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Speaker 3: That across from you, Scottie land.

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Speaker 2: Is that is Kurt Brown Owler. I hope you saw

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Speaker 2: Right now.

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Speaker 3: You can watch it on Amazon, folks, right now, as

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Speaker 5: You can watch it on Google Play.

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Speaker 5: Wherever you get your TV on demand.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great. Amazon started doing Thursday night football and

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Speaker 5: You ready for our guest intro Scottie.

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Speaker 2: I'm ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.

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Speaker 3: I am as well, folks. Our guest today is a

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Speaker 3: fantastically prolific and hilarious writer.

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Speaker 5: And we're not too bad of a person either.

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Speaker 2: Great Gal.

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Speaker 3: She's written for only the best, like Oh I Don't

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Speaker 3: Know Time and Mother Jones and on the best televisions.

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Speaker 5: For Maniac and Dermy.

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Speaker 3: Her book The Ugly Cry is amazingly moving and very funny,

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Speaker 3: and of course you know her from her exactly right

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Speaker 5: I saw what you did. Welcome Danielle Henderson.

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Speaker 4: Who baby boys? What's up?

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Speaker 5: Hello, guys.

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Speaker 4: I'm so excited to be here.

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Speaker 5: I adore you both so much, and we you utual.

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Speaker 5: It's mutual.

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Speaker 3: This is just gonna be a mutual round of affection podcasts.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna lose fifty thousand listeners like, oh God, they

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Speaker 4: just keep talking how much they like each other. Good bye.

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Speaker 2: I think that is our sweet spot because I think

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Speaker 2: everybody else in the world is so angry and cynical,

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Speaker 2: and we're just like, things are pretty fun. Sometimes dogs

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Speaker 2: are cowboys and people are like, we like this guy.

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Speaker 3: And Danielle was the guest on our first live show.

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Speaker 5: I was hamm Connecticut, Hamticut. That was such a fun show.

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Speaker 5: You brought whiskey for us. It was very nice of me.

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Speaker 4: I did a full bottle too. I didn't like put it.

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Speaker 2: In a fly back a full bottle, let me tell.

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Speaker 4: You, I was hoping it wouldn't. I'm like, these guys

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Speaker 2: We did that thing. Oh that was a Kurt had

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Speaker 2: to fly back very early. The next morning. We shared

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Speaker 3: It was like I booked it. Whenever I booked the hotel.

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Speaker 2: At a nine am, after partaking in your whiskey, I

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Speaker 2: Charlie fromage and I call an uber to the airport.

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Speaker 4: I have only ever known Nimrod as an insult directly

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Speaker 5: It's a great it's a great one.

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Speaker 3: I think I wear I think I wear a transitional

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Speaker 4: Shoe, No, I listen, I watch Perfectly Stupid a couple

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Speaker 4: have finally aged into your look keep the shoes, because

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Speaker 5: I just don't care anymore.

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Speaker 4: We have so much food. But yeah, Millie's dad broke

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Speaker 2: You do a little sweeping, you're like a swift for

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Speaker 5: And your shoes have completed.

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Speaker 3: The circuit from child velcrow to elderly velcrow.

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Speaker 4: Is a circle of life plays out of the heels.

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Speaker 4: It's great.

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Speaker 5: Thank you Soviet Space program.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so very much. If you've beenanimals, if you've

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Speaker 2: never listened to U saw what you did. It's a

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Speaker 2: great film podcast, but it's also just conversational and fun,

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Speaker 2: malls and how every town had like three malls and

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so this one has prom gear, it has like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's no clares. There's no clares there.

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Speaker 4: No, there's definitely not a headshop. There's no like little

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Speaker 4: and the ponytail who works there, Like that doesn't exist there.

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Speaker 4: Everyone who works there is Middle Asian above and they

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Speaker 4: do not want you gawking any kind of town center

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Speaker 5: Basically it's always town Center, isn't it. Yeah, yeah, there was.

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Speaker 5: That was for us. It was Freehold.

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Speaker 3: Freehold was the nice mall, and then Mamth Medical was

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Speaker 3: the was the net like was a fancy mall but

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Speaker 4: I'm like, what's going on in that mall.

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Speaker 5: Medically where my mom worked.

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Speaker 2: Pretty fun.

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Speaker 3: But then the CVU Square mall was the mall was

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Speaker 3: just everybody smoked at all times. Was it was only

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Speaker 5: In a JC Penny truly best, truly the.

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Speaker 4: Best, Truly an astonishing relic of a place where you

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Speaker 4: could go and give your children a second hand cancer,

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Speaker 4: pick up a couple of things to wear to a wedding. Absolutely,

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Speaker 4: grab a Hallmark souvenir, like a Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Tree ornament, like a hummeld all.

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Speaker 4: Just knock yourself out. You could do everything at them all.

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Speaker 4: I missed them terribly.

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Speaker 3: I started I've started going again. I think it's because

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Speaker 3: of children. But now I've rediscovered a love for malls.

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Speaker 3: I because I were, you know, until eighteen, that's all

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Speaker 5: It was just malls.

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Speaker 4: You guys know about bubbles.

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Speaker 3: She just yelled bubbles for like one full hour, just

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Speaker 4: You watch someone discover magic and joy. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 4: The rest of us discovered the world, the world, but like,

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Speaker 4: Keep seven and seven stuff. I mean, that's not to

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Speaker 2: There's no bottle of grams seagrum seven in the universe

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Speaker 5: It's just like bumpy.

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Speaker 3: It's like a bumpy texture. I'm looking for the word texture.

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Speaker 3: It has a texture to see bumpy And I'm just

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Speaker 3: do you guys want to hear about this highway robbery?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Anything else?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: Here it is this was of course sent in by

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Speaker 3: copy Haste. We're back on Copyhaste. Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday.

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Speaker 3: Cappy Haste has come out and comes out much later.

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Speaker 3: This is from the BBC, written by They're good. Nobody

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Speaker 5: Re reporting on this.

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Speaker 2: Correct.

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Speaker 3: Russia, you know, Russia highway robbery official stole fifty kilometer road.

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Speaker 2: I mean crazy.

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Speaker 3: I said the miles for the headline at the time

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Speaker 3: A senior prison official has been detained in Russia accused

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Speaker 3: Police said Alexander Propatapabov. I'm not kidding that that is

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Speaker 2: I mean it. I loved how you said it, prop

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Speaker 3: Alexander acting there's an extra Apa Papa inside of it,

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Speaker 3: which is first off, already fascinating. The Russia's going around

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He then sold off its seven thousand reinforced concrete slabs

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Speaker 3: Officials believe the scheme cost the government between six million rubles. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it costs more than six million rubles, which is seventy

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Speaker 3: The road was dismantled and driven away over the period

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Speaker 3: sold them for profit. Mister prop Pottopov was the head

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Speaker 3: of Komi's Regions prison service from twenty ten twenty fifteen

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Speaker 5: Folks among Russian prisons, all right. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He was arrested on Wednesday faces charge of misappropriating of

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Speaker 2: You don't want that.

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Speaker 3: Another prison service official, head of a penal colony and

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Speaker 2: Say, so slowly this man was was selling chunks of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like so much work. But maybe in Russia

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Speaker 3: seventy nine thousand dollars. You know, seventy nine thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: drinks you in Russia. You know, I didn't think you

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Speaker 4: Also, I gotta say, if you're dismantling and selling this

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Speaker 2: Nope, here, neither one miles of it.

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Speaker 5: Now I'm rereading the article.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if he was supposed to remove the road.

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Speaker 4: Oh then goodbye, goodbye, comrade.

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Speaker 2: That's even funny.

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Speaker 5: That I need money. What can I sell? What can

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Speaker 5: I sell? What can I sell?

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Speaker 3: Look account of the field. All you've got is a

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Speaker 2: They'll never notice.

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Speaker 4: It'll be years before they noticed. And I took this

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Speaker 4: There's nothing here. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: While you would see it, you would think it would

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Speaker 4: Code for like they're going to murder us and steal

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Speaker 2: Let's not put those two in the same hotel room tonight.

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Speaker 2: I don't like the looks of these guys.

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Speaker 4: I love the of the rest of the world as

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Speaker 4: you're gonna deal with it. Every motorist in Peru.

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00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 2: I start by sucking the clothes off my body. Then

446
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 2: I go to the floor. Next comes the upholstery and

447
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,199
Speaker 2: we were like, yeah, we couldn't tell what that was,

448
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: but they were definitely cleaning in the window for a reason.

449
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,680
Speaker 2: They loved that road. Getting me.

450
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:45,639
Speaker 4: That's a certain kind of exhibitionism that I am not

451
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 4: privy to.

452
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, not for me either. All right,

453
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,879
Speaker 2: I got one that just came in. I'm going to

454
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 2: actually read it off the website. And it was sent

455
00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 2: in like right by stay see seal S E E L.

456
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 2: Thank you Stacy. So yes, I'm reading this for the

457
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 2: first time, but I read the first two paragraphs right

458
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: before Danielle signed on, and I think it's gonna be

459
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,680
Speaker 2: a hit. This was on Rollingstone dot Com, written by

460
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,919
Speaker 2: Best in the Biz Andrea Marx. She's good at this

461
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,119
Speaker 2: kind of story. She's awesome at this. A rumor about

462
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 2: a crabs outbreak at Brigham Young University sparks talk about

463
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,320
Speaker 2: armpit sex. I mean, hold on tight.

464
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:37,959
Speaker 5: I'm strapped in because you are.

465
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: It's what here we go. A rumor began circulating over

466
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 2: the weekend that there had been an out an outbreak

467
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 2: of crabs the st I at Brigham Young University, but

468
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,639
Speaker 2: not quite in the way you would think, though, though unverified.

469
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:01,240
Speaker 2: The claim or some version has been circulating that undergrads

470
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 2: are catching the STI not in their nether regions where

471
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:09,479
Speaker 2: pubic lice typically hangs out, but in their armpits. The

472
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: implication was that the majority Mormon student population was using

473
00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 2: an intercourse workaround, possibly known as bagpiping, where one partner

474
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 2: pumps his penis in the armpit of another. First of all,

475
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: i'd never heard that. I like to think I know

476
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: a lot of slang, but bagpiping too.

477
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 3: But also it suggests that the person is moving, because

478
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,520
Speaker 3: it must just sound like you're making armpit farts too.

479
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: Yes, it really must. Where one partner pumps his penis

480
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 2: in the armpit of another. I've never heard of this

481
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 2: in theory. At least it creates a pleasurable experience for

482
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 2: at least one of the parties involved. You take a guess,

483
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: does it, though I don't know. Well, not compromising the pert,

484
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,879
Speaker 2: this spends commitment to chastity. It sounds a little too

485
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,440
Speaker 2: spotted on to be true. But x Mormons and an

486
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 2: STI expert who spoke to Rolling Stone say it's not impossible.

487
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 3: It's impossible other than yeah, if you have crabs and

488
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 3: you stick them in somebody's arm pit, they can transfer

489
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 3: from that to their.

490
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 2: Yes, So armpit sex isn't the only intercourse workaround rumor

491
00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 2: that's made its rounds online. Perhaps most famously, they're soaking,

492
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 2: sometimes known as docking or floating, where one person puts

493
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,959
Speaker 2: a penis inside of their partner but neither moves with that.

494
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: That's that's old that's old hat to this crew. So

495
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: do you know do you know?

496
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:45,360
Speaker 3: I went so Lauren and I had a podcast called Wedlock,

497
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,719
Speaker 3: which was all about marriages, and we went to a

498
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:53,199
Speaker 3: tantric sex workshop with this woman and uh and what

499
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 3: and so We're like, I'm like, what is this gonna be?

500
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

501
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 3: It's like we went and it was all being recorded

502
00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: and everything. We kept our clothes on the whole time.

503
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 3: But one of the things she suggested was to it

504
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 3: was essentially now what's called soaking or whatever, which is

505
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 3: just placing the penis in and then not moving it

506
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:10,840
Speaker 3: at all.

507
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: Doesn't seem that fun to me. That first part sounds cool.

508
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:18,920
Speaker 4: Guess what a great dare Who's gonna move first? Or

509
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 4: who's gonna you first?

510
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: Because I don't.

511
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 4: Want to do this anymore? How do I get out

512
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 4: of this vomit? Naturally?

513
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:31,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, guess what. Somebody starts moving. That's what happens. Somebody

514
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:32,920
Speaker 3: starts mom.

515
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 4: It's the nature of the human body. Someone's gonna move

516
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 4: and guess what they're moving at BUYU two. They just

517
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:40,919
Speaker 4: don't want.

518
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 2: To end it right.

519
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 5: They're saying they're soaking, but they're more like they're rinsing.

520
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 4: I love floating work around. I love a story about Yeah,

521
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 4: let me clarify, I love a story about a sex worker.

522
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 4: To work around it in my own life.

523
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 2: That's right. Just go for it, Jesus, go around the

524
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,040
Speaker 2: carousel to have some fun.

525
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 3: I wish there was a sex work around where they

526
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 3: took off their promise ring and then use that to

527
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 3: jerk off with.

528
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 2: That would be the best.

529
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 4: Melted them down and created one giant bridge.

530
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 2: If that fits. You got bigger problems from God judging you.

531
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 2: It's just figures.

532
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 4: Tape seemed like the can that's like a bunch of

533
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 4: canoli's inside of a big canol.

534
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 2: It's like that.

535
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 4: But dicks, I have always wanted to know how to

536
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 4: armpit fart ever since I was a little kid. I've

537
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:32,000
Speaker 4: never been able to do it. Never try to dick.

538
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were you were a king. If you could

539
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: do a good armpit fart in the right grade, you

540
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 2: were really you were the life of any pool party

541
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 2: for and then.

542
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 3: But it was a short window because then bringing it

543
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:47,959
Speaker 3: out was real embarrassing. Like one year later, I got right,

544
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 3: we've all seen the armpit fart, Brian.

545
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 2: We get it. Put you know, wear a T shirt.

546
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: Enough of this tank top business, Brian. You know your

547
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:02,199
Speaker 2: skill set. Craps in one armpit isn't impossible. According to

548
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: doctor Sue Milstein, who probably laughed when Rolling Stone called her,

549
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 2: I'm guessing. Doctor Sue Milstein, a human sexuality educator, quote,

550
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 2: it's totally within the realm of possibility discre to spread

551
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 2: crabs that way. She says. Crabs like to live in

552
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 2: all hair except the hair on your head. The lice

553
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: can appear. Yeah, that's what says. I got that correctly.

554
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 2: The lice can appear and chest hair, mustaches, eyebrows, and

555
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: armpit hair.

556
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 5: It's also posse brows.

557
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: M whow.

558
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 4: The next thing you know, kids are going to be

559
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 4: out here creating the selic where they're just giving each

560
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 4: other a lice in each other.

561
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 2: Holy guacam on selik. There was another online rumor suggested

562
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 2: there had been an arm pit chlamydia outbreak in twenty seventeen,

563
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: but doctor Milstein says that's almost certainly not true for chlamydia,

564
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 2: you need more sexual fluids again. I love that Andrea

565
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:00,360
Speaker 2: had to call me to answer the Milstein and be like,

566
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 2: all right, i'bout just we're doing some follow up here

567
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: at Rolling Stone, the rock and roll magazine.

568
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 4: I also love the people who have the least sexual

569
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 4: experience are now coming up with ways you can get

570
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 4: an STI like, they're out your fucking armpits and be like,

571
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 4: you can totally get HIV that way. You don't know anything,

572
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,640
Speaker 4: You're fucking an armpit.

573
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 3: Let the experts way in, I got crabs in my eyebaws,

574
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:31,560
Speaker 3: I've got gonnerhe in my eyeballs, my nose are filled

575
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 3: with chlamydia.

576
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 2: I should have just had consensual sex wearing a condom.

577
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 2: None of these things would have happened to me. That

578
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 2: way is like nothing.

579
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 4: If you just had said.

580
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 3: This, all you would get in God's deep and abiding shame.

581
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 4: And who cares?

582
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: That's right? That's right, all right?

583
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 5: Shall I send us into a break here?

584
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 2: I would love it here.

585
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 3: It is man tasked with preserving Japan's heritage drives into

586
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 3: the country's oldest toilet.

587
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 2: Getting steey on bananas.

588
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 3: Folks, we are back I'm banana scotta. Do you have

589
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 3: any shout outs for us today?

590
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 2: Just do some quickies. Adian Breed Love designed us a

591
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,080
Speaker 2: beautiful East Banana lamp poster. Aiden is a young Bananamal

592
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 2: and just saying thanks to Aiden, it's a really great design.

593
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 2: And when I buy that land and cloud Craft, we're

594
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: gonna send some postcards out. Dan loves Marta. Marta loves

595
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 2: Dan and they're getting hitched Kurt and Danielle. So congratulations

596
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,320
Speaker 2: to Dan and Marda.

597
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 5: Nice congrats.

598
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 2: They seem like great people. Jeremy gets In is a

599
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 2: junior at the Ohio State University who's majoring in chemical

600
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:24,000
Speaker 2: engineering and just after busting his ass got an internship

601
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 2: at Freedo La in New York. So he's very excited.

602
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: So congrats Jeremy.

603
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 5: Congratulate.

604
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 2: Friedo's are delicious, barbecue Friedo's, Oh man, there's nothing you

605
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 2: can nacho cheese, dip oh that was.

606
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 5: The ship back or just filling it up with chili

607
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 5: in that bag.

608
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, just going to town like a monster, my favorite.

609
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 2: Congrats, Jeremy. Sarah Katz is shutting out us. Not shutting out,

610
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 2: She's shouting out her husband Zach, who is back to

611
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: school after switching careers, and she just wants to say

612
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 2: she's proud of them and excited for him. That's nice.

613
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 2: They're both been animals, and they're requesting a show in Pittsburgh,

614
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 2: Kurt a live show. That's great and last and yeah,

615
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 2: we gotta do it. Pittsburgh's great city.

616
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 5: What she doesn't mention is he's going back to school

617
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 5: for philosophy. He's planned to be a philosopher.

618
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: He going made computer program or software.

619
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 4: Listen, don't forget that. Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse went to college.

620
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, that is so funny. He has a.

621
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 4: Philosophy degree from NYU in that film. And it never

622
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 4: fails to crack me up.

623
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 5: Oh that is so funny. I had no idea I

624
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 5: have a degree in philosophy.

625
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 2: Filks.

626
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 5: This is what you end up doing.

627
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,240
Speaker 4: You're either a bouncer or podcaster.

628
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: That is so funny. I forgot that. For years, there

629
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 2: was a rumor in Hollywood that Will Ferrell was making

630
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,720
Speaker 2: a shot for shot remake of Roadhouse with no changes

631
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 2: to dialogue or anything, just Will Ferrell instead of Patrick swayzey.

632
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: And for fifteen years I've been waiting for this to happen,

633
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 2: that'd be amazing and last for a lot least. I

634
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,400
Speaker 2: just want to personally shout out Sarah Dye, who's a

635
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: professor at Baylor University who had me come in and

636
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: answer questions for students for an hour. It was really great.

637
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 2: They were all really interesting creative writing. Not all of

638
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: them were majors, but they were great young people with

639
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 2: a variety of interests and they asked really smart questions.

640
00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 2: And some of them are probably listening to this. So

641
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 2: follow your dreams, kiddies, Anything's possible. That's it. NA.

642
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 4: What a great gift for the kids to be able

643
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,720
Speaker 4: to talk to the great Scottie Landis before they even

644
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 4: know what they want to do with their lives. What motivation?

645
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 4: What more motivation do you need?

646
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 2: They don't deserve you, they do. I really do want

647
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 2: to be a professor in like ten years. I want

648
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 2: to give up this Hollywood rat race and go teach

649
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: screenwriting and writing at different major universities. And it's like,

650
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 2: I love to do this. If any of our bananamaals

651
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 2: listening are college professors, I'm happy to speak for an hour.

652
00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 2: It's an honor. I love Q and A's it's so fun.

653
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 4: You're gonna do it. Oh yeah, anything you set your

654
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 4: mind to happens, it's gonna happen.

655
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 5: Love to do that, you can do that.

656
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 3: And of course we are here with our fantastic guest,

657
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 3: Danielle Henderson. Danielle, I understand that you guys, you and

658
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 3: Milly are doing a live show soon were podcasts.

659
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: We are.

660
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 4: Indeed, it will be this week, I believe, on December third,

661
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,880
Speaker 4: at Cheris Books in Atlanta. Millie wrote a book called

662
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 4: TCM Underground, and I'm going to go and talk to

663
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 4: her about it. And it's gonna be so much fun.

664
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 4: It'll be like a combined book podcast event and yeah,

665
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 4: and I never leave the house. It'll be like the

666
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 4: one time this year you get to see me.

667
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 5: Atlanta's fine, great city.

668
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 4: I get to hang with my butt and talk books

669
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Speaker 4: and movies. And it's going to be an absolute blast.

670
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 4: And so you want to see you guys down there.

671
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 4: We'll sign stuff, we'll hang out, we'll talk. I genuinely

672
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 4: have I'm basically retired, so I'll hang out for the

673
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 4: rest of the evening.

674
00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 2: I love that. I'll buy a book, buy Millie's book.

675
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 2: If you could get Milly to signed one and if

676
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 2: you'll also sign it. I did not write this book,

677
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,759
Speaker 2: Daniel Hannon. I love that.

678
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 4: That's what I plan to do one hundred percent. I'll

679
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 4: just sit like over her, not even like next I'll

680
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 4: be over her shoulder with a sharpie and tim signing.

681
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 4: This is Oh, It's gonna be great. But her book

682
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 4: is so funny and it's so well researched, and she's

683
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 4: just she's just you know, she's an expert in in

684
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 4: film and film history and cult film, especially as you

685
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 4: created TCUM Underground, and she's really changing the game in

686
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 4: terms of what qualifies as a cult film. So I'm

687
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 4: really excited to talk to her about that.

688
00:35:41,120 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 5: Awesome and now we're going to get right into this.

689
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:51,280
Speaker 3: Had total total transition, totally transition. Man tasked with preserving

690
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 3: Japan's heritage drives into the country's oldest toilet with.

691
00:35:54,840 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 4: His butt because I have destroyed some toilets that way.

692
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 2: You got.

693
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 3: A lot of lot of bananimals sent this in Yes,

694
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 3: but I'm shouting now, Katie Row, thank you, Katie for

695
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 3: some of this was in vice written by the best

696
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:16,840
Speaker 3: in the biz, Hanako Montgomery.

697
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 5: Cool name, uh huh, fantastic, and here it is, whether

698
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 5: it's forgetting to flesh the bubblah bubbah. I don't want

699
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 5: to do that first.

700
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 3: Line, Hanako, it's a great first line. I'm not doing

701
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: it one Japan. Japanese man's mishaps has done far more

702
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 3: damage than merely violating hygiene standards. A thirty year old

703
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:39,280
Speaker 3: whose job is to conserve Japan's cultural heritage accidentally rammed

704
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 3: his car into the country's oldest toilet on Monday, and

705
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 3: it broke down its wooden to were in the process.

706
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 3: The bathroom is located in the seven hundred year old

707
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 3: Buddhist temple to Fukuji. Tofukuji, located in the Kyoto Prefecture,

708
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 3: which is considered Japan's cultural capital.

709
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 5: According to local media.

710
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,879
Speaker 3: Reports, the employee was visiting the temple on a work

711
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 3: related trip. He was turning his car around in the

712
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 3: temple's parking lot.

713
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 2: No.

714
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 5: That dates back to twelve hundred. No, just god, but forgot.

715
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 3: He was in reverse and most down on the accelerator,

716
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 3: so he did do it with his butt. Japanese newspaper

717
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 3: Sahi Shimbun reported. Though no one was hurt, the extent

718
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 3: of the damage was quote stunning, you know that it was, Shikawa,

719
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,759
Speaker 3: director of the temple's research institute, told Japanese newspaper Kyoto Shimbun.

720
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: The temple aims to restore the bathroom before the prefecture's

721
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:41,480
Speaker 3: autumn foliage foliage lures crows crowds, but restoration will likely

722
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 3: take into the next year. The communal toilet here, it

723
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 3: is known as a tusu when found in Zen temples,

724
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 3: was built between thirteen thirty three and thirteen ninety two.

725
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 3: According to the prefectures Agency for Cultural Affairs, the bathroom

726
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 3: was built for ascetic monks and houses twenty toilets lined

727
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 3: up in two rows.

728
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 2: Fun, that's a party, whole family, Yeah it is.

729
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 4: I want to know why was this ancient toilet so

730
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 4: close to where the cars are turning around, like where

731
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 4: I'm a land?

732
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,239
Speaker 2: Is this thing?

733
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 3: I also want to know why why twenty toilets weren't

734
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 3: smacked next to each other that they all that there

735
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 3: was a need for twenty people to take a shit

736
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,640
Speaker 3: at the exact same moment.

737
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 4: Listen, we've all had a night out with a bunch

738
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 4: of friends and with.

739
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 3: Some ascetic monks, not even not drinking, and how big

740
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 3: of a bomber.

741
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 2: Is it if you're number twenty one and you show

742
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,680
Speaker 2: up to that and you're like, I've really gotta go,

743
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:53,479
Speaker 2: and they're like, sorry, seat taken, all right, I'll wait

744
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 2: my turn.

745
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 5: They and this is the craziest part.

746
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: So it was.

747
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 3: The latrines are holes in the ground measuring thirty centimonies deep.

748
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 3: They used to contain glass containers for monks to defecate

749
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,479
Speaker 3: or urinate into. The toilets were separated based on use.

750
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 3: The bathroom was built during what's known as the Moromuchi

751
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 3: period of Japan, where country whent to significan cultural developments

752
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 3: on the influence of Zen Buddhism, like the Japanese art

753
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 3: of tea ceremony and flower arrangement.

754
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,200
Speaker 5: And that is where it ends.

755
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 3: The article ends with tea ceremony and flower arrangements. Clean

756
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 3: communal toilets where you ship into a glass.

757
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 4: We're going to cleanse the palette real quick? Was it

758
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,720
Speaker 4: side by it like ten and ten, like this tennis

759
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 4: p this tennis poop?

760
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 2: Is it?

761
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 4: Like?

762
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 5: Uh, that's a great question.

763
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 4: I want I had I have so many? And did

764
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,720
Speaker 4: he back in in a way that was like longitudinal?

765
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 3: Like did he just destroy all the holes at the

766
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 3: same It looks like, yeah.

767
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: He was texting and driving. There's no way that'sistant texting

768
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 2: and driving, like to forget your in reverse in a

769
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 2: parking lot, Like yeah, do you only back up and

770
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,560
Speaker 2: go forward? There's only two things you can be. So

771
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,080
Speaker 2: he got in there, got a little ding on his phone,

772
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 2: looked down, gassed.

773
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 3: It, jams jam, I'm looking at this picture. He's I

774
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: would say, twenty five to thirty feet.

775
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 5: Inside the building.

776
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: Oh wow, So that meant he was gonna do like

777
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 3: a little peel out and take off right Like wow, yeah,

778
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 3: this is the other jammed it Like was he.

779
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 4: Looking to leave marks? Like why what happened in that temple?

780
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,399
Speaker 4: Did he zooming away so fast? Did he unearthed an

781
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 4: ancient demon? Was it something else that happened like the bathrooms?

782
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 2: This story, this is just the beginning. This is his

783
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,760
Speaker 2: hero's origin story. Is what you're saying.

784
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe he knocked over a thousand year old ginkgo

785
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,759
Speaker 4: tree and he's like the bathroom will distract from the

786
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: fact that I just lit this tree on fire and

787
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 4: I just.

788
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 5: Killed the oldest organism in Japan.

789
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 2: It's also interesting that like this system totally didn't work

790
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 2: because I've only been to Japan once. But my experience

791
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 2: in Japan is greatest toilets and most private bathrooms I've

792
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,560
Speaker 2: ever been to in the entire world. Well, I've never

793
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: been in the restaurants, in the hotels every I mean,

794
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:09,280
Speaker 2: when I checked into the hotel, an hotel employee walked

795
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 2: me around the room and asked me to demonstrate, like

796
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 2: how I can use the phone. I acc used the

797
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: remote and they would thank me. And the last stop

798
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: was the toilet, where she just kept saying please. And

799
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:20,760
Speaker 2: then I'd push a button and it would spray missed,

800
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: and you push another button and it would warm up.

801
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 2: You press another button and it started playing bird sounds,

802
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 2: like literal bird sounds and so and she would just

803
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 2: say please. And then I was like, I hope she

804
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 2: doesn't want me to use the bathroom. But this weirdly

805
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 2: because she made a bet.

806
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,760
Speaker 4: She's like, please if you do use the bathroom.

807
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 2: I guess, let's see how far we can get this

808
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 2: white dork to touch everything, like he doesn't know what

809
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 2: a remote control is. It was so awesome, but I

810
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 2: was I'm not going to name names, but I worked

811
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 2: for a production company in La got about eight years ago,

812
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: and there was a big push to get Chinese investment,

813
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 2: Like everybody in movies and TV was trying to get

814
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 2: investors from China and so they could make bigger international movies.

815
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 2: In this one guy who owned the company, and I've

816
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: been there for about a week. Nice guy. He was like,

817
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 2: tomorrow the a bunch of Chinese investors are coming. We're

818
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 2: gonna do a big walk around. So like, if you

819
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 2: guys can act busy, please do So we were like, well,

820
00:42:24,239 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 2: we're gonna be in the writer's room, we'll be busy.

821
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,920
Speaker 2: So when that day came, he goes, Scotty, can you

822
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 2: do me a favor? And he had installed a Japanese

823
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 2: toilet in a bathroom and like sort of the main

824
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 2: meeting area that looked I know this sounds crazy, but

825
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 2: the rest of it looked like an airplane bathroom. But

826
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 2: then it had a really nice Japanese toilet and he

827
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 2: asked me to walk out of it at a certain

828
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 2: time so and be like that's a great bathroom. Like God,

829
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:54,439
Speaker 2: I keep wanting to say his name, but his name

830
00:42:54,560 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 2: isn't Tommy. I'm gonna say his name is Tommy. What's that? Yeah,

831
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 2: I'm a writer. I'm not an actor. But like I

832
00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 2: was like, what he's like, just walk out of there

833
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 2: and then I'm gonna show it to them after you leave.

834
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's even weirder, man, that's gonna be like,

835
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 2: you guys are never gonna believe what just happened in there,

836
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 2: all the way from China. Huh. Treat yourself. So but

837
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'll keep the door open

838
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 2: and wash my hands and come out. And then he

839
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: turns Tommy God I was his real name again, and

840
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,120
Speaker 2: he said like, oh, hey, Scotty, Oh, you guys should

841
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 2: check out this bathroom. And then he walked Chinese investors

842
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,920
Speaker 2: over to the bathroom that I just left and I

843
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 2: but I was like, but this is like these these

844
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 2: are Japanese bathroom, these are Chinese investors. Like I think

845
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: you're doing math here that is maybe racist, like, but

846
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 2: yet I had to play like the pond in some

847
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: dumb scheme to show off an expensive bathroom to Chinese investors.

848
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, that was I'll call

849
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,799
Speaker 2: it a waste of everyone's time.

850
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 4: I love that you just say yes to that kind

851
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,400
Speaker 4: of thing, like you're always in it for the story

852
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 4: or the experience.

853
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. Eight years later, I'm telling it on

854
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:00,680
Speaker 2: a podcasts.

855
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,919
Speaker 4: What's the logic behind showing them the most? They should

856
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 4: show them the worst bathroom, Like we need your money.

857
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,360
Speaker 4: Look at how these animals.

858
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,880
Speaker 2: Are living, Scotty, grab nineteen of your friends and go

859
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,719
Speaker 2: squad over holes out back in the parking lot right away, sir.

860
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 3: These are our writers. Look at what they're doing. Kill

861
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 3: me at least one toilet for these writers.

862
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: Strangle me. Anyways, that is so funny. Here's another one

863
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: sort of related. Okay, I think this is well, it's Holly.

864
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 2: It's h l l y W flash, so maybe Holly

865
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Speaker 2: W Flash. Let's go with that. Sent this in Thank

866
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Speaker 2: you Hilly or Holly or whatever. This was from cbssports

867
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:58,840
Speaker 2: dot com, written by the one and only Isabelle gonzalesst God.

868
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 2: I love the name Isabelle. It's a beautiful name. Man

869
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 2: gets sacked as American Cornhole League shaken by baggate. Okay,

870
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 2: so for our international listeners, there is a very popular

871
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: game in the United States of America that is sometimes

872
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 2: called cornhole. I think sometimes it's called bags. Basically, there

873
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,359
Speaker 2: are two wooden tilted tables on the ground and there's

874
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: a hole in the middle and you throw bean bags

875
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 2: at the holes and there's a scoring system and it's

876
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 2: just a way to get drunk. It became a sport

877
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 2: somehow we caught and apparently it became a league called

878
00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:45,759
Speaker 2: the American Cornhole League. It did not, Oh, it just

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00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 2: on TV sometimes the al it's on television, sometimes on

880
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 2: like ESPN two or whenever, like or like Fox Sports three,

881
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 2: and they're like, we need something. They're like, here are

882
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 2: these guys throwing bean bags for a living cornhole?

883
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:04,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on ESPN. Bean that's got its own channel.

884
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 2: God it should. Cornhole is usually thought of as a

885
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 2: game that is played during summer barbecues, but there are

886
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,600
Speaker 2: people who are just a lot more serious about it.

887
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 2: While your Aunt Becky taking an extra step to toss

888
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,360
Speaker 2: her bean bag in your grandmother's backyard might not be

889
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: a big deal to you. A cheating sk I mean

890
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 2: all right as a bell a cheating scandal shook the

891
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,240
Speaker 2: professional cornhole world in August and has now gone viral

892
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 2: as a bag gate.

893
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 3: I love that the gate gate is always just as

894
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 3: a kid because gate was put on so many things.

895
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 3: I assume that it was water and then gate was

896
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 3: some like other part of it, and then just to

897
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 3: find out it's just called Watergate.

898
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 5: It's just a building name.

899
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 3: One in the hotel, and it's just the dumbest way

900
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 3: to signify like and it won't die.

901
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 4: It won't die die. This is a generation of people

902
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 4: keeping it alive.

903
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: The incident happened at the doubles competition of the twenty

904
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 2: twenty two American Cornhole League World Championships in you guessed it,

905
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 2: South Carolina. It started when Devin Harball filed a formal

906
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 2: complaint already amazing against it doubles, Yes, yeah, oh. Harball

907
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 2: filed a formal complaint against opponents Mark Richards and Philip Lopez,

908
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: the number one ranked doubles team, I guess in the world,

909
00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: at least in America, because he believed they were using

910
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: illegal beanbags. I thought they were too thin, Harball told

911
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 2: the Wall Street Journal. ACL regulations required them to be

912
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 2: six inches by six inches one lying on a flat surface,

913
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 2: and they have to weigh sixteen ounces, which I believe

914
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:56,400
Speaker 2: is one pound. Officials followed procedure and inspected the bags,

915
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: and it turns out Harborough's suspicions were correct. The bags

916
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,359
Speaker 2: failed to meet the requirements of the league, so they

917
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 2: were cheating or what they didn't know cheating?

918
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 3: Is a lighter bag easier to throw in a hole?

919
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 3: Is it seem like it?

920
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 2: Well? Cornhole color commentator Mark Pryor settled, No job.

921
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 5: Has never existed.

922
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a job I now want.

923
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 2: Danielle, you have a great voice for it. You would

924
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: be a great cornhole color commentary.

925
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 4: Thank you, Scott.

926
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 2: If Mark Pryor steps down because he looks in the

927
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 2: mirror one day and realizes what he's had to do,

928
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 2: then I hope you get to slot right in there

929
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,319
Speaker 2: and do it. I'm there, he said on live TV.

930
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 2: They're too small. That's going to create some drama. So

931
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 2: even Mark Pryor is the best in the business. Corn

932
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 2: hole color commentator knew that the bags were a little thin.

933
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 3: So wait, are the bags that thin? Or is it

934
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 3: less than six inches? That's the question. If it's less

935
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 3: than six inches, I can understand, Oh that's easier to

936
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 3: get in the hole. But if it's a little lighter,

937
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:00,640
Speaker 3: why is that easier to get in a hole?

938
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 2: I guess I could fold more maybe or I don't know.

939
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 5: Oh, maybe can fold more.

940
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Pryor was right.

941
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 4: Definitely too mature to be part of this conversation right now,

942
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 4: Why would a lighter ball bag.

943
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 2: It's a ball bag. It's a ball bag. Prior is right.

944
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,919
Speaker 5: Wow, but there was a ball back. That game would

945
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,640
Speaker 5: be so much fun to more fun to play. You

946
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 5: guys want to play ball bags.

947
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,839
Speaker 2: I will be there for that.

948
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 4: I will be the car.

949
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 2: Yes, I do. Richards and Lopez asked for Harborough's team

950
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 2: bags to be inspected too, so the guys that got

951
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 2: accused asked for the other words. Officials said that their

952
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 2: bags also didn't meet the proper requirements, and the entire

953
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 2: game was paused. Oh, it was ultimately decided by those

954
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:53,479
Speaker 2: in charge that the violations were not intentional by any

955
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,440
Speaker 2: of the competitors, and the competition was allowed to resume.

956
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 2: So now you just have to say, what the hell

957
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 2: are you talking about? You guys? It's a thing. Yes,

958
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 2: if both failed and neither did anything, then the company

959
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 2: making the old ball bags is not living up to

960
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 2: their promise. ACL Once again, there is the American corn

961
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 2: hole spokesperson, Trey Ryder, which is the most.

962
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,319
Speaker 5: Of course.

963
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 2: Trey Ryder. Yeah, if you're playing corn hole, and one

964
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 2: of the four people playing isn't named Trey. Just walk away.

965
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 2: It's not a good game. You want a Haley on

966
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 2: one side, you want a Misty on the other, and

967
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: you want a Trey and a Skylar, and then you're

968
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 2: playing the game of your lifetime. Nobody misses with that.

969
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: Trey Ryder till the Wall Street Journal. But there's a

970
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 2: possibility of cheating happening, but he didn't think the players

971
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 2: were doing an no purpose. It is possible, but I'm

972
00:50:55,160 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 2: pretty confident it was not intentional. Riders said, The Street.

973
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,800
Speaker 5: Journal is involved in this ball back conversation. That's crazy.

974
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 4: They sent a writer, They sent a journalist.

975
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 2: So how do you prevent this? Guys? First of all,

976
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 2: they are talking about their the ACL, the American corn

977
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 2: Hole League is talking about their intention to check bags

978
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,399
Speaker 2: randomly during tournaments. That could work. Writer also told The

979
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,400
Speaker 2: Wall Street Journal that the league is quote even exploring

980
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 2: infrastructure for automated bag testing. Oh yeah. He said that

981
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 2: they have more to invest in their compliance and believes

982
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: that they are taking a major step forward, and good

983
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:40,919
Speaker 2: for them. It's got to be even insane. So I'll

984
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,800
Speaker 2: leave you with this little anecdote so that you realize

985
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 2: how big this is. According to this Wall Street Journal article,

986
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 2: the American Cornhole League has one hundred and fifty five

987
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 2: thousand members, which is an increase from one hundred and

988
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 2: twenty five thousand twenty twenty one. So thirty thousand more

989
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 2: people jumped on board. This is to me the fastest

990
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,359
Speaker 2: growing sport in America. But I don't know if that's true.

991
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 5: Oh no, I think it's pickleball. We all agree it's pickleball.

992
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Unfortunately it's one of the two. It's either

993
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 4: pickleball or corn hole, both which sound ridiculous. Yeah, but

994
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 4: what are if this is an official league, how is

995
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 4: there no general requirement for what's being manufactured, because that

996
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 4: is where the blame.

997
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 2: Wise, Yes, he's.

998
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 4: Making the bags. You gotta have some standards.

999
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 3: Look, every look, Trey has a little at home. He

1000
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 3: has definitely a little scale, yes, weighing things out. We

1001
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,719
Speaker 3: know Trey has that scale. Okay, everybody named Trey has

1002
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 3: heard that scale since nineteen ninety eight. All right, maybe

1003
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 3: it went digital more recently. He can bring his little

1004
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 3: weed scale in and measure all the bags himself.

1005
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:53,479
Speaker 2: You know, he wants to.

1006
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 4: They're gonna do it randomly. Now he's gonna have to.

1007
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 2: They really do show this on TV, and I like

1008
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 2: every time because the main, possibly only sponsor is Johnsonville Sausages.

1009
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding because and the reason I know

1010
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 2: this because every time I've ever been, like when I'm

1011
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 2: home at my parents' house and flipping through the TV,

1012
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 2: I see just signage for Johnsonville Brats everywhere or bra

1013
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 2: excuse me, and then it's cornhole and it's on television

1014
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 2: and they wear jerseys. They kind of dressed like Guy

1015
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 2: Fieri to be honest. Some of them wear a quirky

1016
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 2: hat like cowboy hats or Vikings hats to like be

1017
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 2: the wild card of the cornhole scene. But uh, I've

1018
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 2: never seen any sponsor Butt Sausages. So if this is,

1019
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 2: if this.

1020
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 4: Sport is growing as fast as you've said, I feel

1021
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 4: like somebody maybe we should jump on and sponsor.

1022
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,480
Speaker 5: Bana's such a great idea.

1023
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,000
Speaker 2: We could find out what the entrance fee is for

1024
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 2: that that we could make jerseys and try to sponsor

1025
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 2: a cornhole team totally. I don't know what. Let's run

1026
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: it through our ere legal or whatever we have to do,

1027
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 2: but I think it would be really fun to like

1028
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 2: sponsor Bananimals, I mean, the the Bananimals cornhole team. But

1029
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,280
Speaker 2: what they have to call it ball bags?

1030
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 3: The Animals ball bags, and it just says it says

1031
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 3: bananas up front and on the back it says let's

1032
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 3: ball bag.

1033
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 4: I will watch every Friday night.

1034
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 2: I'm there. I'm fully in yellow, neon, pink, neon, green,

1035
00:54:26,719 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: bananmmals on the front, on the back Let's ball bag.

1036
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:31,839
Speaker 2: I mean, the.

1037
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 3: Only requirement for who is on our team is if

1038
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 3: their name is Ashley and Trey.

1039
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,840
Speaker 2: Yes, that's true too. If your name is Trey, the

1040
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 2: job is yours. That is so funny.

1041
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 3: Danielle, thank you so much for being on this show again.

1042
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 5: Return guests genuinely any time.

1043
00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 4: I love you guys.

1044
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 2: I'm a fan.

1045
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:58,720
Speaker 4: I listen every week. I still cannot believe that Scotty

1046
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 4: was a bouncer at a lesbian bar.

1047
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 2: Divas Divas Hotly Kid. I'll still have the shirt.

1048
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 4: And I just can't wait till we can hang out

1049
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,799
Speaker 4: in real life. I'm gonna come visit and we can

1050
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,280
Speaker 4: we can hang in real in real life.

1051
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 5: Oh my god, come to La.

1052
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 2: I'm comment absolutely gorn and I are.

1053
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 4: Always making plans to go on. Okay, we'll just update.

1054
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:20,400
Speaker 5: Sounds good to me.

1055
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 4: Also, since the last time we talked, I don't think

1056
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,720
Speaker 4: I had land the last time we talked. We could

1057
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:27,479
Speaker 4: make this East Banana land.

1058
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 2: Oh do you have land? Yeah? I owned three acre old.

1059
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: Now I have a farm.

1060
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 3: But you would have to be really comfortable with a

1061
00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 3: lot of strangers showing up all the time.

1062
00:55:39,719 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 5: I did not think you would be comfortable.

1063
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 4: With back acre back acre.

1064
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:44,359
Speaker 2: We can make it bad.

1065
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 3: Well.

1066
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 4: I adore you both. Go have a good days, pick

1067
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 4: up your kids. I will talk to you soon.

1068
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 3: And of course please go listen to Danielle's podcast. I

1069
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:00,919
Speaker 3: saw what you did. It's fantastic. Thank you, exactly right.

1070
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,040
Speaker 4: Thanks boys, I love you guys.

1071
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 5: Love you be.

1072
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:19,400
Speaker 2: Bananas. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

1073
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 5: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

1074
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,400
Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

1075
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,960
Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

1076
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,800
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

1077
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:32,640
Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstar

1078
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

1079
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 3: intern