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Speaker 1: This is the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Another hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on

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Speaker 1: a magnificent Monday. I'm so happy the work week's just starting,

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Speaker 1: aren't you. So here's what we have this hour. We

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Speaker 1: got Klaye Travis coming up half hour from now. I

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Speaker 1: do need to address the Halloween issue in about ten minutes,

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Speaker 1: but we don't have time for any of that right now,

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Speaker 1: because you know what time it is. It is the

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Speaker 1: start of the second hour on Monday, and that means

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Speaker 1: it's time for Medal of Honor Monday. We take a

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Speaker 1: medal of honor, citation, we read it. That's it. We

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Speaker 1: honor the hero, we honor the deeds, we remember them

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Speaker 1: as we should. I again, as I always do, encourage

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Speaker 1: you to do this in your own life. I don't

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Speaker 1: I didn't do any of these deeds. I don't know

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Speaker 1: any of this. These are available for everybody. If you're

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Speaker 1: a teacher, do it with your class, If you're an employer,

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Speaker 1: do it in the office, do with your sports team.

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Speaker 1: People love this stuff. It's important and people love it

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Speaker 1: all right. This one is one we've actually never done.

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Speaker 1: In fact, I'm going to give you a little bit

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Speaker 1: the rest of the show. But this is the Medal

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Speaker 1: of Honor citation for Teddy Roosevelt, President Theodore Roosevelt. That's right,

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Speaker 1: one and the same. There's all kinds of things around

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Speaker 1: this we'll discuss in a moment, but before we do that,

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Speaker 1: we might as well honor the man. He was born

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Speaker 1: in New York, New York. Don't know if you knew

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Speaker 1: that Teddy Roosevelt was a New Yorker. He was an

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Speaker 1: old and he was from a wealthy family in New

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Speaker 1: further ado. There it is hey honoring those who went

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Speaker 1: above and beyond its Medal of Honor Monday for conspicuous

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Speaker 1: gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life, above

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Speaker 1: and beyond the call of duty. Lieutenant Colonel Theodore Roosevelt

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Speaker 1: distinguished himself by acts of bravery on the first of

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Speaker 1: July eighteen ninety eight, near Santiago de Cuba, Republic of Cuba,

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Speaker 1: while leading a daring charge up San Juan Hill, Lieutenant

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Speaker 1: accompanied by only four or five men, led a desperate

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Speaker 1: and gallant charge up San Juan Hill, encouraging his troops

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Speaker 1: Facing the enemy's fire, he displayed extraordinary bravery throughout the

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Speaker 1: Lieutenant Colonel Roosevelt's extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are

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Speaker 1: in keeping with the highest traditions of military service and

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Speaker 1: reflect great credit upon himself his unit in the United

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Speaker 1: States Army. Now I'm going to give you a little

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Speaker 1: bit of history, little background on the Spanish American War

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Speaker 1: and on Teddy Roosevelt. So you know how we had

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Speaker 1: the Western hemisphere. Now, this whole thing kind of makes

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Speaker 1: should have never given up. The Spanish had control of Cuba,

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Speaker 1: We were having obviously some tensions with the Spanish. This

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Speaker 1: warship was called the Main, as in the state the Main.

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Speaker 1: It blew up one night. Nobody knows, and now we're

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Speaker 1: is what came next. In what is known as yellow journalism,

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Speaker 1: So we decide we've had enough of these dirty Spaniards

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Speaker 1: The President of the United States of America starts getting

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Speaker 1: That man's name was Teddy Roosevelt. Now let's pause for

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Speaker 1: just a moment. Why would Teddy Roosevelt volunteer this? There's

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Speaker 1: I don't want to make him sound like a bad

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Speaker 1: anything to indicate that. But Teddy Roosevelt's father sat out

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Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt was a very sickly young boy, very very sickly.

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Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt, through what appears to be will I don't

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Speaker 1: even know still understand fully what happened, decides that he's

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Speaker 1: starts training, training his body. He's just boxing, wrestling. He

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Speaker 1: was physically, by far, the toughest president we've ever had,

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Speaker 1: maybe Abe Lincoln, who was an accomplished wrestler, but physically,

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Speaker 1: I mean, one on one, they're all in the ring,

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Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt would probably beat the living daylights out of

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Speaker 1: any of them. Just became that way. He was so

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Speaker 1: that before all this, before the Spanish American War, he

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Speaker 1: He raises about eleven hundred men, and they were known

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Speaker 1: uped up down in Cuba, really really crappy. Fighting. Disease

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Speaker 1: It was killing the Spanish, it was killing us, and

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Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt again, he just decided he was going to

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Speaker 1: be brave. By force of will, he just goes charging

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Speaker 1: No matter what, it was a very very brave thing

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Speaker 1: That's very very brave. And so our American president on

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Speaker 1: lot of disagreements with him. He's much more big government

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Speaker 1: Teddy Roosevelt would be a fascinating person to read about.

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Speaker 1: If you're a kid listening. Maybe I have a school

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Speaker 1: you would enjoy the homework. I'll put it that way.

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Speaker 1: He's he's like an action hero. He's that why, just

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Speaker 1: a wild man. He used to box visiting dignitaries. He'd

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Speaker 1: to wrestling. He's just one of the dude's amazing dudes

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Speaker 1: that's communists Verizon AT and T T Mobile, You know

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Speaker 1: how quickly they're going to hand your information over to

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Speaker 1: your phone, they got it. Whatever you want, dial pound

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Speaker 1: you can email the show Jesse at jessekellyshow dot com.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get to those here in a few Also,

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Speaker 1: we'll be riffing with Clay for a few Oh, that's

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Speaker 1: so much more still to come on The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: We did get this one though, Jesse. We have a

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Speaker 1: I need to set the stage for you. Friday night

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Speaker 1: was Halloween. I told you want Friday. The Kellys have

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Speaker 1: finally upgraded to full size candy bars. Right, we went

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Speaker 1: full size. Now I need to set it all up.

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Speaker 1: That needs said stage Bob. Of course, I kind of

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Speaker 1: But Ob pulls out this huge tray. It's sitting by

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Speaker 1: the front door. We have on this tray Starburst, Skittles,

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Speaker 1: her She's Chocolate bars, just a straight chocolate bar, Snickers, Twigs,

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Speaker 1: It's those eight things. You know, I'm fascinated by people.

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Speaker 1: And we've had this talk before about candy bulls in

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Speaker 2: So Reese's Peanut butter cups are like the gold standards. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Fireball shots. Everybody loves it. And you know, there are

424
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Speaker 2: worse things than having some alcohol when you're having to

425
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,959
Speaker 2: walk around and chase your kids all over the neighborhood.

426
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: So so yeah, seventeen bottles. My wife has been in

427
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 2: charge over the last years, and we're now moving and

428
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:58,160
Speaker 2: we have bequeathed the Fireball shot machine to a neighbor

429
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Speaker 2: so that trend can continue you in the neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: I kid you not speaking with Clay Travis. He has

431
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Speaker 1: a new book Balls out, which we are going to

432
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: get to here in just a couple of months. I

433
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 1: kid you not to piggyback off your story, not to

434
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: Tommy Topper you at all Clay, but we also had

435
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Speaker 1: We were not those people, but we had people in

436
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: our neighborhood. It was right on the corner, like the

437
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: call to us at corner, and they were doing the

438
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: same type thing. It wasn't just fireball though. They had

439
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: one of the big, like gigantic coolers and they were

440
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 1: handing out like like I think it's a college party,

441
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: jello shots and all kinds of stuff, and I'm all, no,

442
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,119
Speaker 1: I'm not interested, no thank you, no, thank you. But

443
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 1: one of my buddies in the neighborhood was very interested clay.

444
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 1: And he happened to be the same buddy who took

445
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: the governor off the golf cart he bought for his house.

446
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: He spent too much time in that corner one night,

447
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: long story short, the golf cart ended up upside down

448
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,719
Speaker 1: in the middle of the road in the ambulance and

449
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:04,679
Speaker 1: he had thirty five stitches in his legs because the

450
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: golf cart ended up on top of it. And that

451
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,400
Speaker 1: was the last time they rolled out the white cooler

452
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: full of jello shots and fireball. Close friend of mine

453
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: solely responsible for getting the alcohol taken out of the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood on Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Night, I well your friend. I mean, we have tons

456
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,639
Speaker 2: of golf carts in our neighborhood too, and most people

457
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 2: walk because it's a very walkable neighborhood and everything else.

458
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Speaker 2: But the number of serious I mean, like just sort

459
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Speaker 2: of a psa, the number of serious injuries that I've

460
00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 2: heard from people on golf carts. I think because you

461
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: just don't think about a golf cart as being dangerous,

462
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: but the number of times that guys tip him over

463
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 2: or that you had accurbed the wrong way, I think

464
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Speaker 2: the golf cart is actually more dangerous than the actual

465
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 2: car because in most neighborhoods, you would have to be

466
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,560
Speaker 2: a true moron driving twenty or twenty five miles an

467
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 2: hour to hurt yourself in a car, right, I mean,

468
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 2: you have to be like literally an absolute moron to

469
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 2: hurt yourself in the car to go in that speed.

470
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Speaker 2: But at golf cars, people are getting screwed up all

471
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Speaker 2: the time. I had a buddy to one up your

472
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Speaker 2: the guy that I sold OutKick with my business partner.

473
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Speaker 2: He was on his fortieth birthday, hadn't even had any drinks.

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Speaker 2: He was down on the beach driving around in the

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Speaker 2: neighborhood as a lot of people have golf cars. They

476
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Speaker 2: took a corner, he says, he thinks they just had

477
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 2: too many people on one side. It flipped off, his

478
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 2: foot got caught between the brake pad, the and the

479
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: He almost died. They had to transfuse him because they

480
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 2: hit the artery to such an extent that he was

481
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Speaker 2: bleeding to such an extent. And look, you never even

482
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Speaker 2: he was like, I never even considered that I was

483
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Speaker 2: doing anything dangerous. I think he had like three buddies

484
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: sitting on one side and only one on the other.

485
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Speaker 2: And when they hit a curve, the thing flipped over

486
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Speaker 2: and he got caught under it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful how many feminists you put on

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Speaker 1: one side of the golf cart. We are gonna come

489
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Speaker 1: right back and talk to Clay Travis for one more

490
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: segment about his book. He's got this great book out.

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Speaker 1: Before we get to Clay, I want to get to

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Speaker 1: this with you. And I know Clay is a fan

493
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: as well. You know about Legacy Box. I tell you

494
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Speaker 1: all the time, get your whole movies digitized, get your

495
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Speaker 1: pictures digitized. Well, I have something that's a little bit

496
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 1: more time sensitive right now. So hear me out to

497
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: get this stuff digitized is the greatest Christmas gift you

498
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Speaker 1: will ever give anybody, your husband, your wife, your mother.

499
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 1: It is such an incredible Christmas gift to get stuff

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Speaker 1: digitized and give that to them. If you get your

501
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 1: order in soon, Legacy Box will get you your stuff

502
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: back by Christmas. This is not going to last a

503
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: very long time. They have a huge sale. It's a

504
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: Black Friday deal and you will get it back by Christmas.

505
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: But time is of the essence. They wanted me to

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Speaker 1: stress that, Jesse, don't tell them you could do. The

507
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: time is of the essence. Legacybox dot com slash Jesse

508
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Speaker 1: Time matters legacybox dot com slash Jesse. We'll be back

509
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Speaker 1: the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show

510
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 1: on a Monday back with Clay Travis. Clay Travis of

511
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: course with Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. But has

512
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Speaker 1: a book out now called Balls. How young Men Trump

513
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: in Sports Saved America? Clay, How did young men save America?

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Speaker 2: Well, I think you and I agree on this because

515
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 2: you have young sons too. I've got three and they

516
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 2: are just over the bs. And uh, sometimes rebellion can

517
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: be a bad thing because sometimes your kids rebel, as

518
00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 2: all of you who've raised teenagers know, sometimes people just

519
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 2: rebel against things that are actually really good, and you're like,

520
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 2: you want to slap them around because you're like, hey,

521
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 2: you're a moron, you know. Deciding that you want to

522
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: make d's instead of a's because you think it's not

523
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 2: cool to get good grades is not really a smart rebellion.

524
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 2: Other times, there are rebellions that actually make sense. And

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00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,920
Speaker 2: I think young men are fed up with being told

526
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: that they are the cause of all problems in the world.

527
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 2: You and I are around the same age. We grew

528
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: up with the idea being that you should be treated equally,

529
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 2: not that everybody's equal, because we all have different skills

530
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: and talents. But these kids grew up and it started

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Speaker 2: with young white boys. Now it's young black boys, Hispanic boys,

532
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 2: Asian boys. They're all being told there's a problem with

533
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 2: being male, that masculinity is toxic, and they all just

534
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: look around and they say this is not true. And

535
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,160
Speaker 2: I think they've gotten fed up, and I actually think

536
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,760
Speaker 2: culturally they are coming back around to the idea that

537
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: there's something to aspire to about masculinity, that we should

538
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 2: be proud of it that they want to grow up

539
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 2: and be masculine men. And this is what the book

540
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 2: is about. How do we raise stronger boys the cultural

541
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: revolution that I think is happening. And you know, they

542
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,120
Speaker 2: saying someone is a Kamala voter is an insult for

543
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 2: my boys, right Like when they're like sitting around making

544
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 2: fun of somebody, they're like, oh, that dude voted Kamala,

545
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 2: and it just like it brings down the house, right

546
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: Like they just all die laughing at it. And I

547
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: think it's a sign of the Democrat Party having lost

548
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 2: young men and just not become cool. And I think

549
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 2: it's only growing with the younger generation and I'm super

550
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 2: optimistic about it. But you know, we have a lot

551
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,640
Speaker 2: of work to do as men, because unfortunately, we still

552
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: have way too many absent dads. We have way too

553
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: many families that are single parent moms trying to do

554
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 2: both jobs. And you know, the data that young girls

555
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: actually do well when there's a strong woman in the

556
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 2: household makes sense like sending them a message, But young

557
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: boys are the ones that actually struggle the most when

558
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: mom is trying to cover both sides because a lot

559
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: of dads are not living up to their obligations. And

560
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:19,279
Speaker 2: I know there's grandpas and uncles out there and male

561
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 2: figures that try to lift up everyone, but this is

562
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 2: about how men are stronger and have to take back, frankly,

563
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: the country and lead us to a better place. And

564
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Speaker 2: I'm optimistic there are green shoots of that starting to happen.

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Speaker 1: Clay, I've only got a few minutes left here. Can

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Speaker 1: you explain to me, because I know you are a father,

567
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Speaker 1: and I am well aware because we're friends, how much

568
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: you adore your children. I mean, anyone who follows you

569
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: listens to who knows that. I just live and die

570
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: for my kids, so just so they're so awesome. I

571
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: don't understand why you would run out on your children.

572
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: I just I cannot fundamentally understand it. Even if you're

573
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 1: completely selfish, there's so much fun. I don't get it.

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00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,360
Speaker 1: Can you help me understand it?

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00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I told my wife, who is

576
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 2: the saint, as you can well imagine, as your wife

577
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 2: is also a saint, as everyone listening can imagine. But

578
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: I told her before. I was like, Hey, if you

579
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: decide you're going to divorce me, I understand, but just

580
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: so you know, I will buy the house across the

581
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: street or next door and just leave the door unlocked constantly,

582
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: because I cannot imagine living and not being around my boys.

583
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Speaker 2: And I'm fortunate to have three. They're seventeen, fifteen, and eleven,

584
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Speaker 2: but they are my life's purpose. They are the most

585
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 2: important thing in my life by far, and I can't

586
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 2: imagine not being around them. And I tell them all

587
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: the time, Hey, I want you guys to grow up,

588
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 2: get married, have as many kids as you possibly can,

589
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 2: because I don't really understand. And I understand some people

590
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 2: can't have kids, don't have kids, don't find the right person.

591
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 2: I understand all that, trust me, But I just for

592
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: me personally, and I think this is true for a

593
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Speaker 2: lot of men without a family to provide for and

594
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 2: without kids to raise, I think I would struggle in life.

595
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Speaker 2: I don't think I would find very much purpose because

596
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 2: at some point it's a lot of fun to be

597
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 2: hedonistic and go out and have steaks and chase girls

598
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 2: and all those things. But at some point you run

599
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:27,479
Speaker 2: out of hedonism in some way and you do start

600
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 2: to wonder what is the purpose of life? And for me,

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Speaker 2: it's raising three strong boys who I hope are really

602
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Speaker 2: good dads. I know you lost your dad recently. My

603
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 2: dad is eighty one. He's I was fortunate to have

604
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 2: an incredible dad, and I always say, if I can

605
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 2: be nearly as good of a dad as my dad was,

606
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 2: then my boys are going to do really well. So

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00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: that's my life's purpose now. It's to raise three boys

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Speaker 2: who are really good dads and get married and have

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00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 2: a bunch of kids themselves. And I hope I get

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Speaker 2: to have a lot of grandkids, you know, in the future.

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00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 2: That would be you know, sort of my ideal world

612
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 2: would be kicking back. You know. My wife god Lover

613
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: basically lives in a frat house now because the boys

614
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 2: just you know, they all just want to get you know,

615
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 2: hamburgers and French fries and potato chips and soda and

616
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 2: just watch games. And it's like filthy and it smells

617
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 2: in the house all the time and like it's not clean.

618
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:25,799
Speaker 2: And my wife's just rolling her eyes because she has

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Speaker 2: Thank god we don't have three daughters, because I would

620
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 2: be I think I would probably you know, be in

621
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 2: significant trouble. But yeah, she's she's got the three boys

622
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 2: and me and I'm the toughest to deal with, but

623
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Speaker 2: it is. It's an incredible experience. I can't imagine not

624
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Speaker 2: living with them.

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Speaker 1: He is Clay Travis. His new book is Balls, and

626
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:48,959
Speaker 1: I'm asking you personally, let's go buy that book. Let's

627
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: go get those numbers up for our boy, Clay Travis's

628
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: close friend of mine. Balls. You get it anywhere, Go

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Speaker 1: get that book. Thank you so much, Clay. I'll talk

630
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: to you soon, my brother. Also, Oh, remember that all

631
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 1: this instability in the world right now, the trade deals

632
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: this or trade deals off and war, and that is

633
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,239
Speaker 1: the reason people are buying up gold as fast as

634
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,839
Speaker 1: they possibly can. The price keeps going up and up

635
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 1: and up and up and up, and it gets up

636
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: to a point where you look at it and you

637
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: think to yourself, well, I can't buy very much. Just

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