WEBVTT - Tris N' Chips (with Tristen J. Winger) RE-RELEASE

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<v Speaker 1>Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, na,

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<v Speaker 1>we will, We're cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Mant I bought a bunch of them. I also stopped

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<v Speaker 2>playing jerseys when he told me.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of

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<v Speaker 1>rat Tails, but.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll put it on man.

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<v Speaker 3>As a racists money stuff. I can't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom

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<v Speaker 1>and my boom boom. Yep, there it is. There it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another for now episode of.

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<v Speaker 2>My Mama told me. I just want to say I

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<v Speaker 2>hate effects with you and listen. Is a big teddy

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<v Speaker 2>Riley guy. That's all I want to say. The podcast

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<v Speaker 2>where we the podcast where we dive deep into the

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<v Speaker 2>buckets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 1>And we finally worked to prove that little Wayne snapped

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<v Speaker 1>off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved in America.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that whatever juice came out in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>that snapped off dreadlock, it started to dissipate. It goes

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<v Speaker 1>off into the air and out into the air, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's infecting our brains. One of them dreadlocks snap off

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<v Speaker 1>around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen, you're telling me that's

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<v Speaker 1>not connected to where things have gone.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm looking at the timeline.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, damn yeh yeah, damn.

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<v Speaker 2>That was heavily that was a That was a Nati dreadlock.

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<v Speaker 1>That's bad dreadlock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that ship had absorbed all kinds of essences.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, man, you know this dreadlocks snapping off, This

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<v Speaker 1>is bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's okay, that's I like that one. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's very reasonable. All right, Well, well, I'm like Sugerman

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm David Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And we can't. We can't talk about snapped off dreadlocks

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<v Speaker 1>all day our guests today. He ain't got no snapped

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<v Speaker 1>off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe he's got

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<v Speaker 1>like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off, but

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<v Speaker 1>as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have remained

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<v Speaker 1>unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You know him,

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<v Speaker 1>probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda on the

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<v Speaker 1>the hit Insecure. Truly every one's favorite character from that show.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I meet a single individual who doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>cite at least three things that you said throughout the years.

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<v Speaker 1>And more importantly, he's on a brand new show called

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<v Speaker 1>So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious. Give it, Give it

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<v Speaker 1>up for our guests, mister Tristan Jay Winger. Hell yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm great.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm great.

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<v Speaker 4>How y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 4>And for the record, my mom does have one of

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<v Speaker 4>my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book

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<v Speaker 4>of mine. Wow. But when I was younger, my mom

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<v Speaker 4>I had I had a duct tail in the back

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<v Speaker 4>and it was very long, and then I have to

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<v Speaker 4>cut it off in order to get into this program

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<v Speaker 4>in school. But she kept it.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, racist it off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, them little tails. Those ain't long hair. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a rat tail. And you get to

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<v Speaker 1>be like, yeah, I got long hair.

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<v Speaker 2>You have had one on the Cosby Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you have a rat tail. That's differ it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a cool air.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that bad boy was long. It was about

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<v Speaker 4>ten damn really.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's verysive, and I want to congratulate you and

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<v Speaker 1>your mother for maintaining ten inches of rat tail.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how often did you have to get it rebraided?

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<v Speaker 4>She would rebraided about once a week because it only

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<v Speaker 4>took like, what five minutes she would press it to

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<v Speaker 4>get it at its maximum length, and just yeah, that

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<v Speaker 4>thing up. That's yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because

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<v Speaker 4>it's it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm breaking it back. I was just about to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, you're going You're going to be like a dude?

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<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>Who does that again?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean not when you say it like that, it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't make me feels just I don't know how.

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<v Speaker 1>Else to say. You're just gonna be because you're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a man. Who hey trends. I don't think so,

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<v Speaker 1>big dog. I think Jason pretty washed here.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, jas many niggas are walking around with free form

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<v Speaker 4>hair like it's just him and the weekend, and the

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<v Speaker 4>weekend was like, I give up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's also Canadian.

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<v Speaker 1>H Tristlan. We we you came to us today. This

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<v Speaker 1>is our behavior the whole time, So you got to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out how you're gonna make it through. You came

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<v Speaker 1>to us today with a conspiracy theory that that we

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<v Speaker 1>both got excited about. You said, my mama told me

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<v Speaker 1>flu shots are actually tracking chips.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely absolutely, I mean it's just they make they You know,

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<v Speaker 4>this season comes around every single year, and every single

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<v Speaker 4>year there are millions of people born in the United States, right,

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<v Speaker 4>And how do you get everybody on board, to get

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<v Speaker 4>everybody on the same page so you know exactly where

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<v Speaker 4>they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right,

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<v Speaker 4>because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are

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<v Speaker 4>tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in

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<v Speaker 4>every day on them, but no one's logging in as

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<v Speaker 4>an infant. No one is logging in at three months old.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions

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<v Speaker 4>except that you want some milk from your mother. So

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<v Speaker 4>they've got to find some way to track individuals in

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<v Speaker 4>this country. And what other way than by giving people

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<v Speaker 4>flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at

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<v Speaker 4>all times. We got to keep track of these motherfuckers,

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<v Speaker 4>like we gotta know where everybody is and how you

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<v Speaker 4>do that by scary. Okay, okay, okay, funk Flex knows

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<v Speaker 4>he's going to funk Flex knows.

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<v Speaker 1>So just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing

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<v Speaker 1>you correctly, you are you are a believer of this.

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<v Speaker 1>This isn't just a thing you're You're passive inside of

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<v Speaker 1>You're like no flu shots tracking devices?

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<v Speaker 4>Hell yeah, Well listen, you know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>believe this. This is just something that I was told.

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<v Speaker 2>This is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like politics to get that TV money, all right. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. People even looked side to side like you

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<v Speaker 1>had a crowd there.

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<v Speaker 2>This was good.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just they're good people on both sides this issue.

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<v Speaker 2>No everybody by sneakers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everybody, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people

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<v Speaker 4>believe that they don't want to get sick every year,

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<v Speaker 4>and so you know, sometimes they go to their Lucal

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<v Speaker 4>drug store and they get a little shot in the

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<v Speaker 4>arm and it's done.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And okay, I guess my next question is when

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<v Speaker 1>was your last flu shot? Are you a flu shot guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you? Are you not? You're like no, I'll never

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<v Speaker 1>get a flu shot? What ever? Are you like? They'll

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<v Speaker 1>never find me? Man who's on TV every week.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't say that they that I've ever received said

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<v Speaker 4>flu shot.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't remember when exactly I I've had one of

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<v Speaker 4>these flu shots. Yeah, I My memory only goes as

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<v Speaker 4>far back as I can remember. I can only remember

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<v Speaker 4>back to about this second grade and god, so I

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<v Speaker 4>was about six, and as far as I can remember,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't remember getting a flu shot at six. So

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<v Speaker 4>you know what, I can't remember, I can't recall.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all right, I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you in the place now where you're like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this is

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<v Speaker 1>like are you trying to propagate this or are you like? No,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just for me and people will figure it

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<v Speaker 1>out on there. Are you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you in the In the championing of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Ideas, there are a lot of things that I champion.

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<v Speaker 4>I like people, I champion just love for everyone. I

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<v Speaker 4>champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion multi vitamins.

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<v Speaker 4>I take a powdered version of them. I'm mixed with water.

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<v Speaker 4>I champion one of the other things that I was

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<v Speaker 4>told when I was young that I definitely follow as

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<v Speaker 4>never to leave home without a jacket, because you know

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<v Speaker 4>how you're gonna be out, so you know you're just

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<v Speaker 4>throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one of those on,

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<v Speaker 4>so you know. And whether or not people choose to

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<v Speaker 4>understand and and heed my advice, that is up to them.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say, oh crap, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Makes me wish I could take back my

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<v Speaker 2>last fucking flu shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I'm I'm sold.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I got it when I got boosted like

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<v Speaker 2>a mark.

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<v Speaker 1>I think this, this kind of control, this kind of

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<v Speaker 1>professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it was. This man's too goddamn good for their

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<v Speaker 1>for there not to be some legitimacy to the presentation.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's my question to you, Likeston, when was your last

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<v Speaker 2>flue shot? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh, that's a good question. So here's here's a honest

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<v Speaker 1>to god truth is that when I was in college,

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<v Speaker 1>I signed up for the like experimental flu shots because

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<v Speaker 1>I needed the money.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing for bredon. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a

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<v Speaker 1>shot that sounds good to me. Sounds like me and

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<v Speaker 1>the bitch is going to Windy's.

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<v Speaker 2>Or for the whole car.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, y'all, it's on me tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>Shakespeare ever, anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my

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<v Speaker 1>if if if in fact, what is being presented is true,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'd be lying if my blood isn'tcoursing with with

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<v Speaker 1>micro chips.

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<v Speaker 2>Just yeah, I had a good cause. Like so okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So here's what we're saying on a base level, right,

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<v Speaker 2>it would mean that the micro chip doesn't last forever, right, Obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>it needs to be right re up to every now

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<v Speaker 2>and again. That's what that's what That would be the

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<v Speaker 2>basis of why we have to do it every.

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<v Speaker 4>Year, right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right,

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<v Speaker 4>just like you know you get updates for your phone

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<v Speaker 4>and all of your mobile devices. There are software updates

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<v Speaker 4>that are improvements, have advancements and computer technologies. I mean

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<v Speaker 4>even when we look at you know, cars that are

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<v Speaker 4>coming out now with over the air updates.

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<v Speaker 2>Top you know, Bluetooth.

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<v Speaker 4>Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>have air pods and a lot of people will have

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<v Speaker 4>like bluetooth here phones, and some people are sticking with

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<v Speaker 4>the wired joints because they provide a great audio through

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<v Speaker 4>the microphone.

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<v Speaker 2>Who you telling look at me right now? You can

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<v Speaker 2>I keep a chord. I keep a chord.

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<v Speaker 4>Case in point. And so in order to get the

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<v Speaker 4>people who are unable to cut the chord, say to speak,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, those those flu shots have to be updated regularly, damn.

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<v Speaker 1>And so those of us that that have been caught

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<v Speaker 1>tricked into into sort of re upping, are just re

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<v Speaker 1>upping technology for for our own tracking, are we? Is

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<v Speaker 1>the argument here, and I want to be clear, is

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<v Speaker 1>the argument here that the flu shot otherwise has zero function,

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<v Speaker 1>that it truly is just like or they like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a flu shot that's going to help your body,

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<v Speaker 1>but also got you.

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<v Speaker 4>We got you well, so you know there there there

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<v Speaker 4>are lots of a different type so vitamins and medications

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<v Speaker 4>that have multiple resources in them. Like for example, there's

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<v Speaker 4>there's this new medication called ozimpic that is for diabetics, right,

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<v Speaker 4>that's that was the primary function of it. But one

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<v Speaker 4>of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of people are using it for weight loss. And so

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<v Speaker 4>you said everybody on the on the oscars was on Ozimic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and that is another theory that you don't have time

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about today.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, you don't have to call them theories. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the safe place say facts. This is a fact.

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<v Speaker 4>Every single last one of those people on that stage

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<v Speaker 4>were on Ozimpic. There was a pre party sponsored by Exemple.

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<v Speaker 4>I ain't playing there were there were There was a

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<v Speaker 4>pre party hosted and present by Ozimpic.

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Ozivik himself game House. Finally, all my children and

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<v Speaker 1>are amongst me and presented them in awards my sun children.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's exactly why. Uh Jamie Lee Curtis, she's the

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<v Speaker 4>new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new.

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<v Speaker 1>I think. I think her thing was was bad bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>She she had that those gut issues, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>she did the yogurt Activitia.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh the makers of Activita Olympic.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, ship yourself either way, come on and have

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<v Speaker 1>some of these.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna come out. The truth shall set you free.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she just needed them shuffled around a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we might be ready to to throw to

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<v Speaker 1>a break. Before we do that, let's let's ask one

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<v Speaker 1>final question. I'm curious to know. Do you feel like,

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<v Speaker 1>should we find out that these tracking systems are placed

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<v Speaker 1>in our body, that that we are in fact me

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<v Speaker 1>track through these micro chips. Is there something that we

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<v Speaker 1>can do about it? Or is this just there?

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<v Speaker 2>It is?

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<v Speaker 1>They got us. Boom goes to the dynamite.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean the thing that a lot of people

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<v Speaker 4>are doing these days, they're consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically,

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<v Speaker 4>specifically the purple gatorade.

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<v Speaker 2>Chuck, he lives in my apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>Bro okay, because the purple one, as we all know,

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<v Speaker 4>and this is not a theory, goes right through the bloodstream.

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<v Speaker 4>It's got a lot of calcium in it. Tr Bones grow,

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<v Speaker 4>they I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that there's anything else that needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be said. Purple Gatorade does a lot for me. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna take a break. We'll be back with more than

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<v Speaker 1>the Jay Winger and more.

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<v Speaker 2>My mama told me.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I look good at him good, I feel good,

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<v Speaker 4>and you sing good and Nick love good.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, welcome back. We have young King Tristan J.

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<v Speaker 2>Winger dropping bombs. The truth. Tell you, idiots, the truth

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<v Speaker 2>you've been looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>Truth?

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<v Speaker 2>Here it is here.

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking boards. Nothing about that. I didn't even mean to

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<v Speaker 2>put that one on. That was the wrong one. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's how excited I am about this young man who's.

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<v Speaker 1>No, what, don't even listen to me. You're malfunctioning because you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that flu shot.

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<v Speaker 2>If I could take back one thing in the last

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<v Speaker 2>year now more than anything else.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are you a flu shot every year?

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<v Speaker 2>Guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that okay?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah? Got warst year? Yeah, I got it. Made

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<v Speaker 2>me think it was rich people shit to do because

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<v Speaker 2>I was alreadyized.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the way you just bitched, it was like you

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<v Speaker 1>had to save up for your big flu shot triannually.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not annually.

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<v Speaker 2>You could try it. You take it three times a year.

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<v Speaker 1>I meant every three years. But you know, I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's that that same thing that bi annually suffers from

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<v Speaker 1>bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those

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<v Speaker 1>is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's hard, it's hard to set up a recurring event.

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<v Speaker 2>The point is, no, I was I was bro I

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<v Speaker 2>was off the grid, off the flu shot. I need

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<v Speaker 2>to have teal insurance from like I left home at

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen MM and I started doing I didn't have health

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<v Speaker 2>insurance for like fourteen years, so there's a huge gap.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my Jesus time. They don't know where they don't

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<v Speaker 2>wear years. Doctor, not one good for you? A couple couple, couple,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple emergency room visits that you know you have

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<v Speaker 2>legal idea? Who owes those bills? You know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at.

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<v Speaker 1>All, Prisidan. How how often are you consulting with the medical.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, as you can probably already tell I, I

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<v Speaker 4>don't I have a CA I have. I have a

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<v Speaker 4>cabinet where I have lots of different teas. Tell basil

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<v Speaker 4>leaves does a lot for us if you don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Basil leaves and ginger.

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<v Speaker 2>And old bay seasoning, old bay.

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<v Speaker 4>Seasoning exactly, O bay seasoning right there, right next to

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<v Speaker 4>the ginger ale. I bet he's got some echination, man, absolutely,

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<v Speaker 4>absolutely echination.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that other?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>The other maca root throughout the whole body.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little mocka root in.

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<v Speaker 2>The nose before bad it stops your snoring exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I did do a fair amount of research on your

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<v Speaker 1>conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your thoughts on obviously. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, take it as it is. I'm not a

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<v Speaker 1>bright man, and I'm learning a lot today. I truly

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<v Speaker 1>this has been very informative for me personally. The first

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<v Speaker 1>statistic I'll throw your way is that, based on polls,

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<v Speaker 1>there's at least five percent of Americans that believe definitely

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<v Speaker 1>this is true, that flu shots are actually tracking chips,

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<v Speaker 1>with another fifteen percent who believe that this is probably true.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not as certain as some people, but they are

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<v Speaker 1>fairly certain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's at least twenty percent of the population right

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<v Speaker 4>there who are going to live a very healthy and

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<v Speaker 4>prosperous life. Checking these twenty percent, But see, doesn't that

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<v Speaker 4>make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know, twenty

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<v Speaker 4>out of one hundred people getting to just live on

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<v Speaker 4>We'll just populate the earth. This is exactly what I

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<v Speaker 4>talk about on my Twitter when I talk about when

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<v Speaker 4>talking about evolution, it's twenty percent. I ain't no monkeys, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean there's evidence to suggest otherwise, is that I

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<v Speaker 4>don't support.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>She want to fuck with the.

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<v Speaker 4>Dude, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a million

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<v Speaker 4>years ago when we were on this planet, only had

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<v Speaker 4>four fingers on you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why there are forefathers.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, come on, come on you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I I came across an Atlantic art of the

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<v Speaker 1>Atlantic excuse me or written by someone who works specifically

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<v Speaker 1>for a data company where they work in creating quote

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<v Speaker 1>unquote wearable devices, and he in this article is exploring

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<v Speaker 1>the possibility that when he went to go get his

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<v Speaker 1>COVID vaccine that he could have been possibly getting injected

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<v Speaker 1>with a microchip. He goes, he's sitting and he's getting

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<v Speaker 1>the vaccine, and he goes, all right, let me let

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<v Speaker 1>me consider the possibilities here, and then he tries to

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<v Speaker 1>write an article where he breaks down sort of the falsehoods,

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<v Speaker 1>or rather the impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now before

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<v Speaker 1>I read that, I'd love to hear your reaction just

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<v Speaker 1>at the premise of this, just at the the premise

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<v Speaker 1>of this art.

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<v Speaker 4>What's the name of the company he works for? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>well that's a good question. That's a good question. But

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<v Speaker 4>I first want to express my disappointment and you getting

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<v Speaker 4>this information from the Atlantic I'm surprised. I usually get

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<v Speaker 4>I usually get my information from the watch tower.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, and you know, I'm a Pacific.

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<v Speaker 4>Family exactly West coast. But I mean, it just makes

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<v Speaker 4>it makes a lot of sense to me that, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>there would be something also in this quote unquote visav

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<v Speaker 4>vaccine that was generated just to get everybody to stay

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<v Speaker 4>at home so they can you know, have you ever

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<v Speaker 4>seen the Truman Show, Remember when he was on the

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<v Speaker 4>boat and he was going toward the horizon then he

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<v Speaker 4>ran into the wall. I do so, and that happened

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<v Speaker 4>because that was a part of his quote unquote world

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<v Speaker 4>he was living in that they didn't get to finish expanding.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 4>We live in a bubble, okay, and so why with

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<v Speaker 4>everyone being at home for about a year, not able

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<v Speaker 4>to go anywhere, they were able to finish different parts

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<v Speaker 4>of this bubble that we live in. They were able

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<v Speaker 4>to expand this bubble for us. And so, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it just makes sense to me that they had to

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<v Speaker 4>keep track of people to make sure that we were

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<v Speaker 4>staying at home, so they can do.

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<v Speaker 2>That for us because originally the bubble stopped.

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<v Speaker 4>At the dr exactlys go exactly ask all the passport bros.

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<v Speaker 4>They know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll present a few more while I respect your choice

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<v Speaker 1>and and hear you about the Atlantic critique. I'll present

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<v Speaker 1>to you some of the information that that this possibly

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<v Speaker 1>mistaken article communicates, and you tell me one way or

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<v Speaker 1>the other where you fall in the information. One of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that they they talk about in this article

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<v Speaker 1>is that people's biggest concern, or at least what they

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<v Speaker 1>claim is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow

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<v Speaker 1>be powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating

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<v Speaker 1>via five G towers powered through the five G and

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<v Speaker 1>subsequently that's how they're tracking us. And one of the

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<v Speaker 1>things that he points out is that five G chips

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<v Speaker 1>as we have them now are about the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a penny, which is far larger than anything you could

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<v Speaker 1>fit into a vial to inject into a person.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm so glad you brought that up, because they

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<v Speaker 4>are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we think

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<v Speaker 4>about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple,

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<v Speaker 4>we know Apple as this big conglomerate and they make

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<v Speaker 4>all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's

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<v Speaker 4>the same manufacturer as the five G chips. The flu

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<v Speaker 4>shot COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you

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<v Speaker 4>look at the manufacturer, if you go and look at

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<v Speaker 4>the address, they all have the same address or road.

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<v Speaker 2>I Land.

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<v Speaker 4>The smallest state.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, they say, just all, I'm clear. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>Rhode Island School of design e whoa designing making the chips?

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<v Speaker 4>There?

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<v Speaker 1>You're saying they chose the smallest state to make the

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<v Speaker 1>smallest chips that they didn't put into our our flu slation.

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<v Speaker 2>How big a factory do you need if the chips

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<v Speaker 2>are tiny? Do the math?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects.

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<v Speaker 1>You could bump those out of an army's Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>though you don't even need You don't need like some

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<v Speaker 1>massive plot of land. Hence Rhode Island is the perfect location.

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<v Speaker 4>The entire state is a factory. This is why no

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<v Speaker 4>one's ever been there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amast corrupt state in the Union. Here that's looked

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<v Speaker 2>that up. That's it's a fact.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not not like this other don't look this other

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<v Speaker 1>stuff up, but that you can look up upo that up.

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<v Speaker 1>The next thing that this person talks about is that, frankly,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a major dispute or certainly flaw in the

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<v Speaker 1>argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>They say there's no real power source for the chips

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<v Speaker 1>inside of the human body, even if they were in

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<v Speaker 1>fact small enough to make it inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, your body is a battery. You've ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>the experiment children do with lemons and light bulbs.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't, but that sounds like it sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>black John mayorsong. Your body is a battery. Your body

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<v Speaker 1>is a battery, double exactly, truth, your your thoughts is

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<v Speaker 1>our bodies actually batteries?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean yes to an extent. So the idea,

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<v Speaker 4>as you're aware, there are different types of watches, right,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if either of you guys are into

0:27:19.600 --> 0:27:22.280
<v Speaker 4>watches at all. There's some watches that are powered about batteries,

0:27:22.280 --> 0:27:26.080
<v Speaker 4>and there are some that are I mean, yeah, it's

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:32.679
<v Speaker 4>a construct, and that's a proper way to pronounce pronounce its.

0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:34.800
<v Speaker 2>Construct.

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:39.479
<v Speaker 4>But but anyway, with watches, there are battery power watches

0:27:39.480 --> 0:27:43.880
<v Speaker 4>and there are also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement,

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:45.840
<v Speaker 4>so you keep on your watch. For example, this is

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 4>the automatic watch. You keep it on. It uses your

0:27:48.640 --> 0:27:52.199
<v Speaker 4>your movement, kinetic energy that is real kinetic energy and

0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:54.760
<v Speaker 4>it powers the device. And the same thing happens with

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:57.840
<v Speaker 4>these chips. Five G requires a battery. That's why those

0:27:57.840 --> 0:28:01.520
<v Speaker 4>are phones larger chips, but the smaller chips, the ones

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 4>that they put in the flu shots, aren't there. They're

0:28:03.760 --> 0:28:06.200
<v Speaker 4>too small for batteries, So they're relying on this kinetic

0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:07.960
<v Speaker 4>energy from our body movement.

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 2>That being said, so you understand what he's saying. The

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:14.160
<v Speaker 2>only way if you've got one of these flu shots,

0:28:14.520 --> 0:28:17.800
<v Speaker 2>the only way to stay off the radar don't move.

0:28:17.840 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 2>Shout out to my big people. Yeah, they don't know

0:28:24.760 --> 0:28:27.680
<v Speaker 2>how many there are because we're not moving around them.

0:28:27.760 --> 0:28:31.320
<v Speaker 1>Chips going to sleep mode and wait their turn come on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, that's how they get.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the points that you're making that I actually

0:28:40.280 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 1>have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:47.480
<v Speaker 1>look up what is the smallest microchip, like the smallest

0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:52.480
<v Speaker 1>computer right now that that has been created, is technically

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:56.920
<v Speaker 1>small enough to fit in through the very small needles.

0:28:57.200 --> 0:29:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter whatever

0:29:01.640 --> 0:29:05.760
<v Speaker 1>needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There are,

0:29:05.840 --> 0:29:08.960
<v Speaker 1>in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However,

0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:13.600
<v Speaker 1>what they say is those chips are not built for

0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:19.360
<v Speaker 1>any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:26.440
<v Speaker 1>chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities.

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:34.400
<v Speaker 4>Is that what they say? That is baloney? Because he wait.

0:29:34.200 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 1>A minute, because this is a family podcast, so I

0:29:36.560 --> 0:29:40.520
<v Speaker 1>can't have you out here using wild terms like baloney.

0:29:40.640 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's just take it easy, Okay, let's back the hey,

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:49.320
<v Speaker 1>let's back that ship up and talk to each other

0:29:49.440 --> 0:29:49.960
<v Speaker 1>like adult.

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 4>So all right, it's malarkey. Then that's my favorite kind

0:29:56.320 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 4>of sandwich. Anyways, exactly Oscar Ascar, Myron has away with it.

0:30:02.680 --> 0:30:08.040
<v Speaker 2>May Malarkey has. The first name is.

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Oscar Malarkey.

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that was that was for immigrants.

0:30:17.840 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he came to.

0:30:19.800 --> 0:30:21.280
<v Speaker 2>These countries Oscar Malarkey.

0:30:21.600 --> 0:30:25.240
<v Speaker 1>They changed it, they made them change. He was like,

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:30.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll fucking show you. I'm gonna make American food real.

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll poison you from the inside out and you'll

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:46.760
<v Speaker 2>never know. Forget the name of Oscar J. Malarkey.

0:30:47.120 --> 0:30:55.560
<v Speaker 4>But on a serious note, the fact that this chip

0:30:55.960 --> 0:31:01.440
<v Speaker 4>measures temperature. Our body is a thermostat, okay, and we

0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:03.640
<v Speaker 4>have to be at what temperature to be alive to

0:31:04.000 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 4>eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:10.560
<v Speaker 4>be honest with you. I just wanted to be in

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 4>the conversation I made. I made that, thank you, thank you.

0:31:13.520 --> 0:31:15.520
<v Speaker 4>But you know, because you read.

0:31:15.600 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 1>You read I was gonna say, I definitely think you

0:31:18.600 --> 0:31:21.200
<v Speaker 1>can get colder than ninety eight point six and still

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:24.520
<v Speaker 1>keep still keep kicking around, but you have to maintain.

0:31:25.240 --> 0:31:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh you gotta you gotta average out to ninety. Yeah,

0:31:27.800 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 1>we's gotta usually be.

0:31:30.120 --> 0:31:33.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the human bodies operating temperature is ninety eight point

0:31:33.120 --> 0:31:36.479
<v Speaker 4>six degrees fahrenheit, Right, but I go by Kelvin.

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:42.280
<v Speaker 1>That means I can have like a sixty sixty three

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:44.120
<v Speaker 1>day as long as I get to a one to

0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 1>twenty day the next time.

0:31:45.680 --> 0:31:48.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean you gotta you

0:31:48.000 --> 0:31:48.880
<v Speaker 2>gotta diversify.

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:49.400
<v Speaker 4>That's math.

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:57.800
<v Speaker 1>that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is

0:31:57.840 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 1>what they're telling us they're claiming to do.

0:32:05.280 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 4>Exactly because like I was saying earlier, the way that

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.360
<v Speaker 4>you know, you can take spam and make that into

0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 4>any kind of meat product thing. You can do that with.

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:18.920
<v Speaker 4>You can multitask with devices. So this device that measures

0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.800
<v Speaker 4>our body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually

0:32:21.840 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 4>doing is transmitting our location at all times directly to

0:32:26.280 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 4>the White House to Joe Biden's computer.

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:36.360
<v Speaker 1>IM Joe Biden's big booty desktop. They he scrolls on.

0:32:38.440 --> 0:32:40.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, he's got a big old, big old desk. Stop.

0:32:41.120 --> 0:32:47.200
<v Speaker 4>He got a hook on it, got a shelf on it.

0:32:47.560 --> 0:32:53.560
<v Speaker 1>His computer has boot up sounds. That ship is is regular,

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:54.960
<v Speaker 1>he said.

0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:56.200
<v Speaker 4>A keyboard on top of that thing.

0:32:59.640 --> 0:33:02.520
<v Speaker 1>The the other piece of information that I'd love to

0:33:02.560 --> 0:33:04.280
<v Speaker 1>hear your thoughts on, And this is one of the

0:33:04.280 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 1>major arguments they have against the suggestion that there are

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 1>microchips and the fluid that's being injected is that they

0:33:11.280 --> 0:33:16.960
<v Speaker 1>say that we, for example, for COVID, get vials of Phizer.

0:33:17.200 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's say that are basically meant to be dedicated. You're

0:33:21.960 --> 0:33:24.760
<v Speaker 1>already off course on Fizer. You're like, no, I'm not

0:33:24.800 --> 0:33:31.760
<v Speaker 1>here for Pfizer. Yeah, the p is silent whatever. But

0:33:32.320 --> 0:33:35.480
<v Speaker 1>there are six to twenty five doses in each of

0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:39.959
<v Speaker 1>these vials that they're sending, right, which means that you

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 1>are using separate needles, but you're still injecting into the

0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 1>same like liquid, right, and as you pull from that liquid,

0:33:48.720 --> 0:33:52.400
<v Speaker 1>there's no way of guaranteeing that you would have a

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:57.640
<v Speaker 1>microchip in each dosage just because it's free flowing liquid.

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:01.040
<v Speaker 1>M hm.

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:04.440
<v Speaker 4>So, if I learned anything in my high school science class,

0:34:06.080 --> 0:34:08.560
<v Speaker 4>that's where they start. It's that. It's that that is

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:10.920
<v Speaker 4>where they start. That is where they start to get us.

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:15.440
<v Speaker 4>You know, trained is that liquids take the form and

0:34:15.480 --> 0:34:19.400
<v Speaker 4>take the shape of their container. And so if we

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:23.839
<v Speaker 4>have you know these you know, I can't pronounce the name.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:25.759
<v Speaker 4>I believe it begins with the P, but the P

0:34:25.920 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 4>is silent, so I can't pronounce the rest of it.

0:34:31.360 --> 0:34:36.800
<v Speaker 4>But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid,

0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 4>who's to say that with every injection we're only getting

0:34:40.320 --> 0:34:44.880
<v Speaker 4>one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe hundreds,

0:34:44.920 --> 0:34:50.800
<v Speaker 4>if not hundreds of thousands of microsips in every dosage.

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:56.120
<v Speaker 2>Not at all. No, look at my dog, he's black

0:34:56.160 --> 0:34:59.720
<v Speaker 2>as can be. Exactly.

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.400
<v Speaker 1>It's a real yesah moment I think of that. That

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:05.120
<v Speaker 1>to your thing.

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely.

0:35:13.440 --> 0:35:19.120
<v Speaker 1>So this is fascinating because you're saying that that there

0:35:19.160 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 1>are there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips

0:35:23.800 --> 0:35:26.759
<v Speaker 1>in each pull, so it doesn't matter if we're not

0:35:26.840 --> 0:35:29.840
<v Speaker 1>getting all the microchips and and am I then to

0:35:29.920 --> 0:35:34.600
<v Speaker 1>believe that that they're just all powering a single connection

0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:38.120
<v Speaker 1>that or they like only working one at a time

0:35:38.400 --> 0:35:38.919
<v Speaker 1>kind of thing.

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:42.239
<v Speaker 4>Have you heard of a mesh network? Like like you know,

0:35:42.320 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 4>you go to a certain part of your house, me

0:35:44.040 --> 0:35:46.439
<v Speaker 4>and Wi Fi. We used to just have one Wi

0:35:46.440 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 4>Fi I mean not my house, but we used to

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 4>people would have one Wi Fi rider in the house.

0:35:52.680 --> 0:35:56.080
<v Speaker 4>But like now you need multiple routers in your home

0:35:56.200 --> 0:36:00.880
<v Speaker 4>to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big.

0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:04.200
<v Speaker 4>No one needs that many routeris in their home. So

0:36:04.239 --> 0:36:08.040
<v Speaker 4>it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this

0:36:08.200 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 4>mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of

0:36:12.640 --> 0:36:16.320
<v Speaker 4>these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 4>network in our own human body powered by our kinetic

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 4>energy from our movement, which is why they were so

0:36:25.600 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 4>much in a rush to get us from staying in

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:31.240
<v Speaker 4>the house, out of the house and go back to work.

0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh when I thought, I thought this was a pandemic,

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 4>and we were supposed to stay at home, but now

0:36:36.800 --> 0:36:38.440
<v Speaker 4>we're rushed to go to work. I thought we were

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 4>working from home. What happened there? Now I've got to

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:45.160
<v Speaker 4>travel in my car, interact with other people and pinged

0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:48.680
<v Speaker 4>off of them locations with one another.

0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:52.799
<v Speaker 1>Come on, oh man, you're saying we had to move

0:36:52.840 --> 0:36:55.719
<v Speaker 1>them little legs to keep the power going.

0:36:56.320 --> 0:36:58.080
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely exactly, because.

0:36:58.960 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Boy, where are you with with this?

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Were?

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:04.000
<v Speaker 1>I know you were? You were? You felt sold.

0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:06.120
<v Speaker 2>Before trying to pick my brain up off the floor.

0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:10.360
<v Speaker 2>To be quite honest, I mean, it's not often somebody

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:15.480
<v Speaker 2>comes into your life and they just like, yeah, like

0:37:15.600 --> 0:37:20.080
<v Speaker 2>so many cylinders that you are familiar on, firing on.

0:37:20.600 --> 0:37:22.759
<v Speaker 4>Mm hm yeah, I do drink V eight.

0:37:25.120 --> 0:37:28.000
<v Speaker 2>Brother, You don't think I knew you were an eight head.

0:37:28.800 --> 0:37:29.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm coming to the door.

0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:31.759
<v Speaker 4>Come on, man, I know I know O show when

0:37:31.800 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 4>I see me. Come on, man, my man's beta carro

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:37.880
<v Speaker 4>teens well in the dark.

0:37:39.719 --> 0:37:42.240
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna take a break from these these O shows.

0:37:42.280 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back with more than j Winger and more.

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:48.160
<v Speaker 1>My mama told me.

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:01.439
<v Speaker 2>Someone get this Chiga Boo away for me. We are

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:08.040
<v Speaker 2>back with the Young King speaking about whether or not

0:38:08.520 --> 0:38:12.200
<v Speaker 2>it is micro chips inside that flu shot that you

0:38:12.320 --> 0:38:14.799
<v Speaker 2>all decided to take. I was forced, but you all

0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 2>decided willingly. I was forced to the Sam's Club. Wow,

0:38:20.160 --> 0:38:22.359
<v Speaker 2>they got you in the sam Club to club?

0:38:22.600 --> 0:38:24.640
<v Speaker 1>How they how they forged you? What happened?

0:38:24.760 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, they were just like, well we could also give you.

0:38:26.960 --> 0:38:29.359
<v Speaker 2>You're getting the booster. We also just knocked the flu

0:38:29.400 --> 0:38:30.160
<v Speaker 2>out right now.

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:33.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh, they hit you with that that slick.

0:38:33.600 --> 0:38:35.920
<v Speaker 2>You know I love a bundle deal. You know I

0:38:35.960 --> 0:38:36.680
<v Speaker 2>love a bundle.

0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 4>You know where the Sam and Sam's Club comes from?

0:38:40.040 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 2>Right? I know?

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:40.920
<v Speaker 4>You know.

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:45.000
<v Speaker 1>I I do not know, But boy, I gotta hear it.

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:47.840
<v Speaker 4>First name Uncle, last name.

0:38:50.719 --> 0:38:56.080
<v Speaker 2>Salmon. Mm hmm, damn, damn. But they were feeding me

0:38:56.120 --> 0:38:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the whole time.

0:38:57.239 --> 0:38:59.440
<v Speaker 1>I had a feeling, but I just needed to hear

0:38:59.480 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>you say it out loud. Now you hold out hope

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 1>that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. Mm hmm,

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it was right there. It's not his first names.

0:39:10.040 --> 0:39:13.319
<v Speaker 2>Uncle. Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:14.479
<v Speaker 2>I should have done. Yea.

0:39:15.600 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you about that one at another time. You

0:39:17.600 --> 0:39:19.200
<v Speaker 4>want more information, cash at me.

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Here's the last piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to

0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:35.399
<v Speaker 1>use that word evidence that I'll present to you. They

0:39:35.520 --> 0:39:39.720
<v Speaker 1>also say that even if you are of the thinking

0:39:39.840 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>that these these microchips are somehow going into your system

0:39:43.640 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 1>and they are needing to re up it every year,

0:39:45.760 --> 0:39:51.239
<v Speaker 1>they say that this actually isn't even necessary in order

0:39:51.280 --> 0:39:54.879
<v Speaker 1>for the government to track you. That like tracking has

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:59.399
<v Speaker 1>existed for a lot longer than we acknowledge that, through

0:39:59.440 --> 0:40:03.399
<v Speaker 1>credit card cards, through our cell phones, through our computers,

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:06.960
<v Speaker 1>through all the information we are constantly feeding to a

0:40:07.080 --> 0:40:10.920
<v Speaker 1>programming around us. There's no need for them to spend

0:40:11.360 --> 0:40:14.360
<v Speaker 1>oodles and oodles amount of money putting micro chips in

0:40:14.440 --> 0:40:15.480
<v Speaker 1>our bodies.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:20.880
<v Speaker 2>Can take this one. What about the babies, Oh what

0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:27.560
<v Speaker 2>about those goddamn babies? Godly, that's the future, man. And

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:33.040
<v Speaker 2>so just so I'm clear, you're you're babies cash baby,

0:40:33.080 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 2>I've tried.

0:40:34.400 --> 0:40:37.840
<v Speaker 1>They're suggesting that that they they're expecting these babies to

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.880
<v Speaker 1>just be loose from their parents for long enough that

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:42.399
<v Speaker 1>they'll need to be tracking them.

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:45.839
<v Speaker 2>And there's there's some wild ass babies out there.

0:40:45.920 --> 0:40:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Just yeah, they're just all and they got to keep

0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a baby in the pool all one time.

0:40:57.080 --> 0:40:59.320
<v Speaker 2>You're just playing cut throat. Three guys, one.

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Table two, man in a baby I presume.

0:41:05.239 --> 0:41:11.520
<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, he had his bijorn sitting on a chair

0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:12.080
<v Speaker 4>next to him.

0:41:12.160 --> 0:41:19.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, drinking a gatorade purple.

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:20.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:41:20.840 --> 0:41:26.080
<v Speaker 1>I'll also say this, there are actually people who intentionally

0:41:26.120 --> 0:41:30.000
<v Speaker 1>are microchipping themselves and others, but a lot of them

0:41:30.320 --> 0:41:33.160
<v Speaker 1>are just using it, at least in the iteration that

0:41:33.160 --> 0:41:36.399
<v Speaker 1>that is the intentional microchips. And they're much larger. They're

0:41:36.440 --> 0:41:39.440
<v Speaker 1>like the size of a grain of rice, which is

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:43.880
<v Speaker 1>thirty three times large, larger than what would fit inside

0:41:43.880 --> 0:41:47.400
<v Speaker 1>of the vaccine needles. But they say that they're mostly

0:41:47.480 --> 0:41:50.840
<v Speaker 1>using it for like functional things like accessing your computer,

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<v Speaker 1>getting in the building without having like keys, and shit,

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<v Speaker 1>paying for things without needing a card. Like that's what

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<v Speaker 1>their microchips are for.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. There's a there's a girl

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<v Speaker 4>on TikTok. She's called the chip Girl, And this is

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<v Speaker 4>a real thing, just like everything else I've said, but

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<v Speaker 4>this one is very real. The chip Girl, I believe

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<v Speaker 4>is her handle, and she can access her home because

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<v Speaker 4>she's got a smart lock on her front door. She getting,

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<v Speaker 4>like you said, she uses proximity. It's an n F.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a near field communicator NFC chip that she has

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<v Speaker 4>in her hand and she can press that like against

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<v Speaker 4>the pain, like she's Batman and things in her home.

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<v Speaker 4>I promise please look it up. And she's doing it

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<v Speaker 4>the body bards. Yeah, that is the future. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, first there were bbl's and other nfcs.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait for someone to marry the two.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we got two big old chips in your butt,

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<v Speaker 1>just big old, big old chips in them, in that.

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<v Speaker 4>Butt into every room with your butt cheeks first.

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<v Speaker 5>Just torque it light up, like you open your door

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<v Speaker 5>with your hands for you gotta got back in.

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<v Speaker 1>Goody start clapping and Siri answers, She's like, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you what do you need? What? What?

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<v Speaker 2>What? I'm sorry I can't hear you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's you know, that's very valid from the.

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<v Speaker 2>Clapper in each.

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<v Speaker 1>But sheet collaborat is. But I'm not I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that has to be the name of this episode,

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<v Speaker 1>is a clapper in each buttchee. I don't think we

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<v Speaker 1>have anything better all the points that otherwise it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like a dumb pun like chips a hooy or some.

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<v Speaker 4>Ship chips delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>Chip and down uh track your body. Well, God damn it, Tristan.

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<v Speaker 1>I I I think we we solved this. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you made You've You've made more than enough points to

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<v Speaker 1>prove that the science is wrong on this, that that

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<v Speaker 1>there are are in fact chips in our flu shots,

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<v Speaker 1>and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around

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<v Speaker 1>with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Absolutely, no, you've You've done a lot for the community.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I'm not even gonna say which community. You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Which community? Yeah, you know, you know shows where we

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<v Speaker 2>go on we go all. I meant the one, not

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<v Speaker 2>the other one.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, Tristan. Could you could you tell the people where

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<v Speaker 1>they can find you and what cool ship you have

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<v Speaker 1>going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

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<v Speaker 4>I will tell people where they can quote unquote find me.

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<v Speaker 4>Nice nice trick, Langston, nice trick. He's always child.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a cop man, I'm not even an m oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, damn cop.

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 2>He gets thosebleeds too. Ask him about that.

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<v Speaker 4>I heard the echo. However, if you like more of these,

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<v Speaker 4>I won't even say theories. If you like more facts,

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<v Speaker 4>you could find me on Twitter at Tristan J.

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<v Speaker 2>Winger.

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<v Speaker 4>Same thing on Instagram. At Tristan J. Winger. However, I

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<v Speaker 4>only use my Instagram platform for promoting the series that

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on. So help me Tie on CBS Thursdays at

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<v Speaker 4>nine pm. We've already recorded it, so you won't be

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<v Speaker 4>able to actually find me there. But that that's it's

0:45:40.560 --> 0:45:43.759
<v Speaker 4>a pre recorded show. It's a television show. It's not live.

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<v Speaker 1>It's good that you clarify. Our listeners don't always they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't know they're not.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you know there are shows that are taped in

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<v Speaker 4>front of a live studio audience.

0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:58.080
<v Speaker 1>This is not one of them. Yeah, nobody's gonna nobody's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say whoo when testing comes on the steps. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you weren't a good suit today, you know. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>they had to cut out and they edit and somebody

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, these sides

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<v Speaker 1>are lower and he got on the same shirt. What

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<v Speaker 1>a beautiful time the nineties were. But we could just

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:34.399
<v Speaker 1>appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he did

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<v Speaker 1>in the last episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I still do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife

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<v Speaker 1>beater and we'd be.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, God, damn Orange. It must be thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>You go down in a white beater in a fucking vest.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like, all right, I guess that's the outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we're we were were we okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>We Hey dad, I'm going on the date. Wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 4>hold on it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn all the time, boy, you want to tell the

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:12.440
<v Speaker 1>people where they can find you?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool? I joke City Zeven on Instagram. All my dates

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:18.480
<v Speaker 2>will be up there. I'm getting a new website, so

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<v Speaker 2>we'll get it together.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, hold out for that new website and uh

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:26.879
<v Speaker 1>that ways, you can follow me at Langston Kerman on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram and April fifteenth come to the mic Drop in

0:47:30.760 --> 0:47:33.360
<v Speaker 1>San Diego. And April twenty eighth and twenty ninth you

0:47:33.400 --> 0:47:36.719
<v Speaker 1>can come to uh the Comedy Attic in Bloomington. I

0:47:36.719 --> 0:47:39.200
<v Speaker 1>would love to see you at either. And as always,

0:47:39.280 --> 0:47:41.600
<v Speaker 1>if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,

0:47:41.640 --> 0:47:44.800
<v Speaker 1>your own drops, If you want to write us about

0:47:44.800 --> 0:47:49.000
<v Speaker 1>how irresponsible we are for letting this this brilliant mind

0:47:49.600 --> 0:47:53.520
<v Speaker 1>spit hard important facts at your heads. You can send

0:47:53.560 --> 0:47:57.960
<v Speaker 1>all of that to Mymama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, bye, bitch, Stay.

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<v Speaker 2>Off the damn we.

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<v Speaker 1>Dup.

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<v Speaker 2>The government brought names.

0:48:10.960 --> 0:48:18.200
<v Speaker 3>I brought chips in your nails. A Kuala bears are racist,

0:48:18.680 --> 0:48:23.160
<v Speaker 3>the host of Layer for hosting money, Rhians of many

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<v Speaker 3>Turkey stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell me nothing