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Speaker 1: Ben Maller on Fox Facebook. Bennet Mallard Show joined again

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Speaker 1: by David Gascon from West of the four oh five

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Speaker 1: making his way in. I am I'm happy to be here.

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Speaker 1: Unlike most of the guys were in Dodger Blue, I

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Speaker 1: am not on the injured list. Yeah, well, can you

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Speaker 1: play defense? And can you actually you know, have some

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Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of that right now. I

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Speaker 1: it just it's it's pretty wild. Hell, they blew a

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Speaker 1: they have been in. Holy sh it. Yeah, no, I

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Speaker 1: listen Andrew Freedman, boy, wonder there the executive everything came

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Speaker 1: up great the last couple of years with the Dodgers.

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Speaker 1: The players he picked up that were auxiliary players, but

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Speaker 1: changing things up, But the guys they brought in sucked.

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Speaker 1: And these guys have been terrible. I mean, the backup

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Speaker 1: It's not a sixty game season. But at this point,

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Speaker 1: my hot take Gascon on the Dodgers is that Andrew Freedman,

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Speaker 1: even by accident, he was picking up good place. He

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Speaker 1: Clayton Kershoven monologue? No, not yet, not yet. That would

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Speaker 1: had to take the food somewhere else. And so what's

422
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: the speed? What's the speed? Trading? Thing about? What? What

423
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 1: are we? Where are we going here? Gascott? What are

424
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: we doing? So we've been kind of knee deep in

425
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:35,920
Speaker 1: in everything that is um investment trading, and uh, you know,

426
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: we've got some people that have sent us a few

427
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 1: things on cryptocurrency. I I have yet to put my

428
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,679
Speaker 1: toes into that. Oh I have, and I've done very

429
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: well by the way, the Mallard militia coming through Bigley

430
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 1: helping out. I'm not gonna name the crypto, but has

431
00:22:53,119 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 1: well because I don't want to jinks and I don't

432
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: have the crystal the banbano on it. But it has

433
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:03,440
Speaker 1: gone up, up, up and away. It's been tremendous, I

434
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: guess on this this particular currency that and I want

435
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:13,159
Speaker 1: to thank Clay actually because he's the one that said, hey,

436
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 1: you should probably probably purchase you know this crypto X

437
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,159
Speaker 1: will call it, and I was like, I don't know

438
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: about that, and it's so cheap, it's so wonderful, you

439
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna do it, and I just put

440
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: I put a few bucks down, and yeah, it's one

441
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: of those things. You put a few bucks down, you

442
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 1: get a bunch of it, and I just like forgot

443
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,199
Speaker 1: about it, and then all of a sudden, it's got

444
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: a lot of attention this week, and have I do

445
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: have a feeling it's gonna skyrocket after Saturday Night Live airs,

446
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,760
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying, got you guys have

447
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: a certain celebrity host that's gonna be on there that

448
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,200
Speaker 1: will likely do some bits about about this particular crypto currency. Yeah,

449
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,200
Speaker 1: well a few hours from now, then let's we'll see

450
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 1: what happens. I'm not saying you should buy it or

451
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 1: not buy it. I'm just don't do what you want.

452
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 1: But I have a feeling because of publicity that it'll

453
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,120
Speaker 1: it'll jump up a little bit. You make a little money,

454
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: it's fair enough. Well, I I have a I have

455
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 1: a relative of a cousin of mine who's who's a

456
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 1: hard oh, but he's a good dude. He's uh, he's intelligent,

457
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,760
Speaker 1: and he's a financial advisor for high net worth clients.

458
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,439
Speaker 1: And uh, you know, he's he's he likes to refrain

459
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: to himself as the refer to himself, excuse me as

460
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: like the general zod of of investing, where he wants

461
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: to make everyone bend the knee if you will. And

462
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: so he he texted me randomly a few days ago

463
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,360
Speaker 1: and said, I need you to get on this stock.

464
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: And I said, Yo, I'm in the middle of traffic

465
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,159
Speaker 1: right now. I'm I'm driving to work. I'm on the

466
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,919
Speaker 1: four oh five freeway right now. He said, you've got

467
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,119
Speaker 1: ten minutes before the market closes. Just push buttons and

468
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: get it done. And um lo and behold. You know,

469
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,720
Speaker 1: we do a wild things when we're either at a

470
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 1: sporting event, on the toilet, maybe getting ready for the shower,

471
00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: in bed after you kick out the misses for the night.

472
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: I was, I was day trading on the flour oh

473
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 1: Fire Freeway. That is a first for me. And I

474
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,440
Speaker 1: think you're supposed to admit that, gisk and I think

475
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: that's illegally you should not have. Well, then you have

476
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: that dip ship, that moron in Ohio that can go

477
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,399
Speaker 1: rat on me into the l A p D. How

478
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: about that? But like as a you know, it's really

479
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: my soul here. I must give a public service announcements,

480
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: you know. Doing the overnight showed to a lot of

481
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 1: p S A S. Yes, they'll see you before you

482
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: see them. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Which is oddly enough,

483
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 1: Just before that happened, I was at a crosswalk ready

484
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: to get onto the one ten Freeway and the L

485
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: A P. D. Harbor Division. I didn't have my seatbelt on.

486
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: I was looking at the stocks, and a police officer

487
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 1: rolled up right to my right side and nothing happened.

488
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: Oh I really keep going there? Yeah, it was pretty well.

489
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 1: Then obviously put on my seatbelt and proceed to look

490
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 1: at some stocks to make some trades. So that's the

491
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,639
Speaker 1: world we're living right now. But I thought about I

492
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: thought about you. I was like, oh, I'm doing a

493
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: little day trading as I'm on my way. Did it

494
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 1: work out that the stock? It did? It did? Why

495
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 1: didn't What about your friend Ben? Why didn't you say, hey, Ben,

496
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,119
Speaker 1: you should probably get you Why didn't you pass it?

497
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: Pass it on? How about that? I don't want to

498
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:16,919
Speaker 1: jink sit, you know, I didn't want to jink sit

499
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: and share it with you. Just said that five minutes ago. Yeah,

500
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 1: that's me though, that's not you. You're not wired like me.

501
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,439
Speaker 1: You're not like me. I'm We're different. You've never been

502
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 1: bashed in the past about sharing information. How there you?

503
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: That's true? How curled up for your toes when I

504
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 1: started asking Steve Hartman about him and Don Martin's relationship.

505
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 1: Third rail? That's a third rail? How there you dare?

506
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:47,960
Speaker 1: Don't go there? That's you have to admit that the

507
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: reason why you love radio and your radio nerd is

508
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 1: because there's so much drama and so many good stories

509
00:26:54,800 --> 00:27:00,119
Speaker 1: off the air with radio personalities. Yeah, yeah, I know,

510
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: it's great. I mean it's stuff that happens off the

511
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: air that often never makes it on the air. Is

512
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:11,200
Speaker 1: tremus outstanding, wonderful all that? Yeah, it's great, absolutely, no

513
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: question about it. Would you ever consider day trading once

514
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: you're when you're on the four or five free away again? Well,

515
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: let's say, if if I were to come into a

516
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: lot of money, if something were to break right gas

517
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: on and there would be the richest of Solomon at

518
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: my doorstep, I would be a very active day trader.

519
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: But making overnight radio money. Yeah, so what with your

520
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: with all your birthday gifts and all the mail that

521
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: you got the other day when you came into the studio.

522
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,119
Speaker 1: There were two things that that we were sent to

523
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 1: me through inquiries of mine that I needed to pass

524
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,160
Speaker 1: along to you. Was one, did Ben cook the steak yet?

525
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: And I said, unequivocally no, no, you don't know that

526
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: to be true enough, showed me a picture of it.

527
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: You would have. You would have been praised. I don't

528
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,840
Speaker 1: rag about my eating. And then two I was asked, hey,

529
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,040
Speaker 1: did Ben acknowledge the the cameo video and the other

530
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: video that you produced for him for his birthday card?

531
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: So no, I'm still waiting for that thank you. I'm

532
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: still waiting for that hug, that handshake, that toe tap.

533
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you? What are you talking?

534
00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 1: I didn't get a cameo birthday card I got. I

535
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: did get a cameo from a listener, but it was

536
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:27,680
Speaker 1: not a birthday card. That's not that's a lie. That

537
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: is a lie. I made two of them, I mean

538
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: one of them for birthday for the show, and another

539
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 1: one on a cameo video I sent to you. I

540
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: did not get the video handed out. I did not

541
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 1: get it. I did not see either one of those videos. Really, Yes,

542
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about here. Really, I'm

543
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 1: not I would have. Why would I not talk about it? If?

544
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm a talk show host. I talked about

545
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: things that happened because it's from me, That's why. Who

546
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: sent it? How did you send it? You send it to?

547
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: Somebody else? Said no? Someone else said did because it

548
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: was a listener from Montana. Oh you know, I didn't.

549
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. I'll have to I'll have to check,

550
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,719
Speaker 1: and I must have. I don't know if it went

551
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: to my spam folder or whatnot. I don't know. Wow,

552
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 1: that sucks. Well, I'm still my birthday post week. I

553
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: can still celebrate my birthday. Well, no, you're your doppelganger.

554
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: Count scent Or created a giant m video montage of

555
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: people that were saying happy birthday to you. Really, Yes,

556
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 1: you didn't see that either? No, No, I did not. No,

557
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: I swear I I'd like to see it. It sounds wonderful,

558
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: it sounds very very kind. Yeah, it was like a

559
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 1: five or six minute long video. I can't believe that

560
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: I did not. I didn't, no one, I don't recall

561
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: getting any email. Uh, and I I scanned my emails.

562
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes I don't check it prime I remember checking it

563
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: on my birthday. I don't. It's weird, that's fascinating. Yeah,

564
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 1: well that sucks. I feel bad. I mean, people went

565
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: out of the way to to make a video and

566
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: I did not acknowledge the video jet by me. I

567
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: did not get the video though. That's crazy. I'm sorry.

568
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: I apologize. I would. I'll have to actually applied. It's

569
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: not five minutes long. It's eighteen minutes long. Eighteen minutes there.

570
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: Now I see it, Okay, I see it. Hold not

571
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 1: say you got a lot of people happy birthday, dined.

572
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: I did not know. I didn't know. Well, I what

573
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: a what a loser? I am? So I was mentioning

574
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: this to you last week or the week of your birthday,

575
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, what do you say? I

576
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying. All right, that makes sense now,

577
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: all right? Wow, unbelievable happens with your introvert? You and

578
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: your an introvert. You don't give a ship, you don't

579
00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,239
Speaker 1: talk or you don't ask a questions. Well, no, I mean,

580
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: I did you know? People did send me a few

581
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: things via email and I didn't acknowledge that the people

582
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: that did that. But wow, all right, well I'm gonna

583
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: have to have to watch it. I can't watch it

584
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: right now, but thank you. Oh man, that's pretty cool.

585
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: Wheel of birthday Cake. I like that, the Wheel of

586
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: birthday Care. There wasn't truckload of of listeners. Yeah, there

587
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: was a ton of people from the militia that wished

588
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: you a happy birthday. Of view, No, I didn't. I

589
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: had no idea. I'm here it is, you know where.

590
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 1: It was a week after my birthday and I'm just

591
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: learning about it right now. This is kind of fitting.

592
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you had a you had a steak in

593
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 1: your friger or roof. Calm down, calm down, and members

594
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: on ice. I see how it goes. I'm not putting

595
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: them on ice. I didn't see it, i'd seen it.

596
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: How can I comment on something I hadn't seen. I

597
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: thought you were just pulling my chain or something like that.

598
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: I thought you were busting my balls about some video.

599
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was real. I thought it was

600
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: I honestly, I thought you were tagged in it. I

601
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: had just assumed, or I assumed your producer would have

602
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 1: put it on air for you. Oh well, wow, you're

603
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: taking a shot. All right, we gotta get the pop

604
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 1: quizz and I got the mailbag. We'll be doing on Sunday,

605
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: So pop quiz. Here a few pop quiz questions. A

606
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: new survey asked people to name a possession that they

607
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 1: have too many of these were the most common answer.

608
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: What are they? Watches? No, something to do with your

609
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:40,120
Speaker 1: feet mm hmm, sandals? Uh, that would be socks. That

610
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 1: would be socks. I don't have enough. I keep losing them. Yeah,

611
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: a lot of people have tons. You just you have

612
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: the sock like basket or whatever, So you have all that. Uh.

613
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,640
Speaker 1: Nearly sevent of American adults say it is their dream

614
00:32:54,880 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: to do this someday. What is it? Travel the world? Uh? No, right,

615
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: their autobiography? Right, their autobiography. People have asked me about that,

616
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: I have. I love to write a book. I don't

617
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: know that's my dream to do it. I don't know

618
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: that's my dream. You're too young. I'm too young to

619
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: write a book. Yeah, no, I'm I too young. You're

620
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 1: too young to write an autobiography. Oh well I could

621
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: write a book though. Yeah, I'm just saying auto biography

622
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: too young? How old do you have to be to

623
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: write an autobiography. I think you should be like in

624
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: your seventies, because then you'd have what if you don't

625
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: make it to your seven? You know everyone makes it

626
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: to their seven. Let's can we not put the curse

627
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: of the bembino on yourself. I'm just saying, I listen,

628
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 1: both my parents are dead. I don't know who knows

629
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, but you know you gotta do it.

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Speaker 1: Do it, strike while the iron is hot. What. I'm

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Speaker 1: a realist, man, I'm a realist who knows it's just

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Speaker 1: a dark cloud over you. I get a dark cloud

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Speaker 1: over me. You said I shouldn't write an autobiography, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well why not? No, you're too young. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, you got way too many things. I got

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Speaker 1: a bunch of story. I got twenty years of radio

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Speaker 1: that I could talk about. Listen, how about this, We'll

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Speaker 1: we'll read, We'll revisit this in in six months, how

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Speaker 1: about that? Just in case? All right, let's see what

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Speaker 1: else there have? One in twelve people say they're embarrassed

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Speaker 1: to admit they can't do this? What is it? Um?

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Speaker 1: So people, I'll say, tie shoes blow a bubble with

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Speaker 1: gum one in twelve people? When you first started blowing that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: did you start doing it with um gum from a

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Speaker 1: baseball pack? Or was it big league chew? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: was a big big league chew guy because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to be just like the players, and I pretended it

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Speaker 1: was like chewing tobacco. And I got a big giant

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Speaker 1: ball and yeah, the whole thing. Uh. But I'm able

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Speaker 1: to blow a bubble. Not I'm not an epic historic

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Speaker 1: bubble blower, but I'm all right. On average, about fourteen

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Speaker 1: of these are made for every American every year. Fourteen

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Speaker 1: of these, yes, fourteen? Um? Uh do do do? Do?

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Speaker 1: Don zippers? No, zippity dude does zippity day? The average woman,

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Speaker 1: where's these? Seventeen times before washing them? What is it?

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Speaker 1: A bra? No pajamas? Oh that's fucking dirty, dirty dirty dirty? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nobody you know who's around when you're in your pajamas,

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Speaker 1: you know, come up dirty in your pajamas. Uh. Women

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Speaker 1: can usually do this in six days, but it takes

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Speaker 1: us men ten days to do it on average. Commit

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Speaker 1: to a date, No, it's actually the opposite to break

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Speaker 1: up with someone. No ship, Yeah, it wasn't that Because

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Speaker 1: the trope is that women have somebody else already lined up.

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Speaker 1: Right when they're ready to break up with the guy,

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Speaker 1: they were already scouting out, scouring the market for somebody else. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: plus the tinks, it's a little bit longer for us

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Speaker 1: to make the women break up with us, and guys

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Speaker 1: usually don't have they very rarely do they have someone

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Speaker 1: else lined up. Women usually have somebody warmed up there.

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Speaker 1: You could always have someone warming up with the pen

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Speaker 1: ben Wow, Dave Roberts. Only about of people say they

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Speaker 1: can do this extremely well, about SI say they can't

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Speaker 1: do it at all. Now I can do this, but

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Speaker 1: I cannot do it extremely well. I'm very mediocre at whistle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Whistle. Now, my grandfather Phil Jackson with

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Speaker 1: the do you go Phil Jackson with the two pinkies

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Speaker 1: and yeah, no, no, I don't do that. But my

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Speaker 1: grandfather was a great whistler. I was I'm only able

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Speaker 1: to whistle blowing air in, not out. That's the lode,

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Speaker 1: and which it's the ability to whistle along the length

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Speaker 1: of the whistle. You know. I was like, she asked me,

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Speaker 1: can you whistle? That's good I'm a better whistler than you.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to rate the podcast, you can go.

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Speaker 1: You want to know why this is a Saturday podcast

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Speaker 1: and no one's listening to this crap? Right there, there's

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Speaker 1: an example two men whistling, whistling the day away, right, literally,

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Speaker 1: whist whistling the day away, all right. A new study

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Speaker 1: shows that listening to this for eight to ten minutes

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Speaker 1: a day will brighten your mood. Um gospel music? Uh no,

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Speaker 1: how about birds singing? Birds sing? Can you get that

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Speaker 1: on the music apps on your phone? Birds singing? Is

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Speaker 1: that on YouTube? I'm sure? Well, I'm sure on you

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Speaker 1: you can get anything on YouTube. New survey asked dog

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Speaker 1: owners to name their biggest pet peeves. People said this

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Speaker 1: top their list. Most annoying thing that people do. Um,

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Speaker 1: not picking up their dogs. Shit. Now when a stranger

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Speaker 1: pets their dogs, don't touch fight? Oh what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 1: Leave fighto alone? I always ask, Yeah, this is one

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Speaker 1: of our biggest regrets from high school? What is it?

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Speaker 1: The women we did? I see your hairstyle? Well, your

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Speaker 1: hair looked. Oh it's so bad, terrible. Almost all of

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Speaker 1: us have this in our homes, but only use it.

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Speaker 1: What is it scale no dental floss, get that dental

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Speaker 1: flow floss. I'm an epic floster. I'm a really good floster.

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Speaker 1: I'm a talented filosoper. I go those a little, those

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Speaker 1: little flosters, I use those things off. Yeah, the toothpick flosters.

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Speaker 1: Those these are wonderful. Have him in my car triggers

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Speaker 1: my wife's mesophonia, which is so high. I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't get how you practicing your hygiene would would trigger her.

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Speaker 1: But whatever, that's what I'm saying. I'm listen. I'm practicing

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Speaker 1: good dental hygiene. I floss more than doctors recommend. Okay,

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Speaker 1: give me a break. Of public teachers have this in common.

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Speaker 1: What is it? They don't want to go back to work. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's true, but also they have a second job, second

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Speaker 1: job outside of teaching, a little side hustle. What's going on?

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Speaker 1: All right? Last last one here? And when it comes

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Speaker 1: to our house. Four of homeowners have this in common.

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Speaker 1: They don't know where the electrical boxes or the switchbox.

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Speaker 1: Uh no is actually uh the They think their house

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Speaker 1: is haunted. Oh no, but that let just do all right,

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Speaker 1: that's it, We're done, We're out of here. Cameo dot com.

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Speaker 1: By the way, want a personal video message, Have a

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Speaker 1: great rest your Saturday. Get the mail bag on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: We will catch you then. Be sure to catch live

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Speaker 1: editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am

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