Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you. Why oh and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes, goodness, ding dongs culture.
Speaker 1: You're feeling coquettish. I can tell just a little swing
Speaker 1: of the shoulders, you know you have love in your life.
Speaker 1: I mean, because let's be real, who's out here in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles like doing the damn thing on the rag
Speaker 1: you'd be surprised. Oh wait a minute, this is this
Speaker 1: will be dated absolutely by the time this comes out.
Speaker 1: But apparently there was some Thank god, I'm off Twitter,
Speaker 1: but the things that I pick up on every now
Speaker 1: and then when I checked the lost culture Twitter, apparently
Speaker 1: there was a gay Twitter controversy today because people I'm
Speaker 1: not sure where people were planning through sub tweets, like
Speaker 1: a sex party situation. And I don't really know the
Speaker 1: specifics on this. I don't really. I'm sure I'll maybe
Speaker 1: I'll catch wind of of details. But what is going
Speaker 1: on gay people? Let's just gay sist men specifically, let's
Speaker 1: just like chill out until we're until we get to
Speaker 1: her community. Please, please please, I totally agree we need
Speaker 1: to chill out with the sex party of it all.
Speaker 1: It's like we don't need to recreate that experience that
Speaker 1: badly that we're going to jap out of people's health.
Speaker 1: I get if people want to have sex, sex, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, I think everyone has figured
Speaker 1: out how to have sex during the pandemic, but the
Speaker 1: risk sex parties, yes, that that means we need something
Speaker 1: else satisfied completely. That can wait, I think. And we
Speaker 1: are not here to yuck anyone else's yum. No, that's
Speaker 1: all it is. That's all it is, and and just
Speaker 1: and and and that's that's truly it. That's truly it.
Speaker 1: I am just like, oh my god, what is The
Speaker 1: gays are truly losing it? I could I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I did not hear about that as I I can
Speaker 1: believe it, but I can't believe it. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things. It's you know, I think that once everything
Speaker 1: does return, things are going to be a zoo like
Speaker 1: Ospinoff in l A is going to be an absolute
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like the Refui because it's people will bleed,
Speaker 1: people will get hurt. You know, it's gonna be a
Speaker 1: site for hor eyes. So I think it will be
Speaker 1: fun in a way like sore brown eyes because of
Speaker 1: all the pecome out of flying around when you're eating.
Speaker 1: But um, okay, so this is what I think. It'll
Speaker 1: be really fun though the first like big holiday after
Speaker 1: whenever everyone gets the vaccine. You know, what is something
Speaker 1: that's weird to think about is like my friend brought
Speaker 1: up the other day, what if you're in your friend group,
Speaker 1: like the last one to get it. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: miss a weekend the vaccine. But this is the thing.
Speaker 1: I think it will just we'll we'll look up one
Speaker 1: moment and be like, oh wait, no one's wearing masks,
Speaker 1: Like it's it's acceptable to not wear a mask out
Speaker 1: in public anymore. Amazing what s go see promatica ball,
Speaker 1: you know, like, oh god, that'll be so fun. I
Speaker 1: feel like the amount of this is what I hope
Speaker 1: for in the world, is that the amount that's been
Speaker 1: taken away and has been devoid of ability to continue,
Speaker 1: Like now we'll come like like a lot of economists
Speaker 1: are predicting like a huge boom a period of growth,
Speaker 1: like like that's all on the horizon. But I think
Speaker 1: specifically the stuff that was supposed to pop off and
Speaker 1: launch March April, May, June, July, like that's like spring
Speaker 1: through summer. We have to honor that specific window of
Speaker 1: culture where things could not have, could not be, Like
Speaker 1: the way Dualipa is doing it now is maybe it's
Speaker 1: not even quite what I'm thinking, but it's like I
Speaker 1: think we should have, like we should revisit as a
Speaker 1: collective group of people at some point when it's safe again,
Speaker 1: like future nostalgia, and be like, oh my god, let's
Speaker 1: give this album the flight. And I know it's been
Speaker 1: like a year and a half at this point, but
Speaker 1: we have to honor this. You know, I have literally
Speaker 1: not been able to be with you in space when stupid,
Speaker 1: stupid love is on and I go, look at me, girl.
Speaker 1: I think of you, literally, I think of you every
Speaker 1: time because of how much fun we would have a
Speaker 1: point that song in particular, what like I know what happened.
Speaker 1: We would go up to each other, tap on each
Speaker 1: other and look at me. Honestly, I feel like the
Speaker 1: last time I was like truly like joyful was probably
Speaker 1: New York City Pride that summer when everyone was there,
Speaker 1: like when we were at Ties Party. I think it
Speaker 1: was the Devil's Playground at Bowery. Not Bowery, it was.
Speaker 1: It was wester Hall, wester Hall, oldest night club in
Speaker 1: the world. That's what I meant. Yeah, um, but yes,
Speaker 1: I I specifically think you're onto something with Dewett and chromatica, etcetera.
Speaker 1: And you know the first thing I'm doing is going
Speaker 1: to see that Kelleg Farks in Vegas show. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: first thing, and you'll have your vaccine car laminated and
Speaker 1: say I got it, I got it. Oh, the chips
Speaker 1: are the chips are in me. Let me in, sir.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear my vaccine card like a choker, like
Speaker 1: I want every want to see it, like, right, you
Speaker 1: like a like a choke Yeah, like but literally choker. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I questioned that as soon as
Speaker 1: you mentioned it. Um no, I know, choker reader. It's
Speaker 1: day eight of the twelve Days of Culture. Yes, we're
Speaker 1: we're we're edging ever closer toward Christmas. How do you
Speaker 1: think it's coming so far? At twelve days of Culture?
Speaker 1: I think we've made the point every day. The only
Speaker 1: day that I feel like we really couldn't get on
Speaker 1: the same page was yesterday. I just feel like the
Speaker 1: last episode was because I feel like, and here's what
Speaker 1: I want to say to you. If I pitch a
Speaker 1: rule a day of culture and you don't agree. I
Speaker 1: want I would have never said that because I never
Speaker 1: disagreed with you, and I made that so clear yesterday.
Speaker 1: You're right, you you did make that clear. I guess
Speaker 1: what's shaking me is the fact that you had not
Speaker 1: seen that movie and you took it out on me
Speaker 1: by saying, well, it's as weird as if what's weirder
Speaker 1: you're not seeing Jaws or me not seeing sound of music.
Speaker 1: You brought it to a new compare it complete space.
Speaker 1: You were bringing comparative literature to the conversation, and maybe
Speaker 1: we're out to make me look like a fool. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing this combative energy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm catching myself. Do you forgive me? I do forgive
Speaker 1: you a forge of you immediately. And I just want
Speaker 1: to say I think that the reason why I got
Speaker 1: so edgy was because Jaws was such an important part
Speaker 1: of the culture for me that to know that my
Speaker 1: sister hadn't experienced that it just called me by surprise.
Speaker 1: Luckily though that is not the case. But all this is,
Speaker 1: this is the day that, as FDR said, we'll live
Speaker 1: inn in for me. She was talking about this day,
Speaker 1: which is September. I'm so sorry. I we have to
Speaker 1: we have to say on the day Colture it was
Speaker 1: September nine. Diana from the vm AS. This was a
Speaker 1: moment of personal space invasion that was like the shot
Speaker 1: heard around the world, the boob joggle around the world.
Speaker 1: Will Kim, the little little juggle of her around the
Speaker 1: world say that? No, the little the world her around
Speaker 1: the world. I mean, if we had title of U
Speaker 1: for these episodes, I'd be title of up. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think clearly. So it's so funny that this is
Speaker 1: this is something that I noticed with this moment, with
Speaker 1: this day, I should say, Okay, I tell you, I
Speaker 1: say the words vm AS, Diana Ross, what's Diana Ross?
Speaker 1: A little Kim? And that tells the whole story? Is
Speaker 1: that correct? I say the words Britney spears Madonna. That
Speaker 1: tells the whole story? Correct? Yes, there's a third verse
Speaker 1: and missing in both of those scenarios, it was Christina
Speaker 1: or Donna. Do you know who the third the third
Speaker 1: person was for Little Kim and um Diana Ross. I
Speaker 1: feel like because it's we've forgotten about her presence, at
Speaker 1: least I'm not at least at least I have until
Speaker 1: very recently. So it was Little Kim Diana Ross and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess. I don't know why I'm gonna guess.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Anna stage Mary J Blige? Mary see, I knew
Speaker 1: it was another singer? Oh my god, Mary J was there,
Speaker 1: And isn't it true that she had like a what
Speaker 1: do you mean to take? Like? She was like not
Speaker 1: did she say something? Or she did? She did? She?
Speaker 1: So this is what happened. Mary J Blige and Little
Speaker 1: Kim were on stage together presenting best I think it
Speaker 1: was might have invest in new artists. No, no, no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: it was some some video. Um they brought out Diana
Speaker 1: to make this huge entrance and she walks out and
Speaker 1: was was sort of in her in her sort of
Speaker 1: comfort zone. Or she she she was inconsiderate of other
Speaker 1: people's personal space. Is enough to jiggle the boob. So
Speaker 1: she well, first she she did like, oh look at
Speaker 1: this and did boo boo that. So I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I keep it, I I keep them delineating this story.
Speaker 1: But um, Mary J. Blige and Diana Ross hug sare
Speaker 1: a long hug. You can tell they love each other
Speaker 1: Mary so happy to see Diana and Diana boop boobs
Speaker 1: little Kim. And you look at Mary, her face falls.
Speaker 1: She is disgusted by this, just just very controversial to
Speaker 1: her to this, to to marry and she she disapproves.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I don't know who she's disapproving of,
Speaker 1: probably Diana because she was what she's been with Kim
Speaker 1: all along. I think, do you think she's mad at
Speaker 1: Diana Ross. I think that she is disappointed that she
Speaker 1: had to see the and I think that it's kind
Speaker 1: of like, oh god, I think it's one of those
Speaker 1: but because the fact of the matter is you let
Speaker 1: Diana Ross get away with everything because she is there.
Speaker 1: But but but this was a moment in time where
Speaker 1: you know, you got a question. And I think that
Speaker 1: I saw Mary J watch What Happens Live, and what
Speaker 1: did she say? I think that recently, I think she
Speaker 1: said something like, yeah, it was a weird thing or something.
Speaker 1: And I believe didn't Mariah talk about it in her book,
Speaker 1: I think alluded to it was talking about it like
Speaker 1: this approving too. It's like that like she's like I
Speaker 1: haven't in a way that was like I've never had
Speaker 1: to do stuff like that. I think that was like
Speaker 1: the subtext. Yeah, but it's funny because like at the
Speaker 1: time people did just We're just kind of like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, that was a funny thing that happened. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like remember when at the v m as
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey was getting an award from Alicia Silverstone and
Speaker 1: he just literally kissed her on the mouth. People would do.
Speaker 1: People were doing this left and right at word shows
Speaker 1: back in the day, and Adrian Brody did it to
Speaker 1: halle Berry and it was just like, you can't just
Speaker 1: do that. But at the time it was like the
Speaker 1: hilarious kiss that happened. But you can see on Hallie
Speaker 1: she doesn't like it, but Little Kim played along with it.
Speaker 1: Halle Berry played along with it. Did Alicia Silverston play
Speaker 1: along with it? Alicia was like I think Alicia was
Speaker 1: a little bit more visibly. This was this in the
Speaker 1: two thousand's. I'm actually gonna look this up. Really, this
Speaker 1: was like early on, like when Alicia Silverstone was like
Speaker 1: at the beginning of her career. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: what it is. She looks amazing, She's giving the awards
Speaker 1: the world, so he wins it and he goes up
Speaker 1: to her and oh, no, I gas. She she hated it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, we're gonna do this all right. Um,
Speaker 1: she really hated it. That's rough to watch. Now it's said.
Speaker 1: Just just type in gym Alicia's Overstone and watch the
Speaker 1: YouTube video that says Alicia's over OK the Emmys, but
Speaker 1: I'm going to look up when it happened. This was
Speaker 1: kind of crazy. We're literally kind of discovering. Are you
Speaker 1: watching it? Yeah? She is so uncomfortable. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I did. I don't listen to anything you're
Speaker 1: saying while I was watching it. No, I was just saying, like,
Speaker 1: isn't it crazy? That's that's really rough. You don't love
Speaker 1: to see. And the thing is like, it's it's kind
Speaker 1: of like around this time this was happening a lot.
Speaker 1: Did I funk up by including this day? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's a huge day in culture. But
Speaker 1: we're using this as an opportunity to examine award show behavior,
Speaker 1: which is always embarrassing, humiliating, awful. There's no way you
Speaker 1: actually genuinely look cool and an award show. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: there just isn't there's just such an air of desper
Speaker 1: ration in the whole setting of it. Well, I think
Speaker 1: that what's happened is we actually in a way internalized
Speaker 1: this behavior to the point where we didn't think it
Speaker 1: was weird, en mean, and now I think we're like,
Speaker 1: here's what I think. I think we chose this as
Speaker 1: an iconic day in culture, and it was. It is
Speaker 1: one of the days of culture. It just is. But
Speaker 1: along the way we realized, huh, maybe Diana Ross sucked
Speaker 1: up here because we're looking at other cases of it
Speaker 1: and it's like, yesh, and I don't think people this
Speaker 1: is weird. But I don't think people talk about that
Speaker 1: enough because that is weird. And also another thing is
Speaker 1: the Adrian Brodie halle Berry of it all weird and
Speaker 1: when no one no one really talked about the fact
Speaker 1: that he just did. I think it was always like
Speaker 1: they kissed. It was like, I don't think she was
Speaker 1: gonna be I don't think she was in on that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I've heard a conversation around this in
Speaker 1: recent years where specifically, maybe only with the halle Berry
Speaker 1: and Juan Bertie thing, where it's like you can see
Speaker 1: on her face that she hated that. And do you
Speaker 1: remember the next year when he presented to Charlie's Thearren
Speaker 1: and he did that joke before where he gives up
Speaker 1: the breath. I remember even as like, what like a
Speaker 1: thirteen fourteen year old rolling my fucking eyes at home,
Speaker 1: just being like, oh like you nightmare, nightmare. He's disinvited,
Speaker 1: He's never coming. He's like one of the few people
Speaker 1: who will never be invited to us. And I'll band
Speaker 1: he's not doing it. I don't mean to shoot on
Speaker 1: Adrian Bertie's career, but he's um, he's he's bad that.
Speaker 1: The thing is like that next year after that, I
Speaker 1: remember when Charlie's Theren did win the Oscar. Here's what sucked.
Speaker 1: This woman has just won an Oscar and on her
Speaker 1: way up to the podium, she has to think about
Speaker 1: this bit that you did. Where where now she has
Speaker 1: to do, in the moment of her professional career and
Speaker 1: accepting an oscar, think about how to complete this bit
Speaker 1: you started. And they did kiss on the lips very quickly.
Speaker 1: She's like yeah, sure, she was joined was like why not,
Speaker 1: Like it's to to to to echo that into the
Speaker 1: next year is so dumb? Is is adell Dezim a
Speaker 1: similar offense. No, no, I mean, Adele Desim is just
Speaker 1: an unpreparedness. And and for me, there's nothing negative about
Speaker 1: a dull Dezim because brought into the next Dezim was
Speaker 1: supposed to happen by God. God, I agree, and he exists.
Speaker 1: I believe that. Did you pray for art that day?
Speaker 1: I did. I did an art prayer that day. I
Speaker 1: forgot um that there's actually been three times I prayed
Speaker 1: for art Fergie's national anthem when Folklore was released Adult Dezim.
Speaker 1: I prayed for art that day. The only wayon I
Speaker 1: bring up Adele Desim is one because it's the number
Speaker 1: one moment in culture history and to a you won't
Speaker 1: see it in the twelve Days of Culture unfortunately. Sorry
Speaker 1: no repeats from the last the last, But I only
Speaker 1: bring that up because Adele Desim was sort of re
Speaker 1: hashed the next year, and I was like, and I
Speaker 1: thought even that year as like poor Dena, men's all,
Speaker 1: I can't ever catch a break from this adults same stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, I would say, like it would really
Speaker 1: depend on how cool you were about that situation, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, well, she must have to
Speaker 1: be because it was so ubiquitous another the other thing
Speaker 1: is like something you do to someone else and then
Speaker 1: continue as a bit for yourself. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: didn't love Adrian Brodie after that whole thing, but I
Speaker 1: will say this, this is so frustrated attracted to him
Speaker 1: sexually and like in an intense way. No, honey, I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say about you can, um, you can.
Speaker 1: You can go find that person anywhere, you really can.
Speaker 1: I think yea, literally, I'm sorry, there's nothing that exceptional
Speaker 1: about him. I'm sorry, I'm I'm a what no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I used to you know, I kind of used to
Speaker 1: like his like hair, like he's got a little bit
Speaker 1: of like a crooked nose and like like a like
Speaker 1: I loved remember what he was like. He was legit
Speaker 1: the romantic lead in King Kong, a disaster. This Adrian
Speaker 1: Brodie thing went beat. But then I think, like everyone
Speaker 1: in the industry wised up to the fact that he
Speaker 1: was probably a bad person or impossible to work with
Speaker 1: or inappropriate. So what is the SNL thing? He said?
Speaker 1: He introduced the musical guests like a Rastafarian costume. The
Speaker 1: musical guest was Sean Paul and then he put on
Speaker 1: a fake, a fake, just just a wig with dreadlocks
Speaker 1: and set it in a patoire. So that's okay, See
Speaker 1: this is what I'm It's like he's he's a nightmare.
Speaker 1: He's a nightmare, and that kind of masculinity, that kind
Speaker 1: of sensibility lives on today in screaming, screaming volume. So
Speaker 1: it's it's it's it's too bad unfortunately. So I think
Speaker 1: the comparison is like Diana Ross comes along and jovels
Speaker 1: the boob of little Kim, and I think she's doing
Speaker 1: it all in good fun. But it does say something about,
Speaker 1: like when a woman is dressed this way, you feel
Speaker 1: like you can do anything right, because she was famously
Speaker 1: wearing the pasty, So it's dare you know, But it's
Speaker 1: more of a we have to recognize that this is
Speaker 1: not the truth. Like she's in an like a like
Speaker 1: a costume or an outfit. That doesn't mean you can
Speaker 1: just even if you're a woman, come along and side there.
Speaker 1: I mean, the contemporary narrative around Diana Ross is she
Speaker 1: is um the beloved icon of RuPaul. She is the
Speaker 1: queen of Motown stepmother. No, not stepmother. She is, is
Speaker 1: it Ashley Simpson, Yes, Ashley Simpson and spends the holidays
Speaker 1: with the Simpsons. Spends the holidays with Ashley Simpson and Jessica.
Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't know how involved the dad is.
Speaker 1: To get the word. When we say the dad, we
Speaker 1: famously mean um their gay dad, Joe Simpson. Joe, that's right,
Speaker 1: who now hangs out with lots of um Well we
Speaker 1: can only describe as twinks. A lot of darkness in
Speaker 1: the world. Well, there's so much darkness in the world,
Speaker 1: bowing pandemic, gay twitter, orgy planning, like like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, beyond the panel to me, like you can't,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No no, no, no, no, no no no, Yeah, everybody,
Speaker 1: we're all going through it. Some of us are doing
Speaker 1: better than others, but it's it's still like I'm lonely
Speaker 1: as hell up here. I'm not I'm not going to
Speaker 1: these anyway. I don't know. I'm sorry. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: if you really wanted to figure out group sex, you
Speaker 1: could definitely do that with two other people. And and
Speaker 1: the thing is, like, I mean, I don't know, there
Speaker 1: must be something about it that's better than I realized.
Speaker 1: If you want to act out your darkest bassist fantasies
Speaker 1: by yourself a game console and buy Cyberpunk seven so
Speaker 1: you can. What is this because you you totally um
Speaker 1: were wrapped up in it the other night. It's this
Speaker 1: open world video game that has been in the development
Speaker 1: for like eight years. It's made by the same people
Speaker 1: who made this game called The Witcher three, which is
Speaker 1: which some people regard as like one of the best
Speaker 1: games ever made. I never couldn't really ever get into Witcher.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, gamer readers. I'm not a Witcher, not a
Speaker 1: Witcher queen, but he's not the Witcher with Henry Um. Yes,
Speaker 1: so the show is based on the video game hit
Speaker 1: video game and it just came out and it's it
Speaker 1: takes place in this dystopian world of course, based on
Speaker 1: based on The Witcher. Oh yes, well Witcher is Witcher
Speaker 1: was was books. Oh yes, that's what Hans is saying.
Speaker 1: But Cyberpunk was this tabletop RPG that was in the
Speaker 1: big in the eighties, Like it was like a Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragons type of thing in the eighties, but it
Speaker 1: took place in the future, so they developed a game
Speaker 1: out of it. It's a big open world game. You
Speaker 1: can customize your genitals. Um, there's no there's no assigned
Speaker 1: like gender. It's very like cool, it's very like you
Speaker 1: just kind of do whatever you want and then you
Speaker 1: can go just have sex with anybody and that's wonderful.
Speaker 1: Customizable siving is sizing, yes, yes, so so Hans says
Speaker 1: show end game both based on the books to penis
Speaker 1: options with customizable sizing cutter uncut, or you can have
Speaker 1: a vagina, or you can have no genitals at all.
Speaker 1: You can have you can customize your pube shaving. I
Speaker 1: have my my character has heart shaped pubes. Beautiful, beautiful game,
Speaker 1: beautiful game. Can I ask you questions sort of as
Speaker 1: the audience, as someone who doesn't under who doesn't understand
Speaker 1: the game, why do you need genitals as the character?
Speaker 1: Like why and when? Why are they getting so grandu
Speaker 1: and specific about the size, shape and texture of penises,
Speaker 1: Like are you fucking sucking in the game, But you're
Speaker 1: not using You're not like using your genitals in any
Speaker 1: sort of interactive way. It's just I think it's truly
Speaker 1: just like a funny. There's a whole culture around these
Speaker 1: kinds of games, around the character builds around customizing your
Speaker 1: character to look such a specific way. And since this
Speaker 1: takes place in the futuristic world where like there is
Speaker 1: no gender, like like nothing matters. It's like, let's just
Speaker 1: take it to the full tilt and like make every
Speaker 1: part of this Like because you're customizing your limbs, you
Speaker 1: might be able to Hans, can you customize your genitals?
Speaker 1: Can you have robotic genitals? Sorry? Can you have replaced
Speaker 1: your genitals with robotic genitals? With with cyber genitals? No?
Speaker 1: He doesn't think so. Anyway, It's funny because like, if
Speaker 1: I could customize my own body in a video game,
Speaker 1: I probably would look like like the way they do
Speaker 1: in the video games anyway, which is tight, tight, rock
Speaker 1: hard abs, small waist, huge, smooth but big, huge tips
Speaker 1: that sit high and right and like like um sort
Speaker 1: of asymmetrical brunette haircut like beat face and like big biceps,
Speaker 1: like like you're a bat woman, I love you you
Speaker 1: would be? And then what and what? And then what
Speaker 1: are your genitals? Do you have a deck? I don't create.
Speaker 1: If I have to create genitals for the game, I
Speaker 1: would like to. I love that. But see the people
Speaker 1: are taking issue with Cyberpunkford not being able to customize
Speaker 1: body type, like you can only be one silhouette everything else.
Speaker 1: It's like the height of your cheekbones you can like
Speaker 1: specify within like centimeters. But anyway, if they're gonna go
Speaker 1: the whole way, they should go the whole way. I know,
Speaker 1: I kind of think it's a huge. It's a huge
Speaker 1: sort of I'm just surprised they're making the genitals such
Speaker 1: a thing. It's because it's a funny like press. It's
Speaker 1: a funny like guerrilla marketing scheme. I think where it's
Speaker 1: like all people are talking about on Twitter is the
Speaker 1: fact that you can customize their genitals. It's and it's
Speaker 1: a way of sort of tacitly promoting the game. Does
Speaker 1: that make sounds hell yeah, yeah, definitely yeah. Um anyway,
Speaker 1: it's kind of fun, it's really dark, it's really overwhelming.
Speaker 1: Um Han says there's a great bug where the genitals
Speaker 1: poke out of the pants, but it's more likely to
Speaker 1: happen if you choose a do And let me tell you,
Speaker 1: I chose a moderately size dong because I was like,
Speaker 1: I this might as well reflect reality for me, and
Speaker 1: I don't have that bug where my where my dick
Speaker 1: pops out of my pants. I guess it's just like
Speaker 1: if I was creating a character that needed to be mobile.
Speaker 1: Um from experience, I know that it's not good for
Speaker 1: them to have a huge penis because I know I
Speaker 1: think that I I know how difficult it is to
Speaker 1: navigate the world with my enormous, thick dick. It's not
Speaker 1: as tactical as Hans says, So I would never impose
Speaker 1: a video game character with this dong er. I have
Speaker 1: this absolute boat, this big fucking The only word you
Speaker 1: could use is long. And let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: It's like a crocodile's tail. If you get hit by it,
Speaker 1: you're fucking dead. So you better wish that I am
Speaker 1: not in a room where they are playing do a
Speaker 1: lip of future nostalgia, especially the Levitating remix featuring Madonna
Speaker 1: and MS Elliott, because if they are playing that, I'm
Speaker 1: swinging my reptilian crocodilian penis and it has green spikes.
Speaker 1: Crocodiles are green. Yeah, um, I think or that's alligators. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Are they all brown? Well? The only
Speaker 1: difference an alligators and crocodiles is alligators are in Florida
Speaker 1: and North America, and crocodiles are in other parts of
Speaker 1: the world. Parts of Now this has been a really
Speaker 1: interesting conversation because we were I was ready to celebrate Diana,
Speaker 1: but then we were like, wait minute. But then we
Speaker 1: were like, wait, she's sort of assaulting someone. The answer
Speaker 1: is yes, but I believe that she wouldn't do it again.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't do it again. Little Kim, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't really know. I don't really know how Little Kim
Speaker 1: deals about it. I mean, in the moment, she's kind
Speaker 1: of playing along, laughing, being like it's such an honor
Speaker 1: to be with Diana Ross because then Diana who is
Speaker 1: because what I didn't tell you is and maybe you
Speaker 1: remember this, but Diana like sort of like pulls in
Speaker 1: Little Kim and Mary J. Blinde like close Georgy goes
Speaker 1: look at us the new Supremes, and Little Kim is
Speaker 1: like yes, And Mary J. Blige is stone based, stone cold,
Speaker 1: just nothing, giving you nothing. If you're a little Kim,
Speaker 1: you kind of have to be like that at that moment,
Speaker 1: because what are you gonna do be the person who
Speaker 1: screamed at Mary J. Are not not married? That you
Speaker 1: screwed the person that snapped at Diana Ross for doing
Speaker 1: that at the time, Guaranteed Little Kim would have gotten
Speaker 1: the worst edit and the worst read from the media
Speaker 1: had she not acting exactly the way she did, had
Speaker 1: she even like micro grimaced, no, then she would have
Speaker 1: been like the like rapper bitch who dared disrespect Diana
Speaker 1: Ross who was just having fun. Who's to say if
Speaker 1: that happened today, that would be the same thing, Like
Speaker 1: it's still tough, like to be in a moment like
Speaker 1: that and no in this in that second that that's happening,
Speaker 1: that there's going to be a narrative about it. Like
Speaker 1: I'd be so in my head if I was like
Speaker 1: these people put in these public situations like after Kanyeia,
Speaker 1: that's a tailor. Oh, I mean that might have been
Speaker 1: reset in terms of award show behavior though, to be honest, Yeah,
Speaker 1: now well now thank god they have to social distance.
Speaker 1: No one can get up to Taylor's mood. Man, I
Speaker 1: don't think she wont one this year. I know she
Speaker 1: did win win this year. She wont a moon man.
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll win him a lot forevermore is um I
Speaker 1: don't like the choker aesthetic by making ever more color
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, or maybe it's a maybe it's a hint
Speaker 1: into the new aesthetic. We still at this time have
Speaker 1: not heard it. At this point, it's been out for
Speaker 1: a week. But y'all, you're listening to a world. You're
Speaker 1: listening to us dispatch from a world where every Moore
Speaker 1: has not been released. So we will know within hours
Speaker 1: if the colorful album art say something or it's just
Speaker 1: a breaking off an aesthetic, and therefore can never have
Speaker 1: bones respect for well, I look, can I just say
Speaker 1: something not to pat ourselves on the back to me?
Speaker 1: You can say anything to me. I think we're giving
Speaker 1: a beautiful mosaic or no, just we're giving variety in
Speaker 1: each episode of twelve different kinds of discus texture. It
Speaker 1: is very Rathco what we're doing, very Rothcoe. We're giving
Speaker 1: different It literally is. Yes, we're giving different kinds of
Speaker 1: discussions in different episodes. We're giving you chaos in one,
Speaker 1: we're giving you sober room ruminations on on assault, giving
Speaker 1: of feelings, blocks of feelings, and you better believe we're
Speaker 1: gonna give you more blocks right blocks and coming tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But for now, what we want to say to the
Speaker 1: day September nine, when Diana Ross jiggles little Kim Tip
Speaker 1: from below at the vietnames. What you want to say?
Speaker 1: Thank you giving me the business and every day? Thank you?
Speaker 1: What is it? And I'm just going off with the
Speaker 1: key you're sitting in the beginning, which is so here
Speaker 1: we go, want to thank you? Are you sure you're
Speaker 1: tipping too far to dipping too for a day? Thank you?
Speaker 1: We're giving me the I don't think it's well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think we're actually we're both right, We're
Speaker 1: both right. Sorry, man, I'm you. Will you forgive me
Speaker 1: again for me? Will you forgive me again for being
Speaker 1: a bit? I'll forgive you again. I don't think you
Speaker 1: really were a bit. I think you're trying to constructively
Speaker 1: help me. I was in the wrong key. Nothing worse
Speaker 1: for a gay person to be than in the wrong
Speaker 1: key in the middle of the ocean, except excepted that
Speaker 1: gay twitter orgy. Have fun, have fun fucking a blue
Speaker 1: check with three followers, Hey mama, have fun contracting the virus.
Speaker 1: Hey MoMA, Hey mama, congratulations on that virus. Good looking
Speaker 1: that vaccine you speak of By