1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,159 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,400 Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Can we 6 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:21,280 Speaker 1: all agree everybody's rent is too damn high? Yeah? Absolutely? 7 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: And while people like Brooke just laugh at the poor 8 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:30,640 Speaker 1: and collect their paychecks, they would try anything to get 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: it lowered. But let's say you had a chance to 10 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: get one month free rent money. Most of us would 11 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:42,000 Speaker 1: jump at that opportunity, asking how do I do it? Totally? 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 1: So that's what I do. In today's call. I offer 13 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: one lady thirty days rent free with just one tiny 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:53,479 Speaker 1: little catch. I was just gonna say, you'll find out 15 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,560 Speaker 1: what it is in your phone tap right now, it's 16 00:00:55,680 --> 00:01:02,360 Speaker 1: another tap Mornings on the twenties. Hello. So then I 17 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,240 Speaker 1: told her when I turned my head the other way, 18 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: I can actually smell the ocean. Hello. Hello, oh oh sorry, um, 19 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:16,040 Speaker 1: this is Jeremy. I'm the assistant property manager for Coole Apartments. 20 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: Is this Maddie who lives in thirteen oh one. Yeah, 21 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: this is she. Hey Maddie, nice to meet you him. 22 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:28,240 Speaker 1: What were you just talking about. I don't think I understood. 23 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just saying a joke to you know, 24 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,360 Speaker 1: it's not important. The reason I'm calling is because the 25 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 1: manager wanted me to reach out to all the tenants 26 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: here because they're doing a contest where we're going to 27 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: give away a free month off of rent. Oh yeah, okay, 28 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: whole month of rent for free. Pretty cool. Huh, that 29 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: would be pretty awesome. And so we're signing it up 30 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 1: like a big contest. Okay, so what's the contest. Well, 31 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,960 Speaker 1: each tenant has to submit their sexiest photo to my 32 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: cell phone number. I'm just kidding. That's a joke, you know, 33 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: unless you want to do that. Yeah no, okay, got you. No, 34 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,640 Speaker 1: the real contest, it's a scavenger hunt around the complex. 35 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: Whoever can find the items and accomplish the tasks first wins. 36 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,800 Speaker 1: All right. I mean, I rent pretty expensive, so I 37 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: hear you. So can I just tell you about the 38 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:30,839 Speaker 1: first two challenges? Okay, Somewhere in the maintenance room, you'll 39 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 1: have to go down there and find a wrench or 40 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,799 Speaker 1: maybe a set of wrenches. Okay, okay, and then you'll 41 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: have to bring those wrenches up to apartment twelve eighty 42 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: four where missus Wasserly lives. Then you'll go into her 43 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:48,920 Speaker 1: bathroom and fix her clog sink. You just want me 44 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: to fix her plumbing. That's right, and I hear it's 45 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: pretty bad, so good luck with it. I guess I 46 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 1: don't understand how this is like a contest. It kind 47 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: of sounds like a job for maintenance. Well yeah, normally 48 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: it would be. But that's just how we're setting up 49 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: this challenge. What let me just tell you about the 50 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: second part. There's an air conditioning unit up on the 51 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: roof and I cannot figure out how to get the 52 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: auxiliary fan going. So what so you are going to 53 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 1: want to go up there. You might want to bring 54 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: your phone with you, maybe google it, or if you 55 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: have to call the manufacture and just have them walk 56 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: you through it. Okay, So again to do that challenge 57 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,800 Speaker 1: too complete? This seems like work, like you're wanting me 58 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: to work for you. I mean, it's a contest, So 59 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 1: these are this is not a contest. This is you 60 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: trying to get Are you saying you're not interested in 61 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 1: the free month of rent? Not if you're expecting me 62 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 1: to fix the damn air conditioning on the building. Well, 63 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: it's not just you. There's other people involved in this too, 64 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 1: like the lady two doors down from you. She's already 65 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: unclogged two toilets and fixed the ceiling fan. She's like 66 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: sixty years old, and you've got her doing maintenance work 67 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: and she's winning the contest so far, So you have 68 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,920 Speaker 1: to catch up. I've got a pretty good feelings that 69 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 1: nobody's going to be winning this contest and we're all 70 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,880 Speaker 1: just going to be doing the work around this whole 71 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,520 Speaker 1: apartment complex that you've got us in. Okay, I can 72 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 1: already tell that you're sounding kind of hesitant about this. 73 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,720 Speaker 1: Heaston is not the word. I'm actually pretty pissed right 74 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:19,839 Speaker 1: now that all right, well even asking me to do this. Look, 75 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:21,800 Speaker 1: here's what I'm willing to do for you. I want 76 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: to help you win this contest. What if you name 77 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: a number, anything between one and nineteen, and I'll take 78 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,680 Speaker 1: it off your punch list. Oh my god, you keep 79 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,400 Speaker 1: saying contest like this is a real thing. Okay, all right, 80 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 1: I'll choose for you number fifteen there, So now you 81 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,640 Speaker 1: don't have to regre out mister Terwilliger's shower. Oh yeah, thanks, 82 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: that's so greatious to feel. Yeah, you're welcome, of course. 83 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I ask how are you with hanging drywall? 84 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: Have you ever done that before? This is not my job? 85 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,599 Speaker 1: You have this job? Well, I don't really have this job, 86 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: because my real job is actually a radio host doing 87 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: prank phone calls on people like you. Yeah, I don't 88 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: know what kind of uh wait yeah, can you can 89 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:07,159 Speaker 1: you repeat that again? Yeah? I actually don't work at 90 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: your apartment. My name's jeff from Brooke and Jeffrey in 91 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,839 Speaker 1: the morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you. 92 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:18,400 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's all a joke. You Oh my god. 93 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: Your your friend Jada set you up. She said that 94 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: you've been venting to her a lot about how crappy 95 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 1: your apartment building is. I was like, seriously, how am 96 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: I supposed to fix an air conditioning? Like? I don't 97 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: think I'm that skilled. Oh, you're not that skilled. Well 98 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: have you ever hosted a radio show before? Because we're 99 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: doing a contest, I can show you where the microphone is. 100 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: I think I've done with the contest. Will you just 101 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,720 Speaker 1: have to deal with a guy who laughs a lot, 102 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: and a middle aged lady who tells you what to 103 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:46,880 Speaker 1: do all the time. So I've been working with my parents. Wow, 104 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 1: that sounds absolutely horrifying. Oh it is, Oh god, every 105 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: morning Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.