1 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 1: All right, listen, we got a lot going on this morning. 2 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: We're talking about the election, We're talking to people on 3 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 1: the phone. We're doing it's getting lets. You got some 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: more calls and it's time for the prank call. Yeah, 5 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,000 Speaker 1: but it's time for the prank. We got some more calls. Yeah, alright, 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, about four 7 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today. The subject 8 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 1: nothing he does is enough. We'll get into that, but 9 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:33,040 Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. 10 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,280 Speaker 1: But you got for us enough who listen right here? 11 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:39,279 Speaker 1: Just for my daddy, y'all all time favorite. Can I 12 00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:45,279 Speaker 1: have yo kidney? Can I have yo kidney? Daddy? If 13 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:51,839 Speaker 1: you're listening, man, this one for you baby. Hello. Hello, 14 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:56,240 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach the brother Conn. This is how 15 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: are you doing, bro? This is Deacon Pattison called him 16 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: from the church. How you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, 17 00:01:02,120 --> 00:01:05,319 Speaker 1: just doing fun and yourself, sir, I'm doing good, doing good. 18 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 1: You know the churches behind you on what you're going through. 19 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: When we were praying for you, man, we know all 20 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:12,959 Speaker 1: about you know you're going in the surgeon on Friday 21 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 1: to get your get your pankers removed. So I wanted 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,920 Speaker 1: to give you a call man, have a word of 23 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: pray and let you know that we all are pulling 24 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 1: for you, and we know that that the man upstairs 25 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,640 Speaker 1: are gonna pull you through the successful where God bless 26 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: and keep you. Uh that deacon, God blessing keep you, 27 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: because I tell you I'm going through something here. Me 28 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:33,120 Speaker 1: and my wife, we've been talking about it and we've 29 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:35,440 Speaker 1: been praying on it, and it she was a wonderful 30 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: thing to know that your church is with you and 31 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 1: and y'all thinking about me and prayer. I I've really 32 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 1: had to take this, this to the lower. This is 33 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 1: a serious thing with me. And uh, I ain't never 34 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: had an operation before in my life, and I know 35 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 1: I needed my wife and made it clear, the doctor 36 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: made it clear that I believe I'm ready to go forward, Deacon, 37 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:57,400 Speaker 1: and we're don't give the victory to who the youth 38 00:01:58,120 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: he's the victory. He let me, let me, let me, 39 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: let me have a word of proud with your brother 40 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,320 Speaker 1: con if you don't mind, just a bout your head 41 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,480 Speaker 1: from me, Father God, we have right now, we have 42 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: right now that you touch brother Connley as he goes 43 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: in on Friday, please put your hands on him. We asked, 44 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 1: Father that you hold on to the doctor that's getting 45 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,040 Speaker 1: ready to go and put series on it. Yes. We 46 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,839 Speaker 1: asked that you make sure that the doctor it's got 47 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: a strong eye on that mord with him. We asked 48 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,359 Speaker 1: that that that he got a steady hand when he 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: got the scalpel in his hand. We asked that you 50 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: hold on to him please as he goes into a surgeon, 51 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: because we know it comes side them on the victory 52 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: gonna belong to Brother Conley and the Lord. We know 53 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:44,840 Speaker 1: all of this, but we we we asked that you 54 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 1: take that pincers and you remove it out successfully closing 55 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,000 Speaker 1: back up like it will never been into it in 56 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 1: before walk with Niki. That's what we're asking. We asked 57 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,679 Speaker 1: your Lord at the same time that they're removing this 58 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: pincre as Lord, we asked that your reach around his 59 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: backside and we asked that you his kidney, Lord, touch 60 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,840 Speaker 1: his kidney and make it hold. Make it a hundred 61 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: and ten percent. We want you to make that that 62 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:14,040 Speaker 1: kidneys like it's been that best kidness. Deacon, that's they 63 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:17,079 Speaker 1: can they can whoop pat des pass. Yeah, you know 64 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,399 Speaker 1: you're saying, they you down, sir, they're there's nothing wrong 65 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: with my kidney, Deacon. I'm doing I'm doing fine. The 66 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: Lord is Lord has been needed. Well, he's gonna work 67 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,079 Speaker 1: on my pancris. That's what the doctors are operating though. 68 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: They don't trap me forward, and that's what they're playing 69 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: to remove. So really, my kidney is fine. They did 70 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: what they called when they're in my eyes and everything 71 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: else is fine. They ain't working on nothing but my 72 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: pancreas right right right. Well, let me say I'm glad 73 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: you brought it up with this, this one. We want 74 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 1: to call you, uh huh. Of course I did call them. 75 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: Pray for you, yes that you know, because I want 76 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: to know that that that that you make it through 77 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,320 Speaker 1: this successfully. But what another reason why I'm getting around 78 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 1: it is here is uh, what I want to ask you, 79 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:57,920 Speaker 1: and I know we we you know, we've never met 80 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: face to faith. I've seen you a couple of times, 81 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: like I said, at the church, but you've been out 82 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: most time, uh or you with your sickness and whatnot. 83 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: But now, what what I was gonna ask you was, yeah, 84 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: and I know this is I hate to come at 85 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,560 Speaker 1: you in the final hour and you're getting ready to 86 00:04:12,560 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: go out, certain and all that, But if you don't 87 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,119 Speaker 1: mind it, if you could see it in your heart 88 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 1: to to to see to do something for somebody else. Uh, 89 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: that's that's the large we are. You always supposed to 90 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,040 Speaker 1: have those who right, And I'm glad you you think 91 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: like that. It's not when they go in on Friday 92 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: morning and and remove that pinker is out. Do do 93 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: you think that that that that they could go in 94 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,800 Speaker 1: and and get one of your kidneys? Because I need one? 95 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: Hold hold on just what you say, but what you say, 96 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: see see see what else. I've been going through myself 97 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: with a little ailment. And I'm wondering if if if 98 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: I need a kitten, and I'm wondering if you can 99 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:58,159 Speaker 1: give me one of yours. When they go in and 100 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 1: get your pankers, they're going already to have your Did 101 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:04,000 Speaker 1: you say you wanted them to take one of my kidneys? Yeah, 102 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: and give it to me because I need one. You 103 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:09,279 Speaker 1: need a kidney? Yeah? What what I mean? You already 104 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 1: gonna be layding there open? Wait a minute, Mr. You 105 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: need a kidney? I need help with my packers. You 106 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,640 Speaker 1: will call me with black that man, This ain't no 107 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: work of the Lord. Now you say you're a deacon 108 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: like I said, dick In Patterson my name. But see 109 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 1: what I'm asking you? What you man, Brother Connor? What 110 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 1: harm is it if you already open and laying on 111 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: the tea. Oh, you ain't heard a damn thing I saying? 112 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 1: Have you? I said, I'll be man, you're crazy as hell. 113 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 1: Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need 114 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 1: to call the pastor because here's something going on here. 115 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,520 Speaker 1: You say you knew you man of damn new. Mr. 116 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you too damn new to know who 117 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: you're talking to? What what? What? What I'm saying is 118 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,080 Speaker 1: you have to to look like you said you said 119 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,479 Speaker 1: they did the m R. I don't give what I 120 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: said they did. Man, I got two kidneys. You got 121 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,040 Speaker 1: to one of yours bad. That's your problem. Mr. Let 122 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,480 Speaker 1: me tell you something. I'm trying to get wet and 123 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: you calling with this. You say you're a new beacon, 124 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,400 Speaker 1: You damn show ills and you won't be at the 125 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,640 Speaker 1: church long. I'll tell you that because if I ever 126 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: get close to your we got some riskon and do. 127 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: What is it gonna hurt for you to give me 128 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: one of them kidnings and both them. If both them 129 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,640 Speaker 1: kidners is good and ain't gonna hit him, thankful you 130 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 1: ain't getting my kidney? Man, what's wrong with you? Say? Man? 131 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:22,800 Speaker 1: All I'm saying is if you're gonna be olden and 132 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,480 Speaker 1: laying on the table, what is it gonna hurt? Old Man? 133 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 1: You're gonna kill I'm ote me laying on the damn table? 134 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,440 Speaker 1: What kind of a till you in charge of? Mr? 135 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,800 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet 136 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 1: you before I get to the hospital, and now that 137 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: damn bad getting to yours and I can't tell you 138 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: that we get down, You're gonna feel a damn thing 139 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 1: about that. I'll be damned if you're gonna call and 140 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaker 1: talk to me out of one of my damn kittens. Man, 141 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: I'm trying to live just like you, trying to let 142 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 1: you know I take care of me because what you're 143 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,800 Speaker 1: talking about it ain't got a damn thing to do 144 00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: with Jesus. You can kiss my and get off my phone. 145 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:57,039 Speaker 1: That's what you can do. Can I say one more 146 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,080 Speaker 1: thing to you? What is you listening to me? And 147 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: I didn't listen to you? And you ain't talking about 148 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: nothing that's got nothing to do with what's going on 149 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:07,640 Speaker 1: with me. Mr you're running the game. If I could 150 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:10,680 Speaker 1: get to y'all put leading you. What can I just 151 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,520 Speaker 1: say one more thing and then I'm gonna let you go. 152 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: Is you're listening for what that's just left you timing 153 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,560 Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked 154 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: by your daughter? Oh Lord, haven that girl? Lord have mercy, 155 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: Lord have much Jesus you all right, brother may Man. 156 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: You have made me use language that I swear I 157 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,320 Speaker 1: don't know, but I heard my name's name using that. 158 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: I didn't stop a long time ago talking that away. 159 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: Please forgive me. Lord whoa y'all I'm gonna have to 160 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:49,840 Speaker 1: Lord him Mercy. My heart is Tim Peyton Hill. Lord him, Mercy, Jesus, 161 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: this ain't me, This ain't me. And you I'll tell 162 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,320 Speaker 1: you what I enjoined Steve Hardy and if you told me, 163 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: brother College, I gotta ask you one more thing, man, 164 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,200 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 165 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: show in the land. It's gotta be it's gotta be y'all, 166 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,840 Speaker 1: it's gotta be y'all here. I don't remember the name. 167 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 1: I ain't gonna forget it now, gotta be y'all you've 168 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: been stupid, baby. Now, A few time you friends live 169 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:29,000 Speaker 1: at the Uptown Comedy Club. That will be next Friday, 170 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:33,400 Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday. Alright, next Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Uptown Comedy Corner, neptime. 171 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: A few time your friends get your tickets there. Don't 172 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: see all right now Sunday, Yeah, my people, I know 173 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: how we do it. Four o'clock pm. Yeah, I know 174 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: you like that. Four pm on Sunday, in and out 175 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,960 Speaker 1: back home, almost before the street lights come on. And 176 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: hopefully we'll know who the president is by then, Tommy. Yeah, 177 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:57,960 Speaker 1: that's that's gonna help. Yeah, hopefully, Yes, my ass walk 178 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: in that room. I'm coming up next. Strawberry Letter. Nothing 179 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: he does is enough as a subject. We'll get into 180 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the same Harvey 181 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,520 Speaker 1: Morning Show.