1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: Boom, shaka Laca. It's our number three, our number three, 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:11,520 Speaker 1: talking foot ball. What are you intrigued by this? Ben 3 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,600 Speaker 1: Johnson meltdown story with the Bears. What intrigues you about 4 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: this Ben Johnson meltdown story with the Bears. We'll talk 5 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:22,240 Speaker 1: about that. Also. How does Patrick Mahomes selling the opportunity 6 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,079 Speaker 1: the Chiefs have for being winless sound to you? And 7 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 1: the Vikings backup quarterback Carson Wentz drawing rave reviews as 8 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,599 Speaker 1: he prepares for his first meaningful start in nearly three years? 9 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: Nearly three years? What do you make of this? We'll 10 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: talk about that as well. Also, Benny versus Depenning on 11 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 1: YouTube YouTube dot com slash at Benny versus Penny all 12 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 1: my NFL picks from the big games. But here it 13 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 1: is our number three. You just got a grinnin, Barrett. 14 00:00:52,479 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: Sometimes you just have to grin and Barrett welcome in 15 00:00:55,960 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: the beginning of another hour of the Ba Mallor Show. 16 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: I know it's wild and crazy and wacky, and it 17 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,639 Speaker 1: just one after another after another after another. 18 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:17,119 Speaker 2: We are in the air everywhere on a piggyback ride 19 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:21,560 Speaker 2: as we wag our tongues coast to coast, border. 20 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: The border and beyond on the mast end, mishlessly powerful 21 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: microphones of fs are amminnating live from the griddle. 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I 37 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: know Eugene in Chicago, our buddy Tree in Chicago, and 38 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: a bunch of the regulars there, although a lot of 39 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,240 Speaker 1: them are working the day shift now so they're not 40 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: as active as they used to be, Yaphoemi and some 41 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: of those other guys. So our lead is from Chicago. 42 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 1: Good content, as we said. Now, if you did not 43 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:46,560 Speaker 1: hear the latest on this, possibly not Ben Johnson. This 44 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 1: guy's having a breakdown and it's not even week three 45 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: for his Bears yet they haven't played yet. So Ben 46 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: Johnson recently said that the Detroit Lions played harder, harder 47 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 1: than he said, and that is a reflection on me 48 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: and the players. Now that's referencing Chicago giving up fifty 49 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 1: two points Holy Jay dot in Utah, fifty two points 50 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 1: in the loss at Detroit. Now this comes after Ben 51 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:20,520 Speaker 1: Johnson had said, we talked about this in a previous 52 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:23,919 Speaker 1: episode of the show, that Chicago players practice habits are 53 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:26,679 Speaker 1: not good enough. They're not championship level practice habits. So 54 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: let us discuss another day, another revelation. So the question is, 55 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: are you intrigued by this latest Ben Johnson quote, This 56 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: essentially meltdown regarding the Bears and the habits of the 57 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: Chicago Bears. So I've got on this one my views. 58 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: I've got Doogie Howser, Hotels dot Com, and ihop and 59 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we 60 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 1: are going to make a bagel and then we're gonna 61 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,920 Speaker 1: put some baba ganooche on top of the bagel. Is 62 00:03:56,920 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: what we're gonna do. So, first of all, yes I'm 63 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: talking about this. Yes, I'm intrigued by this story. Another 64 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:09,560 Speaker 1: Bears coach comes into Chicago thinking that he's the modern 65 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: day Vince Lombardi. He's been reincarnated, And two weeks later 66 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:17,960 Speaker 1: he's sitting and scarfing down not deep dish pizza, not 67 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 1: Deep Dish pizza, humble pie. He's enjoying some authentic Chicago 68 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: humble pie. And we give Ben Johnson credit like he's honest. 69 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:30,039 Speaker 1: I love it. He's not sugarcoating it. He's not standing 70 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,320 Speaker 1: up at the dais and standing up there with a 71 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: bunch of corporate jargon and all this stuff. He flat 72 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: out said that his football team didn't play hard enough. 73 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: That is a felony in that business. That is a felony. 74 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,800 Speaker 1: All right, now, that's good stuff. That is good stuff. However, 75 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,960 Speaker 1: as I learned from my doctor Doogie Howser, MD back 76 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,080 Speaker 1: in the day, just because you can diagnose the disease 77 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:59,320 Speaker 1: does not mean you've got the cure. And the Bears 78 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: ca Williams. I'm assuming they all had a big team 79 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 1: dinner somewhere in Chicago and they went to a nice 80 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: Chinese restaurant and Caleb Williams opened up a fortune cookie 81 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,760 Speaker 1: and the fortune read and he read it aloud to 82 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:12,840 Speaker 1: the entire team, and just go with me on this 83 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,599 Speaker 1: cartoon bubble. So he read this to the entire team, 84 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 1: the fortune from the fortune cookie, and it read that 85 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 86 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,479 Speaker 1: And the players really took that to heart. I said, 87 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: why wait for the future. We want our payout right now. 88 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:33,080 Speaker 1: So let's just be lazy and we'll pay it off 89 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: right now. And that's what Caleb Williams and the Bears 90 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: have been doing. Load management, Baby, they think during the 91 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: NBA half speed practices, according to their head coach, and 92 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,800 Speaker 1: then you wonder why they go out there and get 93 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: poll axed by the Lions in Detroit. So the Bears 94 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 1: kind of like that vintage old school infomercial from the 95 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,440 Speaker 1: late Suzanne Summers. The thigh Master just kind of a decoration. 96 00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:59,320 Speaker 1: People bought that as a gag and ended up as 97 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,440 Speaker 1: a decoration and it looks kind of cool. It's a 98 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: talking point thing, but nobody ever used it and all that. 99 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: But Ben Johnson thought this was going to be I'm 100 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: convinced this guy was so arrogant when he took over. 101 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 1: From what I've heard that he went in there thinking, oh, man, 102 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 1: I got this, I got this, no problem. He could 103 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 1: have had the Raider job, he could have had three 104 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,839 Speaker 1: or four other jobs. He picked the Bears because of 105 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: Caleb Williams. So far, the only thing Caleb Williams has 106 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,520 Speaker 1: been good at in the NFL is painting his nails. 107 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: That's not a compliment. That's not a compliment. But Ben 108 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 1: Johnson's like, oh, this guy's the most talented player. Blah 109 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,640 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. No, no, no, So he thought 110 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 1: he would waltz into Chicago, install some shiny new offense 111 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: and the players would just line up there and dominate. 112 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: Domination situation. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Yeah. The so far, 113 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 1: so far, the NFL has enjoyed playing the Chicago But 114 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: the Minnesota Vikings, who didn't even have a quarterback in 115 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,239 Speaker 1: the game JJ McCarthy, sucks and they ended up doing 116 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: very well in the fourth quarter of that game. So 117 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:02,039 Speaker 1: it's not about all the x'es and o's, there's all 118 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: this stuff involved. It's still about effort, which is kind 119 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: of cool. The ability to actually work your ass off 120 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:09,800 Speaker 1: is one of the most underrated skills in all of sport, 121 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:14,160 Speaker 1: and unfortunately, there are very few player players. There's very 122 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: few teams that consistently are willing to put the work 123 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: in and Johnson Ben Johnson acting like like you know, 124 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 1: he calls out one or two plays and then magically 125 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: everything's going to change. That's it. Spine our alert, spoiler alert. 126 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: Telling the world. Telling the world that your players are 127 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: soft does not all of a sudden make them tough. 128 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to change players and get rid of 129 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,640 Speaker 1: players and all that stuff. All it does, though, is 130 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:45,679 Speaker 1: shine a very bright spotlight for everyone to see how 131 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,560 Speaker 1: far away the Chicago football team is from the end 132 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: of the rainbow. It's like standing over a flat tire saying, 133 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 1: this tire is flat, all right, thank you, thank you, 134 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 1: thank you. But unless you grab the jack and change 135 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: it or make the phone call for a tow truck, 136 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: you're stranded on the side of the road. That's it. 137 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,920 Speaker 1: And that's where the Bears are right now. They're stranded 138 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,200 Speaker 1: on the side of the road. They do have the Cowboys. 139 00:08:10,360 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: That's a winnable game. That is a winnable game. It's 140 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:16,040 Speaker 1: at home. The Dallas Cowboys are not a great team. 141 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,040 Speaker 1: So we'll see what happens this weekend. Now. Secondly to 142 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:24,160 Speaker 1: Canzah City, where the Ben Mallard chicken fingers are piping 143 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: hot and the Kansas City Chiefs are piping bad. So 144 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomie. Patrick Mahomes has given a State of the 145 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:38,960 Speaker 1: Chiefs address and he said, in my eyes is a quote. 146 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:42,560 Speaker 1: In my eyes, it looks like what an opportunity to 147 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: prove He's to talking about the O and two start. 148 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,040 Speaker 1: What an opportunity to prove that we are the Kansas 149 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:49,720 Speaker 1: City Chiefs, Mahomes said, coming back from oh to two 150 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: and trying to build up to win a big football 151 00:08:51,960 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: game on Sunday night and try to get our season. 152 00:08:55,679 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: Mahomes said, going in the right direction from there. Close 153 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: quote Okay, Oh, question for you, how does Patrick Mahomes 154 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:10,040 Speaker 1: selling the quote opportunity the Chiefs have from being winless 155 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:15,680 Speaker 1: sound to you? So it sounds like Mahomes is trying 156 00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: to get another commercial. He's not on enough commercials. Sounds 157 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:23,559 Speaker 1: like the sarcastic spokesperson from back in the day for 158 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:26,880 Speaker 1: hotels dot com, Captain obvious, thank you very much. What 159 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: the hell else is Patrick Mahomes going to say? Now, 160 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,080 Speaker 1: it would have been a better story if Mahomes had 161 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,320 Speaker 1: come out and said, yeah, guys, we stink and I 162 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:37,240 Speaker 1: don't even know why we show up. We can't catch passes, 163 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,520 Speaker 1: we can't get any yards after catch. We should just 164 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: cancel the season and we should just get ready for 165 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: next year. That's it, just get ready for next year. 166 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,080 Speaker 1: It's all over. And here's the thing. Every single game 167 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:51,479 Speaker 1: is an opportunity. Everything you do in life is an opportunity. 168 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:55,120 Speaker 1: Every decision you make is an opportunity. Whether you're zero 169 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: and to one in one, two and oh, it doesn't matter. 170 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: It's all op To me. It's like the Duncan commercial. 171 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:05,280 Speaker 1: America runs on coffee. Well, yeah, this is the football 172 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:08,480 Speaker 1: runs on opportunity. Life runs on opportunity. Right now, the 173 00:10:08,559 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: Chiefs offense is flat. They're out of whack. They're seventeenth 174 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,080 Speaker 1: in total offense, they're twenty fourth in scoring offense. That's 175 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: not good. I know. I didn't play in the NFL, 176 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,840 Speaker 1: so I don't know, Ryan Clark's gonna allow me to 177 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,000 Speaker 1: say that. But that's not good. And that's not the Chiefs. 178 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,720 Speaker 1: That's the Titans in a bad year. Andy Reid his 179 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,719 Speaker 1: guys have a case of the blas blah blah blah 180 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:29,480 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. The whole 181 00:10:29,520 --> 00:10:33,800 Speaker 1: thing just feels stagnant. Now is it gonna feel stagnant 182 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 1: this week? The magic elixirs typically the Giants defense. They're 183 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:45,079 Speaker 1: not very good right now. The Chiefs, they were a Ferrari. 184 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: They were a Ferrari and in the moment they're old, 185 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 1: like twenty thirteen family mini van with a lot of 186 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 1: bubble gum and barf and other crap around the back 187 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:01,760 Speaker 1: of it. Is not the defense. The defense has been 188 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: holding up there into the bargain. It's Mahomes, It's the receivers. 189 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:09,080 Speaker 1: It's Andy Reid's not doing a great job of scheming 190 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:11,400 Speaker 1: the players up. Mahomes is not making the players better 191 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: right now, they don't scare anybody. There's no juice. Where's 192 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 1: the juice. Well, he died a couple of years ago, 193 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 1: but where's the juice. They're like a Seltzer. That's been 194 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: sitting open for a week. The Chiefs offense, it's flat, boring, 195 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:28,400 Speaker 1: no fizz, and Mahomes can mention the word opportunity. It's 196 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:31,720 Speaker 1: all about the opportunity all he wants. The reality is 197 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,480 Speaker 1: that you are judged off what you have done, and 198 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:39,840 Speaker 1: they are ordinary capital low, ordinary capital low, and that's 199 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:43,280 Speaker 1: the scariest thing of all, like Kansas City looking ordinary. 200 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,240 Speaker 1: This is not the way this is supposed to go. 201 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: And we still expect them at some point, once all 202 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,160 Speaker 1: their deva wide receivers come back from suspension and from 203 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 1: injury and whatnot, that they will turn on the after burners. 204 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 1: That's an assumption. Assumptions don't always work out. Final thought 205 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:02,880 Speaker 1: to menes Sota, Minnesota, nice we go, and that is 206 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: where Vikings. Backup quarterback Carson Wentz has been drawing rave reviews. 207 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,640 Speaker 1: Reports out of the Twin Cities say he's preparing for 208 00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:18,800 Speaker 1: his first meaningful start in nearly three years. It's a 209 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:21,360 Speaker 1: long time. So what do you make of this? What 210 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,240 Speaker 1: do you make of this? Wentz glowing reports, doing a 211 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,719 Speaker 1: great job. So I read all this and I had 212 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: a snicker, not a Snicker's bar. I just kind of 213 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:36,720 Speaker 1: snickered this hits me like a brunsht. I hop fluffy 214 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,680 Speaker 1: pancakes syrup all over the place. That's what that sounds 215 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: like to me. An, I hop pancake meal with syrup 216 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,800 Speaker 1: and there's people lining up to eat it. Chop chop, chop, 217 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 1: chop chop chop eat. Yeah, so Carson Wentz looks good 218 00:12:54,800 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 1: in practice. Carson's throwing darts career revival developing hot dot 219 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 1: dot dot. Give me a break right now, this is 220 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,160 Speaker 1: another only things. I guess I've just become too jaded 221 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: as a talk show host. I'm I just check my email. 222 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: By the way, I'm still getting crap from my previous 223 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:17,320 Speaker 1: Clayton Kershaw monologue. That's fine, once that hits the dark web, 224 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 1: I'll get a lot of crap. But as far as 225 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:24,079 Speaker 1: Carson Wentz is concerned here, it's the NFL myth making 226 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,840 Speaker 1: machine that drives me nuts. It's like they just think 227 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:32,079 Speaker 1: the people that watch their product are just dumb, dumb, dumb, 228 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: dumb dumb dumb. You know what this is though, It's 229 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,360 Speaker 1: building up the self esteem, kind of like you're supposed 230 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,840 Speaker 1: to do for a kid at summer camp. You know, 231 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,880 Speaker 1: good job, little Carson, you did it. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. 232 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 1: Good job, Carson. Whoopee damn do last I checked, And 233 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,360 Speaker 1: I might be wrong in this. I don't think. I 234 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 1: don't think you practice on television think. I don't think 235 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 1: they sell tickets for practice. I don't leave. You are 236 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:05,560 Speaker 1: judged on practice by the consumers of your product. And 237 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:09,800 Speaker 1: we learned this from the original AI, the old school AI. 238 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,040 Speaker 1: I always loved those early versions of AI. A lot 239 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,960 Speaker 1: of people love chat Ept and Grock and all these others. 240 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: Google's got their thing. My favorite AI, Alan Irison. We 241 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 1: talked about practice, not a game, not a game. Practice. 242 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,120 Speaker 1: Now until I see Carson Wentz, I'm gonna be a 243 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,800 Speaker 1: schmuck until I see Carson Wentz do something special, something magical, 244 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 1: was something that actually matters against a defense that is 245 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 1: trying to rip his head off. It's all just just nonsense, 246 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 1: hot air. Carson Wentz has bounced around the league like 247 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:50,320 Speaker 1: he is on a barnstorming memorabilia tour. Philadelphia, Indy, Washington, 248 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:56,360 Speaker 1: the Rams, the Colts, and now the Minnesota Vikens. Wentz 249 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: will be the first player in the history of the 250 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: NFL to start for six teams in six consecutive seasons, 251 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: and most of that most of that time as a 252 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: mop mop up duty. First meaningful start in three years, 253 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:15,040 Speaker 1: he'd start like that Week seventeen game when everything's wrapped 254 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 1: up and you're babying, coddling your star players. So what's next, 255 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: Carson Wentz. His goal should be to change teams every year. 256 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:27,560 Speaker 1: He signs a one day contract to every single team 257 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,920 Speaker 1: this offseason. He can then collect a nice jersey and 258 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,200 Speaker 1: a helmet from every team, like a middle aged dad 259 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:37,120 Speaker 1: doing a ballpark tour, which if you've been able to 260 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,880 Speaker 1: do that, good for you. But the guy's basically a 261 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,760 Speaker 1: dependable practice arm. He shows up on time, he does 262 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 1: what he's told. He's like the human version of a 263 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 1: jugs machine at practice, and so you keep him around, 264 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 1: and sure coaches love him in shorts and a T shirt. 265 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 1: And when there's actually live action, when they are throwing 266 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:01,440 Speaker 1: hand grenades, lobbing hand grades, all top cocktails, that is 267 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 1: when Carson Wentz gets into the fetal position and starts 268 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,880 Speaker 1: sucking his thumb. That's been the way it has been, 269 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 1: so why would it change now. Don't expect it to change. 270 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahlor Show. We haven't changed much either. 271 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 1: If you'd like to be part, you can join us 272 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: right now at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox 273 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:26,160 Speaker 1: Unbelievable eight seven seven nine nine six six three sixty nine. 274 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: Also on ex at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben Mahler 275 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:34,360 Speaker 1: if you'd like to be part of the live radio show. 276 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:37,520 Speaker 1: As we worked our way through the early morning hours, 277 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,040 Speaker 1: and we'll have later this hour Big Ben's lame Jokes 278 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:43,359 Speaker 1: of the week and time now though for the mallor 279 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: Riddle of the day. And here's the mallor Riddle of 280 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: the day. Former NFL quarterback Eli Manning great average NFL player, 281 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 1: but Eli Manning told Giants rookie quarterback Jackson Dart to 282 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 1: call him if he ever needed any He said, hey, Jackson, 283 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,720 Speaker 1: give me a call. So Dart reached out to him 284 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:10,879 Speaker 1: and he said, hey, Eli, I would like to get 285 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:16,680 Speaker 1: blank again. Former NFL quarterback Eli Manning told Giants rookie 286 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: quarterback Jackson Dart, listen, call me up if you need anything. 287 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 1: Just give me a bus. Here's my number. And Jackson Dart, 288 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: the rookie quarterback, he said, I said, okay, I'll do that, Eli, 289 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: and he reached out to him and he wanted blank. 290 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:33,879 Speaker 1: That is the Malor riddal of the day. 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What 334 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:08,680 Speaker 1: is the answer? And I know our friend the moving 335 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,959 Speaker 1: man is like, oh, Ben, I know the answer. On Eli, 336 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 1: Manning's not average. I don't know what you're talking about. No, no, no, no, no, 337 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:20,959 Speaker 1: all right, Terry in England says the answer is Jackson. 338 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:26,240 Speaker 1: Dart asked Eli for the for the phone number of 339 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 1: the p D guy that Peyton used. He says, I 340 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,960 Speaker 1: called for Peyton's number to get the p D clinics number. 341 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: Who else do we have to see? Page down? A 342 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:40,920 Speaker 1: banana cream pie from Luke the vending guys see page down. 343 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:46,960 Speaker 1: Jackson was looking for some discounted sports memorabilia another Manning scandal. 344 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,920 Speaker 1: Let's see here. Mister irrigation said he called to get 345 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,040 Speaker 1: Peyton's number. He wanted advice on reading the blitz, says 346 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 1: mister irrigation. Who else do we have? Page down? Let's 347 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,639 Speaker 1: see can't read that? He said, I would like to 348 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:07,680 Speaker 1: get Peyton Manning's number, someone who's actually good at football? 349 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:13,159 Speaker 1: He said. Alf also made a memorabilia joke. Page dan, 350 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:17,640 Speaker 1: Who else do we have needed interception face coaching from 351 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,639 Speaker 1: late night drug tester Robin Minnesota says, Jackson Dart asked 352 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,760 Speaker 1: Eli Manning if you could borrow a can of whoopass 353 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:29,719 Speaker 1: courtesy Flusher says, a brand new blender. He wanted a 354 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:34,120 Speaker 1: brand new blender. Trucker, Joe, you gotta have a phe guy, 355 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:38,680 Speaker 1: he says, would like to get a jersey from Mike's subs. 356 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,520 Speaker 1: There you go, There you go a jersey. Mike's by 357 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: screwed that up? Who else inca Tera is going with 358 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:49,879 Speaker 1: an Archie Manning bobblehead as his answer. Dante says that 359 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,320 Speaker 1: Jackson Dart wanted Eli to be his dog walker. Ozzie 360 00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:58,240 Speaker 1: Waz is listening live on his satellite hookup in western Austria, 361 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,880 Speaker 1: surrounded by kangaroos, and that's at it, says, a kangaroo 362 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:06,320 Speaker 1: steak burger. Ozzie was, what does kangaroo taste like? I've 363 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:10,520 Speaker 1: never had kangaroo? Is it? They're very strong kangaroos. It's 364 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:14,920 Speaker 1: a very bizarre animal coy pond from Donkey Sausage. Benito, 365 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:19,960 Speaker 1: the long suffering, long suffering cowboy fan says weed slug 366 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:23,119 Speaker 1: the hostess with the Moses who's hosted us in Vegas 367 00:22:23,119 --> 00:22:24,560 Speaker 1: the last couple of years of the Big Mallard Meet 368 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: and greet, says Jackson Dart needs Eli's help getting his 369 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:31,399 Speaker 1: swerve on. It's all about to swerve his backwashed from 370 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:36,639 Speaker 1: Johnny q JT. The wingman from Knoxville, says New Giants 371 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:41,120 Speaker 1: tattoo lefty and he got it right left. He got 372 00:22:41,119 --> 00:22:43,200 Speaker 1: it right, so did Eke and Roseville, Minnesota. Bad job 373 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,680 Speaker 1: by him. Tillo in Florida says Jackson Dart wanted Eli 374 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:50,960 Speaker 1: to hook him up with some secacis Goba gool the 375 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 1: Goaba goool foot and back massage from Doug Monkey Biz 376 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:02,680 Speaker 1: Doug in South Korea Matt jack going with Russell Palooza tickets. 377 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:05,800 Speaker 1: He wanted that all right, John got it right as well. 378 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:09,440 Speaker 1: Do you have an answer? It's not a cow bell, 379 00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,679 Speaker 1: which is what Mike the lepperkown. Guess, Lorraina, Do you 380 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:14,160 Speaker 1: have an answer to the riddle of the day. Yes, 381 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,960 Speaker 1: I was thinking that he wanted help setting up his 382 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:22,200 Speaker 1: bidet beday, fine answers, it ain't bidet No. It turns 383 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 1: out Eli Manning said that he had given Jackson Dart 384 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,200 Speaker 1: his numbers, said hey, call me up. You need anything, 385 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 1: I'm here for you. And Jackson Dart reached out to 386 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:33,639 Speaker 1: him for a dinner reservation at a high end Prime 387 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 1: Rib restaurant in New York City. So there you go, 388 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:42,720 Speaker 1: Charles Prime Rib. I think they would have had more 389 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 1: fun setting up a bidet. Yeah, bedeys would certainly be 390 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 1: and you'd be cleaner and you just feel better. You're 391 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 1: you're a fan of the bdet Now you've gone pro baday. 392 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,360 Speaker 6: Now no, no, no, but you know, I'm sure someone 393 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 6: might need help setting that up. 394 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,920 Speaker 1: You know, I'm surprised you're not pro badet. I thought 395 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,399 Speaker 1: you'd be on team. No. No, no, no, he's just 396 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:04,680 Speaker 1: not used to it. No, you see, you're you're using 397 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 1: the wrong beday because there's different ones that have different 398 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: settings on the bidet and so all that. Let's go 399 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,400 Speaker 1: to the folks. Let's say hello to Mike in Tucson. 400 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 1: What's going on, Mike and Tucson. Welcome, hey man. 401 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,120 Speaker 7: How are you doing? 402 00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:18,400 Speaker 8: Man? 403 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,840 Speaker 1: Mike? If I was any better, I would be a dolphin, 404 00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,320 Speaker 1: but not on Miami Dolphin. I'd be a dolphin in 405 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,159 Speaker 1: the Pacific Ocean, not a Miami Dolphin, because the Miami 406 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,919 Speaker 1: dolphins suck. How are you doing, Mike? How can we 407 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,520 Speaker 1: help you? Buddy? 408 00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:30,359 Speaker 3: God? 409 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,280 Speaker 7: So Ben I had, I really had to see this. 410 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,400 Speaker 6: Questions for you and my daughter will come up? I called. 411 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 6: I called on Monday night. 412 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,359 Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, my daughter woke up. 413 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 7: I tuned her out. 414 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,360 Speaker 1: If no, no, you know you don't need to cheer 415 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,760 Speaker 1: your daughter out. 416 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 7: So she waited in a hold with me for a 417 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:49,560 Speaker 7: long time. 418 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:52,879 Speaker 1: So oh no, oh no, I now I feel terrible. 419 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,840 Speaker 1: Now I feel so bad. I feel like I've done 420 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 1: something terrible here. And how old your daughter? 421 00:24:57,640 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 6: She's twelve years old? 422 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,919 Speaker 1: Oh, twelve years old. So she's she's at that point 423 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: where she's about to hate you? Is that right? 424 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:10,199 Speaker 6: Yes? Yeah, I said, weard shirt. She refused to with. 425 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: So what is your reasoning for not? Is he not wearing? 426 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,360 Speaker 1: You said a Laker shirt you don't. 427 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 3: Want to wear. 428 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 7: I don't believe she would tell you herself. Watch wear 429 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,879 Speaker 7: the shirt? She said that, who do you talk to 430 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 7: you overnight. 431 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,120 Speaker 6: On the radio? 432 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,879 Speaker 1: Back she waits, I know, she fell, she fell asleep. 433 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,400 Speaker 7: Why you wear the shirt? 434 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,600 Speaker 8: I just like not really feeling like wearing it? 435 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: Okay, you said Raiders shirt? 436 00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 8: Yeah? 437 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,480 Speaker 6: Well yeah, you obviously don't want to wear that because 438 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,479 Speaker 6: you don't want to dress like a loser. 439 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,960 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no no, what are you 440 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,240 Speaker 1: not a fan of the Raiders? 441 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:03,120 Speaker 8: And I justly right chests for football that much anyway, 442 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,680 Speaker 8: But yeah, I don't. 443 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 1: Like it either. 444 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 6: Why do you invest so much? So she said, And 445 00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:15,120 Speaker 6: I was hurt. 446 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 7: It's free school, I said, wear your Raider shirt. It's 447 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 7: sports stay No can I ask? 448 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,880 Speaker 1: Can I ask your your daughter? Is there another sports 449 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 1: shirt that you would wear other than the Raiders? Is 450 00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:30,920 Speaker 1: there another team shirt that you would wear? 451 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,800 Speaker 8: Tell them, oh, my Dodgers shirts. 452 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. That's all right. Hey, listen, you 453 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: know what, you're a good daughter. That is a good 454 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,080 Speaker 1: daughter right there. She's willing to wear the Dodger shirt. 455 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: Good job. See, we solved the dilemma. 456 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 6: She loves the Dodgers, her mom and the Dodgers. That 457 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,800 Speaker 6: we're in Arizona. How are you. 458 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,280 Speaker 1: Let me tell you? Let me tell you something, all right? 459 00:26:56,320 --> 00:27:00,600 Speaker 1: The Dodgers spring training headquarters is in Arizona. My not no, 460 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: obviously not near you, in two some, but up in Glendale, Arizona. 461 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 1: They have a major complex there. So every year the 462 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,679 Speaker 1: Dodgers do play in Arizona for two months. They're in 463 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 1: Arizona every year, so technically the Dodgers are in Arizona. 464 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 1: Team it is. 465 00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,439 Speaker 7: And all all my wife's family, all daughter fans, all 466 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 7: Dodgers upon what. 467 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,200 Speaker 6: I'm the dash When the d Backs won. 468 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,960 Speaker 7: The World Series, the Basketball Series ever, Game seven, who 469 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:34,640 Speaker 7: hit who hit the bull? And David ball to goal? 470 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,679 Speaker 6: Yeah, so my daughter loved the Dodgers. 471 00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:41,800 Speaker 7: That's her, guy, said my wife. My father in law said, 472 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:46,000 Speaker 7: if Dodgers are nothing broth, they're all hard for baseball people, 473 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,200 Speaker 7: not football. 474 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,360 Speaker 1: But I got you, Well that's probably why. Then she's 475 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,119 Speaker 1: around baseball people, so she wants to wear a baseball shirt. 476 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,399 Speaker 1: That makes sense, and so you gotta yeah, it's just 477 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,400 Speaker 1: kind of obvious, but maybe sure we shall grow into 478 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,439 Speaker 1: the Raider thing, you know, it's a little older, you know, 479 00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,960 Speaker 1: the whole edge thing and want that kind of edge 480 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,840 Speaker 1: to you being a Raider fan. So that could be it. 481 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,840 Speaker 1: So all right, hey, Mike, thank you, and now go 482 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,040 Speaker 1: to bed. Did know what it was your daughter doing awake? 483 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:12,320 Speaker 1: She had school? Right? Didn't she have school today? 484 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,120 Speaker 6: No tubles? 485 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, all right, go to bed, you get some sleep. 486 00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:20,719 Speaker 1: It's your sleep, good night. Thank you though for very 487 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 1: you have been very cute voice, but thank you. All right. 488 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,480 Speaker 1: That reminds me of that little girl Maggie that called 489 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:29,639 Speaker 1: the show with her dad years ago, and she's all 490 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,480 Speaker 1: growing up now. She's like, I think she got kids crazy, 491 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 1: this little girl would it was doing the weekend overnight show. 492 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,760 Speaker 1: Lebron left Cleveland to go to Miami and we still 493 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 1: have the drop in the system. Yeah, that little girl, 494 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,760 Speaker 1: like cute little girl. She's all grown up now, and 495 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,800 Speaker 1: like that's of course, that was a long time ago. 496 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 1: It was a twenty eleven, so that's fourteen years ago. Man, 497 00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 1: all right, let's go back to the calls. Let's say 498 00:28:52,640 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 1: hello to Manuel in Guardina. Hello, Manuel in Guardina. Man, well, Inda, 499 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,640 Speaker 1: going once, going twice, going three times, going four times? 500 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 1: Do I hear a Manuel in Guardina? I have my 501 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 1: buttons up, all right? Then there he is, I hear him. 502 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,600 Speaker 1: Now the man has spoken. The man has spoken. 503 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 6: I don't know what happened, but look for Mike and 504 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 6: Tucson or whatever he screwed up. At the beginning, my 505 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:28,640 Speaker 6: daughter Analisa was in onesies of Raiders, was in sheer 506 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,920 Speaker 6: Leader outfits of Raiders when she was a toddler that 507 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,920 Speaker 6: is embedded by the twelve year old mark. She should 508 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,080 Speaker 6: have no clue of I just it's Raiders. There's nothing 509 00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 6: else going Raiders now, Analyisa Roles. And it's funny because 510 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 6: Analysa actually works for the Diamondbacks right now. And she 511 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,440 Speaker 6: gave me a Cotel Martea bobblehead as a joke, you know, 512 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:56,360 Speaker 6: but because she knows we bleed Dodger blue. She even 513 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 6: bleeds Dodger blue, even though she's getting that diamond Back money. 514 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,440 Speaker 6: But ain't Benny Beck to the Dodger blues Man. You 515 00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,240 Speaker 6: didn't have to go Benny the basher on Kershaw bro 516 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,440 Speaker 6: I mean, well, listen, memo, memo, memo, What what did 517 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 6: I What did I saying? 518 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,320 Speaker 1: It's incorrect? Though? What did I say? I don't work 519 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,120 Speaker 1: for the Dodgers? What did I say that was incorrect? 520 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,800 Speaker 6: Now? Right now, it's not about being Craig Hey. 521 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,560 Speaker 1: He's not he didn't die, he's not dead. It's well, 522 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,240 Speaker 1: he's alive. 523 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:29,440 Speaker 6: He's after the National Series. He gets an absolved from 524 00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 6: the Astros obviously because we know that that was funny business. 525 00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,920 Speaker 6: But he came through in twenty twenty he had a 526 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 6: good regular season last year and he's had a hell 527 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 6: of a banner year this year. Let him go out 528 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,760 Speaker 6: on a high note without you bashing him. Damn it. 529 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,320 Speaker 1: I disagree. I mean, I just called it. But why 530 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: should we pretend like all that stuff didn't happen. He's 531 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,120 Speaker 1: not dead, he's. 532 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,680 Speaker 6: Benny. Like, when you go off the air, we're going 533 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 6: to we're not going to talk about the bad show. 534 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,160 Speaker 6: We're going to talk about it. 535 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,600 Speaker 1: Yeah see, but see the difference is when Ben's off 536 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:14,440 Speaker 1: the air, he'll be dead, probably if I will die 537 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:19,960 Speaker 1: on the air. Yeah, okay, listen, man, Well, Kershaw was 538 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,760 Speaker 1: a great regular season player. I just nearly felt like 539 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 1: we had to point out the other part. And if 540 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,080 Speaker 1: the LA media was legit, Kershaw would have been run 541 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 1: out of LA fifteen years ago he would have been gone. 542 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: Or not fifteen, maybe ten years ago he would have 543 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,520 Speaker 1: been out of LA. So there was a bunch of 544 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,040 Speaker 1: cheerleaders and I'm sure it's gonna be just a slobber 545 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,400 Speaker 1: fest all day on Fridays. So there you go. It 546 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,320 Speaker 1: is the Ben Madler Show. We're gonna have Big Ben's 547 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,880 Speaker 1: lame jokes of the week, Big Ben's lame jokes of 548 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 1: the week coming up here in a couple of minutes, 549 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 1: and there you go. Let's see if weed Man calls 550 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,840 Speaker 1: in to be my Is he there, by the way, 551 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 1: do we know if he's online? No, we're efforting to 552 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:01,520 Speaker 1: get the weed Man anyway, lame jokes of the week. 553 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,240 Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next. 554 00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,760 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller 555 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,000 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific, Bill Miller. 556 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,480 Speaker 1: And you the lame jokes of the week moments away, 557 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 1: all the best singers, all the best one liners of 558 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:22,440 Speaker 1: the Mallard Militia. 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All that on the iHeart app. It 577 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:16,720 Speaker 1: will always pop up at the top of your screen. 578 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,600 Speaker 3: Knock knock, who's there? 579 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,360 Speaker 1: Blame week? 580 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,040 Speaker 3: Blame Week. 581 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: It's Big Men's lame joke of the week. Here we go, 582 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,200 Speaker 1: Big Men's Lame Jokes the week, Actual jokes by actual listeners. 583 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: Do we have weed? 584 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:29,959 Speaker 8: Man? 585 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 1: Is he there? All right? 586 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:34,800 Speaker 7: All right? 587 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: I noticed you. You're not calling. You're not calling anymore 588 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,640 Speaker 1: other than this. You're very busy man. What do you 589 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:43,840 Speaker 1: What do you do all week? Who much? 590 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:44,600 Speaker 6: And I knows? 591 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,239 Speaker 1: On huge day? 592 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:45,560 Speaker 7: Right? 593 00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:50,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, something like that. All right, Well, here we 594 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,560 Speaker 1: go a week the great everything. Go with your weed man? 595 00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:57,560 Speaker 1: You're okay though? Yes, all right? Why do blind scott 596 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 1: or check that? What do blinds got and Cashew's have 597 00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:10,200 Speaker 1: in common? What they're both nuts? All right? What did 598 00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,719 Speaker 1: blind Scott say whenever he read a scary story in braille? 599 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:23,279 Speaker 1: What something bad is gonna happen? I can feel it? Said? Noah, 600 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,480 Speaker 1: See weed man, when you read braille, you got to 601 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,000 Speaker 1: use your fingers. That's that's Noah in Austin. Who sent 602 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 1: that one in? Where did blind Scott go to college? 603 00:34:32,719 --> 00:34:32,959 Speaker 6: Where? 604 00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:41,759 Speaker 1: PSU? Psychotic State University? That's Eke in Roseville, Minnesota. All right. 605 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:48,000 Speaker 1: What has been the biggest highlight of Stefan Diggs this season? What? Well, 606 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,440 Speaker 1: apparently he scored on a dink and dunk play with 607 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:55,880 Speaker 1: Cardi B. How about that? That's Chip in Maine. Did 608 00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:58,560 Speaker 1: you did you see his reaction when he was asked 609 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,040 Speaker 1: about Cardi B being pregnant. It did not seem like 610 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 1: he was excited about that. That was very interesting. We 611 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:12,120 Speaker 1: kept it to himself. Huh, yeah, that might have been okay? 612 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:14,200 Speaker 1: All right? Why did weed man hit me get a 613 00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:19,319 Speaker 1: gym membership? No know? Why Why did weed man hit 614 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,400 Speaker 1: me get a gym membership? Because they have a nice 615 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: bathroom where he plans to get ripped? Ripped? That's true? 616 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:31,960 Speaker 1: In Minnesota? Did you hear that Benny versus the Penny 617 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:37,279 Speaker 1: has led to a YouTube spin off show, No What Yes, 618 00:35:37,360 --> 00:35:40,320 Speaker 1: make sure to like and subscribe to weed Man Versus 619 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:44,600 Speaker 1: the nickel Bag. That's Joe from Virginia Beach? Who sent 620 00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: that one? In the next joke here, why does David 621 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:54,640 Speaker 1: Vasse want to meet weed Man hippie? Why? Because he 622 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:59,720 Speaker 1: heard that weed Man smells like Tuckis? That's Lucky Tony. 623 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:05,040 Speaker 1: Have you noticed Lucky Tony not calling as much since 624 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,440 Speaker 1: the Chicago Bears started owing too? Have you noticed that? 625 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,800 Speaker 1: I've noticed that? Yeah, all right. Why was Jordan Hudson 626 00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:17,160 Speaker 1: kicked off Dancing with the Stars? Why she demanded weed 627 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:21,840 Speaker 1: Man as her partner, but they both wanted more days off. 628 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:27,960 Speaker 1: That's Tom in Indiana. When's when's the last time you 629 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 1: worked weed Man? What year? Was it? 630 00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:31,279 Speaker 6: A long time ago? 631 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:37,680 Speaker 1: Was it the eighties? Of the nineties, the nineties? Okay, 632 00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,160 Speaker 1: the nineties. I was going to say, because you you 633 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,239 Speaker 1: lost everything in the stock market crash in the eighties though, 634 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:47,319 Speaker 1: right the late eighties. I know the toy store. I know. 635 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:53,000 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we've man. I just think you that Oh 636 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,640 Speaker 1: I thought it was I thought I thought it was 637 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: the one in the eighties. So two thousand and one, 638 00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,960 Speaker 1: you lost everything? Yeah, okay, all right, and just think 639 00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:01,840 Speaker 1: if you hadn't lost everything, you'd be living in the 640 00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:03,839 Speaker 1: mansion on Long Island right now. That we never would 641 00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:06,160 Speaker 1: have known each other. Why did weed Man get in 642 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: trouble at the bank. 643 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:08,399 Speaker 7: Why? 644 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,400 Speaker 1: Well, an old lady said she wanted his help checking 645 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,759 Speaker 1: her balance, so he pushed her over. That's Eric in Kansas. 646 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,240 Speaker 1: That's not nice weed man, all right. Why would weed 647 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:26,279 Speaker 1: Man hippie make a great companion for Lorena? Why she 648 00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,640 Speaker 1: snaps her toes and he comes running. That's George and Ubaldi, 649 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:34,319 Speaker 1: Texas with that joke. It's Big Ben's lame jokes of 650 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,400 Speaker 1: the league. What does what does Loraine? What does Lorena 651 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:42,960 Speaker 1: like best about Major League Baseball season? What she loves 652 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:51,840 Speaker 1: makeup games? That's Eeke in Roseville. What does the Lorena 653 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:56,640 Speaker 1: and the Iowa Hawkeye fans have in common? What they 654 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,920 Speaker 1: both hate? The UMass minute man? A minute man. It's 655 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 1: Eric in Kansas there, Yeah, all right, Uh, we have 656 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,480 Speaker 1: some some dad jokes here from dad joke j I 657 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,520 Speaker 1: thought these were okay. But what do you call a 658 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:19,080 Speaker 1: mobile phone in prison? What a cell phone? Why? Why 659 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,760 Speaker 1: Why do heavy metal bands refuse to drink coke? Why 660 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 1: it's pop. That's why it's pop. That's a. That's a 661 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,160 Speaker 1: that's dad dad joke. Jay, Do you have any jokes? Coop? 662 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,719 Speaker 1: Any offensive jokes? Now? Actually I might let me let 663 00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,719 Speaker 1: me see you all right, better do it quick. What 664 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:41,040 Speaker 1: is the difference between a politician and a flying pig? 665 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,040 Speaker 1: What the letter F? The letter F? That's it? He said? 666 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,280 Speaker 1: Was dumb? Okay? 667 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:48,520 Speaker 7: What? 668 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,400 Speaker 1: What? No joke coops out of the show. What is 669 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 1: the fastest way to become a millionaire? What? Be a 670 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,439 Speaker 1: billionaire and invest in the w NBA. It's right away, 671 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: it'll go away there alight. How is Tony the Bay 672 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,080 Speaker 1: Area like a treasurer? Have you need a map to 673 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,560 Speaker 1: and a shovel to find them? As family? I screwed 674 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,359 Speaker 1: that as Eric in Kids, Thanks weed Man.