WEBVTT - Ep 298: Heaux Mail Time 0:00:02.480 --> 0:00:09.440 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys, 0:00:09.640 --> 0:00:15.520 welcome to another episode of horrible Decision. I'm your home 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.480 girl or not or that bitch or whatever you want 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:22.320 to call me any motherfucking day of the week, Mandy 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.280 b or all of my A k's, and you can 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:28.800 make up your own if you want. I ain't gonna listen, 0:00:28.800 --> 0:00:34.120 as I ain't gonna listen because the people watching have 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:37.239 their idea of who I am, and so I am 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:41.120 whatever you want to call me. There's those names. I 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:43.680 am whatever you want me to be in your life. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:45.879 You could hate me, you could love me either way. 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:50.080 I don't give up goddamn reds as just someone. No 0:00:50.080 --> 0:00:57.880 nobody made me man, it just here. Yeah, listen. People 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:01.480 like watching train Rex, people like they don't like at all, 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:04.720 Like I don't like watching fights. You know what I do. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.720 Don't turn off when I see a fight. So even 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.240 when people don't like me, they're still gonna tune in. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:12.200 And so for those of you who don't like me 0:01:12.319 --> 0:01:15.640 or like me, welcome back. Confused the funk out of me? 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:20.080 Like like I don't like fights, right, I cringe it fights, 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.800 But I'm gonna watch a fight. I don't like seeing 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:26.600 all this, Like I'll be mad as hell when there's 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:30.600 traffic because of an accident. Guess what I do stop 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:33.120 and look at the same ship that just made me 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.440 the funk mad because now I want to see it. 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.120 So it's the same. I think it's the same way 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.400 with podcasts, like you know what I mean, like things 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.400 that people do not like, like let me bring it 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.600 to this cannot stand certain members of the Real Housewives 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.680 of multiple franchises. Guess what I do still tune in 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:52.320 knowing I don't like Candice, even though they're making me 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.760 like her this this season. I still tune in even 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:57.400 when there's people that I don't like. So it's like that, 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:01.640 you know what I mean? Oh well, I don't be 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.680 Like it's enough to turn our Patreon for five dollars 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:07.080 a month and we have edding and if you're on 0:02:07.080 --> 0:02:09.200 the YouTube, you get to see his cutie pipe face 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:13.280 not the cutie pipe wow, because I just feel like, 0:02:13.320 --> 0:02:15.119 you look really cute right now at the little beer 0:02:15.160 --> 0:02:16.799 and you got your little like you got the little 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:18.720 hoodie done, and we love that you know what you're 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.480 actually looking like, only because like you took my pictures 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:25.440 at uh at my at my college graduation. You look 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.560 like you're getting money now, like you got the little 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.280 The way you even cut your hair is different. You 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.480 don't even look like a full Mexican anymore. Like you 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.079 look like you look like you look like you could 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:37.760 be mixed to black. Now it's the haircut. You go 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:45.600 to a black barbaradale edding. No, but he's a Domican know. 0:02:45.760 --> 0:02:49.760 Um wow, I you even getting money now at age? 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.359 Go ahead? Getting older? You kind of like you don't 0:02:54.360 --> 0:02:57.520 have that little kid face. She said, you aging like 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.200 a white man. No, you like you look you look 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:02.560 like a man. Now you're giving a little boy before 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:08.800 just being real? How many people can see it in 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.919 your face? Like you when you're feeling confident about the space, 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.960 like people can read it on you. Um, let me 0:03:14.960 --> 0:03:17.720 tell you about the single white female ship? What is? 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:21.480 What is single white female addicted to retail? What's going on? 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:25.280 I don't know what's going on. So a little birdie 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.080 told me about someone that I used to date and 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:31.920 someone knew that they're dating, and I hung around her 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.440 at a few parties once or twice. Sounds like really, okay, 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:37.480 I guess I could see that. So I see the bitch, 0:03:38.720 --> 0:03:41.480 why she got to be a bit already, why she 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:43.760 can't just be a woman? I saw her. I saw 0:03:43.800 --> 0:03:47.760 the lovely lady out of party downtown in l A. 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:53.880 First off, her nails were black and white, black and 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.440 white toes, black and white nails, and she also had 0:03:57.760 --> 0:04:00.320 um braids, which I've never seen her in before. And 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:02.600 this is a white woman with braids as a black girl, 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.800 single white female is the movie. And then saw someone 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.640 just started copying her right stop looking at her and 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:12.840 I said, okay, girl, when did you start doing that? 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:15.360 And she was like, oh, I was just getting back 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:19.120 into the black and white shoot again. Huh. So I 0:04:19.200 --> 0:04:21.440 literally said to her like I love your braids. Where 0:04:21.480 --> 0:04:23.560 do you get him down? And she goes shamelessly, you're 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:27.159 a brighter. I said, oh, She's like yeah, you tagged her. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:31.839 I was like, okay, it was weird. You got the braids, ye, 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:33.360 you got the dales like me, And I was like 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:38.760 ahi whatever. Thirty minutes later, um, I started talking to 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:41.000 a dude and he's like, yo, I didn't know you 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:43.080 host that podcast for a Decisions. I was like, yeah, 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.360 I do. It was like oh ship, my homegirl got 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.400 a sex podcast too. I was like, who he poised 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:52.719 to her? Not from what I know? My drum cares 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.839 he is. I couldn't believe this bitch got a sex 0:04:56.839 --> 0:04:58.880 podcast because I thought she had a different job. Let's 0:04:58.880 --> 0:05:02.479 just say media marketing type ship. So I'm like, when 0:05:02.480 --> 0:05:04.760 did you get a sex podcast? She's like, oh, I 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:07.880 recently just started like delving into it. It's just always 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:15.240 been something I'm passionate about in her thirties, and now 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:17.400 you're sucking the nigga that I used to fuck. You 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:20.760 got a sex podcast, Braid Black of White Dails. Okay, 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:25.400 how so now I'm mad because you really just doing 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:31.120 this in my what else? So whatever? We leave. It 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:32.839 was bro When I tell you it was weird, it 0:05:32.960 --> 0:05:36.280 was fucking weird. So we leave and I see her 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:37.800 at this party. I'll be going to shout out to 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:39.440 Andre Power. I always go to the link up in 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:48.800 l A and the bitches there, Mandy, I'm not even playing. 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.320 I put on an outfit in my story the night 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:56.640 before all dental right, like a Canadian suxedo. I'm not 0:05:56.680 --> 0:05:59.640 saying nobody can wear this, but I specifically wore it 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:03.159 with like this lacy black broth posted in my story. 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:06.479 The girl was wearing the same offit, and I was like, 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:10.240 what are the odds that this could happen? So now 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:12.400 at this point, I'm like, this hole gonna steal the 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.440 hair off my head for a DNA say, but thank 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:17.119 god it's not mine. This ship was so fucking weird. 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:19.440 So dude, one of my homegirls at the party was like, 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.320 you know who this bitch is? I said who? She said, 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:26.200 she's McDowell's, bro. This bitch is the big Man's mcdowas 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:30.040 and bro. When I tell you, like, flattery is one thing, 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:33.559 but like that ship is fucking weird. Is fun. So 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:37.479 now I'm kind of irritated that, and I'm like, but 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.320 I'm not gonna say anything because it's not like I'm 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.400 that cool with her. So we all end up in 0:06:42.400 --> 0:06:44.719 this v I P section and we started having shots 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.800 or whatever, and someone asked me if they knew me 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.400 from somewhere. I'm like, no, I don't work there, and 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:53.159 she's like, don't she work for Kenyan Barriss. I'm mad 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:56.279 cool with him, Yeah, Like I was working on a 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.120 TV show with him a while ago. Oh but it 0:06:58.240 --> 0:07:01.480 wasn't a sex podcast btch and walking a sex podcast? 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:03.920 What were you working on and with what else is 0:07:04.000 --> 0:07:06.800 it home? I was so mad Mandy, I couldn't even 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:08.919 hold it in. I said, what do you do girl? 0:07:09.040 --> 0:07:11.560 Do you work for his podcast division? Also? Do you 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.920 also host the podcast for Horrible Decisions? And she looked 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.520 me dead in the face. I can't stay in that ship. Like, 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:22.160 here's the thing I think we need to distinguish, sincerely, 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:25.040 like that'sh is not cool. I know that that the 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.239 nigga that she's sucking with, I know he peep peeping 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:30.600 that ship because he's definitely talked to me about how 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.280 people can get weird and two in your space. But 0:07:32.360 --> 0:07:37.480 like we have to really understand that, yes, you can 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:41.000 be flattered by something, but like you can't carbon copy, 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.880 Like that ship is disgusting and it's embarrassing. And now 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:46.240 everybody in the room feeling weird as fun and I'm 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.960 feeling weird as fun and the whole is saying and 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.560 talking with her nails, her black and white nails bro 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.280 to where I had to change on the week after. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:55.560 I was so mad and it only came up to 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.440 me today because the nigga that I'm texting was like, YO, 0:07:58.600 --> 0:08:00.560 have you ever met so and so she looks like 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:04.480 you're twin what's not? And that's all I have to say. 0:08:04.760 --> 0:08:07.640 You guys had a lot to let go this episode, 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.000 you know, and I'm really proud of you guys. Oh 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:14.200 my god, and shut can you imagine like you literally 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:17.040 just go in in the bitch started looking like you 0:08:17.280 --> 0:08:22.239 what's Nick? Black and white toes? Yes, that's what I'm saying, 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:25.160 nails toes the same braider. But she was just like, oh, 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.920 was it ready? Then I'm starting a sex podcast? What 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.960 the funk are you going through? Bits? Man? You never 0:08:30.000 --> 0:08:32.640 had a clone. I don't think I've paid that much 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.160 attention to other people, Like, well, this was a very 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:40.600 hard one not to pay attention. I mean, I don't Yeah, 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.080 I don't know, that's what I mean. I don't know. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:45.800 I don't like if someone cuts their hair and goes behind, 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:47.240 like I don't think, oh they want to be me. 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.320 That's just a haircut. That's just a haircut. It was 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.599 just black and white nails. At one point, there's a 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:57.320 I'm sorry and niga No. It was so weird that, 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:58.960 like I had asked a friend of mine who has 0:08:58.960 --> 0:09:00.920 a unique look, like you ever catch Nick was doing 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.959 you a little like she with your hair and ship 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:05.080 like that, and he was like yeah, and he was 0:09:05.120 --> 0:09:07.080 like there's a point in time where like when there's 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.680 something unique about you. He's like, I'm not um frustrated 0:09:10.679 --> 0:09:12.599 about it as long as someone will tell me that 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:15.120 they like it, whether it be a tattoo or like 0:09:15.160 --> 0:09:17.440 a vibe, I'm on like something that I'm doing. She 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.440 used to be a friend or not really a friend, 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:22.800 but an associate, just someone. Did she ever compliment you, 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:26.080 like maybe there was a girl that's really cute, I 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.800 like what you're doing over there? Like no, no no, no, 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:33.280 I just saw her at place. Um I was like 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.760 super uncomfortable and like I think the other thing that 0:09:36.840 --> 0:09:39.720 made it weird was like I wonder if she genuinely 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:42.160 just met the dude that I used to fun or 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.600 she met him through you in association, not like did 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:47.240 you know that I used to suck him and now 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.120 you started sucking him? Because I thought, like what the 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:52.520 funk is that? It's fucking weird. But don't get me wrong, though, 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.920 because niggas will do that ship too. They'll they will 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:58.640 love the girl that someone they admire. Talk that's that's weird. 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:00.559 But like once it started to the other ship, I 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:02.800 know he gotta be sitting here looking at them. Toldes like, bitch, 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.760 you did not have to do with red when I 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.959 met you, And it's fucking weird, and I think, like, 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.480 there's the thing is like, at what point do I 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.560 I made the joke about are you also my co host? 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.439 But like, yeah, I don't know. I'm uncomfortable as fuck, 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:19.640 and I just feel like, now I can't even give 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:22.200 details about the niggas. I mean, because she's gonna be like, 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:25.920 let's see next the next one actor. Would I say, 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:28.920 a few weeks ago, what what else does he do? No, 0:10:29.400 --> 0:10:32.080 this bitch, I'm telling you. It's like, you know, when 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.720 in Broad City she was into the girl that looked 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:38.280 like her as this kid, You're giving all these references 0:10:38.360 --> 0:10:41.839 and I do not know none of them. Coming to 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:47.839 America mcdwell it was like, oh, like the McDonald's. I 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:52.120 was like, who is McDowell. Yeah, she's a McDowell's. Oh okay, okay, okay, 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:56.719 so okay caught that one real late. Everybody said, look 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:59.360 at the big man, that's what she is. No, it's 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:01.520 just weird. I us when you like stop dating someone 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.880 and then you know, we all kind of date someone 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:06.720 that used to look like the first like that happens, 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:11.439 but you did. Can I ask you too? Is that 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:14.640 something that like when you're exit, when you break up 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.360 with a girl, do you like go to look and 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:20.760 see who they fun after you? I've never said I 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:22.599 don't do that. That's why I like and I know 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.960 you're just you your party, so you see these people together, 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:29.960 but like, I don't know who the hell these niggas 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:32.360 fucked after me. Another another nigga hit me and my 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:35.199 goddamn d MS Canadian book. He hit me and my 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:38.520 ship checking in on me, followed the gum on Instagram back, Okay, 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.000 that's cool, and let me know he got kids. All 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.960 the niggas that I used to sun with before the pandemic, 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:44.959 they're all sliding in my d ms letting me know 0:11:45.640 --> 0:11:48.120 their new fathers. And I don't like kids, So I 0:11:48.120 --> 0:11:50.720 don't know why you are my dams. Congrats you're happy 0:11:51.240 --> 0:11:55.640 leave me? And then but even with like them having 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:59.320 kids and everyone that I'm I don't give a funk. 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.360 I don't look for I don't ever, I don't really 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.560 have I don't never see where for me to find 0:12:03.600 --> 0:12:05.240 out stuff, dude, Like the niggas I've made it are 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.800 pretty low key on social Like I probably wouldn't ever 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:13.240 see a girl. But how did you know, like uma girl, 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:19.640 not the the one who banned you? Oh, how did 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:23.040 you know what his new girl looked like? Her? Oh? 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:29.760 See that's strange. Actually, Dave was right there. Oh shits, 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.319 but that's the thing though, you met her and she 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:35.120 was like, Hi, I'm such as such a girl. Oh 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:39.360 he told me the truth? Okay, okay? Is it than that? 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:43.640 How's it happen? I feel like niggas will tell you, 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.000 like if you got a new girls. I mean, I've 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:50.199 just always been in a space where, like with with 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.600 people have dated to where they're open about a partner 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:54.280 or something like that. So maybe if there was a 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:56.000 girl from the past they'll tell me about or something 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.199 like that. I've kind of done the same thing, but 0:12:58.280 --> 0:13:01.800 I haven't really like stumbled on it. But also I'm 0:13:01.920 --> 0:13:05.400 not in an era where people are like constantly posted 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:07.840 or in a in a world where niggas is constantly 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.080 posting their relationship. I feel like that's a girl thing 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:11.679 to do. So how would I find it? Let me 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.920 ask this woman? So there have been situations where I've 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:18.040 gone to parties where I'm deejaying or taking video or 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:21.000 something like that, and There'll be a girl that used 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:24.880 to funk there. Right, do I have to tell my 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.439 girl that that girl was there? Good question, because I 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:30.080 feel like the only time I feel like I need 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:34.160 to say that is if she talks. She approached me, 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.600 like if she said hi to me, that's different. Now 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:38.559 she approached me in a manner that I'm like, Okay, 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:40.959 my girl would not like this now to me, to 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:44.640 me from personally. If she's just in the building and 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:48.200 y'all have no interaction, absolutely not, even if she comes 0:13:48.280 --> 0:13:49.719 up and says, hey, you know she comes up and 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.200 because the goddamn song. I would say yes, only because 0:13:53.720 --> 0:13:56.800 if your girls, friends or anybody that knows your girl 0:13:57.320 --> 0:14:02.199 is in the fucking room, that slight interaction can be 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:06.120 relaid back differently. A picture can be taken, and even 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:09.320 if it just happened for a split second, like literally, 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:11.959 I would say, just so that no one can come 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:14.839 to her and tell you and tell her something that 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:18.320 she doesn't already know. I would say literally, if there's 0:14:18.320 --> 0:14:21.240 any sort of engagement whatsoever to where it can look 0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.640 like something absolutely tell her. I I agree, I would 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.840 not want to be in a room where someone's like 0:14:28.000 --> 0:14:30.240 around and talking and hanging with us and I didn't know. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.720 I think that it's just only right and also like 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:35.880 it saved the bullshit for later, especially if you feel 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.440 like when your girl realizes that you're an open person, 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.680 that's really where the trust comes from, you know. I 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:43.800 think the more you share and the more you're open 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:45.840 about things, the less some you have to hide, and 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.120 the more somebody trusts you. You know what I'm saying, 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.320 Like being a DJ ed in like that's a god 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.880 ass fucking career, Nigga, It's not easy, Like you're always out. 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.080 Everybody's always going to be on your dick. She's been 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:01.480 there sometimes where like I've gotten too much attention and 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:05.400 I'm just like right there, okay, So so to me 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.880 then that that's I think though conversation you have with 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.640 your girl because she knows your job. So I think 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:15.520 actually that's something for if a girl dates a celebrity, 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:20.040 a DJ, someone who's a party promoter, someone who's social 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:24.040 socially out there, I think you create a really really 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:28.880 really bad vibe about you. If when I'm out working 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:31.680 the thing that provides and that you don't complain about 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:33.400 when we on trips or when I pay the bills 0:15:33.480 --> 0:15:35.960 or when I take you out. You can't say here 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:37.920 and be mad about the attention, you know what I mean. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.080 So I'm glad that you've had that conversation, because yeah, 0:15:40.160 --> 0:15:41.720 oh yeah, that was like one of the first conversation 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.160 I had with my partner. I was like, I gotta 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:45.600 make sure I settled this base and let things because 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.800 I've seen a lot of people get in trouble later. Yeah, 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:50.840 because they never had that comb Oh yeah, I have 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:52.960 to no outsider, nig If you listen to my pod, 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.360 I'll make it sound like it happened last week. It didn't. 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:57.760 Maybe it happened four years ago. Don't sit here and 0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.240 listen to this goddamn podcast and think I was just 0:16:00.400 --> 0:16:03.160 up in somebody boot hole because it wasn't recent. I 0:16:03.280 --> 0:16:09.040 did it for the podcast, Okay, I answer job. I 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.960 would never have done it otherwise. This is something I 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:14.880 have to do. Bro. It's funny because like the guy 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:18.240 I sucked a few weeks ago, and I think we 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:20.240 talked about it with Liz Girl Goldwyn, where like I 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:23.440 just had a one night little flame thing, and when 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:26.560 we were done fucking, he was like, all, I like 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:28.560 what you're gonna say about me on the podcast, but 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:31.800 I know it's coming, and I was like, don't shotter yourself. Money. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:36.720 Not everyone gets to mention like I couldn't even believe, 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.160 like the nigga, the skater guy, he being brought up, 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:41.920 He's gonna lood I know something like I'm excited about 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:44.080 the ship, but like the skater nig got sucked when 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:46.000 I needed a heating brad after he sucked me and 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.080 I was sitting there with that ship plugged into a wall. 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.720 I understand. I understand that he would think he would 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.600 be talking about because you're going to this is concerning. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:56.760 I'm letting you know now. Once I saw his dick, 0:16:56.800 --> 0:17:00.000 I said, little this, this is it. This is three episode, 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:08.800 but yeah, it's I don't know, it's weird. Anyway, speaking 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:11.680 of dicks, I saw some ship on Hollywood Unlock that 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:16.080 was sucking hilarious. So first I'm we'll read the article 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.600 and then we'll play you the audio. I know y'all 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:22.399 saw this. But there was a man that claims he 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.320 was rejected from a job because his dick was too big. 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.639 He had a nine and a half inch dick, and 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:30.200 he was allegedly rejected from a job because they thought 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.480 he had an erection during his interview. It was a 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.679 British television network that featured the man Joe on their 0:17:36.720 --> 0:17:39.879 show and called it my massive cock. And while some 0:17:40.359 --> 0:17:43.920 people in the series say they don't mind large appendages, 0:17:44.320 --> 0:17:48.000 others are seeking reduction surgeries, and he who chose to 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:51.400 withhold his name Um, says that his dick has gotten 0:17:51.440 --> 0:17:53.359 in the way of a lot of normal things in 0:17:53.480 --> 0:17:56.360 life and a drill to his career. The scaling is off. 0:17:56.440 --> 0:18:01.600 It's thicker than my forearm. It's seven inches around now, goddamn, 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:03.520 i'mousa say it is. When I saw nine and a 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:06.960 half inches, I was like, that doesn't really sound that 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:13.359 we just found out seven inches around. It's crazy. Also, 0:18:13.440 --> 0:18:18.480 there's a photo this bulge. He could have wore some 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:21.320 bag your jeans in me. If you wore jeans, I 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:24.200 don't think it looks like if you something. If you 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:28.000 wore pants, that would probably show sweatpants. Absolutely, he requires 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:31.159 special underwear to record, with a bigger pouch to record 0:18:32.040 --> 0:18:38.080 um to let everything fit and yeah, basically said you're 0:18:38.080 --> 0:18:39.720 not going to get your job. We thought you were 0:18:39.720 --> 0:18:41.760 a great candidate, but there was a lot of inappropriate 0:18:42.000 --> 0:18:46.400 behavior happening, and that was verbatim. Up, yeah, I think 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:51.000 that's what. I think. They're able to fit and very tight. 0:18:51.240 --> 0:18:52.800 The response I thought was you're not going to get 0:18:52.840 --> 0:18:54.320 a job. We thought we were a good candidate, but 0:18:54.400 --> 0:18:57.560 we thought that was anna perfect behind get happening. Saw 0:18:57.680 --> 0:19:03.359 that in direction this whole interview, the sad music. Me 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:06.120 and my particular it's just like me and my massive cock. 0:19:06.160 --> 0:19:10.280 It's like really sick, you know, Okay, anybody it's just 0:19:10.400 --> 0:19:14.159 too big. It's too large, my hans. That's okay. If 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:16.120 a girl got her curves and she's wearing something that's 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:18.879 Miley tight, but you got curbs, curses curves like the teacher, 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:22.960 I mean, yeah, you right. You well know there have 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:28.320 been been like there have been petitions by parents for 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:31.760 curby teachers to be like, okay, to tell you what 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:35.000 this is. This is if I was ugly, I'd probably 0:19:35.119 --> 0:19:38.159 a sign that muck. You ain't if you don't let 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:43.639 me see this what. Let's just say you got a 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:45.879 badass bitch, and you know your man is kind of 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:48.879 coming home, like you don't look like miss Stephanie that 0:19:49.040 --> 0:19:51.320 get their home and it's not gonna go home. But 0:19:51.440 --> 0:19:54.320 also like the daddy might not even show the nigg 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:56.000 is gonna be showing up for ship? May I going 0:19:56.119 --> 0:19:58.480 to meet the teacher if I only want to be 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:00.600 the teacher? She looked like that, But other wise nikason't 0:20:00.600 --> 0:20:03.040 be showing up for eight kids? When did you want 0:20:03.040 --> 0:20:05.320 to go to the PTA? Means I always loved it. 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:10.040 I'm always interesting. Okay, So I want to get into 0:20:10.040 --> 0:20:13.119 the hord derve because I got a text message from 0:20:13.119 --> 0:20:15.080 a girl sucked a long time ago. To be honest, 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:17.640 I didn't even never say shout out to you. Um. 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:19.720 I did never never say it because it was just 0:20:19.880 --> 0:20:23.080 something that like maybe I deleted it because the scissors. 0:20:23.240 --> 0:20:27.400 That's how long ago this was. But scissors was crazy. Um. 0:20:28.200 --> 0:20:30.520 Also one of her friend's watched sorry but I do. 0:20:30.960 --> 0:20:35.399 I mean, I love you, man, I'd be deleting. You know, 0:20:35.520 --> 0:20:39.040 if if I'm dating someone, I try to set a 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:40.760 limit to where I won't change my life. But if 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:42.960 it's like really fucking with you, fucking people is done. 0:20:43.400 --> 0:20:46.399 So this girl wrote me a long as text about 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:48.199 all the things that I did that she loved when 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:50.639 I ate her pussy. And one of the things that 0:20:50.680 --> 0:20:53.520 stuck out to me that I do love is she's like, 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:55.720 you would kiss me so long. I remember having to 0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:59.360 beg you to lick me. And I think that men 0:21:00.119 --> 0:21:03.640 are so focused sometimes on what to do when they're 0:21:03.880 --> 0:21:05.879