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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's a loser line.

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Speaker 1: Good by, Just.

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Speaker 3: Call me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 3: It works like this. Let's say an older but refined

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Speaker 3: gentleman approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you.

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Speaker 4: Neither to No. I don't know if you recognize me,

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Speaker 4: but I'm a famous author.

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Speaker 3: Currently I'm writing a phone book, so I'm gonna need.

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Speaker 4: Your number, please, and I'll show you.

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Speaker 3: After he drops that line, crank up his oxygen tank

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Speaker 3: to full oh and tell him that he's a charmer

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Speaker 3: for an octagenarian. And that's when you give the number

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Speaker 3: to the loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward

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Speaker 3: voicemail that we can play over the air. Voicemails like

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Speaker 3: this one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah from the bar last night. Uh, it's kind of embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: I've already reached out to the bar and I said

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Speaker 2: they didn't see it. So I'm asking you, because we

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Speaker 2: were around each other for like at least twenty minutes

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Speaker 2: or so, did you see like a small green stuff

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Speaker 2: like bag, like a sandwich bag. It was light green.

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Speaker 2: It's mine. If you picked it up. I hope you

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Speaker 2: didn't look inside, but if you did, then you probably

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Speaker 2: know that that's that's my finger. That's a situation. I

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Speaker 2: had firework and uh yeah, I don't know. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know if they can save it. I mean it's

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Speaker 2: it's just a tip.

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Speaker 5: But if you have it, if you can just call

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Speaker 5: me so I can. Uh, I can get it back

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Speaker 5: and then maybe they can sew it back on or something.

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Speaker 2: Thank you back.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I love that he blew off his

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Speaker 3: finger with the firework, put it in a bag and

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Speaker 3: then hit the bars first.

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Speaker 4: Jab and get it back.

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Speaker 3: I really was hoping there was drugs in that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, not a finger.

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Speaker 3: Maybe there was both.

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Speaker 2: Next message, I really liked you. I really liked you,

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Speaker 2: but a real man would actually be on a golf course,

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Speaker 2: playing real golf and not stealing from a woman in

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Speaker 2: a bar to go play video games on the phone.

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Speaker 3: I hope you get that virtual golf club up your butt, you.

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Speaker 5: Yo golf or virtual golf of your butt?

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Speaker 3: Also, don't that one. I have no idea what was

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Speaker 3: going on with that, but definitely gave me some thoughts.

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Speaker 6: She's angry and I like it.

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Speaker 4: We know that.

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Speaker 7: Next message, Hey, Susan, it's it's sorry that it took

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Speaker 7: so long to call you back. It's just that since

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Speaker 7: I met you, I.

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Speaker 8: Have been really racking my brain of where we should

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Speaker 8: go or what we should do, because you just seem

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Speaker 8: like such a special person to me that I really

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Speaker 8: want our first date to be memorable.

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Speaker 7: You know, Well, the best date that I've ever been

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Speaker 7: on is it was at this bar called Don Quocos.

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Speaker 7: We had tacos, we saying karaoke. I wound up marrying her.

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Speaker 7: It went so well. I mean, obviously it didn't last forever,

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Speaker 7: but it was a special night. So maybe we could

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Speaker 7: do the same. I mean, I'll try not to call

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Speaker 7: you by her name, of course. Just whatever you do,

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Speaker 7: please don't wear anything red. She loves wearing red. That

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Speaker 7: was kind of her Thingaby, let's get it on.

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Speaker 3: So she's in a good headspace, start dating again, Like

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Speaker 3: who can set the mood?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 3: You know that at the end, kind Jeff, He's tried

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Speaker 3: not to call her by his ex wife's day.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, just don't wear it.

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Speaker 3: Don't wear any red, Jonny guacamole or did the taco don't?

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Speaker 4: Maybe just don't bring her to the same bar.

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Speaker 6: You started your relationship.

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Speaker 3: That's the only place that loves happens is at the

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Speaker 3: Mexican restaurant. But we're in the middle of the loser

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Speaker 3: line where our listeners give out the secret number to

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Speaker 3: our voicemails so we can hear all these fun, totally

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Speaker 3: not depressing messages like this.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I need to ask you favor. Did you keep

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Speaker 2: our situation.

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Speaker 1: On the low low, because uh, I'm not married or anything,

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Speaker 1: but you don't have to worry. But I do have

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Speaker 1: this one X who gets like super crazy jealous and

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Speaker 1: anytime she finds out I got a new woman that's

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Speaker 1: interested me, it's like I become cracked to that woman

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Speaker 1: and she'll try to.

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Speaker 2: Get me back.

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Speaker 1: And the last thing I need right now is that.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I'll text you a picture of her and.

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Speaker 6: You see her in the area, just act like you

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Speaker 6: hate me, fact like like I'm bothering you and you're

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Speaker 6: disgusted with me, and that'll throw off, you know, my scent, and.

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Speaker 1: She just leave us alone. I'm pretty sure that'll work.

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Speaker 1: So this is my life and welcome to it.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you hear ninety percent of people say like,

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Speaker 3: as long as there is no drama, yeah, and I'm good.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: This is for the ten.

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Speaker 3: Percent who are like, I want full blown crazy in

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Speaker 3: my life and I will date that. Yeah, there will

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Speaker 3: be a lot of drama.

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Speaker 7: I mean you are strigued.

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Speaker 5: Why she why he's so wanted, aren't you right? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and I want to know what she does? Yeah, to

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Speaker 5: find him again.

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Speaker 3: Like I just said, no, oh, you wanted to learn

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Speaker 3: the tricks next message.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's just I know we just met, but I've

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Speaker 2: just literally never heard anybody go on and on and on.

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Speaker 1: About how much they loved bar pretzels as much as

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Speaker 1: you did, Like.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the perfect amount of salt and.

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Speaker 2: The perfect level.

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Speaker 7: Of like seriously, seriously, like who does that?

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Speaker 2: It's bar pretzels?

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Speaker 7: Got over yourself.

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Speaker 1: Imagine flying on a plane with you and you get

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Speaker 1: some bag of like airline peanuts serve something and.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, so soft.

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Speaker 1: Like no joke, No woman is going to put up

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Speaker 1: with that.

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Speaker 4: Good luck.

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Speaker 2: It is really weird.

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Speaker 3: Somebody had a bad childhood experience with a pretzel that

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Speaker 3: the right was already bullying.

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Speaker 5: Him exactly, and it takes the energy to continue the

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Speaker 5: bullying at the bar.

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Speaker 3: Let the man enjoy the damn pretzels. Bar pretzels are amazing.

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Speaker 8: Honestly, anything free tastes better.

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Speaker 3: Never listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 3: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey TikTok page. We can hear all of our

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Speaker 3: favorite loser lines right there. We're gonna do a phone

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Speaker 3: tap right after this

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Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,