WEBVTT - Get Your Weeds Off My Lawn! 

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<v Speaker 1>Get your weeds off my lawn. It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm strong and geddy, very exciting, Katie Green driven. One

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<v Speaker 2>more thing before we get to that. Two things I

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<v Speaker 2>just came across, both of them barely interesting and inconsequential. One.

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<v Speaker 2>Salma Hayek is going to be on the cover of

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<v Speaker 2>Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue at age fifty eight. So there

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<v Speaker 2>you go.

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<v Speaker 3>I who do they think they're pleasing with their activisty.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not just hot young chicks make it hot young chicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Or don't or you know, airbrushing or whatever they used

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<v Speaker 2>to call it has always been a thing. But now

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<v Speaker 2>when I can make myself look hot in like two

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<v Speaker 2>minutes with an app, what is the point of any

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<v Speaker 2>picture of anybody? I mean, what does it reveal?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. You can do it in video if

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<v Speaker 3>you want, if you pay nineteen ninety nine for the

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<v Speaker 3>advanced version of whatever AI.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's one other interesting nugget. Two of the biggest

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<v Speaker 2>stories of the news cycle yesterday, the Menendez Brothers and

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<v Speaker 2>Pete Rose an eighties throwback. Somebody looked it up. Dig this.

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<v Speaker 2>The Menendez Brothers murders were August twentieth nineteen eighty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Pete Rose Band August twenty fourth, nineteen eighty nine. Four

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<v Speaker 2>days part the same week within four days of each other.

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<v Speaker 2>Resolve August eighty nine, Throwback eighties. Oh damned, Okay, back

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<v Speaker 2>to you. What was OJ up up to that week?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Good question?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I feel like such like a I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>if a bad neighbor is the right word, but I

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<v Speaker 4>care a.

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<v Speaker 3>Lot about the judge of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, That's that's why I'm bringing it to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on your side.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks.

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<v Speaker 4>So I take really really good care of our yard.

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<v Speaker 4>That's kind of my job. I hang all the little lights,

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<v Speaker 4>I take care of all the weeds, I do all

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<v Speaker 4>of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So this weekend, I'm out in my front yard and.

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<v Speaker 4>My neighbor's house. Her front yard looks like that of

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<v Speaker 4>a trap house. She just let it go. It looks

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<v Speaker 4>like absolute garbage. And we do have a homeowner's association

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<v Speaker 4>around here. But I go over and I'm pulling the weeds,

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<v Speaker 4>and I've noticed one of her weeds grew out of

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<v Speaker 4>her yard into my front yard and wrapped itself around.

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<v Speaker 1>The base of this tree that I have.

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<v Speaker 4>Mmm.

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<v Speaker 1>I was talking to my parents about this.

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<v Speaker 4>My mom was like, gung ho, call the h O way,

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<v Speaker 4>see if you can do it anonymously.

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<v Speaker 1>And my dad was like, don't be that dick.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know your dad the judge with I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, don't do that. Not judgmental here.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he was coming at the angle of like if

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<v Speaker 4>somehow the woman next door was informed that it was me,

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<v Speaker 4>it could cause a neighbor rift.

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<v Speaker 2>Had you considered going in, like cutting it off and whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I did.

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<v Speaker 4>I pulled it out. I actually did her a favor

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<v Speaker 4>by pulling it. I went over the property line and

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<v Speaker 4>pulled it out of her yard. But also side note, have.

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<v Speaker 2>You considered digging a pit with spikes at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought about it after my first encounter with her,

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<v Speaker 4>because she knew. So my first encounter with this woman

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<v Speaker 4>was not a delight. And then this is happening. So

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I should just say screw it

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<v Speaker 4>and go to the HOA because it really.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's starting to it started to pisse off.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us more about your encounter with the woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, good god.

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<v Speaker 2>She comes off as the sort of person would have

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<v Speaker 2>the yard, that story yard. She has Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she she started our relationship by coming over to

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<v Speaker 4>let me know that I guess something had gone wrong

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<v Speaker 4>with my sprinkler system and there was some flooding that

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<v Speaker 4>went into a certain part of her yard that she

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't sure, so she called the city to look at

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<v Speaker 4>our It was just this whole like, why didn't you

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<v Speaker 4>just come talk to me. We could have handled this,

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<v Speaker 4>but she called the city and all of these other things,

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<v Speaker 4>and then she went on to start talking she's a

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<v Speaker 4>court reporter and started talking garbage about the legal system

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<v Speaker 4>and judges, which, considering my dad does that didn't. So

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<v Speaker 4>it just kind of and she's just a raging smells

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<v Speaker 4>like Berkeley liberal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, this has the opportunity to become a real problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and so I don't know if I want to

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<v Speaker 4>poke the bear and take the chance at the h

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<v Speaker 4>a wave somehow spills the beans that I called on her.

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<v Speaker 4>But I also want her to stop making my yard

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<v Speaker 4>look like there's a squatter in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Right right, right, because that does material damage to your

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<v Speaker 3>property values.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I just we just did a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>work overhauling this. This particularly happened in the front yard,

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<v Speaker 4>but her garbage is starting to grow through the fence

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<v Speaker 4>in the back.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like, okay, enough, So I have a neighborhood

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<v Speaker 3>Pariya who brings everybody's property value downright, usually the last

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<v Speaker 3>people who would leave, because you know, they obviously have

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<v Speaker 3>very low standards. So it's not like they're aspiring for

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<v Speaker 3>something bigger and better. No, they're living in their squalor.

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<v Speaker 4>She has one of those Boho sheets covering the front

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<v Speaker 4>window of her house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know, the real classy look.

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<v Speaker 3>So sheet curtains, sheet curtains, she report.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's a court reporter.

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<v Speaker 4>Who thinks that we just send too many people to

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<v Speaker 4>jail and these judges are power hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, And I.

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<v Speaker 1>Looked at her.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll I should win an award for the tongue biting

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<v Speaker 4>that I did that day. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you lived next to each other?

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<v Speaker 4>She moved in it in the end of November, I believe,

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<v Speaker 4>so not long. And this encounter, I mean, it just

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<v Speaker 4>happened in February. I didn't see her or anything, and

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<v Speaker 4>now she's just bugging the hell out of me.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, A campaign of sabotage and uh and and harassment

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<v Speaker 3>is appropriate, and I recommend you begin it immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, without any of the yard stuff, though, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a real opportunity for you two to come to hate

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<v Speaker 2>each other.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking some sort of rand Pall incident's gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, lawn clippings or something. So you hadn't brought up

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<v Speaker 2>the factory. My dad was a judge and threw all

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<v Speaker 2>those scumbags in jail because they deserved it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I did say that, and then I went and

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<v Speaker 4>purchased a we support our law enforcement lawn sign from

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<v Speaker 4>Amazon and put that in the front.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so here you go doing a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>But sure you're not going passive on this. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, you've you've gotten past that uncomfortable phase of

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<v Speaker 3>oh my gosh, we're adversaries. So that's it's good, it's efficient. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>now you can get onto the subterfusion harassment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she have a Biden Harris sign in her yard

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<v Speaker 2>at any point?

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<v Speaker 1>No, she hasn't yet. But she she drives a Subaru

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<v Speaker 1>and she has dreadlocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, I saw a car the other day. It

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<v Speaker 3>had a Biden Harris and a Harris Waltz oh sticker,

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<v Speaker 3>and look, you're a Democrat that's fine. I understand. It

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<v Speaker 3>takes all kinds of make the world go round. And

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<v Speaker 3>there you know, there we're a fifty to fifty country.

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<v Speaker 3>Blah blah blah. Doesn't shock me or orify me that

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<v Speaker 3>people vote Democrat. I don't, but go ahead. Uh. On

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<v Speaker 3>the other hand, Harris Walls universally agreed upon as an

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<v Speaker 3>embarrassment not only do the Democratic Party, but to democracy itself.

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<v Speaker 3>And you go ahead, and you keep that thing on

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<v Speaker 3>into May of the.

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<v Speaker 2>Next Come on, based on what we know about this person,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you think it'd be the most annoying thing

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<v Speaker 2>you could do? Would it be a Trump sign? Would

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<v Speaker 2>it be a Blue Lives Matter sign? Would it be

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<v Speaker 2>a MAHA sign. I have a feeling she really hates

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 4>So we I neglected the I do also have a

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<v Speaker 4>forty five to forty seven flag in front of my

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<v Speaker 4>house as well, so we've got the Trump signs.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, something pro gun might really get hitto her skin.

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<v Speaker 4>I also just put spotlights out in the front yard

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<v Speaker 4>that point up at the trees, because I love that look.

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<v Speaker 4>I could take them all and just shine them right

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<v Speaker 4>on her house because I'm sure the sheet curtain wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>block that out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this has potential to become something we get

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about a lot, though. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Shared, we share a driveway. I could line it with spikes.

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<v Speaker 2>You share away, awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's let's stay on the high road, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a dog. I can collect the droppings leave them.

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<v Speaker 3>So you you share a driveway? Is she ever smeared?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Mashed potatoes on your car and say

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<v Speaker 3>you drive in, you drive out.

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<v Speaker 1>The driveway.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why people go in their driveways.

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<v Speaker 2>That sort of thing is coming with you and her,

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<v Speaker 2>which is I'm very excited about.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, the good news for that is there is a

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<v Speaker 4>ring camera that points at the front of my house,

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<v Speaker 4>so it will all be recorded if anything does take place.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, with a nice A and G logo when it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Viral shirt wearing my shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a good setup, Katie for future episodes. I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I'm excited. I'm back here, really enjoying this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess that's it.