1 00:00:01,560 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for it today, and the subject is 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:11,239 Speaker 1: he kept an apartment for years. Oh, we'll find out 4 00:00:11,240 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 1: what that's all about. And we kind of know, but 5 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about in just a 6 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:19,120 Speaker 1: few because right now the nephew is here with today's 7 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 1: Frank phone call. What you got for us? Nov Well, 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: you know, Shirley, Valentine's his own way. So I dug 9 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: into the archive. This right here is Valentine's gift card. 10 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: Valentine Gift Card, God Dog gift you would. Hello, Hello, 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bryce. Hey, Bryan, So, how you doing? Man? 12 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:46,199 Speaker 1: My name is Alvin, bro. How you doing today? I'm 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,200 Speaker 1: good man? What's up? Hey? Listen? Um, I know you're 14 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: you're you're married Tatricia? Right? Yeah, who who's this? Okay? 15 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: Like I said, yeah, my name is Alvin, and I'm 16 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: just trying to make sure I got to write Persian 17 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 1: man because you, um, you have black half white right 18 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: from what I understand, Yeah, I'm gonna have a blacks. 19 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 1: Who who the presidents? Why? Why are you asking me questions? 20 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: What's going on? Okay? No, no, no, everything's cool, man, 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 1: everything's cool. Um uh, Trish, So check this out, man. Listen, 22 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: say I m at work, man, say what you need 23 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: to say? What's happened? Okay, listen, I actually dently I said. 24 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,600 Speaker 1: I said, Trisian some flowers for Valentine's They're gonna get 25 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: there on Friday. But I accidentally put a you know, 26 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: I ordered a gift card along with it, and they 27 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:37,759 Speaker 1: put this gift card in Tritious gift bag. And really 28 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,839 Speaker 1: that's that gift card should really be for my wife, 29 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: and I was trying to see it. Maybe if you 30 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: get to the gift bag before, maybe you could get 31 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: it out for me so I could get that gift card. Okay, 32 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 1: so you said, uh, you said my wife flowers for 33 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: Valentine's Day? Right, yeah? Yeah, But that that that's not 34 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,360 Speaker 1: the key. The key is that it's a gift card 35 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: in there that I need, you know, cards, and my wife. 36 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: You just want the flowers to go to her, that's 37 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I set the 38 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:10,079 Speaker 1: flowers man. Yeah, no problem, no, yeah, no, that's cool man. 39 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: This happens. Then we make mistakes all the time. How 40 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 1: about this. How about you come on over and I 41 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 1: will be more than happy to give you the gift 42 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:20,519 Speaker 1: card because I'm sure you know if you send with 43 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,079 Speaker 1: the flowers, all I'll just have to handle. That's a 44 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,519 Speaker 1: gift card over to you and and probably a nice 45 00:02:25,639 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: uh speaking to you, stupid mother? Why enough would you 46 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:33,239 Speaker 1: ever call me about this? Hey? Man? And I I 47 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: didn't expect all this happening. Is it out hostility? Hey? Bro, 48 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: all I'm trying to do with Like I said, I 49 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: what do you mean you're doing? You didn't think there's 50 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 1: gonna be you send my white flowers? Mother? But how 51 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,400 Speaker 1: do you even know my wife? How do you know Tresh? 52 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: How do you know Trench? I work and I work 53 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 1: in the building with that Trish works in. Do you 54 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,079 Speaker 1: work with her? Okay, good, you don't work. I don't 55 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,839 Speaker 1: work with her. I don't work for her company at all. 56 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:59,799 Speaker 1: But my my, you know, my floor is on a 57 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: differ from floor. I work in a different company, but 58 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: she works, she works in the same building. So yeah, dude, 59 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:07,280 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the gift card. Man, I 60 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:09,799 Speaker 1: ain't even trying to trip dude, I ain't so uh 61 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 1: let me, So you sent some flowers when when the 62 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: flower's gonna be here. What time the flower's supposed to 63 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: be here. The flower's getting there sometime Friday on Valentine's said, okay, good, good, 64 00:03:20,919 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 1: So how about you come down here on Friday? Okay, 65 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: and uh, I will give the flowers the tresh and 66 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: I will give you the gift card. And you mentioned 67 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,040 Speaker 1: uh if I was half black or half white, and 68 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: I'll go ahead and let you know that both sides 69 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: are gonna beat your mother, because you're gotta be the 70 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: most ignorant mother I've ever met in my gird. I 71 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: don't care if you're green, blue, yellow, lavender. I don't 72 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: know what the you are, but you are the dumbest 73 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: piece of I've ever met. You come here Friday. You 74 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: come here and your get your wife will get her 75 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: gift card, and my wife will get your flowers, and 76 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: everybody's gonna be happy. And dude, what's what's all this about? Man? Okay? 77 00:03:58,360 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 1: So have you gone out with tresds? So you got 78 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: one for lunch or you know, maybe a movie or 79 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,400 Speaker 1: I mean, how much how much time have you spent 80 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,720 Speaker 1: with my wife? I ain't, I ain't, I ain't spend 81 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: no time with her? Why are you stuttering? That. What 82 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,280 Speaker 1: do you mean you ain't spend no time with how 83 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: you you seem to know all about her? And you 84 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 1: haven't gone out one time with my wife? No, I 85 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 1: never went out with her. So you just have a 86 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: crush on my wife? Is that what you're trying to saying? 87 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 1: You just accidentally sent your bull I didn't actually I 88 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 1: didn't actually didentitally send the flowers. I sent him because 89 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: I wanted her to have She's a pretty she's a 90 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 1: pretty lady. I wanted her to have the flowers, but 91 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,120 Speaker 1: I didn't want her to but I didn't want her 92 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: to have my wife's gift card. Though, What did you 93 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,920 Speaker 1: think I was gonna be there? How did you think? 94 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: How did it in your getting crazy bull mine? If 95 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 1: you think this this was gonna be okay? What if 96 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: I called you right now? I'm like, hey, I set 97 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: your wife. Can you send it back to me? Like? 98 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: How would you feel if I did the same to you? Well, 99 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 1: I mean you're talking about something different from flowers, and 100 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,840 Speaker 1: that seems that that sounds like a little bit offensive. 101 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: Don't you think? Oh that's offensive? Yeah? Man, you know, 102 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:05,239 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Albert. You're Albert. It's not Albert it's Alvid. 103 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: It's Alvin, man, it's a don't give us what it is. Alvin, 104 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,000 Speaker 1: come see me on Friday. I'm gonna have your gift card. 105 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: I'm super excited to meet you. This is this is 106 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,520 Speaker 1: gonna be the best Valentine's Day of my life. Come 107 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,600 Speaker 1: visit me. You sent the flowers to the house, right. 108 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 1: I got the address that Tommy gave me. Who the 109 00:05:24,320 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: is Tommy? He the one gave me the address? He 110 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:29,599 Speaker 1: once told me to come. How about you and Tommy 111 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: come over to the house. Well happen, we'll happen. Guys. Now, 112 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 1: I'll put on a game. I'm gonna have some press. 113 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: Why don't you folk come over here? Okay? But why why? Why? 114 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,919 Speaker 1: Why the hostility when somebody is showing your wife some No, 115 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: there's no how stilly whatsoever? That did you hear? Hostile? 116 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:47,720 Speaker 1: I just invited you and your boy time me to 117 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: come to my house. That's not hostiles. I'm being hospitable, 118 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: That's what it is. It's hospitable. Come see me, come 119 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: see me. Okay, So let me ask you something. Man, 120 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 1: don't you take don't you drop Trish off to work? 121 00:05:59,560 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: Every more? On it? Yeah? I do. I do when 122 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,680 Speaker 1: y'all when y'all riding to work, ain't y'all listening to 123 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Listen not to Steve Harvey Morris. 124 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 1: This is Nephew timme me baby, come home bright, This 125 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: is Nephew timeing from the Steve Harvey Show. Your wife 126 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:24,000 Speaker 1: Trish got me to pray phone call you home? Oh yeah, 127 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: there's no way. Oh now I'm back. I'm pissing again, 128 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:36,440 Speaker 1: and now I'm going through somebody straight. I was like, 129 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:44,400 Speaker 1: who's give me this? Oh? Oh man, I am boiling. 130 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: Holy Uh, she's gonna pay for this one. You gotta 131 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 1: tell me, Bryce, what is the baddest and I mean 132 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land Steve Harvey Show. Baby, 133 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,760 Speaker 1: I put some stupid on it. Then I put some 134 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: stupid on it. I put a little bit of stupid. 135 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: Well where when you ain't got nothing else to put 136 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: on it? Like you don't some intelligence all over? I 137 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: couldn't get intelligence. I don't feel like all that. I 138 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 1: just want to be. You know what I came about. 139 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: You term me that I truly truly respect what's that 140 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:30,680 Speaker 1: is to be stupid? Uh huh, embellished stupid? Come on. 141 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: Speak on it, boy, acknowledge your stupidity, make it plain, 142 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: and then thrive in your stupidity. Come on here, man, 143 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: I mean that's just a complete package. Man. Most people 144 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,040 Speaker 1: don't know how to You've actually taken what is not 145 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: a gift at all, um and turned it into one. 146 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:54,040 Speaker 1: This is the first I've never seen that. I've never 147 00:07:54,080 --> 00:08:00,200 Speaker 1: seen a person take something that's not a guilt and 148 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: actually turned it into one. But stupid. It is a 149 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:07,840 Speaker 1: gift to me though, you know, obviously, and it's the 150 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: gift that keeps on giving. It keeps on giving, and 151 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,520 Speaker 1: as long as I can keep giving stupid. Let's see, 152 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:19,000 Speaker 1: here's a deal. Just I'm teuching myself the gift that 153 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:23,400 Speaker 1: God gave you a proof I was active. Yeah, I 154 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:29,880 Speaker 1: don't give stupid, but you over wrote that. Well, I 155 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:36,720 Speaker 1: know how to look, he said, No, I can act now, 156 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: I get a move. I'm a nailing. But can I 157 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: just be stupid? Let me have it? And I know 158 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: he told you know, because they will do that sometimes, 159 00:08:56,040 --> 00:09:00,719 Speaker 1: that's right. But he let me be stupid. He let 160 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 1: me have and look what he turned it into. I'm 161 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: a mogul of stupid. Test for Wayne, Indiana straight stupid. 162 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:15,920 Speaker 1: What Yeah, And look what stupid has done for me. 163 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,080 Speaker 1: That's all I can understand. And look what it has 164 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:22,040 Speaker 1: done Roy coming up an accident is a Strawberry letter. 165 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,880 Speaker 1: The subject he kept an apartment for years. We'll get 166 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: into that right after this. You're listening to the Steve 167 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,480 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.