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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, what you got time for the prank

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Speaker 1: phone call Shirley. It's time to baptize some people. It's

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Speaker 1: called mobile baptismal pool mobile baptisma. We come to you

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Speaker 1: and you ignorant, you do come to your house and baptize.

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Speaker 1: That's what we do. Hit it. Hello, Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach the Mr Wilson. It's how you doing. My

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Speaker 1: name is brother spring water Man. Listen. We uh we

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Speaker 1: we we got paid to actually come by and do

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Speaker 1: some services to for for you by some friends of yours,

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Speaker 1: and we wanted to actually call and see about scheduling

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Speaker 1: and see what you had available, uh, some some services.

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Speaker 1: What y'all playing on? Grad? What you do? What kind

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Speaker 1: of services you had? Actually, sir, you've got some friends

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Speaker 1: that have actually spent a great amount of money on you.

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Speaker 1: And what we do is UM we have a Baptismal

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Speaker 1: Own Wheels servant and what we do is we go

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Speaker 1: and we uh we baptize people at their home. And

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Speaker 1: Baptismal Wheels has been it's a new UM company, but

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Speaker 1: we've we've baptized over a thousand people. Now we have

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Speaker 1: on the back of it, and we actually come to

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Speaker 1: your home and we will baptize you in your driveway

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Speaker 1: and and make you hold again. So we've hostess brother

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Speaker 1: Water brother again. I'm sorry, I Water Fringwater. What you

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Speaker 1: want to come to my house and give me a

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Speaker 1: baptism in my front yard. We want to baptize you

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Speaker 1: right there in your drive where your friends are paid

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Speaker 1: for the services. And my friend, my friend will pay

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Speaker 1: for me to get baptized. I think baptized are already

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Speaker 1: well from my understanding, sir that but then that you

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Speaker 1: you've had some some bumps and bruises and and and

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Speaker 1: they seem to uh to believe that you need to

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Speaker 1: be Washington courage. I mean, that's all good, that's all.

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Speaker 1: That's all. It's all good. I mean things I mean

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Speaker 1: think that matter that it made man. I mean, I've

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Speaker 1: been baptized, I go to church. You know, uh, me

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Speaker 1: and the Lord don't have no problems. I mean, we

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Speaker 1: all have setbacks. But for you to pull up with

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Speaker 1: your pool in front of my house to say you

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Speaker 1: can a baptize me, that that doesn't make any sense

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Speaker 1: to me. Doctor, I mean succeeds sometimes when some people

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Speaker 1: Lord and get baptized. You know, we're making a lot

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Speaker 1: more convenient for you, but we can actually need no convenience.

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Speaker 1: I don't need no convenience. What I need convenience for

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Speaker 1: you asking me to come to my house on a

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Speaker 1: that that's that's brother spring water. But what I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to what I'm trying to say, the water is holy water,

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Speaker 1: spring water. It doesn't make no difference to me. You

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Speaker 1: can't come to my neighborhood and baptize me in front

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Speaker 1: of mine. So what is all that I ain't? Boy?

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Speaker 1: This is this is what your friends are talking about

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Speaker 1: that don't give me them? Was my prayers are telling you,

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Speaker 1: man that anybody which which one of my friends, gonna

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Speaker 1: work to me and you to come to my jam out.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not And if I don't, dude that man,

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Speaker 1: that don't even make any sense to me, you understand.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not. I'm not at any liberty to tell

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Speaker 1: who the hell gonna see you? But you're not there?

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Speaker 1: What make call? You don't even call that that makes

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Speaker 1: sense for you? Come on, that doesn't make any no

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Speaker 1: way in the world. I'm gonna allow you to come

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Speaker 1: And I'm asking you, Okay, what's a friend of mine

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Speaker 1: need to be done? You'll tell you at that liberty, sir,

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Speaker 1: all I want to know. Basically, I've already been paid.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm coming to ch I'm notaptizing me. Then back time.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway. Man,

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Speaker 1: I tell you, whether did you come to my house

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Speaker 1: and they're my head that you think how many you got?

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Speaker 1: Time is the problem. This is what your friends are

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Speaker 1: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized

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Speaker 1: the lamps. This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed.

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Speaker 1: That's what's wrong with you. Mr Wilton, what's wrong with me? Now?

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with two is called me and letting my hope.

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Speaker 1: They're telling me I need to be back high in

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Speaker 1: I don't need you come in front of my house

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Speaker 1: making a circus. We are you afraid of some white

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Speaker 1: for my understanding. Mr Wilpon, you missed two Sundays already

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Speaker 1: this month suning this man. I can't go anywhere and

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Speaker 1: you're tell him I missed too, damn Sundays. I don't

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Speaker 1: miss that's setting it too because the someone ain't coming off. Sure.

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Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

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Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

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Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work. On

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Speaker 1: two before you will, I tell you what you curning

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Speaker 1: my seven o'clock and morning, I swear on your lord,

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Speaker 1: Don't give a damn who paid you? You understand I

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Speaker 1: your teachers, everybody. We don't fool brought you that. You understand.

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Speaker 1: I'm get all of this anger and all of this

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Speaker 1: to purge your body and get it out your system.

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Speaker 1: I don't want your plea. I mean, I tell you,

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Speaker 1: I tell you what brother spring water, that's a brother

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Speaker 1: your brain water on it. You're gonna get baptized on

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Speaker 1: who called you? Bring your I'm gonna I care it

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Speaker 1: the thing I want to say to you when you listen,

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy Mason. Hello, man,

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Speaker 1: let me check your something. Man, let me tell you something. Boy,

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Speaker 1: y'all y'all was boy bras so man us a head man.

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Speaker 1: I was about to act the fool on y'all because

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Speaker 1: here and just with people during their day. Man. I

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Speaker 1: who the hell goes around that kids of people? Alway,

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Speaker 1: that's what it feels. A will baptized people with a

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Speaker 1: you something. What is the baddest radio show in the land? Man?

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Speaker 1: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. See,

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Speaker 1: that's how you baptize forget going to church now when

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Speaker 1: they don't make it to the church. You know, we

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Speaker 1: bring the baptismal to you. That's actually a good idea

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Speaker 1: and we're man, yeah, we're baptize you go to work

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Speaker 1: in the morning, yeah, and get get your save on.

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Speaker 1: We get to save on right there, We cleanse you

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Speaker 1: right there in the driveway. We won't to do it,

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Speaker 1: Will and will he won't. Holiday comedy Jam Baby, We're

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Speaker 1: coming through. We're coming through Philadelphia. That is December the

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Speaker 1: twenties at the met Philadelphia. Tickets on sale right now

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Speaker 1: and they are going fast. They had all taken Master

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Speaker 1: outlets and you can get him at the box office.

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Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown will be in the billing. So watch

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Speaker 1: out there now kill Junior bag that Houston, Texas gonna

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Speaker 1: That's that, that's the stupid would be in the building

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Speaker 1: and shaking it up. Earth Quake is rocking with us

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Speaker 1: us say read na, that's a show. Don with the

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Speaker 1: other show. We get to a Philly. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: a meeting with him, y'all. I'm gonna go have a

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Speaker 1: meeting with him. Sit down, I'm not gonna do this. Listen,

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Speaker 1: a cigar, we're gonna talk. We're gonna have a come

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Speaker 1: to Jesus meeting, all right, and then we're gonna get

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Speaker 1: this thing together. Will you host, okay, and then you

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Speaker 1: bring out me Jay and Chilling. We're gonna work it

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Speaker 1: What is you gonna do coming out? Why we go?

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Speaker 1: This is why we're gonna come out. I didn't go

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Speaker 1: to work here. Why is it that now you're gonna

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Speaker 1: It's what you're gonna have to do. Huh. I promise

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Speaker 1: you is gonna be thick. Thank you, nephew. Coming up

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