Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera
Speaker 1: je Edge. Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two
Speaker 1: Teas and a Pod. We are back to Top season two,
Speaker 1: episode three. We have been in a deep discussion about
Speaker 1: arsenals and no, we need to have an arsenal that
Speaker 1: we need to talk about episode three of Dubai.
Speaker 2: And I thought it was pretty good. Actually, have you
Speaker 2: ever been hypnotized?
Speaker 1: I I don't know if I've been hypnotized, but I
Speaker 1: think I was there one time when somebody was trying
Speaker 1: to hypnotize my dad to get him to quit smoking.
Speaker 2: Didn't work. It didn't work. I got hypnotized and not
Speaker 2: it's very farm once on purpose. Yeah, I went up
Speaker 2: on stage and everything. I don't know what happened. Did
Speaker 2: they put you down?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I think we were all sitting in chairs. They picked
Speaker 2: us from the audience and then they had to hypnotize
Speaker 2: us to do stupid things. Did you you did it?
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I was like right out of high school,
Speaker 2: but you could.
Speaker 1: You would act out of school like you didn't want
Speaker 1: to do it, but your body would force you to
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, something like that. I don't know, but if you
Speaker 2: have to get hypnotized to not micromanage your husband. That
Speaker 2: scares me. How about how about Sergio? Uh listening from
Speaker 2: the hallway and he said he wouldn't have sex with
Speaker 2: his mother.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you think that the age difference has something to
Speaker 2: do with Caroline micromanaging Sergio?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I think it has to do with money. Oh, she's
Speaker 2: got a ton of money. Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: I think no matter what man or woman age difference aside.
Speaker 2: I'm Bella.
Speaker 1: Me and Slay just watched the movie which you guys
Speaker 1: should watch. It's so good with the Anna Hathaway called
Speaker 1: The Idea of You and it's about this mom who
Speaker 1: falls in love with the pop star that her daughter
Speaker 1: like whatever, It's very good movie. We were all into it,
Speaker 1: but it brought us to a conversation about like that,
Speaker 1: did you see it?
Speaker 2: I did. It's cute.
Speaker 1: It's cute, but I think when there is a power
Speaker 1: shift financially and there is one person always in charge, listen.
Speaker 2: I love Sergio.
Speaker 1: I think that he's really sweet, and I think at
Speaker 1: the beginning there's a lot of like, especially if you
Speaker 1: come from a marriage where you're not getting a ton
Speaker 1: of attention, and then all of a sudden, you get
Speaker 1: all this attention.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. And then all of a sudden, as Carolyn's.
Speaker 1: Daughter said, not me, this is not a quote from me,
Speaker 1: but you're like a lost puppy following her around.
Speaker 2: M m, his daughter said. Her daughter said a few
Speaker 2: other things we're gonna get to too. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit concerned for them, to be honest
Speaker 2: with you, here's what I'm more concerned about.
Speaker 1: It's not even that he's like following her around like
Speaker 1: a lost puppy. Like I think there are other people
Speaker 1: on reality shows that the men that follow around like
Speaker 1: lost puppies. And I actually would never say that about Eddie.
Speaker 1: Eddie carries his own.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's like he's gonna say and do what
Speaker 2: he wants to do, and he's gonna fucking do it. Yes,
Speaker 2: this is the guy that won't even hold my purse. Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: Eddie and I are both very much equals, like we like,
Speaker 2: you do your thing, I do my thing. We do
Speaker 2: things together. We do spend a lot of time together.
Speaker 2: So I understand where Caroline's coming from that they're like
Speaker 2: together all the time. Do I wish sometimes we have
Speaker 2: we had a little me time alone time. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 2: I was thinking about the other day because we are
Speaker 2: together so much. But I get up really early. I
Speaker 2: have an hour before anybody in the house gets up.
Speaker 2: That's my me time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think. But still Eddie has balls. He
Speaker 1: can say, no, tam Ro, I'm not doing this. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He says that quite often I could not imagine up
Speaker 2: my age being with somebody in the twenties. I mean
Speaker 2: I could, I could not. Well, you're younger than me,
Speaker 2: but I just could not. Could not. I don't even
Speaker 2: know what we would talk about.
Speaker 1: I could, but if that person was less had less
Speaker 1: balls than me, I could not. I cannot. I cannot
Speaker 1: lead the show like I need. I need somebody in
Speaker 1: control of something, whether it's finances, business, the families. Like
Speaker 1: you have to lead in some capacity. If I'm always
Speaker 1: the leader, I am going to be disgusted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I am too.
Speaker 1: Then I'm just gonna take advantage of you and treat
Speaker 1: you like shit, which is happening. But then we get
Speaker 1: Caroline Brooks, Lisa, and Telene meet for dinner. Brook says
Speaker 1: Chanel called her, saying Stanbury called her to see you
Speaker 1: next Tuesday, but she doesn't remember.
Speaker 2: Brook says it's because does the Urban Dictionary say that
Speaker 2: see you next Tuesday means? What is the definition of?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what? What's Webster's sake? I am pretty sure Webster
Speaker 2: does not have that word in it. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: it's probably the Urban Dictionary. Okay.
Speaker 1: A cunt is a vulgar slang as a woman's genitals.
Speaker 1: The original English word for a vagina.
Speaker 2: That is Webster's. I'm shocked. I thought it was like
Speaker 2: a total sline that something came out.
Speaker 1: But what I do know is something wrong with me
Speaker 1: that I'm not offended. If you were to call me one,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I've been called everything. I'd rather not be called a
Speaker 2: puss y. Yeah, I agree with that. Like I'd rather
Speaker 2: be called a cunt than a puss. You're fine, I don't.
Speaker 2: I also, way, what is wrong with a vagina? Pussy,
Speaker 2: whatever you want to call it. It's a very powerful weapon.
Speaker 2: But no pussy is actually weak, Like when people like
Speaker 2: you're being a pussy. Yeah, but how could that even
Speaker 2: be possible because the things that the JJ goes through,
Speaker 2: it's farther far the thing from being weak. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it just puts in the work. But to Lene Rookie
Speaker 2: move to think that they.
Speaker 1: Would ask you in a confessional about Brooks saying see
Speaker 1: see you and tea.
Speaker 2: And not have the footage. I'm loving Tolene. I appreciate
Speaker 2: what she's doing. I love her. I love her, love
Speaker 2: love love love her. Why does Brooks hate Stanbury so much?
Speaker 1: This is the problem. There's too much confusion. But when
Speaker 1: did they have a falling up? Were they mad at
Speaker 1: each other at Bravo con?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I can't remember. I just feel like
Speaker 2: Brooks is just trying everything she can to be dramatic,
Speaker 2: and it kind of looks comes off that way. Brooks
Speaker 2: doesn't seem like she's having that much fun right now.
Speaker 2: She's like Kate's life.
Speaker 1: Like Brooks looks like me with a case of the
Speaker 1: Mondays times five with a hangover, and like when I'm
Speaker 1: trying to drop Cruise off at camp and then get
Speaker 1: back for the pod, that's Brooks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then everyone arrives at Michael's good Riddance party. While talking
Speaker 2: to Michael and Toleene, Stanberry's boob pops out. We didn't
Speaker 2: get to see it because they blurred it. Out, but
Speaker 2: she tells the woman Brooks isn't coming because she uninvited her.
Speaker 2: You ever uninvited somebody to a party? I mean no,
Speaker 2: But I also it takes me back to my wedding
Speaker 2: special when Eddie asked me to uninvite Alexis to the wedding.
Speaker 2: But you didn't. You didn't invite her.
Speaker 1: I kind of worked through, like, if I can't invite you,
Speaker 1: I'm going to suck up that invite.
Speaker 2: I may hope.
Speaker 1: I remember for my fortieth birthday, which was so much fun,
Speaker 1: I invited somebody and then she started being very annoying
Speaker 1: about like her room assignments and shit, and I remember
Speaker 1: being like, I want to cheat the ship back because you're.
Speaker 2: You're at a hotel, like figure it out. But do
Speaker 2: you think she did the right thing by uninviting her?
Speaker 2: She don't really even think it matters, because I think
Speaker 2: she probably would have just in such. What point did
Speaker 2: Sergio and Sarah become best friends?
Speaker 1: I don't know, But that's actually a problem that I
Speaker 1: would start to have. I don't have a problem with friends.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 1: It was so weird, But I you're gonna get mad
Speaker 1: at me for saying this, but I felt a vibe there.
Speaker 2: You felt a vibe between the two of them.
Speaker 1: Oh, boy, I felt a little bit of a vibe.
Speaker 2: I felt a little vibe of Tilene's green suit. I
Speaker 2: really like it. I need it, I want it. I
Speaker 2: don't even remember it, remember it. How do we feel
Speaker 2: about Saba?
Speaker 1: Well, that's uh, that's Sara's like, is.
Speaker 2: It going to be a friend of? Is that like
Speaker 2: a first impression of a possible friend of? Oh? She
Speaker 2: is an official friend. Great, there you go, Saba. You're
Speaker 2: gonna have to do more than make big facial features
Speaker 2: by going expression. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Caroline Stanbury's daughter Yasmin
Speaker 2: had a lot to say as Sergio is clingy, following
Speaker 2: Stanbury like a lost puppy.
Speaker 1: She's always been funny when she films them, She's really funny.
Speaker 2: And the fact that she bit off the heads of
Speaker 2: the cake and did not eat them, but switched them
Speaker 2: and then commented about it's Sergio's lifelong dream to wear
Speaker 2: a dress. Now, I don't feel like she thinks that
Speaker 2: Sergio's very masculine after her few comments that she has
Speaker 2: made about her stepdaddy.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I think that a teenager emasculating her
Speaker 1: husband isn't the best look. But if there's one thing
Speaker 1: Sergio loves more than Caroline, it's to be shirtless on camera.
Speaker 2: So I feel like he got over it. Yeah, But
Speaker 2: and I think that the viewers like for Sergio to
Speaker 2: be shirtless on camera.
Speaker 1: I know that we talked about this in the last episode,
Speaker 1: and we don't get to really say if we're if
Speaker 1: we would, if we'd be interested in a person without
Speaker 1: really knowing them. I don't know him the same way.
Speaker 1: I don't know Joe or anybody else, but as Sergio
Speaker 1: is somebody you looked at and if you were not married,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, yeah, I want to hit that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think I love dark skin, dark hair, and I
Speaker 2: think Sergio is adorable. I think he's so cute. You
Speaker 2: don't not your time, No, I think hand it looks wise.
Speaker 1: Yes for me, there's not like I'm not turned on
Speaker 1: by adorable.
Speaker 2: I mean I definitely wasn't turned on by Sara's date.
Speaker 2: I don't think saraw was either. Hold on, would you
Speaker 2: ever ask do you believe in aliens? Well, if you
Speaker 2: are asking that question, you got to start doing a
Speaker 2: little self reflection and thinking, maybe that might be why
Speaker 2: can I'll find a man? Maybe I'm the fucking problem.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm the problem when not not believing in aliens
Speaker 2: is a deal breaker for her, I'm scared for you,
Speaker 2: all right, listen. I don't know many Libra men. Was
Speaker 2: it Leah Libra or Leo? But like her non negotiables
Speaker 2: are so very different from my non negotiables, like would
Speaker 2: yours be? What were hers?
Speaker 1: Like his astrological sign that he doesn't believe in aliens?
Speaker 1: The other one I did make sense. He's like, what's
Speaker 1: dating a girl like that? Has a kid versus not
Speaker 1: a kid?
Speaker 2: Any different that? I was like, that's a big fucking difference. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: for sure he was on. He was unaffable to me.
Speaker 2: M m yeah. He definitely wasn't my type. He is
Speaker 2: very pale and tasty. If you have more hair on
Speaker 2: your chin than your head, it's a problem for me.
Speaker 2: What happens if Edwin's hair falls out in the next
Speaker 2: and he will.
Speaker 1: Shave his face, He's gonna You just wanted to be
Speaker 1: like a cute, so I'd rather a cute.
Speaker 2: I like if a guy is bald, I like a
Speaker 2: little facial hair because I just I can't see that
Speaker 2: just a bald alien head, do you? Is it because
Speaker 2: you believe in aliens? I don't think about aliens. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I believe in them or not. I
Speaker 2: don't really give a shit.
Speaker 1: Ah well then, but either way, no matter what he
Speaker 1: would have said his astrological sign was or his I
Speaker 1: would say, if somebody.
Speaker 2: Asked me, I just say, I'm a sign from God.
Speaker 2: Is that you're like, when I'm hitting on your comment,
Speaker 2: what's your sign? I'm a sign from God.
Speaker 1: I'm a sign that this. You're going to regret me? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're going to regret me.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Then we get to Stanbury and Brooks. They meet for coffee,
Speaker 1: but Brooks is twenty six minutes late. That is really
Speaker 1: fucking late. Brook attributes their attention to Stanbury's comments about
Speaker 1: to Lene. Stanbury says, let it go. Stanbury thinks Brooks
Speaker 1: is jealous of her relationship with the other girls. Brooks
Speaker 1: says she doesn't feel like she has her back. Brooks
Speaker 1: ended her friendship with Chanelle and Lisa because Stanbury would
Speaker 1: pry to her about them. Brooks says their issue is
Speaker 1: that they are both stubborn as each other.
Speaker 2: Now, I still to this day don't understand why they
Speaker 2: don't get along. But her being twenty six minutes late,
Speaker 2: I honestly think she just did it to be a pressed,
Speaker 2: to be a dick and to say, well, I have
Speaker 2: a business. Well, and I'm glad that that. Stanbury said,
Speaker 2: like we all do. We all have things like why
Speaker 2: are you so set? We all get shit.
Speaker 1: You either show up to work on time and if
Speaker 1: anything over ten minutes of your fucking asshole Brooks.
Speaker 2: Is lugging me want to be like this text if
Speaker 2: you're gonna be text.
Speaker 1: This all feels like Brooke is fighting for her spot
Speaker 1: on the show, and I don't like it.
Speaker 2: I don't feel like it's like the first vagina gate
Speaker 2: we've had. We had who'd we have America? Erica? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we had that whole pecane Erica. Now we have Carrot Sergia.
Speaker 1: But the difference with that is they one of them,
Speaker 1: cared Talene gives two ships.
Speaker 2: How about brook saying to Caroline Stanbury, you're from the
Speaker 2: farms of England? Is that like a put down? I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: This is my problem with the show right now, and
Speaker 1: I don't understand any of their lives. I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you right now, if tomorrow I was going to
Speaker 1: redo this house. And I love you, Tamra, I really do.
Speaker 1: I trust you. You're one of my best friends. If
Speaker 1: I was going to do this house tomorrow, I would
Speaker 1: not move myself and my husband and to Sophia's bedroom.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it either.
Speaker 1: It's fucking weird to me. Why are you doing that
Speaker 1: unless you're short only money?
Speaker 2: Yeah, unless it's super expensive to rent a place in Dubai,
Speaker 2: a one bedroom, because that's what they're utilizing. I know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe her good friend Michael was like yeah,
Speaker 2: come in, and now he's like, yeah, I get the
Speaker 2: fuck out, get out. Run.
Speaker 1: Well, the problem with this, this is happening, and it's
Speaker 1: making it hard to watch and even harder to recap
Speaker 1: because it's bullshit.
Speaker 2: I don't believe this woman, who is is.
Speaker 1: Established as she is, has her shit together, is sitting
Speaker 1: there cramming her entire life into her.
Speaker 2: Friend's bedroom bedroom. Well, I think there has to be
Speaker 2: very temporary. But that didn't it didn't end like that.
Speaker 2: Things and two months.
Speaker 1: Later, listen, I was throlled with my one night at
Speaker 1: your house. I got the best coffee of my freaking life.
Speaker 1: Good sleep at a pillow top doesn't mean that if
Speaker 1: I were to move and I needed six weeks somewhere,
Speaker 1: I was gonna be like, tam Well, you can tell
Speaker 1: Michael was over it.
Speaker 2: He's like, get out. I don't want Like it's hard
Speaker 2: to have somebody in your main house. Like it's hard,
Speaker 2: So I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it either.
Speaker 2: That's just talking to Jeff Lewis, you need to come
Speaker 2: to Big Bear. He's asked me at the Big Bear
Speaker 2: House and all that, and he's like, I'm not staying
Speaker 2: with you. I don't stay with people, and I get that.
Speaker 2: I don't even really love for people to stay with me.
Speaker 2: Like if it's a weekend in Big Bear, that's different
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1: So I'm not coming to Big Bear unless I'm staying.
Speaker 1: I'll stay one night. But we're talking like twenty hours.
Speaker 2: That's mad. Okay, you can come over for twenty hours.
Speaker 2: I'll even give you twenty four. I think two nights
Speaker 2: is where it starts to get a little dicey. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like you wake in the morning you're like, oh
Speaker 2: it to you again. Yeah, like, but you have to
Speaker 2: have friends you can travel with, Like we had our
Speaker 2: friends Pam and but over Memorial and We've traveled a
Speaker 2: lot with them and loved them. And I've known her
Speaker 2: twenty plus years and it's like family. So but there's
Speaker 2: people that you maybe you don't know that well, and
Speaker 2: you have them come stay at your house. That's when
Speaker 2: it's like, okay, get out. But we also but I
Speaker 2: also think you have to kind of know your audience.
Speaker 1: Even when I stayed at your house the one night,
Speaker 1: we looked at each other at eight fifteen and we're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we had our tie, we had our seltzer,
Speaker 1: let's go to bed nine night. Love you doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that I don't think you're fun and great and all
Speaker 1: these things.
Speaker 2: But I'm tired. Yeah. Yeah, eight weeks with your husband.
Speaker 2: It's a lot stay. But I feel like they travel
Speaker 2: a lot, Carolyn Sergio, I love watching their Instagram. If
Speaker 2: you don't follow them, follow them. They are traveling the
Speaker 2: world constantly because they're edited very well. They do things
Speaker 2: on Instagram I wouldn't even think to do or even
Speaker 2: know how to do it.
Speaker 1: Me neither, But I don't know how to do a
Speaker 1: lot of things because apparently I just moved my neck
Speaker 1: and now I've completely put my neck out of place.
Speaker 2: That's how fucking old I am. Oh I was yesterday,
Speaker 2: I could barely move, could even turn my heads. I
Speaker 2: slept wrong and then went all the way down to
Speaker 2: my hip and I was All I did was turn
Speaker 2: like this too fast, and now I'm like this.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, guys, Well we're done with this episode
Speaker 1: of Dubui. Make sure you guys tune in later this
Speaker 1: week because we have Alex Hall in.
Speaker 2: The twat seat and she's going to.
Speaker 1: Give us all the details because I have a lot
Speaker 1: of questions because my one night that I did stay
Speaker 1: with Tamor.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, it wasn't two nights. We watched the entire
Speaker 2: Seatson Binge watched the entire season of Selling Us. And
Speaker 2: we have a lot of questions from afront Alex. We
Speaker 2: have them all, okay, Bye bye