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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launching a new clothing rental

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Speaker 1: company called silver Stain. Interesting, it's for adult diapers.

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Speaker 2: They send you twelve in the mail and you give

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Speaker 2: Brook story reading weird news.

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Speaker 1: Stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and there's other dependscenders.

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Speaker 2: Just don't you can't continue this segments actually does Let's try.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of Ohio. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Thirty eight year old Timothy Shalind was at home watching

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Speaker 1: sports on TV when a commercial came on. It was

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Speaker 1: for Ace Hardware and it ended with their slogan, ACE

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Speaker 1: is the place with the help.

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Speaker 2: For hardware folks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So Timothy thought they might be able

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Speaker 1: to help him, so he promptly walked out of his house,

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Speaker 1: took the bus twelve blocks, and went to the store.

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Speaker 1: Once there, he asked an employee where the hedge clippers were. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they pointed him out, and Timothy immediately used the clippers

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Speaker 1: to cut off his court ordered ankle.

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Speaker 2: Monitor is the place that will get you out of JA,

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Speaker 2: So I mean, I guess I'm glad he didn't use

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Speaker 2: a bandsaw or something, so that's good.

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Speaker 1: He then stashed it in an aisle and made his

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Speaker 1: way to the exit. He grabbed a free bag of

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Speaker 1: popcorn by the door, and then his money took off

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Speaker 1: on someone else's bike and.

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Speaker 2: Nobody got down. Today he stole a bike. Timothy was

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Speaker 2: caught on surveillance footage.

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Speaker 1: They didn't catch him cutting the monitor, but they do

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Speaker 1: have him stashing it on the shelf. So the manager

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Speaker 1: called the Ohio Adult Parole Authority and they came in

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Speaker 1: and collected it and that's it.

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Speaker 2: As for Timothy, they aren't sure where he is right now.

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Speaker 1: All we know is that when he left ACE, he

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Speaker 1: shook an employee's hand and told them he really is

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Speaker 1: thankful for the helpful hardware.

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Speaker 2: Story.

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Speaker 1: Next the stories out of the UK. Police responded to

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Speaker 1: an observatory when someone reported seeing a bunch.

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Speaker 2: Of dead bodies. My god, that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: The witness apparently thought there had been a mass murder

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Speaker 1: or some sort of cult ritual killing. Yes, Cavalier, well,

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Speaker 1: he was frantically yelling at officers to come as quick

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Speaker 1: as possible. But when the police arrived, some quick detective

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Speaker 1: work debunked his theory. God, because they quickly found out

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Speaker 1: it was just a yoga.

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Speaker 2: Class mistaken murder.

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Speaker 1: What the witness saw when he walked by the window

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Speaker 1: was the class performing something called the corpse pose.

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Speaker 2: This usually it's the best part of yoga class. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you would love that piece. I'm assuming you just lay there,

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Speaker 2: just lay.

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Speaker 1: There, lay on your back with your arms and your

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Speaker 1: legs kind of spread out.

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Speaker 2: Doing nothing. Oh, it's so nice. So if you're walking by,

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Speaker 2: you can imagine how it may have looked. Every single

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Speaker 2: person in the room is doing it, maybe if they

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Speaker 2: look so at peace.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously it didn't take long for police to figure

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Speaker 1: out it was just a big misunderstanding. Yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: sirens and the police activity probably disturbed the student's zen

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Speaker 1: vibes from.

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Speaker 2: The class got to start the class over.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, the yoga instructor said, my heart goes out to

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Speaker 1: the person who thought I was a murderer. If I was,

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Speaker 1: it certainly wouldn't happen this way.

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Speaker 2: That's not the next line I thought was happening.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, police say the caller had good intentions, and they

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Speaker 1: immediately put that yoga.

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Speaker 2: Instructor on a watch list. It's based on that comment.

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Speaker 2: Probably the yeah, probably.

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Speaker 1: This next lag is stories out of clean sheets and

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Speaker 2: Out to a restaurant.

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Speaker 1: It's a pretty expensive thing to do these days, with

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Speaker 1: prices continuing to soar. But one man's going viral on

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Speaker 1: TikTok for saving a lot of money on his food

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Speaker 1: budget while still getting one of the best meals in town.

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Speaker 1: This guy's name is Dre, and he says, you can

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Speaker 1: get a surprisingly inexpensive meal that's also delicious right there

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Speaker 1: at your local hospital.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, wait, is it like a trendy restaurant named

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Speaker 2: hospital that you don't know about, just a regular one.

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Speaker 2: You don't be a patient either.

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Speaker 1: Turns out anyone can just walk into the cafeteria, As

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Speaker 1: Dre told his followers.

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Speaker 2: My mom actually loves the hospital cafeteria. That's what Drey said.

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Speaker 1: He said he originally discovered it when he had a

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Speaker 1: stint in the ICU because of a rare blood disorder

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Speaker 1: and was there for twenty eight days and recalls how

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Speaker 1: comforted the food there made him.

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Speaker 2: Feel a lot of drugs.

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Speaker 1: Probably he was released two years ago and his health

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Speaker 1: is great now, but he continues to go back because

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Speaker 1: he craves that delicious menu.

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Speaker 2: Damn Daniel. I mean the dessert options are the best. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you like putting.

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Speaker 1: Hundreds of comments flooded in, even a few from couples

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Speaker 1: who say they like to do date nights at their

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Speaker 1: local because there's so many different options available.

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Speaker 2: It's a buffet, guys. It really is, of course crazy.

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Speaker 1: It's not every hospital that has good food, but if

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Speaker 1: you can combine the good ones, Dre says, they can

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Speaker 1: be hidden gems in the food world.

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Speaker 2: Wow. Actually want to go hospital jumping?

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Speaker 1: Actually, Dre is compiling a top ten list of best

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Speaker 1: hospital cafeterias as we speak, so stay tuned as next

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Speaker 1: Lazer stories. Out of the world of words, dictionary dot

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Speaker 1: Com just added five hundred and sixty six new words

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Speaker 1: and terms, including a few.

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Speaker 2: You maybe haven't heard of yet.

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Speaker 1: Probably to make it in, each one has to be

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Speaker 1: a term being used by a lot of people, it

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Speaker 1: has to be useful for a general audience, and they

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Speaker 1: only add words they think are.

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Speaker 2: Likely to stick around. Okay, okay, number four Blursday, Oh

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Speaker 2: my gosh. So when you're drunk during the day.

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Speaker 1: Like you don't know what day of the week it is,

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Speaker 1: it's a day not easily distinguished from other days or

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Speaker 1: the phenomenon of days running together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're like it feels like Friday, but it's

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Speaker 2: not Friday, it's a Blursday. Yeah. Oh interesting. I never

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Speaker 2: use that one. Number three John, like the bathroom j

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Speaker 2: A w N. Like yawn Just John? What is right now?

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Speaker 2: You're making everyone it's contus. That has actually nothing to

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Speaker 2: do with yawning.

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Speaker 1: It's a filler word used by people in Philadelphia when

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Speaker 1: they can't think of the name of something.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Instead of they say John.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, hey, can you pass me that John

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Speaker 2: Anything you can't remember the name? And I went out

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Speaker 2: with was just John. Just that number two jugging.

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Speaker 1: That's when a criminal waits near a store or an

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Speaker 1: ATM to rob you. Oh my gosh, I thought it

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Speaker 1: was going to be something you do with your big boobs.

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Speaker 1: Oh that could be your technique, brook if you're robbing people.

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Speaker 2: I them.

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Speaker 1: And finally, number one new word on dictionary dot com

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Speaker 1: Godwin's Law.

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Speaker 2: Godwin.

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Speaker 1: This is the idea that if any internet debate goes

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Speaker 1: on for long enough, eventually someone will compare someone else

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Speaker 1: to Hitler. It's gonna happen at a certain point.

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Speaker 2: I don't get it people compare everything to the Holocaust. Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's like you're a Nazi about pin. Yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: If it goes on for long enough, Hitler is going

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Speaker 1: to be brought up in the discussion that. Yeah, doesn't

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Speaker 1: look like my submit was accepted for the tenth year

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Speaker 1: in a row.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. My word hump gasm will make sense. That's

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Speaker 2: when camels store too much water up in their hump

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Speaker 2: and they like it a lot. Doesn't have anything to

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Speaker 2: do with this turtle.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's just a good word I feel anyway.

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Speaker 1: end for the day. We'll do it again the same

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Speaker 1: time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning