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Speaker 1: You don't hear me concession.

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Speaker 2: I can't take back.

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Speaker 3: Earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Speak.

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Speaker 1: Someone texted into seven eight five nine two. I may

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Speaker 1: have used my toddler son as a human shield while

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Speaker 1: running away from a cockroach once maybe, I mean therefore, yeah, yeah, Brook,

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Speaker 1: you've done that with your son during a hailstorm. Right,

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Speaker 1: it's okay, it's just water, honey, your mouth close. We're

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Speaker 1: almost but we're saying, you know what, you can stop

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Speaker 1: hiding behind your infant human shield, put down the baby,

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Speaker 1: and expose the truth right here on our show.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me hide with a masked yes.

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Speaker 1: And one of our listeners is ready to come clean.

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Speaker 1: He's chosen the fake name Nathan. So Nathan, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show man.

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Speaker 3: Hey, how you do it?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 1: Now, voice changer is on. You are now the mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: We're ready to hear your confession. Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: So this is six years ago, and uh, at the time,

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Speaker 3: I was dating this girl who's actually now my wife.

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Speaker 2: WHOA Okay, that's awesome. How's marriage?

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Speaker 3: Oh it's young. Pretty good.

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Speaker 1: That's as honest of an answer as you can possibly

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Speaker 1: gets even with him.

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Speaker 2: Matt And okay, but obviously six years ago, you're super

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Speaker 2: into her because you ended up marrying her.

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Speaker 3: You're in love? Yeah, six years ago. I was dating

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Speaker 3: her for about six months at the time, and uh,

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Speaker 3: we were at a party and I had to leave early.

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Speaker 3: Turns out I got a tip from someone later that

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Speaker 3: she actually slept with my best friend. What at that party?

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Speaker 2: Wait, you left the party early and she slept with

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Speaker 2: your best friend, and what you married her stayed together.

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Speaker 3: Well that's actually kind of ultimately what I'm here to

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Speaker 3: talk about, because, like, from that, I wanted revenge because

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Speaker 3: you know, I was pretty pissed off about the I mean,

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Speaker 3: that's pretty understandable.

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Speaker 1: Correctly, Yeah, who do you get revenge on your girlfriend

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Speaker 1: or your friend?

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Speaker 2: I honestly think at that point you're even more mad

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Speaker 2: at the friend because this is only a girlfriend of

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Speaker 2: six months, right, and it's your best friend for life.

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Speaker 3: Actually, honestly, I was way more mad at my friend.

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Speaker 3: I mean, this is I've been ventures with this guy

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Speaker 3: for eleven years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to give back your half of the

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Speaker 1: heart bracelet at that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, one day I was like, all right, you

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Speaker 3: know what I'm gonna do. I'm going to light his

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Speaker 3: car on fire. So whoa just casually like, yeah, I

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Speaker 3: mean he probably loved his car. You hate him?

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Speaker 1: Did you go through that? Well?

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Speaker 3: So I followed him one day to like a shopping center.

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Speaker 3: He parked, and I waited and really really quickly just

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Speaker 3: kind of went over there and like got the party started,

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Speaker 3: you know. I threw the gasoline all over his car

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Speaker 3: really quick.

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Speaker 1: And the match and go, oh my god, dang must

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Speaker 1: have been a bad part of town, because I imagine

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Speaker 1: people seeing a car on fire just being like, I mean.

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Speaker 2: At any point while you're dousing it with gasoline, is

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Speaker 2: there any like voice in your head saying this is

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Speaker 2: a terrible idea, I should stop? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, there was a little you know, but

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Speaker 3: it was kind of like an eye for an eye

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Speaker 3: thing for me, you know.

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Speaker 1: Like the revenge was on your mind more than anything else. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what do you do? You like, hop back in

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Speaker 1: your car and you get out of.

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Speaker 3: There, right, Well, I was going to, and I run back.

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Speaker 3: I get into my car, I put the keys in

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Speaker 3: the ignition, I got a third and reverse, and I

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Speaker 3: looked over kind of really just for my own personal

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Speaker 3: pleasure before I go, because I was like, I was

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Speaker 3: not looking back after that I was about to dift

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Speaker 3: out of there pretty quickly, and I noticed that my

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Speaker 3: best friend's dog is in the car, which.

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Speaker 1: On fire.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And I am like, like I said, you're the

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Speaker 3: best druncture like eleven years. So like this dog is

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Speaker 3: like my homie.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Save the dog.

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Speaker 3: Well, so yeah, of course I saved the dog because

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Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, so I grab a tire yeah, well,

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Speaker 3: you know, I grab a tire iron out of my trunk. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that'll happen really quickly, and so I smash it and

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Speaker 3: I grab the dog. I get the dog out of

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Speaker 3: the car, you know. But as soon as I'm starting

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Speaker 3: to run back with the dog in my hands, a

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Speaker 3: fire truck comes up. Oh yeah, because now people have

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Speaker 3: obviously seen this, right, and there's a firefighter there. And

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Speaker 3: then my best friend comes out, Oh my god. So

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Speaker 3: I'm like, bro Brody was like in the car, he

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Speaker 3: was on fire, so you just go with it. So

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Speaker 3: then like a whole news team comes.

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Speaker 2: Up with the local news shows up too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Now that's just what I'm like. There, you've gotta

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Speaker 3: be video mon security monitoring cameras around, Like I am

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Speaker 3: so screwed. Yeah, so what happened. Nothing happened, insane, like

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Speaker 3: everybody just thought I was a hero.

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Speaker 1: Whoa And he wouldn't suspect you because you're his best friend.

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: To be fair, I worked at a lot of places

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Speaker 2: fake cameras like they're not.

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Speaker 3: Actually My girl went like eight crazy.

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Speaker 2: For me because she because you were the hero.

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Speaker 3: Right And I could never tell her that I knew

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Speaker 3: about the cheating because that obviously gives motives. Oh yeah, aren't.

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Speaker 1: You worried though that maybe your best friend is listening

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Speaker 1: right now and is hearing the story about his car

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Speaker 1: on fire and saving the.

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Speaker 3: Dog, And I would think he actually moved, so okay,

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Speaker 3: so I think we're probably good there.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I would mostly say, aren't you worried that your

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Speaker 2: best friend's still sleeping with your wife?

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Speaker 3: Jeff? That would be don't say that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, God, how is Brody doing?

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Speaker 3: I think he's doing pretty fine. I mean, I haven't

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Speaker 3: checked up on the little guy in a while, but

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Speaker 3: he's definitely not how he would have been doing.

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Speaker 1: That's the most important thing.

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Speaker 2: I hope that's taught you never to seek revenge again,

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Speaker 2: because you're terrible.

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Speaker 1: At the tires. When he seeks revenge. Great things happened

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Speaker 1: to him, so seek more revenge.

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Speaker 3: If I was you, and honestly, I have never been

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Speaker 3: able to help the troop before on this it feels

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Speaker 3: so relieving to finally getting this out there.

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Speaker 2: That is a crazy story.

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Speaker 1: Text into seven, eight, five, nine too. If you have

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Speaker 1: a confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide your

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Speaker 1: identity by masking your voice so you can become the

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Speaker 1: next mass speaker. Phone taps coming up next.