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Speaker 2: Oh no, sounds like helpful advice though.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 1: Of course this wasn't acting today, but it was in

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Speaker 2: I just stared a wall. Let my mind go blank.

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Speaker 2: Where's any of you that's smart?

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Speaker 1: Well, this takes a horrible turn when he asked me

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Speaker 1: the same thing, at which point I turned to him

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Speaker 1: and confessed that I think about Tarzan's amazing.

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Speaker 2: Specifically, the part of the mood.

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Speaker 1: Is sliding down the vines and the song Son.

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Speaker 2: Of Man is playing at the background. This is just

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Speaker 2: a sixteen can we play? Yeah, we gotta watch that record.

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Speaker 1: Let me put it on.

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Speaker 2: I remember swatched now. I was like, oh, dude, Tarzan

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Speaker 1: Oh, and this is the scene where like Tarzan's going

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Speaker 2: Into a man. Put it to the mic So, okay,

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Speaker 2: that's like you got two ads. Oh yeah, imagine you're

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Speaker 2: you're doing it. Oh yeah baby, Oh okay we get

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Speaker 3: Oh oh in time and time time.

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Speaker 2: This is such a banger. I think Phil Collins did this. Yeah, legend,

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Speaker 1: Let you free you will?

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Speaker 2: Is he sliding on the vid? I was almost He's

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Speaker 2: He's like a like a preteen dude. That's so legendary.

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Speaker 2: I love that. Yeah, bro, not over, It's not over.

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Speaker 1: I can't say for certain why this image always popped

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Speaker 2: I don't know what to think about that.

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Speaker 1: It's like the man so turned off by Tarzan, sexy

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Speaker 2: He can slide on my vine.

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Speaker 4: Dude slipping and sliding all God.

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Speaker 1: Cue the eruption of laughter from all my roommates that

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Speaker 1: they are baffled by my method. Everyone immediately started looking

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Speaker 2: Everyone everyone listening is like, oh, I got to check

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Speaker 1: And they showed me the clip of Tarzan sliding down

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Speaker 1: think eventually, after using this method so many times and

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Speaker 1: associating Tarzan with sex, yeah, you're eventually going to trick

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Speaker 2: Dude, I one hundred think it's going to happen to you.

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Speaker 1: And the weeks after, every time I bring my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: from my roommate seending me gifts of Tarzan sliding down vines.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, not do Tarzan induced a right now function? Damn.

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Speaker 4: That's like a very rare disease. Damn, but you know

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Speaker 4: it is a rolso a very rare disease. My god,

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Speaker 4: being infected by Marla.

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Speaker 1: Show your story how do you stop from busting girls?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Please submit it and r slash okop show and we

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Speaker 2: That's right, This is Okop.

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Speaker 1: I'm Samuel Daughter and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 1: the funniest stories on the Internet. And John, boy, do

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Speaker 1: I have another cancerous one for you. I'm ready, it's

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Speaker 1: about cancer. Just to blow your mind.

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Speaker 2: Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Mom felt entitled to my wish after I was diagnosed

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Speaker 2: Bro where do they make these moms?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: Where where did they make them?

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Speaker 3: At?

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Speaker 2: Hell?

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Speaker 1: Cancel are there are a bunch of bunch of Karen moms.

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Speaker 2: Need to take Karen's buy merch.

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Speaker 1: So today, I twenty nine female, am thirteen years in

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Speaker 1: first five years. But that's not the story I'm here

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Speaker 1: to share. It's just relevant information. As I was sixteen,

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Speaker 1: I qualified for Make a Wish. I'd played around with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of potential ideas, this nation, vacations, meeting my

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Speaker 1: They're going to fly out to somewhere warm and they're

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like a double whammy wish. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe not Barbados because that would be too expensive,

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Speaker 2: He're waesome. I love it. I love it already. I

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Speaker 2: She went nuts.

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Speaker 1: She went off about how she deserved this trip as

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Speaker 1: And that if I wanted to do anything besides going

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Speaker 1: She then told me to pack my bags and I'd

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Speaker 2: To Sam, are you hungry? Literally?

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Speaker 1: John, I am always starving. I get like, swallowed twenty

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Speaker 1: cucumbers right now.

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Speaker 4: Well, Sam, I know you love gobbling down them cucumbers.

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Speaker 1: Baby, I came to my senses stop and then told

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Speaker 2: We were going to Barbados.

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Speaker 1: You're kicking out your own daughter with cancer, own daughter

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Speaker 1: Now, my parents did make a compromise with me at

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Speaker 2: Bro, she's a teenager with cancer.

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Speaker 1: Foolish seventeen year old me thought that was a great idea.

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Speaker 2: I would have never forgiven you if you'd done that.

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Speaker 3: I know.

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Speaker 1: To this day, I'm still a huge fan of that band.

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Speaker 1: And I couldn't do any of this all because my

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Speaker 1: It shouldn't have even been a question that it was

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Speaker 2: So what do you guys think? Do you think Hope

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Speaker 2: he is in the wrong ear? Do you think the

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Speaker 2: in the right, Adam Levine? His existence is an insult

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Speaker 2: to humanity.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and if you want to show whose boss on TikTok, let's.

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Speaker 2: Surpass him and followers follow us. Screw Oudam Levine. But John,

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Speaker 2: what do you think of the like? Who's actually wrong here? Gee?

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Speaker 2: That's pretty obvious. Tell us about the commons.

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Speaker 4: Let us let us know, guys, this one was a doozy.

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Speaker 4: You delivered, Sam, This one was a doozy.