WEBVTT - Ep 237: Too Many Slits

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we only talk about what is most obviously

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<v Speaker 1>very crucially important today on This is Important.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're busy blowing yourself, it's a lot of like

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<v Speaker 2>effort to like detach yourself from what's happening.

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<v Speaker 3>And not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I think it would be harder to think

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<v Speaker 4>when you're slobbing on your knob like corn on the

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<v Speaker 4>cop let's go here we go. I eat because I'm unhappy.

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<v Speaker 5>Gentlemen, Are you just hitting keys over there? Or do

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<v Speaker 5>you eat because you're unhappy?

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I wouldn't say no. I wouldn't say that's the

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<v Speaker 4>reason I.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think he doesn't eat because he's unhappy at him?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I yes, that is right. Remember when we were

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<v Speaker 4>in New Orleans and Blake kept going we got to

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<v Speaker 4>eat again, and it was like the one meal that

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<v Speaker 4>we had together.

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<v Speaker 3>I will say that was my favorite meal.

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<v Speaker 4>So it just meant like every day, every day he

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<v Speaker 4>was like, oh, we got to eat again for the

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<v Speaker 4>one meal that we had. I eat because I'm on

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<v Speaker 4>that was my favorite meal. So that means some days

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<v Speaker 4>you don't eat watch meal, fourth meal. We ate a

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<v Speaker 4>meal together every day that we were together.

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<v Speaker 3>The best one was when we went to get the

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<v Speaker 3>Po Boys. That was my favorite. When trumpone shorty Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that one was rat okay, that was delicious.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that one was sick.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. What about the fried chicken? Did you end up?

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<v Speaker 5>Were you even eating when we went to God Fried

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<v Speaker 5>Chicken or were you just having a couple of fries.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm the one who spotted the place. And the

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<v Speaker 3>place is called Willie's.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on his hehe By the way, Willie's is a

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<v Speaker 4>Willi's isn't like a oh Willie's. Willie's is a fast

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<v Speaker 4>food okay. And and I would say bad most of

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<v Speaker 4>the time. No, no, no, no, you must have got

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<v Speaker 4>a good batch he goes.

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<v Speaker 5>I spotted it. It was next to the and it's

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<v Speaker 5>also on every.

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<v Speaker 3>Spot we had. Willies is the place. And also there's

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<v Speaker 3>a huge little waynehead in there, like just on the wall.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very cool.

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<v Speaker 3>They played music hell loud, they had zach rees.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the best.

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<v Speaker 4>I will say the handful of times I've eaten net Willies,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not good. And and when I eat there, you

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<v Speaker 4>see like three am you're stumbling back to your hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>You're a canesman.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a canesman, and it's not that good. I think

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<v Speaker 4>you if I remember correctly, went early in the day

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<v Speaker 4>and so they probably had a good batch come out,

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<v Speaker 4>fresh batch come out exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>He was like, let me get your first.

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<v Speaker 3>Batch and let me tell you it was see us.

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<v Speaker 5>So I enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, joy.

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<v Speaker 4>This is what I'm talking about when I what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 4>feel free, the little thing that I'm that I'm taking,

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<v Speaker 4>and you guys asked me, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 5>Again?

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<v Speaker 4>Is a little blue bottle? This is it? This is

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<v Speaker 4>the fife.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even remember asking you, well we were so

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<v Speaker 5>feel free to skip explaining it. What are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 3>Do whatever you want. Man, it's the kreatum ship that

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<v Speaker 3>he takes and he's addicted.

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<v Speaker 5>Is this another sponsor?

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<v Speaker 4>No, this is not a sponsor. This is I wish

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<v Speaker 4>it was a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 5>What are we doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? No, this is a feel free This is the

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's like a fucking drug, dude. And when

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<v Speaker 4>I posted that, I wanted that I'm taking it because

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<v Speaker 4>there's no caffeine. So this is my get around for

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<v Speaker 4>not drinking a lot of caffeine.

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<v Speaker 5>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, k I'm still going to send it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like kratum people. We we kind of discussed it

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<v Speaker 3>last time. Some people think it's like highly addictive.

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<v Speaker 4>Some people that crawled crawled into my d MS and

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<v Speaker 4>uh hmm, and they're like, oh, dude, I fell off

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<v Speaker 4>the wagon and it was all Creton's fault and then

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<v Speaker 4>and then y it sort of led me to believe

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<v Speaker 4>that maybe these are the type of people that easily

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<v Speaker 4>would fall off the wagon because I'm loving it, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, to be even so, just for my clarification,

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<v Speaker 5>what is it? I don't remember talking about it.

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<v Speaker 4>So they say, essentially, it's like a mix between like

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<v Speaker 4>an adderall and ecstasy. And when they and when they

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<v Speaker 4>say that those people have not taken either of those

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<v Speaker 4>drugs because it's not, but it does it gives you

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<v Speaker 4>like a little sense of euphoria and a little get

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<v Speaker 4>up and go like you're ready.

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<v Speaker 5>So is this like a gas station? Is this like

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<v Speaker 5>a gas station pick up?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? It's readily available at gas station.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, But like a whole food, you can't used to

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<v Speaker 4>be able to send it to your house and now

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<v Speaker 4>you're not allowed to. It's getting it's getting a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit more illegal. Illegal.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks did not that they are.

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<v Speaker 4>Legally.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why you like it. You feel like you're on

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<v Speaker 5>the edge again.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a little bit of a bad boy.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that. I love your bad boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, I didn't mean to hijack and talk feel free.

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<v Speaker 5>But and so you drink this, You drink this for

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<v Speaker 5>a pick me up. This is your replacement for like

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<v Speaker 5>an energy.

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<v Speaker 4>Drink, yeah, an energy drink or a coffee. And you

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<v Speaker 4>take on, you know, a little scissorp of this and

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<v Speaker 4>it's fucking good, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>And why does this thing that's illegal to mail past

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<v Speaker 5>like the sniff test for what you're not allowed to

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<v Speaker 5>because it's too new, it's sooner to be.

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<v Speaker 4>On the list, too new. They they told me, they

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<v Speaker 4>did not tell me anything about this. And I actually

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<v Speaker 4>brought it up to my doctor and he was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I've never heard of it. I don't know, I've never

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<v Speaker 4>really I've never heard of that. And I'm like, green lights,

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<v Speaker 4>green lights already gone.

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<v Speaker 5>He looks up from the check from his clipboard. He's like,

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<v Speaker 5>I never heard of it.

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<v Speaker 4>The door just closes.

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<v Speaker 5>You just hear the divin.

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<v Speaker 4>Your hat is spinning in the air. I love that.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that.

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<v Speaker 5>Ship did see some divine.

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<v Speaker 4>He ran out saying, and what's so funny is this?

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<v Speaker 4>This thing is two servings so you can't even take you.

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<v Speaker 5>Man, there's no way you don't finish that shop.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm glad to hear you're not addicted. And it's

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<v Speaker 4>not addict it's not addicted.

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<v Speaker 3>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it probably is probably drink. I think I

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<v Speaker 4>just don't have that. I mean I do have an

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<v Speaker 4>addictive personality, but not that addictive, not that, not.

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<v Speaker 5>That strain of personality I do. I do love the

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<v Speaker 5>idea of Adam driving with Chloe and then then being like.

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<v Speaker 4>Honey, let me just running the seven one real quick,

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<v Speaker 4>just to see if they have it. I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 4>buy it, just want what's funny is you you have

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<v Speaker 4>to look up like store locators, and it's they're always

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<v Speaker 4>in the shittiest gas stations you've ever like not the name,

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<v Speaker 4>not the name brand ship, like like the real down

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<v Speaker 4>and dirty dog.

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<v Speaker 5>Adam is in bed late at night, just on there

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<v Speaker 5>going it's two point two inches away. I could go

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<v Speaker 5>get it right now.

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<v Speaker 4>They want one out at that time it would keep

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<v Speaker 4>me up. Dude, you have an adam.

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<v Speaker 5>We've established you have a hate hate relationship with sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't want to sleep in today. You want to

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<v Speaker 3>go Daddy's go juice.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, I'm a fi.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a nobody holds you, Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I do responsible things like create them, okay, and not

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<v Speaker 4>not those irresponsible things like go juices.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that irresponsible now a little bit?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you turning your back on what I did have?

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<v Speaker 4>I will say I've had my first go juice in

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<v Speaker 4>uh something like maybe a year, maybe my first go

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<v Speaker 4>juice in a year. I had it yesterday because I

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<v Speaker 4>did what I did the Jennifer Hudson shows. You don't

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<v Speaker 4>have to have all kinds.

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<v Speaker 3>Of Entergyeah, you gotta be tappening.

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<v Speaker 4>And I drove up from Orange. So I'm sluggish, ruggish

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<v Speaker 4>bone you know I'm hanging.

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<v Speaker 5>I forgot about that member of Bone Thugs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sluggish, yeah, the one crazy, I'm sluggish, sluggish, ruggish.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, I'm sluggish. So is that the one where they

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<v Speaker 3>make you walk down? The dude didn't go in viral

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<v Speaker 3>where you have to like dance down chanting, Oh dude,

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<v Speaker 3>and I was dancing like such an asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>I was dancing so hard. Dude, Wait till you see

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<v Speaker 4>me dancing. Did I drop into a no? This is

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<v Speaker 4>how it starts, dude. I know I can't help myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you fucking tearr your stomach lining or something?

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<v Speaker 3>Is what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't. I didn't. I am in more pain today

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<v Speaker 4>than I was the previous few days, So I think

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<v Speaker 4>that might have something to do with it. I think,

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<v Speaker 4>I think.

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<v Speaker 5>And by the way, this is not a thing that

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<v Speaker 5>you are like stretching.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, because I've never plan just go back and

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<v Speaker 4>I just wasn't. I was like I did one where

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just sort of shimming down and then I got

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<v Speaker 4>and they're like, go back. They're like that sucked.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait they take pull the curtain.

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<v Speaker 4>No, and they were like and so I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>So I kind of jogged back a little bit and

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<v Speaker 4>then I'm like doing a little crazier dance move and

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<v Speaker 4>then the hype of the crowd kind of got to

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<v Speaker 4>me and they're like you knows my name and stuff,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I'm like, I gotta get the people what

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<v Speaker 4>they want.

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<v Speaker 5>What were they what song did they say?

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, it was like an Adam chance.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 4>They were chanting my name in a fun way.

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<v Speaker 3>But they they're usually chanting it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, go at him, go at him, go,

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<v Speaker 4>go at him, go at him.

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<v Speaker 5>Go.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was the Ninja Turtles Too song.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think maybe I might have made that up,

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<v Speaker 4>but but it was a version of that. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 4>so uh you will see that. I I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>when it comes out, but yeah, I saw I dropped in.

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<v Speaker 4>Did the split squat? Uh, split squat, split squat?

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<v Speaker 3>Now and you've been drinking feel Free every since?

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<v Speaker 4>What is it? Just the jazz splits? I did a

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<v Speaker 4>jazz classic jazz split. Yeah, my man is doing some

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<v Speaker 4>jazz squat jazz like it? Well cool, Well that sounds fun.

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<v Speaker 4>That's sounds fun. And Jennifer Hudson very fun, very fun audience.

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<v Speaker 4>My parents were in the crowd.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So obviously my mom got some stage screen time and

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<v Speaker 4>then they my mom was like, can I meet Jennifer

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<v Speaker 4>and goes on stage. After we're done with our little segment,

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<v Speaker 4>my mom, you know, we take a photo of Jennifer

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<v Speaker 4>and then me and my dad are being taken off

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<v Speaker 4>the stage. My mom just and the Gary Cannon, who's

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<v Speaker 4>the the warm up guy, is a comic and I

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<v Speaker 4>know I know him.

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<v Speaker 5>I've done him for years.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and he's going like give it up for

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<v Speaker 4>Adam and his mom, Penny. My mom does not get

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<v Speaker 4>off the stage. She's just standing there basking in the

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<v Speaker 4>glory of the crowd.

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<v Speaker 5>It feels good. I made you do?

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<v Speaker 4>What I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I would watch a daytime Penny divine daytime show would

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<v Speaker 3>be incredible. I would do it rock, that would do

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<v Speaker 3>in rock.

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<v Speaker 5>That's kind of fun. You guys, should Adam keep that

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<v Speaker 5>one in the pocket. Blake, Yeah, you're right, You're right, Blake,

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<v Speaker 5>what would your do you think you would succumb to

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<v Speaker 5>the the chance of go Blake, Go Blake, go. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>gonna come And what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I I have seen these videos that we're talking for

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<v Speaker 3>people who haven't seen them before, The Jennifer Hudson Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Before you come out, you like walk You basically do

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<v Speaker 3>like a soul train line where you pull out all

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<v Speaker 3>your dance moves and just watching stars have to do

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<v Speaker 3>this gives me great anxiety because I'm like you are,

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<v Speaker 3>You're star in my eyes and then all of America's

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<v Speaker 3>eyes because I don't think I have the dance moves

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<v Speaker 3>to break out for that. I'm like, you do the

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<v Speaker 3>you do the walk like the Egyptian hands, and then

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<v Speaker 3>where do you go after that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? Play tummy roll?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>You still a few of my moves?

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<v Speaker 5>You do?

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<v Speaker 4>You do the you do the tornado, you do the

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<v Speaker 4>hands up, the spin.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not the butterfly, that's you. He can't do that,

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<v Speaker 5>you Adam. Let's let's keep it real. If you saw

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<v Speaker 5>Blake do that on a Jennifer Hudson hood viral Jay

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<v Speaker 5>hud viral tunnel walk on his first take.

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<v Speaker 3>What, yeah, you're you're right, you'd be like, hey, can

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<v Speaker 3>I can I talk to you?

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<v Speaker 5>You'd save it for the pod.

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<v Speaker 4>But if I but if I saw it, I know

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<v Speaker 4>that if the dance moves are a little whack, they

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<v Speaker 4>make you do it again. And this this is a

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<v Speaker 4>second or third go around. And my boy Blake dug

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<v Speaker 4>in the crate found found a vintage out of Divine

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<v Speaker 4>Tornado Twist just.

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<v Speaker 5>The way like I saw it.

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<v Speaker 4>Very recent. Yeah, but dude, I've been dusting this one off.

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<v Speaker 4>This one's been back since middle school days. Dude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I would allow Blake to take that move,

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<v Speaker 4>you would bless me.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, that's so cool. I like having a friend

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<v Speaker 5>who allows us that.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, like knowing that you have to retake it if

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<v Speaker 3>you don't come with enough pizzazz is kinda kind of crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't like, I don't don't.

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<v Speaker 5>I gotta put on like a fake dance. I gotta

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<v Speaker 5>take on your energy. I'll bring my energy. Don't worry

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<v Speaker 5>about my.

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<v Speaker 3>I see you, I see you walking head down. And

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<v Speaker 3>then they're like, okay, you gotta play it along a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, okay, you're not allowed on Jennifer, No.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, what I do little Obama fist bombs?

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<v Speaker 4>You've done the daytime talk shows. It's a different energy

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<v Speaker 4>than a nighttime talk show. Daytime daytime talk shows, you

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<v Speaker 4>gotta I mean, you're these women are at home, they're vacuuming,

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<v Speaker 4>they're taking care of a couple of kids. They're screaming.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, they need they need a little pick me up,

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<v Speaker 4>and they want a little jolt. They want a little

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<v Speaker 4>jolt of the home.

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<v Speaker 5>They do, and I get it because I know it's

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<v Speaker 5>it's ladies of clap like this a lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, small small right in front of the chest.

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<v Speaker 5>They're really excited to see these.

0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:11.800
<v Speaker 4>People small right in front of their chest three inches apart, clapping.

0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:14.760
<v Speaker 5>But I just am like, and so if I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>mister dance Sky, I'm a bad person now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, I don't know if you're a bad person.

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<v Speaker 4>I just think they want the energy to come out

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<v Speaker 4>of the tunnel walk and I gave it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>I like, I said, the feel free hadn't kicked in.

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<v Speaker 4>I literally was slurping it down. When they're like, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>they need you. Where's the where's the feel free?

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<v Speaker 5>We're not addicted.

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<v Speaker 4>It's I'm not addicted. Give me the feel free, give

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<v Speaker 4>it to me. I can't go out. I can't go

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<v Speaker 4>out and give me the feel free.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel free here, like freaking Jesse from uh

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<v Speaker 3>Saved by the Bell.

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<v Speaker 4>And I slurped down the feel free and and by

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<v Speaker 4>the way, I had a go juice, so I was,

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<v Speaker 4>I was, I was double, I was devile stacking and

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't it wasn't firing yet. I chugged the god juice.

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<v Speaker 4>And then they're calling me and I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>I don't feel I don't feel it. I don't another one,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not working. Then I hit the feel free and

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<v Speaker 4>then I made my way out and tell you what,

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<v Speaker 4>that first go around, I didn't feel it by that

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<v Speaker 4>second one. Maybe baby Bay, baby baby Bay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's when the that's when you start doing the splits.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that is in my growing by. It doesn't. It

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<v Speaker 4>hurts her take deep breaths today. But I don't need

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<v Speaker 4>to take a deep.

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<v Speaker 3>Breath, just take a little baby one.

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<v Speaker 5>So shattered Pelvis, Oh cool, I look.

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<v Speaker 4>Forward to that. I'm looking forward to that. Is that

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<v Speaker 4>to promote one?

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<v Speaker 5>And you're just you're doing this because you're pushing a

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<v Speaker 5>final season, rightister, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Righteous gimp Stones final season four? Yes, season four. I'm

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<v Speaker 4>very gay, very gay. I know what. My wife watched

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<v Speaker 4>the trailer and she's like, wow, you're so gay, You're

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<v Speaker 4>so gay, and I'm like, yeah, my character is fully

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<v Speaker 4>out now and she's like, well, did you have to

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<v Speaker 4>go that gay? And I'm like, well, I don't know that.

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<v Speaker 4>My cousin when he came out, he went from zero

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<v Speaker 4>today hero like overnight.

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<v Speaker 3>Wo dude. It feels good. It feels good to be

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<v Speaker 3>out of the closet.

0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.000
<v Speaker 5>It's you shed you shed the string.

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<v Speaker 4>Shed your headero shell. Yes, it's gone.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 5>We we did this in Game Over Man with Blake's character.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, by the end of the film, there's a freedom

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<v Speaker 3>freedom to it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like a feel freeness.

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<v Speaker 4>There might have been a few think pieces about it,

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<v Speaker 4>but yes, there is a freedom.

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<v Speaker 5>I know. They're like, why does he have to be gay?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, he doesn't have to be. He doesn't have

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<v Speaker 5>to be anything. Nobody has to be straight?

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<v Speaker 4>What no one has to be? Who gives a Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so sick of think pieces, like just some fucking

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<v Speaker 4>guy that works at some dumb ass blog magazine I guess,

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<v Speaker 4>or it used to be a magazine. Now it's only

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<v Speaker 4>online because magazines don't exist, and it's just him having

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<v Speaker 4>to think about ship, having to have a think piece.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got to get the clicks, he's got to get

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<v Speaker 5>the clicks, he's got to drum up the bass.

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<v Speaker 3>So many people are thinking it's crazy too much.

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<v Speaker 5>By the way, Adam, I do like the idea that

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<v Speaker 5>you went so gay on the show, so that like

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<v Speaker 5>whenever clothes like you're so gay, you'd be like, don't

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<v Speaker 5>you Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Straighten me out.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't you make me not get straight? Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you? Straight Yeah, Blake you I've been I've been

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<v Speaker 4>dropping some bombs here earlier. Bone straight out, I get

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<v Speaker 4>no point three three three.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean that straightened me out. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just laughing at the thought of you telling

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<v Speaker 3>your wife just straightened you out, that's why you took

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<v Speaker 3>the role. Well, baby, it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Not why it took it's why he's an amplitude.

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<v Speaker 4>I Danny's so damn funny. He goes my character was

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<v Speaker 4>a closeted gay man from the very first episode, and

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<v Speaker 4>I asked him the first episode was I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if you are or not.

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<v Speaker 6>And then throughout the seasons, I've become progressively more out there,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, gay, and you you pull that that curtain

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<v Speaker 6>back and Danny swears to God, He's like, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, I didn't know that you were gonna be gay.

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<v Speaker 4>It was how you played it, uh, and your relationship

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<v Speaker 4>with Tony Cavallero, and it brought it brought it out.

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<v Speaker 4>In the writer's room, we just wrote to to what

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<v Speaker 4>you guys were doing, and I'm like, what, dude, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You just saw you guys working out like on off days,

0:18:30.800 --> 0:18:32.359
<v Speaker 3>and he's like, yeah, I think I know where to

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<v Speaker 3>take this character.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude. You got to have a workout, buddy. You got

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<v Speaker 4>to have a workout, buddy, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>Right well, And it was cool. Adam would take his

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<v Speaker 5>hand and lead him to the next rack or whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you don't have to hold an in the gym.

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<v Speaker 5>Come over here. We're gonna do some preacher curls.

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<v Speaker 3>Spot me, preacher girls boys, spot me again. You're just

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<v Speaker 3>you're just getting a smoothie.

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<v Speaker 4>Spot me though.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, why are there two straws in the smoothie? It's

0:19:00.160 --> 0:19:01.679
<v Speaker 5>just easier, dude. X.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so last season, last season of the Righteous Gemstone.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, doing a bunch of press doing yeah, doing

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<v Speaker 4>Jimmy Kimmel here soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh cool?

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<v Speaker 4>You know always hell Yeah, it's nice not to have

0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:25.760
<v Speaker 4>to go to New York to get us. Get to

0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:28.840
<v Speaker 4>do it close close to home, you know, La Baby,

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<v Speaker 4>we love it, lay Baby, love it.

0:19:31.920 --> 0:19:33.800
<v Speaker 5>Blake you like l A I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a fan.

0:19:36.560 --> 0:19:38.840
<v Speaker 3>I think I think La is a wonderful place to live.

0:19:38.880 --> 0:19:42.359
<v Speaker 3>We've got some great weather, great people, lots of creatives

0:19:42.359 --> 0:19:46.240
<v Speaker 3>in one place. Nothing shoots here, but that's okay. Well,

0:19:46.280 --> 0:19:50.480
<v Speaker 3>you know it does. Did you guys tune in Adam?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you watched my Jeopardy episode?

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<v Speaker 4>Yea, come on, bro, come on, sorry dude. Com My

0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:03.919
<v Speaker 4>family's here, what they We all would have loved to

0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:06.280
<v Speaker 4>watch it together. We're gonna watch it together tonight. I

0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:09.119
<v Speaker 4>promise you this. I have to write a note. Come on,

0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:11.119
<v Speaker 4>it exists, it's out there. I have to write a

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<v Speaker 4>note for myself. And I could see it on Hulu.

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<v Speaker 5>You could see it on.

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<v Speaker 3>A little for the whole family.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched a thank you Wanders and you as a Scanda.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh man, you broke my goddamn heart.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my goodness, Adams.

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<v Speaker 5>There's only two guys.

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<v Speaker 4>I know, Eric the Red, I know, I know and

0:20:37.200 --> 0:20:39.959
<v Speaker 4>you and you say those two names, and I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I really kind of like I know you Eric the Red.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a Viking, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's like the one Viking. There's two Vikings in

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<v Speaker 3>the realm of history that you need to.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, and those are the Who's who's the other one?

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<v Speaker 3>Leif?

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<v Speaker 4>Eric Jeff Jeff Jeff Jeff the Brown, Jeff the Brown

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<v Speaker 4>and Eric hold the hambro hold on, bro. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think but Leif Ericson. I thought he was a pop

0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.440
<v Speaker 4>star from like the seventies. I did too.

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<v Speaker 5>No, that's Leif Garrett.

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<v Speaker 4>So these these men are named Leif.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, by the way, Leif strong name I had did

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<v Speaker 5>on my list of names, and my dad wrote down

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<v Speaker 5>Leif was on there?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Okay? There did your dad name all three of

0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:30.040
<v Speaker 4>your children? Is that what happened? Your dad made a

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<v Speaker 4>list and you plucked the names from that list or

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<v Speaker 4>my children? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you said no, no, no, the list for my name?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh for for your name. You could have been Leif.

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<v Speaker 3>You would make a really good lead.

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<v Speaker 5>The list is wild, dude, Ragnar is on there.

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<v Speaker 3>Ragnar is too hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you think I would even be close to comedy

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<v Speaker 5>if my name was Ragne?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, dude, you couldn't be with a name like that,

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<v Speaker 4>You couldn't be close to comedy. Yeah, it's not funny.

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<v Speaker 5>That is like to joke about the idea that I

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't joke about.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a Ragnar. There's a baby Ragnar in my child's

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<v Speaker 4>aqua tats swimming class. Okay, baby, and this man who

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<v Speaker 4>swims with him his father. His father is six six

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<v Speaker 4>to sixty to eighty maybe like big Man, big Man

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<v Speaker 4>with the giant like ginally is leaning into his vikiness.

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<v Speaker 3>They all do, are you in character?

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<v Speaker 4>Grew an enormous beard, Like it's just he's standing out

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<v Speaker 4>of the water, but it's it hit it, It swept

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<v Speaker 4>the top of the water, so it's just always dripping.

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<v Speaker 4>His beard is always dripping.

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<v Speaker 5>What's his name?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't catch it because you only say your baby's names.

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<v Speaker 5>What is he just a big ass water polo?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know. I know he's not. There's no water

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<v Speaker 4>polo happening here. This guy's built like a no no,

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<v Speaker 4>but I mean he maybe that guy doesn't float, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>And you're doing you're doing the thing where like babies

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<v Speaker 5>get dropped in water, like in their clothes and you

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<v Speaker 5>like snap.

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<v Speaker 3>And no, I wish your fucking disaster.

0:23:14.200 --> 0:23:16.199
<v Speaker 4>You're like in the water with them and you like

0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:19.440
<v Speaker 4>teach them to roll over, and you like are holding

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<v Speaker 4>them and you like swoop them under the water and

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<v Speaker 4>they come.

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<v Speaker 3>Up and yeah, like pull them under for like three seconds, but.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not they're not in the clothes. They're not in

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<v Speaker 4>their clothes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good there, but nay, I thought that.

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<v Speaker 5>Like graduation ceremony was like you drop them in the

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<v Speaker 5>water in their clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a certain school. This is just like teaching them

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<v Speaker 4>to be comfortable with water at an early age, and

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<v Speaker 4>they're basically teaching them how to swim as early as

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<v Speaker 4>you possibly can.

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<v Speaker 5>Important.

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<v Speaker 3>This is important.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I love it, dude. My Homide Torpia did that

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<v Speaker 5>and his kid is like the best swimmer I know

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<v Speaker 5>right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah that sh It's important.

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<v Speaker 5>Them going from like underwet like you're doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're, we're, we're. I think we started at nine

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<v Speaker 4>or ten months. And uh, boy just turned one.

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<v Speaker 5>Not my damn kids, No fucking soccer goddamn.

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:08.480
<v Speaker 4>Soccer boy turned one. Yes, like happy there was out

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<v Speaker 4>of town or else he would have been there.

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<v Speaker 3>This is true, Happy big boy Kyle.

0:24:14.480 --> 0:24:16.960
<v Speaker 4>I know he was in town. I got no response,

0:24:17.160 --> 0:24:20.960
<v Speaker 4>did not get a response. That didn't didn't hit me back,

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<v Speaker 4>hit me back, yeah, freak send.

0:24:24.600 --> 0:24:25.920
<v Speaker 5>Him an invite, wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Could.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a very fun party, but I was I

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<v Speaker 5>was road tripping.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah you were. Oh did you stop by Anderson's

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<v Speaker 3>pea soup by any chance?

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<v Speaker 4>Can we get it? Drove? Okay? And then you realize

0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 4>that peace soup sounds like a shitty thing to eat

0:24:41.320 --> 0:24:42.320
<v Speaker 4>on a road trip.

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<v Speaker 5>What, dude, that's it. I'm sending you.

0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:48.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm sending you some freaking peace suit. You're gonna lose

0:24:48.480 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 4>your mind.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really good, dude, big ass cubes of ham and

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<v Speaker 5>on a road trip though.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, man, you gotta get that soup Indian.

0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:59.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I I you know, I don't dislike soup. I

0:24:59.080 --> 0:25:02.800
<v Speaker 4>like soup. I like I don't believe on a road trip,

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<v Speaker 4>it doesn't seem like a thing you would quickly grab

0:25:06.640 --> 0:25:10.240
<v Speaker 4>a cup of soup and hit the road, right.

0:25:10.400 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 5>I do like the idea of trying to drink soup

0:25:13.720 --> 0:25:15.080
<v Speaker 5>as you drive with your knee.

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 4>Oh I thought, that's what you're doing. You're grabbing it.

0:25:17.160 --> 0:25:19.119
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, this is not a quick stop.

0:25:19.200 --> 0:25:20.320
<v Speaker 3>This is all you can eat.

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<v Speaker 4>Pea soup.

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:23.600
<v Speaker 3>You're gonna want to You're gonna want to put some time, man,

0:25:23.760 --> 0:25:26.640
<v Speaker 3>you don't want to put some time? Yeah, pea keep

0:25:26.680 --> 0:25:31.720
<v Speaker 3>going back like, oh, you're gonna want a couple bulls,

0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:32.680
<v Speaker 3>my guy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I wish I stopped there. I did have one

0:25:36.480 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 5>on the way up. I split it into like two days,

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<v Speaker 5>like all night and then all the next day, and

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<v Speaker 5>I had one like late night, past ten thirty pm

0:25:46.520 --> 0:25:49.359
<v Speaker 5>stop where I had to charge up and get food.

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:51.720
<v Speaker 5>And I went to a McDonald's for the first time,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't know how many years.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, it's been a while for me either. I can't

0:25:56.480 --> 0:25:58.200
<v Speaker 3>remember the last time I ate McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 5>And listen, this isn't because I'm above no, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just not going to McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 4>Chloe eats McDonald's once a week or at least.

0:26:05.520 --> 0:26:10.160
<v Speaker 5>I got a spicy chicken sandwich, delicious, fucking good. Hell yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>the fries, what do you think? Were the fries good?

0:26:14.480 --> 0:26:16.160
<v Speaker 3>They're great, They're fantastic.

0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:19.239
<v Speaker 5>These fries were garbage.

0:26:19.480 --> 0:26:23.040
<v Speaker 4>Really, because I thought McDonald's thing was their fries, like

0:26:23.040 --> 0:26:24.400
<v Speaker 4>people love their fries. They were.

0:26:24.680 --> 0:26:26.920
<v Speaker 5>I did too. I was like, give me that sweet

0:26:26.960 --> 0:26:29.439
<v Speaker 5>sweet smell and uh didn't hit.

0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:31.879
<v Speaker 3>But then we found out that they were like putting

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<v Speaker 3>beef fat in their fries, and I think they have

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<v Speaker 3>since changed it and the fries have have dipped a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit because they're not stirring around them.

0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:40.840
<v Speaker 5>They're sorry, and they weren't that salty. They used to

0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:41.680
<v Speaker 5>be so salty.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, be fat is what I thought. Well, who

0:26:44.160 --> 0:26:49.000
<v Speaker 4>doesn't like befat vegetarian. Vegetarian, I forget dude, I forget

0:26:49.000 --> 0:26:51.639
<v Speaker 4>about that, right, Yeah you do, I really do. I

0:26:51.680 --> 0:26:52.840
<v Speaker 4>forget about them all the time.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:57.399
<v Speaker 5>Don't go Hey, vegetarians, don't go to McDonald's, go to me.

0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:03.760
<v Speaker 4>I didn't like Sebastian Man of Skalclers on the podcast.

0:27:03.760 --> 0:27:06.880
<v Speaker 4>Thanks you, thanks for joining me to Sebastia. Hey, Sebash,

0:27:07.040 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm a huge fan.

0:27:08.400 --> 0:27:09.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm a huge fan. Dude.

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:11.280
<v Speaker 4>Wow, Blake's a huge fan.

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<v Speaker 5>Hey. Look, I'm just saying, if you're vegan, don't go

0:27:14.880 --> 0:27:15.119
<v Speaker 5>to me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we heard that joke.

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:20.800
<v Speaker 4>We heard that way. You could just repeat the say.

0:27:22.400 --> 0:27:23.840
<v Speaker 5>Hey, you'd be surprised.

0:27:24.480 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 4>Uh.

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:27.159
<v Speaker 5>Actually, I'm not facing it on anything now. I'm just

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.360
<v Speaker 5>trying to say things with an accent that doesn't sound

0:27:29.400 --> 0:27:29.680
<v Speaker 5>like him.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh what else?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, diary, they got a double cheeseburger, they got a

0:27:34.720 --> 0:27:36.280
<v Speaker 5>triple cheeseburger.

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:40.360
<v Speaker 4>If you want a quadruple cheeseburger, don't go to.

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<v Speaker 2>You're winning me over, dude, go to McDonald's.

0:27:45.760 --> 0:27:47.360
<v Speaker 5>That's be's the hook, that's the.

0:27:47.320 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 4>Whole that's right. I understand why he's one of the

0:27:51.040 --> 0:27:53.840
<v Speaker 4>biggest comics in the world. After after that, dude, I

0:27:54.240 --> 0:27:54.640
<v Speaker 4>get it.

0:27:55.400 --> 0:28:00.439
<v Speaker 5>Boyd you want PEPSI products, don't go to mcdumb.

0:28:00.080 --> 0:28:05.439
<v Speaker 3>Don't really good. There's really good, guys.

0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:11.200
<v Speaker 4>We're wow. Blake's Blake's child almost ruined my life by

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:16.320
<v Speaker 4>stealing the keys to my boat and throwing them overboard.

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:17.520
<v Speaker 4>Well we should never leave.

0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 5>You don't have a little floating on your keychen He.

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 3>Does on one, but he doesn't on the other.

0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:25.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't. I do have one and the other broke off.

0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:26.720
<v Speaker 5>Those are like the coolest thing.

0:28:26.840 --> 0:28:29.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, it broke off. It broke off.

0:28:29.080 --> 0:28:34.200
<v Speaker 5>Okay, you don't go if you don't have a floaty

0:28:34.440 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 5>on your keychain, don't go in the water.

0:28:37.440 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 3>You need to replace that. You can't have a key

0:28:39.880 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 3>just sitting there with no no floating on it. You're

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:43.160
<v Speaker 3>asking for trouble.

0:28:43.440 --> 0:28:45.880
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, look at Blake defending his child. I love it.

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.600
<v Speaker 4>I have to. I know, I know, but normally I

0:28:48.640 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 4>don't have three year olds on my boat unattended, unattended

0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 4>like you allowed your child to do.

0:28:56.280 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh, come on, we were me and Isaac were there.

0:28:58.560 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 3>We were just yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Just not watching the children. I'm the kidding.

0:29:04.600 --> 0:29:06.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm kidding. I don't know how it happened. She just

0:29:06.800 --> 0:29:09.600
<v Speaker 3>approached me with two keys in her hand, and I'm like,

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.280
<v Speaker 3>you gotta put those backs.

0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:14.240
<v Speaker 4>That's wild. That's wild that she was able to get

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:17.000
<v Speaker 4>them because it's kind of high up and to get

0:29:17.000 --> 0:29:20.400
<v Speaker 4>them off it was I'm pretty impressed.

0:29:20.440 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 5>She knows what she's doing, dude.

0:29:22.160 --> 0:29:24.120
<v Speaker 3>So I'm like, put them back, and then she put

0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:26.720
<v Speaker 3>one back, and then I heard her go like and

0:29:26.760 --> 0:29:30.400
<v Speaker 3>then of course it fell in the most like random

0:29:30.600 --> 0:29:32.959
<v Speaker 3>little slit in the boat. We thought we had to

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 3>like lift the seats, but there's a whole art deal.

0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 3>We got they got it. They got it, dude.

0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:40.560
<v Speaker 5>Out of all the random slits on the boat, this

0:29:40.680 --> 0:29:41.520
<v Speaker 5>was the most random.

0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 4>Dude.

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 3>You never know. Boats have so many slits. It's crazy.

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Have you noticed how many slits are on your boat?

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:52.960
<v Speaker 4>Too many slits. I never counted the amount of slits

0:29:53.280 --> 0:29:56.120
<v Speaker 4>on my boat. Okay, well you should, but I do

0:29:56.320 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 4>know that there are many slits.

0:29:58.080 --> 0:29:59.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what are you even doing?

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:01.920
<v Speaker 3>Crazy? How many slits are on the boat.

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:05.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm not I'm not count the amount of slits on

0:30:05.120 --> 0:30:08.600
<v Speaker 4>your boat. Don't go to McDonald.

0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:13.840
<v Speaker 5>I don't give honestly, Honestly, dudude, I'm gonna I might

0:30:13.880 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 5>have to fax him a joke.

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:16.480
<v Speaker 3>You gotta have to send him a joke.

0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:17.160
<v Speaker 5>Hey try this.

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 3>You still have his number?

0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:19.480
<v Speaker 4>Can we FaceTime him? Yeah?

0:30:19.480 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 5>I think I do.

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, fatim I like to I like to fat people.

0:30:23.760 --> 0:30:27.560
<v Speaker 3>Just facts, fact beat honey.

0:30:26.640 --> 0:30:31.360
<v Speaker 4>Dude, my wife saved the birthday cake. And I'm like, dude,

0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 4>the birthday cake. Why is everybody turning into the bash?

0:30:35.840 --> 0:30:38.600
<v Speaker 5>And I'm like, who saves the birthday cake?

0:30:38.640 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 4>Birthday cake?

0:30:39.440 --> 0:30:42.000
<v Speaker 5>This is McDonald's.

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:45.320
<v Speaker 4>See your birthday cake. It's easy to slip into. I

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:49.440
<v Speaker 4>get it. Yeah, I understand. I understand why how easily

0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:51.000
<v Speaker 4>you slip slipped into it.

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:54.240
<v Speaker 3>Easy to slip into, tough to master, but.

0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:54.520
<v Speaker 4>Easy to master.

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:58.400
<v Speaker 3>She saved it, dude, Yeah, what's up with that?

0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:01.440
<v Speaker 5>Just because in the end of the night you're saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

0:31:01.640 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 5>You're you're.

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 4>Like, I want a sweet little something, and then there's

0:31:05.200 --> 0:31:09.440
<v Speaker 4>just a fucking delicious, great a birthday cake right there,

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:12.680
<v Speaker 4>and you're like, you know, this is sort of I'm

0:31:12.680 --> 0:31:16.200
<v Speaker 4>sort of paying homage to my son. I'm loving my

0:31:16.360 --> 0:31:18.720
<v Speaker 4>son by eating his birthday cake.

0:31:18.800 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 5>What are you doing?

0:31:22.280 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 3>I love you, Grandma? Your shirt off in the kitchen

0:31:25.680 --> 0:31:26.360
<v Speaker 3>at two am.

0:31:26.640 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 4>I do so much dude, I gained eleven pounds while

0:31:31.640 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 4>in New Orleans over the one week I was six

0:31:34.520 --> 0:31:37.920
<v Speaker 4>days I was there. God stop eating. I mean like,

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:40.720
<v Speaker 4>the weight's just gonna fall off because it's just you know,

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:43.720
<v Speaker 4>beer with I've I've lost like three pounds. I've lost

0:31:43.720 --> 0:31:47.320
<v Speaker 4>like two pounds. It's falling off, all right, that's a falling,

0:31:47.360 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 4>that's a fallen I still have nine pounds.

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 5>Something I might have fallen out when you did the

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:51.880
<v Speaker 5>splits the other day.

0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:55.480
<v Speaker 4>What eight pounds I eat? Because I'm unhoppy when you.

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 5>Gain eleven pounds? Are these different pants?

0:31:58.800 --> 0:32:01.920
<v Speaker 4>These are? I was I was pretty skinny going into it,

0:32:02.320 --> 0:32:06.040
<v Speaker 4>and uh, the pants it was great, a little extort

0:32:06.360 --> 0:32:08.720
<v Speaker 4>wiggle room where you put them on, you feel kind

0:32:08.720 --> 0:32:11.320
<v Speaker 4>of good about yourself. Do you wear a belt? I

0:32:11.360 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 4>do not feel good about myself now in these pants.

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 4>These pants are hanging on by a thread I'm looking

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.719
<v Speaker 4>at I'm starting to like dig out some other pants

0:32:20.720 --> 0:32:23.840
<v Speaker 4>to be like okay, like if I have a big meal,

0:32:24.000 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have to segue into these pants, and that's

0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 4>not a good feeling into the pants.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, Blake. Do you wear a belt?

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<v Speaker 3>I wear a belt.

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 4>I do blake doesn't have like a proper as and

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.160
<v Speaker 4>thighs to hold it up as well.

0:32:39.200 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 3>You know, we're that's proper. That's your body shaming me. Yeah,

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:46.600
<v Speaker 3>I don't give a fuck about that. I'll body shave

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:47.280
<v Speaker 3>all day long.

0:32:47.360 --> 0:32:47.640
<v Speaker 4>Dude.

0:32:47.720 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 5>Stop, but you don't wear a belt, Adam. There's there's

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 5>no belt happening.

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 4>In your world. No, I do not need a belt, dude,

0:32:55.800 --> 0:32:56.680
<v Speaker 4>And what's up with that?

0:32:56.760 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 5>What's up?

0:32:57.400 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 4>No belt? My ass and thighs hold my pants up,

0:32:59.800 --> 0:33:01.240
<v Speaker 4>they're not coming down.

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:03.719
<v Speaker 3>You know, you could use the belt as an area

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 3>to stunt like you know, you're a watchman, a watch guy.

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:11.800
<v Speaker 3>What if you had really really nice belt. No, if

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:15.440
<v Speaker 3>you're a belt belt guy, man, I'm telling you the belt,

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 3>the belt matches the watch. First of all, I don't

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 3>want to be a belt guy.

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:21.360
<v Speaker 4>Why, that's not a thing.

0:33:21.440 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 5>You said you didn't want to have ever own a roller?

0:33:23.160 --> 0:33:25.240
<v Speaker 5>Come on, and here we and here we are.

0:33:25.400 --> 0:33:29.200
<v Speaker 4>That's that's true. Come on, you're right, you're right. I

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:31.720
<v Speaker 4>never never say never. I don't see myself being a

0:33:31.720 --> 0:33:32.040
<v Speaker 4>belt guy.

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:33:32.320 --> 0:33:34.280
<v Speaker 4>Well, the thing is is, if you're a belt guy,

0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 4>you know what your you know what you're doing you're

0:33:36.720 --> 0:33:40.240
<v Speaker 4>showing off your stems. Your stems, that's what you're doing.

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:41.400
<v Speaker 4>You're showing off your legs.

0:33:41.880 --> 0:33:45.000
<v Speaker 3>That's what you try to take. You try to distract

0:33:45.080 --> 0:33:48.160
<v Speaker 3>from your lower hat. Adam, everything is above the belt.

0:33:48.240 --> 0:33:50.240
<v Speaker 5>You have a belt. You're showing off your legs.

0:33:50.320 --> 0:33:54.560
<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's that's taking a shine to the lower lower me.

0:33:54.720 --> 0:33:57.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to hide the lower hat.

0:33:57.320 --> 0:33:59.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I didn't realize that a belt.

0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:00.880
<v Speaker 4>It does.

0:34:02.200 --> 0:34:02.240
<v Speaker 5>It.

0:34:02.720 --> 0:34:05.920
<v Speaker 4>It's breaking you off into two, into two segments.

0:34:06.200 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 5>Break.

0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:11.319
<v Speaker 4>It's just breaking you off off two segments. I don't

0:34:11.320 --> 0:34:12.640
<v Speaker 4>want anyone to realize.

0:34:12.920 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 5>I thought it was highlighting your dick, because it's right there.

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:16.440
<v Speaker 5>It is.

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:19.200
<v Speaker 4>No, you're wrong. You couldn't be more wrong.

0:34:19.440 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 5>You're way off right. It's like a matt. You can't

0:34:22.080 --> 0:34:23.120
<v Speaker 5>see your dick at all.

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:26.640
<v Speaker 4>It's breaking you off into two sections. I want one

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:29.920
<v Speaker 4>flowing section so no one can tell that my lower

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:33.319
<v Speaker 4>half is the exact same length as my torso and

0:34:33.400 --> 0:34:37.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm very very awkwardly shaped. It's science.

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:40.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're isn't that okay?

0:34:40.520 --> 0:34:43.759
<v Speaker 4>Good torso and your No, I think you want to

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:46.040
<v Speaker 4>be the exact same length. No, you would want your

0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:47.200
<v Speaker 4>legs to be a little longer.

0:34:47.560 --> 0:34:49.040
<v Speaker 5>My torso's too long.

0:34:49.160 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 4>Okay, wow, look at my guys. Just take your weirdly.

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:55.239
<v Speaker 4>I didn't realize. And you don't wear a belt. You

0:34:55.280 --> 0:34:59.239
<v Speaker 4>can easily you can like touch your elbows to the ground. Then, wow,

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:02.600
<v Speaker 4>because your torso so long, your legs are tired. What

0:35:02.680 --> 0:35:04.799
<v Speaker 4>in the Jennifer Hudson tunnel did you do?

0:35:05.200 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 5>Brother?

0:35:05.719 --> 0:35:10.240
<v Speaker 4>I'm saying, I'm saying that my torso and my legs

0:35:10.560 --> 0:35:13.040
<v Speaker 4>are the exact same length. Oh my god, so I

0:35:13.080 --> 0:35:15.520
<v Speaker 4>could easily bend over and touch the ground. It really

0:35:15.520 --> 0:35:18.239
<v Speaker 4>has nothing to do with how flexible I am. It's

0:35:18.239 --> 0:35:22.120
<v Speaker 4>the fact that my torso is the same length as

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 4>my legs.

0:35:23.239 --> 0:35:25.439
<v Speaker 3>Okay, and leaving.

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:28.160
<v Speaker 4>And Dura says his torso's longer than his legs, which

0:35:28.200 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 4>I do not believe.

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 3>He's bending over right now.

0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:34.279
<v Speaker 5>And you can touch your elbows to the ground.

0:35:34.360 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, I thought you could because you said

0:35:37.400 --> 0:35:44.120
<v Speaker 4>your torso is feel freezing, and I gotta, I gotta

0:35:44.160 --> 0:35:44.640
<v Speaker 4>take a look.

0:35:45.400 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 5>Anybody anyone touched their elbows?

0:35:48.480 --> 0:35:52.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I could. I could when I was in your elbows. Yeah,

0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 4>that's incredible. When I was like in eighth grade, the

0:35:56.239 --> 0:35:58.439
<v Speaker 4>l part of your bow yeah, yeah, yeah, this part

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:04.760
<v Speaker 4>that's crazy and now I can just pulmit, but that's legit.

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:06.840
<v Speaker 5>I feel like people can't even touch the floor with

0:36:06.880 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 5>their fingertips.

0:36:07.719 --> 0:36:10.360
<v Speaker 4>Well, and that's what I'm saying. I'm I'm awkwardly shaped.

0:36:10.800 --> 0:36:13.440
<v Speaker 4>I had. It's just it's too.

0:36:13.360 --> 0:36:16.359
<v Speaker 5>It's too like, but I don't think that's what that's

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:17.600
<v Speaker 5>what makes your shape awkward.

0:36:17.680 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 3>Just so, oh my god. And Adam is, yeah, you

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:22.760
<v Speaker 3>just grabbed your toes like it was not He just

0:36:22.800 --> 0:36:24.279
<v Speaker 3>put his own cock in his mouth.

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:27.920
<v Speaker 5>Dick real quick, dude, if you're on YouTube.

0:36:27.520 --> 0:36:29.480
<v Speaker 4>You have no idea how many times I've tried.

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:33.799
<v Speaker 3>I think I do. They write it into workaholics, so.

0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:37.480
<v Speaker 4>I don't know if it's more than ten, but it's

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 4>it's more than I think I can. I think I

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:43.480
<v Speaker 4>would say three to five times I can do it.

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:45.000
<v Speaker 4>That was hard for you, though, that.

0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:46.720
<v Speaker 3>Was very hard. I think I tore a ligament.

0:36:46.960 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 5>Right, It's like two times before puberty and then three

0:36:50.640 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 5>or four times after.

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:53.440
<v Speaker 4>Would you say you're sorry?

0:36:53.640 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 5>I was just saying, like, trying to suck your own

0:36:55.400 --> 0:36:57.719
<v Speaker 5>dick is like two times before puberty and then like

0:36:57.960 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 5>three or four seven You're like, I got the length.

0:37:00.520 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 3>Here, right, Yeah, you got to try. The longer your cockits,

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:08.480
<v Speaker 3>the more you're gonna give it a shot.

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:12.320
<v Speaker 4>Birthdays, I like to try one more time. I feel

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:14.279
<v Speaker 4>like if I if I had and I mean maybe

0:37:14.360 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 4>not now because my body has broken, but I bet

0:37:19.080 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 4>if I had an extra inch, if I had an

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:23.919
<v Speaker 4>extra inch, I could I could suck. I could suck

0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 4>my own cock sixty one more inch, I do believe,

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:28.760
<v Speaker 4>at least kind of nibble.

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:30.719
<v Speaker 5>If I had one more inch, That's what I'd be

0:37:30.719 --> 0:37:31.600
<v Speaker 5>doing to that.

0:37:31.600 --> 0:37:34.280
<v Speaker 3>That's it.

0:37:35.520 --> 0:37:37.040
<v Speaker 5>I wish I had one more inch, So yeah, you

0:37:37.080 --> 0:37:38.520
<v Speaker 5>want to just be hitting it right.

0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:40.719
<v Speaker 4>You know it's funny when guys are like, no, I

0:37:40.760 --> 0:37:43.200
<v Speaker 4>would never, dude, I would not do that. I'm like,

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:46.440
<v Speaker 4>it's very You don't have to giz in your own

0:37:46.480 --> 0:37:49.040
<v Speaker 4>mouth obviously, but but you know you would.

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:50.360
<v Speaker 5>You would?

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:51.839
<v Speaker 4>You would?

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:56.640
<v Speaker 5>I mean I got that you feel like, yeah.

0:37:56.840 --> 0:37:59.040
<v Speaker 4>It's slurped down a couple of feel freeze.

0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:03.600
<v Speaker 3>You're feeling free fucking nibble your tip man on, because like,

0:38:04.560 --> 0:38:05.359
<v Speaker 3>what is.

0:38:05.320 --> 0:38:08.000
<v Speaker 5>It even comfortable to do? Like, do you know what

0:38:08.000 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 5>I'm saying?

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:13.440
<v Speaker 3>You work towards it and not everything sexually pleasurable is comfortable.

0:38:13.480 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 5>You know, it's Blake smoking like a like he's got

0:38:16.480 --> 0:38:19.200
<v Speaker 5>a fucking experience. You work towards it.

0:38:20.280 --> 0:38:21.400
<v Speaker 4>It's okay.

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Not everything that feels good is comfortable, you know what

0:38:23.760 --> 0:38:28.400
<v Speaker 3>I mean. Sometimes it's strenuous activity you feel standing.

0:38:29.040 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, everybody's coming. All right, These the hard hitting

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:36.719
<v Speaker 4>cues that we we answer here on This is important.

0:38:36.960 --> 0:38:40.440
<v Speaker 4>This is important, that it's important. We should get my

0:38:40.520 --> 0:38:43.360
<v Speaker 4>dad in here to do another uh the SoundBite.

0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:44.560
<v Speaker 3>We need some more drops.

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:48.799
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I'm just going through the motions here,

0:38:48.800 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, am I realizing too much about us? No?

0:38:53.560 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 3>No, no, are you questioning the entire thincity of the pod?

0:39:00.239 --> 0:39:05.320
<v Speaker 5>Come on, man, you guys, I think I'm off the pod.

0:39:06.520 --> 0:39:10.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm just like, if you're busy blowing yourself, it's

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:14.279
<v Speaker 2>a lot of like effort to like detach yourself from

0:39:14.280 --> 0:39:14.960
<v Speaker 2>what's happening.

0:39:15.160 --> 0:39:18.759
<v Speaker 5>You know, you need another No, not exactly, Adam sitting

0:39:18.800 --> 0:39:21.360
<v Speaker 5>back like I think I figured that.

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:21.920
<v Speaker 3>I think exactly.

0:39:22.000 --> 0:39:25.719
<v Speaker 4>Wait, sorry, well, I understand what you're saying because you're

0:39:25.719 --> 0:39:30.239
<v Speaker 4>like your nose when you're cranking down, when you're jerking off,

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:35.680
<v Speaker 4>you're you're you think you can easily think about what's happened,

0:39:35.800 --> 0:39:39.080
<v Speaker 4>like take yourself somewhere else or like watch Porno or

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.359
<v Speaker 4>or whatever. You could you can go in this bank

0:39:41.400 --> 0:39:44.320
<v Speaker 4>bank and you can be like, okay, this memory or whatever.

0:39:45.600 --> 0:39:48.479
<v Speaker 4>I think it would be harder to think when you're

0:39:49.200 --> 0:39:51.439
<v Speaker 4>slobbing on your knob like corn on the cop.

0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:52.440
<v Speaker 5>That's what I'm saying.

0:39:53.920 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 4>Sluggish bone, sluggish ruggish.

0:39:56.040 --> 0:40:01.239
<v Speaker 5>Bone and Adam, as I said it now, I'm like, yeah,

0:40:01.239 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 5>but then like you find like a.

0:40:02.880 --> 0:40:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Move, then you go that works, yeah, man, I'm saying.

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:11.759
<v Speaker 5>And then and then you go, yeah, like like a

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:14.360
<v Speaker 5>BJ move, like a self J move.

0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 3>Something that like I'm guessing that now now that you

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:20.560
<v Speaker 3>now that we're getting in, I get gritty about this

0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:23.680
<v Speaker 3>and oh blake, can you twist your tongue?

0:40:25.680 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 4>See? And that to me makes me, that makes me not.

0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:32.560
<v Speaker 3>So if you will get walked in on me like

0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:34.400
<v Speaker 3>bent overdunner.

0:40:36.920 --> 0:40:38.520
<v Speaker 5>Training, what are you doing? It kind of.

0:40:38.480 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Looks like yeah, it's just like when a dog kind

0:40:41.200 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 3>of sucked its olf dick? All right, that was.

0:40:48.360 --> 0:40:48.919
<v Speaker 1>Take back.

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:54.480
<v Speaker 3>Haven't you ever seen apologies or haven't you ever seen

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 3>a dog just going after it?

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:56.680
<v Speaker 4>Man?

0:40:57.600 --> 0:40:59.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they're not sucking their dick. They're cleaning it right

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:08.760
<v Speaker 5>sometimes they are, are they?

0:41:09.800 --> 0:41:14.840
<v Speaker 4>So anyways, it was my son's first birthday. Oh okay,

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:16.840
<v Speaker 4>I do have it. So with the cake, with the.

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 3>With the cake thing where you were saying saying saved

0:41:21.520 --> 0:41:24.240
<v Speaker 3>the cake, you're saying like it was just like as leftovers.

0:41:24.280 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 3>You're not like freezing it, like you know, like people

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 3>have an anniversary their weddings and they you.

0:41:28.960 --> 0:41:32.080
<v Speaker 5>Know, although Adam's like first birthday, you can freeze cake,

0:41:32.400 --> 0:41:40.320
<v Speaker 5>freeze cake. Brothers key, it's so good. So this isn't

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:42.239
<v Speaker 5>like I know you're saying, dude, you gotta chuck it.

0:41:42.400 --> 0:41:45.160
<v Speaker 4>This isn't like no, no, no, we absolutely should have

0:41:45.239 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 4>thrown it away right away. I've had cake for three

0:41:49.280 --> 0:41:52.439
<v Speaker 4>three nights in a row, chucket like chucky, you gotta

0:41:52.480 --> 0:41:54.719
<v Speaker 4>get rid of that good the am I doing and

0:41:54.760 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 4>it's fucking I was trying to find the woman's name

0:41:57.840 --> 0:41:59.919
<v Speaker 4>who made us his cake because he was so good.

0:42:00.080 --> 0:42:03.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, yeah, well, I'm like this is too real,

0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:03.759
<v Speaker 4>you know.

0:42:04.000 --> 0:42:05.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:42:05.160 --> 0:42:07.680
<v Speaker 5>Levana's was filming in the neighborhood the other day and

0:42:07.680 --> 0:42:11.680
<v Speaker 5>stopped by with like donuts and coffee from Crafty just

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.960
<v Speaker 5>to like hang and I was like, don't mind if

0:42:14.000 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 5>I do crushed a donut, maybe two, and then he

0:42:17.680 --> 0:42:20.959
<v Speaker 5>left like two or three, and they've just been here

0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:23.239
<v Speaker 5>and I'm just I go over the knife, you know,

0:42:23.280 --> 0:42:26.120
<v Speaker 5>I cut up. I'm lying.

0:42:26.400 --> 0:42:29.239
<v Speaker 4>That's a trick with donuts, dude, is you take You're like,

0:42:29.280 --> 0:42:30.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to have the whole thing. Then you

0:42:30.719 --> 0:42:34.480
<v Speaker 4>cut off like a little, you know, a fourth and

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:36.239
<v Speaker 4>you're like, oh, it's just a little bite, and then

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:38.839
<v Speaker 4>fourth meal. Then in the little later in the day

0:42:38.880 --> 0:42:40.800
<v Speaker 4>you're like, well, I'm gonna have a couple of coffee,

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:42.520
<v Speaker 4>so I might as well have a little and then

0:42:42.560 --> 0:42:45.799
<v Speaker 4>you chunk. And then later in the evening you're like,

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:47.799
<v Speaker 4>it's just half a donut. It's not much. And then

0:42:47.840 --> 0:42:50.240
<v Speaker 4>then you ate a donut. Then you just had a donut.

0:42:50.280 --> 0:42:54.120
<v Speaker 5>The biggest truth teller is when you you're like, not

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 5>going to finish it, not gonna eat that last one.

0:42:56.360 --> 0:42:58.759
<v Speaker 5>Then you go in there later that night and it's

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 5>gone and you're like, who fucking hate that? Yeah, obviously

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 5>it's mine?

0:43:03.600 --> 0:43:06.840
<v Speaker 4>Who ate? Or how about this? Have you thrown away

0:43:07.239 --> 0:43:08.840
<v Speaker 4>donuts or cookies or whatever?

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 5>I did?

0:43:09.160 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 4>I had to and then gone back in the trash

0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:16.400
<v Speaker 4>and gone trash donuts because I have I have?

0:43:16.520 --> 0:43:17.600
<v Speaker 5>Are you racon no?

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:19.919
<v Speaker 4>I have? Dude? Wow? You know you know what sent

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:22.920
<v Speaker 4>me over the edge in when I was obese, when

0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:26.959
<v Speaker 4>I was battling obesity on on tour and after tour,

0:43:27.520 --> 0:43:31.759
<v Speaker 4>uh is when I had my last hip surgery and

0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:36.319
<v Speaker 4>Adam Rays as recovery for my hip surgery, gave me

0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:40.920
<v Speaker 4>two dozen donuts. That's a psychotic amount of donuts. That's it.

0:43:40.960 --> 0:43:42.480
<v Speaker 5>That's crazy for one person.

0:43:42.560 --> 0:43:46.320
<v Speaker 4>He's a sweetheart, he's a good man. Doctor phil prescribe

0:43:46.360 --> 0:43:51.040
<v Speaker 4>me some two dozen donuts. And so then then I'm like,

0:43:51.080 --> 0:43:53.520
<v Speaker 4>I have all these donuts. I'm like, dude, And and

0:43:53.560 --> 0:43:55.080
<v Speaker 4>then Chloe's like, well, do you want me to throw

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:56.880
<v Speaker 4>them away? And I'm like, yes, throw them away? No,

0:43:57.080 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 4>And then she throws them away and I'm like, well not,

0:43:58.880 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 4>we should save some of them. She's like, Okay, save

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:02.680
<v Speaker 4>the ones you like. And I'm like, well, let's just

0:44:02.719 --> 0:44:04.800
<v Speaker 4>save all of them for now, and she's like okay.

0:44:05.080 --> 0:44:07.799
<v Speaker 4>And then so now I have two dozen donuts. I

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:10.360
<v Speaker 4>ate all of them, dude. And then finally when I

0:44:10.440 --> 0:44:12.480
<v Speaker 4>got back to like the last like three or four,

0:44:12.640 --> 0:44:14.960
<v Speaker 4>and they're stale, at this point, because two dozen is

0:44:15.000 --> 0:44:17.560
<v Speaker 4>an insane yeah, not even good, right, Yeah.

0:44:17.440 --> 0:44:20.040
<v Speaker 5>Because they're the bready kind and not the.

0:44:19.560 --> 0:44:22.839
<v Speaker 4>They're they're the all kinds. They're the all kinds. But

0:44:22.880 --> 0:44:24.560
<v Speaker 4>they but it took me a couple of weeks to

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:25.760
<v Speaker 4>get through two dozen.

0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:26.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's a lot.

0:44:27.000 --> 0:44:29.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And so did you throw the garbage out? Dude?

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 4>So then we put it through them away. There was

0:44:32.840 --> 0:44:36.120
<v Speaker 4>stuff on top of them that I took off this

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:39.879
<v Speaker 4>he was gross. It was fucking disgusting. And I still

0:44:40.040 --> 0:44:40.480
<v Speaker 4>ate the doughnut.

0:44:40.520 --> 0:44:42.320
<v Speaker 5>Have we done this? Top three donuts?

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:45.240
<v Speaker 4>By the way, I'd like to call out Simply Sweet

0:44:45.320 --> 0:44:49.640
<v Speaker 4>Cakes here in Orange County. They made they made my

0:44:49.920 --> 0:44:54.239
<v Speaker 4>son's birthday cake. Okay, simply sweets cake. Look at look

0:44:54.280 --> 0:44:57.719
<v Speaker 4>at that, Jesus stop, that's elite level.

0:44:57.840 --> 0:45:01.359
<v Speaker 3>It's beautiful. It's beautiful and it's beautiful. What's the what's

0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:03.520
<v Speaker 3>the I was on? Is it cake? I should know this?

0:45:03.640 --> 0:45:06.399
<v Speaker 3>What is it fon fontt or what is that the

0:45:06.520 --> 0:45:08.359
<v Speaker 3>frosting ship that you sculpt with.

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.279
<v Speaker 4>I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. It's

0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:12.360
<v Speaker 4>a cake to me, it's.

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:14.880
<v Speaker 3>The frosting that the frosting that you.

0:45:14.719 --> 0:45:17.399
<v Speaker 4>Like, sculp I will say I thought that the basketball

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:21.640
<v Speaker 4>was cake, not cake. The outside shell was a frosting

0:45:22.040 --> 0:45:28.640
<v Speaker 4>and then it was SyRI syrofoam and wasn't delicious. Is

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:31.480
<v Speaker 4>it cake? But the rest of it was It's science.

0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:33.920
<v Speaker 5>Blake, give me your top three doughnuts, Blazer.

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:37.040
<v Speaker 4>Look at this child eating. Look at him. He's living

0:45:37.080 --> 0:45:38.759
<v Speaker 4>his best fucking life. Yeah.

0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:42.360
<v Speaker 3>I love that he had the Jack Nicholson sunglasses. My

0:45:42.480 --> 0:45:46.440
<v Speaker 3>top three donuts. I love a maple bar, of course.

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:52.360
<v Speaker 3>I like anything like a like a a blueberry fritter.

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:55.040
<v Speaker 5>Pecificity helped blueberry fritter interesting.

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:58.160
<v Speaker 3>And then you know the they're called crollers. They're like

0:45:58.200 --> 0:46:00.120
<v Speaker 3>the ones that are like Eggy.

0:45:59.840 --> 0:46:01.920
<v Speaker 4>And the middle my number one very good.

0:46:02.200 --> 0:46:04.320
<v Speaker 3>Very yummyum yum yum yum yum yummy. What are the

0:46:04.440 --> 0:46:06.839
<v Speaker 3>I like a bear claw delicious.

0:46:07.440 --> 0:46:11.840
<v Speaker 4>I like a classic glaze because they're very easy to

0:46:11.960 --> 0:46:15.760
<v Speaker 4>warm back up and then they are they can be old,

0:46:15.960 --> 0:46:18.080
<v Speaker 4>they can be I should have saved those for the end,

0:46:18.440 --> 0:46:20.560
<v Speaker 4>because then you can warm them back up and they're

0:46:20.600 --> 0:46:23.839
<v Speaker 4>immediately they're back to the start again. Adam, spritz them

0:46:23.880 --> 0:46:26.120
<v Speaker 4>with a little water, pose it down a little bit.

0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:28.480
<v Speaker 4>You're saying, just like well you think I'm joking it.

0:46:28.560 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 5>That does help, Okay, Okay, but I hope, I hope

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:34.800
<v Speaker 5>you don't do it not old fashioned?

0:46:34.840 --> 0:46:38.239
<v Speaker 3>You're saying, like classic, like just the circle glaze, yeah,

0:46:38.320 --> 0:46:41.560
<v Speaker 3>circle glazes? Yeah, yeah, okay, gotcha? What is that? Not cake?

0:46:41.840 --> 0:46:44.719
<v Speaker 4>And then and then I like, uh, I mean this

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:47.880
<v Speaker 4>is very specific, but there was like a okay, a

0:46:48.120 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 4>gram cracker cake donut.

0:46:51.040 --> 0:46:54.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, don't you okay.

0:46:54.320 --> 0:46:59.960
<v Speaker 4>It was fucking delicious from wherever got me? These don't

0:47:00.000 --> 0:47:06.080
<v Speaker 4>that's it? They? I mean, maybe do they ship to

0:47:06.320 --> 0:47:08.720
<v Speaker 4>Orange County, California do donuts?

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:10.959
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the voodoos are starting to pop up, they're starting

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:14.680
<v Speaker 3>to populate. It was, it was it was very specifically Portland,

0:47:14.719 --> 0:47:17.120
<v Speaker 3>I think, but now it was yeah, yeah, now it's

0:47:17.120 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 3>all over the place.

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:22.319
<v Speaker 4>I remember I remember being drunk standing in line at

0:47:22.360 --> 0:47:25.080
<v Speaker 4>a donut shop at like three am and or two

0:47:25.160 --> 0:47:29.000
<v Speaker 4>am or whatever time, and uh and then just being

0:47:29.080 --> 0:47:30.920
<v Speaker 4>kind of mad at us where I'm like, what are

0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:33.839
<v Speaker 4>we doing? We fucking partied all night and now we're

0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:37.080
<v Speaker 4>standing in line in the cold to get donuts, Like

0:47:37.160 --> 0:47:41.680
<v Speaker 4>this is inappropriate, This is the way this is. You're

0:47:41.680 --> 0:47:43.719
<v Speaker 4>above You're above that obesity.

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:46.919
<v Speaker 3>This is you like to get your top three off

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:48.160
<v Speaker 3>or what not?

0:47:48.200 --> 0:47:48.439
<v Speaker 5>Telling?

0:47:48.600 --> 0:47:53.919
<v Speaker 4>Okay, my number one, number one.

0:47:55.040 --> 0:47:56.360
<v Speaker 5>Number one's got to be the crawler.

0:47:56.480 --> 0:47:58.319
<v Speaker 3>Okay, gotta be the coroller. Boy?

0:47:58.400 --> 0:47:58.759
<v Speaker 4>Is that like?

0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:00.560
<v Speaker 5>Because I never feel bad about it.

0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:04.000
<v Speaker 3>They're very light, They're very like there's a U in there.

0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:04.560
<v Speaker 4>Croller.

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:06.920
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I would not know how to spell it.

0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:09.680
<v Speaker 3>Croller krall like the movie.

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:14.000
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna look up a roller, Adam. It's it's a

0:48:14.040 --> 0:48:16.640
<v Speaker 5>glazed donut, but it's a little more like egg.

0:48:16.760 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's so delicious.

0:48:19.640 --> 0:48:20.720
<v Speaker 5>That's my number one.

0:48:21.120 --> 0:48:23.720
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, those are those are good. Those are good.

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:24.840
<v Speaker 4>You're not wrong.

0:48:25.160 --> 0:48:26.720
<v Speaker 3>They look like monster truck tires.

0:48:26.760 --> 0:48:29.000
<v Speaker 5>As the list goes on, these are the ones that

0:48:29.080 --> 0:48:32.799
<v Speaker 5>bring me more shame. Okay, uh, the next one has

0:48:32.880 --> 0:48:35.839
<v Speaker 5>to be just uh jelly.

0:48:37.120 --> 0:48:40.200
<v Speaker 4>Oh dude, what did I do? What did I do? Jelly? Dude?

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:42.520
<v Speaker 3>What did I do? I don't funk with that. I

0:48:42.520 --> 0:48:45.319
<v Speaker 3>don't think you don't jelly.

0:48:45.200 --> 0:48:47.480
<v Speaker 5>And I don't. I don't like powdered jelly. I like

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:48.960
<v Speaker 5>glazed powdered.

0:48:49.000 --> 0:48:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh you're saying powdered donut with jelly inside.

0:48:51.880 --> 0:48:58.839
<v Speaker 5>I like jelly, A glazed jelly, raspberry, strawberry, whatever. Number three,

0:49:00.080 --> 0:49:04.760
<v Speaker 5>it's gotta be any Claire like the Long John stuff

0:49:04.840 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 5>with the cream.

0:49:05.920 --> 0:49:08.120
<v Speaker 4>The fact that you know the names of all the

0:49:08.360 --> 0:49:11.879
<v Speaker 4>it's and I'm a big French guy, I guess because

0:49:11.880 --> 0:49:19.040
<v Speaker 4>I'm up here with the Crullers that you Claires. Okay, yeah,

0:49:19.040 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't really do anything for me. I don't like

0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:24.760
<v Speaker 4>a Boston cream. I like the Long John shaped.

0:49:24.880 --> 0:49:27.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the bar, the.

0:49:27.320 --> 0:49:29.839
<v Speaker 4>Bar cream pile, another inch of cream pile.

0:49:30.160 --> 0:49:33.640
<v Speaker 3>This is the way. Absolutely well. Yeah, I think I

0:49:33.640 --> 0:49:35.560
<v Speaker 3>think I like Adam's top three a little better. But

0:49:35.800 --> 0:49:37.600
<v Speaker 3>you have a lot of ship in the middle of yours,

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:38.520
<v Speaker 3>which just kind of weird.

0:49:38.800 --> 0:49:44.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't even remember yours. It doesn't matter, you don't

0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:49.160
<v Speaker 4>doesn't matter. I remember you said donuts your favorite dessert.

0:49:49.320 --> 0:49:52.640
<v Speaker 4>Because if we're just going to desserts, dessert first, my

0:49:52.680 --> 0:49:57.359
<v Speaker 4>favorite breakfast, I would have to go m I would

0:49:57.360 --> 0:50:03.440
<v Speaker 4>have to go either pie or cookies. M okay, great ass?

0:50:04.080 --> 0:50:06.280
<v Speaker 5>Okay? And what pie are we talking about here? Poon

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:09.840
<v Speaker 5>tang pie they were talking about hair pie.

0:50:10.880 --> 0:50:16.680
<v Speaker 4>Would have to put that first. Yes, I would go, uh,

0:50:17.280 --> 0:50:23.359
<v Speaker 4>I'm not a doughnut pie, A Dutch apple, a dunge apple, pie. Huh.

0:50:23.520 --> 0:50:26.040
<v Speaker 4>I'd like to see your Dutch and you put a

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:30.680
<v Speaker 4>little ice cream on it. I also like cherry cheesecake pie.

0:50:31.280 --> 0:50:33.120
<v Speaker 5>What the cherry cheese?

0:50:33.160 --> 0:50:34.840
<v Speaker 3>Is it a cheesecake or is it a pie?

0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:36.520
<v Speaker 5>Pie? Isn't that just cheesecake?

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:37.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:39.600
<v Speaker 4>I feel like you're cheese with cherry.

0:50:40.600 --> 0:50:41.680
<v Speaker 5>I know, but that's not a pie.

0:50:41.719 --> 0:50:45.640
<v Speaker 3>We're off, We're off. The cheesecakes not a pie. Maybe,

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:46.480
<v Speaker 3>why isn't it?

0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:49.120
<v Speaker 4>I guess you're right. I always considered it a pie.

0:50:49.200 --> 0:50:51.440
<v Speaker 3>Why isn't it It has a crust like stuff.

0:50:51.480 --> 0:50:52.920
<v Speaker 5>They would call it cheese pie.

0:50:53.560 --> 0:50:55.000
<v Speaker 4>That sounds gross.

0:50:55.160 --> 0:50:56.080
<v Speaker 3>That sounds gross.

0:50:56.560 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 5>Cheese pie sounds gross.

0:50:58.320 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 3>Cheese pie doesn't sound as good as cheesecakes.

0:51:01.239 --> 0:51:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Pie does not sound good. Dude, cheese sound.

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:05.920
<v Speaker 5>You guys have been conditioned.

0:51:05.960 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 3>You have.

0:51:08.920 --> 0:51:11.080
<v Speaker 5>For your mind.

0:51:12.440 --> 0:51:15.480
<v Speaker 4>Okay, hey, I look up is cherry cheese? And then

0:51:15.520 --> 0:51:19.680
<v Speaker 4>it filled in Is cherry cheesecake a pie? And the

0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:24.359
<v Speaker 4>answer is no? And I and I trust what does say? Yeah? No? No?

0:51:24.640 --> 0:51:25.560
<v Speaker 4>AI said.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:31.600
<v Speaker 3>No, Yeah, it's cheesecake. Okay, you know what's good? Is

0:51:31.680 --> 0:51:32.719
<v Speaker 3>cheesecake ice cream?

0:51:32.840 --> 0:51:33.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh? No?

0:51:33.480 --> 0:51:33.640
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 4>And then Reddit says it is a pie? Well, Reddit

0:51:37.760 --> 0:51:41.600
<v Speaker 4>doesn't well, this is a I that answered the fucking question. Dude.

0:51:41.600 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't trust A. I trust A. I over read it.

0:51:44.280 --> 0:51:46.680
<v Speaker 4>No, dude, no, dude, because I use AI all the

0:51:46.760 --> 0:51:51.120
<v Speaker 4>time to cheat on wordle and uh, I you know

0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:56.319
<v Speaker 4>you guys play wordle. No wow, dude, Oh dude, I've

0:51:56.360 --> 0:51:59.719
<v Speaker 4>been playing wordle. It's it's very fun. But sometimes I

0:51:59.800 --> 0:52:02.719
<v Speaker 4>like a cheat. Uh and so what's the.

0:52:02.680 --> 0:52:04.799
<v Speaker 3>Point of the game. That sounds like it's a game

0:52:04.800 --> 0:52:06.960
<v Speaker 3>you play against yourself. You're cheating yourself at that.

0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:09.359
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no no. I go against my sister and

0:52:09.400 --> 0:52:12.480
<v Speaker 4>my mother in law and uh and they were They've

0:52:12.480 --> 0:52:15.000
<v Speaker 4>been on a real hot streak lately. So I'm like going, like,

0:52:15.080 --> 0:52:21.800
<v Speaker 4>I can't let these bitches win. I can't interesting, I cannotcake.

0:52:22.719 --> 0:52:25.720
<v Speaker 4>So then I use AI to figure it out. AI

0:52:25.840 --> 0:52:28.040
<v Speaker 4>is so dumb, dude, it's so dumb and just it

0:52:28.120 --> 0:52:30.040
<v Speaker 4>can't figure this ship out. And then I have to

0:52:30.080 --> 0:52:33.520
<v Speaker 4>use my brain and then I figure it out. Oh yeah, bitch,

0:52:33.600 --> 0:52:34.120
<v Speaker 4>I don't like.

0:52:34.080 --> 0:52:37.360
<v Speaker 5>Word because the first one is just a random guess.

0:52:37.440 --> 0:52:39.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, yeah. You you have your your go to

0:52:40.120 --> 0:52:41.759
<v Speaker 4>word that you start with that you think is a

0:52:41.760 --> 0:52:44.400
<v Speaker 4>good word. Using a lot of what's your what's your

0:52:44.480 --> 0:52:45.600
<v Speaker 4>go to water?

0:52:46.080 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 3>Nice dude, that's that's kind of you love watery love water.

0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:54.640
<v Speaker 4>I kind of don't think AI is right because is

0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:57.600
<v Speaker 4>cheesecake considered a cake or a pie? It is based.

0:52:57.840 --> 0:53:00.680
<v Speaker 4>It is a baked filling inside a crust, so it

0:53:00.840 --> 0:53:05.239
<v Speaker 4>is a pie. It is a custard pie. There we go.

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:09.600
<v Speaker 5>Are you still in character? I think, by the way,

0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:14.359
<v Speaker 5>cherry cheesecake as opposed to what are we saying strawberries?

0:53:15.160 --> 0:53:19.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm a cherry boy. You know what, Blake, I fucking cared, dude.

0:53:19.480 --> 0:53:22.400
<v Speaker 4>We're talking about desserts. I know, like I said, Dutch apple,

0:53:22.520 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 4>I said cherry cheesecake.

0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:26.279
<v Speaker 5>I got a feeling. Blake's a key lime pie. Guy.

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:29.560
<v Speaker 3>I love key lime pie. If it's usually it's very good.

0:53:29.560 --> 0:53:31.800
<v Speaker 4>I like that you're kind of a key lime pie

0:53:32.200 --> 0:53:33.000
<v Speaker 4>as a human.

0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:36.160
<v Speaker 3>Really, why because you imagine me living on a boat

0:53:36.160 --> 0:53:37.960
<v Speaker 3>in the Keys in the Florida keyth No.

0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:40.239
<v Speaker 5>Because I would, I would take a spoon you up?

0:53:42.120 --> 0:53:42.560
<v Speaker 5>Good bye?

0:53:42.680 --> 0:53:43.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh god.

0:53:43.560 --> 0:53:45.080
<v Speaker 4>Well, you're a little zesty, dude.

0:53:45.120 --> 0:53:47.200
<v Speaker 5>You're a little you got a little gram cracker crust

0:53:47.239 --> 0:53:47.960
<v Speaker 5>to Okay.

0:53:47.840 --> 0:53:48.800
<v Speaker 4>You're a little zesty.

0:53:48.920 --> 0:53:51.320
<v Speaker 3>Okay. I love a good key lime pie. They're usually

0:53:51.480 --> 0:53:54.319
<v Speaker 3>very good. At steakhouses. Oh man, give it to me.

0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:58.360
<v Speaker 5>They're like, and sir, what steak would you like?

0:53:58.600 --> 0:54:00.719
<v Speaker 4>But you don't give it to you because you're not

0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:03.759
<v Speaker 4>at steakhouses, because you don't eat food. No, I don't

0:54:04.080 --> 0:54:06.799
<v Speaker 4>know steak I do. I don't love.

0:54:07.160 --> 0:54:09.680
<v Speaker 3>I don't love steakhouses. I'm not a super steak guy.

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:12.040
<v Speaker 3>I lean more towards the pork chop.

0:54:12.600 --> 0:54:15.120
<v Speaker 4>Sure, I usually have those that are steakhouse.

0:54:15.239 --> 0:54:16.919
<v Speaker 3>That's what I usually order. It is a pork chop

0:54:17.440 --> 0:54:20.360
<v Speaker 3>or like a little little chicken or something, or a

0:54:20.400 --> 0:54:21.240
<v Speaker 3>wedd salad.

0:54:21.280 --> 0:54:23.080
<v Speaker 5>I love learning about man.

0:54:23.280 --> 0:54:24.080
<v Speaker 3>We're still learning.

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:25.800
<v Speaker 5>I've known you so long and I'm still learning.

0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:30.000
<v Speaker 3>Still learning because we never listen. We never listened to.

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<v Speaker 5>We spent ten years kind of being like, yeah, but no,

0:54:32.120 --> 0:54:33.560
<v Speaker 5>I have this thing from my childhood.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, dude, listen to my favorite donut and

0:54:36.600 --> 0:54:38.560
<v Speaker 3>it's like, what was mine? I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 4>I have no idea. I have no idea. And hey,

0:54:41.040 --> 0:54:44.160
<v Speaker 4>by the way, miney change tomorrow. Because I kind of

0:54:44.200 --> 0:54:46.080
<v Speaker 4>just make shit up. I kind of make shit up.

0:54:46.200 --> 0:54:47.000
<v Speaker 4>I love you, guys.

0:54:47.120 --> 0:54:49.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't remember half the stuff we talked about Yeah,

0:54:49.840 --> 0:54:50.479
<v Speaker 3>no me neither.

0:54:50.520 --> 0:54:53.800
<v Speaker 4>People will come up and bring up very specific stuff

0:54:53.880 --> 0:54:57.760
<v Speaker 4>about the show, and uh, I won't know. I won't

0:54:57.760 --> 0:54:59.279
<v Speaker 4>know what the hell they're talking about. Don't bring up

0:54:59.280 --> 0:55:02.000
<v Speaker 4>an episode. I kind of will be like, I just

0:55:02.080 --> 0:55:05.480
<v Speaker 4>want to remember that. I don't really remember this story

0:55:05.560 --> 0:55:06.200
<v Speaker 4>that well.

0:55:06.400 --> 0:55:07.839
<v Speaker 5>You're like, I have a one year old.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't. I'm a dad, like I have okay, and

0:55:12.239 --> 0:55:14.280
<v Speaker 4>we're on the roof drinking beers.

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<v Speaker 5>What the okay doesn't sound funny to me. I don't

0:55:19.560 --> 0:55:20.040
<v Speaker 5>like that.

0:55:20.040 --> 0:55:21.080
<v Speaker 3>That's sound dangerous.

0:55:21.440 --> 0:55:24.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, uh seems like And then people come up about

0:55:24.600 --> 0:55:27.120
<v Speaker 4>the podcast, so talk about the podcast and talk about it,

0:55:27.160 --> 0:55:29.480
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, this is even worse. We're just verbal

0:55:29.600 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 4>diarrhene up here. We've done two hundred plus episodes. I

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:35.200
<v Speaker 4>don't know what the fuck we've talked about diary.

0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:37.120
<v Speaker 3>I remember a lot.

0:55:37.200 --> 0:55:39.120
<v Speaker 4>And then when people kind of give a ship me

0:55:39.600 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 4>give me ship for retelling a story, I'm like, dude,

0:55:43.280 --> 0:55:45.879
<v Speaker 4>we've been doing this for It'll be five years now

0:55:46.120 --> 0:55:48.520
<v Speaker 4>and a crazy month and yeah, I think in a

0:55:48.520 --> 0:55:50.560
<v Speaker 4>few months it'll be five years.

0:55:50.680 --> 0:55:53.280
<v Speaker 3>That's crazy that it's important.

0:55:52.920 --> 0:55:57.520
<v Speaker 4>Which is insane. We're all visibly older. It's really been fun.

0:55:57.600 --> 0:55:59.080
<v Speaker 5>My hairline is getting crazy.

0:55:59.320 --> 0:56:02.799
<v Speaker 3>It looks good. You guys look better than every No.

0:56:03.000 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 5>By the way, I got a haircut the other day

0:56:04.600 --> 0:56:06.320
<v Speaker 5>and my kid I picked him up from school, my

0:56:06.320 --> 0:56:09.239
<v Speaker 5>three year old, and he goes, Daddy, what shape is

0:56:09.239 --> 0:56:09.640
<v Speaker 5>your hair?

0:56:09.760 --> 0:56:09.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:56:10.000 --> 0:56:12.359
<v Speaker 5>No. I was like, that's just a cool, like three

0:56:12.400 --> 0:56:13.120
<v Speaker 5>year old brain.

0:56:13.600 --> 0:56:16.080
<v Speaker 4>I like that. You know, he's got fifty eight words

0:56:16.080 --> 0:56:18.040
<v Speaker 4>to use, and he's like, what shape is your brain?

0:56:19.120 --> 0:56:24.080
<v Speaker 5>And I'm like hair, and I'm like, what shape? What

0:56:24.160 --> 0:56:24.960
<v Speaker 5>shape is my brain?

0:56:25.000 --> 0:56:25.080
<v Speaker 2>In?

0:56:26.680 --> 0:56:29.319
<v Speaker 4>I love that. That's funny. I can't wait. I can't

0:56:29.360 --> 0:56:32.879
<v Speaker 4>wait for bo to start throwing out some good, some

0:56:33.080 --> 0:56:35.799
<v Speaker 4>real funny words. He's still working with a dad, Dad, dad, dad.

0:56:35.960 --> 0:56:39.319
<v Speaker 4>You know that's his number one stunner. Now that's good.

0:56:39.400 --> 0:56:42.200
<v Speaker 4>At least his dad he did. He does a roof

0:56:42.520 --> 0:56:43.439
<v Speaker 4>when he sees a dog.

0:56:44.120 --> 0:56:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh the barks, he goes roof.

0:56:47.400 --> 0:56:49.439
<v Speaker 4>That's which is pretty tight.

0:56:50.840 --> 0:56:52.959
<v Speaker 3>You guys gotta go. Have you been to a zoo yet?

0:56:53.200 --> 0:56:55.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I took him to the Santa Anna Zoo, which

0:56:55.960 --> 0:56:59.360
<v Speaker 4>is a zoo down here in Orange County. Don't go okay,

0:56:59.440 --> 0:57:02.399
<v Speaker 4>it's a gar bid zoo. Shouldn't even call itself a zoo.

0:57:02.480 --> 0:57:05.720
<v Speaker 4>They should call it. Hey, come see these empty cages

0:57:05.800 --> 0:57:09.279
<v Speaker 4>but no animals in it, right, it's fucking depressing it.

0:57:09.360 --> 0:57:13.279
<v Speaker 4>I come from Omaha, Nebraska. The Henry Doiley Zoo is

0:57:13.320 --> 0:57:19.040
<v Speaker 4>one of the top premiere zoos in the country. San Diego, Austin,

0:57:19.120 --> 0:57:21.960
<v Speaker 4>San Diego, great company.

0:57:23.160 --> 0:57:26.240
<v Speaker 5>There's also just one guy in Nevada who's ranch ship.

0:57:26.480 --> 0:57:27.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm sure Tiger King.

0:57:28.000 --> 0:57:29.760
<v Speaker 4>See that's the ship I would like to go see.

0:57:29.800 --> 0:57:33.720
<v Speaker 4>It's like the weird, the bootleg, the back alley zoos

0:57:33.720 --> 0:57:36.800
<v Speaker 4>where you might get attacked by something. Yeah, that could

0:57:36.840 --> 0:57:38.320
<v Speaker 4>get I'd like to bring my son to.

0:57:38.280 --> 0:57:41.840
<v Speaker 5>The I'm still gonna send it. That's the kind of

0:57:41.880 --> 0:57:43.840
<v Speaker 5>place you go where the guy's like and in here

0:57:43.880 --> 0:57:46.920
<v Speaker 5>I got my biggest tiger h he's a.

0:57:47.280 --> 0:57:54.760
<v Speaker 4>Runner some somewhere the doors open cars. Yeah.

0:57:55.080 --> 0:57:57.680
<v Speaker 3>God, that was one of the best amazing Jonathan bits

0:57:57.680 --> 0:58:01.560
<v Speaker 3>where he's like reaches gets his basket, like the cobra

0:58:01.760 --> 0:58:03.840
<v Speaker 3>is one of the deadliest snakes, and then he tripped

0:58:04.040 --> 0:58:07.640
<v Speaker 3>and he's like he just moved on to the next joke. Amazing,

0:58:07.720 --> 0:58:11.240
<v Speaker 3>Jonathan shout out the dude. I love that guy.

0:58:11.520 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 4>You guys loved amazing.

0:58:12.760 --> 0:58:16.160
<v Speaker 3>I never really watched Look, if you haven't seen his

0:58:16.240 --> 0:58:18.360
<v Speaker 3>special on Comedy Central, go watch it.

0:58:18.520 --> 0:58:19.440
<v Speaker 4>He is so funny.

0:58:19.760 --> 0:58:20.520
<v Speaker 5>I got her forces.

0:58:21.240 --> 0:58:25.400
<v Speaker 4>Oh so he was your that of that generation. There

0:58:25.480 --> 0:58:30.320
<v Speaker 4>was amazing Jonathan. There was obviously Gallagher Gallagher too.

0:58:30.760 --> 0:58:31.240
<v Speaker 3>Y uh.

0:58:31.840 --> 0:58:35.840
<v Speaker 4>There was Penn and Teller, which is a little different speed.

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:40.920
<v Speaker 4>But Carrot Top. Yeah, of those magic, Yeah they're magic.

0:58:41.160 --> 0:58:44.160
<v Speaker 3>I couldn't tell her kicked ass, but yeah, amazing Jonathan

0:58:44.360 --> 0:58:46.720
<v Speaker 3>was like he did like cocaine jokes and stuff. He

0:58:46.840 --> 0:58:48.960
<v Speaker 3>like went for it. He was much more edgy.

0:58:49.080 --> 0:58:51.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh ship. Yeah, and when you were eight years old you.

0:58:51.960 --> 0:58:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Were like, yeah, my dad's like, my dad's like that's funny, right,

0:58:56.480 --> 0:58:56.840
<v Speaker 3>Like I.

0:58:57.000 --> 0:59:01.240
<v Speaker 4>Think, so, yeah, that's right. If you say so, I

0:59:01.280 --> 0:59:02.200
<v Speaker 4>want to see him live.

0:59:02.320 --> 0:59:04.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, okay, we could go to Vegas.

0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:08.280
<v Speaker 4>All right, sure we could go to Vegas. You could,

0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:09.880
<v Speaker 4>but you have to stay in the room. Stay in

0:59:09.920 --> 0:59:10.240
<v Speaker 4>the room.

0:59:13.040 --> 0:59:15.640
<v Speaker 5>A dad dropping their kid off, like going to Vegas.

0:59:15.680 --> 0:59:18.240
<v Speaker 5>We're gonna go see amazing Jonathan dropping a kid off

0:59:18.400 --> 0:59:20.200
<v Speaker 5>at the show and like I'll be back.

0:59:20.040 --> 0:59:22.080
<v Speaker 3>In hitting the table.

0:59:22.120 --> 0:59:25.000
<v Speaker 5>And if I'm not back, wait long liver to the room.

0:59:25.400 --> 0:59:27.280
<v Speaker 4>You got a big boy, You're a big boy. Now

0:59:27.360 --> 0:59:28.120
<v Speaker 4>you're a big boy.

0:59:29.480 --> 0:59:31.600
<v Speaker 3>We did see amazing Jonathan Live Me and my father

0:59:31.800 --> 0:59:32.120
<v Speaker 3>was great.

0:59:32.480 --> 0:59:34.120
<v Speaker 4>You're a big boy. That's sick.

0:59:34.160 --> 0:59:36.400
<v Speaker 3>I gotta find that we're at in Vegas.

0:59:37.120 --> 0:59:39.160
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Larry, just you and your dad in Vegas.

0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 5>Yes, sometimes truth is strange.

0:59:43.200 --> 0:59:46.560
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Sam? And did he at any point say kick

0:59:46.640 --> 0:59:47.240
<v Speaker 4>it in the room?

0:59:48.680 --> 0:59:50.439
<v Speaker 3>No, man, I have a great father.

0:59:51.040 --> 0:59:52.880
<v Speaker 4>Well, of course you have a great father. But I

0:59:53.040 --> 0:59:56.040
<v Speaker 4>feel part of me, Michael. I mean maybe when I

0:59:56.120 --> 0:59:58.600
<v Speaker 4>went to bed, maybe when I went to no doubt.

0:59:58.760 --> 1:00:00.400
<v Speaker 5>But you guys were like, all right, we're both going

1:00:00.440 --> 1:00:02.320
<v Speaker 5>to bed, right, And then when you woke up, you

1:00:02.560 --> 1:00:05.080
<v Speaker 5>saw him like slip under the covers again and go

1:00:06.480 --> 1:00:07.040
<v Speaker 5>I'll just sleep.

1:00:08.240 --> 1:00:10.680
<v Speaker 4>I just sleep. I have to go drink thirteen cups

1:00:10.720 --> 1:00:13.680
<v Speaker 4>of coffee right now here, take two boxes of donuts?

1:00:14.240 --> 1:00:16.920
<v Speaker 4>Have here? Yeah, go sit here with your two boxes

1:00:16.960 --> 1:00:17.800
<v Speaker 4>of donuts.

1:00:17.640 --> 1:00:19.040
<v Speaker 5>Have addicts. Where's your wallet?

1:00:19.640 --> 1:00:20.440
<v Speaker 4>Where's your wallet?

1:00:20.480 --> 1:00:20.800
<v Speaker 5>Real quick?

1:00:20.840 --> 1:00:22.000
<v Speaker 4>Hey, mommy gave you some money?

1:00:22.120 --> 1:00:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Right?

1:00:22.320 --> 1:00:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Where's your chain wallet? Hey? That chain wallet that's connected?

1:00:27.680 --> 1:00:29.080
<v Speaker 5>Sleeping and you feel you're.

1:00:30.480 --> 1:00:32.480
<v Speaker 4>Wha connected?

1:00:35.840 --> 1:00:38.120
<v Speaker 5>How funny is that that I woke you up with

1:00:38.280 --> 1:00:41.440
<v Speaker 5>your chain wallet? Oh you're already dressed hand, Dad.

1:00:42.120 --> 1:00:46.160
<v Speaker 4>Ready to go? What time is it, Dad? What time

1:00:46.280 --> 1:00:50.600
<v Speaker 4>is it? It's five am? Where are we going? We

1:00:50.680 --> 1:00:56.320
<v Speaker 4>actually donuts? We actually have to leave right now. We're

1:00:56.360 --> 1:00:56.720
<v Speaker 4>going home.

1:00:56.840 --> 1:00:58.720
<v Speaker 5>He's packing super We're going.

1:00:59.080 --> 1:01:01.120
<v Speaker 4>We have to leave right now. Actually, Ted, why.

1:01:01.080 --> 1:01:04.200
<v Speaker 5>Are you holding your bloody hand? Worry about it?

1:01:04.280 --> 1:01:06.240
<v Speaker 4>No, it's fine, don't worry about it. Why is your

1:01:06.280 --> 1:01:09.200
<v Speaker 4>finger pointed that direction? Don't worry about it? Jelly, don't

1:01:09.200 --> 1:01:10.800
<v Speaker 4>worry about that's jelly from the donut.

1:01:10.880 --> 1:01:11.720
<v Speaker 5>Were are your shoes?

1:01:11.840 --> 1:01:14.400
<v Speaker 3>It's a jelly donut? Daddy ate one before you woke up.

1:01:15.560 --> 1:01:17.960
<v Speaker 4>This is Uncle Tony. This is Uncle Tony. He's going

1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:19.520
<v Speaker 4>to escort us to the bank real quick.

1:01:19.640 --> 1:01:23.120
<v Speaker 5>Ow Ow, this is uncle Tony. Yes, he's hold. He's

1:01:23.200 --> 1:01:24.000
<v Speaker 5>a chiropractor.

1:01:24.480 --> 1:01:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's a good friend of mine.

1:01:26.840 --> 1:01:28.439
<v Speaker 3>He's a good guy friend of mine.

1:01:29.480 --> 1:01:32.600
<v Speaker 5>God, why does he have a walkie talkie? I don't know.

1:01:33.120 --> 1:01:35.800
<v Speaker 5>Maybe he's uh, he's playing hide and seek. He's gonna

1:01:35.800 --> 1:01:36.440
<v Speaker 5>go camping. I don't know.

1:01:36.480 --> 1:01:39.640
<v Speaker 3>We gotta go, We gotta go, Okay, okay?

1:01:40.200 --> 1:01:43.919
<v Speaker 4>Any take backs and the apologies, any epic slam well,

1:01:43.960 --> 1:01:48.120
<v Speaker 4>I would like to epic slam Adam for not watching

1:01:48.240 --> 1:01:49.240
<v Speaker 4>celebrity Jeopardy.

1:01:49.320 --> 1:01:51.240
<v Speaker 3>Yet that's not a very good friendship.

1:01:51.400 --> 1:01:52.520
<v Speaker 5>Moved you crushed?

1:01:52.600 --> 1:01:53.800
<v Speaker 4>That is on me. I deserve that.

1:01:54.040 --> 1:01:56.280
<v Speaker 3>I deserve, dude, because I would love to go in

1:01:56.400 --> 1:01:58.640
<v Speaker 3>depth about it. But maybe next time after.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't been watching lot of TV. It's been a

1:02:01.120 --> 1:02:04.560
<v Speaker 4>lot of bow bow time. The granted here it's been

1:02:04.760 --> 1:02:04.920
<v Speaker 4>you know.

1:02:06.360 --> 1:02:10.720
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I want to applaud Blake okay for swinging for

1:02:10.840 --> 1:02:13.160
<v Speaker 5>the fence. Thank you as you did. Thank you a

1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:16.720
<v Speaker 5>very high tea move. Thank you if you had gotten

1:02:16.800 --> 1:02:21.200
<v Speaker 5>Leif Ericsson game changer I know. Also also the fact

1:02:21.240 --> 1:02:22.680
<v Speaker 5>that nobody got Ghostbusters.

1:02:22.800 --> 1:02:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Well for the last we'll get back. We'll get into

1:02:27.240 --> 1:02:29.440
<v Speaker 3>detail of it after Adam watches it, because I do

1:02:29.600 --> 1:02:31.720
<v Speaker 3>have I do have some intel I would love to.

1:02:31.720 --> 1:02:34.240
<v Speaker 4>Get and I'm sorry I would have you got a

1:02:34.240 --> 1:02:37.440
<v Speaker 4>little homework. I would love to have been part of

1:02:37.520 --> 1:02:40.720
<v Speaker 4>this conversation. Yeah, I don't know what any of that

1:02:40.840 --> 1:02:43.120
<v Speaker 4>stuff even means, although you put it together. You swing

1:02:43.200 --> 1:02:46.160
<v Speaker 4>for the fence, which means you went all in at

1:02:46.200 --> 1:02:48.920
<v Speaker 4>the end, which I'm proud of you because didn't we

1:02:49.000 --> 1:02:51.280
<v Speaker 4>talk about how he for sure isn't going to do that,

1:02:51.480 --> 1:02:54.360
<v Speaker 4>and maybe we put maybe us high tea guys kind

1:02:54.400 --> 1:02:55.760
<v Speaker 4>of put that bug in his ear.

1:02:56.160 --> 1:02:59.040
<v Speaker 3>You got to watch it. It's like it's almost as

1:02:59.080 --> 1:03:01.520
<v Speaker 3>if you boys screw ripped in the episode. You gotta

1:03:01.560 --> 1:03:05.120
<v Speaker 3>watch it. It is Peaks and Valleys. You gotta excited.

1:03:05.640 --> 1:03:05.880
<v Speaker 4>Good.

1:03:06.080 --> 1:03:07.840
<v Speaker 3>I hope everybody tunes into Hulu.

1:03:08.640 --> 1:03:09.440
<v Speaker 4>All right, I am.

1:03:09.880 --> 1:03:12.080
<v Speaker 5>We will definitely cover that next.

1:03:12.120 --> 1:03:23.360
<v Speaker 4>I think I have any takebacks or what important.

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<v Speaker 5>That it's important. We can go viral with this one.