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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This is Important.
Speaker 2: If you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of like
Speaker 2: effort to like detach yourself from what's happening.
Speaker 3: And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.
Speaker 4: You know, I think it would be harder to think
Speaker 4: when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the
Speaker 4: cop let's go here we go. I eat because I'm unhappy.
Speaker 5: Gentlemen, Are you just hitting keys over there? Or do
Speaker 5: you eat because you're unhappy?
Speaker 4: Actually, I wouldn't say no. I wouldn't say that's the
Speaker 4: reason I.
Speaker 5: Do you think he doesn't eat because he's unhappy at him?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I yes, that is right. Remember when we were
Speaker 4: in New Orleans and Blake kept going we got to
Speaker 4: eat again, and it was like the one meal that
Speaker 4: we had together.
Speaker 3: I will say that was my favorite meal.
Speaker 4: So it just meant like every day, every day he
Speaker 4: was like, oh, we got to eat again for the
Speaker 4: one meal that we had. I eat because I'm on
Speaker 4: that was my favorite meal. So that means some days
Speaker 4: you don't eat watch meal, fourth meal. We ate a
Speaker 4: meal together every day that we were together.
Speaker 3: The best one was when we went to get the
Speaker 3: Po Boys. That was my favorite. When trumpone shorty Yeah,
Speaker 3: that one was rat okay, that was delicious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one was sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah. What about the fried chicken? Did you end up?
Speaker 5: Were you even eating when we went to God Fried
Speaker 5: Chicken or were you just having a couple of fries.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm the one who spotted the place. And the
Speaker 3: place is called Willie's.
Speaker 4: Hang on his hehe By the way, Willie's is a
Speaker 4: Willi's isn't like a oh Willie's. Willie's is a fast
Speaker 4: food okay. And and I would say bad most of
Speaker 4: the time. No, no, no, no, you must have got
Speaker 4: a good batch he goes.
Speaker 5: I spotted it. It was next to the and it's
Speaker 5: also on every.
Speaker 3: Spot we had. Willies is the place. And also there's
Speaker 3: a huge little waynehead in there, like just on the wall.
Speaker 4: It's very cool.
Speaker 3: They played music hell loud, they had zach rees.
Speaker 4: It's all you.
Speaker 3: It's the best.
Speaker 4: I will say the handful of times I've eaten net Willies,
Speaker 4: it's not good. And and when I eat there, you
Speaker 4: see like three am you're stumbling back to your hotel.
Speaker 3: You're a canesman.
Speaker 4: I'm a canesman, and it's not that good. I think
Speaker 4: you if I remember correctly, went early in the day
Speaker 4: and so they probably had a good batch come out,
Speaker 4: fresh batch come out exactly.
Speaker 5: He was like, let me get your first.
Speaker 3: Batch and let me tell you it was see us.
Speaker 5: So I enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: Thank you, joy.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm talking about when I what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: feel free, the little thing that I'm that I'm taking,
Speaker 4: and you guys asked me, what are you talking about?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 4: Is a little blue bottle? This is it? This is
Speaker 4: the fife.
Speaker 5: I don't even remember asking you, well we were so
Speaker 5: feel free to skip explaining it. What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: Do whatever you want. Man, it's the kreatum ship that
Speaker 3: he takes and he's addicted.
Speaker 5: Is this another sponsor?
Speaker 4: No, this is not a sponsor. This is I wish
Speaker 4: it was a sponsor.
Speaker 5: What are we doing?
Speaker 4: Uh? No, this is a feel free This is the
Speaker 4: I mean, it's like a fucking drug, dude. And when
Speaker 4: I posted that, I wanted that I'm taking it because
Speaker 4: there's no caffeine. So this is my get around for
Speaker 4: not drinking a lot of caffeine.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 4: It's like, k I'm still going to send it.
Speaker 3: It's like kratum people. We we kind of discussed it
Speaker 3: last time. Some people think it's like highly addictive.
Speaker 4: Some people that crawled crawled into my d MS and
Speaker 4: uh hmm, and they're like, oh, dude, I fell off
Speaker 4: the wagon and it was all Creton's fault and then
Speaker 4: and then y it sort of led me to believe
Speaker 4: that maybe these are the type of people that easily
Speaker 4: would fall off the wagon because I'm loving it, dude.
Speaker 5: But yeah, to be even so, just for my clarification,
Speaker 5: what is it? I don't remember talking about it.
Speaker 4: So they say, essentially, it's like a mix between like
Speaker 4: an adderall and ecstasy. And when they and when they
Speaker 4: say that those people have not taken either of those
Speaker 4: drugs because it's not, but it does it gives you
Speaker 4: like a little sense of euphoria and a little get
Speaker 4: up and go like you're ready.
Speaker 5: So is this like a gas station? Is this like
Speaker 5: a gas station pick up?
Speaker 3: Yes? It's readily available at gas station.
Speaker 4: Yes, But like a whole food, you can't used to
Speaker 4: be able to send it to your house and now
Speaker 4: you're not allowed to. It's getting it's getting a little
Speaker 4: bit more illegal. Illegal.
Speaker 3: Thanks did not that they are.
Speaker 4: Legally.
Speaker 5: That's why you like it. You feel like you're on
Speaker 5: the edge again.
Speaker 4: I'm a little bit of a bad boy.
Speaker 3: I like that. I love your bad boy.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack and talk feel free.
Speaker 5: But and so you drink this, You drink this for
Speaker 5: a pick me up. This is your replacement for like
Speaker 5: an energy.
Speaker 4: Drink, yeah, an energy drink or a coffee. And you
Speaker 4: take on, you know, a little scissorp of this and
Speaker 4: it's fucking good, dude.
Speaker 5: And why does this thing that's illegal to mail past
Speaker 5: like the sniff test for what you're not allowed to
Speaker 5: because it's too new, it's sooner to be.
Speaker 4: On the list, too new. They they told me, they
Speaker 4: did not tell me anything about this. And I actually
Speaker 4: brought it up to my doctor and he was like,
Speaker 4: I've never heard of it. I don't know, I've never
Speaker 4: really I've never heard of that. And I'm like, green lights,
Speaker 4: green lights already gone.
Speaker 5: He looks up from the check from his clipboard. He's like,
Speaker 5: I never heard of it.
Speaker 4: The door just closes.
Speaker 5: You just hear the divin.
Speaker 4: Your hat is spinning in the air. I love that.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 5: Ship did see some divine.
Speaker 4: He ran out saying, and what's so funny is this?
Speaker 4: This thing is two servings so you can't even take you.
Speaker 5: Man, there's no way you don't finish that shop.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad to hear you're not addicted. And it's
Speaker 4: not addict it's not addicted.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: I mean, it probably is probably drink. I think I
Speaker 4: just don't have that. I mean I do have an
Speaker 4: addictive personality, but not that addictive, not that, not.
Speaker 5: That strain of personality I do. I do love the
Speaker 5: idea of Adam driving with Chloe and then then being like.
Speaker 4: Honey, let me just running the seven one real quick,
Speaker 4: just to see if they have it. I'm not gonna
Speaker 4: buy it, just want what's funny is you you have
Speaker 4: to look up like store locators, and it's they're always
Speaker 4: in the shittiest gas stations you've ever like not the name,
Speaker 4: not the name brand ship, like like the real down
Speaker 4: and dirty dog.
Speaker 5: Adam is in bed late at night, just on there
Speaker 5: going it's two point two inches away. I could go
Speaker 5: get it right now.
Speaker 4: They want one out at that time it would keep
Speaker 4: me up. Dude, you have an adam.
Speaker 5: We've established you have a hate hate relationship with sleep.
Speaker 3: You don't want to sleep in today. You want to
Speaker 3: go Daddy's go juice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm a fi.
Speaker 5: I'm a nobody holds you, Okay.
Speaker 4: I do responsible things like create them, okay, and not
Speaker 4: not those irresponsible things like go juices.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that irresponsible now a little bit?
Speaker 5: Are you turning your back on what I did have?
Speaker 4: I will say I've had my first go juice in
Speaker 4: uh something like maybe a year, maybe my first go
Speaker 4: juice in a year. I had it yesterday because I
Speaker 4: did what I did the Jennifer Hudson shows. You don't
Speaker 4: have to have all kinds.
Speaker 3: Of Entergyeah, you gotta be tappening.
Speaker 4: And I drove up from Orange. So I'm sluggish, ruggish
Speaker 4: bone you know I'm hanging.
Speaker 5: I forgot about that member of Bone Thugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sluggish, yeah, the one crazy, I'm sluggish, sluggish, ruggish.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm sluggish. So is that the one where they
Speaker 3: make you walk down? The dude didn't go in viral
Speaker 3: where you have to like dance down chanting, Oh dude,
Speaker 3: and I was dancing like such an asshole.
Speaker 4: I was dancing so hard. Dude, Wait till you see
Speaker 4: me dancing. Did I drop into a no? This is
Speaker 4: how it starts, dude. I know I can't help myself.
Speaker 4: Did you fucking tearr your stomach lining or something?
Speaker 3: Is what happened?
Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't. I am in more pain today
Speaker 4: than I was the previous few days, So I think
Speaker 4: that might have something to do with it. I think,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: And by the way, this is not a thing that
Speaker 5: you are like stretching.
Speaker 4: No, no, because I've never plan just go back and
Speaker 4: I just wasn't. I was like I did one where
Speaker 4: I'm just sort of shimming down and then I got
Speaker 4: and they're like, go back. They're like that sucked.
Speaker 3: Wait they take pull the curtain.
Speaker 4: No, and they were like and so I'm like, okay,
Speaker 4: So I kind of jogged back a little bit and
Speaker 4: then I'm like doing a little crazier dance move and
Speaker 4: then the hype of the crowd kind of got to
Speaker 4: me and they're like you knows my name and stuff,
Speaker 4: and then I'm like, I gotta get the people what
Speaker 4: they want.
Speaker 5: What were they what song did they say?
Speaker 4: They're like, it was like an Adam chance.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 4: They were chanting my name in a fun way.
Speaker 3: But they they're usually chanting it.
Speaker 4: It was like, go at him, go at him, go,
Speaker 4: go at him, go at him.
Speaker 5: Go.
Speaker 3: So it was the Ninja Turtles Too song.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, maybe.
Speaker 4: I think I think maybe I might have made that up,
Speaker 4: but but it was a version of that. Okay, So
Speaker 4: so uh you will see that. I I don't know
Speaker 4: when it comes out, but yeah, I saw I dropped in.
Speaker 4: Did the split squat? Uh, split squat, split squat?
Speaker 3: Now and you've been drinking feel Free every since?
Speaker 4: What is it? Just the jazz splits? I did a
Speaker 4: jazz classic jazz split. Yeah, my man is doing some
Speaker 4: jazz squat jazz like it? Well cool, Well that sounds fun.
Speaker 4: That's sounds fun. And Jennifer Hudson very fun, very fun audience.
Speaker 4: My parents were in the crowd.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah.
Speaker 4: So obviously my mom got some stage screen time and
Speaker 4: then they my mom was like, can I meet Jennifer
Speaker 4: and goes on stage. After we're done with our little segment,
Speaker 4: my mom, you know, we take a photo of Jennifer
Speaker 4: and then me and my dad are being taken off
Speaker 4: the stage. My mom just and the Gary Cannon, who's
Speaker 4: the the warm up guy, is a comic and I
Speaker 4: know I know him.
Speaker 5: I've done him for years.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and he's going like give it up for
Speaker 4: Adam and his mom, Penny. My mom does not get
Speaker 4: off the stage. She's just standing there basking in the
Speaker 4: glory of the crowd.
Speaker 5: It feels good. I made you do?
Speaker 4: What I mean?
Speaker 3: I would watch a daytime Penny divine daytime show would
Speaker 3: be incredible. I would do it rock, that would do
Speaker 3: in rock.
Speaker 5: That's kind of fun. You guys, should Adam keep that
Speaker 5: one in the pocket. Blake, Yeah, you're right, You're right, Blake,
Speaker 5: what would your do you think you would succumb to
Speaker 5: the the chance of go Blake, Go Blake, go. I'm
Speaker 5: gonna come And what are you doing?
Speaker 3: I I have seen these videos that we're talking for
Speaker 3: people who haven't seen them before, The Jennifer Hudson Show.
Speaker 3: Before you come out, you like walk You basically do
Speaker 3: like a soul train line where you pull out all
Speaker 3: your dance moves and just watching stars have to do
Speaker 3: this gives me great anxiety because I'm like you are,
Speaker 3: You're star in my eyes and then all of America's
Speaker 3: eyes because I don't think I have the dance moves
Speaker 3: to break out for that. I'm like, you do the
Speaker 3: you do the walk like the Egyptian hands, and then
Speaker 3: where do you go after that?
Speaker 4: Well? Play tummy roll?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 4: You still a few of my moves?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 4: You do the you do the tornado, you do the
Speaker 4: hands up, the spin.
Speaker 5: It's not the butterfly, that's you. He can't do that,
Speaker 5: you Adam. Let's let's keep it real. If you saw
Speaker 5: Blake do that on a Jennifer Hudson hood viral Jay
Speaker 5: hud viral tunnel walk on his first take.
Speaker 3: What, yeah, you're you're right, you'd be like, hey, can
Speaker 3: I can I talk to you?
Speaker 5: You'd save it for the pod.
Speaker 4: But if I but if I saw it, I know
Speaker 4: that if the dance moves are a little whack, they
Speaker 4: make you do it again. And this this is a
Speaker 4: second or third go around. And my boy Blake dug
Speaker 4: in the crate found found a vintage out of Divine
Speaker 4: Tornado Twist just.
Speaker 5: The way like I saw it.
Speaker 4: Very recent. Yeah, but dude, I've been dusting this one off.
Speaker 4: This one's been back since middle school days. Dude. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I feel like I would allow Blake to take that move,
Speaker 4: you would bless me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's so cool. I like having a friend
Speaker 5: who allows us that.
Speaker 3: Actually, like knowing that you have to retake it if
Speaker 3: you don't come with enough pizzazz is kinda kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: I don't like, I don't don't.
Speaker 5: I gotta put on like a fake dance. I gotta
Speaker 5: take on your energy. I'll bring my energy. Don't worry
Speaker 5: about my.
Speaker 3: I see you, I see you walking head down. And
Speaker 3: then they're like, okay, you gotta play it along a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 4: They're like, okay, you're not allowed on Jennifer, No.
Speaker 5: No, no, what I do little Obama fist bombs?
Speaker 4: You've done the daytime talk shows. It's a different energy
Speaker 4: than a nighttime talk show. Daytime daytime talk shows, you
Speaker 4: gotta I mean, you're these women are at home, they're vacuuming,
Speaker 4: they're taking care of a couple of kids. They're screaming.
Speaker 4: You know, they need they need a little pick me up,
Speaker 4: and they want a little jolt. They want a little
Speaker 4: jolt of the home.
Speaker 5: They do, and I get it because I know it's
Speaker 5: it's ladies of clap like this a lot.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, small small right in front of the chest.
Speaker 5: They're really excited to see these.
Speaker 4: People small right in front of their chest three inches apart, clapping.
Speaker 5: But I just am like, and so if I'm not
Speaker 5: mister dance Sky, I'm a bad person now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't know if you're a bad person.
Speaker 4: I just think they want the energy to come out
Speaker 4: of the tunnel walk and I gave it. I mean,
Speaker 4: I like, I said, the feel free hadn't kicked in.
Speaker 4: I literally was slurping it down. When they're like, okay,
Speaker 4: they need you. Where's the where's the feel free?
Speaker 5: We're not addicted.
Speaker 4: It's I'm not addicted. Give me the feel free, give
Speaker 4: it to me. I can't go out. I can't go
Speaker 4: out and give me the feel free.
Speaker 3: I don't feel free here, like freaking Jesse from uh
Speaker 3: Saved by the Bell.
Speaker 4: And I slurped down the feel free and and by
Speaker 4: the way, I had a go juice, so I was,
Speaker 4: I was, I was double, I was devile stacking and
Speaker 4: I didn't it wasn't firing yet. I chugged the god juice.
Speaker 4: And then they're calling me and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 4: I don't feel I don't feel it. I don't another one,
Speaker 4: it's not working. Then I hit the feel free and
Speaker 4: then I made my way out and tell you what,
Speaker 4: that first go around, I didn't feel it by that
Speaker 4: second one. Maybe baby Bay, baby baby Bay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when the that's when you start doing the splits.
Speaker 4: Yes, that is in my growing by. It doesn't. It
Speaker 4: hurts her take deep breaths today. But I don't need
Speaker 4: to take a deep.
Speaker 3: Breath, just take a little baby one.
Speaker 5: So shattered Pelvis, Oh cool, I look.
Speaker 4: Forward to that. I'm looking forward to that. Is that
Speaker 4: to promote one?
Speaker 5: And you're just you're doing this because you're pushing a
Speaker 5: final season, rightister, the.
Speaker 4: Righteous gimp Stones final season four? Yes, season four. I'm
Speaker 4: very gay, very gay. I know what. My wife watched
Speaker 4: the trailer and she's like, wow, you're so gay, You're
Speaker 4: so gay, and I'm like, yeah, my character is fully
Speaker 4: out now and she's like, well, did you have to
Speaker 4: go that gay? And I'm like, well, I don't know that.
Speaker 4: My cousin when he came out, he went from zero
Speaker 4: today hero like overnight.
Speaker 3: Wo dude. It feels good. It feels good to be
Speaker 3: out of the closet.
Speaker 5: It's you shed you shed the string.
Speaker 4: Shed your headero shell. Yes, it's gone.
Speaker 3: That's cool.
Speaker 5: We we did this in Game Over Man with Blake's character.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, by the end of the film, there's a freedom
Speaker 3: freedom to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like a feel freeness.
Speaker 4: There might have been a few think pieces about it,
Speaker 4: but yes, there is a freedom.
Speaker 5: I know. They're like, why does he have to be gay?
Speaker 5: I'm like, he doesn't have to be. He doesn't have
Speaker 5: to be anything. Nobody has to be straight?
Speaker 4: What no one has to be? Who gives a Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm so sick of think pieces, like just some fucking
Speaker 4: guy that works at some dumb ass blog magazine I guess,
Speaker 4: or it used to be a magazine. Now it's only
Speaker 4: online because magazines don't exist, and it's just him having
Speaker 4: to think about ship, having to have a think piece.
Speaker 5: He's got to get the clicks, he's got to get
Speaker 5: the clicks, he's got to drum up the bass.
Speaker 3: So many people are thinking it's crazy too much.
Speaker 5: By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that
Speaker 5: you went so gay on the show, so that like
Speaker 5: whenever clothes like you're so gay, you'd be like, don't
Speaker 5: you Uh.
Speaker 4: Straighten me out.
Speaker 5: Don't you make me not get straight? Thank you?
Speaker 4: Thank you? Straight Yeah, Blake you I've been I've been
Speaker 4: dropping some bombs here earlier. Bone straight out, I get
Speaker 4: no point three three three.
Speaker 5: I mean that straightened me out. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I was just laughing at the thought of you telling
Speaker 3: your wife just straightened you out, that's why you took
Speaker 3: the role. Well, baby, it's.
Speaker 5: Not why it took it's why he's an amplitude.
Speaker 4: I Danny's so damn funny. He goes my character was
Speaker 4: a closeted gay man from the very first episode, and
Speaker 4: I asked him the first episode was I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you are or not.
Speaker 6: And then throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more out there,
Speaker 6: you know, gay, and you you pull that that curtain
Speaker 6: back and Danny swears to God, He's like, you.
Speaker 4: Know, I didn't know that you were gonna be gay.
Speaker 4: It was how you played it, uh, and your relationship
Speaker 4: with Tony Cavallero, and it brought it brought it out.
Speaker 4: In the writer's room, we just wrote to to what
Speaker 4: you guys were doing, and I'm like, what, dude, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You just saw you guys working out like on off days,
Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, I think I know where to
Speaker 3: take this character.
Speaker 4: Dude. You got to have a workout, buddy. You got
Speaker 4: to have a workout, buddy, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Right well, And it was cool. Adam would take his
Speaker 5: hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't have to hold an in the gym.
Speaker 5: Come over here. We're gonna do some preacher curls.
Speaker 3: Spot me, preacher girls boys, spot me again. You're just
Speaker 3: you're just getting a smoothie.
Speaker 4: Spot me though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why are there two straws in the smoothie? It's
Speaker 5: just easier, dude. X.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so last season, last season of the Righteous Gemstone.
Speaker 4: So yeah, doing a bunch of press doing yeah, doing
Speaker 4: Jimmy Kimmel here soon.
Speaker 3: Oh cool?
Speaker 4: You know always hell Yeah, it's nice not to have
Speaker 4: to go to New York to get us. Get to
Speaker 4: do it close close to home, you know, La Baby,
Speaker 4: we love it, lay Baby, love it.
Speaker 5: Blake you like l A I do.
Speaker 4: I'm a fan.
Speaker 3: I think I think La is a wonderful place to live.
Speaker 3: We've got some great weather, great people, lots of creatives
Speaker 3: in one place. Nothing shoots here, but that's okay. Well,
Speaker 3: you know it does. Did you guys tune in Adam?
Speaker 3: Have you watched my Jeopardy episode?
Speaker 4: Yea, come on, bro, come on, sorry dude. Com My
Speaker 4: family's here, what they We all would have loved to
Speaker 4: watch it together. We're gonna watch it together tonight. I
Speaker 4: promise you this. I have to write a note. Come on,
Speaker 4: it exists, it's out there. I have to write a
Speaker 4: note for myself. And I could see it on Hulu.
Speaker 5: You could see it on.
Speaker 3: A little for the whole family.
Speaker 5: I watched a thank you Wanders and you as a Scanda.
Speaker 5: Oh man, you broke my goddamn heart.
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, Adams.
Speaker 5: There's only two guys.
Speaker 4: I know, Eric the Red, I know, I know and
Speaker 4: you and you say those two names, and I don't know.
Speaker 4: I really kind of like I know you Eric the Red.
Speaker 4: He's a Viking, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like the one Viking. There's two Vikings in
Speaker 3: the realm of history that you need to.
Speaker 4: Know, and those are the Who's who's the other one?
Speaker 3: Leif?
Speaker 4: Eric Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff the Brown, Jeff the Brown
Speaker 4: and Eric hold the hambro hold on, bro. I don't
Speaker 4: think but Leif Ericson. I thought he was a pop
Speaker 4: star from like the seventies. I did too.
Speaker 5: No, that's Leif Garrett.
Speaker 4: So these these men are named Leif.
Speaker 5: Yeah, by the way, Leif strong name I had did
Speaker 5: on my list of names, and my dad wrote down
Speaker 5: Leif was on there?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay? There did your dad name all three of
Speaker 4: your children? Is that what happened? Your dad made a
Speaker 4: list and you plucked the names from that list or
Speaker 4: my children? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you said no, no, no, the list for my name?
Speaker 3: Oh for for your name. You could have been Leif.
Speaker 3: You would make a really good lead.
Speaker 5: The list is wild, dude, Ragnar is on there.
Speaker 3: Ragnar is too hard.
Speaker 5: Do you think I would even be close to comedy
Speaker 5: if my name was Ragne?
Speaker 4: Well, dude, you couldn't be with a name like that,
Speaker 4: You couldn't be close to comedy. Yeah, it's not funny.
Speaker 5: That is like to joke about the idea that I
Speaker 5: wouldn't joke about.
Speaker 4: There's a Ragnar. There's a baby Ragnar in my child's
Speaker 4: aqua tats swimming class. Okay, baby, and this man who
Speaker 4: swims with him his father. His father is six six
Speaker 4: to sixty to eighty maybe like big Man, big Man
Speaker 4: with the giant like ginally is leaning into his vikiness.
Speaker 3: They all do, are you in character?
Speaker 4: Grew an enormous beard, Like it's just he's standing out
Speaker 4: of the water, but it's it hit it, It swept
Speaker 4: the top of the water, so it's just always dripping.
Speaker 4: His beard is always dripping.
Speaker 5: What's his name?
Speaker 4: I didn't catch it because you only say your baby's names.
Speaker 5: What is he just a big ass water polo?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I know he's not. There's no water
Speaker 4: polo happening here. This guy's built like a no no,
Speaker 4: but I mean he maybe that guy doesn't float, okay.
Speaker 5: And you're doing you're doing the thing where like babies
Speaker 5: get dropped in water, like in their clothes and you
Speaker 5: like snap.
Speaker 3: And no, I wish your fucking disaster.
Speaker 4: You're like in the water with them and you like
Speaker 4: teach them to roll over, and you like are holding
Speaker 4: them and you like swoop them under the water and
Speaker 4: they come.
Speaker 3: Up and yeah, like pull them under for like three seconds, but.
Speaker 4: They're not they're not in the clothes. They're not in
Speaker 4: their clothes.
Speaker 3: That's good there, but nay, I thought that.
Speaker 5: Like graduation ceremony was like you drop them in the
Speaker 5: water in their clothes.
Speaker 4: That's a certain school. This is just like teaching them
Speaker 4: to be comfortable with water at an early age, and
Speaker 4: they're basically teaching them how to swim as early as
Speaker 4: you possibly can.
Speaker 5: Important.
Speaker 3: This is important.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love it, dude. My Homide Torpia did that
Speaker 5: and his kid is like the best swimmer I know
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that sh It's important.
Speaker 5: Them going from like underwet like you're doing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're, we're, we're. I think we started at nine
Speaker 4: or ten months. And uh, boy just turned one.
Speaker 5: Not my damn kids, No fucking soccer goddamn.
Speaker 4: Soccer boy turned one. Yes, like happy there was out
Speaker 4: of town or else he would have been there.
Speaker 3: This is true, Happy big boy Kyle.
Speaker 4: I know he was in town. I got no response,
Speaker 4: did not get a response. That didn't didn't hit me back,
Speaker 4: hit me back, yeah, freak send.
Speaker 5: Him an invite, wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Could.
Speaker 5: It was a very fun party, but I was I
Speaker 5: was road tripping.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah you were. Oh did you stop by Anderson's
Speaker 3: pea soup by any chance?
Speaker 4: Can we get it? Drove? Okay? And then you realize
Speaker 4: that peace soup sounds like a shitty thing to eat
Speaker 4: on a road trip.
Speaker 5: What, dude, that's it. I'm sending you.
Speaker 4: I'm sending you some freaking peace suit. You're gonna lose
Speaker 4: your mind.
Speaker 5: It's really good, dude, big ass cubes of ham and
Speaker 5: on a road trip though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, you gotta get that soup Indian.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I I you know, I don't dislike soup. I
Speaker 4: like soup. I like I don't believe on a road trip,
Speaker 4: it doesn't seem like a thing you would quickly grab
Speaker 4: a cup of soup and hit the road, right.
Speaker 5: I do like the idea of trying to drink soup
Speaker 5: as you drive with your knee.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought, that's what you're doing. You're grabbing it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, this is not a quick stop.
Speaker 3: This is all you can eat.
Speaker 4: Pea soup.
Speaker 3: You're gonna want to You're gonna want to put some time, man,
Speaker 3: you don't want to put some time? Yeah, pea keep
Speaker 3: going back like, oh, you're gonna want a couple bulls,
Speaker 3: my guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I wish I stopped there. I did have one
Speaker 5: on the way up. I split it into like two days,
Speaker 5: like all night and then all the next day, and
Speaker 5: I had one like late night, past ten thirty pm
Speaker 5: stop where I had to charge up and get food.
Speaker 5: And I went to a McDonald's for the first time,
Speaker 5: and I don't know how many years.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's been a while for me either. I can't
Speaker 3: remember the last time I ate McDonald's.
Speaker 5: And listen, this isn't because I'm above no, no, no no,
Speaker 5: I'm just not going to McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Chloe eats McDonald's once a week or at least.
Speaker 5: I got a spicy chicken sandwich, delicious, fucking good. Hell yeah,
Speaker 5: the fries, what do you think? Were the fries good?
Speaker 3: They're great, They're fantastic.
Speaker 5: These fries were garbage.
Speaker 4: Really, because I thought McDonald's thing was their fries, like
Speaker 4: people love their fries. They were.
Speaker 5: I did too. I was like, give me that sweet
Speaker 5: sweet smell and uh didn't hit.
Speaker 3: But then we found out that they were like putting
Speaker 3: beef fat in their fries, and I think they have
Speaker 3: since changed it and the fries have have dipped a
Speaker 3: little bit because they're not stirring around them.
Speaker 5: They're sorry, and they weren't that salty. They used to
Speaker 5: be so salty.
Speaker 4: I thought, be fat is what I thought. Well, who
Speaker 4: doesn't like befat vegetarian. Vegetarian, I forget dude, I forget
Speaker 4: about that, right, Yeah you do, I really do. I
Speaker 4: forget about them all the time.
Speaker 5: Don't go Hey, vegetarians, don't go to McDonald's, go to me.
Speaker 4: I didn't like Sebastian Man of Skalclers on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Thanks you, thanks for joining me to Sebastia. Hey, Sebash,
Speaker 4: I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 3: I'm a huge fan. Dude.
Speaker 4: Wow, Blake's a huge fan.
Speaker 5: Hey. Look, I'm just saying, if you're vegan, don't go
Speaker 5: to me.
Speaker 3: No, we heard that joke.
Speaker 4: We heard that way. You could just repeat the say.
Speaker 5: Hey, you'd be surprised.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: Actually, I'm not facing it on anything now. I'm just
Speaker 5: trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound
Speaker 5: like him.
Speaker 4: Uh what else?
Speaker 5: Uh, diary, they got a double cheeseburger, they got a
Speaker 5: triple cheeseburger.
Speaker 4: If you want a quadruple cheeseburger, don't go to.
Speaker 2: You're winning me over, dude, go to McDonald's.
Speaker 5: That's be's the hook, that's the.
Speaker 4: Whole that's right. I understand why he's one of the
Speaker 4: biggest comics in the world. After after that, dude, I
Speaker 4: get it.
Speaker 5: Boyd you want PEPSI products, don't go to mcdumb.
Speaker 3: Don't really good. There's really good, guys.
Speaker 4: We're wow. Blake's Blake's child almost ruined my life by
Speaker 4: stealing the keys to my boat and throwing them overboard.
Speaker 4: Well we should never leave.
Speaker 5: You don't have a little floating on your keychen He.
Speaker 3: Does on one, but he doesn't on the other.
Speaker 4: I don't. I do have one and the other broke off.
Speaker 5: Those are like the coolest thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it broke off. It broke off.
Speaker 5: Okay, you don't go if you don't have a floaty
Speaker 5: on your keychain, don't go in the water.
Speaker 3: You need to replace that. You can't have a key
Speaker 3: just sitting there with no no floating on it. You're
Speaker 3: asking for trouble.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look at Blake defending his child. I love it.
Speaker 4: I have to. I know, I know, but normally I
Speaker 4: don't have three year olds on my boat unattended, unattended
Speaker 4: like you allowed your child to do.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, we were me and Isaac were there.
Speaker 3: We were just yeah.
Speaker 4: Just not watching the children. I'm the kidding.
Speaker 3: I'm kidding. I don't know how it happened. She just
Speaker 3: approached me with two keys in her hand, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you gotta put those backs.
Speaker 4: That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get
Speaker 4: them because it's kind of high up and to get
Speaker 4: them off it was I'm pretty impressed.
Speaker 5: She knows what she's doing, dude.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, put them back, and then she put
Speaker 3: one back, and then I heard her go like and
Speaker 3: then of course it fell in the most like random
Speaker 3: little slit in the boat. We thought we had to
Speaker 3: like lift the seats, but there's a whole art deal.
Speaker 3: We got they got it. They got it, dude.
Speaker 5: Out of all the random slits on the boat, this
Speaker 5: was the most random.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: You never know. Boats have so many slits. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat?
Speaker 4: Too many slits. I never counted the amount of slits
Speaker 4: on my boat. Okay, well you should, but I do
Speaker 4: know that there are many slits.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you even doing?
Speaker 3: Crazy? How many slits are on the boat.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not count the amount of slits on
Speaker 4: your boat. Don't go to McDonald.
Speaker 5: I don't give honestly, Honestly, dudude, I'm gonna I might
Speaker 5: have to fax him a joke.
Speaker 3: You gotta have to send him a joke.
Speaker 5: Hey try this.
Speaker 3: You still have his number?
Speaker 4: Can we FaceTime him? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I think I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fatim I like to I like to fat people.
Speaker 3: Just facts, fact beat honey.
Speaker 4: Dude, my wife saved the birthday cake. And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: the birthday cake. Why is everybody turning into the bash?
Speaker 5: And I'm like, who saves the birthday cake?
Speaker 4: Birthday cake?
Speaker 5: This is McDonald's.
Speaker 4: See your birthday cake. It's easy to slip into. I
Speaker 4: get it. Yeah, I understand. I understand why how easily
Speaker 4: you slip slipped into it.
Speaker 3: Easy to slip into, tough to master, but.
Speaker 4: Easy to master.
Speaker 3: She saved it, dude, Yeah, what's up with that?
Speaker 5: Just because in the end of the night you're saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: You're you're.
Speaker 4: Like, I want a sweet little something, and then there's
Speaker 4: just a fucking delicious, great a birthday cake right there,
Speaker 4: and you're like, you know, this is sort of I'm
Speaker 4: sort of paying homage to my son. I'm loving my
Speaker 4: son by eating his birthday cake.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I love you, Grandma? Your shirt off in the kitchen
Speaker 3: at two am.
Speaker 4: I do so much dude, I gained eleven pounds while
Speaker 4: in New Orleans over the one week I was six
Speaker 4: days I was there. God stop eating. I mean like,
Speaker 4: the weight's just gonna fall off because it's just you know,
Speaker 4: beer with I've I've lost like three pounds. I've lost
Speaker 4: like two pounds. It's falling off, all right, that's a falling,
Speaker 4: that's a fallen I still have nine pounds.
Speaker 5: Something I might have fallen out when you did the
Speaker 5: splits the other day.
Speaker 4: What eight pounds I eat? Because I'm unhoppy when you.
Speaker 5: Gain eleven pounds? Are these different pants?
Speaker 4: These are? I was I was pretty skinny going into it,
Speaker 4: and uh, the pants it was great, a little extort
Speaker 4: wiggle room where you put them on, you feel kind
Speaker 4: of good about yourself. Do you wear a belt? I
Speaker 4: do not feel good about myself now in these pants.
Speaker 4: These pants are hanging on by a thread I'm looking
Speaker 4: at I'm starting to like dig out some other pants
Speaker 4: to be like okay, like if I have a big meal,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to segue into these pants, and that's
Speaker 4: not a good feeling into the pants.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, Blake. Do you wear a belt?
Speaker 3: I wear a belt.
Speaker 4: I do blake doesn't have like a proper as and
Speaker 4: thighs to hold it up as well.
Speaker 3: You know, we're that's proper. That's your body shaming me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about that. I'll body shave
Speaker 3: all day long.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 5: Stop, but you don't wear a belt, Adam. There's there's
Speaker 5: no belt happening.
Speaker 4: In your world. No, I do not need a belt, dude,
Speaker 4: And what's up with that?
Speaker 5: What's up?
Speaker 4: No belt? My ass and thighs hold my pants up,
Speaker 4: they're not coming down.
Speaker 3: You know, you could use the belt as an area
Speaker 3: to stunt like you know, you're a watchman, a watch guy.
Speaker 3: What if you had really really nice belt. No, if
Speaker 3: you're a belt belt guy, man, I'm telling you the belt,
Speaker 3: the belt matches the watch. First of all, I don't
Speaker 3: want to be a belt guy.
Speaker 4: Why, that's not a thing.
Speaker 5: You said you didn't want to have ever own a roller?
Speaker 5: Come on, and here we and here we are.
Speaker 4: That's that's true. Come on, you're right, you're right. I
Speaker 4: never never say never. I don't see myself being a
Speaker 4: belt guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, the thing is is, if you're a belt guy,
Speaker 4: you know what your you know what you're doing you're
Speaker 4: showing off your stems. Your stems, that's what you're doing.
Speaker 4: You're showing off your legs.
Speaker 3: That's what you try to take. You try to distract
Speaker 3: from your lower hat. Adam, everything is above the belt.
Speaker 5: You have a belt. You're showing off your legs.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's that's taking a shine to the lower lower me.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to hide the lower hat.
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't realize that a belt.
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 4: It's breaking you off into two, into two segments.
Speaker 5: Break.
Speaker 4: It's just breaking you off off two segments. I don't
Speaker 4: want anyone to realize.
Speaker 5: I thought it was highlighting your dick, because it's right there.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 4: No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong.
Speaker 5: You're way off right. It's like a matt. You can't
Speaker 5: see your dick at all.
Speaker 4: It's breaking you off into two sections. I want one
Speaker 4: flowing section so no one can tell that my lower
Speaker 4: half is the exact same length as my torso and
Speaker 4: I'm very very awkwardly shaped. It's science.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're isn't that okay?
Speaker 4: Good torso and your No, I think you want to
Speaker 4: be the exact same length. No, you would want your
Speaker 4: legs to be a little longer.
Speaker 5: My torso's too long.
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, look at my guys. Just take your weirdly.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize. And you don't wear a belt. You
Speaker 4: can easily you can like touch your elbows to the ground. Then, wow,
Speaker 4: because your torso so long, your legs are tired. What
Speaker 4: in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do?
Speaker 5: Brother?
Speaker 4: I'm saying, I'm saying that my torso and my legs
Speaker 4: are the exact same length. Oh my god, so I
Speaker 4: could easily bend over and touch the ground. It really
Speaker 4: has nothing to do with how flexible I am. It's
Speaker 4: the fact that my torso is the same length as
Speaker 4: my legs.
Speaker 3: Okay, and leaving.
Speaker 4: And Dura says his torso's longer than his legs, which
Speaker 4: I do not believe.
Speaker 3: He's bending over right now.
Speaker 5: And you can touch your elbows to the ground.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I thought you could because you said
Speaker 4: your torso is feel freezing, and I gotta, I gotta
Speaker 4: take a look.
Speaker 5: Anybody anyone touched their elbows?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I could. I could when I was in your elbows. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's incredible. When I was like in eighth grade, the
Speaker 4: l part of your bow yeah, yeah, yeah, this part
Speaker 4: that's crazy and now I can just pulmit, but that's legit.
Speaker 5: I feel like people can't even touch the floor with
Speaker 5: their fingertips.
Speaker 4: Well, and that's what I'm saying. I'm I'm awkwardly shaped.
Speaker 4: I had. It's just it's too.
Speaker 5: It's too like, but I don't think that's what that's
Speaker 5: what makes your shape awkward.
Speaker 3: Just so, oh my god. And Adam is, yeah, you
Speaker 3: just grabbed your toes like it was not He just
Speaker 3: put his own cock in his mouth.
Speaker 5: Dick real quick, dude, if you're on YouTube.
Speaker 4: You have no idea how many times I've tried.
Speaker 3: I think I do. They write it into workaholics, so.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it's more than ten, but it's
Speaker 4: it's more than I think I can. I think I
Speaker 4: would say three to five times I can do it.
Speaker 4: That was hard for you, though, that.
Speaker 3: Was very hard. I think I tore a ligament.
Speaker 5: Right, It's like two times before puberty and then three
Speaker 5: or four times after.
Speaker 4: Would you say you're sorry?
Speaker 5: I was just saying, like, trying to suck your own
Speaker 5: dick is like two times before puberty and then like
Speaker 5: three or four seven You're like, I got the length.
Speaker 3: Here, right, Yeah, you got to try. The longer your cockits,
Speaker 3: the more you're gonna give it a shot.
Speaker 4: Birthdays, I like to try one more time. I feel
Speaker 4: like if I if I had and I mean maybe
Speaker 4: not now because my body has broken, but I bet
Speaker 4: if I had an extra inch, if I had an
Speaker 4: extra inch, I could I could suck. I could suck
Speaker 4: my own cock sixty one more inch, I do believe,
Speaker 4: at least kind of nibble.
Speaker 5: If I had one more inch, That's what I'd be
Speaker 5: doing to that.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 5: I wish I had one more inch, So yeah, you
Speaker 5: want to just be hitting it right.
Speaker 4: You know it's funny when guys are like, no, I
Speaker 4: would never, dude, I would not do that. I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's very You don't have to giz in your own
Speaker 4: mouth obviously, but but you know you would.
Speaker 5: You would?
Speaker 4: You would?
Speaker 5: I mean I got that you feel like, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's slurped down a couple of feel freeze.
Speaker 3: You're feeling free fucking nibble your tip man on, because like,
Speaker 3: what is.
Speaker 5: It even comfortable to do? Like, do you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying?
Speaker 3: You work towards it and not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.
Speaker 5: You know, it's Blake smoking like a like he's got
Speaker 5: a fucking experience. You work towards it.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 3: Not everything that feels good is comfortable, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Sometimes it's strenuous activity you feel standing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, everybody's coming. All right, These the hard hitting
Speaker 4: cues that we we answer here on This is important.
Speaker 4: This is important, that it's important. We should get my
Speaker 4: dad in here to do another uh the SoundBite.
Speaker 3: We need some more drops.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, am I realizing too much about us? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, are you questioning the entire thincity of the pod?
Speaker 5: Come on, man, you guys, I think I'm off the pod.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's
Speaker 2: a lot of like effort to like detach yourself from
Speaker 2: what's happening.
Speaker 5: You know, you need another No, not exactly, Adam sitting
Speaker 5: back like I think I figured that.
Speaker 3: I think exactly.
Speaker 4: Wait, sorry, well, I understand what you're saying because you're
Speaker 4: like your nose when you're cranking down, when you're jerking off,
Speaker 4: you're you're you think you can easily think about what's happened,
Speaker 4: like take yourself somewhere else or like watch Porno or
Speaker 4: or whatever. You could you can go in this bank
Speaker 4: bank and you can be like, okay, this memory or whatever.
Speaker 4: I think it would be harder to think when you're
Speaker 4: slobbing on your knob like corn on the cop.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Sluggish bone, sluggish ruggish.
Speaker 5: Bone and Adam, as I said it now, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: but then like you find like a.
Speaker 3: Move, then you go that works, yeah, man, I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And then and then you go, yeah, like like a
Speaker 5: BJ move, like a self J move.
Speaker 3: Something that like I'm guessing that now now that you
Speaker 3: now that we're getting in, I get gritty about this
Speaker 3: and oh blake, can you twist your tongue?
Speaker 4: See? And that to me makes me, that makes me not.
Speaker 3: So if you will get walked in on me like
Speaker 3: bent overdunner.
Speaker 5: Training, what are you doing? It kind of.
Speaker 3: Looks like yeah, it's just like when a dog kind
Speaker 3: of sucked its olf dick? All right, that was.
Speaker 1: Take back.
Speaker 3: Haven't you ever seen apologies or haven't you ever seen
Speaker 3: a dog just going after it?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not sucking their dick. They're cleaning it right
Speaker 5: sometimes they are, are they?
Speaker 4: So anyways, it was my son's first birthday. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: I do have it. So with the cake, with the.
Speaker 3: With the cake thing where you were saying saying saved
Speaker 3: the cake, you're saying like it was just like as leftovers.
Speaker 3: You're not like freezing it, like you know, like people
Speaker 3: have an anniversary their weddings and they you.
Speaker 5: Know, although Adam's like first birthday, you can freeze cake,
Speaker 5: freeze cake. Brothers key, it's so good. So this isn't
Speaker 5: like I know you're saying, dude, you gotta chuck it.
Speaker 4: This isn't like no, no, no, we absolutely should have
Speaker 4: thrown it away right away. I've had cake for three
Speaker 4: three nights in a row, chucket like chucky, you gotta
Speaker 4: get rid of that good the am I doing and
Speaker 4: it's fucking I was trying to find the woman's name
Speaker 4: who made us his cake because he was so good.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, well, I'm like this is too real,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Levana's was filming in the neighborhood the other day and
Speaker 5: stopped by with like donuts and coffee from Crafty just
Speaker 5: to like hang and I was like, don't mind if
Speaker 5: I do crushed a donut, maybe two, and then he
Speaker 5: left like two or three, and they've just been here
Speaker 5: and I'm just I go over the knife, you know,
Speaker 5: I cut up. I'm lying.
Speaker 4: That's a trick with donuts, dude, is you take You're like,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to have the whole thing. Then you
Speaker 4: cut off like a little, you know, a fourth and
Speaker 4: you're like, oh, it's just a little bite, and then
Speaker 4: fourth meal. Then in the little later in the day
Speaker 4: you're like, well, I'm gonna have a couple of coffee,
Speaker 4: so I might as well have a little and then
Speaker 4: you chunk. And then later in the evening you're like,
Speaker 4: it's just half a donut. It's not much. And then
Speaker 4: then you ate a donut. Then you just had a donut.
Speaker 5: The biggest truth teller is when you you're like, not
Speaker 5: going to finish it, not gonna eat that last one.
Speaker 5: Then you go in there later that night and it's
Speaker 5: gone and you're like, who fucking hate that? Yeah, obviously
Speaker 5: it's mine?
Speaker 4: Who ate? Or how about this? Have you thrown away
Speaker 4: donuts or cookies or whatever?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 4: I had to and then gone back in the trash
Speaker 4: and gone trash donuts because I have I have?
Speaker 5: Are you racon no?
Speaker 4: I have? Dude? Wow? You know you know what sent
Speaker 4: me over the edge in when I was obese, when
Speaker 4: I was battling obesity on on tour and after tour,
Speaker 4: uh is when I had my last hip surgery and
Speaker 4: Adam Rays as recovery for my hip surgery, gave me
Speaker 4: two dozen donuts. That's a psychotic amount of donuts. That's it.
Speaker 5: That's crazy for one person.
Speaker 4: He's a sweetheart, he's a good man. Doctor phil prescribe
Speaker 4: me some two dozen donuts. And so then then I'm like,
Speaker 4: I have all these donuts. I'm like, dude, And and
Speaker 4: then Chloe's like, well, do you want me to throw
Speaker 4: them away? And I'm like, yes, throw them away? No,
Speaker 4: And then she throws them away and I'm like, well not,
Speaker 4: we should save some of them. She's like, Okay, save
Speaker 4: the ones you like. And I'm like, well, let's just
Speaker 4: save all of them for now, and she's like okay.
Speaker 4: And then so now I have two dozen donuts. I
Speaker 4: ate all of them, dude. And then finally when I
Speaker 4: got back to like the last like three or four,
Speaker 4: and they're stale, at this point, because two dozen is
Speaker 4: an insane yeah, not even good, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5: Because they're the bready kind and not the.
Speaker 4: They're they're the all kinds. They're the all kinds. But
Speaker 4: they but it took me a couple of weeks to
Speaker 4: get through two dozen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And so did you throw the garbage out? Dude?
Speaker 4: So then we put it through them away. There was
Speaker 4: stuff on top of them that I took off this
Speaker 4: he was gross. It was fucking disgusting. And I still
Speaker 4: ate the doughnut.
Speaker 5: Have we done this? Top three donuts?
Speaker 4: By the way, I'd like to call out Simply Sweet
Speaker 4: Cakes here in Orange County. They made they made my
Speaker 4: son's birthday cake. Okay, simply sweets cake. Look at look
Speaker 4: at that, Jesus stop, that's elite level.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It's beautiful and it's beautiful. What's the what's
Speaker 3: the I was on? Is it cake? I should know this?
Speaker 3: What is it fon fontt or what is that the
Speaker 3: frosting ship that you sculpt with.
Speaker 4: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. It's
Speaker 4: a cake to me, it's.
Speaker 3: The frosting that the frosting that you.
Speaker 4: Like, sculp I will say I thought that the basketball
Speaker 4: was cake, not cake. The outside shell was a frosting
Speaker 4: and then it was SyRI syrofoam and wasn't delicious. Is
Speaker 4: it cake? But the rest of it was It's science.
Speaker 5: Blake, give me your top three doughnuts, Blazer.
Speaker 4: Look at this child eating. Look at him. He's living
Speaker 4: his best fucking life. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I love that he had the Jack Nicholson sunglasses. My
Speaker 3: top three donuts. I love a maple bar, of course.
Speaker 3: I like anything like a like a a blueberry fritter.
Speaker 5: Pecificity helped blueberry fritter interesting.
Speaker 3: And then you know the they're called crollers. They're like
Speaker 3: the ones that are like Eggy.
Speaker 4: And the middle my number one very good.
Speaker 3: Very yummyum yum yum yum yum yummy. What are the
Speaker 3: I like a bear claw delicious.
Speaker 4: I like a classic glaze because they're very easy to
Speaker 4: warm back up and then they are they can be old,
Speaker 4: they can be I should have saved those for the end,
Speaker 4: because then you can warm them back up and they're
Speaker 4: immediately they're back to the start again. Adam, spritz them
Speaker 4: with a little water, pose it down a little bit.
Speaker 4: You're saying, just like well you think I'm joking it.
Speaker 5: That does help, Okay, Okay, but I hope, I hope
Speaker 5: you don't do it not old fashioned?
Speaker 3: You're saying, like classic, like just the circle glaze, yeah,
Speaker 3: circle glazes? Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha? What is that? Not cake?
Speaker 4: And then and then I like, uh, I mean this
Speaker 4: is very specific, but there was like a okay, a
Speaker 4: gram cracker cake donut.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, don't you okay.
Speaker 4: It was fucking delicious from wherever got me? These don't
Speaker 4: that's it? They? I mean, maybe do they ship to
Speaker 4: Orange County, California do donuts?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the voodoos are starting to pop up, they're starting
Speaker 3: to populate. It was, it was it was very specifically Portland,
Speaker 3: I think, but now it was yeah, yeah, now it's
Speaker 3: all over the place.
Speaker 4: I remember I remember being drunk standing in line at
Speaker 4: a donut shop at like three am and or two
Speaker 4: am or whatever time, and uh and then just being
Speaker 4: kind of mad at us where I'm like, what are
Speaker 4: we doing? We fucking partied all night and now we're
Speaker 4: standing in line in the cold to get donuts, Like
Speaker 4: this is inappropriate, This is the way this is. You're
Speaker 4: above You're above that obesity.
Speaker 3: This is you like to get your top three off
Speaker 3: or what not?
Speaker 5: Telling?
Speaker 4: Okay, my number one, number one.
Speaker 5: Number one's got to be the crawler.
Speaker 3: Okay, gotta be the coroller. Boy?
Speaker 4: Is that like?
Speaker 5: Because I never feel bad about it.
Speaker 3: They're very light, They're very like there's a U in there.
Speaker 4: Croller.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I would not know how to spell it.
Speaker 3: Croller krall like the movie.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look up a roller, Adam. It's it's a
Speaker 5: glazed donut, but it's a little more like egg.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so delicious.
Speaker 5: That's my number one.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, those are those are good. Those are good.
Speaker 4: You're not wrong.
Speaker 3: They look like monster truck tires.
Speaker 5: As the list goes on, these are the ones that
Speaker 5: bring me more shame. Okay, uh, the next one has
Speaker 5: to be just uh jelly.
Speaker 4: Oh dude, what did I do? What did I do? Jelly? Dude?
Speaker 3: What did I do? I don't funk with that. I
Speaker 3: don't think you don't jelly.
Speaker 5: And I don't. I don't like powdered jelly. I like
Speaker 5: glazed powdered.
Speaker 3: Oh you're saying powdered donut with jelly inside.
Speaker 5: I like jelly, A glazed jelly, raspberry, strawberry, whatever. Number three,
Speaker 5: it's gotta be any Claire like the Long John stuff
Speaker 5: with the cream.
Speaker 4: The fact that you know the names of all the
Speaker 4: it's and I'm a big French guy, I guess because
Speaker 4: I'm up here with the Crullers that you Claires. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't really do anything for me. I don't like
Speaker 4: a Boston cream. I like the Long John shaped.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the bar, the.
Speaker 4: Bar cream pile, another inch of cream pile.
Speaker 3: This is the way. Absolutely well. Yeah, I think I
Speaker 3: think I like Adam's top three a little better. But
Speaker 3: you have a lot of ship in the middle of yours,
Speaker 3: which just kind of weird.
Speaker 4: I don't even remember yours. It doesn't matter, you don't
Speaker 4: doesn't matter. I remember you said donuts your favorite dessert.
Speaker 4: Because if we're just going to desserts, dessert first, my
Speaker 4: favorite breakfast, I would have to go m I would
Speaker 4: have to go either pie or cookies. M okay, great ass?
Speaker 5: Okay? And what pie are we talking about here? Poon
Speaker 5: tang pie they were talking about hair pie.
Speaker 4: Would have to put that first. Yes, I would go, uh,
Speaker 4: I'm not a doughnut pie, A Dutch apple, a dunge apple, pie. Huh.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see your Dutch and you put a
Speaker 4: little ice cream on it. I also like cherry cheesecake pie.
Speaker 5: What the cherry cheese?
Speaker 3: Is it a cheesecake or is it a pie?
Speaker 5: Pie? Isn't that just cheesecake?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I feel like you're cheese with cherry.
Speaker 5: I know, but that's not a pie.
Speaker 3: We're off, We're off. The cheesecakes not a pie. Maybe,
Speaker 3: why isn't it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I guess you're right. I always considered it a pie.
Speaker 3: Why isn't it It has a crust like stuff.
Speaker 5: They would call it cheese pie.
Speaker 4: That sounds gross.
Speaker 3: That sounds gross.
Speaker 5: Cheese pie sounds gross.
Speaker 3: Cheese pie doesn't sound as good as cheesecakes.
Speaker 4: Pie does not sound good. Dude, cheese sound.
Speaker 5: You guys have been conditioned.
Speaker 3: You have.
Speaker 5: For your mind.
Speaker 4: Okay, hey, I look up is cherry cheese? And then
Speaker 4: it filled in Is cherry cheesecake a pie? And the
Speaker 4: answer is no? And I and I trust what does say? Yeah? No? No?
Speaker 4: AI said.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, it's cheesecake. Okay, you know what's good? Is
Speaker 3: cheesecake ice cream?
Speaker 4: Oh? No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: And then Reddit says it is a pie? Well, Reddit
Speaker 4: doesn't well, this is a I that answered the fucking question. Dude.
Speaker 3: I don't trust A. I trust A. I over read it.
Speaker 4: No, dude, no, dude, because I use AI all the
Speaker 4: time to cheat on wordle and uh, I you know
Speaker 4: you guys play wordle. No wow, dude, Oh dude, I've
Speaker 4: been playing wordle. It's it's very fun. But sometimes I
Speaker 4: like a cheat. Uh and so what's the.
Speaker 3: Point of the game. That sounds like it's a game
Speaker 3: you play against yourself. You're cheating yourself at that.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no no. I go against my sister and
Speaker 4: my mother in law and uh and they were They've
Speaker 4: been on a real hot streak lately. So I'm like going, like,
Speaker 4: I can't let these bitches win. I can't interesting, I cannotcake.
Speaker 4: So then I use AI to figure it out. AI
Speaker 4: is so dumb, dude, it's so dumb and just it
Speaker 4: can't figure this ship out. And then I have to
Speaker 4: use my brain and then I figure it out. Oh yeah, bitch,
Speaker 4: I don't like.
Speaker 5: Word because the first one is just a random guess.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah. You you have your your go to
Speaker 4: word that you start with that you think is a
Speaker 4: good word. Using a lot of what's your what's your
Speaker 4: go to water?
Speaker 3: Nice dude, that's that's kind of you love watery love water.
Speaker 4: I kind of don't think AI is right because is
Speaker 4: cheesecake considered a cake or a pie? It is based.
Speaker 4: It is a baked filling inside a crust, so it
Speaker 4: is a pie. It is a custard pie. There we go.
Speaker 5: Are you still in character? I think, by the way,
Speaker 5: cherry cheesecake as opposed to what are we saying strawberries?
Speaker 4: I'm a cherry boy. You know what, Blake, I fucking cared, dude.
Speaker 4: We're talking about desserts. I know, like I said, Dutch apple,
Speaker 4: I said cherry cheesecake.
Speaker 5: I got a feeling. Blake's a key lime pie. Guy.
Speaker 3: I love key lime pie. If it's usually it's very good.
Speaker 4: I like that you're kind of a key lime pie
Speaker 4: as a human.
Speaker 3: Really, why because you imagine me living on a boat
Speaker 3: in the Keys in the Florida keyth No.
Speaker 5: Because I would, I would take a spoon you up?
Speaker 5: Good bye?
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 4: Well, you're a little zesty, dude.
Speaker 5: You're a little you got a little gram cracker crust
Speaker 5: to Okay.
Speaker 4: You're a little zesty.
Speaker 3: Okay. I love a good key lime pie. They're usually
Speaker 3: very good. At steakhouses. Oh man, give it to me.
Speaker 5: They're like, and sir, what steak would you like?
Speaker 4: But you don't give it to you because you're not
Speaker 4: at steakhouses, because you don't eat food. No, I don't
Speaker 4: know steak I do. I don't love.
Speaker 3: I don't love steakhouses. I'm not a super steak guy.
Speaker 3: I lean more towards the pork chop.
Speaker 4: Sure, I usually have those that are steakhouse.
Speaker 3: That's what I usually order. It is a pork chop
Speaker 3: or like a little little chicken or something, or a
Speaker 3: wedd salad.
Speaker 5: I love learning about man.
Speaker 3: We're still learning.
Speaker 5: I've known you so long and I'm still learning.
Speaker 3: Still learning because we never listen. We never listened to.
Speaker 5: We spent ten years kind of being like, yeah, but no,
Speaker 5: I have this thing from my childhood.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, dude, listen to my favorite donut and
Speaker 3: it's like, what was mine? I don't remember.
Speaker 4: I have no idea. I have no idea. And hey,
Speaker 4: by the way, miney change tomorrow. Because I kind of
Speaker 4: just make shit up. I kind of make shit up.
Speaker 4: I love you, guys.
Speaker 3: I don't remember half the stuff we talked about Yeah,
Speaker 3: no me neither.
Speaker 4: People will come up and bring up very specific stuff
Speaker 4: about the show, and uh, I won't know. I won't
Speaker 4: know what the hell they're talking about. Don't bring up
Speaker 4: an episode. I kind of will be like, I just
Speaker 4: want to remember that. I don't really remember this story
Speaker 4: that well.
Speaker 5: You're like, I have a one year old.
Speaker 4: I don't. I'm a dad, like I have okay, and
Speaker 4: we're on the roof drinking beers.
Speaker 5: What the okay doesn't sound funny to me. I don't
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 3: That's sound dangerous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, uh seems like And then people come up about
Speaker 4: the podcast, so talk about the podcast and talk about it,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, this is even worse. We're just verbal
Speaker 4: diarrhene up here. We've done two hundred plus episodes. I
Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck we've talked about diary.
Speaker 3: I remember a lot.
Speaker 4: And then when people kind of give a ship me
Speaker 4: give me ship for retelling a story, I'm like, dude,
Speaker 4: we've been doing this for It'll be five years now
Speaker 4: and a crazy month and yeah, I think in a
Speaker 4: few months it'll be five years.
Speaker 3: That's crazy that it's important.
Speaker 4: Which is insane. We're all visibly older. It's really been fun.
Speaker 5: My hairline is getting crazy.
Speaker 3: It looks good. You guys look better than every No.
Speaker 5: By the way, I got a haircut the other day
Speaker 5: and my kid I picked him up from school, my
Speaker 5: three year old, and he goes, Daddy, what shape is
Speaker 5: your hair?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: No. I was like, that's just a cool, like three
Speaker 5: year old brain.
Speaker 4: I like that. You know, he's got fifty eight words
Speaker 4: to use, and he's like, what shape is your brain?
Speaker 5: And I'm like hair, and I'm like, what shape? What
Speaker 5: shape is my brain?
Speaker 2: In?
Speaker 4: I love that. That's funny. I can't wait. I can't
Speaker 4: wait for bo to start throwing out some good, some
Speaker 4: real funny words. He's still working with a dad, Dad, dad, dad.
Speaker 4: You know that's his number one stunner. Now that's good.
Speaker 4: At least his dad he did. He does a roof
Speaker 4: when he sees a dog.
Speaker 3: Oh the barks, he goes roof.
Speaker 4: That's which is pretty tight.
Speaker 3: You guys gotta go. Have you been to a zoo yet?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I took him to the Santa Anna Zoo, which
Speaker 4: is a zoo down here in Orange County. Don't go okay,
Speaker 4: it's a gar bid zoo. Shouldn't even call itself a zoo.
Speaker 4: They should call it. Hey, come see these empty cages
Speaker 4: but no animals in it, right, it's fucking depressing it.
Speaker 4: I come from Omaha, Nebraska. The Henry Doiley Zoo is
Speaker 4: one of the top premiere zoos in the country. San Diego, Austin,
Speaker 4: San Diego, great company.
Speaker 5: There's also just one guy in Nevada who's ranch ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure Tiger King.
Speaker 4: See that's the ship I would like to go see.
Speaker 4: It's like the weird, the bootleg, the back alley zoos
Speaker 4: where you might get attacked by something. Yeah, that could
Speaker 4: get I'd like to bring my son to.
Speaker 5: The I'm still gonna send it. That's the kind of
Speaker 5: place you go where the guy's like and in here
Speaker 5: I got my biggest tiger h he's a.
Speaker 4: Runner some somewhere the doors open cars. Yeah.
Speaker 3: God, that was one of the best amazing Jonathan bits
Speaker 3: where he's like reaches gets his basket, like the cobra
Speaker 3: is one of the deadliest snakes, and then he tripped
Speaker 3: and he's like he just moved on to the next joke. Amazing,
Speaker 3: Jonathan shout out the dude. I love that guy.
Speaker 4: You guys loved amazing.
Speaker 3: I never really watched Look, if you haven't seen his
Speaker 3: special on Comedy Central, go watch it.
Speaker 4: He is so funny.
Speaker 5: I got her forces.
Speaker 4: Oh so he was your that of that generation. There
Speaker 4: was amazing Jonathan. There was obviously Gallagher Gallagher too.
Speaker 3: Y uh.
Speaker 4: There was Penn and Teller, which is a little different speed.
Speaker 4: But Carrot Top. Yeah, of those magic, Yeah they're magic.
Speaker 3: I couldn't tell her kicked ass, but yeah, amazing Jonathan
Speaker 3: was like he did like cocaine jokes and stuff. He
Speaker 3: like went for it. He was much more edgy.
Speaker 4: Oh ship. Yeah, and when you were eight years old you.
Speaker 3: Were like, yeah, my dad's like, my dad's like that's funny, right,
Speaker 3: Like I.
Speaker 4: Think, so, yeah, that's right. If you say so, I
Speaker 4: want to see him live.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, okay, we could go to Vegas.
Speaker 4: All right, sure we could go to Vegas. You could,
Speaker 4: but you have to stay in the room. Stay in
Speaker 4: the room.
Speaker 5: A dad dropping their kid off, like going to Vegas.
Speaker 5: We're gonna go see amazing Jonathan dropping a kid off
Speaker 5: at the show and like I'll be back.
Speaker 3: In hitting the table.
Speaker 5: And if I'm not back, wait long liver to the room.
Speaker 4: You got a big boy, You're a big boy. Now
Speaker 4: you're a big boy.
Speaker 3: We did see amazing Jonathan Live Me and my father
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 4: You're a big boy. That's sick.
Speaker 3: I gotta find that we're at in Vegas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Larry, just you and your dad in Vegas.
Speaker 5: Yes, sometimes truth is strange.
Speaker 4: Yes, Sam? And did he at any point say kick
Speaker 4: it in the room?
Speaker 3: No, man, I have a great father.
Speaker 4: Well, of course you have a great father. But I
Speaker 4: feel part of me, Michael. I mean maybe when I
Speaker 4: went to bed, maybe when I went to no doubt.
Speaker 5: But you guys were like, all right, we're both going
Speaker 5: to bed, right, And then when you woke up, you
Speaker 5: saw him like slip under the covers again and go
Speaker 5: I'll just sleep.
Speaker 4: I just sleep. I have to go drink thirteen cups
Speaker 4: of coffee right now here, take two boxes of donuts?
Speaker 4: Have here? Yeah, go sit here with your two boxes
Speaker 4: of donuts.
Speaker 5: Have addicts. Where's your wallet?
Speaker 4: Where's your wallet?
Speaker 5: Real quick?
Speaker 4: Hey, mommy gave you some money?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Where's your chain wallet? Hey? That chain wallet that's connected?
Speaker 5: Sleeping and you feel you're.
Speaker 4: Wha connected?
Speaker 5: How funny is that that I woke you up with
Speaker 5: your chain wallet? Oh you're already dressed hand, Dad.
Speaker 4: Ready to go? What time is it, Dad? What time
Speaker 4: is it? It's five am? Where are we going? We
Speaker 4: actually donuts? We actually have to leave right now. We're
Speaker 4: going home.
Speaker 5: He's packing super We're going.
Speaker 4: We have to leave right now. Actually, Ted, why.
Speaker 5: Are you holding your bloody hand? Worry about it?
Speaker 4: No, it's fine, don't worry about it. Why is your
Speaker 4: finger pointed that direction? Don't worry about it? Jelly, don't
Speaker 4: worry about that's jelly from the donut.
Speaker 5: Were are your shoes?
Speaker 3: It's a jelly donut? Daddy ate one before you woke up.
Speaker 4: This is Uncle Tony. This is Uncle Tony. He's going
Speaker 4: to escort us to the bank real quick.
Speaker 5: Ow Ow, this is uncle Tony. Yes, he's hold. He's
Speaker 5: a chiropractor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
Speaker 3: He's a good guy friend of mine.
Speaker 5: God, why does he have a walkie talkie? I don't know.
Speaker 5: Maybe he's uh, he's playing hide and seek. He's gonna
Speaker 5: go camping. I don't know.
Speaker 3: We gotta go, We gotta go, Okay, okay?
Speaker 4: Any take backs and the apologies, any epic slam well,
Speaker 4: I would like to epic slam Adam for not watching
Speaker 4: celebrity Jeopardy.
Speaker 3: Yet that's not a very good friendship.
Speaker 5: Moved you crushed?
Speaker 4: That is on me. I deserve that.
Speaker 3: I deserve, dude, because I would love to go in
Speaker 3: depth about it. But maybe next time after.
Speaker 4: We haven't been watching lot of TV. It's been a
Speaker 4: lot of bow bow time. The granted here it's been
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 5: Yes, I want to applaud Blake okay for swinging for
Speaker 5: the fence. Thank you as you did. Thank you a
Speaker 5: very high tea move. Thank you if you had gotten
Speaker 5: Leif Ericsson game changer I know. Also also the fact
Speaker 5: that nobody got Ghostbusters.
Speaker 3: Well for the last we'll get back. We'll get into
Speaker 3: detail of it after Adam watches it, because I do
Speaker 3: have I do have some intel I would love to.
Speaker 4: Get and I'm sorry I would have you got a
Speaker 4: little homework. I would love to have been part of
Speaker 4: this conversation. Yeah, I don't know what any of that
Speaker 4: stuff even means, although you put it together. You swing
Speaker 4: for the fence, which means you went all in at
Speaker 4: the end, which I'm proud of you because didn't we
Speaker 4: talk about how he for sure isn't going to do that,
Speaker 4: and maybe we put maybe us high tea guys kind
Speaker 4: of put that bug in his ear.
Speaker 3: You got to watch it. It's like it's almost as
Speaker 3: if you boys screw ripped in the episode. You gotta
Speaker 3: watch it. It is Peaks and Valleys. You gotta excited.
Speaker 4: Good.
Speaker 3: I hope everybody tunes into Hulu.
Speaker 4: All right, I am.
Speaker 5: We will definitely cover that next.
Speaker 4: I think I have any takebacks or what important.
Speaker 5: That it's important. We can go viral with this one.