Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrible Decision. I'm your home
Speaker 1: girl or not or that bitch or whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call me any motherfucking day of the week, Mandy
Speaker 1: b or all of my A k's, and you can
Speaker 1: make up your own if you want. I ain't gonna listen,
Speaker 1: as I ain't gonna listen because the people watching have
Speaker 1: their idea of who I am, and so I am
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call me. There's those names. I
Speaker 1: am whatever you want me to be in your life.
Speaker 1: You could hate me, you could love me either way.
Speaker 1: I don't give up goddamn reds as just someone. No
Speaker 1: nobody made me man, it just here. Yeah, listen. People
Speaker 1: like watching train Rex, people like they don't like at all,
Speaker 1: Like I don't like watching fights. You know what I do.
Speaker 1: Don't turn off when I see a fight. So even
Speaker 1: when people don't like me, they're still gonna tune in.
Speaker 1: And so for those of you who don't like me
Speaker 1: or like me, welcome back. Confused the funk out of me?
Speaker 1: Like like I don't like fights, right, I cringe it fights,
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna watch a fight. I don't like seeing
Speaker 1: all this, Like I'll be mad as hell when there's
Speaker 1: traffic because of an accident. Guess what I do stop
Speaker 1: and look at the same ship that just made me
Speaker 1: the funk mad because now I want to see it.
Speaker 1: So it's the same. I think it's the same way
Speaker 1: with podcasts, like you know what I mean, like things
Speaker 1: that people do not like, like let me bring it
Speaker 1: to this cannot stand certain members of the Real Housewives
Speaker 1: of multiple franchises. Guess what I do still tune in
Speaker 1: knowing I don't like Candice, even though they're making me
Speaker 1: like her this this season. I still tune in even
Speaker 1: when there's people that I don't like. So it's like that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Oh well, I don't be
Speaker 1: Like it's enough to turn our Patreon for five dollars
Speaker 1: a month and we have edding and if you're on
Speaker 1: the YouTube, you get to see his cutie pipe face
Speaker 1: not the cutie pipe wow, because I just feel like,
Speaker 1: you look really cute right now at the little beer
Speaker 1: and you got your little like you got the little
Speaker 1: hoodie done, and we love that you know what you're
Speaker 1: actually looking like, only because like you took my pictures
Speaker 1: at uh at my at my college graduation. You look
Speaker 1: like you're getting money now, like you got the little
Speaker 1: The way you even cut your hair is different. You
Speaker 1: don't even look like a full Mexican anymore. Like you
Speaker 1: look like you look like you look like you could
Speaker 1: be mixed to black. Now it's the haircut. You go
Speaker 1: to a black barbaradale edding. No, but he's a Domican know.
Speaker 1: Um wow, I you even getting money now at age?
Speaker 1: Go ahead? Getting older? You kind of like you don't
Speaker 1: have that little kid face. She said, you aging like
Speaker 1: a white man. No, you like you look you look
Speaker 1: like a man. Now you're giving a little boy before
Speaker 1: just being real? How many people can see it in
Speaker 1: your face? Like you when you're feeling confident about the space,
Speaker 1: like people can read it on you. Um, let me
Speaker 1: tell you about the single white female ship? What is?
Speaker 1: What is single white female addicted to retail? What's going on?
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. So a little birdie
Speaker 1: told me about someone that I used to date and
Speaker 1: someone knew that they're dating, and I hung around her
Speaker 1: at a few parties once or twice. Sounds like really, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I could see that. So I see the bitch,
Speaker 1: why she got to be a bit already, why she
Speaker 1: can't just be a woman? I saw her. I saw
Speaker 1: the lovely lady out of party downtown in l A.
Speaker 1: First off, her nails were black and white, black and
Speaker 1: white toes, black and white nails, and she also had
Speaker 1: um braids, which I've never seen her in before. And
Speaker 1: this is a white woman with braids as a black girl,
Speaker 1: single white female is the movie. And then saw someone
Speaker 1: just started copying her right stop looking at her and
Speaker 1: I said, okay, girl, when did you start doing that?
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, I was just getting back
Speaker 1: into the black and white shoot again. Huh. So I
Speaker 1: literally said to her like I love your braids. Where
Speaker 1: do you get him down? And she goes shamelessly, you're
Speaker 1: a brighter. I said, oh, She's like yeah, you tagged her.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, it was weird. You got the braids, ye,
Speaker 1: you got the dales like me, And I was like
Speaker 1: ahi whatever. Thirty minutes later, um, I started talking to
Speaker 1: a dude and he's like, yo, I didn't know you
Speaker 1: host that podcast for a Decisions. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. It was like oh ship, my homegirl got
Speaker 1: a sex podcast too. I was like, who he poised
Speaker 1: to her? Not from what I know? My drum cares
Speaker 1: he is. I couldn't believe this bitch got a sex
Speaker 1: podcast because I thought she had a different job. Let's
Speaker 1: just say media marketing type ship. So I'm like, when
Speaker 1: did you get a sex podcast? She's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: recently just started like delving into it. It's just always
Speaker 1: been something I'm passionate about in her thirties, and now
Speaker 1: you're sucking the nigga that I used to fuck. You
Speaker 1: got a sex podcast, Braid Black of White Dails. Okay,
Speaker 1: how so now I'm mad because you really just doing
Speaker 1: this in my what else? So whatever? We leave. It
Speaker 1: was bro When I tell you it was weird, it
Speaker 1: was fucking weird. So we leave and I see her
Speaker 1: at this party. I'll be going to shout out to
Speaker 1: Andre Power. I always go to the link up in
Speaker 1: l A and the bitches there, Mandy, I'm not even playing.
Speaker 1: I put on an outfit in my story the night
Speaker 1: before all dental right, like a Canadian suxedo. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying nobody can wear this, but I specifically wore it
Speaker 1: with like this lacy black broth posted in my story.
Speaker 1: The girl was wearing the same offit, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what are the odds that this could happen? So now
Speaker 1: at this point, I'm like, this hole gonna steal the
Speaker 1: hair off my head for a DNA say, but thank
Speaker 1: god it's not mine. This ship was so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: So dude, one of my homegirls at the party was like,
Speaker 1: you know who this bitch is? I said who? She said,
Speaker 1: she's McDowell's, bro. This bitch is the big Man's mcdowas
Speaker 1: and bro. When I tell you, like, flattery is one thing,
Speaker 1: but like that ship is fucking weird. Is fun. So
Speaker 1: now I'm kind of irritated that, and I'm like, but
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say anything because it's not like I'm
Speaker 1: that cool with her. So we all end up in
Speaker 1: this v I P section and we started having shots
Speaker 1: or whatever, and someone asked me if they knew me
Speaker 1: from somewhere. I'm like, no, I don't work there, and
Speaker 1: she's like, don't she work for Kenyan Barriss. I'm mad
Speaker 1: cool with him, Yeah, Like I was working on a
Speaker 1: TV show with him a while ago. Oh but it
Speaker 1: wasn't a sex podcast btch and walking a sex podcast?
Speaker 1: What were you working on and with what else is
Speaker 1: it home? I was so mad Mandy, I couldn't even
Speaker 1: hold it in. I said, what do you do girl?
Speaker 1: Do you work for his podcast division? Also? Do you
Speaker 1: also host the podcast for Horrible Decisions? And she looked
Speaker 1: me dead in the face. I can't stay in that ship. Like,
Speaker 1: here's the thing I think we need to distinguish, sincerely,
Speaker 1: like that'sh is not cool. I know that that the
Speaker 1: nigga that she's sucking with, I know he peep peeping
Speaker 1: that ship because he's definitely talked to me about how
Speaker 1: people can get weird and two in your space. But
Speaker 1: like we have to really understand that, yes, you can
Speaker 1: be flattered by something, but like you can't carbon copy,
Speaker 1: Like that ship is disgusting and it's embarrassing. And now
Speaker 1: everybody in the room feeling weird as fun and I'm
Speaker 1: feeling weird as fun and the whole is saying and
Speaker 1: talking with her nails, her black and white nails bro
Speaker 1: to where I had to change on the week after.
Speaker 1: I was so mad and it only came up to
Speaker 1: me today because the nigga that I'm texting was like, YO,
Speaker 1: have you ever met so and so she looks like
Speaker 1: you're twin what's not? And that's all I have to say.
Speaker 1: You guys had a lot to let go this episode,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm really proud of you guys. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, and shut can you imagine like you literally
Speaker 1: just go in in the bitch started looking like you
Speaker 1: what's Nick? Black and white toes? Yes, that's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: nails toes the same braider. But she was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: was it ready? Then I'm starting a sex podcast? What
Speaker 1: the funk are you going through? Bits? Man? You never
Speaker 1: had a clone. I don't think I've paid that much
Speaker 1: attention to other people, Like, well, this was a very
Speaker 1: hard one not to pay attention. I mean, I don't Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know, that's what I mean. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't like if someone cuts their hair and goes behind,
Speaker 1: like I don't think, oh they want to be me.
Speaker 1: That's just a haircut. That's just a haircut. It was
Speaker 1: just black and white nails. At one point, there's a
Speaker 1: I'm sorry and niga No. It was so weird that,
Speaker 1: like I had asked a friend of mine who has
Speaker 1: a unique look, like you ever catch Nick was doing
Speaker 1: you a little like she with your hair and ship
Speaker 1: like that, and he was like yeah, and he was
Speaker 1: like there's a point in time where like when there's
Speaker 1: something unique about you. He's like, I'm not um frustrated
Speaker 1: about it as long as someone will tell me that
Speaker 1: they like it, whether it be a tattoo or like
Speaker 1: a vibe, I'm on like something that I'm doing. She
Speaker 1: used to be a friend or not really a friend,
Speaker 1: but an associate, just someone. Did she ever compliment you,
Speaker 1: like maybe there was a girl that's really cute, I
Speaker 1: like what you're doing over there? Like no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: I just saw her at place. Um I was like
Speaker 1: super uncomfortable and like I think the other thing that
Speaker 1: made it weird was like I wonder if she genuinely
Speaker 1: just met the dude that I used to fun or
Speaker 1: she met him through you in association, not like did
Speaker 1: you know that I used to suck him and now
Speaker 1: you started sucking him? Because I thought, like what the
Speaker 1: funk is that? It's fucking weird. But don't get me wrong, though,
Speaker 1: because niggas will do that ship too. They'll they will
Speaker 1: love the girl that someone they admire. Talk that's that's weird.
Speaker 1: But like once it started to the other ship, I
Speaker 1: know he gotta be sitting here looking at them. Toldes like, bitch,
Speaker 1: you did not have to do with red when I
Speaker 1: met you, And it's fucking weird, and I think, like,
Speaker 1: there's the thing is like, at what point do I
Speaker 1: I made the joke about are you also my co host?
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I don't know. I'm uncomfortable as fuck,
Speaker 1: and I just feel like, now I can't even give
Speaker 1: details about the niggas. I mean, because she's gonna be like,
Speaker 1: let's see next the next one actor. Would I say,
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago, what what else does he do? No,
Speaker 1: this bitch, I'm telling you. It's like, you know, when
Speaker 1: in Broad City she was into the girl that looked
Speaker 1: like her as this kid, You're giving all these references
Speaker 1: and I do not know none of them. Coming to
Speaker 1: America mcdwell it was like, oh, like the McDonald's. I
Speaker 1: was like, who is McDowell. Yeah, she's a McDowell's. Oh okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so okay caught that one real late. Everybody said, look
Speaker 1: at the big man, that's what she is. No, it's
Speaker 1: just weird. I us when you like stop dating someone
Speaker 1: and then you know, we all kind of date someone
Speaker 1: that used to look like the first like that happens,
Speaker 1: but you did. Can I ask you too? Is that
Speaker 1: something that like when you're exit, when you break up
Speaker 1: with a girl, do you like go to look and
Speaker 1: see who they fun after you? I've never said I
Speaker 1: don't do that. That's why I like and I know
Speaker 1: you're just you your party, so you see these people together,
Speaker 1: but like, I don't know who the hell these niggas
Speaker 1: fucked after me. Another another nigga hit me and my
Speaker 1: goddamn d MS Canadian book. He hit me and my
Speaker 1: ship checking in on me, followed the gum on Instagram back, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool, and let me know he got kids. All
Speaker 1: the niggas that I used to sun with before the pandemic,
Speaker 1: they're all sliding in my d ms letting me know
Speaker 1: their new fathers. And I don't like kids, So I
Speaker 1: don't know why you are my dams. Congrats you're happy
Speaker 1: leave me? And then but even with like them having
Speaker 1: kids and everyone that I'm I don't give a funk.
Speaker 1: I don't look for I don't ever, I don't really
Speaker 1: have I don't never see where for me to find
Speaker 1: out stuff, dude, Like the niggas I've made it are
Speaker 1: pretty low key on social Like I probably wouldn't ever
Speaker 1: see a girl. But how did you know, like uma girl,
Speaker 1: not the the one who banned you? Oh, how did
Speaker 1: you know what his new girl looked like? Her? Oh?
Speaker 1: See that's strange. Actually, Dave was right there. Oh shits,
Speaker 1: but that's the thing though, you met her and she
Speaker 1: was like, Hi, I'm such as such a girl. Oh
Speaker 1: he told me the truth? Okay, okay? Is it than that?
Speaker 1: How's it happen? I feel like niggas will tell you,
Speaker 1: like if you got a new girls. I mean, I've
Speaker 1: just always been in a space where, like with with
Speaker 1: people have dated to where they're open about a partner
Speaker 1: or something like that. So maybe if there was a
Speaker 1: girl from the past they'll tell me about or something
Speaker 1: like that. I've kind of done the same thing, but
Speaker 1: I haven't really like stumbled on it. But also I'm
Speaker 1: not in an era where people are like constantly posted
Speaker 1: or in a in a world where niggas is constantly
Speaker 1: posting their relationship. I feel like that's a girl thing
Speaker 1: to do. So how would I find it? Let me
Speaker 1: ask this woman? So there have been situations where I've
Speaker 1: gone to parties where I'm deejaying or taking video or
Speaker 1: something like that, and There'll be a girl that used
Speaker 1: to funk there. Right, do I have to tell my
Speaker 1: girl that that girl was there? Good question, because I
Speaker 1: feel like the only time I feel like I need
Speaker 1: to say that is if she talks. She approached me,
Speaker 1: like if she said hi to me, that's different. Now
Speaker 1: she approached me in a manner that I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: my girl would not like this now to me, to
Speaker 1: me from personally. If she's just in the building and
Speaker 1: y'all have no interaction, absolutely not, even if she comes
Speaker 1: up and says, hey, you know she comes up and
Speaker 1: because the goddamn song. I would say yes, only because
Speaker 1: if your girls, friends or anybody that knows your girl
Speaker 1: is in the fucking room, that slight interaction can be
Speaker 1: relaid back differently. A picture can be taken, and even
Speaker 1: if it just happened for a split second, like literally,
Speaker 1: I would say, just so that no one can come
Speaker 1: to her and tell you and tell her something that
Speaker 1: she doesn't already know. I would say literally, if there's
Speaker 1: any sort of engagement whatsoever to where it can look
Speaker 1: like something absolutely tell her. I I agree, I would
Speaker 1: not want to be in a room where someone's like
Speaker 1: around and talking and hanging with us and I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I think that it's just only right and also like
Speaker 1: it saved the bullshit for later, especially if you feel
Speaker 1: like when your girl realizes that you're an open person,
Speaker 1: that's really where the trust comes from, you know. I
Speaker 1: think the more you share and the more you're open
Speaker 1: about things, the less some you have to hide, and
Speaker 1: the more somebody trusts you. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like being a DJ ed in like that's a god
Speaker 1: ass fucking career, Nigga, It's not easy, Like you're always out.
Speaker 1: Everybody's always going to be on your dick. She's been
Speaker 1: there sometimes where like I've gotten too much attention and
Speaker 1: I'm just like right there, okay, So so to me
Speaker 1: then that that's I think though conversation you have with
Speaker 1: your girl because she knows your job. So I think
Speaker 1: actually that's something for if a girl dates a celebrity,
Speaker 1: a DJ, someone who's a party promoter, someone who's social
Speaker 1: socially out there, I think you create a really really
Speaker 1: really bad vibe about you. If when I'm out working
Speaker 1: the thing that provides and that you don't complain about
Speaker 1: when we on trips or when I pay the bills
Speaker 1: or when I take you out. You can't say here
Speaker 1: and be mad about the attention, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So I'm glad that you've had that conversation, because yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that was like one of the first conversation
Speaker 1: I had with my partner. I was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: make sure I settled this base and let things because
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of people get in trouble later. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they never had that comb Oh yeah, I have
Speaker 1: to no outsider, nig If you listen to my pod,
Speaker 1: I'll make it sound like it happened last week. It didn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe it happened four years ago. Don't sit here and
Speaker 1: listen to this goddamn podcast and think I was just
Speaker 1: up in somebody boot hole because it wasn't recent. I
Speaker 1: did it for the podcast, Okay, I answer job. I
Speaker 1: would never have done it otherwise. This is something I
Speaker 1: have to do. Bro. It's funny because like the guy
Speaker 1: I sucked a few weeks ago, and I think we
Speaker 1: talked about it with Liz Girl Goldwyn, where like I
Speaker 1: just had a one night little flame thing, and when
Speaker 1: we were done fucking, he was like, all, I like
Speaker 1: what you're gonna say about me on the podcast, but
Speaker 1: I know it's coming, and I was like, don't shotter yourself. Money.
Speaker 1: Not everyone gets to mention like I couldn't even believe,
Speaker 1: like the nigga, the skater guy, he being brought up,
Speaker 1: He's gonna lood I know something like I'm excited about
Speaker 1: the ship, but like the skater nig got sucked when
Speaker 1: I needed a heating brad after he sucked me and
Speaker 1: I was sitting there with that ship plugged into a wall.
Speaker 1: I understand. I understand that he would think he would
Speaker 1: be talking about because you're going to this is concerning.
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know now. Once I saw his dick,
Speaker 1: I said, little this, this is it. This is three episode,
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's I don't know, it's weird. Anyway, speaking
Speaker 1: of dicks, I saw some ship on Hollywood Unlock that
Speaker 1: was sucking hilarious. So first I'm we'll read the article
Speaker 1: and then we'll play you the audio. I know y'all
Speaker 1: saw this. But there was a man that claims he
Speaker 1: was rejected from a job because his dick was too big.
Speaker 1: He had a nine and a half inch dick, and
Speaker 1: he was allegedly rejected from a job because they thought
Speaker 1: he had an erection during his interview. It was a
Speaker 1: British television network that featured the man Joe on their
Speaker 1: show and called it my massive cock. And while some
Speaker 1: people in the series say they don't mind large appendages,
Speaker 1: others are seeking reduction surgeries, and he who chose to
Speaker 1: withhold his name Um, says that his dick has gotten
Speaker 1: in the way of a lot of normal things in
Speaker 1: life and a drill to his career. The scaling is off.
Speaker 1: It's thicker than my forearm. It's seven inches around now, goddamn,
Speaker 1: i'mousa say it is. When I saw nine and a
Speaker 1: half inches, I was like, that doesn't really sound that
Speaker 1: we just found out seven inches around. It's crazy. Also,
Speaker 1: there's a photo this bulge. He could have wore some
Speaker 1: bag your jeans in me. If you wore jeans, I
Speaker 1: don't think it looks like if you something. If you
Speaker 1: wore pants, that would probably show sweatpants. Absolutely, he requires
Speaker 1: special underwear to record, with a bigger pouch to record
Speaker 1: um to let everything fit and yeah, basically said you're
Speaker 1: not going to get your job. We thought you were
Speaker 1: a great candidate, but there was a lot of inappropriate
Speaker 1: behavior happening, and that was verbatim. Up, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that's what. I think. They're able to fit and very tight.
Speaker 1: The response I thought was you're not going to get
Speaker 1: a job. We thought we were a good candidate, but
Speaker 1: we thought that was anna perfect behind get happening. Saw
Speaker 1: that in direction this whole interview, the sad music. Me
Speaker 1: and my particular it's just like me and my massive cock.
Speaker 1: It's like really sick, you know, Okay, anybody it's just
Speaker 1: too big. It's too large, my hans. That's okay. If
Speaker 1: a girl got her curves and she's wearing something that's
Speaker 1: Miley tight, but you got curbs, curses curves like the teacher,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you right. You well know there have
Speaker 1: been been like there have been petitions by parents for
Speaker 1: curby teachers to be like, okay, to tell you what
Speaker 1: this is. This is if I was ugly, I'd probably
Speaker 1: a sign that muck. You ain't if you don't let
Speaker 1: me see this what. Let's just say you got a
Speaker 1: badass bitch, and you know your man is kind of
Speaker 1: coming home, like you don't look like miss Stephanie that
Speaker 1: get their home and it's not gonna go home. But
Speaker 1: also like the daddy might not even show the nigg
Speaker 1: is gonna be showing up for ship? May I going
Speaker 1: to meet the teacher if I only want to be
Speaker 1: the teacher? She looked like that, But other wise nikason't
Speaker 1: be showing up for eight kids? When did you want
Speaker 1: to go to the PTA? Means I always loved it.
Speaker 1: I'm always interesting. Okay, So I want to get into
Speaker 1: the hord derve because I got a text message from
Speaker 1: a girl sucked a long time ago. To be honest,
Speaker 1: I didn't even never say shout out to you. Um.
Speaker 1: I did never never say it because it was just
Speaker 1: something that like maybe I deleted it because the scissors.
Speaker 1: That's how long ago this was. But scissors was crazy. Um.
Speaker 1: Also one of her friend's watched sorry but I do.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love you, man, I'd be deleting. You know,
Speaker 1: if if I'm dating someone, I try to set a
Speaker 1: limit to where I won't change my life. But if
Speaker 1: it's like really fucking with you, fucking people is done.
Speaker 1: So this girl wrote me a long as text about
Speaker 1: all the things that I did that she loved when
Speaker 1: I ate her pussy. And one of the things that
Speaker 1: stuck out to me that I do love is she's like,
Speaker 1: you would kiss me so long. I remember having to
Speaker 1: beg you to lick me. And I think that men
Speaker 1: are so focused sometimes on what to do when they're
Speaker 1: actually inside of the pussy, what to do with their
Speaker 1: hands and their mouth. And I would say, really, treat
Speaker 1: eating pussy like you're making out. It's like you don't
Speaker 1: just when you're kissing, hopefully you don't. You kind of
Speaker 1: take your time, like treat the vagina, the lips, the vulva,
Speaker 1: just like that I kissed in her thighs. It's a
Speaker 1: very sensitive area. Kissing the lips slow, like it takes
Speaker 1: me a long time to put the tongue in the pussy.
Speaker 1: Even if I do, it's just like grazingly. I almost
Speaker 1: like part them with my mouth like with my tongue,
Speaker 1: but I go super slow, and once I'm in it,
Speaker 1: then I'm in it. But I've found that it gets
Speaker 1: me wetter and it gets women wetter. You know, I
Speaker 1: only got into like clip sucking like a few years back.
Speaker 1: Flying I don't know it was requested, which is appreciative,
Speaker 1: but you just didn't know. No, I didn't not do
Speaker 1: clip sucking at all. I thought that would be uncomfortable
Speaker 1: if you suck it. I don't want another Google. Were
Speaker 1: you with them trying to Wolf? We're not talking about
Speaker 1: maybe like man one wolf at name in the comments.
Speaker 1: Maybe did they be like, oh, he in the room,
Speaker 1: we're here, come on to YouTube real quick, because they
Speaker 1: hi to the people. You're not gonna come on, come on,
Speaker 1: You're not gonna come over your music candy for that?
Speaker 1: Come on we Wolf? Can you text to Mike? There
Speaker 1: we go. Let me not objectify you work. We should
Speaker 1: all go around and give either our best eating pussy
Speaker 1: tip or one that has been told to us. Suck
Speaker 1: the definitely not too hard. I don't like to Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you know do some thoughts do something right when
Speaker 1: you're especially grabbing the thigh. I love when somebody called
Speaker 1: ask like in their hands and they're like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm very visual and I've been using a lot of toys,
Speaker 1: so I would say, um, if you're a woman like
Speaker 1: myself who enjoys penetration, even if like you bring out
Speaker 1: a dildo and have him use the dildo instead of
Speaker 1: his fingers and eat you at the same time, like
Speaker 1: it's again my fantasy of having two partners. If I'm
Speaker 1: getting funck the household on my pussy eight so like
Speaker 1: to be getting penetrated with the dildo, to be okay
Speaker 1: with using a vibrator. But for some reason, I feel
Speaker 1: like dildo throws men off. Would you eat Raise of
Speaker 1: hands in the room. No one knows who's in this room,
Speaker 1: Raise your hands if you would eat a pussy with
Speaker 1: a dildo in it. I love this, all right, I
Speaker 1: love You're the only freak buddy. I love this, But
Speaker 1: you know what, to me, a vibrator is for my clip.
Speaker 1: I don't want to vibrator on my plus. But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I think, for some reason, holding a
Speaker 1: dick to a man like because in their heads there's
Speaker 1: so many, there's so many dildos. You know what, if
Speaker 1: you're an insecure man listening to this pot and oh, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you out, Yes you right there, who wouldn't
Speaker 1: come out on camera if you're insecure? That's the thing
Speaker 1: about a dildo, right, It doesn't have to look like
Speaker 1: a dick. And what's crazy is there's some now that
Speaker 1: are literally just cylindrical or because Nigga's a childish. I
Speaker 1: have seen dildos that are like that look like an eggplant.
Speaker 1: They're like the emojis. There's bananas. There's things that are
Speaker 1: just like they look like food, or they look like
Speaker 1: a hot dog. That's some New York. Should I hold
Speaker 1: a little motherfucking you're crazy? Then I'm gonna put an
Speaker 1: egg wind though, like nig here with the Hennessey bottom
Speaker 1: and the Spider Man and oh yeah, I know that
Speaker 1: Nigga ain't doing it. That's the most New York have
Speaker 1: you seen him? No, he's a he's a crip Spiderman.
Speaker 1: So the side bottoman sewars red. I'm confused, and he
Speaker 1: is too. Is this whole soup blue? Because Spider Man
Speaker 1: be banging? Was he a good guest? Would he be
Speaker 1: a good guess? Yeah? It was good? Yeah, wait, but
Speaker 1: he probably don't even use a though. I don't want
Speaker 1: anything on the pod to talk about already in a pussy,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I'm gonna ask if he
Speaker 1: changed the colors on his s I'd I really be
Speaker 1: missing it, Like I'm really like happy to be there
Speaker 1: and like I really enjoyed my time and I'm right
Speaker 1: down the middle. So it's best of both worlds, but
Speaker 1: right to them. Last few days in l A, I'm
Speaker 1: missing niggas talking to me crazy. I'm sorry. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying being objective out it is for everybody, but I
Speaker 1: do like it. I was in Brooklyn yesterday and man,
Speaker 1: I got on the train and I just NASA called
Speaker 1: me an angel? Who's doing that in that way? Nobody
Speaker 1: they're not an angel? Is good? Right? He's like, you
Speaker 1: fucking angel? Myma. I was like, yeah, gracious, um, does
Speaker 1: anyone else have a proceeding tip? But the second I'll
Speaker 1: just say I know I am already said clip second,
Speaker 1: but I'll just say, guys, a a toy is your partner.
Speaker 1: Thank you, not your competitor. Thank you, Edding. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Good for you. Thank you over there. Oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not the only one that he's pussy back here. What's
Speaker 1: going on is passing out? You know, you don't. Just
Speaker 1: don't have to breathe when you're down there, Just stop
Speaker 1: at yourself in all right, does anyone here you have siblings?
Speaker 1: And you do? Okay, I don't here for the horrible decision.
Speaker 1: Today is our home mail. Let's get into some brothers
Speaker 1: sister loving. No, we are not doing on the podcast.
Speaker 1: It's not incess, but because a step brother, step sister.
Speaker 1: Oh no him Indian Wheezy love the pod and the
Speaker 1: empowerment you both exude and bring to other people. I
Speaker 1: know you both were saying that you don't want to
Speaker 1: give three some advice anymore, but this is a little different.
Speaker 1: Oh God. Last weekend I went to hang out with
Speaker 1: a guy that I've been talking to for a while
Speaker 1: on Tinder. For reference, I'm twenty seven and the guy
Speaker 1: was talking to was fifty two. The day I was
Speaker 1: supposed to go over his house to meet for drinks,
Speaker 1: he had sent me a text that said his sister
Speaker 1: was in town, and he sent me a photo of her. Initially,
Speaker 1: I did think it was kind of weird and random
Speaker 1: that he would sent me a picture, but I replied
Speaker 1: saying she was pretty, and I asked what they were
Speaker 1: up to. He responded and told me that she thought
Speaker 1: I was pretty too, Please he was planning ship. Please
Speaker 1: keep in mind that I am pretty far on the
Speaker 1: straight side of the spectrum, not even doing more than
Speaker 1: a peck with another woman on the lips. After a
Speaker 1: little bit more talking he asked if I would be
Speaker 1: okay if his sister hung out with us too. Of course,
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude, so I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's fine, even though I was somewhat uncomfortable meeting his
Speaker 1: sister the first night that I'm meeting him, because again,
Speaker 1: they were meeting on Tinder. So I drive to his house,
Speaker 1: meet him and his sister, and we proceed to take shots,
Speaker 1: do some lines, eat some shrews troops. After a little bit,
Speaker 1: the sister and the guy I'm talking to inform me
Speaker 1: that they aren't blood related, but she was adopted. She's
Speaker 1: the same age as me, and after hearing this info,
Speaker 1: they both get into the pool naked and invite me
Speaker 1: to join me. Already being fucked up, I said, fuck it,
Speaker 1: got naked, got in the pool. After a while in
Speaker 1: the pool, they both started touching on me, kissing on
Speaker 1: my body. I let it go a little further before
Speaker 1: stopping because overthinking. I kept over thinking about the fact
Speaker 1: that they were brother and sister. They invited me back over,
Speaker 1: but I'm not sure if it's too weird having my
Speaker 1: first threesome and my first girl and girl experience with
Speaker 1: her brother and sister. Please give me inside on what
Speaker 1: you think, s os So, I think I think two things.
Speaker 1: One one being one babe, this is absolutely um weird um.
Speaker 1: Here's why they are not blood related, and so because
Speaker 1: of the adoption, I actually don't think they're brother like
Speaker 1: I would be fine with not identifying them as brother
Speaker 1: and sister. However, be of the age difference, not even step,
Speaker 1: but it's also it's adoption. However, because of the age difference,
Speaker 1: how I would look at it that he's a sick
Speaker 1: buck who groomed and manipulated this young girl to being
Speaker 1: that thinking because he's him being fifty two, the sister
Speaker 1: that was adopted being twenty seven. Who knows when this
Speaker 1: relationship started, but to me, it's very to me, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's it reads more like this is a sick buck.
Speaker 1: Like outside of the age difference, this being his sister
Speaker 1: that was adopted, I would just be curious when this began,
Speaker 1: and I would look at him weird like this relationship
Speaker 1: and because he's so much older, to me, it sounds
Speaker 1: more like grooming, like he stepped in and did ship
Speaker 1: that he shouldn't have been doing. As a quote unquote brother,
Speaker 1: I would be completely turned off with him, not with
Speaker 1: their situation, but just looking into not his nigga, a
Speaker 1: freak buck. So I brought up Allen because when I
Speaker 1: was reading it, I thought about Woody Allen. So if
Speaker 1: no one's familiar, there's a documentary I think it's it's
Speaker 1: called Pharaoh something, but basically Farre netflix Oh Mia Farrel
Speaker 1: is a woman that dated. They might have more of
Speaker 1: them Alan Alan versus Farrell, Thank you. That was a
Speaker 1: court case. So Mia Farrow was as an actress, so
Speaker 1: it was what he Alen has made some of the
Speaker 1: best movies ever, but he's a sick fuck. So Mia
Speaker 1: Farrow adopted all these kids, one of them being what's
Speaker 1: her name, Jenny suey m I thing in a rush hour.
Speaker 1: But anyway, he grew up with this girl and was
Speaker 1: her stepfather so to speak. She did exist before with
Speaker 1: Mia Faraoh. So long story short, he is now married
Speaker 1: to her today. Um right, Uh, I'm not gonna get
Speaker 1: into detail about the documentary. It was sick, but to me,
Speaker 1: I'd just don't see how you get to marriage of
Speaker 1: your wife's adopted child without have grooming that relationship the
Speaker 1: whole time. Me and Pharoh and the documentary talks about
Speaker 1: how she found pictures of Sunni like um Polaroid's naked,
Speaker 1: asked her who took them and it was him, of course,
Speaker 1: and like some wild ship. But I just can't understand
Speaker 1: growing up together in that way. Here's the other thing.
Speaker 1: He's fifty two, she's twenty seven. There's probably a chance
Speaker 1: they never grew up in the same house. And to me,
Speaker 1: that's still sick because your family members took in this child. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's so much fussy everywhere. Yeah, but here's the other
Speaker 1: thing too. I think the situations like this happened because
Speaker 1: being bad feels really good, like to both people, right,
Speaker 1: whether it be you fucking a coworker, you fucking um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, one of your one of your man's friends. Like,
Speaker 1: being bad feels really good when it's consensual. However, when
Speaker 1: there's grooming taking place where someone is significantly younger and
Speaker 1: looks up to this person as uh father figure, to me,
Speaker 1: it more so creates the dynamic of like what Harvey
Speaker 1: Weinstein did, Like, you're a person to power, you're a
Speaker 1: person of influence. You're also someone at one point could
Speaker 1: punish me, could stop me from doing things I had
Speaker 1: to ask permission for and so to me, that takes
Speaker 1: away from both people being bad in this instance only
Speaker 1: because she was young when they met. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying it's hot or anything like that, but I think
Speaker 1: this is where all that ship like it's under that umbrella.
Speaker 1: Like there's so many things that are taboo, and this
Speaker 1: is one of those that just unfortunately cross the lines.
Speaker 1: So she was like, thirty seven, would that make a difference,
Speaker 1: he's fifty two. To me, there will still be grooming
Speaker 1: that No, because in there four years apart. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that they're just young. Two young girls makes it weird. Um,
Speaker 1: So that's a hard note for me. And also, you
Speaker 1: want to have a threesome girl there, trust me, day
Speaker 1: own there and I know you know they're tender and
Speaker 1: you could probably get somebody hot or any way. So
Speaker 1: here's another one. Hi, Mandy and Wheezy. My name is
Speaker 1: and I'm from d c Oh. I'm sorry, don't don't
Speaker 1: say please skip that part. I don't understand, which why
Speaker 1: are you telling us there at the end? I love
Speaker 1: you all both so much. My whole male is long,
Speaker 1: so I'll keep it to the point. Please don't judge me,
Speaker 1: which this is not to the point. A quick backstory
Speaker 1: to help you understand how I got to where I
Speaker 1: am now thirty two, married with a one year old son.
Speaker 1: Married for three years, and we've dated eight years prior
Speaker 1: to marriage. When we met we were twenty one. Our
Speaker 1: sex life has always been lacking, but I still married him.
Speaker 1: Over the years, I've always expressed him my desire for
Speaker 1: better sex. I will admit that he tries, but it's
Speaker 1: never what I need. At this point, I have sex
Speaker 1: with him solely for his pleasure. Now skip to the
Speaker 1: good part. November solo vacation in Hawaii. I meet a
Speaker 1: man while strolling on the beach at night. It's just
Speaker 1: something like something I would do. This one six to
Speaker 1: slim and light skin. He approached me and we shared
Speaker 1: small talk. He mentioned the ring on my finger and
Speaker 1: I told him I was married without hesitation. He told
Speaker 1: me his age, He's forty two. I'm thirty two. We
Speaker 1: talked a bit, smoked a joint on the beach, nothing serious,
Speaker 1: had a few nights on v K and he offered
Speaker 1: to send me a list of places I should check
Speaker 1: out before leaving. We exchange numbers, and that night he
Speaker 1: sent the list after returning back home, I got a
Speaker 1: call from him, and over the next week or two,
Speaker 1: we spent hours and hours on the phone, everything talking about,
Speaker 1: including sex, fantasy's kinks, how I like to be fucked,
Speaker 1: how do I get my pussy? And I told him
Speaker 1: how drying my sex life was, and he assured me
Speaker 1: he could fulfill all of my desires with these. A
Speaker 1: month later, he flew out to see me, stayed a
Speaker 1: whole week. We had you four excepts the best sex
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my life. He made me orgasm
Speaker 1: multiple times and it was the first time I've ever agasm,
Speaker 1: mind you, she said she even with our man eight
Speaker 1: years and we even did anal. It was also my
Speaker 1: first time doing anal, and oh my god, he loved
Speaker 1: I loved it every minute, every second. I loved it all.
Speaker 1: He took his time, he was gentle, he talked to me,
Speaker 1: he knew him to go hard, he was perfect, and
Speaker 1: I felt like he knew my body inside out. After
Speaker 1: the sex, I felt glued to him. I didn't want
Speaker 1: him to leave. I was ready to throw everything away
Speaker 1: and tell my baby he got a new step daddy.
Speaker 1: Just kidding but not really. Skipped to ten months later.
Speaker 1: He's come back to visit me two more times, a
Speaker 1: total of three times this year, and he stays no
Speaker 1: less than one week. And the last time he came
Speaker 1: to visit in July, my husband was out of town
Speaker 1: in a work trip, so he stayed with me at
Speaker 1: our home. I'm crazy, I know. We have literally become
Speaker 1: the best of friends. We talked some pictures, sexy and
Speaker 1: normal ones, and next month I'm going to Hawaii to
Speaker 1: see him. This will mark one year since we first met.
Speaker 1: I like him a lot. I've even on to my
Speaker 1: loving because I really do. He said it back, not
Speaker 1: saying I'm in love, but I do definitely love him.
Speaker 1: He's met my son. I told you. Thank God, my
Speaker 1: son doesn't talk in full of sentences yet, so I
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about telling us yet. I could
Speaker 1: use some I dont wuldn't even read this guy, Damn
Speaker 1: all Mail. That's what I think of you. You keep
Speaker 1: going as someone who's been cheated on a lot like
Speaker 1: that's the reality. Should I continue seeing Mr Hawaii? At
Speaker 1: this point, we're two friends who happen to have amazing sex. Friends.
Speaker 1: I have no intention of leaving my husband now or anytime.
Speaker 1: Saying we coparent very well and I like having him
Speaker 1: around to split responsibilities. You're the only issue, which is
Speaker 1: a big one, is to spark our sex life, intimacy,
Speaker 1: the connection. What do you ladies think? Any advice? I
Speaker 1: please don't say marriage counseling. I'd love to hear. Well.
Speaker 1: I don't know if Mandy has ever been cheated on
Speaker 1: like I have, but I will tell you this reading
Speaker 1: that was so fucked up. And you sound like Maggie, Maggie, Emma,
Speaker 1: oh lady, there we go. Do you remember who Maggie is? Maggie, No,
Speaker 1: that's a different bit. Maggie is the old white married bitch,
Speaker 1: look at you, I hate you. Her name is Maggie
Speaker 1: and she lives in Australia and she was dating whole Bay.
Speaker 1: What she thought was dating. She would say, I love
Speaker 1: you buying him a bunch of ships. Maybe you're not
Speaker 1: buying him ship but just over the top. And I
Speaker 1: remember seeing a text message she said old Bay is
Speaker 1: talking about how she was going to bring her husband's
Speaker 1: go pro when they went to BALI like, she's a
Speaker 1: fucking asshole and has the nerve to call me ratchet.
Speaker 1: Will never forget that honey bay boo no um. But
Speaker 1: I bring her up because I'm assuming you listen to
Speaker 1: horrible decisions and you've heard how badly I've talked about
Speaker 1: someone who's married in doing this, and like, I don't
Speaker 1: even know she would be as bad to bring the
Speaker 1: whole bay around her children. But I think that for
Speaker 1: you to even say you like splitting responsibilities with your
Speaker 1: husband is so selfish and sucked up, And like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna ride your ass too crazy about this because
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes I get a little too mean.
Speaker 1: But that was probably one of the worst emails we've
Speaker 1: ever been sent. Like, yeah, I wasn't gonna read when
Speaker 1: when I got down to the bottom and she said
Speaker 1: should I continue seeing Mr Hawaiian? It's like, girl, way,
Speaker 1: I think you need to leave your husband because I
Speaker 1: think you're wasting this time. Because here's the thing. You
Speaker 1: asked us if you could continue seeing him. You love
Speaker 1: your husband, you're not ready to leave him, but because nerves, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to leave him. Well, why don't you
Speaker 1: tell him what you're doing and see what he wants
Speaker 1: to do? Maybe, I mean we we, I mean we
Speaker 1: talk about this to me the same and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to bring it all away there, But I believe
Speaker 1: in giving people a choice. You're not even giving your
Speaker 1: husband a choice whether this is something he would be
Speaker 1: open to, and so if this is something where you're
Speaker 1: pretty much probably gonna keep. First off, this is a
Speaker 1: year long relationship now, not a friendship, a relationship. But
Speaker 1: to me, you're not gonna stop sking. To me, you've
Speaker 1: also violated by bringing him around your child and into
Speaker 1: your home. That is nuts. So to me, you're a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. I'm curious, and I hope he finds out.
Speaker 1: I hope he finds out on like the ring camera,
Speaker 1: like the coach got caught. I hope your husband hired
Speaker 1: a detective. I got all that ship that you've been
Speaker 1: the other woman before, Mandy. But I ain't doing this. Oh,
Speaker 1: Nigga has never brought me to his home. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing that. I'm not laying up and sucking you in
Speaker 1: the bed that you and your wife sucking. I'm not
Speaker 1: walking into a home seeing I feel like you have
Speaker 1: you bet their wife. I feel like you've talked about that.
Speaker 1: I met the wife. Yeah, where does this mean? We
Speaker 1: were out in the open and it was raining at
Speaker 1: the football game, and my nigga didn't want me to
Speaker 1: be in the rain. So you say, you gotta come
Speaker 1: up to the suite chill with my niggas and be
Speaker 1: with my niggas and everyone the site, I mean, and
Speaker 1: the wife was there, yes, uh hugged me up with
Speaker 1: another sweet. That's a dog asking you got a bunch
Speaker 1: of Yeah. He said he's gonna be in a sweet
Speaker 1: with my friends, and just I was with his friends.
Speaker 1: I don't know you're still there though I was there,
Speaker 1: but I wasn't in their private home like they like.
Speaker 1: None of them niggas stayed there for a week. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: But also but also I don't even like kids, so
Speaker 1: niggas don't have to bring their kids around me. I
Speaker 1: don't even be knowing how many they have. I don't ask.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not what my relationship normally is with
Speaker 1: anyone married or in a relationship like, I don't get
Speaker 1: involved with family matters. I don't ask about their kid's birthday.
Speaker 1: I don't be knowing the sex. My home girl was like, girl,
Speaker 1: you saw it was such a such a kid's birthday,
Speaker 1: And I said, really, Oh, I didn't even know he
Speaker 1: had kids. Let's reality. You need to snap back into reality.
Speaker 1: So let's make the reality happen for you, baby, he listened.
Speaker 1: Who are you live in d C? Hawaii? By the way,
Speaker 1: have you been yet? No, that's far as That ship
Speaker 1: is six hours from l A. Okay, that's ship far
Speaker 1: as hell. And I only went to Hawaii on that
Speaker 1: Valantine's Day because I was in a fight with the
Speaker 1: whole day and I was like, fucking, I'm already on
Speaker 1: the West coast that ship far as fun. And I
Speaker 1: know you know this because you're probably waiting on your
Speaker 1: NIGD come get you. But what is the reality of
Speaker 1: you even having a stable relationship for your child and
Speaker 1: that that child's father if you're just gonna up and
Speaker 1: move to Hawaii? Because if I live in Hawaii, why
Speaker 1: the funk would I move to d C. So I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's nice for him to just go and fuck
Speaker 1: you whenever he feels like getting away and being back
Speaker 1: in the mainland. I mean, that's probably he's staying in
Speaker 1: d C for the week long that he is, because
Speaker 1: bitch took him eleven hours to get to you, Like,
Speaker 1: that's also why he's even staying that like time, No,
Speaker 1: it's easier to take somebody in London or Paris for you, Like,
Speaker 1: that's how far Hawaii is, so Hawaii whatever. But all
Speaker 1: I'm saying is like, he probably isn't gonna leave Hawaii,
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna you uproot your whole fucking
Speaker 1: life to be around the nigga You've been around for
Speaker 1: what four times in total? Now? And they're also romanticizing
Speaker 1: this relationship to the core. I also know we're dragging you,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna play devil's advocate real quick. I one
Speaker 1: hundred percent fully support this relationship. If he looks like
Speaker 1: Jason Momoa just saying, just saying, because I'm shallow, and
Speaker 1: if that nigga looks like him, I understand's advocating. I
Speaker 1: want to see what he looks like. We are dragging you,
Speaker 1: but you know, I don't know if you're patron, I
Speaker 1: still want you to listen. I want I want you
Speaker 1: to send us when he looks like because that would
Speaker 1: also help me for this. Actually, let me write her back.
Speaker 1: Is it not just okay? So that relationship she has
Speaker 1: her husband? Yeah, it's right, Wait for sure, hold on,
Speaker 1: she has an update? Oh, what's the up? Day is
Speaker 1: it any good she got caught. If she didn't get caught,
Speaker 1: I want to hear how she just sucked him again.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. No, I kind of want to
Speaker 1: hear her. She's already in deep into it. Might as
Speaker 1: well just keep on Over the following weeks, We've spent
Speaker 1: so many hours on the phone hold on. My husband
Speaker 1: never asked me these questions. Most answers he has to
Speaker 1: squeeze out of me. I feel so deprised in my orgasms.
Speaker 1: I want nothing less not to mention this nigga put
Speaker 1: his dick in my ass. I know him a piece
Speaker 1: of ship. I think about it every day. I think
Speaker 1: about what I've done. I don't want to cheat on
Speaker 1: my husband, and I do need bomb sex. I don't
Speaker 1: think my husband are on the same level sexually. I mean,
Speaker 1: what could I do? Would you see him again just
Speaker 1: for sex? Please? Bro? That ain't a She still want
Speaker 1: to know. Can I still see this nigga from Hawaii?
Speaker 1: Damn bit ruggling girl? She because she know I was
Speaker 1: browsing your podcast on Spotify two weeks ago, and I
Speaker 1: am in love? So how are you gonna say you're
Speaker 1: in love? But it's just the same. You're not doing
Speaker 1: a good case, bro, You're not building a good case
Speaker 1: like you're you need to. You must be a Pisces too,
Speaker 1: because I romanticize everything. If I need someone for five minutes,
Speaker 1: I think about what our kids is gonna look like.
Speaker 1: Does anyone I don't know if anyone else does this.
Speaker 1: It has to be a Pisces thing, like it has to,
Speaker 1: like you were really romanticizing this ship. You can't separate
Speaker 1: the dick at all. You're not doing it. You started
Speaker 1: with I'm in love in all caps and your new message.
Speaker 1: And also like the desperation, that's no shade saying desperate,
Speaker 1: I'd be desperate. Predict to around figuring out what to
Speaker 1: do means he's probably consuming your mind at this point.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how you can continue being a
Speaker 1: good mom if your focus is so far on the
Speaker 1: dick that you got this nigga in the house that
Speaker 1: it's only because their kids can't form synces. It's just
Speaker 1: very shameless and like I'm just say, I think when
Speaker 1: the morality gets to us, like here's the thing, I'm
Speaker 1: sure I've done things I have I'm not proud of,
Speaker 1: and I look back and I'm like, why did I
Speaker 1: suck that nigga? But the thing is like, we're adults now,
Speaker 1: and we have to recognize when we do something wrong,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, whether it be something small
Speaker 1: like drinking too much or even near the day I
Speaker 1: drive only in l A right, I knew had a
Speaker 1: few too many drinks and I was like, I'm only
Speaker 1: eight minutes away from home, and I was like, Niga,
Speaker 1: I let me just leave the car, like you at
Speaker 1: some point gotta just leave the deck or leave your husband.
Speaker 1: But I really think leaving your husband is the appropriate
Speaker 1: thing to do, because all you're gonna do is remember
Speaker 1: and fantasize about this naked and it's just not gonna
Speaker 1: let you go. And this man has given you how
Speaker 1: many years? And if this kid came inform sentences, imagine
Speaker 1: if you're trying to be for that kid long term
Speaker 1: and term, Oh yeah, that can't gonna be saying two
Speaker 1: plus two Jello, that's gonna be your child. We're gonna
Speaker 1: call you Jello moment. But keep telling us what's going on.
Speaker 1: What would have been the healthier alternative there is to
Speaker 1: just break up with your partner. That's like, but before
Speaker 1: but before he started coming and you started this long
Speaker 1: withstanding relationship, there should have been a community. There should
Speaker 1: have been a conversation that you weren't sexually pleased, what
Speaker 1: are our options? Because maybe it would have been if
Speaker 1: he's busy or just not that much into sex, he
Speaker 1: possibly would have said, you know, maybe I have to
Speaker 1: meet him, or you know what, maybe we'll do the
Speaker 1: sex club, maybe we'll swing. There's so many alternatives now
Speaker 1: they again, you took the choice away from it. A
Speaker 1: lot of communities there are there. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: healthy ways to get your rocks off without cheating. And
Speaker 1: if you've listened to this podcast, we thought we've given
Speaker 1: you enough options. Bitch, you didn't have some motherfucking cheat
Speaker 1: on the nigga, We say that should be the last resort. Damn,
Speaker 1: I just looked her up on LinkedIn. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see what she looked like. She looks like a
Speaker 1: really nice person. That's what makes it worse. Oh, she
Speaker 1: does look like a nice person. I wish she'd looked
Speaker 1: a little more hoish um anyway, all right next to man.
Speaker 1: So I think this is super basic and I won't
Speaker 1: be asking the men in the room for proceeding steps.
Speaker 1: But I feel like y'all can do this one. Okay,
Speaker 1: I love this uh subject. I'm not in the streets,
Speaker 1: but I am on the sidewalk. I fucking love this podcast.
Speaker 1: It's you broadening, hilarious, empowering him for an of even
Speaker 1: though y'all be out of pocket. I'm grateful to have
Speaker 1: shown what's possible. Been grateful. Sorry, I'm grateful to have
Speaker 1: been shown what's possible for romantic, sexual and platonic relationships.
Speaker 1: I'm over seven months out of a beautiful relationship, just
Speaker 1: moved to a new city, so I'm ready to be
Speaker 1: on the sidewalk. Not the streets because I'm sell a bit,
Speaker 1: but the sidewalk because I will do want to date
Speaker 1: and potentially explore my sexuality with women and make out
Speaker 1: a lot. I definitely could use some flirting tips and
Speaker 1: how to approach someone respectfully but still in a flirty way. Also,
Speaker 1: if you're all moving to a new city, other than
Speaker 1: dating apps in school and work, how do you meet
Speaker 1: and and go about meeting and finding the type of
Speaker 1: person you want a date. I would love to see
Speaker 1: some tips on how to keep a popping social life.
Speaker 1: I look forward to hearing your input, so I got
Speaker 1: a quick tip on where to meet people. Um. A
Speaker 1: few weeks ago, I talked about an actor that I
Speaker 1: met that I kept seeing in parties in different premiers,
Speaker 1: and I met him at the Flea Market and one
Speaker 1: one of the things he said to me when we
Speaker 1: were leaving each other was I love that I got
Speaker 1: to meet you in this space, like you're just going
Speaker 1: about your Sunday. And he was like, because that's really
Speaker 1: what it is, like, you know, I went to the
Speaker 1: Vegan market yesterday, like it was cool to meet somebody there,
Speaker 1: Like I love being able to meet you in your
Speaker 1: element because I know I've seen you other places. I
Speaker 1: got to meet you in your element. And one of
Speaker 1: the last conversations that how it Obey actually months ago
Speaker 1: was something where I made a joke about being on
Speaker 1: Riya and how I hated the dating app, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you're probably going to meet someone when you're at the gym,
Speaker 1: we're out shopping, Like just being yourself is where you're
Speaker 1: gonna meet them. And I really do think that's true.
Speaker 1: I'm not opposed to bars by the way or anything
Speaker 1: or whatever, but I do think like I myself has
Speaker 1: put a lot of pressure on every time I go
Speaker 1: out and like where Yeah you know, I get that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you definitely told my friends that all the time. They
Speaker 1: always get afraid of, like going to bars or clubs
Speaker 1: to meet people. For me, that's probably has been a thing,
Speaker 1: but for other people, I feel like it's been like
Speaker 1: a go to the library, go to a community because
Speaker 1: remember that MTV show SI, what would you? Where do
Speaker 1: you say meeting people? I mean, I've met my whole
Speaker 1: ex on Zoom, So I don't know where in your life.
Speaker 1: I mean in COVID world, I don't think like the
Speaker 1: normal person meets the person on Zoom. That was definitely
Speaker 1: a COVID love story. Um, but it's weird even black Jesus.
Speaker 1: I met um at a party, I mean, and I
Speaker 1: guess that was my element even though I didn't even
Speaker 1: know I was gonna go. Um. I don't know, because
Speaker 1: I've still met a lot of niggas still, like on Instagram.
Speaker 1: That's still the dating app of my choice. Instagram is
Speaker 1: where a lot of like my excess have come from. Um,
Speaker 1: I've met niggas through fucking with their teammates. I'm the
Speaker 1: I'm the awful way to meet somebody, wait, where are
Speaker 1: the women that the last woman you've dated? Tell us
Speaker 1: that friends? Friends to me is very common too. Yes,
Speaker 1: where do you meet her? The last person you're dated?
Speaker 1: You at a bar? What about you Instagram? Instagram? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean to me, friends is common. Um, what's your
Speaker 1: Instagram looked like? Let me, hey, send your Instagram through
Speaker 1: after you watch this episode, and how gonna help you
Speaker 1: get your This is her pick. Oh my God, and
Speaker 1: flirting tips for women, So I would say not being
Speaker 1: abrasive with women for me, I went up right to
Speaker 1: them black Jesus for women. She's asked about women. Oh,
Speaker 1: she wants to know about women who know I'm abrasive
Speaker 1: with them too. I send them a drink and like,
Speaker 1: let them know I'm interested. Like to me, like to
Speaker 1: be that I actually want a more abrasive woman. I
Speaker 1: don't want you to flirt like we friends, because now
Speaker 1: I'm not catching a talk. She talks about how she
Speaker 1: just wants to make out and kick it. But my
Speaker 1: point with women, I don't know if you even like
Speaker 1: women enough for me to advance. So to me, if
Speaker 1: you're specifically looking for women, make it be known that
Speaker 1: you're really interested in women. Don't come up to me
Speaker 1: with friendly conversation, Like when you shy away in letting
Speaker 1: me know specifically that you're into women, I can't catch
Speaker 1: the vibe at all. And so to me, where maybe
Speaker 1: some people call it abrasive, I let women know out
Speaker 1: the gate that I'm interested in a woman, And that's
Speaker 1: been my hardest part about dating women altogether. Like I
Speaker 1: feel Tee is by women a lot, and so to me,
Speaker 1: in terms of approaching a woman, I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: know I'm interested in that way. So I think for her,
Speaker 1: because she's not somebody that she's exploring women, you've got
Speaker 1: to kind of go like and also like, here's two
Speaker 1: two different perspectives, right, Mandy approaches them in that way
Speaker 1: and enjoys women her approaching that way. For me, that
Speaker 1: doesn't work for me. I really do not like when
Speaker 1: girls be too headstrong with me because that's and this
Speaker 1: is again my preference. I don't really like aggressive women period.
Speaker 1: I like really mask niggas, and I'm like, really fem fems.
Speaker 1: So when and you're fem to me, like you don't,
Speaker 1: I don't think you're like some butch bitch or anything
Speaker 1: like that. But I have the same energy as you. Right,
Speaker 1: Like I'm a dominant person, but I do like when
Speaker 1: girls are a little more girly with me. I think
Speaker 1: that there's just like you would flirt with a guy,
Speaker 1: flirt the same way, whether it be twirling your hair
Speaker 1: or saying something they're wearing is cue like, be light,
Speaker 1: be dainty. If that's the way you're gonna go about it.
Speaker 1: And whichever one of those two perspectives feel like the
Speaker 1: one you can lean in with the most, then use
Speaker 1: one of those, because it's really hard to not be
Speaker 1: yourself when floating. Like I've definitely lost out on men
Speaker 1: because I'm a little too goofy. But just those are
Speaker 1: the niggas that ain't for me. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: saying when I flirt with niggas is definitely me something saying,
Speaker 1: saying something funny or just I don't even went up
Speaker 1: dudes and tell me like, I really don't know how
Speaker 1: to flirt, but I'm I just want to keep this going,
Speaker 1: so you go next, And maybe he went it too. No,
Speaker 1: I'm really big with compliments and flattery, like like like
Speaker 1: I said, like with Black Jesus walked right up to
Speaker 1: him and I was like, why are you you too
Speaker 1: fine to be here? Like what are you? What are
Speaker 1: you actually doing here? Please? And like with women, all
Speaker 1: let them know as well, like I think you were
Speaker 1: absolutely gorgeous. I did. I did that with the um
Speaker 1: with the girl that ended up I ended up unicorning
Speaker 1: within the couple. She was the person who I approached
Speaker 1: in that setting. I was like, I just think you're beautiful,
Speaker 1: and I just haven't seen him because i'm you know, back,
Speaker 1: you know, i'd be talking to other people, so I
Speaker 1: talked to other people. So I've just been I'm not
Speaker 1: in a place now where I want to play that
Speaker 1: role and be a unicorn for a couple, So I've
Speaker 1: just been in my own little world, focus on work
Speaker 1: and friends. Okay, Well, if you guys enjoyed this episode
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Speaker 1: you enjoy our Solar episodes and you've missed us just
Speaker 1: being in the room alone. Patreon is definitely where you
Speaker 1: can get that kink if you're into it. Ed would
Speaker 1: you like to have them come in your way as
Speaker 1: will since they got to look at you? Always taken?
Speaker 1: He's taken, but you can still hit me up like
Speaker 1: in a good way, Babe. I'm sorry. I think you
Speaker 1: had wherever you wanted to see me. Come on. Thank you, Edie,
Speaker 1: thank you Eddie. Hey, y'all, this has been yet another
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