Speaker 1: Do you guys want to hear what it's like for
Speaker 1: a woman? Period?
Speaker 2: No, Diamond, can you hear us? Diamonds really loud? Can
Speaker 2: you control these things a little? Like? I listened back
Speaker 2: on these things. The levels are so off they're there.
Speaker 2: I'm over modulated, imaginating you can't hear the music this
Speaker 2: no no, no, no, no, no, yeah, this is this is
Speaker 2: Andrew's equipment. That's mine. Mine always sounds right. This sounds
Speaker 2: always sounds right. Everything else is wrong. Did we start
Speaker 2: hit the thing?
Speaker 1: It is very loud?
Speaker 2: Are we started? Are we rolling? We are?
Speaker 1: Now? Look at the bank banks particularly.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a mess.
Speaker 1: That was hilarious.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a hoot, nanny, this is gonna
Speaker 2: be a hoot and a holler. Okay, all right, how
Speaker 2: are the levels there? I think they're fine. So now
Speaker 2: Diamond's a little low. Well because Diamonds not speaking into
Speaker 2: the mic?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry, but only okay.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna try and speak into the mic?
Speaker 1: Hi, good afternoon or good morning.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Bold Chat. Today is Wednesday, December twenty second. Great, yeap,
Speaker 2: it is amazing. Thanks for checking us out. This is
Speaker 2: the sister podcast of Serial Killers. Hold on, let me
Speaker 2: make sure I'm recording on this.
Speaker 1: This is a full like. I thought this was just
Speaker 1: like bonus episodes. I didn't know that this is a sister.
Speaker 2: I think it's really funny. Okay, so we call you.
Speaker 2: Was it not recording? No, it was, So we call
Speaker 2: you the executive producer. You have no idea what goes on.
Speaker 1: Because you don't pay me.
Speaker 2: Let's just said.
Speaker 1: You decide to start paying me, then I'll care more.
Speaker 1: I'm here.
Speaker 2: What do you want? Blacks? All right? So anyway, on
Speaker 2: Mondays we do Serial Killers. That's where we eat cereal
Speaker 2: and rate them. And on Wednesdays, Andrew's brainchild is boll Chat.
Speaker 2: It's a longer episode where we just sit and talk
Speaker 2: about whatever.
Speaker 1: Yes, so why do I have to be on the
Speaker 1: longer one? I told you guys, I had to go.
Speaker 2: You can split whenever you need. I mean, you've never
Speaker 2: been on our podcast before. She has. She will come
Speaker 2: scream in the back. I can't eat anything, and that's it.
Speaker 2: So we figured this is not going to kill you
Speaker 2: this episode. And yeah, it is hot.
Speaker 1: It's all right, what are we talking about? Because I
Speaker 1: gotta go?
Speaker 2: Well, Diamond, I feel like you're our guests. So is
Speaker 2: there something that you want to talk about.
Speaker 1: Besides the female anatomy?
Speaker 2: No, okay, great, I have something to talk about. I
Speaker 2: was at a friend's house for dinner last night. O't
Speaker 2: here we got what. I just know this is gonna
Speaker 2: end bad. No. I was admiring their holiday decorations and
Speaker 2: they have ornaments from every year. You know that they've
Speaker 2: been married, had kids, dogs, the whole nine yards.
Speaker 1: I don't really want to talk about that. I'm single,
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: That's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I don't do Christmas like that. Thanksgiving is my holiday.
Speaker 1: So let's just skip that. Anyway, What are we going
Speaker 1: to talk about? Andrew so bad get into the camera.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is I was let's let's say for arguments. Yeah,
Speaker 2: their name is Smith. Okay, So the ornaments say the
Speaker 2: Smith's and there's an apostrophe on all these ornaments. S
Speaker 2: M I T h apostrophe s incorrect. You've paid to
Speaker 2: have an ornament made of your family and somebody goes
Speaker 2: and messes it up and you don't say anything about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: s M I T H apostrophe S. Smith is apostophy.
Speaker 2: It's the Smiths. Yeah, but the Smith's what all it
Speaker 2: is is there's no apostrophe. It doesn't say like the
Speaker 2: Smiths and then have like a not house, not and
Speaker 2: none of that. It's just the Smith's. Like when you said,
Speaker 2: when you when you have a return address label on
Speaker 2: your thing, you just say the Smith's with no apostrophe.
Speaker 2: Apostrophe shows possession. So it's like the Smith's what you
Speaker 2: guys are idiots. You're millennials. You don't know anything about punctuationalist.
Speaker 1: It's not at the top of my list of things
Speaker 1: to care about today.
Speaker 2: So it's it's important. Punctuation is important. Commas are important.
Speaker 2: Periods are important.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Have you ever had a period on a.
Speaker 2: Piece of paper? I can't on a piece of paper? Yeah, okay?
Speaker 2: Or on a text?
Speaker 1: What you live with a house full of women?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: What do you do when someone in there?
Speaker 2: I just stock up? That's all I do. I stock
Speaker 2: up and walk away. Yeah that sounds so bad. What
Speaker 2: am I supposed to do? I stock up and walk away.
Speaker 2: I buy all the stuff and I leave. I don't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of it.
Speaker 2: I always get cursed out. But it has nothing to
Speaker 2: do with periods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for guys who are surrounded by women.
Speaker 2: I have a dog. He's a boy, is he really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: He just sits in the corner the girl. He sits
Speaker 2: in the corner with his pink crayon sticking out. Dude,
Speaker 2: he just put it away.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, I can't talk about any of this, boy
Speaker 1: because it's just weird.
Speaker 2: Oh can I talk about my friend Doug real quick?
Speaker 1: No, so we don't care, okay, Sorry, he's.
Speaker 2: A brand, he's a Chicago listener. He's brand new and
Speaker 2: I told you he found and he just listens to
Speaker 2: bull chat. I don't even think he cares about cereal.
Speaker 2: And he was listening and he needed a secret Santa
Speaker 2: gift real quick. He went to Serial killerspc dot com
Speaker 2: and bought the wax cabin camels. It's so loud. Why
Speaker 2: would you do such a thing. I just burnt my
Speaker 2: arm hair. Turn that off, dude, that was so loud.
Speaker 2: You don't have them in here properly loud anyway?
Speaker 1: Thank god.
Speaker 2: I just want them to say, Doug, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: And if you want your own, you still have time
Speaker 2: because you can get Oh no, today's twenty second. I
Speaker 2: don't think you can get it in time for Christmas,
Speaker 2: but you can get it in time for New Year's.
Speaker 2: It's a good New Year's Eves stuffer ch Oh you
Speaker 2: can get it for no serial killerspc dot com get
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Speaker 2: to check out get ten percent off.
Speaker 1: Actually don't.
Speaker 2: Hi dog, Hi Doug, Thank you Doug. Here diamond. Let's
Speaker 2: talk about your hatred of dogs. Why do you hate dogs?
Speaker 1: Go because they're trash individuals? Are you afraid of some
Speaker 1: tiding of like dogs? My cousin has a dog and
Speaker 1: she is the most beautiful. Oh no, that little bitch
Speaker 1: bit me on on Thursday. Actually never, fine, I take
Speaker 1: it back. She used to be the sweetest dog ever,
Speaker 1: but she'd like she plays too much? Is she bit
Speaker 1: the ship out of me?
Speaker 2: We don't curse on this one, Yes, we do.
Speaker 1: Really, I'm sorry. Is Cooper listening? Curse because the kids
Speaker 1: are in the core?
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I just burped up rib so if you can burp,
Speaker 1: I could curse.
Speaker 2: I didn't burp though, bitch. Stop, sir Andrew. Why do
Speaker 2: you invite her in here? It's rude? I have to
Speaker 2: cut that out. No, you are you don't edit these
Speaker 2: all right, Well if you think it's acceptable.
Speaker 1: No, you really can't curse, not like that.
Speaker 2: If like a quick one slips out by mistake, that's
Speaker 2: one thing. It's just like the FCC on the radio.
Speaker 2: Like if you drop a brick on your foot and
Speaker 2: you go, oh, that's okay. But if you go you,
Speaker 2: that's not okay because that was premeditated.
Speaker 1: Well, do you want me to say more?
Speaker 2: No, I don't want you to say anything else. Can
Speaker 2: we stop and just do something else?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys are so boring. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: why did you invite me here?
Speaker 2: But we did. We didn't invite you busted your way
Speaker 2: through the door.
Speaker 1: Let me just talk to the listeners. Hi, guys, my
Speaker 1: name is Diamond.
Speaker 2: But what do you have to say? Nobody cares that
Speaker 2: your name is Diamond.
Speaker 1: Sh Please, I'm asking for silence for two seconds so
Speaker 1: that I could get my point across. Are you gonna
Speaker 1: let me?
Speaker 2: This is a very loud, obnoxious episode, and so far
Speaker 2: we've done nothing.
Speaker 1: Okay, And I mean, what do you usually do talk about?
Speaker 1: Damn cereal?
Speaker 2: No, this is not the serial one.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, you lead, Okay, you haven't been doing
Speaker 1: a good job for the past ten minutes. But okay,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 2: Andrew. I really like she is d from What's Happening.
Speaker 2: I'm not even kidding. But if you're like over forty
Speaker 2: and you know the show What's Happening, Diamond is d.
Speaker 2: I'm telling mama, that's you.
Speaker 1: I don't really have any mama to tell, but that's you.
Speaker 2: But you have the same mannerisms as her. You're a
Speaker 2: nasty little girl.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm a nasty woman. I don't understand what
Speaker 1: that's coming back every week for this.
Speaker 2: I don't understand what that is. That a barbecue, there
Speaker 2: are some a family reunion in the backyard. Scotty is
Speaker 2: very confused by that one. He does not understand it.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't get it. Where does that fit in?
Speaker 2: Where is it from? Who said that? But why can't
Speaker 2: it just be once? You don't need the whole production
Speaker 2: you do it? Is that like a famous meme or something? Yes,
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Actually we're more cultured. You would know about it.
Speaker 2: But oh no, we had a conversation about culture a
Speaker 2: week ago. Whoa we did? Yeah, remember when you said
Speaker 2: that you hate us history? You hate all history from
Speaker 2: one hundred years ago. I had never said that. I
Speaker 2: hate it, dude, I said, I'm not interested in stuff
Speaker 2: that happened. The slavery thing, a Lincoln, emancipation proclamations, the
Speaker 2: whole thing. I did you No, I didn't. I learned
Speaker 2: it in school.
Speaker 1: No, you didn't know it last week. That's why I'm asking.
Speaker 2: He's on the penny and the five dollar bill.
Speaker 1: I understand, Okay, he really is on the penny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can you go.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you a penny girl, I'm more
Speaker 1: of a dollar coin.
Speaker 2: You mean penny from different strokes. Yeah, no, that's not
Speaker 2: I have a physic. Yes it was, it was No,
Speaker 2: that's no, no Penny, No, no, Penny was on good times.
Speaker 2: So I was wrong. You're right, you're right. Charlene, Charmaine,
Speaker 2: these women, Charlie Janet Jackson was charm Lean, Charlene.
Speaker 1: She was Penny. She was Penny.
Speaker 2: No, I'm lost in this one on what's no? Was
Speaker 2: it right? Yes? No, she was Penny on good times.
Speaker 1: Good times?
Speaker 2: Was she? She was Charmaine? Also Charlote Charlene on different strokes.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't different strokes.
Speaker 2: It was uh no, Willis's girlfriend. Yes, it was Willis's
Speaker 2: girlfriend seven two. What you're talking about seven o two?
Speaker 2: Where where girls at the front and back and you're
Speaker 2: feeling that pull a hand up? Can you repete that?
Speaker 2: Trying to take Mayne? I don't need that. I'm getting
Speaker 2: a phone called b R b WO. This is what
Speaker 2: he does. He gets calls and he.
Speaker 1: Just walks away a little disrespectful, but you know I
Speaker 1: could turn my back to him more.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. So do you think
Speaker 2: that if Elvis was doing the show in there, live
Speaker 2: whatever and you got a phone call, he would just say,
Speaker 2: I got to take this call right back.
Speaker 1: You don't think he's done that before.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think he's ever done that. I believe
Speaker 2: that show Trump's whoever's on the phone.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that really. Yeah. Sorry.
Speaker 2: It's one thing. If I get a text and like
Speaker 2: there was a bloody, bloody murder in my house or
Speaker 2: something like that, and I saw that, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: all right, I gotta go. That's important. But if someone
Speaker 2: just calls and you're in the middle of doing something like.
Speaker 1: This, I think that it depends on what it is.
Speaker 1: That was a big deal I'm sweating.
Speaker 2: It's hot. It really is hot.
Speaker 1: I think I'm making you nervous.
Speaker 2: That's wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, So.
Speaker 2: I have a physical today.
Speaker 1: Oh that's why you're nervous.
Speaker 2: It's not really well because the thing is last year
Speaker 2: when I had a physical, I went and I went
Speaker 2: home and I prepped. I shaved, and I powdered, and
Speaker 2: I was all excited.
Speaker 1: You powder that you're not supposed to balls. You're not
Speaker 1: supposed to put powder like baby power. You're not supposed
Speaker 1: to use baby powder anymore.
Speaker 2: Yes you are. It's okay. It doesn't have this stuff.
Speaker 2: And they took the talk out of it. I don't
Speaker 2: trust it anyway, lawsuits the whole thing. They took the
Speaker 2: talc out of it. So I went and I prepared
Speaker 2: as you would probably prepare to go to the gynecologists.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you prepared where.
Speaker 2: I shaved, I powdered, I cleaned.
Speaker 1: Oh this was last year.
Speaker 2: Last year. I was all ready to go. And I
Speaker 2: got there and normally they'll do the okay, drop your pants,
Speaker 2: turn and cough. They do that to men.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard.
Speaker 2: And they they diddle or they fiddle the cup insert
Speaker 2: sometimes whoa So anyway. It's what I'm trying to say,
Speaker 2: is I prepared like everything last time and he didn't
Speaker 2: even go there. So I feel like it did not
Speaker 2: get a thorough examination the last time I went to.
Speaker 1: It feels as if you.
Speaker 2: But I'm not upset because like like I was going
Speaker 2: in there craving touch. I just feel like I feel
Speaker 2: like it was not a thorough examination because he didn't
Speaker 2: do what he was supposed to do. If there's something wrong,
Speaker 2: what if I have a thing or something?
Speaker 1: So why didn't you say something in the moment.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say, do can you feel my balls?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have. You should have said, hey, put
Speaker 1: your fingers up there?
Speaker 2: Did you forget to do something?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, oh, cough would have been better,
Speaker 1: because hey, the vid is real, don't cough in my direction?
Speaker 2: Was it fake? It wasn't a real cough. But I
Speaker 2: also don't understand why they say turn your head and cough.
Speaker 2: What does the coughing do?
Speaker 1: I thought that you. I don't know. I'm a woman,
Speaker 1: all right. We deal with other things like please lift
Speaker 1: your arms feel around, Okay.
Speaker 2: You can't do that? Why not I guess you can
Speaker 2: because it's medical.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I mean whatever.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So today was our big COVID holiday party. Here
Speaker 2: were you? You weren't. Oh you weren't here last year? No,
Speaker 2: but so this all started, This all started last year.
Speaker 2: This was our second album.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I got to take a call about myself.
Speaker 2: So last year was the first one. So every all
Speaker 2: the essential people that were here all of last year,
Speaker 2: we all got together and had food and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: and Bad Santa came to visit, and so we're doing
Speaker 2: it again now. But there are actually more people here
Speaker 2: this year. Thank you. So did you partake? You can't
Speaker 2: eat any of the food that was there.
Speaker 1: Oh and I thought I was going to get a
Speaker 1: steak from Carmines.
Speaker 2: Did you eat anything?
Speaker 1: The bacon with the garlic on it was amazing?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Bad Santa made the bacon.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I were that before. Have you
Speaker 1: ever had that before that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Bad Santa makes it here every year.
Speaker 1: Oh so good Santa.
Speaker 2: Oh look my phone's ringing now.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you're allowed to go.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not going to go. I'll just answer it. Hi.
Speaker 2: Welcome to bol Chat. Did you get your b b bah?
Speaker 2: I said, welcome to Bowl Chat. That means we're recording live.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Oh, someone's getting in trouble you. I have my doctor's
Speaker 2: appointment today, I have my physical So we were actually
Speaker 2: just talking about that that you know, I didn't get
Speaker 2: touched last year and I was very disappointed. That's what
Speaker 2: you were talking about. He was serious.
Speaker 1: He was serious about it too.
Speaker 2: Can I get back to a little but when we're
Speaker 2: done recording Bowl Chat? Okay? Cool? Did you want to
Speaker 2: say how to Diamond and Andrew? Sure? Hi?
Speaker 1: Hi Oh. I didn't get to see you on Friday.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm very.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was working, damn running around. Okay, well, thanks,
Speaker 2: thanks for checking in. It's always nice to put you
Speaker 2: live on the show. I'll talk to you in a
Speaker 2: little while. Okay, love you, Love you bye.
Speaker 1: I wonder what that was, Yeah, when you were getting results?
Speaker 1: Spinning in my head.
Speaker 2: Baby, I have to go to the doctor today and
Speaker 2: I'm waiting on my blood results. So yeah, I bet
Speaker 2: what are they going to say. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: hoping I don't have the diabetes? Diabetes? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, let me see your neck.
Speaker 2: But what's hot in here? Yeah? When did you take
Speaker 2: your shirt off. The candles. It's very hot in here.
Speaker 1: Because it's hot.
Speaker 2: It's hot.
Speaker 1: I'm a little cold, actually, I don't know about you.
Speaker 2: That's Scotty's always warm. He's like a nuclear nut. Hey,
Speaker 2: look at the thermostat. It's seventy one in here. That's
Speaker 2: a comfortable temperature. You're drinking hot coffee. I'm next to
Speaker 2: this hot girl. I mean, come on, I just mean
Speaker 2: that you're you're like emitting heat because you're wearing sweatshirts.
Speaker 1: Hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why I'm hot. I this is what.
Speaker 1: This is what.
Speaker 2: I wanted that sound for the longest time whenever he
Speaker 2: used to record it over there, because there have been
Speaker 2: so many moments where Scott will say something like go
Speaker 2: off on a tangent, like do you remember back when
Speaker 2: things used to be different with shopping carts and then?
Speaker 2: And I would always want to just play that noise,
Speaker 2: and now I can, but it doesn't even make any
Speaker 2: sense nothing. He just go off as he would go.
Speaker 2: He goes off on tangents. But meanwhile, when I go
Speaker 2: off on a tangent, you know what he does to me?
Speaker 2: He plays serial killers, time fillers, or he plays the
Speaker 2: Peanuts noises. Wanh wanh wanh wha. You could go off
Speaker 2: on whatever tangent you want here. You can talk talk
Speaker 2: about anything here for hours on the on end.
Speaker 1: I don't care. What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 2: He's one arson today we did attempt at Arson, attempted Arsen.
Speaker 2: We saw it in the streets of New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was amazing.
Speaker 2: Was it in garbage Alley? No? It was right by
Speaker 2: where the guy had his house. Yes, oh that's right.
Speaker 2: The guy built it. He built an extension onto one
Speaker 2: of those outdoor eateries and he made it his house.
Speaker 2: And then that thing got taken down. Yeah, he was
Speaker 2: not happy.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it was him.
Speaker 2: I think it probably was.
Speaker 1: And to set it on fire because they took his
Speaker 1: house away. I you know, I don't know how I
Speaker 1: felt about it, but I'll tell you what. Andrew and
Speaker 1: I were not on the same page.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Right now?
Speaker 2: What happened? What?
Speaker 1: All? Right? Anyway? Next?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to leave. You said you have to
Speaker 2: leave at ten thirty.
Speaker 1: You said you have to leave, that you had to leave.
Speaker 2: I do I have to leave at eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well we're sitting you gotta go to the doctor.
Speaker 2: So back to the attempted Arsen. Wait, do you want
Speaker 2: me to leave? And you guys can just finish. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but we saw the attempt at Arson.
Speaker 1: How to talk about that or do we want him
Speaker 1: to leave? Because then we can really chat.
Speaker 2: Where's Scottie going? I have my physical today? What time
Speaker 2: is it? It's ten thirty, I said. I did the
Speaker 2: powder and the shaving and cleaning up. I have to
Speaker 2: I have to go to the doctor. I'm hoping that
Speaker 2: you I'm hoping that I get a full inspection this time.
Speaker 2: That's all. You know, you can just inspect yourself. I
Speaker 2: can you have a hand. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 2: feeling for you. I'm not a medical I don't know
Speaker 2: what I'm feeling for. No, if you feel like you
Speaker 2: might have a third testicle, that's a problem. No, the
Speaker 2: other thing, what is the other thing?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm feeling for.
Speaker 1: The same thing. I mean, if yeah, all form one reach?
Speaker 1: Are you serious right now?
Speaker 2: Scott When it comes to any type of health is
Speaker 2: very much. It's an enigma. That's why I'm sweating, because
Speaker 2: I think I have the visa agel. You know, I
Speaker 2: think about medical stuff. Visavagel whatever it's called. That one
Speaker 2: is a sting noise. Stop just stop, stop pushing the buttons.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is such a this is such
Speaker 2: a boring, all over the place episode is the pace?
Speaker 2: I hate it?
Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about, Scott?
Speaker 2: I think I should leave and I would like you
Speaker 2: Tube to finish up. We'll see what happens. I would
Speaker 2: like to see how how it goes.
Speaker 1: You want to lose your job?
Speaker 2: What you were about to lose your job? See? Your
Speaker 2: levels are all wrong, bro, Matt nevis around.
Speaker 1: That was very loud.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that was?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Chips, chips, chips. It doesn't, it doesn't. It doesn't show
Speaker 2: up loud. So we're fine.
Speaker 1: Chips.
Speaker 2: It's a cop show that Scott's obsessed from. I'm not
Speaker 2: obsessed with it. I just I'm familiar with it from
Speaker 2: the late seventies, early eighties.
Speaker 1: Actually, you should scratch this and start over with.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. You know, wh will of Fortune.
Speaker 2: There was a contest named Eric Eestrada the other day.
Speaker 2: I was very excited, but it was spelled differently. Oh
Speaker 2: it wasn't e r Dad. Yeah, he was seven. Mary four.
Speaker 2: Who are you wait? Who's did you know? Eric Strada
Speaker 2: was on The Simple Life? Did you watch Simple Life?
Speaker 1: That is? And no, I didn't watch The Simple Life.
Speaker 1: It wasn't my vibe yet. It was more of a
Speaker 1: Laguna Beach type of girl during that phase.
Speaker 2: Come on, No, I was not at Laguna Beach or hillstand.
Speaker 1: Did you watch The Beach or the Laguna Beach?
Speaker 2: I think that was the show where the girl looked
Speaker 2: like my wife. I think because they always used to
Speaker 2: call Amy. That girl's name Lauren. Oh maybe that was
Speaker 2: Orange County right O S the OC? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh the O C was the was scripted?
Speaker 2: I don't know, was it Lauren?
Speaker 1: Laura?
Speaker 2: There's some girl that everyone always thought my wife looked
Speaker 2: like from some show. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: From the Hills maybe, I'm not sure. Oh, you gave
Speaker 1: a little Stephen vibe too.
Speaker 2: There was one time that we were we were in
Speaker 2: Cancun and we were riding horses in the water, and
Speaker 2: some girl came running up to us and went to
Speaker 2: Amy Kelly Ripa. She thought that she was Kelly Rippa.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Am right? I was, okay, what's up in a stocky
Speaker 2: air body? I got to tell you something. The doctor
Speaker 2: is not going to be happy with me today. This
Speaker 2: is because I'm at the heaviest weight that I've ever been,
Speaker 2: I think, in my entire life, except for yes, Jesse
Speaker 2: McCartney time. But have you seen the Jesse McCartney photos.
Speaker 2: Talk them on yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It can you? Okay? Because I okay, let's talk about
Speaker 1: a weight loss journey, Scotty. Since you need to start one, Oh,
Speaker 1: New Year's New Year's Eve, that's very sea. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about starting all over and like cutting out everything.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna do no carbs.
Speaker 1: That's easy.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't think I want to do no carbs.
Speaker 1: No sugar. I can't do no sugar.
Speaker 2: Are you doing resolution?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I usually do a fast now
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the year every year, where I
Speaker 1: don't even listen to secular music. That insane, you know.
Speaker 2: The hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no secular music. So I'm only listening to the What.
Speaker 2: Is secular music? Is that like Jesus stuff.
Speaker 1: It's the total opposite of Jesus stuff. Are you serious?
Speaker 2: I think he is serious. Look at me and Jesse,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what a hunk.
Speaker 1: And by that I mean a chunk, like how large?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 1: I need it? Please? How do you? I should make
Speaker 1: this your profile picture? Wait?
Speaker 2: Can you show it to the camera please? I will.
Speaker 2: I will let her do whatever. No, you gotta zoom
Speaker 2: it in.
Speaker 1: You can't from doing Wait, how do you? I gotta
Speaker 1: copy it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That so that was That was twenty eleven ten.
Speaker 2: I have to look. That was probably when he was
Speaker 2: doing leaving. Said no, I think that was even earlier.
Speaker 2: We do come back o beautiful soul pictures of George
Speaker 2: and wheezy Jefferson. Oh that's right. I just want you
Speaker 2: and your beautiful so.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now cleaner. That was beautiful soul because when
Speaker 1: he came back it was more spiky.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's just a bad angle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, baby, that's more than a bad angle. That
Speaker 1: is a trunk. Okay, I'm just saying rude from one
Speaker 1: chunky monkey to the next, I know what it looks like.
Speaker 2: Are you doing a New Year's resolution, Scott, No, I'm
Speaker 2: doing no carbs for the month of January. I have decided.
Speaker 2: I think that's it I'm doing because I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we gotta cut it down, cut it down.
Speaker 1: Coming back to work has really I've gained like ten
Speaker 1: to fifteen.
Speaker 2: Pounds since we gotta care cut out the carbs.
Speaker 1: You guys eat too much, or maybe I'm not getting
Speaker 1: enough rest. We'll figure it out on the next episod.
Speaker 2: It's one hundred percent rest. I have never, like not
Speaker 2: had so much sleep in my life. Yeah, I've never not.
Speaker 2: I understand what you're saying. You don't get a lot
Speaker 2: of sleep. Yes, if I get six hours a night,
Speaker 2: it's a lot, and that's not enough.
Speaker 1: That is definitely not enough.
Speaker 2: No, you know, like a thirty year old male is
Speaker 2: supposed to get like eight hours a night at least.
Speaker 1: Who's thirty in this room?
Speaker 2: Me? Average?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but I'm telling you are not thirty.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: You are fifty two.
Speaker 2: I'm not fifty two. You guys are such jerks. If
Speaker 2: I was fifty two, I could be your dad.
Speaker 1: No, you couldn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, I could. No, what are you twenty? What? I
Speaker 2: could probably be your probably your grandpa?
Speaker 1: Actually no, I'm twenty seven.
Speaker 2: I could be your grandpa.
Speaker 1: Doubt it, but okay at fifty two, yeah, her grandpa,
Speaker 1: I'm seven.
Speaker 2: Okay, So then your kid could have had a kid.
Speaker 1: When they were young yeah, make it make sense at God?
Speaker 2: Yeah to the math? What else the math?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about sex and the city.
Speaker 2: By the way, this is what happens when we just
Speaker 2: need to get an episode done and we have nothing
Speaker 2: planned and we just got to bank it out for
Speaker 2: the holidays. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Well, whose fault is that I was just told to
Speaker 1: come sit in and talk. I wasn't told that, and
Speaker 1: and I needed to come with something, and I started
Speaker 1: a whole business. I'm starting another one. I'm in the
Speaker 1: process of starting another one, And you guys have no
Speaker 1: questions about that, even though you talked about me earlier.
Speaker 2: On Can you press that button right there? Which one up?
Speaker 2: The color? Say the color?
Speaker 1: The color?
Speaker 2: God, we'll be back after the break, all right, we're back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great, Like that commercial. I'm going to save money
Speaker 2: there too. Yeah, I think so. Uh huh oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't get my easy slides. That's sad. I just lost
Speaker 2: the drawing.
Speaker 1: Sorry to hear about that. Yeah, for your loss.
Speaker 2: So you and I have a good rapport. I mean
Speaker 2: you and I would just talk to each other back
Speaker 2: and forth, no problem, you know, like uh, friends, diamond
Speaker 2: comes in and it's like throwing a wrench in the mix.
Speaker 2: She's throwing a wrench in the man? Yeah, why is that?
Speaker 2: Because like she's like all over the place. So you're
Speaker 2: blaming this episode on Diamond. That's right, And I've had
Speaker 2: a great time in this episode. Okay, So I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna be quiet. I'll be over here.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Well you know what, guys, I think it's
Speaker 1: my turn to go unless you high, Unless you guys
Speaker 1: have something else to ask me?
Speaker 2: Why don't we Oh do you do ASMR? Please do it?
Speaker 1: Do it?
Speaker 2: You know I've heard only bad things from people from who?
Speaker 2: Who are people? Press the button? Press that way?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Why do you keep No? This is not even fun anymore?
Speaker 1: Who said it?
Speaker 2: It's not even fun anymore? Like, all right, you guys,
Speaker 2: do do the show? Go ahead.
Speaker 1: I mean I asked you to leave a while ago
Speaker 1: and you're still hair talking and I feel like you're
Speaker 1: ruining the vibe more than anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go. You guys, finish up the show.
Speaker 2: Serial Killers, mood Killer, don't forget to you know, hit
Speaker 2: the web page and serial KILLERSPC dot com. It's serial
Speaker 2: Killer's PC. Follow us everywhere by the candles are still
Speaker 2: some time to get a T shirt with the free
Speaker 2: stuff and uh, that's great, guys. I'm gonna go to
Speaker 2: the doctor have fun with the rest of this. Are
Speaker 2: you really just leaving? Yeah? Yeah, I think it'll be
Speaker 2: much better without me. Maybe it'll be bold chat with
Speaker 2: Andrew and Diamond from now on. Oh, that'd be kind
Speaker 2: of cool. Dramatics, No, dramatics, I can't what. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: see myself out, guys, it's fun. I know you guys
Speaker 2: don't like me. Oh, Diamond, you could take over. This
Speaker 2: podcast is not going anywhere. I hate this episode. She's
Speaker 2: ruining the vibe. I'll just see myself out. I have
Speaker 2: to go pout in my ball.
Speaker 1: I wonder why I'm ruining the vibe? Why am I
Speaker 1: ruining the vibe? I don't know?
Speaker 2: To go ahead.
Speaker 1: Does it because I'm a millennial? Yeah, because I'm a
Speaker 1: black woman.
Speaker 2: No, it's two millennials and a gen xer. Just don't
Speaker 2: it's just too much. Wait, can you quiz him on
Speaker 2: some phrases. Let's see what Scott doesn't know? Oh my god, okay,
Speaker 2: or just in general like life, just the phrases that
Speaker 2: Scott is what is?
Speaker 1: Uh? Here we go, I k y k is that
Speaker 1: it if you know, you know, shoot, really yeah, what about.
Speaker 2: I'm up on the lingo because I have kids and
Speaker 2: I have to know what it means. What about Finna?
Speaker 2: Huh yeah, Finna, that's the that soda.
Speaker 1: What he's thinking about.
Speaker 2: Phanto. No, I know it's Fanta. Fine, I not anyway, Okay.
Speaker 2: So if I said, I was like, fine, finished done,
Speaker 2: I'm finna go, what's Finna? Tell me I'm finna go
Speaker 2: offin to go?
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me what it means in English, I'm fixing
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 2: Okay, Finna is fixing kind of it doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: So you know what, since I didn't know that, it
Speaker 2: makes no sense. So it's fine. Since you didn't know that,
Speaker 2: it makes you said Finna is fixing too.
Speaker 1: That's basically the same thing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna That's basically.
Speaker 1: What it means. Yeah, I'm gonna go. Now, tell me
Speaker 1: when to go go. Let's see, I don't know these things.
Speaker 1: It just comes out when I'm talking.
Speaker 2: Cooper always calls me Suss always.
Speaker 1: You are you are a sus bucket. Sus Bucket, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you're You're very suss.
Speaker 2: You are what phrazes from your time? Would you like
Speaker 2: to throw our away rad man.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's yeah, everybody knows that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wasn't for my time. I never said rad
Speaker 2: in my life. There's nothing I never said. I never
Speaker 2: said any of those dumb eighties words.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do you know when Scotty's introduced.
Speaker 2: To totally tubular? What? I never said? That never said.
Speaker 1: You never said hella.
Speaker 2: Never said hella. That was nineties anyway, wouldn't it? And
Speaker 2: it was nineties?
Speaker 1: Well when was your time?
Speaker 2: Nineties?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: I never said I never said hella. That's hella? Cool?
Speaker 1: Bro? Yeah, nope, you call people bro.
Speaker 2: No, that's like borders and stuff. What borders? Not the bookstore,
Speaker 2: but the ones that go on boards. What skateboarders? Oh,
Speaker 2: oh got it, they're going to go.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been on a skateboard?
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I would pay money to watch Scott
Speaker 2: on a skateboard. That's an unnecessary risk. Later in life,
Speaker 2: you'll notice that you don't want to take unnecessary risks,
Speaker 2: unnecessary kidding when you have, when you have children and
Speaker 2: a family, when you have people that you that rely
Speaker 2: on you in life, you don't take unnecessary risks. And
Speaker 2: I would never jump out of an airplane. I would
Speaker 2: ever bungee jump. It's a skateboard. I went on Cooper's
Speaker 2: penny board and I fell and hurt my ankle. I'm
Speaker 2: not going on skateboard.
Speaker 1: Say that you're traumatized.
Speaker 2: I'm not traumatized. I just I don't want to die
Speaker 2: from doing roller blades. I go roller skating exactly, United
Speaker 2: States of America with the skatosaurus. Yeah, you put your
Speaker 2: left foot in, you put your right foot out. The
Speaker 2: skatosaurus does that ball, the skatersaurus does the hokey pokey.
Speaker 1: Okay, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I'm so you'll go on roller skates and safe. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry what I'm wearing a wrist guard. I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't. I am picturing the corniest human of all time.
Speaker 2: I love I look just like this. I usually wear
Speaker 2: like a white T shirt because I'm sweating from whatever
Speaker 2: I put up. I'm doing my rollers, I'm sweating balls.
Speaker 2: My shirt is soaking wet. I'm like the creepy old
Speaker 2: guy there when the twelve year olds are having a
Speaker 2: birthday party, and here I am like weaving in and
Speaker 2: out of these like ten year old kids, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's you know, it's creepy, So do you go by yourself?
Speaker 2: I went by myself one time. I went by myself
Speaker 2: once and then I was like, I cannot do this.
Speaker 2: It's great exercise. I was like, it's a good exercise,
Speaker 2: it's spectacular exercise. You're kidding me. You work up such
Speaker 2: a sweat. I'm like sweating balls just going out to me.
Speaker 2: You're doing it because it's it's probably a temperature in here. No, No,
Speaker 2: it's good exercise. It's good for your legs. Anyway, So
Speaker 2: I went once. I went once by myself, and then
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't ever do this again. I'm
Speaker 2: that creepy guy with like the walkman headphones, like skating
Speaker 2: around from the eighties, and I mean, I don't do
Speaker 2: all the backwards things because I'll fall down. But unnecessary risk, Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I'll go. I don't take unnecessary risk. When you
Speaker 2: have a family, you count take unnecessary risk. I'll go
Speaker 2: with Cooper now, and she'll use her little skate made
Speaker 2: and you know, stay in the middle. It's like it's
Speaker 2: like a walker. It's a walker that to her because
Speaker 2: she falls down. She wants it, so at least if
Speaker 2: she's there with me, I'm not a creepy old guy
Speaker 2: there by myself. I can go whizzing around. Go hey, Cooper,
Speaker 2: you know as I pass her the fact that you
Speaker 2: just said, I go whizzing around and skate orama. It's
Speaker 2: United Skates of America.
Speaker 1: To go there, it's really fun. I had a birthday
Speaker 1: party there once. I think I was. I turned twenty two,
Speaker 1: so then.
Speaker 2: The skatersaurus was there. No, yes, he was.
Speaker 1: It's it's like it'sday night.
Speaker 2: It's a sixteen year old kid in a sweaty dinosaur
Speaker 2: costume that's been there since the eighties. I can skate backwards.
Speaker 1: Really, it wasn't oh hot skates, not United States of America.
Speaker 1: It was hot skates.
Speaker 2: Okay, I can ski.
Speaker 1: Do you want to go?
Speaker 2: You can skate backwards?
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: I want to see that that. Yeah, do you wear
Speaker 2: like a little short shorts? Yeah? Satin satin short shorts. Yep, yep, Hey,
Speaker 2: that's what you have to do.
Speaker 1: I had everyone dress up. No, I had everyone dress
Speaker 1: up for my birthday party that year. It was like
Speaker 1: a seventies type of vibe, a roller skating part. You
Speaker 1: have pictures and videos and it was a maze.
Speaker 2: I tried to let Cooper have a roller skating party.
Speaker 2: But she didn't want it. I was pushing her toward it,
Speaker 2: but she didn't want it. It's like, my friends don't skate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably don't because they are gin zers. They
Speaker 1: don't even know how to spell skate.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, actually they're jen Alpha. What's that? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: the one that the next one, Yeah, that's below gen Z.
Speaker 1: What year was she born?
Speaker 2: Twenty eleven? She's on the board.
Speaker 1: Damn, I'm old. Yeah, Like the first time that I've
Speaker 1: ever thought about the fact that, like, are you kids?
Speaker 2: Wait, were you born in like A two thousand? Were
Speaker 2: you born in a two? No? When we were.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety four ninety four? What were you doing in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four?
Speaker 2: In ninety four? Yeah, I was in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Oh,
Speaker 2: here we go?
Speaker 1: Were you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's right, No, Diamond, we do not need to
Speaker 2: hear his Iowa tales? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How long did you stay there?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 1: But how long?
Speaker 2: Eleven months? I was there from nine I was there
Speaker 2: from May to jan Man on every podcast, you.
Speaker 1: Weren't there from May to June.
Speaker 2: May to j No, that's thirteen months. No, then maybe
Speaker 2: it was you know it was June to May, Okay.
Speaker 2: Every single time he brings up on this podcast, and
Speaker 2: you would think this man lived there for years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the way he brings up. Yeah. Down at the High
Speaker 2: V they would do this right. So, yeah, they had
Speaker 2: a great they had a great Chinese food bar.
Speaker 1: Then what brought you back here? This?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, folks, was it worth it?
Speaker 2: You're still skate in Iowa? There was no skatering. Did
Speaker 2: you skate through the cornfields? But I went to the
Speaker 2: Monster truck Rally. That was fun. I would go to
Speaker 2: a Monster truck rally and else to do it. Don't
Speaker 2: you crap on my Iowa friends.
Speaker 1: It's nothing to do in Brooklyn at all. So what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do once you've been somewhere for it
Speaker 1: more than a week, it's nothing to do.
Speaker 2: Then, Iowa was a nice change of pace everybody. Everybody
Speaker 2: should see other parts of the country and live there
Speaker 2: for a little while so you can appreciate what you
Speaker 2: have back home.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go anywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did the up the great trip.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but like, but we didn't stay in one
Speaker 1: place for more than like, can you imagine for a week?
Speaker 1: There's nothing to do there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I would go hiking a lot more.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I did, I'm sure wouldn't. Oh, can I tell Can
Speaker 1: I tell you something? Remember how that one day where
Speaker 1: you guys were like, we're going on a hike, and
Speaker 1: I pretended as if I was asleep. No, I was up.
Speaker 1: I saw you guys drive past my window.
Speaker 2: So you just didn't want to hike.
Speaker 1: I'm telling the truth, and I'm happy I didn't go
Speaker 1: because that was the day that you tried to leave Gandhi,
Speaker 1: So I didn't.
Speaker 2: Try and leave Gandhy.
Speaker 1: I hate fires, stop.
Speaker 2: Covid.
Speaker 1: Well you did it?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what do you mean you hate fire?
Speaker 1: I don't like fire. It freaks me out.
Speaker 2: So if you're at a hotel and there's like a
Speaker 2: fire pit and kids are making smores, you'll avoid.
Speaker 1: It, like the play and away, but like like I'll
Speaker 1: stand back, you know. But you're like hair, let's light
Speaker 1: her hair on fire? You want to me to light
Speaker 1: a breid?
Speaker 2: Yeah, why you do it. It's not gonna put wax.
Speaker 2: Put it in the wax. This is gonna end bad.
Speaker 2: It's gonna smell like dirty hair. Don't do it, No
Speaker 2: burnt hair. I hate I hate burnt hair smell.
Speaker 1: That's the worst, Scottie.
Speaker 2: I just who's listening to this anymore?
Speaker 1: Honest? You don't even think I'm going to tell my
Speaker 1: friends that I'm on this episode. Don't. We're horrendous about anything.
Speaker 1: We should start over.
Speaker 2: We were talking about Iowa. There was a conversation to
Speaker 2: be had, and then all of a sudden, scotty little
Speaker 2: match try and then you were like, oh, oh, light
Speaker 2: my hair on fire. So you two are the ones
Speaker 2: distracting everything. Actually know what our new our new listener,
Speaker 2: Doug sent us some suggestions what to talk about. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's go Doug. Let's see what he said.
Speaker 1: Pulled that out earlier when I mentioned it like twice
Speaker 1: that we didn't have anything to.
Speaker 2: Talk because he has to complain and this way he
Speaker 2: can get his little two cents in of being like
Speaker 2: I knew this podcast is a bad idea.
Speaker 1: The thing like I'm gonna get blamed for the pack
Speaker 1: of this episode is nothing.
Speaker 2: See, but he just has like things that like saying
Speaker 2: is that people say wrong. We've been there before that
Speaker 2: when going through security at the airport, are you online
Speaker 2: or in line? In line?
Speaker 1: In line? No, No, you're on the line.
Speaker 2: No, you're you know you're in the line. You're in
Speaker 2: the line. Well, if I'm gonna just I'm gonna just
Speaker 2: ditch that completely and out go full British and say
Speaker 2: I'm queuing.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's easy, and we thank you for your time.
Speaker 2: I'm queuing.
Speaker 1: He's a nut job.
Speaker 2: Well you're not queuing.
Speaker 1: Can you do your broadcaster Can you answering your broadcaster voice?
Speaker 2: I think I can, Dimon Cooper? What what isn't it
Speaker 2: on your Facebook?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, you did entirely same. Not great. Why are you
Speaker 2: talking about my daughter? Cooper? Oh? Yes, I think that's
Speaker 2: where the conversation was going. That's how Scott does the weather?
Speaker 1: Hi Cooper? Oh partly cloudy?
Speaker 2: Why do you make fun of you?
Speaker 1: Cloudy in the city? Forty two degrees?
Speaker 2: Which say? How do you want to do? What do
Speaker 2: you want to do? What do you want me to do?
Speaker 2: This is your natural voice. What you're talking now is natural.
Speaker 2: The minute they put that microphone on for you to
Speaker 2: record the weather, all of a sudden you become a
Speaker 2: different person. You go from like what am I going
Speaker 2: to do? What am I going to do? Then all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, the mic goes in front of you.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a partly cloudy day today. Hi, seventy four.
Speaker 2: I mean you can thank my elocution lessons for that.
Speaker 1: You took elocution less absolutely.
Speaker 2: Because I used to talk like this. Do you have
Speaker 2: any coffee?
Speaker 1: I know you didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did pull it out. I'm sorry, all right,
Speaker 2: doctor Diamond.
Speaker 1: And you told me not to curse. I just want
Speaker 1: to make that. What did I say?
Speaker 2: Hey, kids, I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, fine, anyway next.
Speaker 2: But anyway, so yeah, no, if you listened to my
Speaker 2: really talked like that. If you listened to my high
Speaker 2: school radio tapes, you were supposed to bring them in.
Speaker 2: He never did, Like they're in the system.
Speaker 1: There turns like I will stay here until twelve o'clock
Speaker 1: if you if you press play.
Speaker 2: In ninth and tenth grade, I used to talk like this,
Speaker 2: and then I took elocution lessons, and then I spoke
Speaker 2: like it's it's going to play out of that little speaker.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna you won't hear it. Put the microphone
Speaker 2: up to it.
Speaker 1: Come on, please, he's gonna have a CONNIPTIONI then go ahead, Well, it's.
Speaker 2: Ten fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Already, Scotty B.
Speaker 2: I have to go to my physical to hear this.
Speaker 1: He does, I don't.
Speaker 2: I really don't.
Speaker 1: So guys, my name's Diamond if you don't know, I'm
Speaker 1: on Instagram at Diamond Sincere. I'm actually the executive producer
Speaker 1: of this podcast.
Speaker 2: So you know this is gonna be the lowest rated
Speaker 2: episode of all time.
Speaker 1: And if it is, then it's not my fault because
Speaker 1: I've had a great time. Against my will. It was
Speaker 1: Will Will Will, Well, we'll turn it down before I
Speaker 1: pod that mic down.
Speaker 2: You were the one who is like, why don't you
Speaker 2: ever put me on your show?
Speaker 1: But this is the thing I wanted to come on
Speaker 1: and talk about something like what was like an actual topic.
Speaker 1: We're just is that your it was?
Speaker 2: Was Mike reach back there? Yeah, so I'm not sure
Speaker 2: exactly which will not reach back there? Will just untangling,
Speaker 2: it's entangled. Yeah, you have to go ahead microphone, yes, untangled.
Speaker 1: Untangled to take some time. So anyway, guys, Diamond Sincere
Speaker 1: on Instagram, which one and okay, unplugged it and Diamonds
Speaker 1: Sincere underscore on what is that Twitter? Because someone has
Speaker 1: my name and if you find that girl, tell her
Speaker 1: give it up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should actually get somebody to do that for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but she won't respond to anything.
Speaker 2: She uses it so rude. My friends podcast, I got
Speaker 2: them to give up their handle, give them fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I did that for an Instagram that
Speaker 1: I never used.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, would you pay fifty bucks for your name?
Speaker 1: Oh hey, if there are any office spaces that need
Speaker 1: a vending machine contract, we don't have diamonds for that.
Speaker 2: Why was our first commercial? Our first actual commercial? So
Speaker 2: if you guys, okay, yeah, that's that's the I think
Speaker 2: that's an old one.
Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy High School.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I went. Hold on, let me see
Speaker 2: it on the island. Let me see if this is
Speaker 2: the talking like this one. Hold on, Good morning from
Speaker 2: John Kennedy High School in Playing View, New York. This
Speaker 2: has gotta be kicking off this morning with Tommy Page
Speaker 2: and the new kids. I'll be here everything on eighty
Speaker 2: eight point fives W P O B yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then is timing on? I got better? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: let me hear. I don't know if this is it.
Speaker 2: I don't know where they all are. No, No, that's
Speaker 2: not let's hear that with Scotty B ten Jackson love
Speaker 2: will never do It's too leve will never do. Now
Speaker 2: we got to think everyone down to South Pezz and
Speaker 2: all Bad Page listen to us every week.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, they got us on right now.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: This is Scottie B with no commercials guaranteed. Next that
Speaker 1: was like that commercials guarantee.
Speaker 2: Well, of course there's no commercials. High school radio, you
Speaker 2: can't have commercials. Wait, no, what's that? That was a
Speaker 2: guy named who was his name? Jojo?
Speaker 1: Did you pay him? No?
Speaker 2: I used. I used to be a pain in the
Speaker 2: ass to the radio station in New York, not Z
Speaker 2: one hundred. It's funny. It turns out like I didn't
Speaker 2: like Z one hundred. Growing up. There was another top
Speaker 2: forty station in the city that I liked, and I
Speaker 2: befriended all the DJs there, And this guy was a
Speaker 2: producer on the night show, and he brought me in
Speaker 2: there and made up all these jingles and stuff for me.
Speaker 2: I can't find the I can't find the good one though.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a good one. Yeah, no it does. I
Speaker 2: really liked how you said you had a very thick accent.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I did hold on new Kids on the Block. Kids,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna find the better one.
Speaker 1: Oh, the view is on. You love them?
Speaker 2: You still watch the deal?
Speaker 1: Still watch I'm usually home by now it's not in
Speaker 1: here anymore.
Speaker 2: But anyway, I by the time I was a senior,
Speaker 2: I got much better because I had to take lessons
Speaker 2: to get rid of the accent.
Speaker 1: Did someone tell you that, Yes, you needed to? Yes,
Speaker 1: that sucks because now no one cares. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I mean like like, yeah, nobody walked in here today
Speaker 1: and had.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, I mean look at Danielle. Danielle has an accent.
Speaker 1: They love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I mean that was radio twenty five years ago.
Speaker 2: You know you had a like not you couldn't talk
Speaker 2: like this because nobody would hire you. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah, I can't. Like my brother still talks
Speaker 2: like that. My brother still talk Yeah, no, he can't
Speaker 2: because he's busy working.
Speaker 1: What does he do.
Speaker 2: He works in an office.
Speaker 1: That's so cool, so different where scenes he wears slacks.
Speaker 2: He wears jeans.
Speaker 1: Okay, well never mind. Yeah, Well my sister and I
Speaker 1: are very different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my brother and I are black and white. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm not black. We're both white, but I mean like
Speaker 2: black and white. O.
Speaker 1: My sister and I are the same person. She's just
Speaker 1: I think it's dear old version, and I'm like a
Speaker 1: twenty year old version. Like she's she's way more mature.
Speaker 2: So you see what you're gonna be in thirty years.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no. She's literally only four years
Speaker 1: older than me, but she acts way older.
Speaker 2: But eventually you'll act like that. No, you act like
Speaker 2: d from What's Happening and she acts more like what's
Speaker 2: your name from the Jeffersons?
Speaker 1: Jenny, Yeah, Jenny. Yeah, she's very much Okay, she doesn't play,
Speaker 1: so if you guys stop me, she's gonna beat you
Speaker 1: up like a big sister.
Speaker 2: All right, Andrew, I think we should go. We're running
Speaker 2: out of time.
Speaker 1: We didn't talk about anything. I think that this should
Speaker 1: be deleted, like make this up.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Just a listener who doesn't listen. I think.
Speaker 2: We talked about nothing. We talked about about what do
Speaker 2: we talk about?
Speaker 1: But at least it's another one tomorrow.
Speaker 2: At least it's a little bit engaging. Usually and people like,
Speaker 2: oh that's good, Yeah, I get it. Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: this is absolutely nothing here whatsoever, terrible awful.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be.
Speaker 2: Honest, horrendas. Please please please don't ever come back. Whatever
Speaker 2: you do, come back. Everybody is so negative.
Speaker 1: Hi, Dad, if you're listening, I love you.
Speaker 2: Did your dad listen?
Speaker 1: Yeah he does.
Speaker 2: Hey, Henry, you're so Jekyll and Hide like you like
Speaker 2: flip like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what they call that? A bad bitch?
Speaker 2: All right, thank you so much for listening to this
Speaker 2: episode of Bowl Chat. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Speaker 1: No, don't say all that. We're going to record another
Speaker 1: one tomorrow where we actually have things to talk about
Speaker 1: and I'll be back. Not true because we're parking, but
Speaker 1: I'll come back.
Speaker 2: No, this is it, this is this is the episode.
Speaker 1: We can't do another one, so you're not putting this
Speaker 1: out there.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Will not let you use my voice in this way.
Speaker 2: Hope Santa comes down your chimney and gives you everything
Speaker 2: you ever wanted.
Speaker 1: Who believes in Santa?
Speaker 2: I do? You're Jewish? So I have the holiday spirit.
Speaker 2: Andrew the elf is at our house too, and he
Speaker 2: watches me. Yeah, he watches me, So I should get
Speaker 2: ah a mention on the bench. You should get one
Speaker 2: of those two. I was never an elf on a
Speaker 2: shell family, we were never that way.
Speaker 1: I just left soda and cookies.
Speaker 2: Soda soda? Why would you leave him soda?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't like milk, But it wasn't for you me.
Speaker 1: It was like, why would I leave Santa something that
Speaker 1: is not even good?
Speaker 2: Why do you leave him? Diet doctor pepper? No.
Speaker 1: One year I left orange soda.
Speaker 2: Fantais before that was? That was?
Speaker 1: It was a probably probably sun.
Speaker 2: Kissed Wana funda. Don't you wanna wana?
Speaker 1: I was a pineapple fonta girl. Oh? I like?
Speaker 2: Id like? Did you ever have orange gina?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? Yes. It used to come in the little
Speaker 2: bulb shaped bottle glass ones.
Speaker 1: You remember chubs, Yes, the.
Speaker 2: Little plastic things. Did you like the We had the
Speaker 2: mccamp We had those in camp. And then there were
Speaker 2: also little little plastic bottles of sundew was the name
Speaker 2: of them. I like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know what sun do is?
Speaker 2: Were you well their backs or whatever?
Speaker 1: Do you remember remix?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did. You're so You're so young though you're
Speaker 2: so young, but very fine fruit punch and apple juice.
Speaker 2: The little glass bottles they had little styrofoam labels that
Speaker 2: you could rip off made. Oh my god, yes it made.
Speaker 2: Used to do a tropical fruit punch. Yes, and it
Speaker 2: came in the blue bag with the straw that would
Speaker 2: pop through. Oh man, those are good. That's sugar, the
Speaker 2: sugar content and that was insane.
Speaker 1: Remember uh, the orange like orange juice from High Sy Yeah, McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Then yes, no, it's back. It left and then came back.
Speaker 2: When we were kids, they McDonald's always used to donate
Speaker 2: a big igloo cooler dispenser full of the orange drink,
Speaker 2: like at school events. It would always be there.
Speaker 1: Remember the birthday parties. I treated about that the other day.
Speaker 2: What birthday parties? Yeah, and McDonald Yes, McDonald land.
Speaker 1: That was disgusting.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, the meat. I can't at
Speaker 2: our McDonald's. They had a big talking tree in the
Speaker 2: middle in the eighties. What it was it was because
Speaker 2: it was actually McDonald land. They had the tree and
Speaker 2: they had the little fry guy seats that you would
Speaker 2: sit around the tree.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. That seems like it would have
Speaker 1: been so much.
Speaker 2: Because I'm sure it was dangerous. Fao schwartz in or
Speaker 2: Schwartz whatever it was in our mall used to have
Speaker 2: a tree in it and it would talk to you.
Speaker 2: It was the most terrifying talking tree in the world.
Speaker 2: And then they had a giant Grimace that would come
Speaker 2: he coude the big purple guy. Yeah. I loved parties
Speaker 2: a McDonald. They used to be now that there's nothing
Speaker 2: going on there. King had them too, really Yeah. Burger
Speaker 2: King near our house used to have one with Creepy
Speaker 2: Burger King. That guy was creepy. Remember Creepy Burger King. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What about the Ferris wheel and toys r.
Speaker 2: Us that's gone? Yeah, I never did that.
Speaker 1: That was so cool in the Barbie store that turned into.
Speaker 2: A that turned into a gap in an old navy
Speaker 2: which has now since closed as well. That corner there
Speaker 2: on times Borders or no more. Okay, you just sounded
Speaker 2: like Grimace.
Speaker 1: No, I sounded like Jim Kramer on MSNBC Mad Money.
Speaker 1: Yeah on a CNBC.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love Wait, So did you have birthday parties
Speaker 2: at McDonald No?
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: I went to you only attended.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I was more of a roller skating party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. And then Eddie Murphy would come on
Speaker 2: party all the time.
Speaker 1: All the time, all the time. Yeah, it was uh
Speaker 1: remember ben Zino? Do you remember Benzino had a song
Speaker 1: You guys are so young checking blue belawsuit.
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever had a roller skating party.
Speaker 2: You've never had, Never had roller skating. I had bowling.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I had bowling. I had bowling, and we
Speaker 2: had bowling parties into our our thirties. Also, like when
Speaker 2: Amy's three birthday party, I think was at the bowling alley.
Speaker 2: I love bowling. It's fun.
Speaker 1: I like karaoke. Oh I h a karaoke birthday thing
Speaker 1: when I turned twenty one and I was d rucking.
Speaker 2: Worst birthday party ever I think was my fifth birthday party.
Speaker 2: It's going to get depressing. This is going to get depressing.
Speaker 2: Happened it could have been fourth. Someone either died, someone
Speaker 2: had an larch gray act, invited a whole bunch of kids,
Speaker 2: they were all supposed to come. And you look at
Speaker 2: the picture and it's just my mom and my brother
Speaker 2: and me and my neighbor from next door and a
Speaker 2: wharping record on the record player. That's all that's going on.
Speaker 2: And one sad looking big long penis balloon hanging from
Speaker 2: the thing. That's all it was. Nobody showed up. It
Speaker 2: was like I was so upset. Oh, I had a
Speaker 2: party at the ground Round. That was fun. You probably
Speaker 2: don't know what that is. The ground Round was a
Speaker 2: restaurant in like the seventies and eighties, New York, New Jersey.
Speaker 2: They all had them. I think there were you born
Speaker 2: shut up. So it was one of those places track
Speaker 2: you know, everything was on stone. You couldn't go there
Speaker 2: because they had the big things of peanuts and you
Speaker 2: wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: Able to go in therebbit couldn't habit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was ground Round was fun. They always had
Speaker 2: characters that dressed up and you just threw peanut shells
Speaker 2: all over the floor. It was good times.
Speaker 1: You know a place that I've never been, or I
Speaker 1: hadn't been until recently. Chucky Cheese. I didn't go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm not sure how much longer it's going
Speaker 2: to be until I go in that ballpit again. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get in it.
Speaker 1: Oh, baby girl has to go. I gotta bye parking,
Speaker 1: Baby parked.
Speaker 2: It me too. All right, Thank you so much for
Speaker 2: listening to this exciting episode of ball Chat. How many
Speaker 2: minutes was it pressed the idle? This? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my arm hair?
Speaker 2: Why do you keep lit candles? Because by the board right?
Speaker 2: Forty eight minutes. Yeah, we gotta go. Holy moly, thank
Speaker 2: you for listening to ball Chat. We'll see you on
Speaker 2: Monday with an all new Serial Killers. Yes, Merry Christmas,
Speaker 2: have a safe and happy holiday. Ooh what on Monday? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are we taking off? No? The Spoonies. Wow, the
Speaker 2: second annual Spoonies. It's not Live from the Red but
Speaker 2: Scott and Andrew will be talking to the serial stars.
Speaker 2: You cannot say that it's annual because we didn't have
Speaker 2: one last year, because second one. It doesn't matter though
Speaker 2: annual says means every year it got canceled because of COVID.
Speaker 2: It'summer fault. So it's the second one, that's all. It's
Speaker 2: the second annual. It's not annual. It's the second annual. Spoony.
Speaker 2: Celebrity guests will be stopping by category, none of that.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be so exciting. The nominees are out now,
Speaker 2: make sure you go and check it out. Go to
Speaker 2: Serial killerspc dot com submit your favorite for the Listener's
Speaker 2: Choice Award. What are you talking about? It'll be recorded
Speaker 2: by that you're such a scammer. They can't submit anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah they can, okay because the episode airs Monday. Okay,
Speaker 2: but they're gonna be doing tabulations in the background. Oh
Speaker 2: I see, I see. Hello. All right, we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to bull Chat. See you for
Speaker 2: all new Serial Killers with the Spoonies on Monday. Than
Speaker 2: another bulcher. We'll just keep going. We're gonna record and
Speaker 2: give you what you want. We should do more bonus episodes.
Speaker 2: People like that. Okay, just no Diamond, all right, I
Speaker 2: like Diamond. Okay, I know you are annoyed, but you
Speaker 2: know when are you not annoyed? And click? What was
Speaker 2: that at the end you stuck your tongue out that
Speaker 2: I really really really have to go. All right, press
Speaker 2: the end button. Hey bye. So you