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Speaker 2: Black a million bus bus boy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, listening to.

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Speaker 2: Lot Joy?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Joy, you know you love you gotta turn you.

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Speaker 2: To turn the mouth turn probably.

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Speaker 3: Got to turn the mouth, turn out.

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Speaker 2: A wad of the money cap.

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Speaker 3: Look, come.

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Speaker 2: Come on, you're.

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Speaker 5: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody, y'all listen

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Speaker 5: to the voice. Come on, dig me now, one and

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Speaker 5: only Steve Harvey oh Man got a radio show. Man

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Speaker 5: got a radio show and a whole lot mold too.

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Speaker 2: Man. God is good to me.

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Speaker 5: I have no other explanation, if I have no other

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Speaker 5: explanation of my existence and where I stand in this

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Speaker 5: thing called life, except if it was not for the

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Speaker 5: goodness of God Almighty.

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Speaker 2: If it was not for His.

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Speaker 5: Grace and his mercy, There's no way I could exist

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Speaker 5: the way that I do. I would not be who

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Speaker 5: I am or where I am. I am who I

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Speaker 5: am and where I am simply because God is who

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Speaker 5: he is. If it was not for God, I would

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Speaker 5: have no testimony for you, because I would have failed

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Speaker 5: every single test plain, pure and simple. I can sit

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Speaker 5: here today day until you flat out that it is

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Speaker 5: purely because of God's grace and mercy that I exist

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Speaker 5: today because of His favor. See now He shows us

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Speaker 5: favor in life because of a combination of things I've discovered.

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Speaker 5: And this is not the whole answer to life, I

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Speaker 5: that I've grown to understand better and better, and I

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Speaker 5: wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.

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Speaker 2: But here it is. If you take faith and you

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Speaker 5: With an incredible work ethic, then God has the greatest

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Speaker 5: opportunities to show you favor. That's the best way I

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Speaker 5: can explain success to you from my standpoint. It is

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Speaker 5: to common nation of faith and work that produces the

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Speaker 5: most opportunities for God to.

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Speaker 2: Show you favor.

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Speaker 5: See a lot of times we want God to bless us,

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Speaker 5: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So

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Speaker 5: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But

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Speaker 5: see if you had the faith in God that God

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Speaker 5: that God will see you through. That the God is

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Speaker 5: good things. If you kept that faith intact through it all,

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Speaker 5: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without

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Speaker 5: that what you want God to do? See, you can

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Speaker 5: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.

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Speaker 5: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities.

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Speaker 5: And you got to do some things man, that you

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Speaker 5: too many people are working for the right now reward,

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Speaker 2: Sometimes the reward is coming later on up the road.

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Speaker 5: that it's coming, because faith is the belief in things

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Speaker 2: That's what faith is. You know you're standing at Let

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Speaker 5: You standing at the crosswalk with a walk sign on

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Speaker 5: Because guess what the signs say walk. You can see

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Speaker 5: So guess what you strike out blindly? It don't take

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Speaker 2: That's not what I'm talking to you about.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about the faith, the belief in things that

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Speaker 5: it ain't God. You can just clear it on up

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Speaker 2: It's not God talking to you. Kill it.

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Speaker 5: You can shut it down. You ain't got to wonder

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Speaker 5: about it. Go down there secret venge that ain't God.

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Speaker 5: Go tell them off when you see them. That ain't God.

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Speaker 5: Anything that's got seining in it is not God's voice

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Speaker 2: So you can kill that conversation today. That's how you know.

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Speaker 5: But if you aligning yourself up man and you and

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Speaker 5: what you're doing is just and right and correct and

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Speaker 5: pleasing in the sight of God, it'll pay off for

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Speaker 5: you later on. And see, here's the best way I

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Speaker 5: can tell to his Another way, when you're going somewhere,

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Speaker 5: when you're on the road to going somewhere, and you

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Speaker 5: know the somewhere that you're trying to get to. Let's

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Speaker 5: say you've set a goal or vision for yourself. You

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Speaker 5: Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is

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Speaker 5: three of those things when it don't look like it's

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Speaker 5: gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,

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Speaker 5: I know he don't bless me. But in the middle

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Speaker 5: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,

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Speaker 5: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you complain and see,

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Speaker 5: what you can't do is you can't complain so much

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Speaker 5: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight

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Speaker 2: Blessing that's actually happening to you.

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Speaker 5: What really, man, of all the times to register a

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Speaker 5: I didn't I wanted to ease back into this thing.

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Speaker 5: Ease back in, man, you in. It's a tornado whirling

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Speaker 5: is what it is to whom much is given, much

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Speaker 5: is required. Always appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught

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Speaker 5: up in the complaints that you lose sight of the blessings. Man,

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Speaker 5: God got a lot for you in your life.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: But you got to have them two things, y'all.

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Speaker 5: You got to take that faith and you got to

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Speaker 5: ply a crazy work ethic to it. And that creates

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Speaker 5: the most opportunities for God to show your favor. And

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Speaker 5: when God starts showing your favor, Man, all them seeds

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Speaker 5: you plant it that, all of that wheat you've been sowing,

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Speaker 5: all of that hard work you've been put in God

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Speaker 5: to pay it off.

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Speaker 2: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't

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Speaker 2: even see coming.

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Speaker 6: Okay, cool, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen. The time has come, a new day

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Speaker 5: has arrived. He did it again. Hey, God boy, he's

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Speaker 5: something else.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: He the only one could do it.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 5: You know what he show up, never been late, track record,

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Speaker 5: one thousand percent, accountability, all of it. He checks all

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Speaker 5: the blocks. I don't know nobody else check all the blocks.

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Speaker 5: But God, almighty. Wow, that's a good friend to have, man,

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Speaker 5: check all the blocks. God answers to all your questions

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Speaker 5: and got a solution to all your problems. Man, if

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Speaker 5: you don't do nothing else, get your relationship with God. Man,

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Speaker 5: if you don't do nothing else. So sometimes your focus

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Speaker 5: You better get you some god man, somebody ain't gonna

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Speaker 5: ever check out on you.

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Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: Steve, Robin, Marty Show, Sherlon Strawberry, call the Frail Mississippi,

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Speaker 5: Marnicca Jr. And the legend that is Nephew Tommy Well Junior.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I just got a question for you this morning,

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Speaker 8: got a question for you this morning.

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Speaker 2: Consider this is Easter week? Up? Uh huh?

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Speaker 8: Could you have been a disciple lord with the Lord

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Speaker 2: Up?

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Speaker 8: Could you have followed the Lord back in the day?

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Speaker 8: Steve Harvey to disciple? Could you been a disciple?

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Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm doing it now walk talk about walking with

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Speaker 2: every day. You woul't complain by nothing? You would have.

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Speaker 5: No, Steve didn't. I didn't say that. I said I

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Speaker 5: be a disciple.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Now you know I'm gonna go over there

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Speaker 5: But all this rock throwing, y'all talking about doing it,

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Speaker 5: all this, his spitting all this here, That's what I'm

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 5: When Jesus leave, I'm gonna come back over here this evening.

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Speaker 5: Throw something next time, we come.

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Speaker 2: To town here, Yeah, throw something, Okay.

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Speaker 5: You know I'll be back there. I'll be back selling

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Speaker 5: all the stories. So y'all gonna throw something five thousand,

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Speaker 5: y'all all, y'all hung You ain't see what they deal

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Speaker 5: with their fish? Yeah, huh, I'll be his hype man.

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Speaker 5: Five fish, two lower bread.

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Speaker 3: You ain't on you.

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Speaker 2: You aren't there for that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't beat there for that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, raising last, and then I know he already knew,

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Speaker 5: but i'd have been on him by Judas. He Hey, man,

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Speaker 5: we need out of here because the dude right here

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Speaker 5: he's tripping.

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Speaker 1: You can already tell.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a I'm I'm I'm a warm Judas though

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Speaker 5: I know I noticed the way it's got to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: but when I find out about it, No, yeah, y'all

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Speaker 5: could have been one.

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Speaker 2: But you know it's just.

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Speaker 5: You know, man, I think I've come to the I've

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Speaker 5: come to understand better and better as I walk with him.

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Speaker 2: You know that they are none perfect, No, not one

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Speaker 5: As I keep that in mind, I keep that in

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Speaker 1: what you got for us?

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Speaker 9: I got WCS Shirley Wife Correction Service.

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Speaker 9: We correct whatever's wrong with you? That's what we do

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Speaker 2: Now, I hope you learn somewhy. You ain't here to

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Speaker 9: Let's go get though. Hello, Hello, I am trying to

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 10: Who is it?

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Speaker 2: We are with Wife Correctional Services, sir. W CS.

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Speaker 9: What it is is, we take your wives for a

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Speaker 9: So what it is that we've gotten some We've gotten

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Speaker 2: First of all, here's here's something we can do.

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Speaker 9: I can ask you questions because we've been notified that

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Speaker 10: And snapped on me? I mean what I mean? She

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Speaker 10: My wife ain't crazy. She don't just snap on me.

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Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying. She ain't just gonna snap

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Speaker 2: So your wife, so your wife has tried to check you,

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Speaker 10: May not check me per se. I mean she might.

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Speaker 9: Have you ever just had some plans with your guys,

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Speaker 10: Well, I mean, if like I'm just coming by hanging

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Speaker 10: But I mean, I mean nothing on the regular, you know,

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Speaker 2: It seems like denial.

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Speaker 9: Okay, here's another one, sir, Well, no, listen, hear me out.

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Speaker 2: Now, let me ask you this has your wife.

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Speaker 9: Let's say, back when Michael Jordan was playing basketball, did

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 10: I mean we got two TVs in my house. Man,

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Speaker 10: I wish now, I don't even get that. I mean

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Speaker 9: But but you doing you've been pushed to watching the

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Speaker 10: No, I wouldn't push to do nothing. Man. What I'm

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Speaker 10: with that.

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Speaker 2: You're with that. So you're with that. You're actually the

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Speaker 10: And you ain't nothing wrong with my wife. Ain't nothing

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Speaker 2: I understand.

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Speaker 9: Well, let me the reason why I'm asking you these

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you. I got one question for you.

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Speaker 2: Here's what I want to ask you. Has your wife

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Speaker 10: Hey? Man, hold on, man, you know what you're getting

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Speaker 10: a little personal man.

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Speaker 2: Man, I'm here, I'm here.

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Speaker 10: I never heard of this company. Man, I've never heard

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Speaker 10: of you.

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Speaker 2: This is something new.

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Speaker 10: Is definitely saying something new. I mean, don't make me

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Speaker 10: it is you're trying to do man, don't call me

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Speaker 2: I completely understand that w C S Sir is here

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Speaker 10: No benefit to me. Man, getting a look at my

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Speaker 9: Okay, well, last thing I want to ask you, and

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Speaker 10: Make this the last straight up?

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Speaker 9: Okay, have you do you? Do you buy your own

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Speaker 10: To you know what? Man?

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Speaker 2: This man?

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Speaker 10: You whatever company this is? Dog, don't call Mause no more?

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Speaker 10: And whatever put you up to this? Whoever give you

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Speaker 10: my number? Talking about my wife? Checked me, U, got

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Speaker 2: What are you are?

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Speaker 3: You?

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Speaker 2: Are you in denying?

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Speaker 10: Now? Dog? Don't call now no more. I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 10: you what, George Foreman or whatever Marcus for whoever you are,

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Speaker 10: George Foreman, Marcus, Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now.

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna find out what yam located.

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Speaker 5: Dog.

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Speaker 10: I'm coming down there and I'm gonna push him that

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Speaker 10: you're in my personal.

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Speaker 9: You're ready to retaliate on me, but you don't want

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Speaker 9: to retaliate on the problems you have with your wife retaliation.

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Speaker 10: Man, what I'm saying you you're calling my house, I'm

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Speaker 10: minding my own and you worrying about who am watching

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Speaker 10: what TV? In my house and my wife chicking me

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Speaker 10: in public? I want, man, Hey, don look, I'm mister.

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Speaker 2: Don't you want to watch the big television?

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Speaker 11: Big TV?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 10: I'm comfortable with the TV I got. You know what

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Speaker 10: I'm saying, It's in my room. I come across the bed.

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Speaker 10: Watch whatever you want to whenever I'm going.

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Speaker 2: To with.

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Speaker 10: My partners, doll, not like you need to get part

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Speaker 2: Ask me your dumb what you want to do to me?

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Speaker 2: Your wife has already done to you.

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Speaker 10: I say, you got the number block? What's your phone number?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 10: Give me something, tell me where to find you.

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Speaker 2: Why are you in denial?

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Speaker 10: I'm gonna tell you what's and what you.

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Speaker 9: Need to get your wife checked in to White Correctional

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Speaker 9: Services so that you can live a better life.

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Speaker 10: Whoever may I need to get a life?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 10: Can I get a life? Man? Except calling me doll?

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Speaker 10: For real?

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Speaker 2: I understand that. Can I say one more thing that

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Speaker 2: you say?

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Speaker 10: You can't say ses to me?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 2: Straight up?

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Speaker 9: Listen to me, sir, what what what's his nephew tire

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Speaker 9: me from the Steve harved Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got prank by your boy.

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Speaker 11: Justin you know what?

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Speaker 10: I don't know? Hey, Okay, y'all got men.

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Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show.

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Speaker 10: In the land already know? Is you my boy Steve

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Speaker 10: Harvey doing in the morning on the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 2: And now you have it?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 9: Uh, that's that's that stupid this morning. That's the first

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Speaker 9: he's spooning of stupid.

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Speaker 1: All right, coming up next to his ask to Seelo

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Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building right after this,

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Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You can't let the urge.

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Speaker 5: To sing your favorite songs while you're driving distract you

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Speaker 5: from that truck drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting.

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Speaker 2: Biker creeping up.

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Speaker 5: Besides, fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can

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Speaker 1: It is time now for ask the Colo Cheaf love Officer,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building. He's ready for your love questions.

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Speaker 3: Right.

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Speaker 1: Joyce in East Orange says, I was working as a

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Speaker 1: waitress until a month ago. I got fired because I

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Speaker 1: I waited on him regularly, but I didn't know he

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Speaker 1: was married. I'm hurt, but I understand. Should I apologize

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Speaker 1: to his wife?

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Speaker 2: Well, I wouldn't. I pretty much stay away from that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, don't every.

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Speaker 2: Don't.

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Speaker 5: Don't walk through the door with bullets coming out of it.

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Speaker 5: I don't recommend it. I don't recommend that.

450
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Speaker 2: You can.

451
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 5: You can find out her email or send her a

452
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 5: letter and say I'll give you my word. I did

453
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 5: not know you could say that. But no more, you

454
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,679
Speaker 5: can't say nothing to her faith. You didn't know.

455
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: Let you didn't go. You know that's right?

456
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, all right. Moving on to Pooch. Moving on

457
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: to Pooch in Tampa, Pooch says, my husband and I

458
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,320
Speaker 1: got married in February, but he hasn't moved in with

459
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 1: me because I won't add his name to my deed.

460
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy, but I don't know him

461
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,720
Speaker 1: like that. Am I crazy for thinking this way? Or

462
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 1: do I have the right to be cautious?

463
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 2: Oh a little late, Yeah, a little late.

464
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:58,280
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, you think putting his name on the deed.

465
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:03,360
Speaker 2: And him not moving in is a bigger move than

466
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,560
Speaker 2: y'all got married?

467
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 1: Married?

468
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 3: Right?

469
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: I'm confused.

470
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:15,560
Speaker 5: Wait a minute, man, I don't know him like that.

471
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 2: That statement right there, that is really why are you married? You?

472
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: I don't know him like that?

473
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 5: You yet you got married? I'm confused about this?

474
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you done.

475
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 5: Put the car all in front of the horse, not

476
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 5: a horse. Don't want to act right? And you wonder

477
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 5: why the car ain't going nowhere? Man, lady all this

478
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 5: is bad. I can't help you. I can't help him.

479
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: Don't put his name on the lease on the indeed.

480
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,880
Speaker 2: Look, y'all, why don't y'all get this thing a numb

481
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 2: before we go too much? First?

482
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Speaker 5: You don't know him like that, He won't name on

483
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 5: the title, He ain't moving in. It's been February, it's

484
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 5: is April, it's two mosch Get this thing and know

485
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 5: what y'all doing. Y'all ain't got no business together.

486
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 2: You don't know. I don't know him like that? What?

487
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,680
Speaker 1: But you married him?

488
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 2: That's crazy. We went to the halt. You went to

489
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Speaker 2: the halt.

490
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: And moving on to Lexander and Racine, Lexand says, I've

491
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,199
Speaker 1: been dating a great guy for three months and I

492
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 1: don't want to invite him to my house for Easter

493
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: because he has two teeth missing on one side. He

494
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,719
Speaker 1: is getting dental implants in May, so I will let

495
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 1: him meet my friends after that. How should I tell

496
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: him this?

497
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 5: Listen to me, listen to like, Okay, her name, lex said,

498
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 5: his name probably Robson. So you talked to him rob

499
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 5: We need to talk a little bit. Listen, baby, Easter

500
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 5: is coming. Now, you go get your teeth fixed in May.

501
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 5: The first impressions is lasting impressions. Now, I don't know

502
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,440
Speaker 5: how I done set through all this whistling and stuff.

503
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: But you got this sitting.

504
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 5: You know you can't bite into an apple without looking

505
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 5: like a jack o lanted and so I don't need

506
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 5: to what I'm here from my friends and family, So

507
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 5: I don't want you to meet them until after you

508
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 5: get the repast done inside your head and why is

509
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 5: it that we waiting on may because clear smile says

510
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 5: you can come in there and walk out with teeth

511
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:43,240
Speaker 5: that day.

512
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 9: That sight.

513
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: So a lot of people have that sight to.

514
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: See that side tooth, see that one right there.

515
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,560
Speaker 5: Because see, the reason you can play off that side

516
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,720
Speaker 5: tooth is because when you straight on.

517
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 2: And you do a quarter smile, you can hide it.

518
00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,160
Speaker 5: What happens you get down at the spots bard you

519
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 5: bust out laughing.

520
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 2: Now people on.

521
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,920
Speaker 12: The side of you can look clean through your head

522
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 12: to the other side of the missing on both sides,

523
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 12: both your fraying teeth is gone.

524
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's got two missing too.

525
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 5: And I'm telling you there on each side he missed

526
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 5: the frame teeth is gone. So when you laugh real hard,

527
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 5: people can see to the other side of the room.

528
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: That's crazy. So it's a good thing that she's waiting

529
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,120
Speaker 1: for him to meet her friends until he get.

530
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, because that ain't gonna work east,

531
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 5: ain't that. It ain't that big a deal. Just go

532
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 5: to church separately. You know, he can't come to the dinner,

533
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,399
Speaker 5: you know, none of that.

534
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 2: You can't eat the ball egg over there like that.

535
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: He can't have the hand guy.

536
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 5: I know, you know, but he biting into his turkey leg,

537
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 5: but it don't quite tell because you them side teeth.

538
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: You know, when can it come? He can't come for

539
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 1: Eastern Memorial Day.

540
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 2: You got you got it. You gotta wait till fourth

541
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Speaker 2: of July.

542
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 5: So he lets you to earn plants incause when eating

543
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 5: them ribs, you ain't gonna be able to hide them

544
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 5: corner teeth because you got to show all your teeth

545
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 5: to bite down on them ribs with your front teeth.

546
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 5: You got to get your lips all the way out

547
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 5: to wait. To bite down on the rib on with

548
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,560
Speaker 5: them front teeth. You gotta move your lips. And once

549
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 5: you move your lips, they clearly can see. This has

550
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 5: been a dental nigga.

551
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: So we're talking. We really talking about fourth of July

552
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:44,960
Speaker 2: before they meet it.

553
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 5: And then he got to practice with him because he

554
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 5: gonna cry a lot when he first get them corner

555
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 5: teeth put in, because he ain't had them in a while,

556
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 5: and he gonna be biting down on his tongue A

557
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 5: bunch of times.

558
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 3: Moved.

559
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 2: I moved in Halloween privately.

560
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: All right, we're moving on to Sabrina in Portland. Uh

561
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 1: Sabrina says, my husband bought me a Tesla for my

562
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 1: birthday and I work from home, so he started driving

563
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: it to work a few days a week. When I

564
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: drive it, it doesn't feel new and special anymore. How

565
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 1: do I tell him that he needs to drive his

566
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: own car?

567
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 2: That you to him, just like you told us.

568
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:29,320
Speaker 5: It's women doing this all over the country, but you

569
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 5: got I jumped in one of Mandree's cars one time.

570
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 5: She told me, Steve, Steve, if you gonna smoke cigar,

571
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 5: you can't uh smoke cigar in my car. So I'm

572
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 5: banned from her cars. If I smoke a cigar, A

573
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 5: cigar will make your car n smell brand new. I

574
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 5: can tell you that for a fact. Yeah, all the

575
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 5: new car gone with.

576
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 2: That new cars.

577
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so there you go.

578
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: And I bought the car.

579
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 5: They can't drive a car, so hook tell it all right?

580
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sellow.

581
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: This is Steve Harbin Martin show Man. Why do we

582
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 2: have a radio show?

583
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: If we're gonna do it right, listen to your.

584
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 9: That's stupid, stupid, That's what I'm talking about.

585
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: Boy, say that many.

586
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: Say that show.

587
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 2: If we're gonna be right, ste Show coming up right

588
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 2: after you.

589
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, time

590
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: to have some more fun with you with another edition

591
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 1: of Ask Steve.

592
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 5: You ready, I'm absolutely all these are rapid fire questions again.

593
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little mixture, Yeah, a little mixture.

594
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 9: Yeah.

595
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 1: Just don't take you know, all data. Answer one question because.

596
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: We're trying to get many questions.

597
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:02,240
Speaker 1: We do many questions. It's possible, Steve. That's all, honey.

598
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 1: I love you like my mama. You say her up now? Yeah,

599
00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. All right, springtime? What is

600
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: your springtime clothing fetish? Steve?

601
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 5: White pants? Got to have me some white pants. Love it,

602
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 5: love it, boy, I don't know what it is. I

603
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:27,360
Speaker 5: love wearing white pants. Man, white pants, cream pants, light

604
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,520
Speaker 5: tone pants for boy.

605
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

606
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:35,680
Speaker 5: That new designer with Louis Vatan. Oh yeah, came out

607
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 5: with these jeans.

608
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 2: Boy, they got a white panto. Boy got them.

609
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 5: Bought five pair of jeans already. Wow, yeah it ain't

610
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 5: none of them blue yeah, yellow anyway, just one pair

611
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 5: of white ones, green tied eyed pair, a blue floor pair,

612
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 5: one stone washed pair.

613
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: All right, you better wear them the work because I

614
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,360
Speaker 1: got a bet.

615
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 2: I will as soon as I get the bottom here.

616
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 13: All right, next question, Carla, all right, finish this statement, Steve.

617
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 13: Spring is finally here and I'm going to get naked.

618
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 2: Come on you.

619
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 5: Come on here, man boy, I'm finish.

620
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 3: What I got to do.

621
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 2: Is finding out.

622
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 5: I don't give the spring, winter, summer have it this year?

623
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 5: The pipers back, I'm fitting my wardrobe rock. I've been

624
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 5: tired of dressing for daytime television and talk shows, game show.

625
00:32:47,080 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 2: I'm through. Okay, the pimp is.

626
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 9: Back, okay, okay, okay, So let that brings up this

627
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 9: next question.

628
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 2: Here me go if you are single?

629
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 5: Now, im that's a big so we're just just a hypothetical. Yes,

630
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 5: it is just here we go the whole Hold on,

631
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 5: let me clean my mind out now, Okay, I gotta

632
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:12,120
Speaker 5: stop thinking marriage in heaven. Yeah, just answer hell yeah

633
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 5: yeah yeah. If I ain't considered marriage on heaven, I

634
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 5: can answer this a little bit more free.

635
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 9: Come on, all right, If you were single, who would

636
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 9: you like to have a spring flame whip?

637
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 14: You can see question trouble, but you're answer because it's

638
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 14: your job.

639
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 2: How old am I? No time?

640
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 3: Oh man?

641
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: Let's make that thing right, you know. Brown forty.

642
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, they leading I'm all back down in twenties. Help

643
00:33:54,600 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 5: them tell me down in the twenties, I probably i'd

644
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 5: probably be dating about four of them girls on Instagram

645
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 5: for them little girls off Instagram.

646
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: Bobby forty eight, Yeah, stuff like that anyway, he got.

647
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 8: Fun forty Okay, okay, all let's switch it up dd

648
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 8: I know that's that's we got that, but let's waitch

649
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 8: it up.

650
00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 15: Uh Oh?

651
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 8: What makes you both happy and say it at the

652
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,520
Speaker 8: same time?

653
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 2: Say it again?

654
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: What makes you both happy and say it.

655
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 2: At the same time. Yeah, that's the sex.

656
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: The same time.

657
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 2: Boy, when I'm doing it, sad when it's over.

658
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: As soon as it's gotta be over at some point.

659
00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, ain't ever good when.

660
00:34:58,520 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: I like that?

661
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 2: That's good? All right.

662
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: See here's another one. What's the stupid You've done something

663
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: really stupid and hurt yourself? What was that? How did

664
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: something like a stupid dumb thing you did and you

665
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: wind it wound up hurting yourself and dang it, you

666
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: hurt yourself.

667
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 2: I'll tell you well.

668
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 5: When I was a kid, I was riding bike down

669
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Speaker 5: the street one time and this girl was on the

670
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 5: port named Michelle. Okay, and you know how you ride

671
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Speaker 5: with no hands?

672
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I.

673
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 5: Was riding down the street with no hands and she

674
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Speaker 5: looking at me, so I tried to look at her

675
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 5: and just look at her like, yeah, I.

676
00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 2: See you looking at me. And it was a station wagon.

677
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 5: It was parked, and my bike had drifted over and

678
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 5: the bike slammed into the back of the station wagon.

679
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 5: The real window on the station wagon was down. Mike

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00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 5: flew all the way up to the second seat. When

681
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 5: I set up my was near driving. I shot through

682
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 5: that window, skipped the top of my head. I had

683
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 5: long hair cut anyway back there, and tore my knees

684
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 5: up on the thing. I was bleeding on head and

685
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 5: both legs when I set up in that car.

686
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 2: Wow, it's crazy. That was a pretty bad one from

687
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:12,479
Speaker 2: me right.

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00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 13: Now to show off for her, All right, Carla, What

689
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 13: is the worst food and drink combination that.

690
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 2: I've ever had?

691
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

692
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 2: I had a Mister Hero.

693
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 5: Sandwich one time in Cleveland, Okay, extra onions.

694
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 2: Some of the meat on the sandwich I had was tainted.

695
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,279
Speaker 5: Oh and I had a large grape soda. I ate

696
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 5: that whole twelve inch HOGI and that whole can of

697
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 5: fantle grape soda.

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00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: That was about ten o'clock at night, two thirty.

699
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 5: I was trying to make it downstairs to that bathroom.

700
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 5: I threw purple sandwich meet all down in the hallway.

701
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:08,880
Speaker 5: That's the worst eating combination.

702
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,479
Speaker 2: Out for el be hand.

703
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll never.

704
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 5: Forget that, mister hero sandwich with that purple fan to

705
00:37:14,840 --> 00:37:15,479
Speaker 5: grape soak.

706
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Steve.

707
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: That's all for ask Steve. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

708
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:27,279
Speaker 2: You can't let the.

709
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 5: Urge to sing your favorite songs while you're driving distract

710
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 5: you from that truck drifting toward your lane or that

711
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 5: lane splitting biker creeping up besides you. Fortunately, every Hunday

712
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:41,400
Speaker 5: offers advanced safety features that can alert you to potential

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00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 5: dangers around.

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00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:45,879
Speaker 9: And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top

715
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,480
Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety

716
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 9: awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick plus

717
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,480
Speaker 9: awards to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to

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00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 9: twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Time out guys for would your rather Would you rather

720
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 1: soak in a tub of hot dog water or would

721
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: you rather sit in a jacuzzie? With fifteen people.

722
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 5: Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making

723
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 5: hot dog water.

724
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,799
Speaker 1: So that's so that's how stay that is.

725
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 5: If you nephew, Yeah, I rather let me get into

726
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 5: hot So that's because you don't.

727
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:25,960
Speaker 2: You didn't.

728
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 5: You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't

729
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 5: kill it joke. Just say you didn't get the joke.

730
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 5: If I'm sitting in the bath tub it I'm making

731
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 5: hot dog water. But you know, mister, mister kill it jokes,

732
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:41,960
Speaker 5: I don't.

733
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Speaker 13: Know.

734
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,719
Speaker 5: He's so busy, he's busy being a germophobic. Now you

735
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 5: don't get a joke up in there with them fifteen people.

736
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Speaker 2: You don't know?

737
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 5: All right, Well, I've never I've never climbed into a

738
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 5: hot tub at a resort while people was in it.

739
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 5: Now I've been at a resort and nobody was in it,

740
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 5: and then some people came and got in it.

741
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: I got up and get out.

742
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 5: That's right, that's right, all right, I'm just not going

743
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 5: to be in no tuble water and look over and

744
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 5: it's another dude.

745
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 2: In that we do this here, all right?

746
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 1: Moving on, moving on, guys, would you rather have an

747
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 1: X over for Easter dinner?

748
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 2: B B.

749
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That

750
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: means Sam, Yeah, you've gone fast rather than have your

751
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,280
Speaker 1: for dinner.

752
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 2: I've had the day, foe had two days the faster

753
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 2: I want him. Yeah, I'll be.

754
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 1: Your ex over for a couple hours.

755
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 2: Don't give up. I will fight you rushed to the hospital.

756
00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 5: Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for

757
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 5: a period of time?

758
00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 2: Do you know what hour feel like?

759
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

760
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 2: Two hours east of dinner.

761
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 5: That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten.

762
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: On sh All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would

763
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: you rather eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day

764
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 1: or an entire green bean castle roll.

765
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: And tire grow green and castle roll? Yeah, you better

766
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: give me that green bean castle, your eggs, gonna pack

767
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 2: your partner four eggs? Boy, you demand, it's gonna be

768
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,280
Speaker 2: with you for a month.

769
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Speaker 1: Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?

770
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:43,680
Speaker 1: Be tight muscle shirt on stage or perform barefoot? B? B?

771
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:47,719
Speaker 5: Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a

772
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 5: tight muscle shirt on down, it's come. That's the show

773
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 5: right there. Yeah, all my matill would be about me.

774
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Speaker 1: That's today's round. Would you rather thanks, guys, we'll be back.

775
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 2: What's going on? This is your boy, Kevin Hart.

776
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 1: This is Erica Badu.

777
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 2: Hey, this is Dave Chappelle. Yo, what's up? This is

778
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 2: ice Cube. I can't call it. This your man Cedric

779
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: the Entertainer. And you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

780
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: That my doubt you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

781
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: everybody knows that Easter is on Sunday, which means it's

782
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 1: time for the kids to give their Easter speeches. Here

783
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 1: are some examples, yeah, for when Easter speeches go badly. Okay,

784
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Speaker 1: today we'll have speeches by Little Jay, Little Junior. H

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00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: little Tommy over there and look at him over there, Hi,

786
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: little Stevie. All right, this first speech will be.

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Speaker 15: By Little j Okay, okay, okay, okay. Easter is more

788
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 15: than just bunnies. Okay, is more than just bunnies and candy.

789
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 15: Uh uh how got boo boo?

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Speaker 1: Okay, that didn't go well. Okay, now it's time for

791
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: Little Junior. Little Junior, he is not here. He has

792
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 1: risen just as he said.

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00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 7: Hey boy, hey, Daddy Bobby, there's my other brother is

794
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,320
Speaker 7: sister Dad. Daddy told me not to tell you about

795
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 7: hy y'all.

796
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: I like going on besides the fact that he has asthma. Okay,

797
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: we need to have a speech by Little Tommy. Now,

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00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: come on up, little Tommy.

799
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Speaker 9: Here come Peter cotton tail hopping down the bunny trail.

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00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: Hey, there, got mister Johnson.

801
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,760
Speaker 9: Mister Johnson come over the house every day after Daddy

802
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 9: go to wait, hey, mister Johnson, mister Johnson.

803
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, okay, every everyone calms down. Uh now it's

804
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: time for Little Steve. Come on up, Little Steve.

805
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 9: Jeez.

806
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:26,040
Speaker 5: They're many years ago on the cross he died. Yes, hey, Daddy,

807
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,400
Speaker 5: that's your boss, the one you call big flast stupid.

808
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: All right, okay, quite everyone, let's get back to little

809
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: j Come on, come on, little ja your turn.

810
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, okay. He died, but on the he died.

811
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Speaker 15: He died, but he died, but on the seventh day

812
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 15: he rolled. Hey, that's the guy to give that in

813
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:09,320
Speaker 15: Little Packs of Sugar. Daddy put it in his podcast.

814
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:15,520
Speaker 1: Okay, uh moving, hey, okay, moving, moving right along with

815
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: our Easter program, It's time once again for Little Junior.

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00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 1: Little Jor.

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00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 7: He gave his life for us that we could be. Hey,

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00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 7: that's the lady that comes out of the building that

819
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 7: has dances on it, and Daddy always give her buddy

820
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 7: and says, this is funny.

821
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 16: Baby, Little Tommy, Little little Tommy, you have your speech

822
00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 16: ready now you're.

823
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 9: Tall, ears, clean nose, tiny tail.

824
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:01,880
Speaker 2: Hey mommy.

825
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 9: And that that's the lady that's got a little boy

826
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 9: that looks.

827
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 2: Just like me and Daddy.

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00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: Now now, now, hey, we well ended right here with

829
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: little Stevie.

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00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 5: Okay, well we sure we ain't gonna ended with this one,

831
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 5: because Easter is a day for dressing up. Hey, dad,

832
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 5: that gonna demand to give me five dollars to stay

833
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 5: down stair at to play video game.

834
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:36,839
Speaker 7: Hey met the Carter, Thanks sport of money. They run

835
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 7: out here for another five next Friday.

836
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: Okay, Daddy, you don't know him.

837
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 5: That's met the Carter and that daddy, Daddy, Daddy, why

838
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 5: are you choking at the carter?

839
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 2: Happy Easter.

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00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: That concludes our Eastern program, Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you

841
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: everyone on boys my mama saying it all right up

842
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: next guys, Tommy's prank phone call. Right after this, you're

843
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The top of

844
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: the hour, right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter.

845
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: But up next, nephew Tommy right here with today's prank

846
00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: phone call. What you got neft? Are you?

847
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 9: Wait?

848
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: What are you for?

849
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,839
Speaker 2: My mama?

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00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 17: He's crying, Mama, my mama tree, about your mother's tree,

851
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 17: My mama tree, my mama tree.

852
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: A method with his acting.

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00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: That's the tree. That's the tree we played. Hi, I

854
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 2: go see go.

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00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 9: Five ten fifty twenty five, thirty thirty five for fifty five.

856
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 2: Big thing Red's not here. That's mama.

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00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 17: That's my mama that thank God got down.

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00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: Hello, man, I speak to lord.

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00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, this lord terror? Who this terror? About ten minutes

860
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 11: from the yard?

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00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 10: Big dog?

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00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 2: This ain't no r Look man, is this lord that

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00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 2: worked for push?

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00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 9: Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and

865
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,000
Speaker 9: hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama

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00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 9: maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she

867
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 9: got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to

868
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,400
Speaker 9: cut this whole tree down because.

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Speaker 2: You didne messed it up. And you're the one that

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00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 2: just drove through here.

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00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 18: Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,

872
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 18: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I

873
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 18: ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.

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00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,160
Speaker 9: You just came down Clayton Street a couple of hours

875
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 9: ago and told all the limbs.

876
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 2: Off my mama tree.

877
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 10: Sorry, my mama, that.

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00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 9: Tree been and I finished twenty five years and if

879
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 9: you just came down the street.

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00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 18: And just tow it all apart, Sir, I ain't been

881
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 18: down Clayton Roll today.

882
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 11: How did you get this number?

883
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 9: By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.

884
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 2: Somebody got to pay for my mama tree.

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00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 18: Well, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today.

886
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 10: I'm sorry.

887
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: Call it call him back down. Hello, Lord, did you

888
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: just hang up on me?

889
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 18: Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on

890
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 18: Clayton Roll today.

891
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 11: Now you know what.

892
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,879
Speaker 9: Look I told you you just came down Clayton Road

893
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 9: and just and just tow my mama tree.

894
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 11: Up all lived down, no residential neighborhood today. Man, quit

895
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 11: calling my phone with that.

896
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 2: Look, my grandmama planted that tree.

897
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 11: Now you got planted it, moved them out, then cut

898
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 11: the branches off. The cunner with.

899
00:48:47,120 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 9: Them branches is clear enough you're not supposed to be

900
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:52,520
Speaker 9: driving them ainten wheel trucks down this residential area like

901
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 9: this here, man.

902
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,480
Speaker 11: I would make the livery got If I had to

903
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 11: come down that tree, I would have. But I told

904
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 11: you one, I ain't came down. Don't know Clayton Street today.

905
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,879
Speaker 9: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now

906
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,720
Speaker 9: you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.

907
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 11: Said, if I hadn't made delivered down there, I would

908
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 11: have came down that street. I ain't had to come

909
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 11: down there.

910
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 9: You've been on Clayton Street today, Now that part I

911
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 9: do know.

912
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 11: And what you got the wrong driver, dude, No.

913
00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:19,959
Speaker 9: No, no, no, no, no no, I got the right driver.

914
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 9: And what I do know is you then told my

915
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 9: mama tree up, we got to cut this on tree down,

916
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 9: and you know what you gonna pay for this?

917
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 11: Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that.

918
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 9: I know you ain't talking about my mama tree.

919
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 11: Well, guess what, take your tree and take your mama

920
00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 11: and both of y'all go out there and playing another

921
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 11: street in.

922
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 9: We ain't playing no more tree. That tree been in

923
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 9: our family for years. You're gonna mess around and get

924
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 9: your swip behind this tree.

925
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 11: Bring it on in, bring your dong, and bring the

926
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 11: tree which.

927
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:54,240
Speaker 2: You gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.

928
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 11: Well, I tell you what if you that bad, then

929
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 11: I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today,

930
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:02,759
Speaker 11: I meet you on Clayton Street with the tree.

931
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 9: You come on over here to Clayton right now, because

932
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 9: I'm right out here in the street on the cartner's phone.

933
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 2: You come on outside.

934
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 9: My mama sitting up in there crying behind this street

935
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,000
Speaker 9: because you done told the limbs off of me and

936
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 9: we got to cut it down that because you done

937
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 9: messed it up.

938
00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 11: Don't give her napped in this yellow white But then

939
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 11: I ain't been down the street.

940
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 9: I know you ain't sitting there talking about my mama. No,

941
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 9: see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping, dog you already.

942
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: Look man, I grew up with this tree in my

943
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 2: front yard. I grew up with this tree.

944
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 9: Now you got the nerve to drive through here and

945
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 9: driving too fast, because if you wud have drove so,

946
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 9: you wouldn't have been hitting all them limbs like that

947
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 9: y'all be doing running down here too fast through here.

948
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,919
Speaker 11: Man, Look here, I told you once, man, I ain't

949
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 11: been down on Clayton Street. Now, like I told you,

950
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 11: if you want to meet me on Clayton Street, will

951
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:54,879
Speaker 11: all right. Now, I'm sorry about your mom, Trish, but hell,

952
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 11: it ain't nothing I can do about it, cause I

953
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 11: ain't been down on Clayton Street.

954
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 9: It's one thing you can do about it. You can

955
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,040
Speaker 9: and pay for it. And that's what you're gonna do.

956
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: Now. You're gonna either give me some money. I'm gonna

957
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 2: get it at you. But you you gonna you coming

958
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:07,879
Speaker 2: over here.

959
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,800
Speaker 9: Matter of fact, you're gonna come over here now that

960
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 9: big truck around and bring your butt on over here

961
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 9: right now.

962
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 11: Well, I might well going to turn it around because

963
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,839
Speaker 11: I ain't paying for no tree. I kidding right now.

964
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 9: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you

965
00:51:22,239 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 9: get here, my.

966
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: Cousin here and all my uncles.

967
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 9: Is here sitting up there looking at that. What you

968
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 9: done done in this tree? So bring your own?

969
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 11: Yeah, well, look at here, take that tree and stub

970
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 11: it up. You out your yo. All right. I ain't

971
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 11: be a word with you in this tree no more

972
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 11: because I have told you what. Let me aim this tree.

973
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 9: You come on right now, because you don't know what

974
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 9: this tree mean to me? This tree right here used

975
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,760
Speaker 9: to be home base for hide and go seek?

976
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 11: Are you crying? You big? You crying too?

977
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 9: Man?

978
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,839
Speaker 11: Look at your dog. I ain't treat dog. Look at

979
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 11: wipe your eyes and tell what you this tree right

980
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 11: I'm turning my you just meet me on Clayton Street.

981
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 2: All right, let me tell you something. This tree used

982
00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,880
Speaker 2: to be first base for kickball. Do you hit me that?

983
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:09,759
Speaker 10: Boss?

984
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 2: Dude?

985
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 11: I done told you one ain't tree?

986
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 10: All right?

987
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 11: Hell around this dude your name Lord.

988
00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 19: But you ain't hel Hell is cool Jay, and he

989
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 19: wouldn't not He wouldn't not help come down here and

990
00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 19: told up my mama tree here is not that kind

991
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 19: of person.

992
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 2: But you you lord?

993
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:29,480
Speaker 6: Hey?

994
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 11: You crying for? Man? What crying for?

995
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 2: Could you done messed up my mama tree?

996
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 11: You sound like a hero. I'm crying because my mama

997
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:38,560
Speaker 11: tree broke.

998
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:42,399
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Go round and bring your down.

999
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,719
Speaker 11: I mean that in ten minutes to meet your.

1000
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 2: Where's than me? My uncles is here, my cousin is here.

1001
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:55,760
Speaker 11: All up the braider brunch family. What a bringer?

1002
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 2: I tell you what?

1003
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 11: Right now, it's gonna be hot water in this.

1004
00:53:00,560 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 2: Don't make me no difference. They call you l l my,

1005
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 2: knock you out, and that's what you finnah.

1006
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 11: Get al m, that's come on with it because I'm

1007
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 11: here all right, no running.

1008
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 9: Cool, don't make me listen right up, I'm finna tell

1009
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 9: you one more thing about this tree and you listening

1010
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 9: to me?

1011
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 11: I'm listening, bro, is you listening? I have told you what.

1012
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 11: I don't give it about that, but if you want

1013
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:28,640
Speaker 11: to talk about it, go ahead.

1014
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.

1015
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,919
Speaker 9: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1016
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your boy JJ.

1017
00:53:35,719 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 11: And look, man, what did you just say?

1018
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 9: This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1019
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 9: You just got pranked by your boy.

1020
00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 11: You got to be kidding me.

1021
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:57,480
Speaker 9: Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you

1022
00:53:57,520 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 9: ain't been.

1023
00:53:58,040 --> 00:54:07,359
Speaker 2: On Clayton Street though, Joe oh man, you alright, don't.

1024
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 19: I'm right a man.

1025
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 2: What is the baddest radio show in the land.

1026
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 11: Steve Harby Morning Show made.

1027
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 1: About to get it? You were about to get it.

1028
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:29,880
Speaker 2: Now come on right here, man, what's you crying for?

1029
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:32,040
Speaker 3: The tree?

1030
00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 2: My uncles here, my cousin, the Brady bunch.

1031
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: Huh, I'm by myself.

1032
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 2: Playing another one.

1033
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 11: I don't give up.

1034
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 2: I'm telling you can do that. Tree. I told you

1035
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 2: I ain't been down Clayton Street today. Wow, Jacksonville.

1036
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 9: Here we come at the Florida Theater this coming Saturday night,

1037
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 9: this Easter weekend. I'm gonna, man, I'm gonna try to

1038
00:55:04,239 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 9: bring y'all some eggs down and now I'm gonna happen.

1039
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 2: And get the egg everybody egg when they come in

1040
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:09,279
Speaker 2: the door.

1041
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 9: You want to if I can tell, I'm gonna try

1042
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 9: to get everybody Easter egg at the Florida Theater. But anyway,

1043
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 9: y'all come hang out to Nephew. That's this Saturday night, Jacksonville, Flada.

1044
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:22,200
Speaker 9: Dude Ball, Nephew Tommy and friends. It is an evening

1045
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 9: with Nephew Tommy on Saturday night and Jacksonville, Florida. Oh dear,

1046
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 9: you caught to get a ticket. Tommy's giving out Easter

1047
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 9: eggs at the door, ain't it?

1048
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:39,239
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1056
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1057
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1058
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1060
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1061
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,879
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1062
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,640
Speaker 1: right here, right now. Never know, it could be yours.

1063
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 9: It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We

1064
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 9: got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.

1065
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:43,800
Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject he needs some friends. Dear Stephen Shirley.

1066
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:46,160
Speaker 1: My husband and I are in our late forties and

1067
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 1: we've been married for twenty years. We have one son

1068
00:56:49,880 --> 00:56:52,160
Speaker 1: that was active in sports and he worked with my

1069
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: husband helping to build his trucking business. Our son is

1070
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: nineteen years old. And he recently left the nest and

1071
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: moved out two hours. Moved about two hours from us

1072
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: to be closer to school. He decided to change his

1073
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:09,880
Speaker 1: major and transferred to a better school for his degree program,

1074
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,960
Speaker 1: and I was ecstatic. My husband tried to make him

1075
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,600
Speaker 1: stay closer home, and I had to talk some sense

1076
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:19,439
Speaker 1: into him so our son could pursue his dreams. As

1077
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,920
Speaker 1: soon as my son moved into his new place in

1078
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: his new city, my husband went into a depressed mood,

1079
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 1: and I did my best to keep him company and

1080
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:31,040
Speaker 1: entertain him as much as I could. I realized that

1081
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: my husband does not have real friends. He has guys

1082
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 1: that work with him and my son. He stopped talking

1083
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,880
Speaker 1: to his buddies while he was getting his business going,

1084
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: so they eventually stopped coming around. All he did was

1085
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 1: go to our son's games, go out to eat with

1086
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,320
Speaker 1: our son, work with our son, and watch movies with

1087
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: our son. It's hard for my husband to sit home

1088
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:57,080
Speaker 1: and relax without trying to FaceTime our son. My son

1089
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: sent me a text telling me that he was moving

1090
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: in with his girl and he's hoping his dad will

1091
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: reconnect with his friends so he won't call him so much.

1092
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 1: I didn't tell my husband about the text because I

1093
00:58:08,520 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: didn't want to crush him. Yesterday, he said that we

1094
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: should go visit my son for Easter, and I made

1095
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: up a lot of excuses why we shouldn't. The only

1096
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: thing that keeps him occupied is sex, but I'm not

1097
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,120
Speaker 1: going to keep doing that all the time. So he

1098
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: needs his friends. Should I plan a playdate for him?

1099
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: How do I get him out of this house more?

1100
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,080
Speaker 1: You're certainly right about one thing, and that's the subject

1101
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: of your letter. The subject is he needs some friends,

1102
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: and your husband really really does need some friends. I mean,

1103
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: I'm happy that your husband and son are really, really close,

1104
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: but this is way too much. I mean, your son

1105
00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: moved away to to you know, live his life and

1106
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: follow his dreams, and you've been an excellent wife who's

1107
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: tried to fill in the blanks of the void in

1108
00:58:56,840 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: your husband's you know, feeling. But no matter what you do,

1109
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: that isn't enough. And you, guys, you and your son

1110
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: obviously can't go on like this because your son has

1111
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: a real girlfriend now and he won't be coming back

1112
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: or having you guys over anytime soon. I mean, notice

1113
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: your son didn't invite your guys over for Easter your

1114
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: husband that you're going, I say, instead of planning a date,

1115
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:24,800
Speaker 1: because you asked about planning a playdate for your husband,

1116
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 1: Plan a party, plan a dinner. Invite some of his

1117
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: old friends that he used to work with and some

1118
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: of you know, some of his old buddies, I mean,

1119
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: he has some from the past. Maybe invite them over,

1120
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 1: see if they'll come. You got to find out what

1121
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: they're doing. And bite some other couples over, try to connect,

1122
00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: try to you know, get some parties, going a dinner,

1123
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: going something, you know, so it can distract him from

1124
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: from being so needy where your son is. I've really

1125
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 1: never heard of this before, a father being so attached

1126
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,520
Speaker 1: to a son that he won't let go like this.

1127
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,040
Speaker 1: I mean all kids leave the nest eventually. But if

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01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: you have a dinner party or a house party or something,

1129
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 1: you know, maybe that way you can slowly get your

1130
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 1: husband to start hanging out with his guy friends or

1131
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: some people his age at least. And that's all I have.

1132
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 5: Steve, Well, he needs some friends. See this letter right here.

1133
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 5: I don't have to like write a lot of notes

1134
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 5: on this. I know all of this right here. You know,

1135
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 5: y'all in your late forty's been married twenty years. You

1136
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,760
Speaker 5: only got one son active in sports, and he worked

1137
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 5: with your husband. See, I'm setting this up because I

1138
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 5: want you to understand what's happening. Helping to build his

1139
01:00:39,920 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 5: trucking business. Okay, our son is nineteen years old, and

1140
01:00:44,160 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 5: he recently left the nest and moved about two hours

1141
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:52,920
Speaker 5: from us to be closer to school. He decided to

1142
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 5: change his major and transfer to a better school for

1143
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 5: his degree program. And I was a static. Well, let

1144
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 5: me help you understand. So your son escaped. See, your

1145
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 5: son escaped, that's really what happens. Is boy nineteen decided

1146
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 5: he wasn't be no truck driver. I don't want to

1147
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 5: drive no trucks. I don't want to pick up no load.

1148
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 5: I don't want to be sitting there at the dispatch

1149
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:17,800
Speaker 5: desk monitor loads and all this here. This ain't what

1150
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 5: I want, Daddy. So now I'm going two hours away.

1151
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,120
Speaker 5: I'm gonna move closer, and i'm gonna change major. I'm

1152
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 5: gonna go to a whole nother school. I'm trying to escape.

1153
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 5: My husband tried to make him stay closer to home,

1154
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 5: and I had to talk some sensing to him.

1155
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 2: So our son could pursue his dreams.

1156
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 5: Okay, I understand that too, but you gotta let this

1157
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:40,800
Speaker 5: boy go.

1158
01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 2: He don't want to.

1159
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 5: Be in the truck and business want to drive.

1160
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 2: No truck send up here hauling stuff. So over it.

1161
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 2: This is your dream, daddy.

1162
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 5: As soon as my son moved into his new place

1163
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 5: in the new city, my husband went into it, moved,

1164
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 5: and I did my best to keep him company and

1165
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 5: entertainment as much as I could. I realized that my

1166
01:02:05,040 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 5: husband does not have any real friends. Well, your husband's

1167
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 5: whose life was tied to his son, sporting events, active

1168
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:15,480
Speaker 5: and all like that. He gave him purpose. It's like

1169
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,320
Speaker 5: when you leave a mama. But the problem we have,

1170
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,600
Speaker 5: and sureley you never heard of it is you've all

1171
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 5: heard of mama's boy, But this is a daddy's boy.

1172
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 2: But it's the reverse of mama's boy.

1173
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,720
Speaker 5: Mama boys is a boy that's attached today mama and

1174
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,840
Speaker 5: attached by the apron strings and a biblical cord and

1175
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,000
Speaker 5: can't get him loose, and he can't have a relationship

1176
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 5: with a woman because his relationship with him Mamma tude clothes. Well,

1177
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 5: a daddy's boy is the direct opposite it's the father

1178
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,720
Speaker 5: tied to his son and he can't function without the son.

1179
01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 5: The son that decided I'm not driving no truck.

1180
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: Hold on, Steve, hold on, I'm moving out. Part two.

1181
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,200
Speaker 1: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

1182
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:59,120
Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour. The subject of today's

1183
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 1: strawberry letter he needs some friends. We'll get back into

1184
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:10,080
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1185
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01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: come on, Steve. Let's recap today strawberry letter. The subject

1193
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: is he needs some friends.

1194
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:47,840
Speaker 2: Well, let's look at this.

1195
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 5: This is this woman and husband been married for twenty years,

1196
01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,040
Speaker 5: only got one boy at Demand's whole life was wrapped

1197
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 5: around his son sport and events, everything, and his dreaming

1198
01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:01,000
Speaker 5: vision was have his son involved in the tree trucking business.

1199
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,120
Speaker 2: They were building the business together.

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01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:06,560
Speaker 5: As soon as this boy got nineteen and was eight

1201
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 5: able to make a decision, vote and go to war,

1202
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:12,880
Speaker 5: he decided that he gonna move about two hours away

1203
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 5: from y'all because he tied in his heir. Because they

1204
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,840
Speaker 5: don't want to be any trucking business. Your boy don't

1205
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,240
Speaker 5: want to drive trucks. He got a new dream and

1206
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 5: a new vision, got another degree programmed.

1207
01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,920
Speaker 2: The mother was ecstatic.

1208
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,480
Speaker 5: Your husband tried to make him stay and talk some

1209
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:30,080
Speaker 5: sensing to him so his son could pursue his dream. Well,

1210
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 5: when the son moved into his new place in the

1211
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,680
Speaker 5: new city, your husband went into a depression. And I

1212
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 5: kept trying to keep him company and entertaining best you could.

1213
01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:40,400
Speaker 5: And then you realize that your husband don't have real friends.

1214
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,919
Speaker 5: What should have realized? That your husband is a daddy's boy,

1215
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,880
Speaker 5: see a daddy's boy. See you got a mama's boy,

1216
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,000
Speaker 5: But you got daddy's boy too. That's when the father

1217
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 5: is attached to the son. He had his whole life

1218
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 5: wrapped around the boy. He was living vicariously through the son.

1219
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 1: That's really a thing.

1220
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,160
Speaker 2: Stee, No, I just made that up just now.

1221
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, like is that really a thing?

1222
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:06,840
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, well, it's it's very very rare.

1223
01:05:08,080 --> 01:05:08,840
Speaker 2: It's very rare.

1224
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,320
Speaker 5: But it is the direct opposite of a mama's boy.

1225
01:05:12,320 --> 01:05:14,680
Speaker 5: But the daddy's boy. There are men who are attaching

1226
01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 5: live vicariously through their sons, go to all sporting events

1227
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 5: and all like this in their whole life. And then

1228
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 5: a lot of sons move out and get on their

1229
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 5: own and their dad become depressed. That's really really I

1230
01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 5: don't know if it's called the daddy's boy, but that's

1231
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 5: what we're calling it for this letter. But I know

1232
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:29,520
Speaker 5: some guys know a couple of friends of mine that

1233
01:05:29,600 --> 01:05:32,440
Speaker 5: lived their life like that, sons really involved in athletics,

1234
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,000
Speaker 5: went on to college and everything and everything, and he

1235
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,480
Speaker 5: didn't he didn't go pro and that not that out

1236
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 5: because that's all he was had his whole that was

1237
01:05:39,640 --> 01:05:40,800
Speaker 5: his retirement playing.

1238
01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,600
Speaker 2: So anyway, and so now.

1239
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 5: While he was building the business with his son, he

1240
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 5: was he was getting his business going there, all his

1241
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,600
Speaker 5: friends stopped coming around because he was busy. All he

1242
01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:57,720
Speaker 5: did was go to your son's games. Go to eat

1243
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 5: with your son, work out with your son. Why movies

1244
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 5: with our.

1245
01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:01,439
Speaker 2: Son is hard?

1246
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 5: And my husband sit home and relaxed without trying to

1247
01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:06,959
Speaker 5: FaceTime our son who lives away.

1248
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 2: Now here's the dangerous part. Watch this.

1249
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 5: My son sent me a text telling me that he

1250
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:14,040
Speaker 5: was moving in with his girlfriend and he's hoping his

1251
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:16,920
Speaker 5: dad will reconnect with his friends so he won't call

1252
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 5: him so much. Okay, let me take what's happening here,

1253
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,439
Speaker 5: that boy and movie in with this girl, and boy

1254
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 5: to moving in with this girl. That daddy always facetiming.

1255
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 5: Daddy gonna FaceTime as some inappropriate moments because it's born

1256
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 5: at nineteen day in that house like rabbits, most of

1257
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:38,480
Speaker 5: the time they're gonna be doing something and your daddy

1258
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:39,520
Speaker 5: gonna be facetiming.

1259
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:44,480
Speaker 2: Then the boy can't pick the phone daddy. Huh, Now

1260
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 2: hold on that.

1261
01:06:49,760 --> 01:06:54,320
Speaker 5: See So now he'd have told his mama, you gotta

1262
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:56,480
Speaker 5: talk to daddy getting reconnected so he ain't got to

1263
01:06:56,520 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 5: call me the month. Now, you didn't want to tell

1264
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:00,960
Speaker 5: your husband about to tech because you didn't want.

1265
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: To crush you crush him?

1266
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we but we hear girls.

1267
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 5: Man, he's gonna go Hey, look, you're calling him too much.

1268
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:10,280
Speaker 5: He want to live his life. He the moved his

1269
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,720
Speaker 5: girl in. Now he in love with this girl.

1270
01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:14,760
Speaker 2: Now.

1271
01:07:14,840 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 5: Yesterday he said he wanna go visit his son for Easter.

1272
01:07:18,600 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 5: What son ain't got no babies. You ain't gonna see

1273
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:26,000
Speaker 5: your grandkids. Your son nineteen, He ain't even gonna come

1274
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 5: home for Easter.

1275
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 2: Him and that girl. Let me tell you what they

1276
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,440
Speaker 2: finish do on Easter.

1277
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:35,760
Speaker 5: She finnha dress up like a bunnet rabbit, and he's

1278
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 5: going to hide eggs all over the.

1279
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:40,120
Speaker 2: House and they gonna have an Easter egg hunted. Every

1280
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 2: time she pick up.

1281
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 5: An egg, he gonna reward her with this special made

1282
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:47,960
Speaker 5: bunnet suit. See that what they finish do on Easter.

1283
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 5: They ain't even gonna eat on Easter they had.

1284
01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:53,840
Speaker 2: They just gonna have a.

1285
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,080
Speaker 5: Basket with candy in it. They're gonna be feeding each other. Boy,

1286
01:07:57,200 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 5: he finish had the best Easter he ever had without

1287
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:06,920
Speaker 5: showing daddy Daddy's boy. Yeah, and then she gonna talk

1288
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,840
Speaker 5: about so you made up a lot of excuses why

1289
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 5: we shouldn't go, And the only thing that keeps him

1290
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 5: occupied is sick. But I'm not gonna keep doing that

1291
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:16,040
Speaker 5: all the time. So he needs his friends. Should I

1292
01:08:16,080 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 5: plan a playdate for him? How do I get him

1293
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:20,640
Speaker 5: out of the house more? You have to plan a

1294
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 5: play date. Yeah, you got to contact his friends and go, hey, look, Herbert,

1295
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 5: he ain't been paying y'all, no attention counts he but

1296
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:31,679
Speaker 5: he really misses y'all and want to get out the house.

1297
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 5: Now we need a barbecue, We need a card night poker,

1298
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:41,400
Speaker 5: We need a boy's night out. When do y'all go

1299
01:08:41,439 --> 01:08:43,960
Speaker 5: to the strip club? But you got to get Herbert

1300
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 5: out of this house and get his mind occupied.

1301
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:50,799
Speaker 1: That's right, he needs some friends.

1302
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:53,639
Speaker 5: You got to call his friends and get in touch

1303
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 5: with him. Tell them that he's depressed and he need

1304
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:59,719
Speaker 5: to get out the house and let him go ahead,

1305
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,280
Speaker 5: and you gotta go bowlding.

1306
01:09:01,479 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 2: So go bowlding night man.

1307
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:06,080
Speaker 5: Go get you in a go go to the gym

1308
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:07,240
Speaker 5: and work out with your friend.

1309
01:09:07,479 --> 01:09:10,320
Speaker 1: Go what go to a game? A basketball game?

1310
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,800
Speaker 5: No, then he gonna start crying, sheery, because he used

1311
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 5: to go with all his games with his son.

1312
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:23,240
Speaker 2: You do this, Shelly, Sureley. Stop. They don't live in

1313
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 2: the NBA city. This ain't from no NBA city town.

1314
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,639
Speaker 5: It did not say that they live in willow winne Virginia,

1315
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:34,839
Speaker 5: somewhere like that. This is nobody. Everybody writing in from Atlanta,

1316
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 5: New York and nothing like this. This ain't no New

1317
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:40,679
Speaker 5: York problem. This is a small town problem where man

1318
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 5: got his life wrapped.

1319
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:45,040
Speaker 2: Around his son. This is a small town problem, all right.

1320
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:48,840
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1321
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:51,880
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1324
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Speaker 1: All right, so this Sunday is Easter Resurrection Day, you'll

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Speaker 1: get the day Christians celebrate all around the world. So guys,

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Speaker 1: let's talk about our favorite childhood Easter memories. I'm sure

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01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 1: you have some. Easter was an important day still is

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Speaker 1: growing up. I mean, you know, Eastern New Easter clothes,

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Speaker 1: all of that.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, mon, our favorite one was also my worst one.

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Speaker 9: At the same time, what do you mean, mad, Me

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Speaker 9: and my cousin decided we was gonna do you know,

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01:11:10,960 --> 01:11:12,840
Speaker 9: you know, you bought eggs and you paint them and

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Speaker 9: do all.

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Speaker 1: That, you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so we decided we did these eggs, but we

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Speaker 2: didn't ball them.

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Speaker 9: Man on purpose, put them out there for people to find.

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Speaker 9: And man, when they start breaking the egg, that yoke

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01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:28,040
Speaker 9: was all over that place.

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Speaker 2: Boy, my mama found out. It was me and my

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Speaker 2: cousin that did. What I mean, we had that yoke.

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Speaker 9: That yoke was all over the people's suits, man, all

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Speaker 9: over the people. Well, me and my cousin laughing our

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Speaker 9: butt off. Man, My mama whooped out right there in

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Speaker 9: that church yard. Man, Oh my god, I mean I

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01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:51,719
Speaker 9: mean about nine beat our butt to death.

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Speaker 2: Man, I mean your man passed. They had yoke all

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Speaker 2: on this road. We were bad.

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Speaker 9: It was bad, but we had we had done about

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Speaker 9: three dozen in them. We had a bunch of row

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Speaker 9: e just painted oh man, we that's that's that's that's

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Speaker 9: my first prank right there.

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Speaker 2: Right yeah, that's when it all started.

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Speaker 1: That's right there, Junior.

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Speaker 8: I don't like right now, just like the Thursday before Easter,

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01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:23,639
Speaker 8: I'm getting because I ain't got that speech together yet.

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Speaker 1: I say speech with the bell in the hands.

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Speaker 20: He ro save space, she was mike, because I can't

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Speaker 20: get the second line out. This the Thursday before we

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Speaker 20: got to perform on Sunday. I ain't got nothing together.

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Speaker 20: I'm on a lot of pressure right now, can't get

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Speaker 20: it together. Right now, all that bill was coming across

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01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:58,000
Speaker 20: my back five he roll, I need to ride right now, house.

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Speaker 2: I can't.

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01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:01,400
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

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Speaker 5: I see his Roebuck had a suit called the ten Way.

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Speaker 5: It had reversible pants, reversible vest, and reversible jacket and

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01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,120
Speaker 5: they said you could make ten combinations out of there.

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Speaker 2: I had thirty five.

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Speaker 5: White folks. They didn't know what I was finn to do.

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Speaker 5: I was turning inside out.

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01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:31,799
Speaker 2: I was so cold. I would go to church.

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01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 5: Let the little girl see me go to the bathroom

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01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 5: and come out with a whole of outfit on it.

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01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:44,719
Speaker 2: I'm changing that church, and I can change anywhere.

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01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:46,920
Speaker 5: I could go in the road closet and change the

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Speaker 5: bathroom and change I go.

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Speaker 2: I go in the janitor clause of the chain. I

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Speaker 2: come up.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,

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01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:05,680
Speaker 1: it is time now for comedy roulette. J please quickly explain.

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01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:12,240
Speaker 15: It's putting three subjects on a wheel, spinning wheel, where

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01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,480
Speaker 15: the wheel stops. We can make it funny because we're comedians.

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Speaker 1: This is true, all right. Today's categories are lies people

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01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,799
Speaker 1: you know, people are gonna be telling lies and lies.

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01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:32,040
Speaker 1: People tell about why they can't pay you back your money. Lies,

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01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:37,800
Speaker 1: You tell about something you know you saw, and then oh,

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01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: this is interesting. A nice way to tell a Christian off.

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01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: A nice way to tell Christian off. All right, yeah,

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01:14:46,920 --> 01:15:01,280
Speaker 1: all right, let's spend the wheel. A nice way to

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01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,240
Speaker 1: tell a Christian off. Let's go, fellas, all run here

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01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:04,599
Speaker 1: we go.

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01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,080
Speaker 2: I always found that.

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01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:10,280
Speaker 15: I always found that went in an argument with the Christian,

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01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,800
Speaker 15: go biblical on their behind. Yeah, straight biblical and hit

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01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 15: them with this judge ye not lest you be judged.

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01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:20,439
Speaker 2: And then just walk away and then you.

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01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 8: I like, yeah, Jay, I'm kind of in that same vein,

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01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 8: but I like to apply to stories directly to them

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01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,719
Speaker 8: when I'm arguing with Christians, Like, I know, he died

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01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:32,519
Speaker 8: for your sins, but you about to go tell it

1415
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 8: thank you?

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01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:34,680
Speaker 13: What.

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01:15:36,240 --> 01:15:38,360
Speaker 8: I know, he died for your sins, but you're about

1418
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:43,719
Speaker 8: to go tell him thank you.

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01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:46,920
Speaker 2: About this right here? You know, I don't believe Jesus

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01:15:46,920 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 2: would it? Did that?

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01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:52,479
Speaker 1: A nice way to tell a Christian off.

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01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:56,479
Speaker 15: Yes, yeah, and we go comedy roulette. Nice way to

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01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:59,360
Speaker 15: tell a Christian off. You know, I don't think Jesus

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01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 15: ever had a fight, but I have. Okay, Jesus never

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01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:09,760
Speaker 15: had a fight, but I have. Okay, Yeah, this is

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01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,320
Speaker 15: what I do.

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01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,800
Speaker 8: You know, the ones that think they better than everybody else.

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01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 8: It's like I never saw you walk on water.

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01:16:22,120 --> 01:16:23,560
Speaker 2: I didn't see it.

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01:16:23,720 --> 01:16:26,839
Speaker 1: So nice way to tell a Christian off. Come on, Steve.

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01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 2: You know, I know Daniel got off the lines then,

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01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:32,200
Speaker 2: but this.

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01:16:32,200 --> 01:16:38,080
Speaker 1: Is my house, like that just went there.

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01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:45,280
Speaker 15: A nice way to tell a Christian off, Jay, A

1435
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 15: nice way to tell a Christian of you know, Easter

1436
01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 15: is coming up.

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01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,200
Speaker 1: I hope you get to wear that soup.

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01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:53,120
Speaker 2: You gotta lad away, Okay, keep.

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01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 1: On, keep one.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you can always apply stories in the Bible to Christians.

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01:17:03,240 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 8: I always like the ones that hurt, like you know,

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01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 8: they be talking mess you say, uh, you know, have

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01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:13,920
Speaker 8: you ever heard the story of Stoning and Stephen? Because

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01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:18,240
Speaker 8: what I'm about to do going there a nice way.

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01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,640
Speaker 2: Junior off into the deep form of Christian.

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01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've got to know that. You know that, you

1447
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 1: know that it's.

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01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 2: A nice way to tell them. Now you know you

1449
01:17:34,040 --> 01:17:36,000
Speaker 2: aren't just supposed to read the scriptures.

1450
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,120
Speaker 1: There's a lot of judgment on.

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01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:44,599
Speaker 3: Mm hm.

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01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,120
Speaker 15: The nice way to tell a Christian of you know,

1453
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:49,599
Speaker 15: hell's in the Bible, won't you go there.

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01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:00,800
Speaker 8: I'm not saying your daughter, I'm not saying that, but

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01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 8: she got a Jazbel spirit.

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01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:07,879
Speaker 3: Earlier.

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01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:08,320
Speaker 5: Yeah.

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01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:12,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean at least you guys are cussing. Okay,

1459
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:17,080
Speaker 1: nice A nice ways about.

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01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,160
Speaker 2: A nice way to tell a Christian all.

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01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:28,600
Speaker 5: Well, you know, Kirk Franklin said it best.

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01:18:28,280 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 1: I ain't a good one, hey, you know, and that

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01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentlemen is comedy roulette. We'll have more of

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Speaker 1: today's trending stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after right after this, you're listening to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, so Steve as your voice.

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Speaker 1: Lawyer in Arizona has sparked a debate on social media

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Speaker 1: after revealing the five occupations she says have the highest

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Speaker 1: percentage of cheaters. These are the most common jobs those

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Speaker 1: who cheat on their spouse. Based on her experience, she says,

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Speaker 1: Number five pilots and flight attendants. Oh that's number five, okay.

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Speaker 1: Number four men in the military, men in the military,

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Speaker 1: age and women.

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Speaker 2: In Holland ain't never been in the.

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Speaker 1: Military, okay. Number three bartenders don't even drink. Number two

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Speaker 1: police officers, police, Yeah what Number one? Who do you

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Speaker 1: think is number one? Just stick a wild guest.

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01:19:42,760 --> 01:19:46,160
Speaker 2: Doc ranchers, politicians.

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Speaker 1: Firefighters, firefighters, they put fires out everywhere.

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Speaker 5: They no, they down there, they down they down there

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Speaker 5: to blee at that.

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Speaker 2: Station two three days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know.

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01:20:01,920 --> 01:20:02,960
Speaker 2: They covered for each other.

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01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:05,920
Speaker 1: Oh so they say they have to go to work

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01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:08,439
Speaker 1: on their own okay, all.

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01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,280
Speaker 2: Right, and then go put the fires out.

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Speaker 9: Yes.

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01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:14,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, No doctors, no politicians, none of that, no

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01:20:14,920 --> 01:20:18,160
Speaker 1: one in media. They didn't mention that all right, but

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01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:22,439
Speaker 1: the first responders just did I know, police, all the

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Speaker 1: stress coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour,

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01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 1: we'll play around it. Would you rather right after this

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01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:39,040
Speaker 5: You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs

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01:20:39,040 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 5: while you're driving distract you from that truck drifting toward

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Speaker 5: your lane or that lane.

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Speaker 2: Splitting biker creeping up.

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Speaker 5: Besides, fortunately, every Honday offers advanced safety features that can

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Speaker 5: alert you to potential dangers around.

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Speaker 9: And Hondai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top

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Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety

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Speaker 9: awards include Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick plus awards

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Speaker 9: to Hondai vehicles from two thousand and six to twenty

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Speaker 9: twenty five.

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Speaker 1: Time out guys for would you rather? Would you rather

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01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,439
Speaker 1: soak in a tub of hot dog water? Or would

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01:21:14,479 --> 01:21:17,240
Speaker 1: you rather sit in a jacuzzi with fifteen people?

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01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:21,320
Speaker 5: Well, when I'm when I'm in the tub, I'm making

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01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:25,160
Speaker 5: hot dog water, So that's not so that's not straight

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01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:25,599
Speaker 5: at here.

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01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,439
Speaker 1: If you were offended by that, nephew, yeah.

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01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,080
Speaker 2: I rather let me go get in the hot. Well

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01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:34,719
Speaker 2: that's because you don't. You didn't.

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01:21:34,760 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 5: You didn't get the joke, So just do that. Don't

1516
01:21:37,600 --> 01:21:39,760
Speaker 5: kill it joke, Just say you didn't get the joke.

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01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:42,960
Speaker 5: If I'm sitting in the bath turb, got it, I'm

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01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:45,559
Speaker 5: making hot dog water.

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01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:50,360
Speaker 2: But you know, mister, mister kill it joke, I don't.

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01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:52,400
Speaker 10: Know.

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01:21:53,280 --> 01:21:55,960
Speaker 5: He's so busy, he's so busy being a germophobic. Now

1522
01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:57,519
Speaker 5: you don't get a joke. Up, been there with them

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01:21:57,520 --> 01:22:01,720
Speaker 5: fifteen people, you don't know? All right, we'll move I've

1524
01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:05,640
Speaker 5: never I've never climbed into a hot tub at a

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01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 5: resort while people was in it. Now I've been at

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01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 5: a resort and nobody was in it, and then some

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01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:12,559
Speaker 5: people came and got in it.

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01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:13,639
Speaker 2: I got up and get out.

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01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, all right.

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01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:18,600
Speaker 2: I'm just not going to be in no tub or

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01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:20,479
Speaker 2: water and look over and it's another dude in that.

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01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:25,280
Speaker 1: We're not to do this here, all right, Moving on,

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01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:28,679
Speaker 1: Moving on, guys, would you rather have an X over

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01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: for Easter dinner?

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01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 2: B B?

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01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:39,040
Speaker 1: Or would you rather fast from eating all day? That means, yeah,

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01:22:39,080 --> 01:22:41,719
Speaker 1: you've gone fast rather than have your for dinner.

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01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,800
Speaker 2: I've had the day foe at two days the faster.

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01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,680
Speaker 2: I want him up. Yeah, I'll be.

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01:22:50,960 --> 01:22:53,439
Speaker 1: Your ex over for a couple hours.

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01:22:53,479 --> 01:22:57,640
Speaker 2: Don't give up, I will you rushed to the hospital.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever stayed with somebody you couldn't stand for

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Speaker 5: a period of time?

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Speaker 2: Do you know what an hour feel like?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Two hours? Easter dinner.

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Speaker 5: That'll be the most unholy meal I've ever eaten on sh.

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Speaker 1: All right, keeping on that eating subject. Would you rather

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Speaker 1: eat twenty four Easter eggs in a day or an

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Speaker 1: entire green bean castle role.

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Speaker 5: And Tian castle roll? Yeah, you better give me that

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01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,799
Speaker 5: green bean castle. Your eggs gonna pat you partner?

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01:23:33,479 --> 01:23:36,040
Speaker 2: Four eggs, boy, the man's gonna be with you for

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01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 2: a month.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather wear a tight muscle shirt on stage?

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01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:49,760
Speaker 1: Be tight muscle shirt on stage, or perform barefoot b B?

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01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:53,720
Speaker 5: Yeah my feet ain't bad, but my body with a

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01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 5: tight muscle shirt on, damn it's comp That's the show

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Speaker 5: right there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we walk material, would be about me?

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Speaker 1: That's today's round of would you rather? Thanks? Guys, We'll

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Speaker 1: be back with the last break of the day and

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Speaker 1: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this. Hey, y'all. This is Monica,

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01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:18,760
Speaker 1: This is Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blid Yo.

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Speaker 2: This is Steven A. Smith.

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01:24:20,120 --> 01:24:21,160
Speaker 1: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.

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01:24:21,439 --> 01:24:23,080
Speaker 2: You have no idea what it is.

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01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:25,519
Speaker 9: This is Carlos Miller and this may or may not

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Speaker 9: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:32,720
Speaker 6: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:36,880
Speaker 5: You can't let the urge to sing your favorite songs

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01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:40,320
Speaker 5: while you're driving distract you from that trunk drifting toward

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01:24:40,439 --> 01:24:44,680
Speaker 5: your raine or that lane splitting biker creeping up. Besides, fortunately,

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Speaker 5: every Hunday offers advanced safety features that can alert you

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Speaker 5: to potential dangers around.

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Speaker 9: And Hyundai has over one hundred and thirty IIHS Top

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Speaker 9: Safety awards since two thousand and six. IIHS Top Safety

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Speaker 9: awards include Top Safety Pick and Top Safety Pick, plus

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Speaker 9: awards to Hondai be HIPOs from two thousand and six

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Speaker 9: to twenty twenty five.

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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the

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Speaker 1: day on this Friday, and Steve's what do you have

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Speaker 1: for us closing remarks wise today?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, here's something that I think is very helpful to people,

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Speaker 5: and it will help you open yourself up to really

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01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:26,880
Speaker 5: what God truly can have for you. And the reason

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01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:31,280
Speaker 5: I'm saying that is because oftentimes we limit what God

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01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:35,040
Speaker 5: can do in our lives simply by the way we

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01:25:35,040 --> 01:25:41,320
Speaker 5: we think and simply by our expectations. God has no

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01:25:41,560 --> 01:25:45,920
Speaker 5: He's limitless. You can't put him in a box. You

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01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:49,320
Speaker 5: can't put what God can do for you in the

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01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:53,080
Speaker 5: parameters of your thinking. What you've got to do is

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01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:56,000
Speaker 5: you've got to open up your mind so you can

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01:25:56,040 --> 01:25:58,960
Speaker 5: be open to all of His goodness and what He

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01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:02,160
Speaker 5: can do for you. And I'm saying that to say

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Speaker 5: this because a lot of times people ask God and

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01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:12,680
Speaker 5: only think about stuff that they can see themselves attaining.

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Speaker 5: Basically with your check. There's a scripture that says you

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Speaker 5: have not cause you ask not. Well, then most people go, Lord,

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Speaker 5: help me make my rent. And then I have to

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01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:26,760
Speaker 5: ask you, well, don't he always? Why would you not

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01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:31,320
Speaker 5: ask God for a mortgage? Well, become a homeowner. Then

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01:26:31,400 --> 01:26:34,960
Speaker 5: here comes the thinking of man when you start putting

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01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:39,200
Speaker 5: in stuff like, well, I don't make enough money, my

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01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:43,599
Speaker 5: credit score, I haven't been on my job long enough.

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01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:49,080
Speaker 5: I can't afford that. Therefore, why would I sit up

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01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:53,800
Speaker 5: and ask for that? See, you're knocking yourself out of

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01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:57,800
Speaker 5: so many blessings that God can have for you by

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01:26:57,840 --> 01:27:02,640
Speaker 5: your limited thinking. Because God has no limits, so you

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01:27:02,760 --> 01:27:05,479
Speaker 5: have to open up your mind, so you have to

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01:27:05,479 --> 01:27:08,520
Speaker 5: start thinking of things that is in your imagination.

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Speaker 2: Why would you not ask God for a big house?

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01:27:13,560 --> 01:27:17,040
Speaker 5: You don't think that God got enough sense based on

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Speaker 5: this scripture.

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Speaker 2: You have not called. You asked.

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Speaker 5: Now most people don't ask because they don't see no

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01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,720
Speaker 5: way they can get it. You don't think that if

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01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:25,960
Speaker 5: you ask God for a big house. You don't think

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01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,680
Speaker 5: he got enough sense to make a way for you

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01:27:27,760 --> 01:27:31,360
Speaker 5: to get the house. You don't think that he knows

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01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:33,920
Speaker 5: that you need more money and that he know how

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01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,519
Speaker 5: to make a way for you to make more money.

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Speaker 5: You don't think he got that part figured out. You

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01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:39,960
Speaker 5: think he needs your help figuring that out. You don't

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01:27:40,040 --> 01:27:42,599
Speaker 5: think that he know that if you got X amount

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01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:44,920
Speaker 5: of dollars, your credit scord really don't matter. You don't

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01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,519
Speaker 5: think he know that He know all of that. But

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01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:50,800
Speaker 5: you've limited to see what He can do and how

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01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:53,400
Speaker 5: he can move in your life because you won't think

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Speaker 5: big enough. That is a book that changed my life.

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Speaker 5: The name of the book is called the Magic of Thinking. Big,

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Speaker 5: and it's by David Schwartz. It's the magic of Thinking Big.

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Speaker 5: And I didn't understand this until I was selling Amway.

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Speaker 5: Amway was one of the greatest periods of my life

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Speaker 5: because it introduced me to positive books. It introduced me

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Speaker 5: to self motivation and self help books. And those are

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Speaker 5: really the only books I read outside of the Bible.

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01:28:25,560 --> 01:28:28,080
Speaker 5: I don't read anything. I don't read novels, love stories.

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Speaker 5: I ain't got no time for that. But the Power

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Speaker 5: of positive thinking about Norman Vincent Peel, Think and Grow

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Speaker 5: Rich by Napoleon Hill. The Magic of Thinking Big by

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Speaker 5: David Schwartz. I have time to read that because the

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Speaker 5: Magic of Thinking Big taught me something.

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Speaker 2: It taught me that it does.

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Speaker 5: Not require any more brain power to think big than

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01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:52,479
Speaker 5: it does to think small. It doesn't require anymore. You

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01:28:52,520 --> 01:28:57,840
Speaker 5: ain't got the grunt look. You can say Volkswagon, or

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01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:02,120
Speaker 5: you can say Rose Royce. Doesn't your brain don't have

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01:29:02,240 --> 01:29:07,040
Speaker 5: to shift and burn most sales and you got to

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01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:11,160
Speaker 5: throw yourself into something to say Rose Royce versus Volkswagon.

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01:29:12,360 --> 01:29:16,519
Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt more to say rent or mortgage. It

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01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:20,639
Speaker 5: doesn't hurt no more to say new car than use car.

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01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:26,240
Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt more to say hand me down than

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01:29:26,280 --> 01:29:29,120
Speaker 5: it costs such than it costs you to say brand new.

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Speaker 5: If you buy this book, The Magic of Thinking Big

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01:29:32,560 --> 01:29:35,840
Speaker 5: by David Schwartz, It's an amazing way. It changed my

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01:29:35,920 --> 01:29:38,960
Speaker 5: thinking in my twenties, and so I started thinking big.

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01:29:39,320 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 5: Once I started thinking big, I started opening up to

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Speaker 5: the possibilities of God.

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Speaker 2: Because God is big? Am I not right? God is big?

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Speaker 5: So why would you get in the way of his

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01:29:50,200 --> 01:29:53,920
Speaker 5: bigness with your small mindedness. See, you're getting in the

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01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,559
Speaker 5: way of your blessings by the way you think. You

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01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:59,760
Speaker 5: keep thinking in terms of your paycheck. Get God ain't

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01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:02,840
Speaker 5: in you your paycheck. Get out of your paycheck, man,

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01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:06,240
Speaker 5: Get out of your current situations. Where you are is

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01:30:06,320 --> 01:30:10,400
Speaker 5: just temporary. God has another place for you. God got

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01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:13,479
Speaker 5: a great life for you, but you got to invite

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01:30:13,560 --> 01:30:17,160
Speaker 5: him in and let him show it to you. Quit

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01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:19,599
Speaker 5: wasting his time with this little bit of man. Get

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01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:23,880
Speaker 5: out of your own way. You are in your way

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01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:28,400
Speaker 5: with your limited thinking. People ask me all the time, man,

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01:30:28,439 --> 01:30:30,240
Speaker 5: why you always at the meetings while you run?

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01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,160
Speaker 2: Why don't you just sit down and take your day off?

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01:30:32,200 --> 01:30:34,479
Speaker 5: Because I can't get where I'm going sitting down taking

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01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:38,760
Speaker 5: my days off. I'm about the business of becoming successful

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Speaker 5: and happy.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 2: Am I successful? Yeah? Am I happy? Yeah?

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01:30:42,920 --> 01:30:46,960
Speaker 5: Happier than I ever been? But and I have everything

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01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,679
Speaker 5: I need? Can I tell y'all that I don't need

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01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:52,320
Speaker 5: nothing else? But I'm in the wont.

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01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:54,880
Speaker 2: Side of life. I just won't.

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01:30:55,520 --> 01:30:58,759
Speaker 5: I'm not greedy. I'm not asking you to give me nothing.

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Speaker 5: I'm willing to work for other things.

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Speaker 2: I want.

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Speaker 5: I want to see how the other class of people live.

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01:31:04,439 --> 01:31:06,040
Speaker 5: I want to see what that's like. I want to

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01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:11,120
Speaker 5: see what it's like when my grandchildren's children will remember

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01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:14,719
Speaker 5: my name because I left them something, because I created

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01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:18,040
Speaker 5: a legacy that I put money away from my grandchildren

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01:31:18,160 --> 01:31:21,640
Speaker 5: and my children's children. That's what I'm working on. You

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01:31:21,680 --> 01:31:25,519
Speaker 5: can do that. God is capable. Get out your way.

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01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:27,920
Speaker 5: This is the book again, y'all, The Magic of Thinking

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01:31:27,920 --> 01:31:30,560
Speaker 5: Big by David Schwartz. Go buy it, Go by it,

1697
01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:33,559
Speaker 5: just go by, change the way you think. Just check

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01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:36,080
Speaker 5: it out. It's a really, really great book. That was

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01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:37,720
Speaker 5: my clothes remarks. Y'all have a great Jim.

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Speaker 2: I want to get audio because I don't feed that,

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01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:45,720
Speaker 2: so I can you see y'all. Have a great weekend. Y'all.

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