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Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

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Speaker 1: in the morning showroom.

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Speaker 2: I will start with you, scary, what's on your mind?

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Speaker 3: Well, nothing gives me more joy and satisfaction than seeing

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Speaker 3: those porch pirates get screwed over when they grabbed the

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Speaker 3: package off the porch and then they and all of

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Speaker 3: a sudden it blows up with like a paint bomb

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Speaker 3: in their face and they get it in the car.

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Speaker 3: But even better, I saw one yesterday. This is genius.

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Speaker 3: This guy packaged up his old broken television and made

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Speaker 3: it look like, uh, you know, just a brand new

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Speaker 3: package on the porch. A porch pirates just grabbed it

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Speaker 3: for him, took his trash away.

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Speaker 4: Nice.

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Speaker 3: So if you want to get rid of something old

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Speaker 3: and trashy, just put it on your porch for a

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Speaker 3: couple of days. A pirate haul out of there.

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Speaker 2: Nate, you're on my porch today. Garrett actually said he

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Speaker 2: put dog poop in I'm like why, But they're gonna

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Speaker 2: take it in there. They're never gonna connect your house anyway.

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Speaker 2: They might throw it at your door. That is true. Hey, Gandhi,

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind today?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 5: I just wanted to remind everybody that if you're doing

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Speaker 5: something and you're catching some criticism for it, don't sweat

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Speaker 5: it because the only people who never get criticized are

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Speaker 5: people who never do anything. So just keep going forward

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Speaker 5: with whatever that is and don't worry about it. If

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Speaker 5: you're getting married and you have a ridiculous dress set,

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Speaker 5: do your thing, it doesn't matter because the other people

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Speaker 5: aren't getting married, right amen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what is the is the FDR? What is the

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Speaker 2: old Roosevelt conversation that was used about who's who's on

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Speaker 2: the field and who is Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I don't know it off the top of my head.

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Speaker 2: What you don't do? You guys knows?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: I don't know that.

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Speaker 5: It's that the people who are criticizing you are throwing

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Speaker 5: basically throwing tomatoes from the nosebleed section, and you're in

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Speaker 5: the arena.

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Speaker 2: You're in there. They're up in the stands throwing throwing

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Speaker 2: tomatoes at you.

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Speaker 5: They're not in the game, but you're actually doing the

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Speaker 5: thing in the game.

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Speaker 2: So there you go. It's oh, Teddy Roosevelt. It was

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Speaker 2: one of those guys roosevelts. What's up with you? Froggy? Froggy,

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Speaker 2: what's on your mind? In beautiful Jacksonville.

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Speaker 6: We often accuse Nate of being an old man, but

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Speaker 6: I realized that I'm starting to do some old man

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Speaker 6: things myself, Like, for example, I'm somebody that will talk

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Speaker 6: to anybody anywhere I go.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of funny you mentioned that, because there was

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Speaker 2: a time when your dad would do that and you

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Speaker 2: would get very embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: Well, he does it in a really inappropriate way. I don't,

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Speaker 6: I know, I know where to draw the line. But

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Speaker 6: on Saturday, a brand new grocery store opened in my neighborhood,

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Speaker 6: a brand new publics. I went Saturday, I went Sunday,

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Speaker 6: I went yesterday, and I'm going to go again today. Dude,

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Speaker 6: I am so mesmerized by this new grocery store. And

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Speaker 6: I realized it's just a grocery store, and I can

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Speaker 6: get the same crap anywhere else. But man, even the

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Speaker 6: way the cooler doors open is nice. I just I

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Speaker 6: am blown away by this new grocery store. And I

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Speaker 6: know it's an old man thing, but I don't care.

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Speaker 6: And pup subs, Yes, no publics.

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Speaker 2: You know, when you say you're going to the grocery

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Speaker 2: store in Florida, you don't ask which grocery store. You're

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Speaker 2: ask which publics are you going?

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Speaker 6: And the thing I like about the most when you

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Speaker 6: walk in, there's a big sign and says welcome to

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Speaker 6: your public, my public.

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Speaker 2: They have figured it out. Hey, produce your sandwich up.

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Speaker 1: I think that we need to go back to an

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Speaker 1: older time because we need to have bartering in our lives.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday I went to get my hair done by Dina,

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Speaker 1: our girl, Dina, and my husband came and she was hurt,

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Speaker 1: like her neck hurt, so she was touching it and

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Speaker 1: he goes, hey, Dina, I'm a pewtee. I'll work on

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Speaker 1: your neck if there's a hair wash in it for me.

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Speaker 2: And that's what they did. I feel it's so great.

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Speaker 1: So one of you guys head scratched, which is very

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Speaker 1: embarrassing for me because he makes sounds because he loves

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Speaker 1: it so much. And Dina got her neck worked on

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Speaker 1: and they made a little handshake.

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Speaker 2: A cree always have a spare chicken, a live chicken.

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Speaker 2: The case, I'm gonna write that I took a live

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Speaker 2: chicken to Short Hills Mall the other day.

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Speaker 6: Did you leave with it?

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Speaker 2: No? No, I left it there, but I got a

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Speaker 2: new watch kind of great. Hey, what's up, Danielle.

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Speaker 7: So always be careful when you're going in the bathroom

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Speaker 7: to make sure it's the right one for you. So

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Speaker 7: I walked in the bathroom and I was like, there's

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Speaker 7: a guy cleaning it. And I'm like, what Mine in

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Speaker 7: the wrong bathroom. So I'm looking around. I'm got to

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Speaker 7: come in wrong bathroom. I was like, panicky. He's like, no,

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Speaker 7: I'm just cleaning it. There's never been a guy in

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Speaker 7: the bathrooms here cleaning the bathroom, and I was convinced

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Speaker 7: I've walked into the wrong one. So just double check before.

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Speaker 7: You don't want to see any PEPs or who Who's?

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Speaker 7: If you don't want.

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Speaker 2: To, maybe you do. I love PEPs and Who's It

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Speaker 2: sounds like everything that a snack cake company makes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Who they opened for Pearlgram. I think they did it

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Speaker 2: sounds very little. Debbie. Hey, what's up there? Straight eight?

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Speaker 4: Well, I told you earlier I'm dying. I only have

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Speaker 4: four to five decades left. Yes, some medical tests done yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Everything's fine.

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Speaker 4: But he just gave me the reminder, you only have

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Speaker 4: so much time on this planet, so make the most

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Speaker 4: of it. Don't want to know the exact time I die.

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Speaker 4: I just want to know that the time is running out.

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Speaker 4: So make the most of the day you have today. See,

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Speaker 4: you make most of every moment. The opposite is doing

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Speaker 4: nothing correct ever during any moment. So I mean in Ghanda,

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Speaker 4: you're a huge advocate of this. Yeah, we're TikTok fucking away.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just waste my life away.

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Speaker 2: No, you're not. No, you're a great example of someone

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Speaker 2: who is always doing something. And Danielle's always doing something.

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Speaker 2: Scary Scary's on the couch, rotting.

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Speaker 7: He needs it, though, he says, he goes home and rots.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but there isn't there an argument for rotting on

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Speaker 2: the couch is doing something?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure. And if that's the way you like

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Speaker 5: to spend your time and you're happy, then do it.

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Speaker 2: You compose them.

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Speaker 6: Alost always says doing nothing is doing something. I know,

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Speaker 6: but I don't want to do too much of nothing

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Speaker 6: because I want to do something. And you know, look,

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Speaker 6: you know, as compared to you guys in the room.

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Speaker 6: And everyone gets so mad at me when I say this,

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Speaker 6: but it's the truth. So let's face the truth, shall we.

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Speaker 6: I have you know, I have this much left on

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Speaker 6: my life and I'm done. I may have what fifteen

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Speaker 6: twenty years if I'm lucky. If I'm lucky, I will.

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Speaker 7: That they come out with and that makes you live forever?

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Speaker 7: Would you take it?

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Speaker 2: Of course I thought that was the point. But let's

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Speaker 2: assume that you set up. Okay, I got this much

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Speaker 2: time left, So how am I going to spend it

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Speaker 2: with people I love? Yeah, I'm gonna get rid of

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Speaker 2: the people I don't love and you know, have some

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Speaker 2: fun along the way. My around the room submission is

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Speaker 2: sort of self serving. Odd sister, we found a new

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Speaker 2: restaurant in our neighborhood. Do you find yourself even if

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Speaker 2: you live in New York City, we have tens of

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Speaker 2: thousands of restaurants to choose from. You simply go back

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Speaker 2: to the same four. So we've been looking for something,

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Speaker 2: you know that's you know, casual, it's American food, you know,

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Speaker 2: no lean anyway, so odd Sister, on Mercer Street and

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Speaker 2: so we walked over there, had the best dinner ever

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Speaker 2: set at the bar, met some friends. They've been opened

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Speaker 2: two years. This is it's new to me. So I I,

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Speaker 2: you know, with the cute bartender and the woman at

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Speaker 2: the front, desk. I announced that last night was the

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Speaker 2: grand opening of and so we were there. So I

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Speaker 2: say to you, seek out those restaurants you haven't tried,

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Speaker 2: seek out those parks you've never walked in. Drive a

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Speaker 2: different drive to work every day. Yeah, mix it up, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Let's go.

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Speaker 7: Thank you girlfriend, And don't run on the couch because

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Speaker 7: you're going to be decomposing eventually.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, scary exactly. We'll stick to the couch. Have you

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Speaker 2: seen those stories people who just kind of sit on

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Speaker 2: the couch so long that they have to surgically remove

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Speaker 2: them from the cushions.

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Speaker 5: How do I die of a blood clot first.

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Speaker 2: Because the cushions become part of your circulatory system. Pumps

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Speaker 2: through the armrest