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Speaker 1: You hear me your concession, I can't take back o arms.

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Speaker 2: Little mouse speak text to seven eighty five nine two

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Speaker 2: says I straight up did not know how to tie

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Speaker 2: my shoes till I was twenty three years old. I

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Speaker 2: only wore I only wore slip on vans my entire life,

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Speaker 2: and I had to have my girlfriend teach me.

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Speaker 3: She still laughs about it to this.

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Speaker 2: Did she do the bunny story or was it another mephis.

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Speaker 4: See I go around, you know, not the two bunny ears.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I go through the mouth. So I don't know

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Speaker 3: what your method is.

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Speaker 2: The good news is it requires zero life skills whatsoever

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Speaker 2: to come on to our show and tell us your

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Speaker 2: secrets here on the mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: If you just have a.

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Speaker 2: Basic ability to string English words together, you already got

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Speaker 2: most of us to beat.

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Speaker 3: And we've got a guy who's ready.

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Speaker 2: To come clean about something in his life, and he's

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Speaker 2: chosen to use the fake name Julian today.

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Speaker 3: So Julian, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 1: All right, thanks for having me. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Julian, you sound kind of excited to be here.

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Speaker 4: We love that.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll say this, I'm excited, but a little nervous too,

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Speaker 1: because I've never done anything like this before.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it sounds like you, so you can be a

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Speaker 2: little less nervous. Yeah, whoever you are, the voice changer

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Speaker 2: is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: we want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 1: Okay, very good. So I work for a catering company.

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Speaker 4: Is your confession that you want to bring us some food?

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Speaker 3: Because we accept.

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Speaker 4: You, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: A couple of months back, I really had an awkward

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Speaker 1: situation happened. Schedule to do an event and getting more

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Speaker 1: details about the wedding and I look at the name

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Speaker 1: of the bride and it's my ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh, I never thought about that.

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Speaker 3: Does she know that's your company?

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Speaker 4: Like he just works for them?

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Speaker 3: She does?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It was shock and I went to instant panic.

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Speaker 1: I think I started sweating.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the situation with you and your and your

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Speaker 2: ex girlfriend there?

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Speaker 1: It's not really good. I mean we broke up about

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Speaker 1: five years ago. It was kind of ugly, So.

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Speaker 4: What do you do? Like, I would call it sick.

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Speaker 4: I'd see if somebody could cover me.

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Speaker 2: I would actually tell my boss, like, look, she won't

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Speaker 2: want me up the way he experience. I know, the

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Speaker 2: last thing you wanted to do is like call off

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Speaker 2: the wedding because she sees my face again, she's falling.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's confused.

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Speaker 2: You're like, m kick him out.

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Speaker 4: My tux is in the dry cleaners. I can't walk

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Speaker 4: down the island.

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Speaker 2: That's probably what you were thinking, right, Julian, she's gonna

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Speaker 2: fall in love with you again.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was we sort so much.

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Speaker 3: Actually she's a stubborn one. That's fine. So what'd you do?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So, to be honest with you, I really need

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Speaker 1: this job. So it's one of the things where I

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Speaker 1: really did need to do this wedding. But I'll trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out like how I could do it, so

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Speaker 1: kind of came up with an idea.

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Speaker 4: Okay, let's be honest. You kind of wanted to be

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Speaker 4: at the wedding too.

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Speaker 1: The interesting part about it is that I ran it

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Speaker 1: past my team leader at work and they understood and

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Speaker 1: they gave me the okay to do this. So this

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Speaker 1: is what I did. I rented a fat.

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Speaker 3: Suit, a fast sat suit.

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Speaker 1: A fat suit, mustache.

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Speaker 4: If she sees you and recognizes you, she's gonna be like, wow,

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Speaker 4: he's falling off.

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Speaker 1: It was super awkward being at this wedding. You know,

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Speaker 1: it happened, so you guys know, Oh, I can't imagine.

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Speaker 4: What kind of emotions were you feeling.

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Speaker 1: Man, it was super weird actually seeing her walk down

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Speaker 1: the aisle and getting that.

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Speaker 3: And you were so hot in that outfit, sweating the

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Speaker 3: whole time.

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Speaker 1: Not only that, there were people there that I knew

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Speaker 1: from her family, Like I knew a couple of.

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Speaker 4: People I didn't even cross my mind, of course, you know,

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Speaker 4: like so many.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was weird. So I'm ducking and dodging

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Speaker 1: people that I kind of knew. So at the same time,

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Speaker 1: I'm working with a trade table trying to would you

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Speaker 1: like the stuff mushrooms?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, God, did anyone recognize you? Did you

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Speaker 4: get called out?

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Speaker 1: No, it kind of worked. I didn't get called out.

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Speaker 1: No one really recognized me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have a mass speaker. That's like, so

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Speaker 4: my ex was at my wedding.

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Speaker 2: And he doesn't know, I know, trying to pretend like

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Speaker 2: he was some other guy who gained forty pounds, but

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Speaker 2: I knew.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you weren't petty. You didn't do any like

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Speaker 3: sabotaging or I want to why because then he would

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Speaker 3: reflect badly on his job.

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Speaker 4: He doesn't want to get fired, y know.

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Speaker 1: I saw the guy that she was marrying and it

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Speaker 1: kind of looked like a, well, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: really talk nice about him. I'm sure he's a cool fela.

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay time like deep down the side, I was like,

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Speaker 1: really like this guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's always like really yeah, okay, really that's the

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Speaker 2: love of your life. I could say every time the

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Speaker 2: groom comes to get like a Keyshof of his trades,

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Speaker 2: like oh sorry, my bad, I'll come back.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, that is quite a night to endure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a very weird night. And another crazy

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Speaker 1: thing that was happening was that my fake mustache kept

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Speaker 1: on falling off.

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Speaker 2: They never do stay did people notice a few.

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Speaker 1: Folks And that was the most nervous time for me too,

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Speaker 1: because a few people looking at me kind of weird

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Speaker 1: and in my head I was saying, are they recognizing me?

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Speaker 1: Or do they think like maybe I'm a serial killer

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Speaker 1: or something funny because.

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Speaker 3: My mustache is sideways.

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Speaker 2: So the important thing is that your ex never realized

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Speaker 2: that you were there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, there was one moment where she actually came

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Speaker 1: up to me. No, she said to me, what are these?

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Speaker 3: Oh? The food?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I thought I was about to pop in

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Speaker 1: my pants.

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Speaker 3: He said he was about to poop in his pants,

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Speaker 3: not she was asking him. She's like, what's that smell?

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Speaker 1: Did you?

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Speaker 3: Did you actually talk to her?

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Speaker 1: Well? I did, but I changed it to like, I

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Speaker 1: think he's uh.

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Speaker 3: Spread and mustard came and even different.

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Speaker 1: Cass, I think I really pulled it off and I

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Speaker 1: got paid.

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Speaker 3: So, you know, one more month's friend.

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Speaker 4: I hope her marriage works out because we can't have

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Speaker 4: her having a second wedding working.

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Speaker 3: At the second time. Maybe even more. She's like that

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Speaker 3: catering company was awesome.

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Speaker 2: We're well, dude, thanks for coming on the show and

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Speaker 2: confessing your wild secret.

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Speaker 3: That's awesome. And text in the seven eighty five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding onto, we

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Speaker 2: can high your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 3: Phone taps coming up right after this