1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,960 Speaker 1: The Nikki Gliser Podcast. 2 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:08,840 Speaker 2: Oh nik Glaser pos. 3 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,760 Speaker 1: Hello here, I am Nicky Glazer Podcast. Welcome to the show. 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:17,400 Speaker 1: I'm Nicki Glazer. I just decided to put on some 5 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:22,320 Speaker 1: sunglasses because my eyes have not depuffed dee puffed top 6 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,440 Speaker 1: puffed U depuffed from sleeping. I woke up like an 7 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,319 Speaker 1: hour and a half ago. They haven't gone down yet. 8 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:32,479 Speaker 1: It's annoying. And I'm just like, I'm tired of people. 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: Like I hate when people are honest with you and 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 1: they're like, you look tired. Like I remember the first 11 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,200 Speaker 1: time anyone ever said it to me. It was tenth grade. 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:41,280 Speaker 1: It was John Reinert. We were walking in between first 13 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: and second period. We crossed paths and he was like, 14 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: you look tired. And I was just devastated by it. 15 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 1: And I still think about that moment to this day. 16 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 1: And I couldn't focus and class the rest of the day. 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: And yeah, and when when people say you look tired, 18 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: it's just it's the we've everyone knows that that's a 19 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:01,560 Speaker 1: roote thing to say. I think it's gotten to most people. 20 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: But I have a friend who's in his seventies and 21 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,120 Speaker 1: he does not know not to tell me that. And yeah, 22 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 1: so I heard I looked tired, but he just goes, 23 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: I go, that's rude. I go, okay, thanks, I know, 24 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: and I got defensive and he was like, it's not 25 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: an indictment. You just your eyes are puffy. 26 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 2: I was like, I know, here's a good test. Would 27 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 2: you say it to someone who is on their deathbed 28 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:21,800 Speaker 2: in the hospital? 29 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: You look tired of life? 30 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 2: He looked tired. You know what someone told me yesterday? Yesterday? Oh? 31 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 2: I said yesterday. 32 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,319 Speaker 1: That's okay. It makes it funnier. 33 00:01:30,440 --> 00:01:32,000 Speaker 2: It was like five weeks ago. 34 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, because you know comedy and things closer, 35 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: you're not going. 36 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 2: To believe what someone told me while I was walking 37 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 2: in here today. 38 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: Okay, what does some one just tell you? 39 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 2: They told me that I have a toothy smile. 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: That's not nice. 41 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, well I'll never smile again. 42 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: You know what, you could just say, bright smile, you 43 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: have a They thought it was yeah, what kind of 44 00:01:56,800 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: teeth do does this person happen? Because you can usually 45 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,200 Speaker 1: sense what the comp is, what they mean by it 46 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: when when what they're doing. 47 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,240 Speaker 2: She has no teeth, they're all knocked out, just a gums. 48 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 1: Well then if that were the case if she had 49 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:13,360 Speaker 1: shitty teeth and small teeth and like not enough teeth, 50 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: she might be complimenting you. 51 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:21,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, she was complimenting me. She is not a She 52 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 2: has not. 53 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: A knock you down type of toothy smile. 54 00:02:24,639 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, she thought that would make me feel good. 55 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 1: You have a skin like face, you have a skin, 56 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: you have sort of skin on your face. 57 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 2: What do you do you teeth? 58 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: Toothy? Is? It doesn't sound good. It just sounds like 59 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:47,120 Speaker 1: your your mouth is overwhelmed. There's too many I don't 60 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: know that you have a toothy. 61 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 2: Grin your mouth is like the d m V at 62 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 2: three pm, like it's just overwhelmed. 63 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: And yes, it just seems like one of those like 64 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: a toothy smile. It's it's not nice. 65 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 2: No, no, so I said, I said, I'll never smile 66 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 2: again in front of you. And then she tried to 67 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 2: defend how toothy is not an insult. 68 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: But no, you have a great smile, is I think 69 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: what she meant. 70 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, she believes I have a great smile. And 71 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 2: she chose the word toothy to express that. 72 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,880 Speaker 1: You have a toey foot, you have a fingery hand, 73 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 1: like I'm trying to think of other things It's like 74 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,919 Speaker 1: you're just saying the word e yeah, but the thing 75 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:27,639 Speaker 1: that's in it. 76 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,400 Speaker 2: Harry, Well there's Harry. You have a hairy chest? Do 77 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 2: you have a hairy back? You know? One time this 78 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 2: is you know, famously I went to get my back 79 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 2: lasered with favorite boyfriend's brother, Tim Condi. We drive all 80 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 2: the way to Santa Monica, forty five minutes and there's like. 81 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: Hot girls that worked there. You guys were single at 82 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,640 Speaker 1: the time, and you were both like astounded at like, 83 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: oh no, we have to have like sign in and 84 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,400 Speaker 1: these hot girls are all working this place and they 85 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: know we have disgusting back there. 86 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 2: That's right. Was this the not safe days? Did we 87 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 2: talk about this? Oh my god? 88 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: This is yeah. 89 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 2: Yeah. So I wound up picking up the front desk 90 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 2: girl at. 91 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: The hair did you really yeah? Wow? So picking up 92 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,920 Speaker 1: thought Brian Frandi would use. 93 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:16,920 Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. I caught that dog in my net? 94 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 2: Is that what they say? 95 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: Picked up? 96 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 2: Like? 97 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: How do you transition from like I'm checking in for 98 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: a back hair lasering my third session to like what 99 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: are you doing later? Like what do you say? Can 100 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 1: I get a number? 101 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 2: Like? 102 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: Hey, would you like to hang out? Sometime, do you. 103 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,600 Speaker 2: Here's what happened. We'd go back every week, so there 104 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 2: was no pressure because I knew that I'd have opportunities 105 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 2: to build a rapport with this person. 106 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: Yeah. 107 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 2: So the first time I went in, you know, she 108 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,919 Speaker 2: was at the front desk at this beauty place. And 109 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 2: the first time, you know, I just kind of like 110 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 2: had a conversation with her, and then the second time, 111 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,039 Speaker 2: a little longer conversation. Then you have like kind of 112 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,160 Speaker 2: like even like inside jokes start to develop because like, oh, 113 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:58,800 Speaker 2: here it is again, remember what you said about that 114 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,279 Speaker 2: that plant. And then the third time I went in 115 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 2: there and I was wearing a shirt with an alien 116 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 2: on it, and yeah yeah, and she said and also 117 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 2: what was funny about this is because Tim was trying 118 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,040 Speaker 2: to hit on her too, so it was a little 119 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 2: bit of a competition. 120 00:05:15,279 --> 00:05:15,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 121 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:18,280 Speaker 2: And we were kind of going neck and neck. And 122 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 2: then on his shirt, yeah, his shirt, he had a 123 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:27,920 Speaker 2: polo Yeah, he just had a polo shirt with them. 124 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:30,599 Speaker 2: But I had an alien on my shirt. And this 125 00:05:30,680 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 2: really was what broke it open for me. She really 126 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:36,160 Speaker 2: connected with the alien because she loved aliens. And then 127 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 2: I was like, well, I have a whole podcast where 128 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 2: I talk about aliens, and she was like, oh, I'll 129 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:45,599 Speaker 2: listen to the podcast. And then I, you know, gave 130 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 2: her the information. And then the next time I went in, 131 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 2: she had listened to the podcast, loved the podcast. And 132 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 2: then that's when we exchanged numbers. 133 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: And then what did you go out? Why didn't this 134 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: work out? 135 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:02,560 Speaker 2: Okay? We went on a date and uh, when I 136 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 2: did in Santa Monica, I find out that she lives 137 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 2: in Oxnard, which is not a deal breaker, but if 138 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,919 Speaker 2: anyone doesn't know, the geography of La Oxnard is like 139 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:14,760 Speaker 2: two hours away from La. 140 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: God that poor girl having to commute to Santa Monica. Yeah, 141 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: and then laser clinic Jesus okay, and then we. 142 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,920 Speaker 2: Went to like at the time, I was like pretending 143 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,159 Speaker 2: like I drink, but not drinking. So we went to 144 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 2: this Like first I was like, let's go. 145 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:32,400 Speaker 1: To this bar so you could just fit in with 146 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,440 Speaker 1: the dating culture, Like you didn't figure out that that 147 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: wasn't the move. 148 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there there was a certain section of girls 149 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 2: who would it was a deal breaker if you didn't 150 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,279 Speaker 2: drink because they wouldn't be comfortable. 151 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:44,479 Speaker 1: So why would you even weren't you looking for a wife. 152 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: Wouldn't you did not even want to date someone that 153 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:47,640 Speaker 1: was That. 154 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 2: Was my my philosophy was they might not accept it, 155 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 2: like initially because they don't know who I am. But 156 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 2: then after a few dates if I say I'm not drinking, 157 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 2: then and then know me already. Okay, So I go, 158 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,560 Speaker 2: I go, let's go to this bar and she goes, oh, 159 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:04,000 Speaker 2: I don't, I got it, I can't. I was like, oh, 160 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,479 Speaker 2: that's interesting. So I was like, okay, So let's go 161 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 2: to this like a restaurant place, and she's like okay. 162 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 2: And then I go sit down and I was like, 163 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 2: uh oh. So the waitress comes by, do you want 164 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:19,000 Speaker 2: anything to drink? And she goes, I'll just have a soda, 165 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, maybe she's sober. And then 166 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,920 Speaker 2: then during the conversation she just says some like really 167 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 2: immature things like she says like my mom is such 168 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 2: a bitch, like she won't let me blah blah blah. 169 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 2: And I'm like, what you're calling your mom a bitch? 170 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 2: Like what what kind of And then I say, how 171 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 2: how old are you? No turns out she was nineteen 172 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,280 Speaker 2: what she was nineteen and at the time I was 173 00:07:47,840 --> 00:07:48,280 Speaker 2: I don't. 174 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: Know nine, okay, yeah. 175 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 2: So she's like ten, she's like a teenager. Yeah, and 176 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,119 Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god. And I had already 177 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 2: kissed her. 178 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 179 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:00,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I kissed a nineteen year old. But I found 180 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 2: out how old she was. I had already kissed her. 181 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:03,680 Speaker 2: But then I was like, I can't. I don't think 182 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 2: I can date a teenager. No, I don't think that's appropriate. 183 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 2: And I don't think so. Yeah, that was the end 184 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 2: of that. I was like, Okay, well, I think maybe 185 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 2: we ended answer for why. 186 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:17,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, most guys would be like, yes. 187 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 2: I was looking for a wife, so I was looking, 188 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 2: but like, uh I a child bride though, yeah, no, 189 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 2: this would have been I knew we would have not 190 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:31,720 Speaker 2: gotten along. And it was just like interesting, but nineteen nowadays, 191 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,320 Speaker 2: I dated an eighteen year old. I don't care. 192 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, now that you're married, who gives a shit what? 193 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:42,880 Speaker 1: I have this dog, and did you does your dog 194 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,240 Speaker 1: ever pull on the leash? And then you spill an 195 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:50,560 Speaker 1: entire Scarbucks? Now you're all over the Thank god it was. 196 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,280 Speaker 1: I had walked right out of the Starbucks, and she 197 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:55,599 Speaker 1: wanted to stay in just tipped it went everywhere, and 198 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,880 Speaker 1: I was so just disappointed. I could have just gone 199 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 1: back in and get a new one because everyone saw it, 200 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,720 Speaker 1: but I just kept going and I was just like, 201 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,160 Speaker 1: I'm not meant to have that, and I'm so mad 202 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:10,640 Speaker 1: and if I like, I just that that. It's the 203 00:09:10,679 --> 00:09:13,680 Speaker 1: feeling that when you we used to all have the 204 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 1: headphones and they would get caught on something. 205 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:19,560 Speaker 2: Oh god, that because I haven't switched, I still have wires. Why, 206 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 2: oh god, it's the worst feeling in the world. I 207 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 2: know you're exactly what you're talking about. 208 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 1: Why why haven't you switched? 209 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 2: I hate ear pods. I feel like they fall out 210 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,720 Speaker 2: and they fall on the floor and they get disgusting. 211 00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:31,559 Speaker 2: At least the wires they'd hang out. 212 00:09:31,559 --> 00:09:33,800 Speaker 1: I've gotten an ear infection from but I would get 213 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,400 Speaker 1: it from the wire once too, because I put them 214 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,560 Speaker 1: in bags and I'm disgusting and they roll around in 215 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 1: dirty purses. So but yeah, the EarPods are amazing. 216 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:45,679 Speaker 2: When you get when when you accidentally pull on the 217 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 2: wire and it feels like someone yanked out your soul. 218 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: Yes, that's what it feels like when a dog is 219 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,720 Speaker 1: suddenly just decides to like stop on a dime, and 220 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 1: like you are kind of going in one direction. And 221 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,800 Speaker 1: I got to say, with this dog, she doesn't understand 222 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:01,640 Speaker 1: that the that I'm pulling her like, she doesn't know. 223 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 1: She just thinks this thing around my neck is getting tight, 224 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,800 Speaker 1: this is annoying. Like she doesn't connect it to me 225 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,880 Speaker 1: at all. She might be stupid. Is that possible? Like 226 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 1: how does she not connect it? And so I just 227 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,199 Speaker 1: there's no me, Like she's so tiny that I don't 228 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,199 Speaker 1: want to strangle her. And like a lot of people 229 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 1: just yank their dog until they give up, she won't 230 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:23,440 Speaker 1: give up. She doesn't understand what's going on. She would 231 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:26,480 Speaker 1: rather choke to death than give up on smelling a 232 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,200 Speaker 1: little electrical box or something like she's obsessed with this 233 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,720 Speaker 1: electrical box we always walk by. That's just like, you know, 234 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:35,080 Speaker 1: just two sockets. And so I have to pick her 235 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: up all the time. And I know this is all trainable, 236 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,360 Speaker 1: but I'm just want a dog that is already trained. 237 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,720 Speaker 1: Is that so hard to ask for? Is a perfect 238 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 1: dog that. 239 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:45,760 Speaker 2: You can read that? 240 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:49,200 Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you can send your dog off to 241 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: be trained and then they bring it back and then 242 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,360 Speaker 1: you dismantle everything they did, right, I think that's how 243 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:57,040 Speaker 1: it works. You produce spend all this money there perfect 244 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: they show you what they did, you go, oh my god, 245 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 1: this dog's gonna be amazing. And then your dog doesn't 246 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:05,400 Speaker 1: respect you because it thinks it's mom. Is this lesbian 247 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:08,720 Speaker 1: whose farm you sent her to for three weeks? You know, 248 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:12,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. It just it tests your patience, you know. 249 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,360 Speaker 1: I just felt like and with this dog, I know 250 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 1: this is so dumb, and I every mom listening to 251 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,960 Speaker 1: me is gonna hate me right now, Hello, moms. I 252 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,319 Speaker 1: can't get anything done because this dog always needs something. 253 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: It's always staring at me to play or want something. 254 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 1: I'm always disappointing it. I can't get laundry done, I 255 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 1: can't clean a bath like, straighten up a not clean 256 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,720 Speaker 1: a bathroom, straighten up a bathroom like put my makeup 257 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,280 Speaker 1: back in a bag like, I can't unpack boxes like. 258 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:42,480 Speaker 1: My house is a nightmare right now because of this 259 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,320 Speaker 1: dog and how every second is taken up by it. 260 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:49,720 Speaker 1: And it's I like it though, because she's so cute 261 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,760 Speaker 1: and now she is sleeping in the bed. I got 262 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: her to sleep there last night. It is part of 263 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:57,920 Speaker 1: the deal she's agreed to. But and she's so soft 264 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 1: and so cute and so cuddly and I love her, 265 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:05,559 Speaker 1: but man, it's just like, why do humans accept Do 266 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,679 Speaker 1: we need love that much that we just ruin our 267 00:12:08,679 --> 00:12:09,520 Speaker 1: lives to get it? 268 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,320 Speaker 2: Oh? I think that's it, absolutely, And you know what, 269 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 2: I think over time the dog will settle into a 270 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 2: routine with you, but it won't You'll you'll have to 271 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:20,680 Speaker 2: adapt also, like it won't be perfect. Like sometimes even 272 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,280 Speaker 2: like sometimes Jack just has to My dog Jack has 273 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:28,280 Speaker 2: to get up at like seven am in order to pee, 274 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 2: and it's just like, oh, come on, they's standing there 275 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,680 Speaker 2: and he really has to go, and if and if 276 00:12:32,679 --> 00:12:35,160 Speaker 2: you don't take him, he'll pee on the carpet and like, yeah, 277 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,280 Speaker 2: that's annoying. But most of the time there's a routine 278 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 2: established and he gets up at the proper time. 279 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:45,440 Speaker 1: But yeah, yesterday Gilly like peed on Chris's bath, matt 280 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 1: first accident she's ever had, and then she also pooped 281 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,400 Speaker 1: in his room, and he there was just a sternness 282 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 1: with which he was like, we can't have this happening, 283 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,280 Speaker 1: Like he does not tolerate dogs having accidents. Like it's 284 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:00,120 Speaker 1: not like he's going to like kill the dogs, you know, 285 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 1: Like he's not mad at the dog. He's just like, 286 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: this isn't a thing I'm signing up for, Like we 287 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: will not something needs to be done. And I'm like, 288 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:11,640 Speaker 1: shut your door, let it poop in my room. I'm 289 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: gonna get it like a pea pad or something so 290 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,959 Speaker 1: she can go if. But the thing is she she 291 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:21,920 Speaker 1: is like she's like gooning for peeing and pooping, like 292 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,520 Speaker 1: she likes to go outside. She has to go so bad, 293 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:26,440 Speaker 1: and then she waits way too long. And I'm someone 294 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: who's like, let's just get it done. My other dog's 295 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: just like if they have to go pee, as soon 296 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,240 Speaker 1: as they walk out the door, they find something to 297 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:34,640 Speaker 1: pee on. And she's like, no, it has to be perfect. 298 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,120 Speaker 1: I'm still learning how she works, and she's amazing and 299 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:41,520 Speaker 1: I love her, but god, I can't imagine doing this 300 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: longer than thirteen years, Like at least I have an hour. 301 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,600 Speaker 1: She's gonna she can't live, but maybe she'll live. 302 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:47,880 Speaker 2: To like fifteen or sixteen. 303 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:52,719 Speaker 1: She's two now, But yeah, I wouldn't sign up for 304 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,640 Speaker 1: a lifetime of this. And it's and she she is 305 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:59,560 Speaker 1: fine doing nothing. Kids are not Kids will not just 306 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,680 Speaker 1: like lay in a little ball and go to sleep 307 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,720 Speaker 1: when you know, like when they're bored or whatever, she 308 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,079 Speaker 1: can just literally look at nothing. My friend Sara Lena 309 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:12,360 Speaker 1: is trying to compile. She's noticed that there after she 310 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 1: saw the Nickelodeon doc about like all the perverts that 311 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 1: were putting like sexual things in kids shows. She's like 312 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: obsessed with finding disgusting things in kids' cartoons because she's 313 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 1: watching them all the time because she has a one 314 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,160 Speaker 1: and a half year old And she's like, girls, I 315 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,920 Speaker 1: really think something weird is going on in this Bluey show. 316 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,360 Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm going there. Yesterday there was this 317 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,680 Speaker 1: beach scene. I was like, Bluey louis like from Australia. 318 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: It's so cute, it's so seems whenever I've seen it 319 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:42,400 Speaker 1: just seems like adults love it, kids love it. It 320 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: just seems. 321 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 2: Perverts. 322 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:50,120 Speaker 1: Okay, so she yeah, I think I think that the 323 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: whole country was formed on perverts. No, You're right, Australia 324 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,040 Speaker 1: does not have a perverted vibe to it, Like being there, 325 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 1: it was just so no one smokes weed in Australia. 326 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: Can I say that is the It's the weirdest thing. 327 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 1: If we have any Australian listeners, will you tell me 328 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: what it is about your country that makes you guys 329 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 1: not want to smoke weed? And I swear to God, Brian, 330 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,320 Speaker 1: when I was there, I was like looking for anything, 331 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,000 Speaker 1: just because I didn't bring it on the plane. But 332 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 1: I was like just saying, everyone's getting wasted. They drink 333 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,360 Speaker 1: a lot. And Chris was saying it's because they drink 334 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: so much they don't need it, and I'm like, but 335 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: we drink a lot here too, And I don't know 336 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 1: if you've read recently, pot has exceeded like pot use 337 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 1: in adults is more than alcohol use. 338 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, which is crazy. 339 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, Pot's on top. But anyway, I was asking Australia like, 340 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:40,000 Speaker 1: does anyone have like a vape? Like just I want 341 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 1: a little hit at something so I can let loose 342 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:46,120 Speaker 1: at this wedding And people go, no, no, my, we 343 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: don't really do that here. But how are they talking? 344 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: I fucked it up and yeah, noy NOI And I 345 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: was like, why don't you guys smoke weed? 346 00:15:59,560 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 2: Like? 347 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 1: And they go it's illegal, and I go, oh, that 348 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 1: didn't stop us. Yeah what the fuck? Yeah? I go 349 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 1: that means nothing like less fun doing it now because 350 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: it's legal, Like I want to do it less because 351 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:17,080 Speaker 1: it's so legal. But yeah, they just don't do it. 352 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,280 Speaker 1: And I'm like, what is it about Americans? Like what 353 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,560 Speaker 1: does pop give us that Australians are like, yeah, we 354 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,600 Speaker 1: got we're good man. We just what is it? 355 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 2: We're a more stressful country that's focused on success in 356 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,720 Speaker 2: our capitalists environs, and Australians have tall poppy syndrome. They 357 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,040 Speaker 2: don't even want to succeed if they can. 358 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, for people who don't know, tall poppy syndrome is 359 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 1: that if you are an Australian and you get too 360 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: big for your bridges, the tall poppy rises up above 361 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:46,080 Speaker 1: all the poppies, they chop it off. They don't like it. 362 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,360 Speaker 1: They don't like you to flaunt your wealth. There. I 363 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,320 Speaker 1: heard though, in because I have some famous Australian friends 364 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: who have had to like kind of play it like 365 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,880 Speaker 1: they can't Like if it gets out that they buy 366 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:02,160 Speaker 1: a nice car, people are like, oh what do you? 367 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,840 Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? Whereas in America it's 368 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:07,760 Speaker 1: like that's if you can't afford things, you get things 369 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,480 Speaker 1: that you can't afford, so you look like you might 370 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,960 Speaker 1: have money. But in Australia they're toning it down. But 371 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 1: recently I I've heard that they are being a little 372 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: bit chiller about it, and it's like it's almost like 373 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,760 Speaker 1: not tall poppy syndrome, but like you got to be 374 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,640 Speaker 1: like really like, I don't know, it's it's they're they're 375 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,439 Speaker 1: getting more Americanized. 376 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,400 Speaker 2: In that way that makes sense. I mean the whole 377 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 2: world is really. 378 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, but me, But what I will say about Bluey 379 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,879 Speaker 1: is that the clips because I go, send me the 380 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:35,040 Speaker 1: clips because I don't believe this. I don't want to 381 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:39,359 Speaker 1: know this. And it was I don't think it's bad. 382 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:43,400 Speaker 1: It was Bluey's on the beach and putting sand over himself. 383 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,159 Speaker 1: And then there's like a seashell you know when you 384 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:49,840 Speaker 1: turn a seashell around, not even it's like a clam 385 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 1: shell almost okay, and it combines in the back. It's 386 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 1: like the kind that you put on a puka shell necklace. 387 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,399 Speaker 1: They like it like clamps in the back and it 388 00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,439 Speaker 1: kind of looks like a vagina. Yeah, yeah, we like 389 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 1: put is holding that on a yeah, toothy Blue's like 390 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,600 Speaker 1: holding that near the crotch of the mermaid sand mermaid 391 00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,760 Speaker 1: bottom that he has. He's just holding it. It doesn't 392 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 1: look like anyone's trying to do anything interesting. And then 393 00:18:15,359 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: there's another scene where you know those like little clamshells 394 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,600 Speaker 1: that pop out of the sand and then they squirt 395 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,240 Speaker 1: water as a defense. They liked they supertout water. 396 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,480 Speaker 2: God, I've never seen, but I can imagine. 397 00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:32,000 Speaker 1: I think they're more frequent in Australia than the States, 398 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,919 Speaker 1: and so that's why they ended up in this. But 399 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:37,400 Speaker 1: she was like, that looks like a penis, like ejaculating. Yeah, 400 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,560 Speaker 1: And I'm like, but just because something in nature looks 401 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 1: like a penis doesn't mean kids shouldn't learn about it. 402 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,360 Speaker 2: That's right, there is a thing. 403 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 1: It doesn't mean like that means that person was like 404 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,000 Speaker 1: jerking off to the idea of kids watching this. This 405 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:49,920 Speaker 1: is just yeah. 406 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,159 Speaker 2: And also it's a common thing in Australia. It's fine. 407 00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:56,360 Speaker 2: But yeah, no, there's there was another scene where Blue 408 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 2: was at the at the beach I think was that 409 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:03,000 Speaker 2: a pool, and he was like looking at a. 410 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,080 Speaker 1: Picture of deep thirting a cucumber. 411 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 2: That was going to be my joke. 412 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,520 Speaker 1: Yet I could see, well, I know I knew where 413 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: you were going. 414 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:11,960 Speaker 2: I don't believe. 415 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 1: I don't trust you anymore because whenever I feel like 416 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,159 Speaker 1: really safe with you about a story. I now I 417 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:22,640 Speaker 1: go into defense mode. Yet you're not taking me down 418 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 1: a road I can trust. No. But I think that 419 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,200 Speaker 1: there are perverts doing this stuff, but I don't think 420 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: Blue is one of them, and I would I think 421 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 1: parents that are bored watching cartoons keep an eye up 422 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,280 Speaker 1: for the stuff because adults are trying to make jokes 423 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:41,640 Speaker 1: because they're bored with their job. And send me any 424 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: that you see because I'm fascinated by it. I mean, 425 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: the Nickelodeon stuff was egregious. Did you watch that? 426 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:49,280 Speaker 2: I have watched it yet, set I don't even know 427 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 2: if I want to. 428 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,080 Speaker 1: They just okay, So they made one was Ariana Grande 429 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 1: trying to get She was trying to juice a potato. 430 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:00,879 Speaker 1: So she's trying to get out of a potatoes. So 431 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 1: she's doing like this with the potato and she's like, 432 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 1: I can't get it. It just won't come out, and 433 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,160 Speaker 1: she's kind of like giving a hand job to the potato. 434 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. 435 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,960 Speaker 1: Then there's another one where she there's one where Jamie 436 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: Lin spears on Zoe one O one or whatever that 437 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:18,640 Speaker 1: show is, is getting a squirt like squirting like a 438 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,159 Speaker 1: goo on her face and it just looks like a cumshot, 439 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:22,159 Speaker 1: like it's And this is. 440 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 2: The documentary saying that the producers on purpose were doing 441 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,720 Speaker 2: this to get sexual content from there. 442 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't like trying to fuck the kids, not 443 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,320 Speaker 1: in I don't think in this particular this wasn't. It 444 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:35,880 Speaker 1: was a way to exploit children, for sure, for their 445 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,320 Speaker 1: own little jollies of like, this is an inside joke 446 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,879 Speaker 1: with us. So there were people on set trying to 447 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,359 Speaker 1: fuck kids, and they did fuck kids, But the guys 448 00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:45,600 Speaker 1: that were writing this stuff, I don't think. But it 449 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,400 Speaker 1: was all a culture of like taking advantage of these kids, 450 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,400 Speaker 1: making them do really disgusting things, making the kids who 451 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:55,200 Speaker 1: are black do even weirder things. Oh, and like making 452 00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: all the boys wear spandex suits as much as they 453 00:20:58,280 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: could so that they would have their like so they 454 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,440 Speaker 1: would just feel degraded. I mean, it's disgusting. Dan Schneider 455 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: is a fucking creep pervert discussion. 456 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,240 Speaker 2: Why would they do to the kids. 457 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: Because they're sadistic and because they get off on making 458 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,640 Speaker 1: they were bullies and they want these kids who and 459 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,439 Speaker 1: they are so in charge. And a running theme in 460 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,960 Speaker 1: all of these shows too was that Dan Snyder would 461 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 1: put himself in the show and the kids would be like, 462 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,919 Speaker 1: we fear the creator. They would call him like the 463 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 1: creat I forget what they called him, but they're like, 464 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:29,639 Speaker 1: he would like kind of talk on a box like 465 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,080 Speaker 1: Charlie's Angels and give them directives and they would be like, well, 466 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,720 Speaker 1: do whatever you say. Like he would write this for himself. 467 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,159 Speaker 1: There was a scene he wrote where he was in 468 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,440 Speaker 1: a hot tub. He was always getting massages on set 469 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 1: from women and probably cast members, but women in the 470 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,840 Speaker 1: you know, wardrobe department, would be like, we are we 471 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,880 Speaker 1: have eight costumes to make before noon and it's nine am, 472 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 1: and Dan is calling one of us down to set 473 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,359 Speaker 1: to massage him, and we would do it because we 474 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:55,879 Speaker 1: get fired on the spot if we did it. So 475 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:59,200 Speaker 1: is he in jail, No, but because he was able 476 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: to break he got fired. But he's still like he's 477 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:06,720 Speaker 1: still trying to have a career and he's such amaker 478 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: that they didn't care. They didn't care. Everyone knew about 479 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,520 Speaker 1: this and if this woman, yeah, it's like if this 480 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,320 Speaker 1: woman would have spoken up and been like, we're tired 481 00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 1: of giving him massages. This isn't part of our job, 482 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 1: they would have been immediately fired, no questions asked, because 483 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,160 Speaker 1: this guy was just churning out the content for Nickelodeon. 484 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: They didn't care. And these poor kids are just want 485 00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,640 Speaker 1: to be stars, so they agree to everything. The one 486 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: adult on the set who was like, there's something sneaky 487 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:33,880 Speaker 1: going on, well there too. There was a woman who 488 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,680 Speaker 1: her son she just want Her son just was like, Mom, 489 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,879 Speaker 1: please stop like ringing the alarm bell, like I just 490 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,280 Speaker 1: want to be an actor, like, don't call things out. 491 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,840 Speaker 1: So she kind of like was trying to do right 492 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,840 Speaker 1: by her son with what he wanted because he wanted 493 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: to stay on the show all that, you know, and 494 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,639 Speaker 1: so she wouldn't speak up as much as she wanted to. 495 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 1: And the other parents were just like, we don't see 496 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,960 Speaker 1: what you're seeing. And then there was a dad who 497 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 1: definitely noticed a weird relationship between his son Rake Bell. 498 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,879 Speaker 1: Turns out Drake Bell the famous drape Bell and this 499 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,480 Speaker 1: guy that was ended up being a rapist, a child 500 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: rapist convicted and ended up working for Disney after he 501 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: was convicted. Cool, Cool, How does that fucking happen? How 502 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,959 Speaker 1: is someone in jail in Rikers right now because they 503 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,440 Speaker 1: got a pot charge in nineteen ninety seven for weed 504 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:25,440 Speaker 1: for a less than an eighth of weed, and yet 505 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,480 Speaker 1: this guy got a job at Disney after he was convicted. 506 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,440 Speaker 2: It's like almost like a Benit like I had any 507 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,639 Speaker 2: special skills as a resume what they wanted that. 508 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 1: I really don't undert I know that there's some kind 509 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,520 Speaker 1: of explanation for me there of how this happens in 510 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,320 Speaker 1: our legal system, but I don't get it. I don't 511 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,760 Speaker 1: get how people that have ever they've recently introduced castration 512 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 1: in I think South Carolina or Georgia for pedophiles, and 513 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,399 Speaker 1: I think that's very interesting. That's all saying on that. 514 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: I think it's not a bad idea, but I could 515 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:58,160 Speaker 1: be proven wrong if you have the literature which proved 516 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,439 Speaker 1: me wrong. I just don't know how else to them, 517 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,080 Speaker 1: because no one will get these people help because no 518 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,040 Speaker 1: one wants to talk to them about what they're up to. 519 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,960 Speaker 1: So this is the next best thing, I guess to 520 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,560 Speaker 1: protect children, I don't know. Maybe just don't let your 521 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 1: kid be a child actor on a set run by 522 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 1: adults whose only motive is profit and not making child entertainment. 523 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 1: It's really only about money. We'll be right back after this. Oh, 524 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,159 Speaker 1: I got to tell you about a thing I did 525 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:29,440 Speaker 1: for SeaWorld after this, So we're back. So I got 526 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:35,440 Speaker 1: asked to, Like, see, I guess Peta asked me to 527 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 1: do this thing they're doing. There's a shareholder meeting at 528 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:47,480 Speaker 1: SeaWorld happening and okay, so it says our team would 529 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:50,399 Speaker 1: like to submit a question on your behalf. SeaWorld is 530 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,800 Speaker 1: holding its annual virtual Shareholder meeting on June thirteenth. As 531 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,359 Speaker 1: a shareholder, PETA has the right to attend these meetings 532 00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: and pose a question to executives in front of each 533 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:02,719 Speaker 1: shareholder present. So Peter's shareholder in SeaWorld. That seems crazy. 534 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 2: That seems yeah, like a conflict of interest. 535 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,800 Speaker 1: But maybe that's their way of like monitoring what's going 536 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,240 Speaker 1: on there and having a say in it. 537 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,840 Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. I've heard bad things about Pete. 538 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,159 Speaker 2: I don't really fully trust them either. Who knows what 539 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 2: they're like what you hear I've just I've just heard that, 540 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,399 Speaker 2: you know, a typical charity that's actually run for profit, 541 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,200 Speaker 2: Like the people at the top are just making money 542 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,359 Speaker 2: off of the off of exploiting people who want to 543 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:26,960 Speaker 2: help animals. 544 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 1: Oh, I know that a lot of their thing is 545 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:34,320 Speaker 1: like PETA would prefer to put down animals then just 546 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,440 Speaker 1: have them in like a cage for the rest of 547 00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: their lives. 548 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:38,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's wild. 549 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:41,680 Speaker 1: I don't think so, but I won't say anymore on that. 550 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,680 Speaker 1: Would you would? I? I would rather die than just 551 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,000 Speaker 1: stay in a concrete cage the rest of my life, 552 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,000 Speaker 1: covered in my own feces. What about you? 553 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess. I mean, it's it's an extreme stance, 554 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:57,120 Speaker 2: but I can see I can see that as a potential. 555 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:59,760 Speaker 1: I don't know all the details, so don't fucking don't 556 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,680 Speaker 1: make me to task on this. I don't. I'm not 557 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:06,320 Speaker 1: saying but if given those two scenarios, I would like 558 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 1: to be sent away. 559 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 2: Well, the only one of the arguments for that is 560 00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,119 Speaker 2: the only reason we have all of those cows that 561 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 2: are in those cages is because we eat them. So 562 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,400 Speaker 2: if we never ate them, it would be like four 563 00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,119 Speaker 2: percent of the amount of cows on this earth then 564 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 2: there currently are. 565 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,720 Speaker 1: Well, that's what people always say, if we stop eating meat, 566 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,200 Speaker 1: what do we do with all the cows that have 567 00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,359 Speaker 1: are ready for And it's just like, let's just finish 568 00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,240 Speaker 1: them all off and then stop. 569 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then that's why they exist, that's why so 570 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,120 Speaker 2: many well taken. 571 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,159 Speaker 1: And why are people so concerned with the welfare of 572 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,520 Speaker 1: these cows that they were just eating a second ago? 573 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,040 Speaker 1: Is my question I'd like to pose. But what about 574 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 1: the poor cows that are now left over from this 575 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,800 Speaker 1: new law change. Anyway, So they said, our team would 576 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,840 Speaker 1: like to submit questions on your behalf. All you would 577 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,240 Speaker 1: need to do is sign off with the question below, 578 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,680 Speaker 1: which we've we've tweaked it to sound like it's coming 579 00:26:56,720 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: from you. Other people that are asking questions are Pamela Anderson, 580 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:05,120 Speaker 1: Joan Jet, Jillian Anderson, Gillian Anderson, Jillian Anderson. I said 581 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,520 Speaker 1: it's Jill, is it? Oh you know you had an 582 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 1: alien podcast X files. 583 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 2: Oh oh yeah, that's Jillian. 584 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,959 Speaker 1: Okay, thank you, speaking of Gillian Jacobs and Laala Kent. Yes, yes, 585 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,400 Speaker 1: you were. 586 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:19,879 Speaker 2: So. 587 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,119 Speaker 1: Anyway, uh So, they want to ask a question to 588 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,040 Speaker 1: allow us to call attention to SeaWorld's continued cruelty. I think, 589 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is a good thing. I 590 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 1: think Peter's in the right place. 591 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,200 Speaker 2: Or is it Chris is nickname SeaWorld? Yeah it is, 592 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,880 Speaker 2: so every time you say it, I think you're talking 593 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 2: about him. So there it is interested in SeaWorld's cruelty. 594 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:43,200 Speaker 1: Huh yeah, Oh, I've got some stories for them. No, okay, 595 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:49,119 Speaker 1: so he keeps me in a tank. Okay, So here 596 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,560 Speaker 1: here's the statement they wrote for me. Okay, and then 597 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,200 Speaker 1: I want to say, comedians have My name is Nicki Glazer, 598 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,920 Speaker 1: and I have a question on behalf of Peta. They're 599 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 1: gonna read this for me. By the way, this is 600 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,680 Speaker 1: what they wrote for me. Can Medians have made a 601 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,480 Speaker 1: variety of jokes about SeaWorld throughout the years, myself included, 602 00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,639 Speaker 1: whether on Late Night or Saturday Night Live or in 603 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,000 Speaker 1: a comedy special. Audiences laugh at these jokes because they 604 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,879 Speaker 1: agree with them. We laughed because we collectively recognize the 605 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 1: absurdity of forcing dolphins and whales to live and die 606 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: in tanks when they're meant for something as expansive and 607 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,400 Speaker 1: brilliant as the ocean. By the way, By the way, 608 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 1: the ocean is a big body of water where sea 609 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 1: life thrives. In case any SeaWorld execs haven't. 610 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,679 Speaker 2: Heard of it, Oh shit, Oh my god, someone's. 611 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:32,119 Speaker 1: A little nineteen year old brat. Yeah, and my mom's 612 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,520 Speaker 1: a bitch. If you impregnated a human against their will 613 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:37,399 Speaker 1: force their child to live in a bathtub for their 614 00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:40,080 Speaker 1: entire life, and made them entertain you you'd go to prison. 615 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: So my question is so, my question is when. So 616 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: my question is when, not if, but when will SeaWorld 617 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: stop forcibly impregnating dolphins and whales and sentencing them to 618 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,040 Speaker 1: this miserable fate. It would be a joy to leave 619 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: SeaWorld off of my set list. I liked the sentiment. 620 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,040 Speaker 1: I liked how they're like, you know what I liked 621 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 1: about that was that they said that the reason people 622 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,520 Speaker 1: laugh is because they agree with me and they know 623 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:07,760 Speaker 1: SeaWorld's involved in cruelty, right, And the joke I made 624 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 1: in my special, well, I'll get to that. So here's 625 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,240 Speaker 1: here's my here's my thing I sent back to them. 626 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:15,400 Speaker 2: You know what I hate with phone apps when you 627 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,440 Speaker 2: are like trying to switch between apps and it has 628 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,320 Speaker 2: to like reload. When when you open here with that, 629 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 2: it's like I'm looking at my email, I'm trying to 630 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,640 Speaker 2: transfer it to my notes app or something, and then 631 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,400 Speaker 2: when I go back to my email, like has to 632 00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 2: go back to the original email screen and I have 633 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,240 Speaker 2: to go back into the email or have sports scores 634 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,320 Speaker 2: on Yahoo's Sports and I want to go back to 635 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 2: Hulu to look at the game, and. 636 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 1: I got to start up their little logo first. 637 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I go back to Yahoo's Sports and 638 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 2: it reloads the original score, like why. 639 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 1: Can't say that ship? And here's another Oh how many 640 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 1: times has this happened? You're on Instagram and you you 641 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 1: open up Instagram and there's a real playing that You're like, oh, 642 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 1: I can't wait to watch this, and then some reason, 643 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 1: you like hit part of the screen or your Instagram decides, 644 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,840 Speaker 1: you know, we're actually gonna start over, like we wouldn't 645 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,720 Speaker 1: start from the top and refresh, And then that reel 646 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: is gone forever because there was nothing. 647 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 2: No, it's you can't find it, you can't scroll, it's gone. 648 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: It's gone because you don't know who made it. It 649 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: was just a girl talking in her bathroom about some 650 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,840 Speaker 1: new kind of blush technique that is going to give 651 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: you an eye lift, and I needed to know what 652 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,760 Speaker 1: she said. I'll never find it again because I don't 653 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 1: know who that girl was. It was suggested content, so 654 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,600 Speaker 1: I don't already follow her, and I'll never get it back. 655 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,200 Speaker 1: I'll never get that video back of Taylor swift looking 656 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,880 Speaker 1: fine as hell, you know, wiping some a snot and 657 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,200 Speaker 1: then hitting a note that is amazing or whatever it 658 00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: is that I wanted to see that she did, which 659 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,640 Speaker 1: was so cool, And it's gone forever because the algorithm 660 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: decides to just like refresh for me. 661 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:50,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so annoying. Yes, I need. 662 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 1: I can't take it. It makes me want to like, 663 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: I can't believe they haven't figured that out yet. 664 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 2: You. 665 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: Another thing I cannot believe they haven't figured out is like, 666 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,120 Speaker 1: why do I ever And maybe I've said this before, 667 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: Why do I ever need to type in Saint Louis 668 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:09,960 Speaker 1: when I am putting in my address? Why is the 669 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,080 Speaker 1: zip code not getting a Saint Louis and Missouri boom 670 00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 1: covering those? I don't have to scroll down to the 671 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: MS and find the Sorry, why isn't a zip code 672 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: the first thing you put in? And then you start 673 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 1: typing your address and it buy that zip code starts 674 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,960 Speaker 1: giving you suggestions? Why is it everything like that? 675 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,960 Speaker 2: You should go? You should think even bigger. The phone 676 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 2: should know your location, which it already does, and just 677 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 2: suggests we are dumb. 678 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 1: It's playing dumb did last summer and it's asking you 679 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,520 Speaker 1: would you do it? Knows it's such bullshit. 680 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:47,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many things that I'm just like, how does. 681 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,600 Speaker 1: This not know this thing? Or or it will like 682 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: I will type in I will say like, oh, leave 683 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,880 Speaker 1: that package for Nicki Glazer and it you know, I'll 684 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,440 Speaker 1: do the voice command and it will type in Mickey 685 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:02,560 Speaker 1: Glazer with two s's, and I go, how many times 686 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 1: on this device have I filled in my fucking name? 687 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 2: Yeah? 688 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,360 Speaker 1: I mean, I mean my ducking name. At least it's 689 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,280 Speaker 1: got that right now. 690 00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it still does ducking for me. It does 691 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 2: so many. So many of those auto corrects are terrible. 692 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 2: But then we all say that AI is going to 693 00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,240 Speaker 2: come in and take over the world, and it's like, 694 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440 Speaker 2: we will figure out how to get autocorrect right in 695 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:26,960 Speaker 2: our phones. AI is. This is what AI is going 696 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,200 Speaker 2: to be for the next How long have we had 697 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,560 Speaker 2: this stuff on our phones? Like fifteen years now twenty 698 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,080 Speaker 2: years and it's still shitty and mistake written? 699 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Like the way that if you will 700 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,840 Speaker 1: dictate a text to someone and you just start talking 701 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 1: like a paragraph of text and you say it really 702 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,240 Speaker 1: perfectly and you fucking nail it. You're putting on the periods, 703 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: and it will just throw in commas everywhere, which is 704 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,240 Speaker 1: not good. I would rather it not put in commas 705 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: and have it be a run on sentence because then 706 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,760 Speaker 1: I know where to go in and put the commas 707 00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: later on, because I didn't say commas throwing it just 708 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: sometimes Anya is such a like Anya knows perfect grammar, 709 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:06,680 Speaker 1: and I know she judges people based on their spelling 710 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,160 Speaker 1: mistakes and grammar, Like I just know who she is 711 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: and like, well she'll think less of so just slightly 712 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,400 Speaker 1: because I do too. And so whenever I write her 713 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: a paragraph, I always have to say, by the way 714 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,640 Speaker 1: I dictated this, do not think that I think there 715 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,960 Speaker 1: should be a comma after every subject or whatever? Do 716 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:24,840 Speaker 1: you have that? Does it happen to you where? And commas? 717 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,800 Speaker 2: You em were in middle school when you first learned 718 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,760 Speaker 2: about the comma, and then that's what it is. 719 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,360 Speaker 1: Had it is seriously a sixth grader writing their first 720 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,480 Speaker 1: five paragraph essay about why whales are better than dolphins, 721 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,040 Speaker 1: which brings me back to the sea world thing. So 722 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,760 Speaker 1: this is my modification of it, right, So this is 723 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: what I sent back Brian. My name is Nicky, and 724 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,520 Speaker 1: I have a question. My name is nicky. Mickey Glazer 725 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,880 Speaker 1: and I have a question on behalf of PETA. I'm 726 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 1: sure you've noticed the uptick and comedians making jokes reference 727 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,440 Speaker 1: in the SeaWorld in the past ten years. I actually 728 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,479 Speaker 1: just referenced you guys last month and my latest special 729 00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:57,240 Speaker 1: in case you didn't see it. The joke I told 730 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,160 Speaker 1: was about how I am experiencing vaginal dryness lately. I 731 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: said that I longed for my twenties when I was 732 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,920 Speaker 1: quote constantly wet end quote Then I said, it's because 733 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,600 Speaker 1: in my twenties I worked at SeaWorld and animal cruelty 734 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,000 Speaker 1: turns me on. I'm sure you're not laughing, but I 735 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,239 Speaker 1: will tell you the audience there that night really enjoyed it. 736 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 1: And the reason they laughed was because what I said 737 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,839 Speaker 1: is true. Everyone knows what you're up to over there. 738 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:19,160 Speaker 1: We know that you force dolphins and whales to live 739 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,200 Speaker 1: and die in your tiny, tragic tanks when they're meant 740 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:23,399 Speaker 1: for something as expansive, as brilliant as ocean. I didn't 741 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,040 Speaker 1: change that sentence. 742 00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:24,440 Speaker 2: I liked it. 743 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,759 Speaker 1: I don't think all of you are bad people. I 744 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 1: bet you love animals, and deep down you know what 745 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,920 Speaker 1: you do is wrong, But you're blinded by the profit 746 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,440 Speaker 1: you make off of people who come to see your 747 00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,880 Speaker 1: shows who don't yet know the truth. Oh but they 748 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: will know it eventually, and they'll stop coming. I can't 749 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,560 Speaker 1: wait for when they do. But until then, you've the 750 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,239 Speaker 1: chance to do the right thing by the animals you 751 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,440 Speaker 1: claim to love so much. Please, for the love of God, 752 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,400 Speaker 1: stop imprisoning and forcibly impregnating dolphins and whales and sentencing 753 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,880 Speaker 1: them to a miserable fate. I'd love to leave your 754 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,400 Speaker 1: company out of my jokes, therefore allowing me to focus 755 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,920 Speaker 1: on the other pressing humanitarian issues. Thereby allowing me to 756 00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,600 Speaker 1: focus on other pressing humanitarian issues, like my vaginal dryness. 757 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,120 Speaker 1: I thought it'd be funny to like make some jokes 758 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:04,320 Speaker 1: in it. 759 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,000 Speaker 2: Yes, right, I agree. I liked that version a lot better. 760 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,840 Speaker 1: Thank you. Well. They sent back, well, I'm so sorry, 761 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: but we can only have a thousand words, so they 762 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,960 Speaker 1: took out all the jokes, and then I had to 763 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,799 Speaker 1: sneak them back in and I put what did I put? 764 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,680 Speaker 1: Oh the end one? As me's writing back, I said, 765 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: they took out my. 766 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,640 Speaker 2: Quoting my only have a thousand words. 767 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,560 Speaker 1: Because they didn't want me to say vaginal dryness at 768 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,239 Speaker 1: a sharehold greeting. But you know what, I think that 769 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,480 Speaker 1: wakes people up in a fucking shareholder meeting, Like, and 770 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,239 Speaker 1: it's from Nicki Klazer. Everyone knows my style. And if 771 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,960 Speaker 1: you don't get on board, so. 772 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,560 Speaker 2: Boring, just have a bunch of slaverties being like this 773 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:47,400 Speaker 2: is bad and it's tragic and I hate it. You 774 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,960 Speaker 2: need someone in there to be entertaining. 775 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,160 Speaker 1: So that, yes, we would. 776 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,080 Speaker 2: You just said vagina. 777 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,600 Speaker 1: So what did change I changed it to? I actually 778 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,160 Speaker 1: were just referenced to you guys last month in my 779 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,560 Speaker 1: latest special. You should watch it. I'm sure you won't laugh, 780 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,520 Speaker 1: but boy did the audience that night and so and 781 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,959 Speaker 1: then I said it all the is the same until 782 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 1: the end because they took out the vaginal dryness joke, 783 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,239 Speaker 1: and I said, I'd love to leave your company out 784 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: of my uh, out of my jokes and work on 785 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,800 Speaker 1: calling out circuses next. So that that was just like 786 00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:18,120 Speaker 1: something I could add in. But yeah, it's just sometimes 787 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,120 Speaker 1: I just get this like fire in my belly where 788 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,759 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm gonna just like say something like, oh, 789 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 1: I nailed it, Like I just wrote that out. So quickly, 790 00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:26,279 Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, I can't wait 791 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,000 Speaker 1: for someone to have to read this on a zoom 792 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:32,200 Speaker 1: to these all these like uptight suits and and then 793 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,040 Speaker 1: they just take out the zest. But I will say 794 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,759 Speaker 1: Peta did come up with a cool They came up 795 00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,719 Speaker 1: with the tagline for my poster that I did, you know, 796 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:44,640 Speaker 1: the naked photo shoot that was, uh, don't never I 797 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,239 Speaker 1: never steal anyone's material or something like that. It was 798 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: I forget it now. But it was a good tagline 799 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,000 Speaker 1: that I did not write. And everyone was like, that's 800 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,400 Speaker 1: so good, Nikki, and I was like, I didn't do it, 801 00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,399 Speaker 1: Peta did it. But Peta was cool when they came 802 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,200 Speaker 1: when I did the shoot with them, because I was 803 00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,560 Speaker 1: super scared when I went to the shoot, like my 804 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,080 Speaker 1: mom came with me, and I was like, mom, do 805 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,320 Speaker 1: not wear any leather, Like don't have any leather on 806 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:08,000 Speaker 1: your shoe, Like make sure you know you don't kick 807 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,399 Speaker 1: any dogs on the way in. Make sure that there's 808 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,000 Speaker 1: no bird shit on your car, like I don't even know, 809 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,560 Speaker 1: like they might be like your car blocked this bird 810 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,959 Speaker 1: from shitting in the grass where it's meant to bolt shit, 811 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:20,680 Speaker 1: or you know, I don't know how insane these people 812 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:23,279 Speaker 1: are gonna be. But we got there and I was 813 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:24,880 Speaker 1: kind of talking to them about stuff, and I go, 814 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,879 Speaker 1: this person, it's made of apples. It's not real leather. 815 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,800 Speaker 1: I like, walk in immediately like I swear, and they go, 816 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,680 Speaker 1: we don't care. And the representatives they sent to me 817 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,160 Speaker 1: were actually pretty chill, and I would like to share 818 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,479 Speaker 1: that not everyone at PETA is insane and it's gonna 819 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,160 Speaker 1: make you feel no, some of them are, and we 820 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,719 Speaker 1: need those people to be loud and like not take 821 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,920 Speaker 1: any kind of excuses or that you might have for 822 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,320 Speaker 1: doing what you do. But they I was talking to 823 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:54,839 Speaker 1: them about my mom was kind of like asking like, well, 824 00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: what about you know, I don't even think you should 825 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,839 Speaker 1: do use leather because she was trying to like fit 826 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,480 Speaker 1: in even though she absolutely believes in leather. And they go, oh, 827 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 1: used is fine, And I was like what and they're like, yeah, 828 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,480 Speaker 1: if it's like already, yeah, if you want to thrift, 829 00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:13,000 Speaker 1: yeah totally. And then I was wearing in the shot 830 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,360 Speaker 1: that I shot. I brought a bunch of shoes for 831 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,520 Speaker 1: the shoe because that's all the wardrobe I had right 832 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,680 Speaker 1: to supply. Because I was naked, and I brought in 833 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:27,879 Speaker 1: these leopard platform heels and I'm wearing them in the shot. 834 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,120 Speaker 1: You can go look at it, but and I go, 835 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,799 Speaker 1: are these okay? They're leopard? I just don't want people 836 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,560 Speaker 1: to be like, why is it okay to use fake 837 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,360 Speaker 1: leopard because it's obviously not real leopard there is I 838 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:42,560 Speaker 1: don't think anyone has real leopard things. Maybe in Dubai. 839 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,560 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And they go, no, it's fine, like and 840 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:48,640 Speaker 1: I go, but isn't that bad to like even use 841 00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,000 Speaker 1: animal print fakely? And they're like no, who cares. They're like, seriously, 842 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,759 Speaker 1: it's fine. Like we encourage like using fake stuff, fake 843 00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:58,200 Speaker 1: it all day, like, just don't use real stuff. And 844 00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,800 Speaker 1: then I saw the shot and it was me and 845 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,719 Speaker 1: these leopard print sandals, and I just know people hate 846 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,560 Speaker 1: Peta so much they'll use any and vegans, they'll use 847 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,120 Speaker 1: any kind of reason to dismantle what we're doing. So 848 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,600 Speaker 1: I knew comments would be like why is she wearing 849 00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 1: leopard print? Like it would just distract from my tits. 850 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,440 Speaker 1: So I had them photoshop the heels to be black 851 00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:20,120 Speaker 1: because I was like, I just don't want trouble. But 852 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,080 Speaker 1: Pete was like we don't care use leopard, and I 853 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:26,239 Speaker 1: thought that was an interesting choice that they were just like, oh, 854 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,360 Speaker 1: that's fine, but I will say that sorry. I was 855 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,680 Speaker 1: getting a I'm just I'm getting a new car, you know. 856 00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,000 Speaker 1: And I've been test driving all these Mercedes, and I 857 00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,680 Speaker 1: told my sister about this one that I was gonna get, 858 00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,120 Speaker 1: and she was like, what's the anterior? And I was like, 859 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,839 Speaker 1: she goes what and I was like, so she goes, 860 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:45,400 Speaker 1: it's leather, and I go yeah, because they don't I 861 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,719 Speaker 1: don't know what, like, there's no I like, was just 862 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,040 Speaker 1: like stumbling over my words. And she goes, you just 863 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,960 Speaker 1: did a campaign with Peta about not wearing leather. And 864 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,880 Speaker 1: I go, I'm not gonna wear the car, you know. 865 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:58,759 Speaker 1: And I go, no, you're right, thank you, because this 866 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,759 Speaker 1: is a good reminder, like Eve in me as this 867 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:04,480 Speaker 1: like I am all about doing the right thing by animals. 868 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,239 Speaker 1: Even I can be like, but I want it, but 869 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,920 Speaker 1: this is the one I want. I don't want the 870 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:11,759 Speaker 1: car that has the cloth interior. That's not as good. 871 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,080 Speaker 2: And she just cars have real leather, and the non 872 00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,719 Speaker 2: fancy cars have have fake leather. You have to get ah, 873 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:19,560 Speaker 2: it doesn't. 874 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:22,480 Speaker 1: Feel as good and guess what I don't get to. 875 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,360 Speaker 1: I always use that argument for people who are like, 876 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,160 Speaker 1: but I love milkshakes. I'm just like, Okay, well sorry, 877 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,840 Speaker 1: that doesn't mean you get to abuse animals just because 878 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,600 Speaker 1: you like something. So she really like threw it back 879 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,359 Speaker 1: in my face, and I loved that. And I even 880 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,960 Speaker 1: I like when I catch myself messing up in the 881 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 1: way that I call other people out for. And I 882 00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,640 Speaker 1: was able to go, like, Nikki, no, you don't get 883 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,239 Speaker 1: the car you want just because you want it because 884 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:49,400 Speaker 1: it has leather interior, and that's not cool. So I 885 00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,920 Speaker 1: found one that has fake leather. Oh nice, and I 886 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,399 Speaker 1: think I'm going. 887 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,640 Speaker 2: To do that. I prefer non leather leather interiors. I 888 00:40:56,640 --> 00:41:00,359 Speaker 2: don't like how hot it gets and sticky it gets, 889 00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,800 Speaker 2: and you can you can people say like, oh, you 890 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:06,480 Speaker 2: can't clean a cloth one. You can easily clean a 891 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,239 Speaker 2: cloth one. You can just get carpet cleaner if you 892 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,800 Speaker 2: get a stain on it or something, right, I prefer 893 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,320 Speaker 2: non leather. I also don't really like how how the 894 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,960 Speaker 2: leather smells for so long, but that's that's just me. 895 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,680 Speaker 1: It is weird. You're like sitting on animal skin that 896 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,240 Speaker 1: like an animal that was like skinned, it's it's terrible 897 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,560 Speaker 1: to think about, and Chris was saying, like he goes, 898 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,200 Speaker 1: I will say that I think most leather is a 899 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:33,759 Speaker 1: byproduct of like the meat industry, like they use the discarded. 900 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just like the Native American for using it. 901 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,440 Speaker 1: And I go, but then, but I don't want to 902 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,560 Speaker 1: partake in the meat industry even if it's like a 903 00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,840 Speaker 1: byproduct of So it's a byproduct of something else horrible. 904 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,759 Speaker 1: So everyone was right, I'm doing the right thing. I'm 905 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,600 Speaker 1: getting but I honestly I can't always do the right thing. 906 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:52,600 Speaker 1: There's things in my life. 907 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,840 Speaker 2: I drive yourself crazy. There's gonna be animal products and 908 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,120 Speaker 2: all sorts of things that you know and blue and 909 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,280 Speaker 2: like it, like the glue that holds together your whatever, 910 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 2: your your hair dryer. Might then you might find that 911 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,880 Speaker 2: you can't drive yourself insane, because no, you have to 912 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,279 Speaker 2: realize that you as an individual are not going to 913 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,359 Speaker 2: change the planet. But you can make you can. 914 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,400 Speaker 1: You do what you can. And that's what I always 915 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,880 Speaker 1: tell people. Even though I'm a vegan, I don't expect 916 00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,719 Speaker 1: everyone else to be vegan. You just try to make 917 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,000 Speaker 1: some choices here and there that aren't meat related and 918 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,000 Speaker 1: you do your best. 919 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,440 Speaker 2: And that's all I want, except to the corporations and 920 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,880 Speaker 2: the governments to make change. And that's all you can 921 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,080 Speaker 2: hope for once they're until they're only making. 922 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,640 Speaker 1: Dream Yeah, I mean it just do Like I was 923 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,720 Speaker 1: thinking about SeaWorld and how the people that probably started 924 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:41,840 Speaker 1: SeaWorld were the people that work there do love animals. 925 00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,719 Speaker 1: Why would you get into that? That was my dream 926 00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,080 Speaker 1: as a little girl was to be one of the 927 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,800 Speaker 1: women with the ponytails that gets pulled to the bottom 928 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,719 Speaker 1: by tillicum or whatever and drowned to death. I wanted 929 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,920 Speaker 1: to be that cute girl that was riding on the 930 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,239 Speaker 1: nose of a whale doing a show because I loved 931 00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,000 Speaker 1: animals and I thought those animals liked that. And so 932 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,480 Speaker 1: these people going to the show and working at zoos 933 00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:04,880 Speaker 1: and circuses, a lot of them love animals and they 934 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,840 Speaker 1: they want to be there to almost monitor what's going on. 935 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,880 Speaker 1: And so I know that deep down, but people just 936 00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:13,200 Speaker 1: get blinded by money. And that's what I was blinded by. 937 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,840 Speaker 1: For a second. I want a Mercedes. I want the 938 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,520 Speaker 1: nicest car, and the nicest cars have leather. I can't 939 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,000 Speaker 1: help that. That's just what they do, and I act 940 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,279 Speaker 1: like I have no say in it. And I caught 941 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:27,000 Speaker 1: myself even being kind of a shitty person. Not a 942 00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,839 Speaker 1: shitty person, but like, you know, just a capitalist. 943 00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, there might have been a kid out there who 944 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,120 Speaker 2: hated animals and was like I can't wait to do it. 945 00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,080 Speaker 1: Well now now the truth is out there. So if 946 00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,399 Speaker 1: you're a little shithead, like if you're a non yon 947 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,680 Speaker 1: Or and you want to abuse some animals, you know 948 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,880 Speaker 1: where to apply. Can we go to the SeaWorld? 949 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:45,759 Speaker 2: Can we spread that? 950 00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:46,760 Speaker 1: Can non Yonor? 951 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a great way. No one will know what 952 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,600 Speaker 2: you're talking about unless you're a bestie. And I feel 953 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:52,040 Speaker 2: I like it. 954 00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:55,279 Speaker 1: I think it's good because we reference people like that 955 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,080 Speaker 1: all the time on here. Yeah, and I think we 956 00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,080 Speaker 1: can all be non yon Or sometimes, like sometimes I 957 00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:03,239 Speaker 1: really have. Like the other day, Anya like showed us 958 00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,759 Speaker 1: all this video to her new music video, which is 959 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,640 Speaker 1: literally incredible. Anya was like a amazing figure skater when 960 00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:11,880 Speaker 1: she was a child, and then she had a catastrophic 961 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:13,520 Speaker 1: injury that like kind of took her out of it, 962 00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,120 Speaker 1: but she has all this old footage from her skating 963 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:17,799 Speaker 1: and then she has this new music video coming out 964 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,359 Speaker 1: with her footage of her skating now and she hasn't 965 00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,040 Speaker 1: skated like literally twenty seven thirty something years, I mean 966 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,799 Speaker 1: insane amount of time. Maybe she's skated once in that time, 967 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,920 Speaker 1: and she's so smooth. It comes right back to her. 968 00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,120 Speaker 1: The music video is one of the best she's ever done, 969 00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,759 Speaker 1: if not the best, I mean it's it's so good 970 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,800 Speaker 1: and the song is one of my favorite songs of 971 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,080 Speaker 1: hers and I'm so excited. I think it's coming out 972 00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,920 Speaker 1: this summer. But she like showed it to all of 973 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,759 Speaker 1: my friends and she posted this. You might have seen 974 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:46,080 Speaker 1: her story besie'es, but she posted a story of us 975 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,560 Speaker 1: all watching it last week and on my birthday, and 976 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,879 Speaker 1: Halla is here and Kirsten and Kirsten's pregnant as fuck. 977 00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:55,839 Speaker 1: Halla is just Halla just like is a person who 978 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:59,680 Speaker 1: emotes generously. And so they're sobbing because the song is 979 00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:02,640 Speaker 1: about life and death and nothing less forever, and there's 980 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,440 Speaker 1: all this footage of her as a kid, growing up 981 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,560 Speaker 1: through the years, and they're sobbing, and she's like, you know, 982 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,439 Speaker 1: filming Kirsten like like literally like red faced, puffy eyed, 983 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,319 Speaker 1: like you know, looks real tired, just getting called back. 984 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,879 Speaker 1: Halla sobbing, and then they get to me and I'm 985 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,000 Speaker 1: just like on my phone texting and I'm like, I'm sorry, 986 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,879 Speaker 1: I don't feel things in this way and I look 987 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,960 Speaker 1: such like a non Ya Honor. But I was in 988 00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:27,600 Speaker 1: that moment like I couldn't. I don't. I don't often 989 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:32,840 Speaker 1: cry when things are like make me happy or like that, 990 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,319 Speaker 1: or like touching I like and it especially I think 991 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:38,560 Speaker 1: there's a part of me that when everyone's crying, I'm 992 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:41,120 Speaker 1: just like, I'm not doing this, Like I don't wanna. 993 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,080 Speaker 1: Someone needs to be in control of this ship right 994 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:47,279 Speaker 1: now because we're going down and everyone's crying. I need 995 00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,239 Speaker 1: to be the one who's over here figuring out our 996 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,240 Speaker 1: dinner plans. And that's what I was in that moment. 997 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:54,440 Speaker 1: And I looked like a real non Ya. I looked 998 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,640 Speaker 1: like such a psychopath in this video. How about you? 999 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,840 Speaker 1: Do you feel like we've talked about crying on the 1000 00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,279 Speaker 1: show so much, When are you touched to the point 1001 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:01,680 Speaker 1: of crying? 1002 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:04,480 Speaker 2: Ranking? Well, I want to rank cries, and I got 1003 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:09,760 Speaker 2: to tell you happy crying is number two in the cry. 1004 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,040 Speaker 1: Rankings in terms of how it feels okay. 1005 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:18,040 Speaker 2: How it feels happy crying is number two. Sad crying 1006 00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:22,479 Speaker 2: is the bottom, obviously, Oh god, I think okay, no, okay, 1007 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,440 Speaker 2: set uh no. When you're really when you're full of 1008 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,280 Speaker 2: grief and you're crying, I think that's. 1009 00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,839 Speaker 1: Not Wait, you're talking about rankings in terms of how good, 1010 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,960 Speaker 1: how what, how good it feels to you, how good 1011 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,279 Speaker 1: it feels. See for me, ranking crying would be like 1012 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,480 Speaker 1: I have to watch someone do it, because I am 1013 00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,879 Speaker 1: not someone who cries enough to like actually have enough 1014 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,000 Speaker 1: data to collect and rank these. But I like, I 1015 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,760 Speaker 1: don't care when people cry from happiness. It is sweet 1016 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,359 Speaker 1: to watch when a little girl finds out she's going 1017 00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:53,560 Speaker 1: to Disney World and she's so overwhelmed that she starts crying, 1018 00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,720 Speaker 1: so fucking cute. But when you're an adult, get it together. 1019 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:59,000 Speaker 2: No, it feels good. 1020 00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,800 Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I wish I could feel that happy. 1021 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,400 Speaker 2: So happy crying is number two. I think brief crying 1022 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:12,120 Speaker 2: is number three. When you're crying in pain, that's the worst. 1023 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:16,440 Speaker 2: Oh no, but number one. You this weekend now, so 1024 00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,680 Speaker 2: I've I've cried quite a lot of less for weeks ahead. 1025 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:24,640 Speaker 2: At an opportunity to rank the cries, oh pain from pain, Yeah, 1026 00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:26,000 Speaker 2: I was crying in pain. But then I got to 1027 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:30,719 Speaker 2: experience the number one best cry. Uh really yea, the 1028 00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,279 Speaker 2: cry of relief is the. 1029 00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,200 Speaker 1: Cry of morphine. 1030 00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:36,279 Speaker 2: Yes, well, you know what it was. It was like 1031 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:40,120 Speaker 2: when someone even just like when when the doctor came 1032 00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,120 Speaker 2: in and I knew I was going to get help. 1033 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just from like. 1034 00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,840 Speaker 2: Someone's going to help me. 1035 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,600 Speaker 1: That's the best. 1036 00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:48,960 Speaker 2: That's number one cry, number one. 1037 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,560 Speaker 1: Oh that's so good. That's so good. I'm so glad 1038 00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,880 Speaker 1: you felt that. I'm so sorry you felt so much 1039 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,840 Speaker 1: pain that you cried. Like I was thinking about it yesterday. 1040 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,640 Speaker 1: I was telling Chris about that you were in ten 1041 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:02,520 Speaker 1: out of two and you were like for six hours. 1042 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,839 Speaker 1: I mean, I just that's trauma. Man. I hope you're 1043 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,960 Speaker 1: taking care of yourself this week because you've been through 1044 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,080 Speaker 1: like a traumatic event. 1045 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:13,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so, oh my godless. Yeah, but I 1046 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:18,600 Speaker 2: wanted to talk about the happy cry that yeah. 1047 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:18,960 Speaker 1: Please. 1048 00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,640 Speaker 2: Recently, there's this video you may have seen it. It 1049 00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:24,920 Speaker 2: was a viral video because these cries all happened in 1050 00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,640 Speaker 2: the span of a week, so I got really all 1051 00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:30,160 Speaker 2: the full gamut. Oh, there's this video of an episode 1052 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:34,320 Speaker 2: of Jenny Jones Show from the nineties. 1053 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,520 Speaker 1: I remember that show. 1054 00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:39,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and there's a they do. They're doing this 1055 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,600 Speaker 2: segment where they have like a drill sergeant come in 1056 00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,839 Speaker 2: from the like a drill sucker from the military. Yeah, 1057 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:49,080 Speaker 2: to scare straight little kids gay kids, you're trying to 1058 00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,160 Speaker 2: get them be straight. Yeah, yeah, you're gay. And it's 1059 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,120 Speaker 2: totally unacceptable. 1060 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I can't that would not be so perposterous 1061 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,280 Speaker 1: on a filled on a new show from the eighties, 1062 00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:58,840 Speaker 1: is like a sergeant yelling at a gay kid, like 1063 00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,120 Speaker 1: I could, I could act. We probably see that happening 1064 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,320 Speaker 1: in the nineties, but there weren't gay kids in the nineties. 1065 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 1: No one was gay in the nineties, at least not 1066 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:06,880 Speaker 1: in my school. 1067 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. They were either straight kids or they were really 1068 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:15,920 Speaker 2: straight kids. Yes, and that's how you knew. So, uh, 1069 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,799 Speaker 2: it's for kids who are like not were bad kids 1070 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,440 Speaker 2: who are treating their moms well whatever, And so the 1071 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,440 Speaker 2: parents bring the kids on. They have the drill startrant, 1072 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,560 Speaker 2: go you're gonna go to a military school and you're 1073 00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,440 Speaker 2: gonna be with me. So they have this little kid 1074 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,520 Speaker 2: and he's a bad kid or whatever, and the drill 1075 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,839 Speaker 2: you know what, do you know what's coming? 1076 00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,600 Speaker 1: I just like I think, yeah, I think, so keep 1077 00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,000 Speaker 1: going on. 1078 00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,120 Speaker 2: So the drill sergeant goes, do you do you want 1079 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:41,920 Speaker 2: to keep truting your mom like this? And he's just 1080 00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:44,120 Speaker 2: standing there being yelled at. He's like, you do you 1081 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,360 Speaker 2: want to come to me? Do you want me to 1082 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,160 Speaker 2: be your daddy for the next two months? He's like, 1083 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:52,960 Speaker 2: I'm gonna well, it's like I'll be taken, I'll be 1084 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,160 Speaker 2: in charge of him oka, and I'm yelling at you, 1085 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,960 Speaker 2: do you want me to be your daddy for the 1086 00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,279 Speaker 2: next two months? And the kid goes, yes, sir, and 1087 00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,920 Speaker 2: then he goes, what what you want you want me 1088 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:04,359 Speaker 2: to be? Why do you want me to be your daddy? 1089 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:07,280 Speaker 2: And then he goes because because I don't have a daddy, 1090 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,480 Speaker 2: and then everyone starts crying, and then goes, you don't know, 1091 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:13,239 Speaker 2: but daddy will come here, and then he hugs the 1092 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,279 Speaker 2: kid and then he and then he takes him off 1093 00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:18,640 Speaker 2: stage because he knows that the kid's being taken advantage 1094 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,040 Speaker 2: of in this moment, and he's like, we're not gonna 1095 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:24,160 Speaker 2: he might start crying. Yeah, it's so it's been so sweet. 1096 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,480 Speaker 1: Well you said it to me. If you could stumble 1097 00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,280 Speaker 1: upon it again. 1098 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,640 Speaker 2: I don't need to stumble upon it, and I have 1099 00:50:27,719 --> 00:50:28,000 Speaker 2: it in my. 1100 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:31,759 Speaker 1: Find it Okay, Oh my god, it's so sweet. Yeah. 1101 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,160 Speaker 2: So there's this there's this guy on YouTube who posted 1102 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,520 Speaker 2: that video ten years ago or whatever of this clip. 1103 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:41,160 Speaker 2: It went viral. It has something like thirty million views 1104 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,840 Speaker 2: or something like that. And then he came out a 1105 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,120 Speaker 2: couple a few years ago and said, I want to 1106 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,279 Speaker 2: make a documentary based on this kid and the chill 1107 00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,000 Speaker 2: sergeant and find out what happened to them. Yeah, and 1108 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,680 Speaker 2: so it was one of those videos where he posted 1109 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,440 Speaker 2: about Then he posted a year later and was like, 1110 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,520 Speaker 2: I'm still working on this, and then a year later 1111 00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,719 Speaker 2: everyone it's like, what the fuck, man, what are you doing? 1112 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:05,160 Speaker 1: Then he posted listen this YouTube channel did bring me 1113 00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,439 Speaker 1: a lot of joy, but I realize it's really taken 1114 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,719 Speaker 1: over my life. I'm he did the same speech that 1115 00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:12,680 Speaker 1: you say that they always give. 1116 00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,200 Speaker 2: I'm quitting YouTube. 1117 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:21,280 Speaker 1: Yes, that is a happy cry so sweet. Oh man, okay, 1118 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,080 Speaker 1: that's sweet. I'm trying to think of I cried the 1119 00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:29,719 Speaker 1: other night. I was if you want to cry, if 1120 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,080 Speaker 1: anyone's in the mood to cry, there's a Taylor Swift 1121 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,160 Speaker 1: song that she's never played live and she never will 1122 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,480 Speaker 1: play it live. But it's called It's called Ronan. She 1123 00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,839 Speaker 1: doesn't say the name in the song, but it's it's 1124 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:45,000 Speaker 1: about a kid who died of cancer or something when 1125 00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:47,600 Speaker 1: he was four, and it's from the perspective of his mom, 1126 00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:49,800 Speaker 1: who I think was a fan of Taylor Ships. I 1127 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:52,359 Speaker 1: forget how their song was written Swifties. I don't even 1128 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,760 Speaker 1: DM me about it. I can't handle it. But somehow 1129 00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,279 Speaker 1: she knew this family and this child passed, and she 1130 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,120 Speaker 1: wrote the song about that from the mother's perspective about 1131 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,160 Speaker 1: this kid, and it is the most heartbreaking song you've 1132 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,600 Speaker 1: ever heard. And I played it for Chris the other 1133 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,319 Speaker 1: day because we were playing each other songs that might 1134 00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,840 Speaker 1: make each other cry, and I started saw. I was 1135 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,400 Speaker 1: sobbing and it felt so good. It felt good. I 1136 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:18,640 Speaker 1: would ring that as a number one even though. What 1137 00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,040 Speaker 1: gets me, and I've said this before, is when people 1138 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,200 Speaker 1: that are living talk to dead people and act like 1139 00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:29,120 Speaker 1: they're still there. So they're like they're still talking to 1140 00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:33,440 Speaker 1: them as if they're there, or a letter or something 1141 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,600 Speaker 1: that a dead person is left behind is read posthumously 1142 00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:42,080 Speaker 1: talking from the afterlife. It all started for me when 1143 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:46,000 Speaker 1: Forrest Gump is talking to Jenny at the grave and saying, 1144 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,640 Speaker 1: you'd be He's so smart, Jenny, you'd be so proud. 1145 00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,120 Speaker 1: And I remember I got cracked open in fifth grade 1146 00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:55,240 Speaker 1: when that movie came out. That was like I couldn't function. 1147 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,680 Speaker 1: And there was another, the other movie that I haven't 1148 00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:00,960 Speaker 1: seen since it happened, but I think in eighth grade 1149 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,320 Speaker 1: I went to go see City of Angels, Meg Ryan 1150 00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:08,560 Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage and the end of the movie there's a 1151 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:13,600 Speaker 1: twist and I didn't see it coming, and it has 1152 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:16,520 Speaker 1: started my whole passion of movies ending tragic. I like 1153 00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,759 Speaker 1: when movies don't go what you're think they're gonna go, 1154 00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:22,040 Speaker 1: and it's Romeo and Juliet's like they both and that 1155 00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:25,560 Speaker 1: kind of happens in this tragedy. And I remember I 1156 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,279 Speaker 1: couldn't leave the theater because I was sobbing so hard, 1157 00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,040 Speaker 1: and my friends all kind of looked at each other, 1158 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,520 Speaker 1: like what's going on? And I couldn't stop crying. Is 1159 00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,520 Speaker 1: the only time in my life I really couldn't stop crying, 1160 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,000 Speaker 1: and it never happened again. It was so embarrassing. I 1161 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,640 Speaker 1: think I was just like, Nope, You're not doing this again. 1162 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,840 Speaker 1: And I just put that it was too embarrassing. I 1163 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:47,280 Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't stop. And it was all about Nicholas. 1164 00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,839 Speaker 1: It was about Meg Ryan on a bicycle at the end, 1165 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:51,680 Speaker 1: and she was free and she was finally gonna marry 1166 00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:53,759 Speaker 1: this angel that she was in love with through the 1167 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,960 Speaker 1: whole movie. And then she gets hit by a car 1168 00:53:56,160 --> 00:53:58,360 Speaker 1: and now she's an angel. And now he who just 1169 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:04,120 Speaker 1: became immortal a mortal, is now gonna be without her. 1170 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,160 Speaker 1: And now he is to have this relationship with an angel, 1171 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,680 Speaker 1: even though we just got out of a relationship where 1172 00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:09,399 Speaker 1: he was an angel. And it was just too much 1173 00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:10,879 Speaker 1: for me. And I don't even know why my eighth 1174 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,239 Speaker 1: grade brain like couldn't handle that, But that was that 1175 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:16,759 Speaker 1: was that. It was so good. I love movies that 1176 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,600 Speaker 1: don't give you what you want more. I want more 1177 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:25,320 Speaker 1: of that. Okay, we'll be back after this. Brian, what 1178 00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,239 Speaker 1: have you been watching recently? Anything good? 1179 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,719 Speaker 2: Well? Guess what's on? I guess what just started up again? 1180 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:31,839 Speaker 1: Uh? 1181 00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:33,439 Speaker 2: It's got talent? Bad? 1182 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,800 Speaker 1: Oh a GT talk about crying and they're not. 1183 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:38,080 Speaker 2: Yes. So that's why America's got talent, I think is 1184 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:42,080 Speaker 2: so good because when when the auditions go well, you 1185 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,840 Speaker 2: get a combination of happy crying and relief crying. 1186 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:46,440 Speaker 1: Got it. 1187 00:54:47,040 --> 00:54:49,399 Speaker 2: It's the relief from all the work you've been doing 1188 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,719 Speaker 2: finally paid off and someone's acknowledging you, plus the happiness 1189 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:55,279 Speaker 2: of succeeding. Yes, Oh it's so good. 1190 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,640 Speaker 1: You know what a relief cry. Remember when Noah told 1191 00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,000 Speaker 1: us that she her favor part of a hike, because 1192 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,520 Speaker 1: I was like, why do you like hikes? Maybe she 1193 00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,239 Speaker 1: didn't say this on air, but I was like, like, 1194 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:07,600 Speaker 1: I don't understand people who like hikes, and she was like, 1195 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,920 Speaker 1: I like it because when you see your car at 1196 00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,080 Speaker 1: the end of it, and that sense of relief, sure, 1197 00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:16,000 Speaker 1: when you're like, no, it's done. And I call bullshit 1198 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,279 Speaker 1: on enjoying things where you only like the end, you 1199 00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,480 Speaker 1: don't get to say you like now, I'm calling bullshit 1200 00:55:20,520 --> 00:55:22,800 Speaker 1: on no I love Noah and everything she does is perfect, 1201 00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,200 Speaker 1: But like I claim to like pilates, but I only 1202 00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,640 Speaker 1: like when it's over, So I don't really like pilates. 1203 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:33,000 Speaker 1: I like the feeling of dopamine I get from doing 1204 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,759 Speaker 1: something hard and completing it. By the way, I did 1205 00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,480 Speaker 1: discover because I just read a little bit and I 1206 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,960 Speaker 1: should have done this a long time ago. I'm trying 1207 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,719 Speaker 1: to figure out like why, I'm just trying to figure 1208 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,440 Speaker 1: out myself, right, like any Graham all those things. I 1209 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,160 Speaker 1: recently was like, I don't know the difference between dopamine 1210 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,600 Speaker 1: and serotonin, Like I really don't, do you know the difference? Uh? 1211 00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,520 Speaker 2: Not really? I just know that dopamine, oxytocin, serotonin, and endorphins, 1212 00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:58,120 Speaker 2: those are the happy chemics. 1213 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:01,600 Speaker 1: Well, I don't know we're oxytocin and doorphins fit into this, 1214 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:05,680 Speaker 1: But I do know the difference between serotonin and dopamine. 1215 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,000 Speaker 1: And serotonin is the feeling you get of like like 1216 00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:14,440 Speaker 1: of calmness, of sereneness, of joy, of just like a lasting, 1217 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:18,040 Speaker 1: pleasant feeling after you know you're at a spa or 1218 00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,759 Speaker 1: you're relaxing, or you feel like you're hugging your dog 1219 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,360 Speaker 1: and you feel this like love, fuzzy energy inside like 1220 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,440 Speaker 1: that feeling. Yes, and then dopamine is the feeling you 1221 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,160 Speaker 1: get And I'm paraphrasing, and I'm probably please, if you 1222 00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,720 Speaker 1: know more than me, slide into my DMS and educate 1223 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,560 Speaker 1: me more about this. But I believe dopamine is the 1224 00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:38,640 Speaker 1: feeling you get after you accomplish something where there's something 1225 00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:41,040 Speaker 1: has been. There's the relief the doctor walks in the 1226 00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:44,080 Speaker 1: room and it's like, oh, it's over, or like it's 1227 00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:46,560 Speaker 1: a surge. It's like it's an energizing thing of like 1228 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,840 Speaker 1: you find out that you just got something and that's like, 1229 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,279 Speaker 1: you know, Serotonin is the feeling that you have in 1230 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:54,800 Speaker 1: a committed, happy relationship where you feel safe and secure, 1231 00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:57,680 Speaker 1: and dopamine is what you feel when the rollercoaster is 1232 00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:59,040 Speaker 1: flying down the hill. 1233 00:56:59,239 --> 00:57:02,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. People say that when you exercise you get your 1234 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,680 Speaker 2: endorphins going, so I wonder if that's what endorphins. 1235 00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,960 Speaker 1: It's just like yeah, because I realize that I'm not 1236 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:11,200 Speaker 1: interested in serotonin. That is not what my body wants. 1237 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,960 Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like feeling safe. It 1238 00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:17,240 Speaker 1: makes me feel uneasy, like this is gonna be easy. 1239 00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:20,240 Speaker 1: I don't want it. I don't want to feel I 1240 00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,800 Speaker 1: don't like spas, like the idea of going to a spot. Okay, 1241 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,840 Speaker 1: this is insane when you go to get a massage. 1242 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:26,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if you've gotten to get facials or 1243 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:31,439 Speaker 1: massages at like a real nice spa, but I like, well, 1244 00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:34,360 Speaker 1: like even though well like a Korean bath spy. 1245 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,920 Speaker 2: I know you were making a joke rus No, No, 1246 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:37,640 Speaker 2: I wasn't I do go to I have gone to. 1247 00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:41,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, a lot of times girls will get there 1248 00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:44,840 Speaker 1: early and like get their locker and they'll give you 1249 00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:48,680 Speaker 1: like slippers and a robe, and then they'll they'll give 1250 00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,920 Speaker 1: you some cucumber water, and then they'll just bring you 1251 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,320 Speaker 1: to this waiting room where you sit with another woman 1252 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,640 Speaker 1: who's just had a treatment, who's kind of just on 1253 00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:59,280 Speaker 1: her phone waiting, and you sit and you listen. There's 1254 00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,600 Speaker 1: like trickling and it's so serene, and I'm like, what 1255 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:05,880 Speaker 1: are we doing? Like why just bring me back? 1256 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:06,160 Speaker 2: Now? 1257 00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,880 Speaker 1: I want to go to my massage now I don't 1258 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:11,080 Speaker 1: want to and then after your massage is supposed to 1259 00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:13,800 Speaker 1: wait in that room. I always get to these spas 1260 00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,080 Speaker 1: and I go, I don't need the robe, I don't 1261 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:17,160 Speaker 1: need the slippers, like I just let me just take 1262 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:19,120 Speaker 1: me to the room. I don't want to make it. 1263 00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:22,439 Speaker 1: And I think that's the difference between that's that's someone 1264 00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,760 Speaker 1: who like serotonin, is someone who really embraces the spa day. 1265 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,520 Speaker 1: I wish I were more like that, and I can't 1266 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:30,360 Speaker 1: force it. It's never gonna be who I am. I 1267 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,240 Speaker 1: feel incomfortable relaxing. 1268 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,400 Speaker 2: You know how you do that act out where you're acting. 1269 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,760 Speaker 2: I forgot which friend who like moves really deliberately and slowly. 1270 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much all my friends. 1271 00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:44,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love that act out. I've been doing 1272 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,600 Speaker 2: it this I've been doing I've been referencing you several 1273 00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:49,600 Speaker 2: times this weekend, saying like Nikki always act out, and 1274 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,520 Speaker 2: I feel like I experienced that because let me tell 1275 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:55,000 Speaker 2: you something. I was in Texas this weekend, and Texas, 1276 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:59,080 Speaker 2: almost everybody in Texas is doing that where they're just 1277 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:03,760 Speaker 2: like so slow. There's no urgency to anything at all. 1278 00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,640 Speaker 2: They're just like and and I, and they're used to it, 1279 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:08,320 Speaker 2: so no one's like freaking out. But I'm just sitting 1280 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:11,400 Speaker 2: there like, what the fuck is happening? Why is everybody 1281 00:59:11,920 --> 00:59:12,520 Speaker 2: so slow? 1282 00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:17,040 Speaker 1: It's it's it is a superpower to move that slow. 1283 00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:18,960 Speaker 1: I truly believe that I know people that move that 1284 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:23,640 Speaker 1: slowly cannot help it, but I watch it and marvel 1285 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,280 Speaker 1: it takes. It takes so much energy for me to 1286 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,120 Speaker 1: move that slow, and sometimes I try to do it 1287 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,200 Speaker 1: because I try to be like an a pilates girly 1288 00:59:31,280 --> 00:59:34,320 Speaker 1: when I go down to these classes that I take 1289 00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,760 Speaker 1: and I try to like set my locker and put 1290 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,760 Speaker 1: my crocs into my locker gently, and then set my 1291 00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:45,120 Speaker 1: phone gently and then unscrew my water like slowly and deliberately, 1292 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,800 Speaker 1: just to like fit in with the vibe of the class. 1293 00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:51,680 Speaker 1: And then also, my class is called legree. It's not 1294 00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,400 Speaker 1: even pilates. It's like it's called lagree. I don't know 1295 00:59:54,520 --> 00:59:57,240 Speaker 1: what it is, but it's like it means every rep 1296 00:59:57,320 --> 01:00:03,720 Speaker 1: you take, every rep you I should be five seconds long. 1297 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:09,040 Speaker 1: So when you go down to a squad, it's one, two, three, four, five. 1298 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:12,040 Speaker 1: Then you're in your squad one two, then you rise 1299 01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:16,280 Speaker 1: up and I am not sun I couldn't take it either. 1300 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,200 Speaker 1: Speed it up. I hope everyone's listening on two times 1301 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,520 Speaker 1: to speek for that section, because that was disgusting and 1302 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:22,880 Speaker 1: that was not on brand for me. But I the 1303 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,080 Speaker 1: other day I was in class and this girl afterwards 1304 01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:28,760 Speaker 1: was like big fan. It was really sweet. She was like, uh, 1305 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,600 Speaker 1: I love seeing you here. I think she worked there, 1306 01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:33,520 Speaker 1: and she goes, you gotta go slower, and I go, girl, 1307 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,680 Speaker 1: never gonna happen for me. I'm not doing it this 1308 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,440 Speaker 1: way because if I go slower, I'll give up because 1309 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:42,680 Speaker 1: I'm bored and it and it's harder. It is harder 1310 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:46,120 Speaker 1: to go slower. And I know myself and when something's hard, 1311 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:46,480 Speaker 1: I quit. 1312 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:47,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't go. 1313 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,160 Speaker 1: You can get through it, Nikki, Like something has to 1314 01:00:50,240 --> 01:00:53,480 Speaker 1: be about five percent harder than I'm willing to give 1315 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:55,880 Speaker 1: and then I'll stick with it. But if it's six percent, 1316 01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,200 Speaker 1: I'll go. This sucks. You're bad at this, give up. 1317 01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:01,560 Speaker 1: So I just I have to go fast. I'm sorry, 1318 01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,440 Speaker 1: I'm not I can't agree. I'm just I disagree, don't. 1319 01:01:04,520 --> 01:01:05,320 Speaker 2: I don't agree with you. 1320 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:09,920 Speaker 1: I don't agree with you. But yeah, that deliberately, that 1321 01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:14,240 Speaker 1: slow moving person is someone who can really sink into serotonin. 1322 01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:17,440 Speaker 1: Like I watch Anya pack a suitcase and I just 1323 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:21,000 Speaker 1: I can't. I I can't. I want to go up 1324 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,680 Speaker 1: to the little toggle at the top of her screen 1325 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,720 Speaker 1: and do two times of speed and just seeing what 1326 01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,120 Speaker 1: would happen. Because but I'm jealous of someone who can 1327 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:31,880 Speaker 1: be that, like perfect with things and gentle, and I 1328 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,160 Speaker 1: think that's that's like, that's the kind of person I 1329 01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:36,880 Speaker 1: wish I was. And then sometimes you just have to 1330 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,720 Speaker 1: be like, well, I'm not and I never will be. 1331 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,440 Speaker 1: Is there what if there's one thing about yourself that 1332 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,320 Speaker 1: you could change, what would it be? 1333 01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,560 Speaker 2: My my obsession, my obsessive compulsive nature. 1334 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:48,960 Speaker 1: So that, oh, like you're legit OCD. 1335 01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,360 Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it's OCD legitimately, but 1336 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,160 Speaker 2: I definitely obsessed over things and then it creates huge 1337 01:01:54,240 --> 01:01:55,040 Speaker 2: problems in my life. 1338 01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:59,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's OCD. I mean that if if you're if 1339 01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:03,240 Speaker 1: you're obsessed, are interfering with your day to day life 1340 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,760 Speaker 1: in any way or your happiness, I think that's OCD. 1341 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,400 Speaker 1: And that's okay. I think all of us have some 1342 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,960 Speaker 1: kind of form of it, but there are things around that, 1343 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,400 Speaker 1: as you know. 1344 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,000 Speaker 2: I mean, it's also my superpower. That's why I'm a 1345 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:20,240 Speaker 2: good writer, because I perfect ever I see. I try 1346 01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,240 Speaker 2: to perfect everything. I see the flaws and everything, and 1347 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,800 Speaker 2: I'm not afraid to point them out. Yeah, so I'm 1348 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,000 Speaker 2: a number one Enneagram. 1349 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:29,160 Speaker 1: That's a good point. Yeah, because if I were slower, 1350 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,160 Speaker 1: I just would not I've been over this so million times. 1351 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:32,680 Speaker 1: I just wouldn't get as much done in my life. 1352 01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,320 Speaker 1: But I think I wouldn't stain as many things. I 1353 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,160 Speaker 1: wouldn't break as many things. I wouldn't be like mad 1354 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:41,800 Speaker 1: at myself for dropping stuff and getting things dented. And 1355 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,800 Speaker 1: ruined and I wouldn't And now I'm just kind of like, 1356 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,640 Speaker 1: that's me. Well this is me, which is the type 1357 01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:52,320 Speaker 1: that's so weet where it's the title of this cartoon 1358 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:55,040 Speaker 1: book that I'm obsessed with. This guy, Asher Pearlman, has 1359 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,840 Speaker 1: a new book coming out. You can get on pre order, 1360 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,320 Speaker 1: but I got an advanced copy. It's one of the 1361 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:03,360 Speaker 1: funny cartoonist It's like, you know, Farside plus New Yorker, 1362 01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,040 Speaker 1: like the best New Yorker cartoons. I think he's a 1363 01:03:05,080 --> 01:03:09,400 Speaker 1: New Yorker cartoonist. Yes he is. Uh, he's a Peabody 1364 01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:14,800 Speaker 1: Award winning cartoonist. Asher Pearlman, Emmy Ward nominated Emmy Follow 1365 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,320 Speaker 1: him on Instagram. I don't know, but follow him on Instagram. 1366 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:20,960 Speaker 1: He's so fucking funny these This book is called Well 1367 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,200 Speaker 1: This Is Me, and I love it so much. Final thought? 1368 01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:28,440 Speaker 1: Did you like Farside growing up? And like cartoon like 1369 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:29,440 Speaker 1: I did? 1370 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:30,960 Speaker 2: But I have one. I have something I need to 1371 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:32,240 Speaker 2: I want to I need to bring. 1372 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:35,240 Speaker 1: Up Okay, yeah, please have you watched Hacks? 1373 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:36,760 Speaker 2: No? 1374 01:03:36,960 --> 01:03:39,120 Speaker 1: I only watched the first season, and it's not that 1375 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,040 Speaker 1: I didn't like it. I just you know, fell off. 1376 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:43,240 Speaker 2: I get it. I get it. Hack Season three just 1377 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:46,600 Speaker 2: came out and I've beene watched it. It's over. Now, 1378 01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:48,880 Speaker 2: it's over. Now, it's over. 1379 01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry with relief, but that is over now. Okay. 1380 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,840 Speaker 2: It's a great show, but it's like it's it's hitting 1381 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,160 Speaker 2: so close to home because it's about a comedian and 1382 01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:03,800 Speaker 2: a writer and their relationship. And she like just released 1383 01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,960 Speaker 2: in this Okay, in this season of Hacks. Yeah, Jeane 1384 01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:12,720 Speaker 2: Smart who's playing uh tired comedian, A very tired. 1385 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:20,240 Speaker 1: Comedian, comedian, a puffy tired So this is the premise 1386 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:21,640 Speaker 1: of the Okay. 1387 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,800 Speaker 2: I don't want to spoil anythings. So anyone who hasn't 1388 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:26,320 Speaker 2: seen all three seasons of Hacks spoiler alert, just. 1389 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,840 Speaker 1: Me, Brian Me. Okay, but I watch it, but I 1390 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:31,600 Speaker 1: don't care. You can spoil it for me, Okay, so 1391 01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,439 Speaker 1: stop listening if you haven't seen it and you're gonna 1392 01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,000 Speaker 1: watch it. But I am also in that camp, and 1393 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:37,240 Speaker 1: I think that it's okay to spoil things and still watch. 1394 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,160 Speaker 2: Them because the show is about the character development, not 1395 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:42,920 Speaker 2: necessarily the things that happen. But yeah, end of season two, 1396 01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:49,160 Speaker 2: Deborah Vance releases a special and that you know there 1397 01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:52,280 Speaker 2: was the writer in the comedian we're working on the 1398 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:54,520 Speaker 2: special together, and then they released a special and it's 1399 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:58,600 Speaker 2: a huge hit, smash hit, and Deborah's career is like 1400 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,040 Speaker 2: blowing up because of this special. And then in season 1401 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:05,160 Speaker 2: three she goes on a roast and and she does 1402 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,720 Speaker 2: the roast and and it's just all the things that 1403 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,640 Speaker 2: happened in the show. I feel like, I don't even 1404 01:05:09,720 --> 01:05:11,760 Speaker 2: know what to say about this, Like I feel like, oh, 1405 01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:15,840 Speaker 2: it's like it's like to too close, too close, Oh 1406 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:18,320 Speaker 2: my god, but it is like your life right now. 1407 01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:22,440 Speaker 2: And and the themes of season three are Debora Vance 1408 01:05:22,560 --> 01:05:24,840 Speaker 2: dealing with the fact that now she's blowing up bigger 1409 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:28,800 Speaker 2: than ever before. And she goes she's getting all these opportunities, 1410 01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:30,880 Speaker 2: she's getting respect from these comedians that she didn't get 1411 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,560 Speaker 2: respect from before, to do all these things that she 1412 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,440 Speaker 2: didn't get has to do before, and it's just like, 1413 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:37,080 Speaker 2: this is exactly what Nicky is going through. 1414 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:39,960 Speaker 1: WHOA, I have to watch this, Yeah, I totally do. 1415 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:44,320 Speaker 2: It's it's I mean, it's it's also a very good show. Yeah, yes, 1416 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:47,000 Speaker 2: but watching it, I'm just like Jesus Christ. But one 1417 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:51,200 Speaker 2: thing that's really interesting is that this show was written 1418 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,640 Speaker 2: last last year. Probably it was written before the Roast 1419 01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,200 Speaker 2: of Tom Brady came out, and so this season's released 1420 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:01,400 Speaker 2: on Max and they're doing a roast. And let me 1421 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:05,040 Speaker 2: tell you, the roast on Hack season three looks like 1422 01:06:05,240 --> 01:06:09,400 Speaker 2: a barnyard dance compared to the grandeur of the Roast 1423 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,520 Speaker 2: of Tom Brady. Yeah, it's like outdated. It's like you 1424 01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:16,040 Speaker 2: had a small theater there and like that. There's there's 1425 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,160 Speaker 2: the laughs. Aren't that big. It's just the tables. There's 1426 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,680 Speaker 2: no like big thing and it's not a big deal. Yeah, 1427 01:06:21,760 --> 01:06:23,800 Speaker 2: it's like Friars Club and it's like, oh god, what's 1428 01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:24,600 Speaker 2: this from the forties? 1429 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:28,320 Speaker 1: Well that's what it did. Like Comedy Central roast looked 1430 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:33,240 Speaker 1: like nothing compared to what they like, this was. Yeah, 1431 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,520 Speaker 1: it's uh okay, I gotta watch that. 1432 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:37,920 Speaker 2: You gotta watch it. You'll be like, this is me. 1433 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,720 Speaker 2: Why they did they just like follow me? 1434 01:06:40,080 --> 01:06:43,280 Speaker 1: Well, I will say that I saw Hannah Einbinder, who 1435 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,360 Speaker 1: I know, was on a flight that I was onto 1436 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,480 Speaker 1: New York right after the roast and I was in 1437 01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:51,920 Speaker 1: first class, Uh horizontal sleeping. It was awesome. I slept 1438 01:06:51,960 --> 01:06:55,560 Speaker 1: all through the service, like didn't get the food and whatever. 1439 01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,320 Speaker 1: And so when I woke up, I was just like 1440 01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,640 Speaker 1: so dehydrated and was like I needed diet coke, and 1441 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:03,800 Speaker 1: so I like collected my stuff and like throwing my shoes, 1442 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:06,040 Speaker 1: and my pant leg is like all up because I've 1443 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,000 Speaker 1: been sleeping and so it's like one pant leg is up. 1444 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:10,560 Speaker 1: I probably am like a affiliated with a gang walking 1445 01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:13,800 Speaker 1: to the front of the cabin and I go up 1446 01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,000 Speaker 1: to the flight attendant and I'm like, can I get 1447 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:19,400 Speaker 1: a die coke? And my like hair is all fucked up, 1448 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:21,200 Speaker 1: and I have my sleep mask on my head, like 1449 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,880 Speaker 1: sunglasses like pulled up, and my it's like half up. 1450 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:28,280 Speaker 1: I mean, I look disgusting, and and he's like and 1451 01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,160 Speaker 1: this was a funny moment because I thought he like 1452 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:33,080 Speaker 1: clocked me and recognized me, because he's kind of like, 1453 01:07:34,040 --> 01:07:36,200 Speaker 1: I got you, all right, and he kind of points, 1454 01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,960 Speaker 1: he's like lingering, and he's pouring the diet coke and 1455 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,360 Speaker 1: he's kind of looking at me like and at this point, 1456 01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,960 Speaker 1: this is right after the roast, and so I'm getting 1457 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,880 Speaker 1: recognized all the time. At this point in my life, 1458 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,960 Speaker 1: it's not happening anymore, which is fine and great, but 1459 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,760 Speaker 1: at the time it was just like I was kind 1460 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,520 Speaker 1: of beating people to the punch because they would try 1461 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:52,360 Speaker 1: to find ways to get into it that I would 1462 01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,880 Speaker 1: and I'd be like, yes it, that is me or whatever. 1463 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,240 Speaker 1: And so I'm about to be like he goes, listen, 1464 01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,480 Speaker 1: we're not supposed to do this, but cannot and I 1465 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:04,040 Speaker 1: thought he's gonna ask for selfie or something, and I go, 1466 01:08:04,360 --> 01:08:06,040 Speaker 1: of course, and he goes, do you want the can? 1467 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:10,560 Speaker 1: Do you want the whole can? And I'm like wow, 1468 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,320 Speaker 1: And so I took the can back, not having been 1469 01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:16,880 Speaker 1: recognized at all, and felt stupid. But then I see 1470 01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:20,560 Speaker 1: Hannah einbinder walk to the front to get something, and 1471 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,680 Speaker 1: she is much more engaged in conversation with the guy. 1472 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:25,120 Speaker 1: She looks perfect. Her hair is just like that perfect 1473 01:08:25,200 --> 01:08:28,519 Speaker 1: bob that's shiny. She's wearing like a cozy sweater, like 1474 01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,320 Speaker 1: a turtle neck sweater, and she's got the sleeves like pulled, 1475 01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:33,240 Speaker 1: like they're like kind of on her. Like she's looked 1476 01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:36,160 Speaker 1: like the cozy girl that's maybe like walking out on 1477 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,360 Speaker 1: a dock early in the morning to like look at 1478 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,640 Speaker 1: sunrise with her hot cocoa. And she just looks so 1479 01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:44,080 Speaker 1: perfect and beautiful and glowy, even though We're on this 1480 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,439 Speaker 1: dehydrating flight and she walks up to the front and 1481 01:08:46,479 --> 01:08:49,519 Speaker 1: I see her like kind of like laughing and definitely 1482 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,680 Speaker 1: getting recognized by the guy that just didn't recognize me 1483 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,880 Speaker 1: but did give me a full can, and they're talking 1484 01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:55,880 Speaker 1: and having this fun little chat and I'm like, I 1485 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,400 Speaker 1: wish I was more like that, and then she just 1486 01:08:57,520 --> 01:08:59,600 Speaker 1: like heads back with her teeth like I'm just like 1487 01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:04,000 Speaker 1: chugging a diet coke like a wolverine who's been starving 1488 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,800 Speaker 1: on an island forever and just found a can in 1489 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:09,439 Speaker 1: the in the you know, alley way, and I'm just like, 1490 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:13,120 Speaker 1: I look disgusting, and she just has this cozy tea 1491 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:15,800 Speaker 1: And I really was like, man, that's that's the kind 1492 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:19,040 Speaker 1: of person I want to be. She's so refined and 1493 01:09:19,240 --> 01:09:23,040 Speaker 1: like she seems like a slower, more dignified person. And 1494 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,439 Speaker 1: then I was like, I just am who I am. 1495 01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:27,880 Speaker 1: That's why I do roast. And she is on TV 1496 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,200 Speaker 1: shows or something or she's. 1497 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:36,559 Speaker 2: She's more measured ravaging messes who are also on TV shows, 1498 01:09:37,240 --> 01:09:37,759 Speaker 2: but they're. 1499 01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,200 Speaker 1: Not like yeah, like I just see it. Like I 1500 01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,400 Speaker 1: saw a clip of her on Colbert too, and she 1501 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,600 Speaker 1: was like doing this like character, and it was so amazing, 1502 01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:48,800 Speaker 1: and like just sometimes I can be amazing, but it 1503 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,880 Speaker 1: just feels like I'm messy most of the time. And 1504 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:54,160 Speaker 1: when I when I seem to have it all together 1505 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:58,840 Speaker 1: and seem like I'm perfect, it's it's it's something I've 1506 01:09:58,840 --> 01:10:00,920 Speaker 1: worked really hard on. And I think just some people 1507 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:04,599 Speaker 1: being refined and dignified comes naturally to them, because there 1508 01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,519 Speaker 1: was no reason that she should look this beautiful on 1509 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:11,280 Speaker 1: a plane, and I just I really did see the 1510 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:13,160 Speaker 1: juxtaposition of us. And then I told my friends that 1511 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,800 Speaker 1: I saw her and they were like, oh my god, 1512 01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:16,360 Speaker 1: I love her so much. And I was a little 1513 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,120 Speaker 1: bit like, I'm in your girls chat. Can you like, 1514 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:22,640 Speaker 1: don't you? I mean, it's it's so funny when my 1515 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,280 Speaker 1: friends freak out about people that my one friend has. 1516 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:28,320 Speaker 1: There's this comedian that is going to her gym now 1517 01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:30,479 Speaker 1: and she's like, I saw her today and I'm just 1518 01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:34,760 Speaker 1: like easy, easy now. She was like, I would feel 1519 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,200 Speaker 1: the same way about you if I didn't know you. 1520 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:39,320 Speaker 2: That's a gift. What do you mean you were you 1521 01:10:40,840 --> 01:10:43,160 Speaker 2: just went easy with the sunglass going up and down. 1522 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:45,519 Speaker 2: That should be that should be clipped as a gift. 1523 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,840 Speaker 1: Check it out on our YouTube. I wore sunglasses today 1524 01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,600 Speaker 1: because my face was too puffy and that's freeing to me. 1525 01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:53,439 Speaker 1: And I'm also wearing John Malane's shirt that I got 1526 01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:56,960 Speaker 1: from doing his show. It's the coolest shirt. It's John 1527 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:01,920 Speaker 1: m'lleeney Presents. Everybody's in LA. It's so cool. I'm proud 1528 01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:04,000 Speaker 1: to support it. That was the best part of doing 1529 01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,479 Speaker 1: that show. Like the show was scary, but then I 1530 01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:07,400 Speaker 1: got all this like because I was it's live and 1531 01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:09,160 Speaker 1: you just don't know what's going to happen. But I 1532 01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:11,080 Speaker 1: did get they got. I got a cool tote bag, 1533 01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:13,120 Speaker 1: I got a shirt, and I got a little Brea 1534 01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:16,080 Speaker 1: Tarpritz shirt too because the Brea Tarpets was there, and 1535 01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,040 Speaker 1: I got free passes. 1536 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:17,960 Speaker 2: Love the tars. 1537 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:20,120 Speaker 1: If you ever want to go, have you been? Oh yeah, 1538 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,680 Speaker 1: I went as a kid. I don't remember it. 1539 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,639 Speaker 2: And my mom got a magnet from the brit Tarpits 1540 01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,400 Speaker 2: and was on my refrigerator from my entire life. And 1541 01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:31,960 Speaker 2: every time my mom would walk past the refrigerator, she'd 1542 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:36,320 Speaker 2: go Tall Pits and so, my god. 1543 01:11:37,760 --> 01:11:40,840 Speaker 1: So cute. All right, Well that's it for our show today. 1544 01:11:41,120 --> 01:11:44,120 Speaker 1: Tall Pits. Have you seen tar by the way with 1545 01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:47,120 Speaker 1: the her name. No, it's really good. I recommend it. 1546 01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:49,760 Speaker 1: All right, we have more show for you next week. 1547 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:51,680 Speaker 1: We'll be here. I hope you will be too. Thank 1548 01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,640 Speaker 1: you besties for listening. I'll be in Indianapolis and Cleveland, 1549 01:11:54,800 --> 01:11:57,760 Speaker 1: not in that order, this weekend. Next weekend I think 1550 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:01,240 Speaker 1: Massachusetts again. So many dates come up. Also, my song 1551 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:04,200 Speaker 1: Someday You'll Die is available on Spotify. You should stream it, 1552 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:07,439 Speaker 1: add it to your playlist, post it on your Instagram stories. 1553 01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:10,760 Speaker 1: If you film something with it, I will probably repost it. 1554 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,360 Speaker 1: I want to get that out there. I still want 1555 01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,720 Speaker 1: to promote that song. I'm writing a new song this week. 1556 01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,599 Speaker 1: We'll see how it goes. More music on the way, 1557 01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,760 Speaker 1: but more comedy on the way. All new material on 1558 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,840 Speaker 1: the road right now. Nico Lazer dot com for all 1559 01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:23,200 Speaker 1: the dates. Thank you guys so much for listening to 1560 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,880 Speaker 1: the podcast. You know you're my favorite. I love you, 1561 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:27,040 Speaker 1: Dolby Ka and I'll see you next week. Bye.