Speaker 1: Get your weeds off my lawn. It's one more thing.
Speaker 2: I'm strong and geddy, very exciting, Katie Green driven. One
Speaker 2: more thing before we get to that. Two things I
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Speaker 2: And here's one other interesting nugget. Two of the biggest
Speaker 2: stories of the news cycle yesterday, the Menendez Brothers and
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Speaker 2: days part the same week within four days of each other.
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Speaker 2: to you. What was OJ up up to that week?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Good question?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like such like a I don't know
Speaker 4: if a bad neighbor is the right word, but I
Speaker 4: care a.
Speaker 3: Lot about the judge of that.
Speaker 1: Okay, That's that's why I'm bringing it to you, guys.
Speaker 2: I'm on your side.
Speaker 1: Thanks.
Speaker 4: So I take really really good care of our yard.
Speaker 4: That's kind of my job. I hang all the little lights,
Speaker 4: I take care of all the weeds, I do all
Speaker 4: of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this weekend, I'm out in my front yard and.
Speaker 4: My neighbor's house. Her front yard looks like that of
Speaker 4: a trap house. She just let it go. It looks
Speaker 4: like absolute garbage. And we do have a homeowner's association
Speaker 4: around here. But I go over and I'm pulling the weeds,
Speaker 4: and I've noticed one of her weeds grew out of
Speaker 4: her yard into my front yard and wrapped itself around.
Speaker 1: The base of this tree that I have.
Speaker 4: Mmm.
Speaker 1: I was talking to my parents about this.
Speaker 4: My mom was like, gung ho, call the h O way,
Speaker 4: see if you can do it anonymously.
Speaker 1: And my dad was like, don't be that dick.
Speaker 2: So I don't know your dad the judge with I
Speaker 2: was like, don't do that. Not judgmental here.
Speaker 4: Well, he was coming at the angle of like if
Speaker 4: somehow the woman next door was informed that it was me,
Speaker 4: it could cause a neighbor rift.
Speaker 2: Had you considered going in, like cutting it off and whatever?
Speaker 1: No, I did.
Speaker 4: I pulled it out. I actually did her a favor
Speaker 4: by pulling it. I went over the property line and
Speaker 4: pulled it out of her yard. But also side note, have.
Speaker 2: You considered digging a pit with spikes at the bottom.
Speaker 4: I thought about it after my first encounter with her,
Speaker 4: because she knew. So my first encounter with this woman
Speaker 4: was not a delight. And then this is happening. So
Speaker 4: I don't know if I should just say screw it
Speaker 4: and go to the HOA because it really.
Speaker 1: It's it's starting to it started to pisse off.
Speaker 2: Tell us more about your encounter with the woman.
Speaker 1: Oh, good god.
Speaker 2: She comes off as the sort of person would have
Speaker 2: the yard, that story yard. She has Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, she she started our relationship by coming over to
Speaker 4: let me know that I guess something had gone wrong
Speaker 4: with my sprinkler system and there was some flooding that
Speaker 4: went into a certain part of her yard that she
Speaker 4: wasn't sure, so she called the city to look at
Speaker 4: our It was just this whole like, why didn't you
Speaker 4: just come talk to me. We could have handled this,
Speaker 4: but she called the city and all of these other things,
Speaker 4: and then she went on to start talking she's a
Speaker 4: court reporter and started talking garbage about the legal system
Speaker 4: and judges, which, considering my dad does that didn't. So
Speaker 4: it just kind of and she's just a raging smells
Speaker 4: like Berkeley liberal.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, this has the opportunity to become a real problem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I don't know if I want to
Speaker 4: poke the bear and take the chance at the h
Speaker 4: a wave somehow spills the beans that I called on her.
Speaker 4: But I also want her to stop making my yard
Speaker 4: look like there's a squatter in the house.
Speaker 3: Right right, right, because that does material damage to your
Speaker 3: property values.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just we just did a lot of
Speaker 4: work overhauling this. This particularly happened in the front yard,
Speaker 4: but her garbage is starting to grow through the fence
Speaker 4: in the back.
Speaker 3: It's just like, okay, enough, So I have a neighborhood
Speaker 3: Pariya who brings everybody's property value downright, usually the last
Speaker 3: people who would leave, because you know, they obviously have
Speaker 3: very low standards. So it's not like they're aspiring for
Speaker 3: something bigger and better. No, they're living in their squalor.
Speaker 4: She has one of those Boho sheets covering the front
Speaker 4: window of her house.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, the real classy look.
Speaker 3: So sheet curtains, sheet curtains, she report.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a court reporter.
Speaker 4: Who thinks that we just send too many people to
Speaker 4: jail and these judges are power hungry.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, And I.
Speaker 1: Looked at her.
Speaker 4: I'll I should win an award for the tongue biting
Speaker 4: that I did that day. Wow.
Speaker 2: How long have you lived next to each other?
Speaker 4: She moved in it in the end of November, I believe,
Speaker 4: so not long. And this encounter, I mean, it just
Speaker 4: happened in February. I didn't see her or anything, and
Speaker 4: now she's just bugging the hell out of me.
Speaker 3: Right, A campaign of sabotage and uh and and harassment
Speaker 3: is appropriate, and I recommend you begin it immediately.
Speaker 2: You know, without any of the yard stuff, though, there's
Speaker 2: a real opportunity for you two to come to hate
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking some sort of rand Pall incident's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lawn clippings or something. So you hadn't brought up
Speaker 2: the factory. My dad was a judge and threw all
Speaker 2: those scumbags in jail because they deserved it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I did say that, and then I went and
Speaker 4: purchased a we support our law enforcement lawn sign from
Speaker 4: Amazon and put that in the front.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here you go doing a little bit.
Speaker 2: But sure you're not going passive on this. Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you've you've gotten past that uncomfortable phase of
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, we're adversaries. So that's it's good, it's efficient. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now you can get onto the subterfusion harassment.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did she have a Biden Harris sign in her yard
Speaker 2: at any point?
Speaker 1: No, she hasn't yet. But she she drives a Subaru
Speaker 1: and she has dreadlocks.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I saw a car the other day. It
Speaker 3: had a Biden Harris and a Harris Waltz oh sticker,
Speaker 3: and look, you're a Democrat that's fine. I understand. It
Speaker 3: takes all kinds of make the world go round. And
Speaker 3: there you know, there we're a fifty to fifty country.
Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. Doesn't shock me or orify me that
Speaker 3: people vote Democrat. I don't, but go ahead. Uh. On
Speaker 3: the other hand, Harris Walls universally agreed upon as an
Speaker 3: embarrassment not only do the Democratic Party, but to democracy itself.
Speaker 3: And you go ahead, and you keep that thing on
Speaker 3: into May of the.
Speaker 2: Next Come on, based on what we know about this person,
Speaker 2: what do you think it'd be the most annoying thing
Speaker 2: you could do? Would it be a Trump sign? Would
Speaker 2: it be a Blue Lives Matter sign? Would it be
Speaker 2: a MAHA sign. I have a feeling she really hates
Speaker 2: that sort of thing.
Speaker 4: So we I neglected the I do also have a
Speaker 4: forty five to forty seven flag in front of my
Speaker 4: house as well, so we've got the Trump signs.
Speaker 3: Pretty annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something pro gun might really get hitto her skin.
Speaker 4: I also just put spotlights out in the front yard
Speaker 4: that point up at the trees, because I love that look.
Speaker 4: I could take them all and just shine them right
Speaker 4: on her house because I'm sure the sheet curtain wouldn't
Speaker 4: block that out.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think this has potential to become something we get
Speaker 2: to talk about a lot, though. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Shared, we share a driveway. I could line it with spikes.
Speaker 2: You share away, awesome.
Speaker 3: Let's let's stay on the high road, all right.
Speaker 1: I have a dog. I can collect the droppings leave them.
Speaker 3: So you you share a driveway? Is she ever smeared?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Mashed potatoes on your car and say
Speaker 3: you drive in, you drive out.
Speaker 1: The driveway.
Speaker 3: That's why people go in their driveways.
Speaker 2: That sort of thing is coming with you and her,
Speaker 2: which is I'm very excited about.
Speaker 4: Well, the good news for that is there is a
Speaker 4: ring camera that points at the front of my house,
Speaker 4: so it will all be recorded if anything does take place.
Speaker 3: Yes, with a nice A and G logo when it goes.
Speaker 1: Viral shirt wearing my shirt.
Speaker 2: This is a good setup, Katie for future episodes. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm excited. I'm back here, really enjoying this.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.