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Speaker 3: In the heated debate over which chocolate candy bar is

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Speaker 3: the best, would you say Kit Cat is on the

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Speaker 3: Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 2: I don't consider it the chocolate candy bar for some reason.

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Speaker 2: It's more of like a wafer.

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Speaker 1: Covered in chocolate. Chocolate candy bar is like a Snicker.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's a shape thing. Maybe that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm coming down chair, you know. But they do have

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Speaker 1: the big one, the big long one. You can get the.

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Speaker 3: Chocolate candy bar. ELITISTI what is your candy? I say

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Speaker 3: the top four is Snickers? Okay, gres, Twigs and kit Cat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with Twigs.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about.

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Speaker 3: What's wrong with twigs broke Okaya.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking Twizzler. Sorry, sorry my back Wow.

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Speaker 3: Okay, chocolate, I like, I don't know. I think many

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Speaker 3: people would say kit cat is in the top four.

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Speaker 3: And the reason I say that is because there's a

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Speaker 3: popular restaurant chain in Japan called Kushi Kotsu and they're

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Speaker 3: making news today because they've apparently created an even tastier

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Speaker 3: kit cat experience at their restaurants, and kit.

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Speaker 1: Kats in Asia come in like every flavor.

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Speaker 4: Ever.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we are so cheated here that we

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Speaker 3: They love them. Yeah, but what did they do? They

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Speaker 3: just created a panco fried kit ket. Stop what it

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Speaker 3: looks like, Alexis you know what panko is like Japanese

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's one that looks like just chocolate, but then

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Speaker 2: there looks like one with like marshmallows or something on the.

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Speaker 1: Top of it.

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Speaker 3: So we'll put this photo up on our Insta stories

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Speaker 3: that broken, Jeffrey. One is a kit kushi kotsu, which

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Speaker 3: is a regular fried KitKat bar, and then there's a

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Speaker 3: kit kushy catsu banana with actual fried banana slices and

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Speaker 3: it all comes on a skewer. Banana isn't a chocolate bar.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to go into that debate.

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Speaker 1: It's just a weird thing for me. It's just a

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Speaker 1: shape issue.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but don't talk about chocol that looks amazing.

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Speaker 1: I would totally devour.

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Speaker 3: Fun fact, kushi actually means bamboo skewre in Japanese. Okay,

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Speaker 3: right now you can only get them in Japan, and

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Speaker 3: each special dessert comes with a cup of yogurt for

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Speaker 3: dipping and even more crunchy corn flakes that you can

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Speaker 3: wrap around it after the dip.

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Speaker 1: So good yogur sounds so healthy to put with it,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it?

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Speaker 4: Ja think of a.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of a nice wrap around after the dip. That's

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Speaker 3: Digital Jake's go to dancing chocolic question of the day. Yeah, show,

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Speaker 3: it's what you got, Digital jig.

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Speaker 5: Over the last few we've been playing a new trivia game,

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Speaker 5: testing the brain power of our own Alexis Fuller Yes,

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Speaker 5: And in a shocking twist, we've been getting texts and

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Speaker 5: dms from our listeners at Brook and Jeffrey on Instagram

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Speaker 5: who say they are now betting on it with their

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Speaker 1: Even make some people some money.

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Speaker 5: I know mothers and fathers are taking tequila shots. Depending

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Speaker 5: on if she answers correctly, will Monny go to work

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Speaker 5: a little wobbly today? Find out with another edition of

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Speaker 5: three Seconds with Alexis. If you've never heard the game before,

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Speaker 5: she only gets three seconds to answer a very simple

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Speaker 3: For example, we'll do a quick practice.

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Speaker 5: Alexis, look deep into my eyes and tell me if

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Speaker 5: you believe in love at first sight.

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Speaker 1: I don't contactor, No, I don't.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Sorry, it's incorrect.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, you can get the gi it doesn't make make sense.

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Speaker 5: Moms, get your bottles of Jose Quervo ready, and let's

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Speaker 4: Let's go.

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Speaker 5: Our first contestant is brook brook Your subcategory is religion.

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Speaker 3: Would you like to bet allowances to get this.

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Speaker 4: Right or wrong?

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Speaker 2: I do picture her like attending maybe two Bible studies

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Speaker 3: Not like a normal church, like one of those culty

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Speaker 3: type everybody.

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Speaker 1: Plays guitar.

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Speaker 4: Leaders.

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Speaker 1: Okay, she's gonna get it right.

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Speaker 5: Brook Is betting on Alexis. Alexis, you can answer as

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Speaker 5: soon as you start to hear the timer. According to

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Speaker 5: the Bible. Eve was made from Adams.

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Speaker 2: Blank Eve was made from Adams.

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Speaker 3: It was a part of the body at the Adams Apple.

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Speaker 3: It was his rib. Yeah, so Brook's getting shocked.

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Speaker 4: Betting on Alexis didn't pay off for her.

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Speaker 5: Now, our next contestant is Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your subcategory is.

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Speaker 4: Humans.

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Speaker 3: Alexis to get this rider betting to get it wrong.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if this is really something Alexis knows

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Speaker 3: a whole lot about.

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Speaker 1: She didn't exist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's more into like non human things. She

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Speaker 3: likes dogs, she likes when it comes to humans and

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Speaker 3: human behavior. I don't think she knows what the hell

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Speaker 3: is going on. So I'm saying she's.

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Speaker 5: Getting humans wrong. No, Jeff's betting against Alexis. Here's your question.

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Speaker 5: The average person blinks about fifteen times per minute and

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Speaker 5: breathes about sixteen times a minute. But we only do

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Speaker 5: blank about thirteen times a day, maybe more if you

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Speaker 5: work on this show. But what we do on average

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Speaker 5: just thirteen times a day?

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Speaker 2: Okay, thirteen times a day maybe like sniff, sniff your seconds.

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Speaker 1: There's a timer plane.

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Speaker 3: What are you sniffing thirteen times a day today?

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: If you're a good smell, you went.

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Speaker 5: With now, I gave you breathe and you went with sniff,

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Speaker 5: and that's incorrect, Alexis, what is more?

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Speaker 5: Yeahs, so she does no humans. I guess I was

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Speaker 5: looking for a laugh. On average, you laugh thirteen times

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to be sadly.

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Speaker 5: Low trying to give you a hint. Hey, Jeff, great

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Speaker 5: work betting against a less Jeffrey saved Brooks getting shocked

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Speaker 5: raw on to Jose, oh Ra, Jose, your subcategory today

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Speaker 5: is Hannah Montana. Will you bet all alection to get

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Speaker 5: this right? Or you ben on her getting it wrong?

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Speaker 8: I have spoken with Alexis about this show, and she

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Speaker 8: loved Hannah Montana.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying she's gonna get it right.

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Speaker 1: Jake, Yeah, let's go while yea.

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Speaker 3: If she has to sing something from Hannah Montana, I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't put you through that. Jeff, thank you.

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Speaker 5: Here's your question, Alexis. During the season run of the

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Speaker 5: Disney show Hannah Montana in twenty six to twenty eleven,

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Speaker 5: Hannah aka Miley Cyrus had a good friend named Oliver.

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Speaker 5: Do you remember him?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well, according to TMZ earlier this year, Oliver was arrested for.

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Speaker 1: From a grocery story don't repeat the question O three seconds.

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Speaker 5: Oliver aka Mitchell Musso was arrested earlier this year for

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Speaker 5: public intoxication and theft. We would have accepted either answer,

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Speaker 5: but you didn't do it in three seconds, dar So.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jose Air getting shot. They bet wrong.

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Speaker 9: That was three seconds with Alexis today.

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jose got their guesses wrong. They put their

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Speaker 3: faith in Alexis foolishly, So that's why they're going to

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Speaker 3: be getting shock this morning while saying an old town

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Speaker 3: road by a little nass X.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel road.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna ride.

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Speaker 3: A lot of public intoxication gonna be happening today after

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Speaker 3: that shock.

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Speaker 10: Collar Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: There's some things that we love separately that just don't

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Speaker 3: seem to go well together, like peanuts and gum baloons

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Speaker 3: and cactus conventions, Alexis and eyelash glue. Yeah, this world,

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Speaker 3: and then of course charity and looking cool. Oh there

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Speaker 3: is no way you could do both at the same time, right, Yeah, David.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited.

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Speaker 3: I only got seven letters to say to you MFA CIBB.

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Speaker 3: Merch for a Cause is back, baby, because we did

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Speaker 3: it last year selling Brook and Jeffreys' shirts and sweaters

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Speaker 3: and now we're doing it again.

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, new styles.

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Speaker 3: New colors. Plus we're doing.

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Speaker 2: Hats and the hats are so good they look good

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Speaker 2: on everybody. And even better one proceeds are not going

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Speaker 2: to Jose all right, they're going to Yeah, Action Against Hunger,

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, fighting hunger and not a disguised name for

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Speaker 3: Brooks Kids College. It is a nonprofit.

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Speaker 4: Especially everything's cash only.

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Speaker 1: We worked so hard to make this happen. And big

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Speaker 1: shout out also to Mark who does our amazing logo

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Speaker 1: for it.

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Speaker 3: They're like objectively cool.

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Speaker 1: They're so cool.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, buy it for everybody, and just know that you're

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Speaker 2: doing it for a great cause really honestly, especially.

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Speaker 8: You people that hit us up always that are like,

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Speaker 8: oh I missed last year, get a sweater.

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Speaker 4: This is your chance.

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Speaker 3: And for the girls, we have cropped sweaters year.

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Speaker 8: I actually wanted one and I was like, Oh, they're

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Speaker 8: all cropped and there's no options, but.

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Speaker 2: They're not too short like for moms. Just letting you

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Speaker 3: Get your emers for a cause today. Another thing you'd

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Speaker 3: laser beams, but we're doing it. Laser stories coming up,

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Speaker 3: that's next. It's the radio segment that finally filled a

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Speaker 3: Vaughn listed his two thousand and seven Chevy pickup on

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Speaker 1: That's great.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he was hoping to get around nine four hundred

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Speaker 1: All right, I mean that seems like a great deal.

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Speaker 3: The unthinkable happened at the exact moment the buyer was

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Speaker 1: So much food.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not even the actual pig, just the skin of

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Speaker 11: NFL football season all the things that go with it.

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Speaker 3: So excited hundreds of fans are convinced they already know

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Speaker 1: Happens like this year's Super Bowl logo is already out.

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Speaker 3: for Super Bowl fifty seven is red, pink, and purple.

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Speaker 4: Yago Robbie.

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Speaker 3: There's still ninety plus days until the big game, but

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Speaker 2: But red was for Kansas City the year before, but

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Speaker 3: you know kalua scented perfume is now a thing that

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Speaker 2: It's supposed to smell of my mom's best friend in

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Speaker 3: It's supposed to smell like an Espresso Martini. So vodka,

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Speaker 1: You take a sniff of vodka and you're like mad alcohol.

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Speaker 3: Well, they're doing it as part of the Espresso Martini's

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Speaker 4: Whoa still one on me?

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Speaker 3: You can do that already. Next up, a brand new

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Speaker 3: unique flavored liquor arrives this month. It's from a place

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love no I've never what are

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Speaker 2: you putting fish alcohol in?

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Speaker 1: I guess maybe a comado? You know they do this,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna start selling it for sixty five dollars

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Speaker 8: They're like ruining the things Like I love crab, I

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Speaker 1: To be honest, Elk would be a lot more tasty.

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Speaker 1: Elk is a real no. Elk is so much better

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Speaker 1: Elk is delicious minutes ago.

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Speaker 3: Finally, last, but not least, in our booze news roundup,

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Speaker 1: No way, Well it's got to be Irish, is it irish?

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Speaker 3: We are up there. Turns out Denmark ranks first. Thirty

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Speaker 3: seven percent of all Danes have done some binge drinking

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Speaker 2: Are they just all crashing bikes over there? Isn't that

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Speaker 1: To Alexis, you need to do some more work this weekend.

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Speaker 3: Is you know, hey, guys, I don't think I'm an alcoholic.

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Speaker 4: I just start up again.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's why, Jose we actually dropped down all because because.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's funny though, if you look at the stats

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because we're liberated.

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Speaker 3: American ladies have gotten hammered sometime in the past month.

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Speaker 3: Right now, speaking of booze news, this guy doesn't touch

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Speaker 10: On Wednesday freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: For me, the best part of TikTok is the helpful

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Speaker 8: I'm just getting in this algorithm and it's awesome.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, except they fail me a lot, But yeah, continue,

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I just don't.

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Speaker 1: Do them right or something. To keep trying.

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Speaker 3: Here's good ones on there, like putting pancake batter into

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Speaker 4: You can make designs and stuff.

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Speaker 3: Or if you're having trouble finding a parking spot, just

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Speaker 1: I did that one last night.

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Speaker 13: Work.

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Speaker 3: Or if you're late to work in the morning, save

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Speaker 3: Then you can eat and brush at the same time.

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Speaker 3: See on this show, we offer a little life pack.

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Speaker 3: When you don't want to give your real phone number

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Speaker 3: all the weird, funny messages they leave we're gonna have

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Speaker 14: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 3: It's good by just back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey girl, Hello, is your name?

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Speaker 3: Jingle bells?

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Speaker 8: Jingle bells?

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Speaker 3: Because because you look like you go all the way?

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Speaker 2: Okay, nice, I thought I was gonna slay all day, Jeff.

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Speaker 3: After he drops that line, whatever you do, don't let

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Speaker 3: he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play over

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Speaker 6: Debrah Debra, Debbie Debbie, Deborah, Debrah Deborah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, Debrah. Well, I'm just trying to think of something

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Speaker 1: First, my love can break a levee. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it matters. It wouldn't worked Anyway.

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Speaker 15: Anyway, next Gina, Hey, I think we need a rematch,

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Speaker 15: and by rematching, I think we should do best of.

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Speaker 16: Seven because you're elbow off the table crap that was

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Speaker 16: that was bs Okay, that's just that's just not proper

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Speaker 15: And I think you know that. I believe that you

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Speaker 15: and we can do this, but we can't cheat because

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Speaker 15: So call me back. It will make this happen and

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Speaker 15: it will be good competitive.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to call it, Jeffrey, but what I

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Speaker 4: That was a cheating though.

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Speaker 3: That was a terrible was a terrible, terrible game. The

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Speaker 1: Yeah, point dacos.

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Speaker 3: And speaking of thumbs, you could start working yours out

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Speaker 3: today when you head over to the brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: TikTok somemb away at all of our fun clips.

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Speaker 4: Ready.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like it was back in the eighties.

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Speaker 3: The best loser line of the week on a voicemail

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Speaker 3: machine how's your thumb going to say no to that? Plus,

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure right now Brook does a great impression

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Speaker 7: The Brook does it way better than me, though following

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Speaker 3: Now back to the cliffs.

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Speaker 12: Hey, it's me.

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Speaker 9: Uh, I need to get out of my mom's house

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Speaker 17: Trashed the place, and so I just moved back.

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Speaker 12: In with her to her camping down. But I'm I'm

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Speaker 9: Oh, I think I hear her pulling up.

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Speaker 12: Now, I gotta let you go peck me when you

447
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Speaker 12: get this message.

448
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Speaker 3: Okay, but is that guy being imprisoned by his mother

449
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 3: seemed like a normal, healthy mother son relationship to me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's my mother's dream. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 6: Really?

452
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Speaker 1: She would love me to move back home.

453
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I all want to move in.

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Speaker 10: Next message, when you ish shook car, Sun.

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Speaker 18: Makes no difference to you.

456
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Speaker 13: Hey, Mike, this is I just wanted to say hello.

457
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Speaker 13: And I love your Disney tattoos like I love them.

458
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Speaker 13: I think I count as like twenty four twenty five

459
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Speaker 13: Disney tattoos. And I don't know if I said this

460
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Speaker 13: to you in person, but I am. I have always

461
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Speaker 13: dreamed of having my wedding and honeymoon at Disney World.

462
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Speaker 13: And I just really feel like you might be my

463
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Speaker 13: prince to you know, my my my friends charming. That's

464
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Speaker 13: too corny to say anyway. I just feel like you're

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Speaker 13: a child at heart, you know, just like me. And

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Speaker 13: when you wish shook car.

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Speaker 12: Next message.

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Speaker 3: A couple of singers on the Loser Line this week,

469
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Speaker 3: I feel like.

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Speaker 1: They ever met together.

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Speaker 2: A guy has twenty four Disney tattoos and he gives

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Speaker 2: her the Loser line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: But a woman calling you the prince charming like off

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Speaker 3: the get Yeah, you don't.

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Speaker 1: Twenty four tattoos of Disney. Would you rather do like

477
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Speaker 1: Donald Duck the guy with no pants?

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Speaker 14: Stop?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Hi?

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Speaker 16: At last there.

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Speaker 14: We met at the dog park last week and asked

483
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Speaker 14: if maybe you want to rendezvous again this week. Unfortunately

484
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Speaker 14: that won't be possible. Maybe you can hear my voice.

485
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Speaker 14: I've come down with the standard running the milk flue.

486
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Speaker 14: But my knee is feeling better. You'll remember, remember I

487
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Speaker 14: showed you the swelling and we were very reluctant to

488
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Speaker 14: touch the swollen area around my knee. But that that's

489
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Speaker 14: feeling better now and provided my my first sitis doesn't

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Speaker 14: come back or my planter sasti itis, that I should

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Speaker 14: be down to walk, you know, at a ginger pace

492
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Speaker 14: of course, this week. I don't want to come across

493
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Speaker 14: as an old man. I just have a you know,

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Speaker 14: I mean, everybody has their thing, right, Some people have

495
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Speaker 14: blonde hair, blue eye. I think it's pain and excruciating

496
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Speaker 14: pain in the various parts of my body. But I'm fine,

497
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Speaker 14: you know, as long as I take my you know,

498
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Speaker 14: centrum and my fish oil and my Olprizal lab and

499
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Speaker 14: my so Dana Phil, then I'm you know health.

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Speaker 12: Here's a horse next message.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is my husband.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 2: When I met him, he was in his like mid

504
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Speaker 2: twenties and he had high cholesterol.

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Speaker 3: Oh remember, you can listen to Loser Line regularly at

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Speaker 3: this time every week, and make sure you subscribe to

507
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 3: the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel. You can listen to

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Speaker 3: every Loser Line second dating phone tab Right there, We're

509
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Speaker 3: going to do a phone.

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Speaker 10: Tab right out the Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

511
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Speaker 3: There's three ladies out there who do something special every

512
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 3: Monday night. They all hang out at one person's place

513
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 3: with at least two bottles of wine.

514
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: Why do I not know these ladies?

515
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: They get cozy on the couch and watch a tawdry

516
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 3: reality show that's somehow still on the air. I'm talking

517
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 3: about The Bachelor. And apparently the two ladies who our

518
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 3: guests thought it'd be funny to prank their host because

519
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 3: they were loud the other night, and one of the

520
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,640
Speaker 3: neighbors kicked on the wall to tell him.

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Speaker 19: That's why I call as a representative of the apartment

522
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 19: to say she has crossed the line and there will

523
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Speaker 19: be consequences. Hear your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, this is Oliver from the leasing office at Apartments.

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Speaker 3: Is this Joanna I'm speaking with? Yeah, it is Hey Joanna.

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Speaker 3: How you doing. I'm good, Great, what's up?

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Speaker 20: How can I help you?

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00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 3: Yeah? So I'm calling because we actually got a couple

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Speaker 3: noise complaints from your neighbors about you. What, Yeah, got

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Speaker 3: a few of them? Actually, seriously, Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Apparently it gets pretty rowdy in your unit every Monday

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Speaker 3: night after around eight o'clock. That's what I'm seeing here.

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Speaker 20: What no, really, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Got a bunch of these complaints. One of your neighbors

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00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,120
Speaker 3: was curious, I guess one of the nights, and they

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00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 3: went up and actually listened through your door and they

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00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 3: heard the reality show The Bachelor playing, and I guess

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Speaker 3: you were screaming at the tv.

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Speaker 20: I suppose. So, yeah, I actually watch it every week.

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Speaker 20: I have a couple of friends that come over. But

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Speaker 20: I didn't think we were being all that loud.

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Speaker 3: I thought, wrong, we can definitely.

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Speaker 20: Be more quiet. I'm really really sorry.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, I appreciate you saying that, but I am

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Speaker 3: letting you know that at the end of your lease,

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Speaker 3: the option to renew will not be available. What unfortunately?

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Speaker 20: Yeah, wait a minute, so are you saying that just

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Speaker 20: because I've got some noise complaints about watching a bachelor,

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Speaker 20: I can't renew my lease. I mean, that can't be.

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Speaker 12: It can't.

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Speaker 3: It's not really just the noise complaints. We just don't

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Speaker 3: tolerate sexist language from our residents.

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00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 20: Sexist language, what are you even talking about?

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Speaker 3: Well, a few of your neighbors overheard you calling the

555
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 3: current bachelor a quote piece of homemade man meat. Did

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00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 3: that happen? And then you did some sort of sexual

557
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 3: whistle sound like.

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Speaker 20: Are you kidding me? That's not even I mean, like

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Speaker 20: what if I was a man doing it. It's like

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Speaker 20: a cat call thing.

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Speaker 3: It's I'm just saying either gender, it's not okay. It's

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Speaker 3: offensive and demeaning, and we have standards here.

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Speaker 20: I don't even understand, like it's in the privacy of

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Speaker 20: my own apartment.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

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Speaker 20: I didn't realize we were being that loud, like a

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Speaker 20: warning or something, because I have no problem being quieter.

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Speaker 20: But I have the right to say whatever I want,

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Speaker 20: even if you don't agree with it.

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Speaker 3: It's not a good look on our apartment unit to

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Speaker 3: have residents like you coming in and saying all these

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Speaker 3: disgusting things.

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Speaker 20: About men residents like me.

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Speaker 3: Yes, like during the Cowboy date, there's a complaint that

575
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 3: said you yelled, Oh I wish he'd lasso me and

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Speaker 3: tie me up like a little piggy.

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Speaker 20: What I never even said that.

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00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 3: Well, then what have you said?

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 20: I mean, it's not like I write these things down.

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Speaker 20: I mean we're just watching TV. I mean, yeah, like

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Speaker 20: you were saying, like selling of the TV or Okay,

583
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 20: they're getting it on in the hot tub. It's like, yeah, baby, that's.

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Speaker 3: I don't need the replay here.

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Speaker 20: I haven't you asked what's the hugs?

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Speaker 3: You know this isn't skin amax. We're not getting into

587
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Speaker 3: that conversation. But I do know that you've commented on

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Speaker 3: his spankable dairy air.

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Speaker 20: So what if I have. It's not like he was there.

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Speaker 20: I obviously would not do that to a real person

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00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 20: and make a real persons build out there.

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00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 3: Now. Oh now, the batch's not even a real person anymore,

593
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 3: just a piece of meat for you to whistle and

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00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: holler at.

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Speaker 20: You work in the freaking leasing office when you're judging

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Speaker 20: my morality, I'm just.

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Speaker 3: Saying, if I went in there to collect rent, I

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00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 3: shouldn't be concerned that your eyes are going to be

599
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: following my spankable dairy are as you objectify me all

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Speaker 3: the way to back to the elevator.

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Speaker 20: Dude, it's not even like that. This is getting blown

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00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 20: so out of proportion right now.

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Speaker 3: Well, like I said, the decision has been made. The

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00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 3: renewal option will not be available. Oh my god, and

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00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 3: your sexist, horned up friends Caitlin and Amanda are not

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Speaker 3: allowed back in the building.

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Speaker 20: Wait, m how do you even I didn't tell you

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Speaker 20: their names.

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Speaker 3: They actually just gave me their names when they submitted

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Speaker 3: a request to do a prank call on you over

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Speaker 3: the radio. What yeah, Because I'm not really from the

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00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 3: leasing office, I'm from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on

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Speaker 3: you. You sexist.

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Speaker 20: Oh my god, Oh glad to be kidding me.

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Speaker 3: I'm serious. I'm sorry. But your friends Caitlin and Amanda

617
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 3: set you up for this. They said that you guys

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00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 3: do a watch party for The Bachelor every week, and

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Speaker 3: one of the neighbors actually knocked on your wall because

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Speaker 3: you guys got so loud. Oh my gosh, but seriously,

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Speaker 3: spankable dairy air homemade piece of man meet.

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Speaker 20: Okay, I'm from I'm not saying that anymore.

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Speaker 3: All Right, we'll let you renew. Go watch your dirty

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Speaker 3: hot tub videos by yourself.

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Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, there you go.

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Speaker 10: Wake up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 10: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: How do you go from zero matches, no prospects on

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Speaker 3: your dating profile to suddenly having your inbox full of

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Speaker 3: available singles all wanting to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Oh les picture instead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'm not talking about like catfishing or lying

633
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Speaker 3: about yourself to trick people. Because one of our listeners

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00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 3: says he adjusted one little thing on his app that

635
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 3: instantly changed the game for him. Immediately he got way

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00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 3: more swipes and he wishes that he'd done this years ago.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna hear how he pulled it off, coming up

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Speaker 3: in your brand new second Date Update, Next second Date Update.

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Speaker 3: Date Dating older women, it's like adult braces, cause you're

640
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 3: gonna get to a point in your life where it's like, gosh,

641
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 3: I probably need it. I know it's good for me,

642
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 3: but it's also gonna be weird because everyone around me

643
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 3: is gonna see me. They're gonna be judging me for it.

644
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Speaker 3: I'm gonna try and keep it a secret, you know,

645
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Speaker 3: keep my mouth shut. Literally, that is a younger man's

646
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 3: perspective on dating up above his age. But one day,

647
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 3: one day, I might get to the point where I

648
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,880
Speaker 3: need adult braces and I need an older woman. But

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Speaker 3: one of our listeners says he's brave enough to admit

650
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 3: it right here on our show, and even braver to

651
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 3: admit that she's not calling him back after their date. Okay,

652
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 3: so let's talk to him. Nate, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 12: Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: You're very brave.

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Speaker 1: Why is this brave?

656
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Speaker 9: Like?

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Speaker 1: Why is like that is such a weird for her

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Speaker 1: to take on a time to deal with them? It's

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Speaker 1: such a weird thing to say, Like how much older

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Speaker 1: is this woman? I mean, I guess if she's thirty

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Speaker 1: years older, then that's a yeah, that's a thing to tax.

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Speaker 3: What your retirement home? Did you meet this gal?

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Speaker 10: At?

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Speaker 12: I didn't meet her at a retirement home. Oh, I

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Speaker 12: met her on a dating app?

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And what's your guys' age gap? Do you know?

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Speaker 12: Well, I'm thirty two and she's forty nine.

668
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: Okay, it's not like you're a twenty two year old.

669
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:47,959
Speaker 1: That would be weird.

670
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, only because like, what do you want to

671
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 2: do with a twenty twenty two year olds?

672
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 3: Are kind of which did the matter? It's seventeen years

673
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,839
Speaker 3: difference between the two of them, is that right?

674
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 9: Yeah?

675
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 12: That sounds about right.

676
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a big gap, but you know it's not undoable.

677
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: What's her name, by the way, her name is Laurie. Okay,

678
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,400
Speaker 3: and how did you find Laurie online?

679
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 5: Well?

680
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 12: I decided, after a long time of just using dating apps,

681
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,800
Speaker 12: like with people around my own age, that I needed

682
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 12: to branch out, okay, because I was getting kind of bored.

683
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,520
Speaker 2: So what do you think like an older woman has

684
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 2: to offer you instead of a woman in her thirties.

685
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 12: Well, obviously experienced wisdom, but frankly, I just wanted something new, Okay.

686
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 2: Okay, And there's probably not much pressure for like babies

687
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 2: and marriage because I could be her daughter.

688
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,279
Speaker 1: That's done.

689
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 3: Actually might be going out with your mom.

690
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: I mean no, my mom is not Laurie, thank god.

691
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so you went out with Laurie. Where'd you

692
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 3: guys go?

693
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 12: We know, we want to have to eat time?

694
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 10: Oh?

695
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: Really, like what did you guys connect over?

696
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 12: We just sort of talked. She actually invited me pick

697
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 12: the place. She's much more successful than I am. She

698
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 12: was like, I'm going to treat.

699
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,760
Speaker 8: You the older people tend to be for some reason,

700
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 8: it comes to the territory.

701
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 4: They just have more money.

702
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 3: You didn't feel emasculated at all.

703
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 12: No, I mean I'm a pretty progressive guy, you know,

704
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 12: I'm not. I don't need to be quote unquote the

705
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,440
Speaker 12: man all the time.

706
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:21,759
Speaker 4: Yeah.

707
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

708
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 3: When you say that she was successful, what do you

709
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 3: mean by that? Like you talking about her job, sort

710
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: of dealing her job.

711
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 12: She's a businesswoman, she's like, is one of like a

712
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 12: higher up some company. Like she's like a boss.

713
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

714
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 10: I like that.

715
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 3: What do you do? Do you mind us asking?

716
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 12: I am a valet?

717
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: Okay, she's a boss. You're an employee.

718
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: Did you notice, like at any point in your guys'

719
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 2: conversation like, oh god, we do come from two different generations.

720
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 14: You know.

721
00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 12: I initially I was worried about that, but it ended

722
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 12: up working. Okay. We talked about video games a lot,

723
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 12: like we talked about Rocket League, which crazy, Like I

724
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 12: can't believe that she even knows knows.

725
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 1: Was there anything like sexy about that?

726
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, she plays video games, Brooke. That is sexy to

727
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 3: a man.

728
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 2: You know, But I mean to her, it probably feels

729
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 2: like she's talking to a teenage boy. I don't know

730
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,839
Speaker 2: she brought it, did she or did he bring it up?

731
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 2: She just knew what it was.

732
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 12: Yeah, We're just talking about what we were into. And

733
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 12: I said, lately, I've been playing a lot of Rocket

734
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 12: League and she was like, I know a Rocket League.

735
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: She didn't just say, oh, it's a game with the rockets.

736
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,920
Speaker 20: It's actually a card game, or like I buy it

737
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 20: for my sons.

738
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:35,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

739
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, Nate tell us, was there any like weird

740
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 3: stuff that happened during the day.

741
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 12: I mean, like the wayer thought it was weird, Like

742
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 12: the waiter was kept looking at me like really, man.

743
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 1: Okay, that's kind of rude.

744
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 8: Imagine Nate, she's like drawing with crayons.

745
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 3: So how did the night end?

746
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 16: Well?

747
00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 12: I invited her back to my place, which she declined,

748
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 12: which is in her right to do, okay, and then

749
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 12: she gave me a kiss on the forehead.

750
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I told you. If she thinks of him

751
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: as like it.

752
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 3: It's like I mean, back in the day, I used

753
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 3: to take things a lot slower romantically. So you started

754
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 3: with a forehead kiss and then you slowly there's way

755
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 3: more basis back in the day. I bet you kissed

756
00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 3: the surfer on the forehead?

757
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 2: Was I born in the nineteen fifties or forties or

758
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 2: something like? Have you seen what Alexis's mom is wearing

759
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 2: out on it?

760
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: He's not doing forehead kids, No, don't wear much.

761
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 3: Let's you left the date, she went home. What's happened

762
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 3: since then?

763
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 12: Well, I've been trying to get a second date, but

764
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 12: she's like really busy. I mean, she's got this crazy

765
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 12: job and everything. But she did try to see if

766
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 12: I was free this coming Tuesday at two pm, So

767
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 12: weird time.

768
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: Did you say yes or no to Tuesday at two.

769
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 12: I said no because I'm at work. I mean, I

770
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 12: love the theater at two pm on a Tuesday. But okay,

771
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 12: I'm parking cars man.

772
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah makes sense.

773
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 1: So and then she's just been elusive when you've asked

774
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: her out.

775
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, this is definitely a new one for us.

776
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: You don't think it's just that she's not interested because

777
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: he's a younger guy that spent the day talking about

778
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,840
Speaker 1: video games, and he, you know, doesn't have an equal

779
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: job to her.

780
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 3: I don't see a single wrong thing that what she

781
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 3: said there, so she wouldn't meet.

782
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 12: Me at all, though the thing, I think if she

783
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 12: didn't like.

784
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 3: Me, she pursued him on the app like she swiped

785
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: right on him, just the same way she swiped right

786
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 3: on her or whatever.

787
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 2: The times you have ideas and that they turn out

788
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 2: to be not as great as he thought, I don't care.

789
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:39,919
Speaker 3: I don't appreciate that attitude. Coming into the second part,

790
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 3: we're gonna call this lovely, mature woman who is totally

791
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: into you, one hundred percent.

792
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 1: Not going to call her that when we talk to her.

793
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,439
Speaker 3: Okay, whatever the right thing to call her is. We're

794
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 3: gonna figure that out, and then we'll try and get

795
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 3: you a second date update. Right after this second date update,

796
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 3: we have a guy on the line named Nate who

797
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 3: just revealed to us he went on a date with

798
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 3: a woman seventeen years his senior.

799
00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a big gap, it's decent size.

800
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: They're not connecting afterwards, and I know the girls in

801
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 3: the room think it's because he was too immature and

802
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 3: she's not going to want to talk to him about

803
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 3: video games and Rocket League, and that was a turnoff.

804
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: So yeah, excuse me.

805
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,560
Speaker 3: Let me remind you the man to my left, Jose Bolanos,

806
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 3: plays video games all the time and he's the most

807
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 3: mature person I know. Hit him up at Hilarious Jose

808
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 3: on Twitch and find out what a catch he truly is.

809
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 8: And I will say, for the record, I am the

810
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 8: most single person I know.

811
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,040
Speaker 4: That's my choice.

812
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: That's how cool.

813
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 3: No woman holds him down, and that's.

814
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: But I also think that's it.

815
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 3: I think our listener name brought up a good point

816
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 3: to the ladies. Think she regrets going out with a

817
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,919
Speaker 3: younger guy after the date, but she's the one who

818
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 3: is asking him to hang out.

819
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 2: Again, not a younger guy, just him and ask him

820
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: a time.

821
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:04,840
Speaker 1: No one's ever free.

822
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 4: Yeah.

823
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 3: Just the point that she's reaching out, still engaging him,

824
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,360
Speaker 3: asking to see him again, I mean that must mean something.

825
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 12: Right, Yeah, she must like me to some degree, but

826
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 12: she hasn't answered my last four text.

827
00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:22,280
Speaker 1: She's busy. Okay, she's busy. She's a career woman.

828
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 3: Let's just give it a shot. We're speculating forever. We

829
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 3: need to call and find out I've never called someone

830
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,319
Speaker 3: this old on before, so I wonder she'll do that.

831
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 1: When we're on the phone with her. She is going

832
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:33,359
Speaker 1: to hang up on us.

833
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: Okay, I won't say it. Do we need free I

834
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,800
Speaker 3: promise I'm not crossing any body parts. I won't say it. Okay,

835
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 3: here we go. Hello, Hi? Is this slurry.

836
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 12: Speaking?

837
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 20: Just call it?

838
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sorry, you're on the radio right now. Your voice

839
00:41:57,560 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 3: kind of took me by surprise. Why don't know?

840
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 2: Uh, I know why you have some weird No, I'm sorry.

841
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 3: We're show called broken Jeffrey in the morning.

842
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, why are you calling?

843
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 1: It's a great question, Laurie.

844
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 3: Yeah. We do a segment called the Second Date Update,

845
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 3: and that's where we help our listeners who have gone

846
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,400
Speaker 3: out with somebody hook up with them one more.

847
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: Time, go out with them one more time.

848
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 18: I don't know if you have. I think you might

849
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 18: have the wrong number.

850
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 17: I'm so sorry, maybe the wrong name?

851
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you the LORI that went up with

852
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:42,320
Speaker 3: a guy recently named Nate to dinner? Oh god, a

853
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 3: little younger than you.

854
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,800
Speaker 1: What, I'm sorry?

855
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 12: How do you know this?

856
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: You are having a reaction right now to that name.

857
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 3: Sorry, we're not trying to like make this awkward for you.

858
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 3: But Nate reached out to our show and told us

859
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 3: that you guys went out and he's been trying to

860
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 3: see you again.

861
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: By oh god, he really liked you.

862
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:07,840
Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, okay, that's why.

863
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 21: I'm well, I just I don't I think something got

864
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 21: like some liars has been crossed here, What do.

865
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 3: You mean We're we're a little bit confused because he

866
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 3: told us that you even mentioned a specific time and

867
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 3: a date like two o'clock on a Tuesday, where you

868
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 3: wanted to meet up with you you couldn't make it.

869
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 21: Yeah, well, I'm just I feel bad because I had

870
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 21: to be honest. I haven't been one hundred percent up

871
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 21: front with him about my I guess my intentions for

872
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 21: wanting to meet up with him.

873
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: You met him on the dating app, right, Like, I mean,

874
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 2: if you meet anybody on a dating app, it feels

875
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 2: like the intention is to date romantic.

876
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 3: Oh so you're just looking for a fling.

877
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 18: No, No, I'm not.

878
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 12: I'm married.

879
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: Wait what Wow? What do you mean you're married? Why

880
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: do you want to app?

881
00:43:57,520 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 17: I don't mean to be on a dating the dating part.

882
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,000
Speaker 18: I were on this app, and you can you can

883
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:05,480
Speaker 18: look for friendship. I was, you know, I put on

884
00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 18: my profile.

885
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, WoT so you were.

886
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: On the wrong section or he was on the wrong section.

887
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 3: Did you did that come up during your date that

888
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 3: you're trying to be his friend?

889
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 20: You know?

890
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 18: I I guess I didn't.

891
00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 21: I wasn't like explicitly saying, you know, I'm just looking

892
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 21: for a friend.

893
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 12: I think.

894
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 18: I just what's happening is I have a step son

895
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 18: and he is he's seventeenth and he can't draw, he

896
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 18: can't think you're aft driving?

897
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,280
Speaker 17: And I was looking at this app.

898
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,920
Speaker 18: You know some friends of mine that use it, and

899
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 18: they said, you know, take a look because sometimes you

900
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 18: can meet people that have different skills that can actually

901
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 18: help you out in the real world.

902
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: I don't get it.

903
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 18: They came across Nate's profile and I saw he's a

904
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 18: valet and my son is having trouble with parking.

905
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 2: Oh, like, why wouldn't you just be out front and

906
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 2: ask him like hey and tell him what's going on?

907
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: As soon as you message him on the app?

908
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 18: Well, I mean he we were talking about you know,

909
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,840
Speaker 18: what do you what do you like to do in

910
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 18: your spare time? And so Nate brought up that he

911
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:19,760
Speaker 18: likes to play this game, rocket League, and I was like, oh,

912
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:22,839
Speaker 18: I know rocket League because I have a kid who

913
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 18: plays Rocket League.

914
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 4: Oh that's how you know.

915
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 3: Okay, well, this is clearing up a lot of things.

916
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 3: I don't know what to say other than we need

917
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 3: to tell you that Nate is on the other line

918
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 3: right now and has been listening to this conversation.

919
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 2: Oh great, okay, God, wouldn't that be good because now

920
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 2: it's clear Nate, I mean.

921
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,359
Speaker 18: Actually, yeah, I think this is I mean, I don't.

922
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 18: I can't believe he wouldn't just talk to.

923
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 12: Me, but I could.

924
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 3: Now's your chance to do it, Nate.

925
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 12: You there, Yeah, I'm here. I'm in shock.

926
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 2: Hey, did you have any idea she was looking to

927
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 2: just hire you to help her son?

928
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 12: No, And I'm regretting calling the radio about it.

929
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 1: That's a little embarrassing.

930
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 18: Why do you think I bought you dinner? I bought

931
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 18: you dinner. It wasn't a date. I didn't want you

932
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 18: to think it was a date. It was like sort

933
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:19,440
Speaker 18: of an interview.

934
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 2: You know, you don't want a dinner for interviews, Like,

935
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 2: I've never taken a babysitter out to dinner because I wanted.

936
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 2: I've never been like, hey, is there a young thirty

937
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 2: something man that wants to babysit my.

938
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: Kids and let me take you out to dinner?

939
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 3: Like that just seems you should give it a try.

940
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 3: Works out really.

941
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: Well, that's weird, it doesn't because she's here.

942
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 18: Well, on the app, we were chatting before the date,

943
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,799
Speaker 18: and he was saying how he was interested in, you know,

944
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 18: in other business and e commerce, and so I have

945
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 18: experience in that, and I.

946
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 17: Thought, you know, I'll.

947
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 18: Scratch his back if he can scratch mine.

948
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 3: I think he meant literally like actual skin to skin contact.

949
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 3: I can't see that, Like, I can see why there's

950
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 3: a miscommunity and Nate, are we clearing things up for

951
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: a year.

952
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 12: So just to be clear, the two pm thing, that's

953
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,840
Speaker 12: not like a hangout afternoon delight sort of.

954
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you have to hang out with him on

955
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 3: a Tuesday at two.

956
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,359
Speaker 17: No, my son's off from school at that time, so

957
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 17: you know, I just thought that's perfect time for driving

958
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 17: lesson before the cross Star lessons.

959
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 1: Or a perfect time before your husband gets home.

960
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 3: I know.

961
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 21: Still, but okay, No, you can go to my profile

962
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,840
Speaker 21: right now, I says, looking for friendship Okay.

963
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 3: Hot tip men don't read the profiles.

964
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 12: That just usually means you're not looking for something serious.

965
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean maybe include a picture of you

966
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 2: and your husband next time.

967
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: That could be something else.

968
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 18: Yeah, idea, I guess I'll do that.

969
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 12: I will do that.

970
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 3: Well, hold on, we still have Nate on the phone

971
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 3: with us here. Maybe there's some sort of deal that

972
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 3: we could strike up.

973
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 12: Yeah, I mean, are you still looking for like helping

974
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 12: your son out, because like I could use some money.

975
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 3: Oh, he's interested.

976
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 12: I'll pick money over forehead kiss any day.

977
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 3: Yeah.

978
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 17: I'm so sorry about the forehead kiss. I honestly I

979
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:27,359
Speaker 17: didn't know what to do there.

980
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 2: I do that to all my babysitters and people that

981
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 2: help with my kids too.

982
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 10: Yeah.

983
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 3: When we leave, it's super awkward.

984
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 21: I mean, I'm I'm absolutely willing, you know, if the

985
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,040
Speaker 21: offer stands, I'm willing to help you out with some

986
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 21: business business acumen and you know, different tips and everything.

987
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 17: If you can help me with my son.

988
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

989
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 3: What do you saying, ny, This once of a lifetime opportunity.

990
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 12: You know, I've got your number. Let's work something out.

991
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 2: Okay, now I actually paying for a real business dinner

992
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 2: this time.

993
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 3: I guess, well, look at that, Nate. We're trying to

994
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:03,560
Speaker 3: hook you up with like a romantic partner, but we

995
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,640
Speaker 3: may have just gotten you a part time job instead.

996
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 12: You know what, I'll take it.

997
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: Hey, make sure to put us on your LinkedIn.

998
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 10: Okay, it'll be a reference for you, freaking Jeffrey in

999
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 10: the morning.

1000
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 3: We got a lot of text in seventy five nine

1001
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 3: two from people saying they meet friends on these dating apps.

1002
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,719
Speaker 2: All the time, dating apps, but you go on the

1003
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 2: friend party, you could.

1004
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 4: Meet friends on the dating part two.

1005
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,359
Speaker 3: According to our listeners, it's more common than you'd think.

1006
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: Should we set up a friend part Maybe we should

1007
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: set up a friend seeking profile for Brooke on Tinder.

1008
00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,880
Speaker 2: Sketchy dude, to have all these people who want to

1009
00:49:43,920 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 2: be your friend and you can.

1010
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 3: Reject them one by.

1011
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: One, yeah, or just claim I was just hiring him

1012
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 2: from my kid.

1013
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: I swear se.

1014
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 4: Now you get it.

1015
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 3: Then you'll end up on some other morning show during

1016
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 3: another second.

1017
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, so sketchy. Oh that is so sketchy.

1018
00:50:01,360 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's not for everybody, but if you ever

1019
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 3: do go out on a date, please just let's save

1020
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 3: it for the dates. Yeah, we're not doing the friend

1021
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 3: match online for this second.

1022
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:12,319
Speaker 13: Yeah, if your.

1023
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 1: Friend's not calling you back, I'm sorry that hurts more.

1024
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, painful. No, if you want help hooking up your

1025
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 3: romantic live email the show, we'll call that person wasn't

1026
00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 3: calling you back.

1027
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 10: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1028
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 3: Sunday the most laid back day of the entire week,

1029
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 3: when you can sleep in, meditate, eat a banana as

1030
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 3: slowly as you want.

1031
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 17: That's interesting.

1032
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: Bring you peace, jeff Yeah, nothing but chill.

1033
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: Vibes and relaxation on Sunday, except for some people. Well,

1034
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 3: it's the most intense day of the entire week.

1035
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: Bans for everybody.

1036
00:50:55,760 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 3: Polers of beers will be chugged, pounds of meat'll be grilled,

1037
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 3: and gallons of blood will be shed by the football

1038
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 3: team that you hate right there on the grid hour.

1039
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 3: Football fans do Sunday a little bit differently, And to

1040
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 3: know exactly what that sounds like, we sent Jose and

1041
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 3: Alexis down to the stadium on game day to ask

1042
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 3: people a relaxing Sunday morning question. What you're doing at

1043
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 3: the tailgate? We're gonna play the audio coming up. You know,

1044
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 3: there's a lot of sports that people play in countries

1045
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:33,920
Speaker 3: all over the world Soccer, tennis, professional lama wrestling, And

1046
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 3: you know what. That might be fine for all those

1047
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:40,880
Speaker 3: fancy schmancy European types, but there's only one sport that

1048
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 3: has enough heart pounding, bone crushing, adrenaline fueled excitement to

1049
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 3: capture the attention of the average American. Yeah, talking about

1050
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 3: the NFL. That's why we sent our own Jose Belanos,

1051
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 3: along with our social media coordinator Alexis, down to the

1052
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 3: stadium on game day to ask the fans partying outside

1053
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 3: the stadium one simple question, what you're doing at the tailgate?

1054
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 4: What you're doing at the tailgate? Having all sesame street

1055
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 4: Bird or Ernie? Which one's which? Who are you? I'm

1056
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 4: Bert okay, and.

1057
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 8: The guy next to me is Ernie Ernie you are.

1058
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 4: Big Bird? Hello, Big Bird?

1059
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 3: He how are you?

1060
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 4: And then Cookie Monster? I'm not so. Why Why are

1061
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,719
Speaker 4: we sesame street boys? Why not?

1062
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 3: It angers our wives, which makes it worthwhile.

1063
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 5: When you leave to drink beers at eleven am and

1064
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 5: your children are yelling at you, dad, why are you

1065
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 5: dressed like that?

1066
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 8: How differently do you act when you're not around your wives?

1067
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 12: My wife's in the kitchen right now, and she's got

1068
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 12: laundry going and everything's on point.

1069
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:51,640
Speaker 4: Your credit to you are one hundred percent not true.

1070
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 4: Very sarcastic with that comment. Apologize your wife if she's listening.

1071
00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:58,560
Speaker 4: So we put Big Bird in therapy.

1072
00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 3: He is a misogynist.

1073
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: I do apologize.

1074
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 3: I can get a little loose with the language at times.

1075
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Who was it that put him in

1076
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: time out with the oscar the grouse?

1077
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:16,399
Speaker 4: Maybe? But the self awareness is great, yes, always learning lesson.

1078
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,400
Speaker 3: It's not really American football without a little bit of

1079
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 3: toxic masculinity sprinkling through round and then a little bit

1080
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 3: of remorse for realizing.

1081
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now.

1082
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 2: If that man is listening and he just turned the

1083
00:53:27,960 --> 00:53:30,120
Speaker 2: radio off so his wife doesn't ye.

1084
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: What you're doing at the tailgate, I know I'm trying

1085
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: to interview you. Please stop fanning over.

1086
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 4: Jose look at him plenty. I know him, I know him.

1087
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:45,719
Speaker 1: All right, You know him all right? Why you're so

1088
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 1: excited to see us here.

1089
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 4: I've seen him and he said let's do this, And

1090
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 4: I know who.

1091
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: He is to a meeting all the standards you thought

1092
00:53:52,320 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: he would look at him.

1093
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:57,040
Speaker 4: Look at this man. I don't know. What do you

1094
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 4: waymen around it? There's no know he's pointing. What are

1095
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:05,239
Speaker 4: you talking about? Well, I mean I listened to the

1096
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 4: radio all the time. You're on it. You need to

1097
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 4: get a woman?

1098
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yes, all right, you just said you need

1099
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 3: to get me a woman.

1100
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,279
Speaker 8: He listened to the show, and that's the one thing

1101
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 8: he knows.

1102
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,719
Speaker 1: Okay, he's hugging Jose every birthday.

1103
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,040
Speaker 4: I had a time.

1104
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: Was it your birthday?

1105
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 22: No?

1106
00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: This guy was just really drunk in April. You always

1107
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: forget it. Don't forget.

1108
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 4: I remember, always forget.

1109
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 3: I know that guy seemed to know Jose better than

1110
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:34,800
Speaker 3: any other. So I was just impressed.

1111
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,400
Speaker 10: How is it?

1112
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 2: The takeaway for listeners is always like, man, we need

1113
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 2: to get you a girlfriend.

1114
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 3: It's it's what you're doing at the tailgate, the segment

1115
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 3: that makes you tipsy just by listening to me. We

1116
00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,359
Speaker 3: send Jose and Alexis down to the stadium on game

1117
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 3: day to ask fans outside a simple question, what you're

1118
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 3: doing at the tailgate?

1119
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 4: What was the question? What are you doing at the tailgate?

1120
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 16: Sir?

1121
00:54:59,239 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 4: I'm drinking. I can see that you got you got

1122
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:03,359
Speaker 4: a big old beer in your hand.

1123
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 8: No, I chatted with you a couple of words before

1124
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 8: we started this. How long have you been coming to

1125
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 8: the tailgates here?

1126
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 4: My buddy and I have been doing to ask for

1127
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 4: twenty five years.

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00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 8: Wow, you guys are kind of like the ogs of

1129
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,960
Speaker 8: the tailgate. You're like the dawn. You're like what everyone

1130
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 8: looks up to around here. Give some of these young

1131
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 8: kids advice on how to properly tailgate.

1132
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 1: You don't get too drunken pass out at the game.

1133
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 4: That's smart. You have both done that. No, Oh, wait,

1134
00:55:32,719 --> 00:55:33,760
Speaker 4: what tell me the story?

1135
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,680
Speaker 1: You are not spending any more money bringing you one?

1136
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 4: You can't handle it.

1137
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 8: You spend money and got them tickets and they got

1138
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 8: kicked out.

1139
00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 4: No, they just slept in their seats. Wow.

1140
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 8: Okay, any other mistakes anyone's made or advice anyone would

1141
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:48,640
Speaker 8: like to give?

1142
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 3: Don't eat yellow snow?

1143
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:54,760
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, did I think that is solid parenting

1144
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 2: right there?

1145
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 13: Wow?

1146
00:55:56,880 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 3: Special, special family. The daughters are both on conscious. Dad's

1147
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 3: eating yellow snow, Mom's flashing the mascot. It's just a

1148
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 3: good old sundawn.

1149
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 2: You know, I do feel like that Dad learned that

1150
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 2: lesson the hard way.

1151
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 8: Well, He's probably like, I've been doing this for twenty

1152
00:56:13,600 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 8: five years and I raised a bunch of woolies.

1153
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:17,160
Speaker 4: Wake up.

1154
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 3: But that thing is there is people out there who

1155
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:21,640
Speaker 3: probably needed to hear don't eat yellow snow over by

1156
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:22,240
Speaker 3: the stadium.

1157
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:24,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do I feel like? They don't pass out?

1158
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 4: Is it better a lot of.

1159
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 3: Stuff not to do?

1160
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: What you doing at the tailgate?

1161
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 3: All right?

1162
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 22: So we're just out at the tailgate, you know, hashing

1163
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 22: out some fun times, some old school stories. Got pull

1164
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:39,640
Speaker 22: out that old school mgnatties in a plastic bottle. You

1165
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 22: know about McNaughton's holler at your boy.

1166
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. Are you some kind

1167
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,080
Speaker 1: of like legend?

1168
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 22: I don't know about legend, but I do walk around

1169
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:49,839
Speaker 22: with my chest out, you know what I'm saying.

1170
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:51,200
Speaker 4: Pool fools know.

1171
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 3: Who I am?

1172
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: Like literally or like not both like.

1173
00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,879
Speaker 4: Chest high, chest out.

1174
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

1175
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,759
Speaker 4: You gotta walk around with that confidence, all right?

1176
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: So if your team loses, what are are you still

1177
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: head up? Or what's going to happen to you?

1178
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:03,879
Speaker 16: Oh?

1179
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 4: Absolutely?

1180
00:57:04,719 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 3: I mean I'm not one of those saggy boys, you

1181
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying.

1182
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:08,279
Speaker 1: Saggy boy.

1183
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 4: You know what I'm talking about, sad saggy boy. You know,

1184
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 4: just being on the sideline crying at your make under back. Oh,

1185
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,520
Speaker 4: I love you, but I hate you like we.

1186
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 3: Know who they are. I do know sad saggy boys. Yeah,

1187
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 3: thank you.

1188
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 20: I actually updated sad saggy boys.

1189
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 4: That makes sense.

1190
00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: They said, that makes sense.

1191
00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 3: You look like the type to be with the saggy boy.

1192
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 3: I think the saggy boys were in that other family

1193
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 3: that has passed out at the shady that's a sad

1194
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 3: saggy family.

1195
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: Those are the saggy girls.

1196
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's cool. That's what you're doing at the tail.

1197
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,360
Speaker 10: Game, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1198
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 3: It's a special episode of Windbrooks Bucks Today. Are you

1199
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 3: smarter than a preschool teacher?

1200
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: Oh?

1201
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 2: I thought I was gonna play pre school or finally,

1202
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 2: I want to take them down.

1203
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:04,240
Speaker 3: That's not legal, bro, you're taking on Brie the preschool

1204
00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 3: teacher who loves toddlers and football. Welcome to the show, Brie.

1205
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 17: Hi, thank you.

1206
00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: Do you have the toddlers play football?

1207
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 18: Not yet, We're still working on cooperation.

1208
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:17,320
Speaker 4: Okay.

1209
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering if you could have some tips for us.

1210
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,640
Speaker 2: Maybe write up a plan for our room as well.

1211
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: That would be great.

1212
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 20: Yeah, sending your issues, I'll work on it.

1213
00:58:27,760 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: Okay.

1214
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, we're gonna send Mama Brook out of the studio.

1215
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 3: All that happens, Bri, you know the game works. He

1216
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 3: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

1217
00:58:35,920 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 3: you don't know when, you could say past. But you

1218
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,840
Speaker 3: do have to beat Brooke outright to win? Are you ready?

1219
00:58:40,200 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 9: Ready?

1220
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 3: Good luck? Your time starts now. European actor Gerard Butler

1221
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 3: celebrates a birthday today. Is he English? Irish or Scottish English?

1222
00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 3: How many lines are in an official Limerick?

1223
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 5: Hi?

1224
00:58:56,640 --> 00:59:02,880
Speaker 3: What type of doctor specializes in bones? What is the

1225
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 3: French word which is used to describe raw meat served

1226
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 3: as a dish? Scientists say you can live? How many

1227
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 3: weeks without food? All right, solid answers from the preschool teacher.

1228
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 3: Brooke is going to come back into the studio. And

1229
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 3: I know there must be one kid in your preschool

1230
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 3: class that you don't really like, So let's just throw

1231
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:31,960
Speaker 3: their name out, his or her name? Who is it?

1232
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 3: Let's just say it's Morgan. Can we say it's Morgan?

1233
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:39,160
Speaker 17: Okay?

1234
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 2: I bet more than anything it's not the kids. It's

1235
00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 2: the parents. I mean, let's be honest.

1236
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 12: Well, the kids are kind of representations of the parents, right,

1237
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,520
Speaker 12: the whole family.

1238
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 1: You're just crossing their fingers.

1239
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 2: Please don't pay this month, Please don't pay.

1240
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 3: Uh, you're fun. Okay, Brooks, your turn, You're ready? Yep,

1241
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 3: your time starts now. European actor Gerard Butler celebrates a

1242
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 3: birthday today. Is he English, Irish or Scottish?

1243
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 1: Thanks? Scottish?

1244
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 3: How many lines are in an official limerick?

1245
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 1: Uh? Seven?

1246
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,760
Speaker 3: What type of doctor specializes in bones?

1247
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 1: Uh? Chiropractor?

1248
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 3: What is the French word which is used to describe

1249
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 3: raw meat served as a dish?

1250
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 16: Oh?

1251
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:25,840
Speaker 1: Tartar?

1252
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:29,440
Speaker 3: Scientists say you can you can live? How many weeks

1253
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 3: without food?

1254
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,959
Speaker 1: I think it's eight?

1255
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:35,600
Speaker 3: The TV broadcast channel PBS stance for.

1256
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 1: What public broadcasting system?

1257
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 3: Ooh, this might be a tight one. Today. Is Brook

1258
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 3: smarter than a preschool teacher? We're gonna find out when

1259
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 3: we go to the scoreboard with Jose.

1260
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 4: Looks like someone had their eggs grumpy side up.

1261
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: The free You got too correct today?

1262
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 12: All right, it was pretty good.

1263
01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 4: And Brook you did squeeze an extra question.

1264
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 1: In uh huh?

1265
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 4: And Brook also too.

1266
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 3: You are just as a smart Unfortunately Ty goes to

1267
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 3: the house on this breed. But let's go over the

1268
01:01:08,200 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 3: answers real fast. European actor Gerard Butler has a birthday today.

1269
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 3: He is Scottish. He turns fifty four years old. Happy birthday, Gerard.

1270
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 3: Uh In an official limerick, there are five lines, just

1271
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:22,360
Speaker 3: like in Hickory Dickery Doc. That's an example of a limerick.

1272
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:25,280
Speaker 3: The type of doctor who specializes in bones is an

1273
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 3: orthopedic doctor, not a bonologist.

1274
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 2: But the chiropactors are we not considering them real doctors

1275
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 2: when to be bone.

1276
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,440
Speaker 3: The French word that's used to describe raw meat served

1277
01:01:37,440 --> 01:01:41,000
Speaker 3: as a dish is tartar. Scientists say you can only

1278
01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 3: live three weeks without food, Brooke, you can still.

1279
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:47,760
Speaker 1: I have a lot of storage.

1280
01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,680
Speaker 3: You know, it's only four days without food and water

1281
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 3: and TV broadcast Channel PBS stands for Public Broadcasting Service.

1282
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:03,040
Speaker 3: So Bree can't give you any money here, but just

1283
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 3: for playing you do win a fifty dollars a gift card.

1284
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 3: Celebrate the season at Sephora Bellevue Square, where you can

1285
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 3: pick out the perfect gift for everyone on your list

1286
01:02:11,160 --> 01:02:14,160
Speaker 3: and receive a free gift with purchase wall supplies last.

1287
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 3: Can't wait to see you at Sephora Bellvy Square. We

1288
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 3: belong to something beautiful.

1289
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 13: Yay, thank you.

1290
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bree, I'm just kind of embarrassed. You guys know

1291
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 2: I used to work for PBS.

1292
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 13: Right.

1293
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 3: Oh no, No, that'll show them for firing you.

1294
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, that's it.

1295
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 4: I look familiar. There's a face on the PBS.

1296
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 3: That's Brooks face.

1297
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 4: Wow.

1298
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 3: All right, all have fun at preschool today, except for

1299
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 3: with that girl Morgan. Yeah, thank you, thank you well.

1300
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,400
Speaker 3: The windows again, same time tomorrow.

1301
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1302
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 2: It's brook and Jeffrey in the morning and very excited

1303
01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,959
Speaker 2: about tomorrow's show.

1304
01:02:59,120 --> 01:02:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1305
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 8: One of our listeners has been waiting two years to

1306
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,080
Speaker 8: say one very important thing to have his ex girlfriend

1307
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,240
Speaker 8: who he still loves.

1308
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: Bro Man, We're gonna help him make that moment happen.

1309
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,640
Speaker 2: You've got to be here for a very special, brand

1310
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,560
Speaker 2: new awkward Tuesday phone call. Yeah, of course, only here

1311
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:15,720
Speaker 2: with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.