should he do, Steve?

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Speaker 1: Should he just come out and tell her?

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Speaker 3: Or I don't know what he should do, Shirley, I've

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Speaker 3: never had this. I have no experience at this CLO

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Speaker 3: don't know. CLO just don't know.

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Speaker 2: But well, can I just make a suggestion? Oh, here

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking maybe when y'all go by the call wash,

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Speaker 3: just say, baby, can you hop out and go through

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Speaker 3: their first.

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Speaker 2: Soaping water right there? We just need to see we

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Speaker 2: just let the wonderw down. Just let the winder down,

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Speaker 2: Let that breast come through that.

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Speaker 3: Do something come through?

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Speaker 1: It might be yeah, he needs to have some sort

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Speaker 1: of conversation with her, all right? Moving on, Benita and

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Speaker 1: Charlotte says, I'm a single mother and my parents help

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Speaker 1: me out with my daughter so I can have a

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Speaker 1: dating life. In order for them to babysit for me,

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Speaker 1: they make me bring the man to meet them first.

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty nine and I don't don't have any friends

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Speaker 1: my age that will babysit, and I can't afford to

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Speaker 1: pay a sitter. It's cruel for my parents to treat

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Speaker 1: me like a child, but I have no other options.

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Speaker 1: It's a turnoff for the guys too. Is there a

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Speaker 1: way to make it less obvious to the guys I

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Speaker 1: go out with?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, that ain't no way around that, you know,

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Speaker 3: and I know your mom and daddy. Oh be cause

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Speaker 3: your name Benita, she's only a bag and twenty nine Banita.

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Speaker 3: Butnita at twenty nine ain't last time I heard that one?

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Speaker 2: Not that dog.

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Speaker 3: So your MoMA and daddy is Herman and Celestine. Now

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Speaker 3: they sitting at the door waiting on Dante to come

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Speaker 3: and meet Herman and Celestine. Well look at you, So

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Speaker 3: what you what you do for work? These is the

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Speaker 3: old people question. Yeah, so what you do for work?

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Speaker 2: I'm a computer analysis compruder?

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Speaker 3: What what?

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Speaker 1: What? You?

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Speaker 2: You ain't want to get into? Nothing that stay with you?

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Speaker 2: Heating and at you know, with the hand for something,

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Speaker 2: you know, something you can.

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Speaker 3: Put you hang your hat on working on the compruter

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Speaker 3: poll The people ain't got no compruter.

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Speaker 2: What you're gonna fix?

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Speaker 5: Then everyone had computer, sir salles, thing we got computed here,

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Speaker 5: so they said, so that thing he said, We ain't

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Speaker 5: got putter, We just got microwaved.

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Speaker 2: Can you fix that? Because that been out see that

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Speaker 2: you had a skill set. You be on the something. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she can't bring none of her me in over that

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Speaker 2: old ass house.

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Speaker 3: Steve Harbin, Marty show Man, ain't nothing worse than a

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Speaker 3: madass woman smoking a cigarette, you know, out there with

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Speaker 3: that cigarette that I tell you what, I tell what.

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Speaker 3: You hain't Fred, but I whoopded somebody had put that cigarette.

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Speaker 3: It so cool that cigarette just be talking the whole time.

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Speaker 3: She's talking, that cigarette going up and down, ashes flicking

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Speaker 3: off on her dress and Stuff's Morning, Steve Harby Morning

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Speaker 3: Show coming up right after