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Speaker 1: Ellis Terran in the Morning show. This is so cool.

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Speaker 1: We know our friends at BICK. Every year they do

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Speaker 1: they do this incredible program right for teachers. We find

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Speaker 1: the teachers that are really going beyond and above where

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Speaker 1: they have to go. They feel they need to go

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Speaker 1: higher and be better. Yea, so we reward them. What

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm adjusting my microphone. Okay, so this

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Speaker 1: is gonna kind of fun. Let me see if I

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Speaker 1: can pull this off. We talked to Jenna. Hi, Jenna,

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Speaker 1: how's it going? Hi? Good morning, good morning. Now also

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Speaker 1: on the other line, your friend Rosemary, Hi, Rosemary, Hi,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing well? Do you have any idea

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Speaker 1: what Jenna is trying to do to you here? I

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Speaker 1: heard she said she did something with Z one hundred,

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Speaker 1: Jenna she has no clue. This is awesome, all right.

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Speaker 1: So we received an email from Jenna. It says, hey,

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Speaker 1: story last year, my son, missus Hunter for kindergarten in

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty twenty one. During a year that was so uncertain,

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Speaker 1: Missus Hunter thought outside the box and made the school

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Speaker 1: year seamless. She thought of ways such as purchasing portable desks,

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Speaker 1: so kindergarteners were able to bring their classroom outside enjoyed

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Speaker 1: uh seeing their classmates mask free. And during the spring

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Speaker 1: of that year, my son broke his leg and Missus

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Speaker 1: Hunter advocated for my son to come back to the classroom.

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Speaker 1: When the principal suggested remote learning, missus Hunter, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no remote for us. No. But she goes on to say,

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Speaker 1: missus Hunter coordinated with the school nurse, there was never

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Speaker 1: a problem when they returned. I'm forever grateful for her

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Speaker 1: to be recognized for her hard work. Thank you, missus Hunter.

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Speaker 1: So I goes to missus Hunter, that's that's you, Rosemary,

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Speaker 1: that's me and uh so thanks to our friends at

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Speaker 1: BICK we're good. We're giving you, Rosemary, We're giving you

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Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. Yeah, yeah, it's so cool. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: You know what, that's amazing. Oh my god. We know

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Speaker 1: that you're no stranger at pulling money out of your

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Speaker 1: own purse to take care of supplies and buying things

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Speaker 1: for the classroom. You can so choose to do that

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Speaker 1: with this if you wish, or just spend it all

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Speaker 1: on you. It doesn't matter. And oh my god, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. That's amazing. You're a great teacher. Jenna. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jenna ye for nominating Rosemary. We're giving you

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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars too. How cool. Thank you so so much.

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Speaker 1: Vic is the best day? Make me cry? We love Yeah, Rosemary,

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Speaker 1: My god, that's that's crazy. Rosemary on behalf of Jenna

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Speaker 1: and everyone here on the show and everyone listening to

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Speaker 1: our show. We want to thank you for being a

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Speaker 1: superstar teacher. Thank you for all you do. Oh, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. I'm very lucky to work in a distress.

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Speaker 1: I really am. It's the greatest place on earth. It

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Speaker 1: really is. Well it's because you made it that way.

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Speaker 1: Hold on much second, don't go away, hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 1: That's so cool. I love this. You can still nominate

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Speaker 1: your favorite teacher. I would go to write for teachers,

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Speaker 1: write the number four teachers dot com and just like

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Speaker 1: what has happened, maybe your favorite teacher went above and

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Speaker 1: beyond and did something really special. Maybe your kid couldn't

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Speaker 1: come to school and she found a way to make

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Speaker 1: it happen or something like that means awesome or him

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Speaker 1: you know, girl teachers, guy teachers. They're all wonderful. So

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Speaker 1: please write for teachers dot com. Excellent, excellent, write the

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Speaker 1: number four teachers dot com. I love teachers me too,

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Speaker 1: They're the best. Now what do we do? Like? What

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Speaker 1: did you do yesterday? At this time this time yesterday?

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Speaker 1: I believe we were playing Paris Hilton. We did. We

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Speaker 1: we played Bump Bump Bump by BT kids. This is

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Speaker 1: where we ran all the listeners away yesterday. People loved

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Speaker 1: it all you want heard. I heard you guys did

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Speaker 1: a great job yesterday. I heard. I don't know about that.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying they love stars upply. I'm not trying

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Speaker 1: the Paris Hilton song. Yeah, I'm telling you moving up.

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Speaker 1: That was yesterday's show. There is something I heard you

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Speaker 1: like enhancing the title. Oh yeah, we have? Did you

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Speaker 1: throw it away? Oh? Great? Went my break? Sorry? So

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Speaker 1: how did the conversation get started? Froggy actually started it.

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Speaker 1: He said that a friend of his applied for a

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Speaker 1: but that's housekeeping is housekeeper? Yeah? And then I used

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Speaker 1: for example, what would you a vision clearance engineer and

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Speaker 1: we'll say it again, a vision clearance engineer, an eye doctor, No,

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Speaker 1: that's a window a window cleaner. How about a crockery

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Speaker 1: cleansing operative, dishwasher yes, yeah, uh, let's see A destination

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Speaker 1: counselor flighted or no. A travel agent, yes, you're doing

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Speaker 1: are good. A loss prevention officer. So I thought those

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Speaker 1: know you should know because you were popped for shopling busted.

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Speaker 1: was in fourth grade. I like to clarify. Let's see

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Speaker 1: a waste removal engineer, of course, A garbage collector, guy,

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Speaker 1: a girl. I like this, A qualified unskilled personnel personnel.

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Speaker 1: Yea qualified unskilled personnel. Politicians, Yes, I like that one.

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Speaker 1: Here you go anyway, So our friend Tom said that

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Speaker 1: Froggy for Food News. He's the consumables information distributor. Very good,

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Speaker 1: very nice. So this is what you're talking about on

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Speaker 1: the show yesterday when I was absent. Yeah, boy, see

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Speaker 1: here we go Nate and Froggy. Hey what did I

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Speaker 1: see today? Oh? Here? It is social dilemma. I love this.

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Speaker 1: I just don't get male humor, says Molly. My husband

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Speaker 1: and son think flatulence is the funniest thing in the world.

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Speaker 1: and understand there's a difference between, you know, people who

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Speaker 1: other day when my girlfriends were over, they were in

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Speaker 1: handle such immature behavior? Yeah? I think that was an

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Speaker 1: overboard doing it with company there? Sure, I even I

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Speaker 1: is it appropriate? I don't know. After you've been living

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Speaker 1: Do you think there's a correlation between you ripping good

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Speaker 1: her for a solid month and nothing changed. She knows

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Speaker 1: what you're about. She knows what happens with your button. Okay,

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Speaker 1: moving on? Seeing my house, I know who didn't? I love?

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Speaker 1: And that's his character's thing. So he has this guy

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Speaker 1: he I mean, basically, no, too soon now, is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: feel like it's a respect issue. The first time you

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Speaker 1: you doing? What you think? It's mad? But I don't

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Speaker 1: If I do it, it's no because you stand on

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Speaker 1: a bar stool, right, you know, you know you and

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Speaker 1: you pull the chain down from the sky. You want

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Speaker 1: everyone to know the same outcome, the same thing. Now,

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Speaker 1: no accidents are different. Um. With that said, I think

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Speaker 1: some people are totally disgusted by it. Yes, and I

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Speaker 1: know we have a lot of fart humor on our show.

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Speaker 1: It's me, so what, it's me. I'm disgusted by it.

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Speaker 1: We'll move on, Okay, and we doesn't even use the

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Speaker 1: F word. Let's use flatulence the other okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: flatulens okay, all right, flat like flatulate? All right? We done?

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Speaker 1: Yeah Yeas part of today's show, we listen with Elvis

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Speaker 1: Duran on the Man, the entire show uploaded every day

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