Speaker 1: Jay Z told us to buy paintings and we were like, na,
Speaker 1: we will, We're cool.
Speaker 2: Mant I bought a bunch of them. I also stopped
Speaker 2: playing jerseys when he told me.
Speaker 1: All right, well maybe you'll be the jay Z of
Speaker 1: rat Tails, but.
Speaker 2: We'll put it on man.
Speaker 3: As a racists money stuff. I can't tell me.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is a zoom zoom zoom
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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another for now episode of.
Speaker 2: My Mama told me. I just want to say I
Speaker 2: hate effects with you and listen. Is a big teddy
Speaker 2: Riley guy. That's all I want to say. The podcast
Speaker 2: where we the podcast where we dive deep into the
Speaker 2: buckets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: And we finally worked to prove that little Wayne snapped
Speaker 1: off dreadlocks are the actual cause of the devolved in America.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: It's that whatever juice came out in the middle of
Speaker 1: that snapped off dreadlock, it started to dissipate. It goes
Speaker 1: off into the air and out into the air, and
Speaker 1: it's infecting our brains. One of them dreadlocks snap off
Speaker 1: around twenty twelve, around twenty thirteen, you're telling me that's
Speaker 1: not connected to where things have gone.
Speaker 2: I mean, it does feel like a direct correlation, Like
Speaker 2: if I'm looking at the timeline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn yeh yeah, damn.
Speaker 2: That was heavily that was a That was a Nati dreadlock.
Speaker 1: That's bad dreadlock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that ship had absorbed all kinds of essences.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, you know this dreadlocks snapping off, This
Speaker 1: is bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay, that's I like that one. I think
Speaker 2: that's very reasonable. All right, Well, well, I'm like Sugerman
Speaker 2: and I'm David Boy.
Speaker 1: And we can't. We can't talk about snapped off dreadlocks
Speaker 1: all day our guests today. He ain't got no snapped
Speaker 1: off dreadlocks as far as I know. Maybe he's got
Speaker 1: like some sick history of his dreadlocks snapping off, but
Speaker 1: as far as I know, his his dreadlocks have remained
Speaker 1: unsnapped this entire time. He's amazing, He's hilarious. You know him,
Speaker 1: probably best from his phenomenal performances Thug Yoda on the
Speaker 1: the hit Insecure. Truly every one's favorite character from that show.
Speaker 1: I don't think I meet a single individual who doesn't
Speaker 1: cite at least three things that you said throughout the years.
Speaker 1: And more importantly, he's on a brand new show called
Speaker 1: So Help Me Todd. He's hilarious. Give it, Give it
Speaker 1: up for our guests, mister Tristan Jay Winger. Hell yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm great.
Speaker 2: I'm great.
Speaker 4: How y'all doing that was a great intro. I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: And for the record, my mom does have one of
Speaker 4: my snapped off pieces of hair in her scrap book
Speaker 4: of mine. Wow. But when I was younger, my mom
Speaker 4: I had I had a duct tail in the back
Speaker 4: and it was very long, and then I have to
Speaker 4: cut it off in order to get into this program
Speaker 4: in school. But she kept it.
Speaker 2: First of all, racist it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they said boys couldn't have long hair.
Speaker 1: Wow, them little tails. Those ain't long hair. That's not
Speaker 1: that don't count as long hair, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: You don't have a rat tail. And you get to
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I got long hair.
Speaker 2: You have had one on the Cosby Show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a rat tail. That's differ it was.
Speaker 2: It was a cool air.
Speaker 4: I mean that bad boy was long. It was about
Speaker 4: ten damn really.
Speaker 1: And that's verysive, and I want to congratulate you and
Speaker 1: your mother for maintaining ten inches of rat tail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how often did you have to get it rebraided?
Speaker 4: She would rebraided about once a week because it only
Speaker 4: took like, what five minutes she would press it to
Speaker 4: get it at its maximum length, and just yeah, that
Speaker 4: thing up. That's yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad actually because
Speaker 4: it's it's unbecoming. If I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: I'm breaking it back. I was just about to say.
Speaker 1: Whoa, you're going You're going to be like a dude?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 1: Who does that again?
Speaker 2: I mean not when you say it like that, it
Speaker 2: doesn't make me feels just I don't know how.
Speaker 1: Else to say. You're just gonna be because you're not
Speaker 1: gonna set a trend. You're thirty five, so you're just
Speaker 1: gonna be a man. Who hey trends. I don't think so,
Speaker 1: big dog. I think Jason pretty washed here.
Speaker 4: Right, jas many niggas are walking around with free form
Speaker 4: hair like it's just him and the weekend, and the
Speaker 4: weekend was like, I give up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's also Canadian.
Speaker 1: H Tristlan. We we you came to us today. This
Speaker 1: is our behavior the whole time, So you got to
Speaker 1: figure out how you're gonna make it through. You came
Speaker 1: to us today with a conspiracy theory that that we
Speaker 1: both got excited about. You said, my mama told me
Speaker 1: flu shots are actually tracking chips.
Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely, I mean it's just they make they You know,
Speaker 4: this season comes around every single year, and every single
Speaker 4: year there are millions of people born in the United States, right,
Speaker 4: And how do you get everybody on board, to get
Speaker 4: everybody on the same page so you know exactly where
Speaker 4: they are. You can't give infants a cell phone, right,
Speaker 4: because that's that's a whole other topic. Because these are
Speaker 4: tracking These are tracking devices. You know, we log in
Speaker 4: every day on them, but no one's logging in as
Speaker 4: an infant. No one is logging in at three months old.
Speaker 4: You can't even say anything. You don't have any opinions
Speaker 4: except that you want some milk from your mother. So
Speaker 4: they've got to find some way to track individuals in
Speaker 4: this country. And what other way than by giving people
Speaker 4: flu shots. We have to know where everybody is at
Speaker 4: all times. We got to keep track of these motherfuckers,
Speaker 4: like we gotta know where everybody is and how you
Speaker 4: do that by scary. Okay, okay, okay, funk Flex knows
Speaker 4: he's going to funk Flex knows.
Speaker 1: So just to be clear, and I think I'm hearing
Speaker 1: you correctly, you are you are a believer of this.
Speaker 1: This isn't just a thing you're You're passive inside of
Speaker 1: You're like no flu shots tracking devices?
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, Well listen, you know a lot of people
Speaker 4: believe this. This is just something that I was told.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 1: Like politics to get that TV money, all right. I
Speaker 1: like that. People even looked side to side like you
Speaker 1: had a crowd there.
Speaker 2: This was good.
Speaker 4: It's just they're good people on both sides this issue.
Speaker 2: No everybody by sneakers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everybody, you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, some people believe this. Other people
Speaker 4: believe that they don't want to get sick every year,
Speaker 4: and so you know, sometimes they go to their Lucal
Speaker 4: drug store and they get a little shot in the
Speaker 4: arm and it's done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And okay, I guess my next question is when
Speaker 1: was your last flu shot? Are you a flu shot guy?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you not? You're like no, I'll never
Speaker 1: get a flu shot? What ever? Are you like? They'll
Speaker 1: never find me? Man who's on TV every week.
Speaker 4: I can't say that they that I've ever received said
Speaker 4: flu shot.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't remember when exactly I I've had one of
Speaker 4: these flu shots. Yeah, I My memory only goes as
Speaker 4: far back as I can remember. I can only remember
Speaker 4: back to about this second grade and god, so I
Speaker 4: was about six, and as far as I can remember,
Speaker 4: I don't remember getting a flu shot at six. So
Speaker 4: you know what, I can't remember, I can't recall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I love that.
Speaker 1: Are you in the place now where you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm telling I'm telling everybody I know this is
Speaker 1: like are you trying to propagate this or are you like? No,
Speaker 1: this is just for me and people will figure it
Speaker 1: out on there. Are you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Where are you in the In the championing of the.
Speaker 4: Ideas, there are a lot of things that I champion.
Speaker 4: I like people, I champion just love for everyone. I
Speaker 4: champion that we you know, multi vitamins, I champion multi vitamins.
Speaker 4: I take a powdered version of them. I'm mixed with water.
Speaker 4: I champion one of the other things that I was
Speaker 4: told when I was young that I definitely follow as
Speaker 4: never to leave home without a jacket, because you know
Speaker 4: how you're gonna be out, so you know you're just
Speaker 4: throwing a jacket. Make sure you have one of those on,
Speaker 4: so you know. And whether or not people choose to
Speaker 4: understand and and heed my advice, that is up to them.
Speaker 2: So I don't give a fuck. Who'll say, oh crap, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: That's right. Makes me wish I could take back my
Speaker 2: last fucking flu shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm I'm sold.
Speaker 2: I think I got it when I got boosted like
Speaker 2: a mark.
Speaker 1: I think this, this kind of control, this kind of
Speaker 1: professionalism inside of it is fucking convincing. It's making me go,
Speaker 1: yeah it was. This man's too goddamn good for their
Speaker 1: for there not to be some legitimacy to the presentation.
Speaker 2: Here's my question to you, Likeston, when was your last
Speaker 2: flue shot? Uh?
Speaker 1: Huh, that's a good question. So here's here's a honest
Speaker 1: to god truth is that when I was in college,
Speaker 1: I signed up for the like experimental flu shots because
Speaker 1: I needed the money.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've all done medical testing for bredon. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, boy, oh boy, twenty five dollars a
Speaker 1: shot that sounds good to me. Sounds like me and
Speaker 1: the bitch is going to Windy's.
Speaker 2: Or for the whole car.
Speaker 1: Come on, y'all, it's on me tonight.
Speaker 4: Shakespeare ever, anybody.
Speaker 1: So I'd be lying if I didn't say that my
Speaker 1: if if if in fact, what is being presented is true,
Speaker 1: and I'd be lying if my blood isn'tcoursing with with
Speaker 1: micro chips.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, I had a good cause. Like so okay,
Speaker 2: So here's what we're saying on a base level, right,
Speaker 2: it would mean that the micro chip doesn't last forever, right, Obviously,
Speaker 2: it needs to be right re up to every now
Speaker 2: and again. That's what that's what That would be the
Speaker 2: basis of why we have to do it every.
Speaker 4: Year, right exactly. Yeah, there's a software update right right,
Speaker 4: just like you know you get updates for your phone
Speaker 4: and all of your mobile devices. There are software updates
Speaker 4: that are improvements, have advancements and computer technologies. I mean
Speaker 4: even when we look at you know, cars that are
Speaker 4: coming out now with over the air updates.
Speaker 2: Top you know, Bluetooth.
Speaker 4: Bluetooth was a revolution. You know a lot of people
Speaker 4: have air pods and a lot of people will have
Speaker 4: like bluetooth here phones, and some people are sticking with
Speaker 4: the wired joints because they provide a great audio through
Speaker 4: the microphone.
Speaker 2: Who you telling look at me right now? You can
Speaker 2: I keep a chord. I keep a chord.
Speaker 4: Case in point. And so in order to get the
Speaker 4: people who are unable to cut the chord, say to speak,
Speaker 4: you know, those those flu shots have to be updated regularly, damn.
Speaker 1: And so those of us that that have been caught
Speaker 1: tricked into into sort of re upping, are just re
Speaker 1: upping technology for for our own tracking, are we? Is
Speaker 1: the argument here, and I want to be clear, is
Speaker 1: the argument here that the flu shot otherwise has zero function,
Speaker 1: that it truly is just like or they like, hey,
Speaker 1: here's a flu shot that's going to help your body,
Speaker 1: but also got you.
Speaker 4: We got you well, so you know there there there
Speaker 4: are lots of a different type so vitamins and medications
Speaker 4: that have multiple resources in them. Like for example, there's
Speaker 4: there's this new medication called ozimpic that is for diabetics, right,
Speaker 4: that's that was the primary function of it. But one
Speaker 4: of the side effects is weight loss. So a lot
Speaker 4: of people are using it for weight loss. And so
Speaker 4: you said everybody on the on the oscars was on Ozimic. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and that is another theory that you don't have time
Speaker 4: to talk about today.
Speaker 2: Also, you don't have to call them theories. This is
Speaker 2: the safe place say facts. This is a fact.
Speaker 4: Every single last one of those people on that stage
Speaker 4: were on Ozimpic. There was a pre party sponsored by Exemple.
Speaker 4: I ain't playing there were there were There was a
Speaker 4: pre party hosted and present by Ozimpic.
Speaker 1: Doctor Ozivik himself game House. Finally, all my children and
Speaker 1: are amongst me and presented them in awards my sun children.
Speaker 4: And that's exactly why. Uh Jamie Lee Curtis, she's the
Speaker 4: new spokesperson that's gonna be. It's a new.
Speaker 1: I think. I think her thing was was bad bowls.
Speaker 1: She she had that those gut issues, which is why
Speaker 1: she did the yogurt Activitia.
Speaker 4: Oh the makers of Activita Olympic.
Speaker 1: You know, ship yourself either way, come on and have
Speaker 1: some of these.
Speaker 4: It's gonna come out. The truth shall set you free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just needed them shuffled around a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think we might be ready to to throw to
Speaker 1: a break. Before we do that, let's let's ask one
Speaker 1: final question. I'm curious to know. Do you feel like,
Speaker 1: should we find out that these tracking systems are placed
Speaker 1: in our body, that that we are in fact me
Speaker 1: track through these micro chips. Is there something that we
Speaker 1: can do about it? Or is this just there?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 1: They got us. Boom goes to the dynamite.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean the thing that a lot of people
Speaker 4: are doing these days, they're consuming large amounts of gatorade, specifically,
Speaker 4: specifically the purple gatorade.
Speaker 2: Chuck, he lives in my apartment.
Speaker 4: Bro okay, because the purple one, as we all know,
Speaker 4: and this is not a theory, goes right through the bloodstream.
Speaker 4: It's got a lot of calcium in it. Tr Bones grow,
Speaker 4: they I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that there's anything else that needs to
Speaker 1: be said. Purple Gatorade does a lot for me. We're
Speaker 1: gonna take a break. We'll be back with more than
Speaker 1: the Jay Winger and more.
Speaker 2: My mama told me.
Speaker 4: Because I look good at him good, I feel good,
Speaker 4: and you sing good and Nick love good.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, welcome back. We have young King Tristan J.
Speaker 2: Winger dropping bombs. The truth. Tell you, idiots, the truth
Speaker 2: you've been looking for.
Speaker 1: Truth?
Speaker 2: Here it is here.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: Fucking boards. Nothing about that. I didn't even mean to
Speaker 2: put that one on. That was the wrong one. And
Speaker 2: that's how excited I am about this young man who's.
Speaker 1: No, what, don't even listen to me. You're malfunctioning because you're.
Speaker 4: Somebody put water on the boards. Listen, it's that flu shot.
Speaker 2: If I could take back one thing in the last
Speaker 2: year now more than anything else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you a flu shot every year?
Speaker 2: Guy?
Speaker 1: Is that okay?
Speaker 2: But yeah? Got warst year? Yeah, I got it. Made
Speaker 2: me think it was rich people shit to do because
Speaker 2: I was alreadyized.
Speaker 1: Like the way you just bitched, it was like you
Speaker 1: had to save up for your big flu shot triannually.
Speaker 1: That's not annually.
Speaker 2: You could try it. You take it three times a year.
Speaker 1: I meant every three years. But you know, I think
Speaker 1: it's that that same thing that bi annually suffers from
Speaker 1: bi weekly. Yeah, bi weekly. It's like one of those
Speaker 1: is incorrect, and none of us agree on which one.
Speaker 2: No, it's hard, it's hard to set up a recurring event.
Speaker 2: The point is, no, I was I was bro I
Speaker 2: was off the grid, off the flu shot. I need
Speaker 2: to have teal insurance from like I left home at
Speaker 2: seventeen MM and I started doing I didn't have health
Speaker 2: insurance for like fourteen years, so there's a huge gap.
Speaker 2: That's my Jesus time. They don't know where they don't
Speaker 2: wear years. Doctor, not one good for you? A couple couple, couple,
Speaker 2: a couple emergency room visits that you know you have
Speaker 2: legal idea? Who owes those bills? You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, no, no, no, not at.
Speaker 1: All, Prisidan. How how often are you consulting with the medical.
Speaker 4: I mean, as you can probably already tell I, I
Speaker 4: don't I have a CA I have. I have a
Speaker 4: cabinet where I have lots of different teas. Tell basil
Speaker 4: leaves does a lot for us if you don't know.
Speaker 4: Basil leaves and ginger.
Speaker 2: And old bay seasoning, old bay.
Speaker 4: Seasoning exactly, O bay seasoning right there, right next to
Speaker 4: the ginger ale. I bet he's got some echination, man, absolutely,
Speaker 4: absolutely echination.
Speaker 2: What is that other?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: The other maca root throughout the whole body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every piece is getting getting a little mocka root in.
Speaker 2: The nose before bad it stops your snoring exactly.
Speaker 1: I did do a fair amount of research on your
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that I'd love to hear your thoughts on obviously. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, take it as it is. I'm not a
Speaker 1: bright man, and I'm learning a lot today. I truly
Speaker 1: this has been very informative for me personally. The first
Speaker 1: statistic I'll throw your way is that, based on polls,
Speaker 1: there's at least five percent of Americans that believe definitely
Speaker 1: this is true, that flu shots are actually tracking chips,
Speaker 1: with another fifteen percent who believe that this is probably true.
Speaker 1: They're not as certain as some people, but they are
Speaker 1: fairly certain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's at least twenty percent of the population right
Speaker 4: there who are going to live a very healthy and
Speaker 4: prosperous life. Checking these twenty percent, But see, doesn't that
Speaker 4: make sense? Twenty percent of the population, you know, twenty
Speaker 4: out of one hundred people getting to just live on
Speaker 4: We'll just populate the earth. This is exactly what I
Speaker 4: talk about on my Twitter when I talk about when
Speaker 4: talking about evolution, it's twenty percent. I ain't no monkeys, Okay, Well,
Speaker 4: I mean there's evidence to suggest otherwise, is that I
Speaker 4: don't support.
Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: She want to fuck with the.
Speaker 4: Dude, Okay, okay, because eighty percent of people a million
Speaker 4: years ago when we were on this planet, only had
Speaker 4: four fingers on you.
Speaker 2: That's why there are forefathers.
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly exactly, King, thank you, come on, come on you.
Speaker 1: So I I came across an Atlantic art of the
Speaker 1: Atlantic excuse me or written by someone who works specifically
Speaker 1: for a data company where they work in creating quote
Speaker 1: unquote wearable devices, and he in this article is exploring
Speaker 1: the possibility that when he went to go get his
Speaker 1: COVID vaccine that he could have been possibly getting injected
Speaker 1: with a microchip. He goes, he's sitting and he's getting
Speaker 1: the vaccine, and he goes, all right, let me let
Speaker 1: me consider the possibilities here, and then he tries to
Speaker 1: write an article where he breaks down sort of the falsehoods,
Speaker 1: or rather the impossibilities of that actually occurring. Now before
Speaker 1: I read that, I'd love to hear your reaction just
Speaker 1: at the premise of this, just at the the premise
Speaker 1: of this art.
Speaker 4: What's the name of the company he works for? Yeah,
Speaker 4: well that's a good question. That's a good question. But
Speaker 4: I first want to express my disappointment and you getting
Speaker 4: this information from the Atlantic I'm surprised. I usually get
Speaker 4: I usually get my information from the watch tower.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and you know, I'm a Pacific.
Speaker 4: Family exactly West coast. But I mean, it just makes
Speaker 4: it makes a lot of sense to me that, you know,
Speaker 4: there would be something also in this quote unquote visav
Speaker 4: vaccine that was generated just to get everybody to stay
Speaker 4: at home so they can you know, have you ever
Speaker 4: seen the Truman Show, Remember when he was on the
Speaker 4: boat and he was going toward the horizon then he
Speaker 4: ran into the wall. I do so, and that happened
Speaker 4: because that was a part of his quote unquote world
Speaker 4: he was living in that they didn't get to finish expanding.
Speaker 1: Hmmm.
Speaker 4: We live in a bubble, okay, and so why with
Speaker 4: everyone being at home for about a year, not able
Speaker 4: to go anywhere, they were able to finish different parts
Speaker 4: of this bubble that we live in. They were able
Speaker 4: to expand this bubble for us. And so, you know,
Speaker 4: it just makes sense to me that they had to
Speaker 4: keep track of people to make sure that we were
Speaker 4: staying at home, so they can do.
Speaker 2: That for us because originally the bubble stopped.
Speaker 4: At the dr exactlys go exactly ask all the passport bros.
Speaker 4: They know.
Speaker 1: I'll present a few more while I respect your choice
Speaker 1: and and hear you about the Atlantic critique. I'll present
Speaker 1: to you some of the information that that this possibly
Speaker 1: mistaken article communicates, and you tell me one way or
Speaker 1: the other where you fall in the information. One of
Speaker 1: the things that they they talk about in this article
Speaker 1: is that people's biggest concern, or at least what they
Speaker 1: claim is the concern, is that the microchips will somehow
Speaker 1: be powered through five G. Right, that they are communicating
Speaker 1: via five G towers powered through the five G and
Speaker 1: subsequently that's how they're tracking us. And one of the
Speaker 1: things that he points out is that five G chips
Speaker 1: as we have them now are about the size of
Speaker 1: a penny, which is far larger than anything you could
Speaker 1: fit into a vial to inject into a person.
Speaker 4: So I'm so glad you brought that up, because they
Speaker 4: are essentially part of the same ecosystem. If we think
Speaker 4: about let's say, for example, when we talk about Apple,
Speaker 4: we know Apple as this big conglomerate and they make
Speaker 4: all these devices that communicate with each other. So it's
Speaker 4: the same manufacturer as the five G chips. The flu
Speaker 4: shot COVID vaccine. If you go in and if you
Speaker 4: look at the manufacturer, if you go and look at
Speaker 4: the address, they all have the same address or road.
Speaker 2: I Land.
Speaker 4: The smallest state.
Speaker 1: Come on, they say, just all, I'm clear. You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying that.
Speaker 2: Rhode Island School of design e whoa designing making the chips?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 1: You're saying they chose the smallest state to make the
Speaker 1: smallest chips that they didn't put into our our flu slation.
Speaker 2: How big a factory do you need if the chips
Speaker 2: are tiny? Do the math?
Speaker 4: Come on, man, I know we can't all be architects.
Speaker 1: You could bump those out of an army's Oh okay,
Speaker 1: though you don't even need You don't need like some
Speaker 1: massive plot of land. Hence Rhode Island is the perfect location.
Speaker 4: The entire state is a factory. This is why no
Speaker 4: one's ever been there.
Speaker 2: It's amast corrupt state in the Union. Here that's looked
Speaker 2: that up. That's it's a fact.
Speaker 1: That's not not like this other don't look this other
Speaker 1: stuff up, but that you can look up upo that up.
Speaker 1: The next thing that this person talks about is that, frankly,
Speaker 1: there is a major dispute or certainly flaw in the
Speaker 1: argument in that the chips have to be powered somehow.
Speaker 1: They say there's no real power source for the chips
Speaker 1: inside of the human body, even if they were in
Speaker 1: fact small enough to make it inside.
Speaker 2: Come on, your body is a battery. You've ever seen
Speaker 2: the experiment children do with lemons and light bulbs.
Speaker 1: I haven't, but that sounds like it sounds like a
Speaker 1: black John mayorsong. Your body is a battery. Your body
Speaker 1: is a battery, double exactly, truth, your your thoughts is
Speaker 1: our bodies actually batteries?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean yes to an extent. So the idea,
Speaker 4: as you're aware, there are different types of watches, right,
Speaker 4: I don't know if either of you guys are into
Speaker 4: watches at all. There's some watches that are powered about batteries,
Speaker 4: and there are some that are I mean, yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a construct, and that's a proper way to pronounce pronounce its.
Speaker 2: Construct.
Speaker 4: But but anyway, with watches, there are battery power watches
Speaker 4: and there are also automatic watches. Automatic watches depend on movement,
Speaker 4: so you keep on your watch. For example, this is
Speaker 4: the automatic watch. You keep it on. It uses your
Speaker 4: your movement, kinetic energy that is real kinetic energy and
Speaker 4: it powers the device. And the same thing happens with
Speaker 4: these chips. Five G requires a battery. That's why those
Speaker 4: are phones larger chips, but the smaller chips, the ones
Speaker 4: that they put in the flu shots, aren't there. They're
Speaker 4: too small for batteries, So they're relying on this kinetic
Speaker 4: energy from our body movement.
Speaker 2: That being said, so you understand what he's saying. The
Speaker 2: only way if you've got one of these flu shots,
Speaker 2: the only way to stay off the radar don't move.
Speaker 2: Shout out to my big people. Yeah, they don't know
Speaker 2: how many there are because we're not moving around them.
Speaker 1: Chips going to sleep mode and wait their turn come on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, that's how they get.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: One of the points that you're making that I actually
Speaker 1: have to acknowledge is a valid point because I did
Speaker 1: look up what is the smallest microchip, like the smallest
Speaker 1: computer right now that that has been created, is technically
Speaker 1: small enough to fit in through the very small needles.
Speaker 1: I believe they're like something like twenty two millimeter whatever
Speaker 1: needles that are used for the COVID vaccine. There are,
Speaker 1: in fact chips that are small enough to do that. However,
Speaker 1: what they say is those chips are not built for
Speaker 1: any version of like a radio interaction. They're more just
Speaker 1: chips for like temperature sensing and and non communication based activities.
Speaker 4: Is that what they say? That is baloney? Because he wait.
Speaker 1: A minute, because this is a family podcast, so I
Speaker 1: can't have you out here using wild terms like baloney.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just take it easy, Okay, let's back the hey,
Speaker 1: let's back that ship up and talk to each other
Speaker 1: like adult.
Speaker 4: So all right, it's malarkey. Then that's my favorite kind
Speaker 4: of sandwich. Anyways, exactly Oscar Ascar, Myron has away with it.
Speaker 2: May Malarkey has. The first name is.
Speaker 1: Oscar Malarkey.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that was that was for immigrants.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he came to.
Speaker 2: These countries Oscar Malarkey.
Speaker 1: They changed it, they made them change. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'll fucking show you. I'm gonna make American food real.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll poison you from the inside out and you'll
Speaker 2: never know. Forget the name of Oscar J. Malarkey.
Speaker 4: But on a serious note, the fact that this chip
Speaker 4: measures temperature. Our body is a thermostat, okay, and we
Speaker 4: have to be at what temperature to be alive to
Speaker 4: eight point six ninety eight point six. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be honest with you. I just wanted to be in
Speaker 4: the conversation I made. I made that, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 4: But you know, because you read.
Speaker 1: You read I was gonna say, I definitely think you
Speaker 1: can get colder than ninety eight point six and still
Speaker 1: keep still keep kicking around, but you have to maintain.
Speaker 1: Oh you gotta you gotta average out to ninety. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we's gotta usually be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the human bodies operating temperature is ninety eight point
Speaker 4: six degrees fahrenheit, Right, but I go by Kelvin.
Speaker 1: That means I can have like a sixty sixty three
Speaker 1: day as long as I get to a one to
Speaker 1: twenty day the next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I mean you gotta you
Speaker 2: gotta diversify.
Speaker 4: That's math.
Speaker 1: I got you, all right. Uh Okay, So you're saying
Speaker 1: that that this temperature, the need to measure temperature is
Speaker 1: a falsehood. Therefore these chips and selves are not doing
Speaker 1: what they're telling us they're claiming to do.
Speaker 4: Exactly because like I was saying earlier, the way that
Speaker 4: you know, you can take spam and make that into
Speaker 4: any kind of meat product thing. You can do that with.
Speaker 4: You can multitask with devices. So this device that measures
Speaker 4: our body temperature or you know, that's what it's actually
Speaker 4: doing is transmitting our location at all times directly to
Speaker 4: the White House to Joe Biden's computer.
Speaker 1: IM Joe Biden's big booty desktop. They he scrolls on.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got a big old, big old desk. Stop.
Speaker 4: He got a hook on it, got a shelf on it.
Speaker 1: His computer has boot up sounds. That ship is is regular,
Speaker 1: he said.
Speaker 4: A keyboard on top of that thing.
Speaker 1: The the other piece of information that I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear your thoughts on, And this is one of the
Speaker 1: major arguments they have against the suggestion that there are
Speaker 1: microchips and the fluid that's being injected is that they
Speaker 1: say that we, for example, for COVID, get vials of Phizer.
Speaker 1: Let's say that are basically meant to be dedicated. You're
Speaker 1: already off course on Fizer. You're like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: here for Pfizer. Yeah, the p is silent whatever. But
Speaker 1: there are six to twenty five doses in each of
Speaker 1: these vials that they're sending, right, which means that you
Speaker 1: are using separate needles, but you're still injecting into the
Speaker 1: same like liquid, right, and as you pull from that liquid,
Speaker 1: there's no way of guaranteeing that you would have a
Speaker 1: microchip in each dosage just because it's free flowing liquid.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 4: So, if I learned anything in my high school science class,
Speaker 4: that's where they start. It's that. It's that that is
Speaker 4: where they start. That is where they start to get us.
Speaker 4: You know, trained is that liquids take the form and
Speaker 4: take the shape of their container. And so if we
Speaker 4: have you know these you know, I can't pronounce the name.
Speaker 4: I believe it begins with the P, but the P
Speaker 4: is silent, so I can't pronounce the rest of it.
Speaker 4: But if so, you have millions of microchips in this liquid,
Speaker 4: who's to say that with every injection we're only getting
Speaker 4: one microchip. That's not what I believe. I believe hundreds,
Speaker 4: if not hundreds of thousands of microsips in every dosage.
Speaker 2: Not at all. No, look at my dog, he's black
Speaker 2: as can be. Exactly.
Speaker 1: It's a real yesah moment I think of that. That
Speaker 1: to your thing.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: So this is fascinating because you're saying that that there
Speaker 1: are there are hundreds to hundreds of thousands of microchips
Speaker 1: in each pull, so it doesn't matter if we're not
Speaker 1: getting all the microchips and and am I then to
Speaker 1: believe that that they're just all powering a single connection
Speaker 1: that or they like only working one at a time
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 4: Have you heard of a mesh network? Like like you know,
Speaker 4: you go to a certain part of your house, me
Speaker 4: and Wi Fi. We used to just have one Wi
Speaker 4: Fi I mean not my house, but we used to
Speaker 4: people would have one Wi Fi rider in the house.
Speaker 4: But like now you need multiple routers in your home
Speaker 4: to create a mesh network. Nobody's home is that big.
Speaker 4: No one needs that many routeris in their home. So
Speaker 4: it's the exact same principles that they adopted from this
Speaker 4: mesh Wi Fi network to put hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 4: these microchips in our bodies to create a what mesh
Speaker 4: network in our own human body powered by our kinetic
Speaker 4: energy from our movement, which is why they were so
Speaker 4: much in a rush to get us from staying in
Speaker 4: the house, out of the house and go back to work.
Speaker 4: Oh when I thought, I thought this was a pandemic,
Speaker 4: and we were supposed to stay at home, but now
Speaker 4: we're rushed to go to work. I thought we were
Speaker 4: working from home. What happened there? Now I've got to
Speaker 4: travel in my car, interact with other people and pinged
Speaker 4: off of them locations with one another.
Speaker 1: Come on, oh man, you're saying we had to move
Speaker 1: them little legs to keep the power going.
Speaker 4: Absolutely exactly, because.
Speaker 1: Boy, where are you with with this?
Speaker 2: Were?
Speaker 1: I know you were? You were? You felt sold.
Speaker 2: Before trying to pick my brain up off the floor.
Speaker 2: To be quite honest, I mean, it's not often somebody
Speaker 2: comes into your life and they just like, yeah, like
Speaker 2: so many cylinders that you are familiar on, firing on.
Speaker 4: Mm hm yeah, I do drink V eight.
Speaker 2: Brother, You don't think I knew you were an eight head.
Speaker 2: I'm coming to the door.
Speaker 4: Come on, man, I know I know O show when
Speaker 4: I see me. Come on, man, my man's beta carro
Speaker 4: teens well in the dark.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a break from these these O shows.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more than j Winger and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me.
Speaker 2: Someone get this Chiga Boo away for me. We are
Speaker 2: back with the Young King speaking about whether or not
Speaker 2: it is micro chips inside that flu shot that you
Speaker 2: all decided to take. I was forced, but you all
Speaker 2: decided willingly. I was forced to the Sam's Club. Wow,
Speaker 2: they got you in the sam Club to club?
Speaker 1: How they how they forged you? What happened?
Speaker 2: Well, they were just like, well we could also give you.
Speaker 2: You're getting the booster. We also just knocked the flu
Speaker 2: out right now.
Speaker 1: Oh, they hit you with that that slick.
Speaker 2: You know I love a bundle deal. You know I
Speaker 2: love a bundle.
Speaker 4: You know where the Sam and Sam's Club comes from?
Speaker 2: Right? I know?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I I do not know, But boy, I gotta hear it.
Speaker 4: First name Uncle, last name.
Speaker 2: Salmon. Mm hmm, damn, damn. But they were feeding me
Speaker 2: the whole time.
Speaker 1: I had a feeling, but I just needed to hear
Speaker 1: you say it out loud. Now you hold out hope
Speaker 1: that maybe you didn't make the ultimate mistake. Mm hmm,
Speaker 1: it was right there. It's not his first names.
Speaker 2: Uncle. Should have got a fucking Costco membership. That's what
Speaker 2: I should have done. Yea.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about that one at another time. You
Speaker 4: want more information, cash at me.
Speaker 1: Here's the last piece of evidence, and I'm cautious to
Speaker 1: use that word evidence that I'll present to you. They
Speaker 1: also say that even if you are of the thinking
Speaker 1: that these these microchips are somehow going into your system
Speaker 1: and they are needing to re up it every year,
Speaker 1: they say that this actually isn't even necessary in order
Speaker 1: for the government to track you. That like tracking has
Speaker 1: existed for a lot longer than we acknowledge that, through
Speaker 1: credit card cards, through our cell phones, through our computers,
Speaker 1: through all the information we are constantly feeding to a
Speaker 1: programming around us. There's no need for them to spend
Speaker 1: oodles and oodles amount of money putting micro chips in
Speaker 1: our bodies.
Speaker 2: Can take this one. What about the babies, Oh what
Speaker 2: about those goddamn babies? Godly, that's the future, man. And
Speaker 2: so just so I'm clear, you're you're babies cash baby,
Speaker 2: I've tried.
Speaker 1: They're suggesting that that they they're expecting these babies to
Speaker 1: just be loose from their parents for long enough that
Speaker 1: they'll need to be tracking them.
Speaker 2: And there's there's some wild ass babies out there.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, they're just all and they got to keep
Speaker 1: I've seen a baby in the pool all one time.
Speaker 2: You're just playing cut throat. Three guys, one.
Speaker 1: Table two, man in a baby I presume.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, he had his bijorn sitting on a chair
Speaker 4: next to him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, drinking a gatorade purple.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'll also say this, there are actually people who intentionally
Speaker 1: are microchipping themselves and others, but a lot of them
Speaker 1: are just using it, at least in the iteration that
Speaker 1: that is the intentional microchips. And they're much larger. They're
Speaker 1: like the size of a grain of rice, which is
Speaker 1: thirty three times large, larger than what would fit inside
Speaker 1: of the vaccine needles. But they say that they're mostly
Speaker 1: using it for like functional things like accessing your computer,
Speaker 1: getting in the building without having like keys, and shit,
Speaker 1: paying for things without needing a card. Like that's what
Speaker 1: their microchips are for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. There's a there's a girl
Speaker 4: on TikTok. She's called the chip Girl, And this is
Speaker 4: a real thing, just like everything else I've said, but
Speaker 4: this one is very real. The chip Girl, I believe
Speaker 4: is her handle, and she can access her home because
Speaker 4: she's got a smart lock on her front door. She getting,
Speaker 4: like you said, she uses proximity. It's an n F.
Speaker 4: It's a near field communicator NFC chip that she has
Speaker 4: in her hand and she can press that like against
Speaker 4: the pain, like she's Batman and things in her home.
Speaker 4: I promise please look it up. And she's doing it
Speaker 4: the body bards. Yeah, that is the future. I mean,
Speaker 4: you know, first there were bbl's and other nfcs.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for someone to marry the two.
Speaker 1: Oh, we got two big old chips in your butt,
Speaker 1: just big old, big old chips in them, in that.
Speaker 4: Butt into every room with your butt cheeks first.
Speaker 5: Just torque it light up, like you open your door
Speaker 5: with your hands for you gotta got back in.
Speaker 1: Goody start clapping and Siri answers, She's like, what do
Speaker 1: you what do you need? What? What?
Speaker 2: What? I'm sorry I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's you know, that's very valid from the.
Speaker 2: Clapper in each.
Speaker 1: But sheet collaborat is. But I'm not I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I think that has to be the name of this episode,
Speaker 1: is a clapper in each buttchee. I don't think we
Speaker 1: have anything better all the points that otherwise it's gonna
Speaker 1: be like a dumb pun like chips a hooy or some.
Speaker 4: Ship chips delicious.
Speaker 1: Chip and down uh track your body. Well, God damn it, Tristan.
Speaker 1: I I I think we we solved this. I think
Speaker 1: you made You've You've made more than enough points to
Speaker 1: prove that the science is wrong on this, that that
Speaker 1: there are are in fact chips in our flu shots,
Speaker 1: and and we'd be fools to even keep playing around
Speaker 1: with with Walgreens and what they're offering into our bodies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Absolutely, no, you've You've done a lot for the community.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not even gonna say which community. You know?
Speaker 2: Which community? Yeah, you know, you know shows where we
Speaker 2: go on we go all. I meant the one, not
Speaker 2: the other one.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, Tristan. Could you could you tell the people where
Speaker 1: they can find you and what cool ship you have
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 4: I will tell people where they can quote unquote find me.
Speaker 4: Nice nice trick, Langston, nice trick. He's always child.
Speaker 1: I'm a cop man, I'm not even an m oh
Speaker 1: my god, damn cop.
Speaker 2: He gets thosebleeds too. Ask him about that.
Speaker 4: I heard the echo. However, if you like more of these,
Speaker 4: I won't even say theories. If you like more facts,
Speaker 4: you could find me on Twitter at Tristan J.
Speaker 2: Winger.
Speaker 4: Same thing on Instagram. At Tristan J. Winger. However, I
Speaker 4: only use my Instagram platform for promoting the series that
Speaker 4: I'm on. So help me Tie on CBS Thursdays at
Speaker 4: nine pm. We've already recorded it, so you won't be
Speaker 4: able to actually find me there. But that that's it's
Speaker 4: a pre recorded show. It's a television show. It's not live.
Speaker 1: It's good that you clarify. Our listeners don't always they don't.
Speaker 1: They don't know they're not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know there are shows that are taped in
Speaker 4: front of a live studio audience.
Speaker 1: This is not one of them. Yeah, nobody's gonna nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna say whoo when testing comes on the steps. Oh,
Speaker 1: you weren't a good suit today, you know. That's what
Speaker 1: they had to cut out and they edit and somebody
Speaker 1: be like, oh, oh, Winslow got a haircut, these sides
Speaker 1: are lower and he got on the same shirt. What
Speaker 1: a beautiful time the nineties were. But we could just
Speaker 1: appreciate a motherfucker for like looking different than he did
Speaker 1: in the last episode.
Speaker 2: I love it. I still do that.
Speaker 1: Fucking Eddie Winslow would come down in a different wife
Speaker 1: beater and we'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, God, damn Orange. It must be thirty.
Speaker 4: You go down in a white beater in a fucking vest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, all right, I guess that's the outfit.
Speaker 1: Then we're we were were we okay? Yeah?
Speaker 4: We Hey dad, I'm going on the date. Wait a minute,
Speaker 4: hold on it now.
Speaker 1: Damn all the time, boy, you want to tell the
Speaker 1: people where they can find you?
Speaker 2: Cool? I joke City Zeven on Instagram. All my dates
Speaker 2: will be up there. I'm getting a new website, so
Speaker 2: we'll get it together.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, hold out for that new website and uh
Speaker 1: that ways, you can follow me at Langston Kerman on
Speaker 1: Instagram and April fifteenth come to the mic Drop in
Speaker 1: San Diego. And April twenty eighth and twenty ninth you
Speaker 1: can come to uh the Comedy Attic in Bloomington. I
Speaker 1: would love to see you at either. And as always,
Speaker 1: if you want to send us your own conspiracy theories,
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Speaker 1: spit hard important facts at your heads. You can send
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Speaker 1: that's it, bye, bitch, Stay.
Speaker 2: Off the damn we.
Speaker 1: Dup.
Speaker 2: The government brought names.
Speaker 3: I brought chips in your nails. A Kuala bears are racist,
Speaker 3: the host of Layer for hosting money, Rhians of many
Speaker 3: Turkey stuff.
Speaker 2: I can't tell me nothing