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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It

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Speaker 1: is my strawberry letter for today and the subject is

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Speaker 1: she brings nothing to the table. We'll get into that

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Speaker 1: find out what that's all about in just a few

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Speaker 1: because right now it is time for the nephew and

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Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for his nephtly.

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Speaker 2: This is God is not through with you, but we

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Speaker 2: all got is not through with you, but we are?

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Speaker 2: That is it?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 2: We do what cat dog?

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Speaker 3: If you puld Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara.

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Speaker 3: This is Brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Hey, how is it? I'm at work? Can I call

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Speaker 4: you back?

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Speaker 3: Well? This is this is kind of urgent. I'll call

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Speaker 3: your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,

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Speaker 3: and I had this other number on file, so I

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Speaker 3: wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't

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Speaker 3: take long. But it's really as a art all right,

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Speaker 3: Well that urge the matter if you don't mind, all right,

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Speaker 3: hold on, hold.

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Speaker 4: On, let me let me step away from our tubercle.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 4: Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh for the break?

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Speaker 3: Okay, we have a bit of a problem here and

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Speaker 3: we're gonna try to. We're trying to clean up a

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Speaker 3: lot of things here at the church. You know, I

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Speaker 3: hate to be the one to bring you some bad news.

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Speaker 3: Let me just start by by saying this. God might

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Speaker 3: not be through with you, but we are here at

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Speaker 3: the church. It has been brought to our attention, sister

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Speaker 3: car that you guys are halfway coming to church and

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Speaker 3: you you you might come once once out of a month.

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Speaker 3: You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church

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Speaker 3: can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know,

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Speaker 3: you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to

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Speaker 3: the church, but everybody is coming every now and then.

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Speaker 3: We cannot depend on you all to be the members

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Speaker 3: and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.

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Speaker 4: What hold hold you say? You say your name is

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Speaker 4: brother from Yes and you work you work under the DJ.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before.

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Speaker 3: I have been officiated by the pastor as I'm over

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Speaker 3: actually over the finance and we're going through all of

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Speaker 3: the books and looking at all of the numbers of

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Speaker 3: the of the members of the church, the directory, and

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Speaker 3: we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are

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Speaker 3: paying tied who's coming to church, who's participating in different

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Speaker 3: and different uh uh ministries and whatnot? And Sister Takar,

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Speaker 3: I got I have to be honest with you. You

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Speaker 3: you you the hell maybe once every one of someone

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Speaker 3: we might see you might not see you, you know,

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Speaker 3: and like I said, God may not be through with you,

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Speaker 3: but we.

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Speaker 4: All Okay, you can't say that.

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Speaker 5: Listen, why I don't understand.

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Speaker 4: Like, are y'all monitoring my my my church going like

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Speaker 4: I I can't. I can't have to go every single week.

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Speaker 4: I mean when I can, Why.

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Speaker 3: Are you absent so much at the church? Explain that?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean

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Speaker 4: I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I still pray. I don't understand how a.

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Speaker 3: Church can are you got two jobs, but we're not

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Speaker 3: getting tied like you got two jobs. You're not tied,

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Speaker 3: and like you got.

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Speaker 4: Two jobs because I can't afford.

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Speaker 3: You just said I got two jobs.

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Speaker 4: That's what you just said, and that those two jobs

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Speaker 4: are in support my kids.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I can't support the church and my kids

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Speaker 5: is the same term. I can't do both.

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Speaker 4: I mean I get when I can.

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Speaker 3: Let me ask you something, what are you making on

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Speaker 3: that other job?

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Speaker 5: Are you siding this?

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Speaker 4: Are you really?

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Speaker 5: Really?

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Speaker 4: You really?

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Speaker 5: I didn't know the church? God is this deep with You're.

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Speaker 4: Really asking me how much I make and my second

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Speaker 4: that's gotta be something.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not

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Speaker 3: be through with you, but we are. If you are

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Speaker 3: not gonna pay your tithes, if you're not gonna come

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Speaker 3: to work on a consistent basis, then what what do

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Speaker 3: you benefit? The church?

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Speaker 4: Is that what the church is about?

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Speaker 3: This can be I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say

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Speaker 3: this to you. You. Let me tell you what the

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Speaker 3: church is all about.

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Speaker 5: The church is and you say we need done with

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Speaker 5: you again one more time.

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Speaker 4: I'm serious.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm gonna tell you this you're talking about? This

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Speaker 3: is that what the church is about. Let me tell

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Speaker 3: you what the church is. The church is a hospital

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Speaker 3: for crippled souls. You understand that that's what the church,

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Speaker 3: That's what the church is. But when when we have

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Speaker 3: souls that are coming in to be saved, we are

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Speaker 3: doing our job. And guess what those people that are

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Speaker 3: coming in, you know what they're doing they're tithing. That's

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Speaker 3: what they're doing. They're tied you, Sister Tacara, I'm sure

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Speaker 3: your soul is crippled. You're not coming and you're not tying.

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Speaker 3: You may give us a little some something when you

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Speaker 3: show up. If you show up, Am I right or wrong?

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm?

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Speaker 4: Okay, let me get what the straight. This is what

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Speaker 4: you called me for in the middle of my work

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Speaker 4: day to tell me that you're kicking me out the

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Speaker 4: church because I don't give enough money to the church

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Speaker 4: while I'm at my job that I can very afford

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Speaker 4: to pay my bills with. Matter of fact, I don't

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Speaker 4: even know who you are. I've never met you in

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Speaker 4: my life, and I don't even know what this church.

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Speaker 3: You know this church?

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Speaker 4: I hate to say it, but if that's what the

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Speaker 4: church is about, you have the nerve to call me.

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Speaker 3: Okay, now let me say something. Now, you're being very

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Speaker 3: un Christian like now the car you're gonna watch it

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Speaker 3: don't in your language?

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Speaker 4: Then this is not Christian light.

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Speaker 3: Well do you do you know brother Dwane, isn't that

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Speaker 3: your brother?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 3: And my brother Dwayne is who told me to call you?

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Speaker 4: Really my brother?

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Speaker 5: So what?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 5: What is just about huh whatever, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: What is your name?

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Speaker 3: My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Your brother Dwane got me the prank phone. Call you no.

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Speaker 5: Mo Oh my gosh, yo, she's about to get met.

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Speaker 5: Fine you for this job I'm making. Lobby screaming up.

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Speaker 4: He's looking at me. Oh my gosh, all right.

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Speaker 3: Me, yes, Toby, what's up? No?

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Speaker 5: Normal?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Oh my god, my heart is raising.

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Speaker 3: Tell me this the card? What is the baddest and

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Speaker 3: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 5: Steeve Harvey And now you have it.

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Speaker 2: That was for the church folk, right now, that was

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Speaker 2: for the church folk, right just not through with you.

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Speaker 2: But we were just sick and hide of you. And

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Speaker 2: that's it with them. Yes, I watched something online yesterday.

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Speaker 2: This lady was reading from the podium in church. Uh

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Speaker 2: huh and was reading the twenty third Psalms. Let me

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Speaker 2: tell you something. I was screaming, all what you doing?

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Speaker 2: This woman was in church reading the twenty third songs?

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Speaker 2: All to play it on the radio. It's worth it,

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Speaker 2: It's just so worth it. Pull it up. Let me

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Speaker 2: see if I can find it. Pull it up, you

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Speaker 2: find out. I'm gonna do this Syracuse. I'm on my

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Speaker 2: way baby this weekend. The Nephew coming to November tenth

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Speaker 2: and eleventh at the Funny Bone. All right, got a

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Speaker 2: few tickets left. And then what's laying in the cut

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Speaker 2: but junr bitch, November seventeenth and eighteen. I'm proud to

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Speaker 2: see it. All them shows is what sold out? They gone? Baby,

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Speaker 2: Tommy T's Ay, I come. December eight nineteen, Oakland, California.

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Speaker 2: I a man tell too short to blow the whistle

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Speaker 2: because nephew coming to town. That is Tommy T's December eighth, ninth,

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Speaker 2: and tenth. And then that place I have never been, Tacoma, Washington,

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Speaker 2: December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson Super Funny Comedy Club.

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Speaker 2: Nate tell them, baby nephew coming. What you got one? Okay?

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Speaker 6: I couldn't find it, but I will. But I did

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Speaker 6: send y'all something else though that I found last night.

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Speaker 6: I scream me. I couldn't wit watching this. I couldn't quit.

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Speaker 6: I watched them probably thirty times. Oh this must be good. Yeah, alright,

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Speaker 6: all right, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, coming up next. Strawberry letter the subject is she

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Speaker 1: brings nothing to the table. We'll get into that right

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Speaker 1: after this. You're listening hard morning show