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Speaker 1: Get your weeds off my lawn. It's one more thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm strong and geddy, very exciting, Katie Green driven. One

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Speaker 2: more thing before we get to that. Two things I

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Speaker 2: just came across, both of them barely interesting and inconsequential. One.

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Speaker 2: Salma Hayek is going to be on the cover of

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Speaker 2: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue at age fifty eight. So there

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Speaker 2: you go.

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Speaker 3: I who do they think they're pleasing with their activisty.

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Speaker 3: It's not just hot young chicks make it hot young chicks.

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Speaker 2: Or don't or you know, airbrushing or whatever they used

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Speaker 2: to call it has always been a thing. But now

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Speaker 2: when I can make myself look hot in like two

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Speaker 2: minutes with an app, what is the point of any

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Speaker 2: picture of anybody? I mean, what does it reveal?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. You can do it in video if

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Speaker 3: you want, if you pay nineteen ninety nine for the

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Speaker 3: advanced version of whatever AI.

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Speaker 2: And here's one other interesting nugget. Two of the biggest

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Speaker 2: stories of the news cycle yesterday, the Menendez Brothers and

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Speaker 2: Pete Rose an eighties throwback. Somebody looked it up. Dig this.

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Speaker 2: The Menendez Brothers murders were August twentieth nineteen eighty nine.

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Speaker 2: Pete Rose Band August twenty fourth, nineteen eighty nine. Four

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Speaker 2: days part the same week within four days of each other.

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Speaker 2: Resolve August eighty nine, Throwback eighties. Oh damned, Okay, back

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Speaker 2: to you. What was OJ up up to that week?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 2: Good question?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: Well, I feel like such like a I don't know

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Speaker 4: if a bad neighbor is the right word, but I

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Speaker 4: care a.

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Speaker 3: Lot about the judge of that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, That's that's why I'm bringing it to you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I'm on your side.

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Speaker 1: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: So I take really really good care of our yard.

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Speaker 4: That's kind of my job. I hang all the little lights,

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Speaker 4: I take care of all the weeds, I do all

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Speaker 4: of that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So this weekend, I'm out in my front yard and.

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Speaker 4: My neighbor's house. Her front yard looks like that of

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Speaker 4: a trap house. She just let it go. It looks

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Speaker 4: like absolute garbage. And we do have a homeowner's association

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Speaker 4: around here. But I go over and I'm pulling the weeds,

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Speaker 4: and I've noticed one of her weeds grew out of

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Speaker 4: her yard into my front yard and wrapped itself around.

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Speaker 1: The base of this tree that I have.

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Speaker 4: Mmm.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to my parents about this.

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Speaker 4: My mom was like, gung ho, call the h O way,

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Speaker 4: see if you can do it anonymously.

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Speaker 1: And my dad was like, don't be that dick.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know your dad the judge with I

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Speaker 2: was like, don't do that. Not judgmental here.

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Speaker 4: Well, he was coming at the angle of like if

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Speaker 4: somehow the woman next door was informed that it was me,

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Speaker 4: it could cause a neighbor rift.

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Speaker 2: Had you considered going in, like cutting it off and whatever?

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Speaker 1: No, I did.

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Speaker 4: I pulled it out. I actually did her a favor

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Speaker 4: by pulling it. I went over the property line and

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Speaker 4: pulled it out of her yard. But also side note, have.

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Speaker 2: You considered digging a pit with spikes at the bottom.

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Speaker 4: I thought about it after my first encounter with her,

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Speaker 4: because she knew. So my first encounter with this woman

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Speaker 4: was not a delight. And then this is happening. So

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Speaker 4: I don't know if I should just say screw it

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Speaker 4: and go to the HOA because it really.

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Speaker 1: It's it's starting to it started to pisse off.

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Speaker 2: Tell us more about your encounter with the woman.

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Speaker 1: Oh, good god.

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Speaker 2: She comes off as the sort of person would have

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Speaker 2: the yard, that story yard. She has Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Well, she she started our relationship by coming over to

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Speaker 4: let me know that I guess something had gone wrong

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Speaker 4: with my sprinkler system and there was some flooding that

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Speaker 4: went into a certain part of her yard that she

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Speaker 4: wasn't sure, so she called the city to look at

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Speaker 4: our It was just this whole like, why didn't you

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Speaker 4: just come talk to me. We could have handled this,

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Speaker 4: but she called the city and all of these other things,

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Speaker 4: and then she went on to start talking she's a

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Speaker 4: it just kind of and she's just a raging smells

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, this has the opportunity to become a real problem.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and so I don't know if I want to

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Speaker 4: a wave somehow spills the beans that I called on her.

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Speaker 4: But I also want her to stop making my yard

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Speaker 4: look like there's a squatter in the house.

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Speaker 3: Right right, right, because that does material damage to your

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I just we just did a lot of

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Speaker 4: work overhauling this. This particularly happened in the front yard,

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Speaker 4: but her garbage is starting to grow through the fence

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Speaker 3: It's just like, okay, enough, So I have a neighborhood

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Speaker 3: Pariya who brings everybody's property value downright, usually the last

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Speaker 3: people who would leave, because you know, they obviously have

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Speaker 3: very low standards. So it's not like they're aspiring for

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Speaker 3: something bigger and better. No, they're living in their squalor.

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Speaker 4: She has one of those Boho sheets covering the front

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Speaker 4: window of her house.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know, the real classy look.

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Speaker 3: So sheet curtains, sheet curtains, she report.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a court reporter.

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Speaker 4: Who thinks that we just send too many people to

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Speaker 4: jail and these judges are power hungry.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, And I.

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Speaker 1: Looked at her.

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Speaker 4: I'll I should win an award for the tongue biting

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Speaker 4: that I did that day. Wow.

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Speaker 2: How long have you lived next to each other?

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Speaker 4: She moved in it in the end of November, I believe,

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Speaker 4: so not long. And this encounter, I mean, it just

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Speaker 4: happened in February. I didn't see her or anything, and

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Speaker 4: now she's just bugging the hell out of me.

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Speaker 3: Right, A campaign of sabotage and uh and and harassment

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Speaker 3: is appropriate, and I recommend you begin it immediately.

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Speaker 2: You know, without any of the yard stuff, though, there's

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Speaker 2: a real opportunity for you two to come to hate

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking some sort of rand Pall incident's gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lawn clippings or something. So you hadn't brought up

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Speaker 2: the factory. My dad was a judge and threw all

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Speaker 2: those scumbags in jail because they deserved it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I did say that, and then I went and

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Speaker 4: purchased a we support our law enforcement lawn sign from

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Speaker 4: Amazon and put that in the front.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so here you go doing a little bit.

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Speaker 2: But sure you're not going passive on this. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you've you've gotten past that uncomfortable phase of

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Speaker 3: oh my gosh, we're adversaries. So that's it's good, it's efficient. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: now you can get onto the subterfusion harassment.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did she have a Biden Harris sign in her yard

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Speaker 2: at any point?

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Speaker 1: No, she hasn't yet. But she she drives a Subaru

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Speaker 1: and she has dreadlocks.

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Speaker 2: Awesome.

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Speaker 3: Oh boy, I saw a car the other day. It

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Speaker 3: had a Biden Harris and a Harris Waltz oh sticker,

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Speaker 3: and look, you're a Democrat that's fine. I understand. It

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Speaker 3: takes all kinds of make the world go round. And

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Speaker 3: there you know, there we're a fifty to fifty country.

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Speaker 3: Blah blah blah. Doesn't shock me or orify me that

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Speaker 3: people vote Democrat. I don't, but go ahead. Uh. On

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Speaker 3: the other hand, Harris Walls universally agreed upon as an

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Speaker 3: embarrassment not only do the Democratic Party, but to democracy itself.

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Speaker 3: And you go ahead, and you keep that thing on

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Speaker 3: into May of the.

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Speaker 2: Next Come on, based on what we know about this person,

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Speaker 2: what do you think it'd be the most annoying thing

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Speaker 2: you could do? Would it be a Trump sign? Would

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Speaker 2: it be a Blue Lives Matter sign? Would it be

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Speaker 2: a MAHA sign. I have a feeling she really hates

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Speaker 2: that sort of thing.

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Speaker 4: So we I neglected the I do also have a

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Speaker 4: forty five to forty seven flag in front of my

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Speaker 4: house as well, so we've got the Trump signs.

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Speaker 3: Pretty annoying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, something pro gun might really get hitto her skin.

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Speaker 4: I also just put spotlights out in the front yard

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Speaker 4: that point up at the trees, because I love that look.

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Speaker 4: I could take them all and just shine them right

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Speaker 4: on her house because I'm sure the sheet curtain wouldn't

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Speaker 4: block that out.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think this has potential to become something we get

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Speaker 2: to talk about a lot, though. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Shared, we share a driveway. I could line it with spikes.

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Speaker 2: You share away, awesome.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's stay on the high road, all right.

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Speaker 1: I have a dog. I can collect the droppings leave them.

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Speaker 3: So you you share a driveway? Is she ever smeared?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Mashed potatoes on your car and say

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Speaker 3: you drive in, you drive out.

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Speaker 1: The driveway.

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Speaker 3: That's why people go in their driveways.

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Speaker 2: That sort of thing is coming with you and her,

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Speaker 2: which is I'm very excited about.

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Speaker 4: Well, the good news for that is there is a

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Speaker 4: ring camera that points at the front of my house,

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Speaker 4: so it will all be recorded if anything does take place.

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Speaker 3: Yes, with a nice A and G logo when it goes.

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Speaker 1: Viral shirt wearing my shirt.

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Speaker 2: This is a good setup, Katie for future episodes. I'm sure.

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Speaker 1: I'm good.

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Speaker 3: Hey, I'm excited. I'm back here, really enjoying this.

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.