Speaker 1: To Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and can
Speaker 1: Rid Judge.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Too Cheese and a Pods
Speaker 2: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and cam Ri Judge.
Speaker 1: How's it going very early? You don't normally do the
Speaker 1: pod this early with somebody. Somebody has to film today.
Speaker 2: And it ain't me. Yeah, it was. It was another
Speaker 2: level of joy having to rush my kids out, get
Speaker 2: everything organized, work out, do all the things.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I having worked out and done anything. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know you. You might not be filming right now,
Speaker 1: but if Jeff Lewis can come in to film with
Speaker 1: somebody on the show, I think maybe you can.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that if I were to come into film,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it hush. I'm not gonna piss I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do my best not piss off Andy the way
Speaker 2: Jeff Lewis did on alcohol.
Speaker 1: Some of us girls are like you, you know, we
Speaker 1: know who it is. It's like, really, I feel like
Speaker 1: that's really unfair.
Speaker 2: But whatever, Well, I don't think Andy, listen. I've had
Speaker 2: I've gotten the look from Andy when he isn't pleased,
Speaker 2: and you could clearly tell and I'm not like the
Speaker 2: biggest Mercedes fan in the world, but she cracks me
Speaker 2: up in that moment. She goes, oh gosh, he's pissed.
Speaker 1: Well he gets Andy gets pissed off every single time
Speaker 1: Jeff's on the show.
Speaker 2: So I mean it's confusing too. Like I love listening
Speaker 2: to Jeff. I love Jeff, like I don't get offended
Speaker 2: by Jeff. The amount of black or heat that I've
Speaker 2: gotten about the Stanley Cup.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, well there is. I now after watching Miami
Speaker 1: with Miami or Salted Miami. Was Miami where they said
Speaker 1: Stanley Cup, I burst out in laughter. I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: where Teddy got it from.
Speaker 2: That is why I mean you guys everyone.
Speaker 1: It was fresh, it was fresh on your mind, it was.
Speaker 2: Fresh on my mind. And like to me, this is online.
Speaker 2: I mean, thank you Matt, one of our producers who
Speaker 2: had told me online it calls the Stanley Cup a tumbler.
Speaker 1: Well, they do call it a cup too.
Speaker 2: But then did you see on Overheard Lam So there,
Speaker 2: this is my favorite part. So there's if you guys
Speaker 2: don't follow this Instagram, you should. It's called Overheard La
Speaker 2: and it's where anytime ridiculous things are said in LA.
Speaker 2: People submit it to this Instagram and this one is
Speaker 2: have you seen what's going on with the Stanley Cups?
Speaker 2: And the person responds, I don't know anything about hockey.
Speaker 1: Oh well, there you go. No, I could see now
Speaker 1: how you easily confused it. But then you know you
Speaker 1: always double down. It's not called a Stanley cup.
Speaker 2: I know. Sometimes my inflection is a little off, I
Speaker 2: think because I'm so deadpan, and then when I have
Speaker 2: to show any emotion, it seems like a very large question.
Speaker 1: I'm like, there you go. Never admit you're wrong.
Speaker 2: Never, But I mean, I hate to say it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't really wrong. You said it wasn't called a
Speaker 1: Stanley cup, so you were wrong.
Speaker 2: I said, I will say that it's a Stanley tumbler,
Speaker 2: and Stanley Cup is hockey. Okay, AnyWho back to the question.
Speaker 1: Is called Stanley, we'll just call it.
Speaker 2: Why don't we just call it our Twartz cup?
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's some questions that we've gotten from the ground.
Speaker 2: None of these are me picking on my own, so
Speaker 2: just spin them in point. I'm gonna just spin them
Speaker 2: a point. Can we do a Twatz workout event? Well? Sure,
Speaker 2: I mean, I think we could probably do a Twartz
Speaker 2: workout event.
Speaker 1: That would be a no brainer. Yeah, we can be
Speaker 1: the new tone it up girls. We can start traveling
Speaker 1: to different areas and putting on events where we do
Speaker 1: workouts and hosepakers and doing Okay, sign me up. Fine,
Speaker 1: let's stare a promoter out there that's gonna back us
Speaker 1: up on that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, if you want to do a Twatz workout tour,
Speaker 2: we are happy and willing. Let's go the next question.
Speaker 2: I actually missed this in the episode. I don't remember
Speaker 2: Sutton call it says, why do you think Sutton gets
Speaker 2: a pass for calling Anne Murray aggressive? I actually listened
Speaker 2: closely to the episode to see if anybody used the
Speaker 2: word aggressive, and I didn't hear that. I didn't hear
Speaker 2: it either, Like I heard them say like it was
Speaker 2: in regards to both Crystal and Anne Marie that it
Speaker 2: was too loud for that particular function. But I don't
Speaker 2: recall anyone using that word. I could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Wow, can you say that again? Can you say that again?
Speaker 1: I could be wrong? Yeah, Oh, Teddy, you were growing
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know, I growth. I mean Edwin
Speaker 2: picked his word and his word like was like this
Speaker 2: really positive word his energy, and he goes, Teddy, what's
Speaker 2: your word? And I said, Cope, what's your word?
Speaker 1: Tamra my life? I don't know.
Speaker 2: The next one is we're Tamar and Eddie's ever invited
Speaker 2: to Vicky's place in Mexico.
Speaker 1: No, I no, No. Vicky talked about inviting me. Eddie
Speaker 1: would rather eat worms and put bamboo underneath his fingernails
Speaker 1: and to go hang out with Vicky.
Speaker 2: I also have a lot of questions about me and
Speaker 2: the dog. You guys, from day one, I said, I
Speaker 2: am fostering a dog. This is why it's hard for
Speaker 2: people to do good things.
Speaker 1: And yeah, because you get.
Speaker 2: You get like I am getting like crushed because I'm
Speaker 2: not adopting the dog. I'm like from day one, I said,
Speaker 2: I want I'm going to foster the dog so somebody
Speaker 2: will adopt it. My kids had the ex My kids
Speaker 2: aren't even heartbroken because they all knew we were doing
Speaker 2: a good thing. I was going to continue to talk
Speaker 2: about the dog, post the dog on my Instagram with
Speaker 2: over a million followers, and hope that somebody adopts the dog.
Speaker 2: I felt like it was a better place for the
Speaker 2: dog to be in my home and being loved by
Speaker 2: all of us. Yeah, and people are just furious and
Speaker 2: every and I'm like listen, and I am taking the
Speaker 2: time to respond to every single one of them. The
Speaker 2: dog as available for adoption. If you think you were
Speaker 2: going to be the great pet owner, You're welcome to
Speaker 2: adopt it. I've put all the information here, but like,
Speaker 2: why are people this way?
Speaker 1: Because people are assholes, especially back behind their computers. They
Speaker 1: want to just rip on everybody and everything.
Speaker 2: I was like, I actually am being selfless in this
Speaker 2: situation because I know how much I travel and how
Speaker 2: much I'm going, and I don't I want the dog
Speaker 2: to be with somebody that can be there for the dog.
Speaker 1: A dog, yes, trust me, for somebody that just got
Speaker 1: a dog six months ago. It's a lot of work,
Speaker 1: especially a puppy.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of work.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: And that's why I was like, I wanted of course,
Speaker 2: I want to help the dogs. We love animals, But
Speaker 2: like I know my limitations and it's just like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, foresheads, traveling, it's hard sports.
Speaker 2: Working, like even this morning, like getting all the kids
Speaker 2: to school, getting back here at sitting down, like making
Speaker 2: sure the dog goes, poop, eats, blub, all the things.
Speaker 2: Right before we start talking.
Speaker 1: All I have to say is Lucy, Lucy apple juicy
Speaker 1: the differences. I was loword from Van going to get
Speaker 1: that dog and blessed you listen.
Speaker 2: If I would have kept it a secret, maybe.
Speaker 1: You're not on Beverly Hills right now. You'd be getting
Speaker 1: your ass served.
Speaker 3: You good.
Speaker 1: We should do a musical podcast. We just sing the
Speaker 1: entire time. Sudden as Kyle where Moore was.
Speaker 3: Kyle says he was an Aspen then Mexico City.
Speaker 1: She says in her confession.
Speaker 3: Sudden says she's not accepting that excuse Moll was giving.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's weird that we don't have a record contract.
Speaker 2: Oh before we get out of Beverly Hills, Renee rap
Speaker 2: from Mean Girls, who I told you a million times
Speaker 2: there's a new Mean Girls. You're not comprehending that information.
Speaker 2: But I'm not.
Speaker 1: Like at the movie theater, yes, like you have to
Speaker 1: go to the movie theater to.
Speaker 2: See it and it's a musical.
Speaker 1: Oh no, but why are you okay with that? I
Speaker 1: almost died when I went to Willy Wonka and found
Speaker 1: out it was the musical.
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, what you were gonna love the song
Speaker 2: for Apex Predator. Anyways, she was on Watch What Happens
Speaker 2: Live and she calls herself an agist and watching the
Speaker 2: way that it made Andy and Giselle uncomfortable and trying
Speaker 2: to help her back her way out of it.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 2: It means like you are biased against older people. But
Speaker 2: then this is where she became a real doozy. When
Speaker 2: I was thinking older.
Speaker 1: I was thinking seventy, Yeah, like my dad's age, don't
Speaker 1: tell me. The bitch said fifty.
Speaker 2: No worse, she said, you know, I was always the youngest.
Speaker 2: And then I was surrounded by all these millennials meaning
Speaker 2: millennials are old?
Speaker 1: Mean, how old is this beach?
Speaker 2: Listen? I've already got a heat for the side part
Speaker 2: and my skinny jeans. I don't need this renee wrap.
Speaker 1: Wait? Can I not wear skinny jeans anymore?
Speaker 2: Oh, she's born in two thousand whatever.
Speaker 1: My son was born in two thousand.
Speaker 2: So we start out we're at homeless, not toothless, which
Speaker 2: I am proud to say. I'm not going to mess.
Speaker 1: Up that name like Okay, by the way, why for
Speaker 1: the love? Why not to quote Teddy Walters, but for
Speaker 1: the love another season of Toothless not homeless or homeless
Speaker 1: not toothless? Why why? Why? To charity events? Not too well?
Speaker 1: The first one wasn't really charity event.
Speaker 2: It was it Well, it's because she never got the
Speaker 2: opportunity to have the charity event, so because they just
Speaker 2: had the small dinner at the house. I love that
Speaker 2: the way that Dared explains that her relationship with PK
Speaker 2: is now thriving after their one therapy.
Speaker 1: Appointment, yeah three days ago.
Speaker 2: That was because he said that what did he even
Speaker 2: say about the setup? He's like, this looks like a conference.
Speaker 1: Room or whatever, and he's like, can you change the carpet?
Speaker 2: Like all of it. He comes in like pretty much
Speaker 2: hoopoos all over the event planner.
Speaker 1: Who I'm like, this is a better housewife than Anne Marie.
Speaker 2: I mean, who isn't The fact that Anne Marie has
Speaker 2: made us team Crystal is a real big problem.
Speaker 1: Hey hey, hey, now I like Crystal.
Speaker 2: I know, but the fact that she like, she earned
Speaker 2: her diamond last night. It may have taken three years,
Speaker 2: but we got it.
Speaker 1: That's all right. Not everybody. It's explosive like you. Some
Speaker 1: people are reserved and calm like me on TV.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's exactly how I describe both of us. Perfect explanation.
Speaker 2: This is something that on a serious note, and I'm
Speaker 2: sorry you guys are gonna get upset. But I did
Speaker 2: not like when Sutton was expressing how she felt about
Speaker 2: Mo not coming. That part was fine, but then when
Speaker 2: she goes, how could Moe not attend Kyle's dead friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was a little harsh as I.
Speaker 2: Was watching, and I'm like, her family's gonna watch this.
Speaker 2: That was obviously I know, like, if you want to
Speaker 2: shade Mo at this point, go for it, like he
Speaker 2: wasn't there. You're welcome to say, but like, why are
Speaker 2: you bringing her into it? I just I didn't like it.
Speaker 2: I didn't like the phrasing.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna have to agree with her with her message.
Speaker 1: If he could attend the Homeless not Toothless event but
Speaker 1: couldn't attend the celebration of life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like that either. But as we continue
Speaker 2: through talking, but we're not even to Homeless not Toothless.
Speaker 2: But as I'm watching the episode, I'm thinking, listen, we
Speaker 2: have seen table flips on Housewives, we've seen Napkin's throat,
Speaker 2: but we've even now seen a fence to account. But
Speaker 2: I never, truly, I never thought we'd hear the words
Speaker 2: please leave my esophagus alone.
Speaker 1: I know, but please leave her esophagus alone. I like,
Speaker 1: if I have to hear about it one more time,
Speaker 1: I'll lose my shit.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear about it either. But then
Speaker 2: Crystal facetimes Garcel to guess what to talk about an esophagus,
Speaker 2: Wondering what Annri's motive is, Crystal says when she met
Speaker 2: Annrie four months earlier at a party, she told her
Speaker 2: that she is a doctor, not a nurse.
Speaker 1: Always by the way, pick me, yes, go ahead. I
Speaker 1: could have sworn when she got cast on the show,
Speaker 1: I swore it said doctor on her Instagram and her caption,
Speaker 1: her bio whatever you call it.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I feel like ilways thought she
Speaker 2: was a doctor. I mean, our kids are in football
Speaker 2: at the same place, like we're all there on Sundays,
Speaker 2: and I feel like I was. I was told the
Speaker 2: same thing, not that here's the thing, I couldn't be
Speaker 2: a doctor.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter because it's a lie.
Speaker 2: It's a lie if she said she was a doctor.
Speaker 2: Cristlden says she googled narrow esophagus and it says it
Speaker 2: can be a genetic issue, which could make sense. Also,
Speaker 2: this is my confusion. I googled a narrow esophagus, you know,
Speaker 2: like Crystal Walters and Teddy Walters are on a job
Speaker 2: when it comes to Google, I googled narrow esophagus. And
Speaker 2: I also googled drinking on whatever that medication is. And
Speaker 2: according to Google, my Google doctorate, yeah, you can drink
Speaker 2: on that medication and you can have a narrow esophagus.
Speaker 2: But also, how did I get pulled into this mess?
Speaker 2: Did you see them panned to me when Anne Marie
Speaker 2: was telling everyone about the narrow esophagus?
Speaker 1: This is wait, you were on the show last night?
Speaker 2: Yes, at the event from the night or when they
Speaker 2: panned to the twenty th I blanked. I know, sorry
Speaker 2: about that blank blink, but I was like, shit, why
Speaker 2: am I involved in this? But Annri did talk about
Speaker 2: the esophaguses at that event for probably two hours.
Speaker 1: I came up with a new tagline, what amory, what
Speaker 1: I may put you to sleep for a living including
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 2: But she doesn't put anyone to sleep for a living.
Speaker 2: If she's not an anesthesiologist.
Speaker 1: Wait, what is she a nurse?
Speaker 2: She's a nurse, and nessusis what does that mean? I
Speaker 2: think she's a nurse to an anesthesiologist. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know an anesthesiologist needed a nurse.
Speaker 2: Well, like when I went in to have my surgery
Speaker 2: on my back, I had a nurse covering me before
Speaker 2: the anesthesiologist came in.
Speaker 1: Well, you always have a nurse. The doctor has a nurse,
Speaker 1: the surgeon has a nurse.
Speaker 2: I don't know. All I know is anesthesiologists tend to
Speaker 2: be the hottest doctors.
Speaker 1: They do like lot so they do. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I made my before this surgery. I mean, doctor Nicole's hot.
Speaker 1: Did doctor Nicole's hot that you have to like be
Speaker 1: really hot to go to school for this?
Speaker 2: And before my last surgery, I asked politely for my
Speaker 2: antest geologists, I said, do you mind pulling down your mask?
Speaker 2: I just want to.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say pants.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he scared me from far away. I'd
Speaker 2: already gotten like the adavan or whatever to like make
Speaker 2: you loopy, and my friend Jinn, who is in the
Speaker 2: room with me, She goes, I will never live down
Speaker 2: you straight, looking at the guy and going, will you
Speaker 2: pull it down your mask so I can see what
Speaker 2: you actually look like?
Speaker 1: Your lord? I think how you were too loopy and
Speaker 1: I asked him to pull down his pants.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't think. I don't need to
Speaker 2: look at penises. I'm fine with one penis. Okay. C
Speaker 2: r na's work as independent practitioners and our scope of
Speaker 2: practice includes preoperative evaluation and physical assessment of the patient
Speaker 2: prior to anesthetic, development of the anesthetic plan, administering general anesthesia,
Speaker 2: administering regional anesthesia.
Speaker 1: Okay, got it, I got it.
Speaker 2: But this is what I need to know. Do you
Speaker 2: go to med school to be a nurse?
Speaker 1: Well? Is nursing considered med school? I mean anything in
Speaker 1: the medical condition, medical profession is that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But anyways, who cares. We're never gonna know.
Speaker 2: Four years of nursing school, minimum of two years of
Speaker 2: ICU and resident more schooling than we could ever do.
Speaker 2: So I don't think he speak for yourself. I wanted
Speaker 2: to be a nurse. You wanted to be a nurse,
Speaker 2: but you got pregnant, and I wanted to do a
Speaker 2: lot home you remembered, I know, and I wanted to
Speaker 2: do a lot of things. I wanted to be a
Speaker 2: pop star, but I had a shitty voice. So you
Speaker 2: know what shit happens. But I feel like this episode
Speaker 2: is also offered like sponsored by FaceTime. There was more
Speaker 2: face times with each other than people actually together. Did
Speaker 2: everyone have COVID?
Speaker 1: Who knows? I know, Crystal meets her brother Jeff. Would
Speaker 1: you care who your brother dated?
Speaker 2: Now? Are you kidding all the people my brother dates?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even care who my dad dates.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean when you have an adult sibling, like
Speaker 1: back off.
Speaker 2: I'll care who my kids date. But then what we
Speaker 2: keep forgetting is Crystal is the younger sibling.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Ask me how much I don't care
Speaker 1: about this storyline?
Speaker 2: Fine, anyways, Then Maricio tells Kyle's that he has been
Speaker 2: traveling so much and is trying to get caught up.
Speaker 2: Kyle tells him about her travel plans coming up and
Speaker 2: says that that it's a taste of her own medicine.
Speaker 2: When they arrive at the Homeless not Toothless, Skyle Kyle
Speaker 2: feels like people analyze her every move between her and mouth. I,
Speaker 2: you know, I do think that's happening. We can hear
Speaker 2: it happening on the carpet, even when I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take some pictures by myself. Then Sutton tells
Speaker 2: Anne Marie at the Galla that she picked the wrong person.
Speaker 2: Anne Marie tries to explain herself to Sudden, and Sutton
Speaker 2: keeps saying, excuse me, ma'am, excuse me, miam, excuse me, miam.
Speaker 2: And then Crystal tells Anne Marie to tell Sutton that
Speaker 2: she said Sutton lies. Anne Marie says, Crystal, you were
Speaker 2: the one to say Sutton has an eating disorder. Crystal
Speaker 2: calls Anne Marie a bit. Anne Marie thinks Crystal resents
Speaker 2: her because Anne Marie has a medical profession. I don't
Speaker 2: actually think that's the case.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the case either. And Amory trying
Speaker 1: to put the blame on Crystal about Sutton have an
Speaker 1: eating disorder when we saw it with our own eyes
Speaker 1: and ears. But also.
Speaker 2: Marcellus when he comes in, you can tell he wants
Speaker 2: to be like praise, but he's walking right into the
Speaker 2: middle of a fight, and he cannot believe that the
Speaker 2: women are just like brushing him off, like he's like, well,
Speaker 2: what that's cool? I mean the whole conversation. But I
Speaker 2: was excited to see Crystal activated. I needed.
Speaker 1: It was nice to see her little activated. And I
Speaker 1: mean she even said, well that was kind of rude.
Speaker 1: So you can see it's just not her nature, which
Speaker 1: is fine.
Speaker 2: You could tell that she is bothered by Anne Marie
Speaker 2: because I don't know why Anne Marie cares about this
Speaker 2: topic so much.
Speaker 1: And I have nothing. I feel like she has nothing
Speaker 1: unless she you know who knows. It could be the editing.
Speaker 1: She could have talked about a bazillion things, but that's
Speaker 1: all they pulled out. But it's not doing her any favors.
Speaker 2: Listen, I would be way more upset about somebody that
Speaker 2: licked somebody's armpit or feet.
Speaker 1: Or I would never ever lick your armpit.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would lick any part of your body.
Speaker 2: And you know what, we're pretty close. I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: I like your shoulder.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be my huge met That's how we met.
Speaker 1: Didn't I lick the side of your face?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Face looking is slightly different, but you did lick
Speaker 2: my face while I was pregnant. Pregnant, But then when
Speaker 2: Sutton sits all the ladies down, she tells Anne Marie
Speaker 2: that she likes her but doesn't like how she went
Speaker 2: behind her back. I'm like, do you do.
Speaker 1: You like her?
Speaker 2: But I also don't know why this episode wasn't titled Homeless,
Speaker 2: toothless and Esophaguses.
Speaker 1: I'm all I remember is welcome to the Stage fashion
Speaker 1: designer Jarrete Kimsley. I'm like, I'm sorry, what?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she designed a wedding dress.
Speaker 2: No, she also had those workout clothes.
Speaker 1: Oh there's workout c oh when bathing suits.
Speaker 2: Beverly Beach, Beverly Beach by Deray.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right, because I'm like, huh fashion designer?
Speaker 1: Oh my, but that Paula Abduel. She is making her
Speaker 1: Bravo rounds from Watch What Happened Love to Crappy Lake
Speaker 1: and now Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: I see her all the time. She's always in the
Speaker 2: desert when I'm there for her shows, and she's very nice.
Speaker 2: But I was hoping, even though yes, I love Taylor Dane,
Speaker 2: I was thought that when they called Paula Abdulah. She
Speaker 2: was going to do a dance, and I got really
Speaker 2: excited and then I was like, oh, it's Taylor Dane.
Speaker 2: But no one was more excited to see Taylor Dane
Speaker 2: than Erica Jane.
Speaker 1: And she was very excited.
Speaker 2: She was more excited to see Taylor Dane than her dentist.
Speaker 1: Well, her dentist was low key hitting on her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she figured out it's her dentist.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, didn't you go to dental schooling?
Speaker 2: Are you a dental nurse or dent Are you a nurse?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, then they wrap it all in
Speaker 2: a nice big bow so they can all go to Spain.
Speaker 2: Ann Marie does a half assed apology.
Speaker 1: Isn't it funny how we have to do that before
Speaker 1: we all take a trip together? Button this up so
Speaker 1: it looks like we're all going to take a trip
Speaker 1: together and we like each other.
Speaker 2: Well. I love when Kyle goes, oh my gosh, I
Speaker 2: hope we're not all on the same plane. And then
Speaker 2: she catches herself because she realized she's saying that because
Speaker 2: she knows drama always happens on the planes. Because she's like,
Speaker 2: because then if we were to get in an argument.
Speaker 2: Maybe they would land the playing.
Speaker 1: No good, save good, save.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. All right, we'll take a quick break
Speaker 2: and come back and talk about Miami. I enjoyed the
Speaker 2: storytelling between Julia and Kiki, and.
Speaker 1: I love the personal story of Kiki. We haven't really
Speaker 1: seen much of that. And she's a b K girl
Speaker 1: just like me. That made me very happy. She worked
Speaker 1: at Burger King. I mean, that's where real women are made.
Speaker 1: Burger King. Would you like fries with that shike?
Speaker 2: But unfortunately that's the worst burger.
Speaker 1: I hate to be the it is.
Speaker 2: It is the worst. But I could do a chicken
Speaker 2: sandwich from BK, but I cannot.
Speaker 1: I lived on them when I worked there. Remember the
Speaker 1: long I don't know, they're like long and they have
Speaker 1: male lettuce, tomato, and Chrispy I would have. I would
Speaker 1: make my own every single day after work, and I'd
Speaker 1: put cheese on it. Oh was so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the chicken sandwich. I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: will exist, but I had.
Speaker 1: In and out last night, protein style, and I didn't
Speaker 1: eat the fries.
Speaker 2: Oh look at you. I had enough peace soup. My
Speaker 2: mom's in town and so whenever my mom's in town.
Speaker 2: She makes all my favorite things.
Speaker 1: So I would rather their throw up than pease.
Speaker 2: Really, I love a split piece soup.
Speaker 1: Why would you eat anything that's called pea?
Speaker 2: That's I don't know, unclear why, I mean, I can't.
Speaker 2: Why would I do a lot of things.
Speaker 1: That's that's as bad as cream? Spinach?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: I love cream?
Speaker 2: Do you tell me that you don't like green bean castle?
Speaker 2: We're gonna fight.
Speaker 1: I like green bean castle? How could you not?
Speaker 2: Okay? Good?
Speaker 1: I like green beans, But peas I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like peas when you have to feel like,
Speaker 2: oh that I don't like But if they're all smashed up.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I had to wash the
Speaker 1: dishes every night, and if there was peas, first of all,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat them. I couldn't even dump the ball
Speaker 1: out a gag. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Cool, My palate is more distinguished than yours. I like
Speaker 2: burgercuine chicken sandwich.
Speaker 1: And peace, peace, peace.
Speaker 2: Well, then Gerty and Russell go out to lunch. Gerty
Speaker 2: cannot believe she has to go under the knife again
Speaker 2: to cut out more cancer. She later finds out she
Speaker 2: scored a twenty nine out of the one hundred on
Speaker 2: a cancer test, so she has a high likelihood of
Speaker 2: getting it again, putting her in the chemo zone. Something
Speaker 2: about the way that Miami Production tells these stories, whether
Speaker 2: their heavy stories or their funny stories or the dramatic, like,
Speaker 2: it is really compelling to watch you and it makes
Speaker 2: you root for every one of them. I feel like
Speaker 2: this is one of the only franchises you watch and
Speaker 2: you can find something likable that you relate to. In
Speaker 2: regards to every cast member except for Adriana, What do
Speaker 2: you mean you didn't like her low cut Louis vuittona
Speaker 2: outfit to go sing her?
Speaker 1: Wait, that was not Louis Vaitton.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was with the front piece,
Speaker 2: said Louis vaton on it. I had to get my
Speaker 2: glasses out.
Speaker 3: Lloys vaton on that denim.
Speaker 2: I enjoy Adriana's messiness and her pop star storyline. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm maybe one day I'm going to be a pop star.
Speaker 1: Tank shut up, I don't like it.
Speaker 2: You don't like it? Well, well, speaking of things, Lisa
Speaker 2: is touring new homes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this house is twenty one thousand square foot lot
Speaker 1: twenty seven and eighty four square feet and listing price
Speaker 1: at what was that four point something?
Speaker 2: No, the asking price is five point three eight seven million.
Speaker 2: Lisa doesn't know how she will go about paying for
Speaker 2: it because it is based on her settlement with Lenny.
Speaker 1: Then why look at it?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm rooting for Lisa, but I want her
Speaker 2: to find anything in the world to talk about other
Speaker 2: than Lenny. But I'm also confused. Was Lisa's real to
Speaker 2: her a therapist as well?
Speaker 1: Well? What is she telling him?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: This is? I know Lisa telling the realtor about her
Speaker 1: fight with Lynnen, and he's like, will this be cash
Speaker 1: mo mortgage? Will you be paying cash or will you
Speaker 1: need a mortgage?
Speaker 2: But also I love that a five point three eight
Speaker 2: seven million dollar house is just a touch too small, just.
Speaker 1: To touch too small.
Speaker 2: She'll get used to it though. Then we're at Miami
Speaker 2: Swim Week. Nicole tells Adriana that someone told her that
Speaker 2: Anna was invited to the brunch for her ulterior motives.
Speaker 2: Adriana apologized and says she should have been more transparent.
Speaker 2: Nicole hugs Marisola and says there's no reason for them
Speaker 2: to be mad and she will know why later. If
Speaker 2: you were Nicole would you be more upset at Adriana.
Speaker 2: I think she's not more upset because she knew the
Speaker 2: show needed something.
Speaker 1: I think that Adriana gets away with everything because everybody
Speaker 1: expects it from her, and they don't even want to
Speaker 1: fight with her. They're just like, oh, it's Adriana. I
Speaker 1: think that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I really think they don't even bother because they
Speaker 2: don't want to give her any attention.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of if Adriana to let Nicole take
Speaker 1: the blame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, when the women go for lunch, Marisol says,
Speaker 2: let's cut the bs. What happened on Mother's Day? Adriana
Speaker 2: says Anna was going to say things about Alexi's finances.
Speaker 2: Alexei says she believes Nicole now and knows that Adriana
Speaker 2: was the one who plotted this. Do you agree? I
Speaker 2: forgot who said it, but that's that they're just jealous
Speaker 2: of Nicole, and that's.
Speaker 1: Why Adrianna said that. Adrianna said that they're jealous of Nicole,
Speaker 1: which is comical because I feel like Adriana is jealous
Speaker 1: of everybody, at least she acts like it. I don't
Speaker 1: know what Alexia and Marisol's problem is with Nicole.
Speaker 2: I mean, I here's the problem. By trying to make
Speaker 2: Nicole the villain, Alexei and Marisol have made them yeah
Speaker 2: a little bit. They've made themselves the villain. And yeah,
Speaker 2: but Alexei is more likable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Alexia kind of change it up real quick
Speaker 1: when she found out Adriana was going to talk about
Speaker 1: her finances.
Speaker 2: Well, at first she didn't and then she like Jennifer
Speaker 2: Hath and she was like, oh shit.
Speaker 1: My question is do you like a man's man or
Speaker 1: a belly and a beard.
Speaker 2: I'm somewhere in the middle, but I mean Edwin is
Speaker 2: like has like a over a six like he's he's lean,
Speaker 2: he's got all the muscles. I don't need you to
Speaker 2: have a six pack or a ten pack or twelve.
Speaker 1: But whatever it is, I don't mind a belly with beard,
Speaker 1: don't mind that.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that, But I do mind I don't
Speaker 2: have that hair. I mind shoulder hair. There are certain
Speaker 2: places shoulder hair, like men when they have hair on
Speaker 2: their back or the shoulders.
Speaker 1: Like hair on their back, not hair to their shoulders.
Speaker 2: No, like hair, it's less about body type.
Speaker 1: It's about hair. Eddie's not hairy.
Speaker 2: I don't do well with it. So sometimes people with
Speaker 2: a ton of hair on their faces and their arms
Speaker 2: in their hands could potentially have hairs on their backs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm saying it.
Speaker 2: I mean, listen, I get hairs on my chin, but
Speaker 2: I do something about it. I have Slate pluck it
Speaker 2: out for me, so you can do something too.
Speaker 1: You can't pluck it yourself, No, I can't.
Speaker 2: I never she finds. She finds him quicker than I is.
Speaker 2: She's like, Mommy, a goat.
Speaker 1: A goat. I just have that one. I just plucked
Speaker 1: it yesterday. I'm good for about two weeks.
Speaker 2: Now, I get a couple, one right here and like
Speaker 2: three on this side. They like to move around and
Speaker 2: then occasionally like because.
Speaker 1: You have high testosteron, why would you say that? I
Speaker 1: don't know, Joe.
Speaker 2: I think the new women the audience tends to always
Speaker 2: side with them, and.
Speaker 1: Well, how do you not side with Nicole? True? She's sweet,
Speaker 1: she's smart, she's cute, she's all the things.
Speaker 2: She's Funny's toy.
Speaker 1: Yes, I want to skin you and be you.
Speaker 2: We are actually your stalker and we will do anything.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be moving to the house there. You
Speaker 1: won't even know him there.
Speaker 2: That's what Tam was like, I'm totally fine with a
Speaker 2: Tommy and a beard.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh hello, I'm moving in.
Speaker 2: Then Kiki walks the runway. She says, it means so
Speaker 2: much for all the women to come support her, and
Speaker 2: then I'm confused. What happened in the sprinter?
Speaker 1: Well, this is what's confusing to me. There's it's so
Speaker 1: much traffic, sprinter can't even move. But the girls are
Speaker 1: going to get out and think they're going to order
Speaker 1: an uber in that traffic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also where were they all going? Where was
Speaker 2: the after party? But Kiki said I planned this whole
Speaker 2: after party.
Speaker 1: I know I felt bad for her, but I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: where are you girls going? I've been to an event
Speaker 1: like that where there's so much traffic that you just
Speaker 1: sit there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's Miami Fashion Week?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so how could you imagine trying to get
Speaker 1: an uber?
Speaker 2: Maybe they walked home, yes, because those are.
Speaker 1: The type of girls that would walk home. They're not
Speaker 1: scruffy like me and Yo.
Speaker 2: True, but maybe Adriana had the toots again and they
Speaker 2: all got pissed and couldn't.
Speaker 1: There you go, We're we're out.
Speaker 2: Then we get to Larsa and Marcus recording their second
Speaker 2: episode of Separation Anxiety. I was bummed not to see Tara,
Speaker 2: our producer.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, we've seen two of Larsa's podcasts. Who's
Speaker 1: on I heeart as we are as well, and we
Speaker 1: have seen none of ours.
Speaker 2: Know who? I put that blame on you?
Speaker 1: Tam Well, I tried, did try well.
Speaker 2: I am just that I just pissed people off that much,
Speaker 2: but I do well.
Speaker 1: It's because our podcast is about housewives, so they say
Speaker 1: it's too much of breaking the fourth wall.
Speaker 2: Well, it had to have felt like Chris as.
Speaker 1: If nobody out there knows while we're talking about it
Speaker 1: that we are on housewives and talking about housewives.
Speaker 2: Well, to rephrase, I am not on it, Well, you.
Speaker 1: Were whatever, Once a housewife, always a housewives.
Speaker 2: But I felt like the editors felt like it was
Speaker 2: Christmas morning that they could replay Kardashian episode.
Speaker 1: How did they get that approval is what I want
Speaker 1: to know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I was like oOoOO. But whatever
Speaker 2: Larsa said about she did a total tam remove, Like
Speaker 2: as somebody was going into surgery, She's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: hate that kind of surgery. I always panic, I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: Courtney's like, I'm actually about to get this right. But
Speaker 2: I thought it was sweet when they talked about having kids.
Speaker 2: And I think her and Marcus are good together.
Speaker 1: They are our Marcus is so mature and Lars is
Speaker 1: so youthful that I don't even see that. Like I
Speaker 1: spent a lot of time with them, and I just
Speaker 1: don't even see the age difference. And by the way,
Speaker 1: who gives who gives a flying.
Speaker 2: And nobody would care if it was reversed. Nope. Then
Speaker 2: we get to our favorite part, Atriana meeting Amelia Estefan
Speaker 2: to record her new song. I really wish they would
Speaker 2: have turned up the volume a little bit more so
Speaker 2: we could have heard her voice more.
Speaker 1: Wait, she was lip singing.
Speaker 2: I don't know yes, how yes, you're saying certainty.
Speaker 1: Yes. There's a point where because my daddy Johnny taught me,
Speaker 1: did you just spit your water out?
Speaker 2: Drill just came out of my nose, which, by the way, hurts.
Speaker 1: That's my gift to you, that's my gift to you today, daddy.
Speaker 2: Told me, my daddy Johnny, Well, I am excited to
Speaker 2: see her performing at Mexico City Pride oh, I'm sure
Speaker 2: you are. I wish she would have saved her outfit
Speaker 2: for I mean, any recording artist I've ever seen going
Speaker 2: into the studio is in sweats and she's I can't
Speaker 2: it was a lot.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that outfit is.
Speaker 2: It's like remember and then like back in like the
Speaker 2: Heyday appearance, No, when she would wear like the little
Speaker 2: teeny top, and then like the super super low Rise.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was like Hudson, I'm trying to remember who
Speaker 2: makes the jeens.
Speaker 1: Or like shit Frankie Bees, Franky Frankie Bees, Cranky Bees.
Speaker 1: But that was a skirt, I know because it was shredded.
Speaker 2: Yes, sometimes you would just cut your jeans in the
Speaker 2: middle and then like sew it together and wear skirts.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, it's not the nineties anymore, the eighties or
Speaker 1: whenever that happened.
Speaker 2: It was definitely not the eighties because you weren't born
Speaker 2: probably young. I'm so young. I'm like renee wrap.
Speaker 1: That's so young.
Speaker 2: I am young and fresh as a daisy. Well, thanks
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 1: I have an MP, not an empty.
Speaker 2: Well. I have a feeling that Marie has neither.
Speaker 1: Emory doesn't have an MP or emd.
Speaker 2: Or. Thanks you guys for tuning in to another episode
Speaker 2: of Me and camera trying early in the morning. Oh
Speaker 2: you have your cute glasses on.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Good luck today. Try not to throw any napkins at
Speaker 2: any day or post anyone off.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be filming with my daughter, so I
Speaker 1: really don't think it's going to be an issue.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, I piss off my kids daily, so you
Speaker 2: never know, though, you never know. All right, Well, break
Speaker 2: a leg and I will talk to you next week.