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Speaker 1: How jubiles dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey guys, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty

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Speaker 2: little secret?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I have a dirty secret.

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Speaker 3: Kind of embarrassed, but here goes.

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Speaker 4: Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 1: Tele Markers are always calling and most people are just

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Speaker 1: super annoyed by these people.

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Speaker 3: But I mean, I love.

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Speaker 1: You, and now he decided to do a little twist

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Speaker 1: to it.

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Speaker 4: I actually start having phone sex with them.

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Speaker 2: Wait what, I feel like I missed that first part.

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Speaker 2: You're doing that with who? Telemarketers?

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Speaker 1: The telemarketers?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm the only person in the world who's ever thought

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Speaker 1: about this, but it is so much fun of versus

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Speaker 1: It's like, let me get.

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Speaker 3: Them off the phone.

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Speaker 2: Do they hang up pretty quickly?

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Speaker 3: Do you like you? Well, they're just really like they're

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Speaker 3: awkward with it because they're like, wait, you know, they

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Speaker 3: need to stay on the line because you need to

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Speaker 3: get their money right, but like they don't understand what's.

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Speaker 1: Going on, And I am full blown, like after winning,

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Speaker 1: hear me, I am, I'm all about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to try that next time I get a

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Speaker 2: call like that.

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Speaker 1: You should.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to think how that goes though. The telemarketers like, oh,

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Speaker 2: do you want to get a subscription?

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Speaker 4: And you say what, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: About well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: You're welcome.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 4: Yes? I do, sweet, what is it? Well? I work

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Speaker 4: from home and my wife does not work from home.

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Speaker 4: She has a nine to five. She goes out to

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Speaker 4: the house and she loves to cook. She isn't the

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Speaker 4: best cook. She's not a good cook. She's a great woman, not.

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Speaker 5: A good cook.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so dinner. She usually makes dinner and then have

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Speaker 4: it left over for lunch for me.

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Speaker 5: It's like, here's your lunch any you know, putting a

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Speaker 5: container for you and I I can't do it.

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Speaker 4: So I said it to the dog before I'd thrown

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Speaker 4: it away and the neighbor's garbage can.

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Speaker 5: So she won't see it.

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Speaker 4: I've gotten caught by the neighbor. So I had a

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Speaker 4: lot of them and tell them what I was putting

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Speaker 4: my trash in their garbage. Yeah, she's not not a

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Speaker 4: good cook. Well, great woman, not a good cook.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you tell her? Do you come back

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Speaker 2: home and be like the food was amazing?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So thanks for getting lunch together. From me and

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Speaker 4: it was tasty. It's gonna be I love it.

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Speaker 2: And then she's like, Okay, I'll make dinner. Like I'm hunger,

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Speaker 2: I haven't eaten all day. Wait what, thanks for your

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Speaker 2: dirty little secret.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome by

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret,