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Speaker 1: Well, well, come back to another episode about me, this covidition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, that's Kevin Policles. Well,

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Speaker 1: how do you know I've never been fishing on the ocean?

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Speaker 1: Did the Internet tell you that? Get jack off? What

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Speaker 1: do I care about catching a damn fish? Anyways? No,

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Speaker 1: you shut up, but I digressed. Let's meet our auncame is,

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Speaker 1: shall we, in no particular order, Please say hello to

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Speaker 1: James Heeny, Jay Heen and or Sheen. When was the

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Speaker 1: last time you slept under the stars? And by that

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Speaker 1: I mean in the backyard of a celebrity? Oh never never.

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Speaker 1: Please if your barbecue comes back, that your invite me.

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Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go to your barbecue so that

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Speaker 1: you can sleep in the backyard. Yeah, I mean that

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Speaker 1: that's the only reason to invite you at this point.

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Speaker 1: Say hey to Craig Kaikowski Kakaw, what was your first

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Speaker 1: car and why? Well it was in nineteen seventy nine

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Speaker 1: Lincoln Continental. It was it was a Pentmobile. Basically, I

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Speaker 1: eight track player with the Queen. The game and four

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Speaker 1: and Uh it got about ten miles per gallon and

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Speaker 1: it was a hand me down from my grandfather. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my first car was hand me down from Grandpap's two. Uh.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome first timer Gary Anthony Williams. Starting a new

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Speaker 1: tradition for first timers. Best friend, Gary Anthony Williams. Please

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Speaker 1: tell us about an awkward moment from your early days

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Speaker 1: learning improv. Uh, an awkward moment from my early days

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Speaker 1: learning improv. This is this is this is a little surprising.

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Speaker 1: I've never had one, and I mean everything in my

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Speaker 1: life goes exactly as we have a winner. No more calls,

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Speaker 1: pencils down. Hey, there's Mark Gagliardi gags and who Any

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Speaker 1: memories about Craig Kakowski come to mind? Um? Remember Yes,

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Speaker 1: the first time that I met Craig Kakowski was at

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Speaker 1: the Chicago Film Critics Awards. UH. And I walked up

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Speaker 1: Craig Katkowski said, why are you talking to us? There's

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Speaker 1: movie stars here. That sounds like an exact quote. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was pretty great and then uh, and now I

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Speaker 1: love working with him. He'll be missed, he'll be missed. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's really sad he's got and last, but come here

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Speaker 1: and say that if you think him least. It's Joey

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Speaker 1: g Coucie cooped up. Any moment from high school that

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Speaker 1: Keep talking, I'd like to have that moment back. Uh

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Speaker 1: and repeat. I know it's sucked up. You want to

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Speaker 1: dislocate again? Yeah, I got to wear shorts, you know that?

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Speaker 1: Like your family, with that family that like only long bridges,

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Speaker 1: right like you? Yes, all right, let's do a damn show.

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Speaker 1: to the podcast at your name here at alchemys dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's your name here at alchemy dot com. Uh. Scene

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Speaker 1: hello you talented sons of bitches just come straight at

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Speaker 1: our mother's just like that. I dedicate this scene to James.

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Speaker 1: Oh how nice James? Is that? Yeah? Yeah, nothing, nothing, James.

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Speaker 1: was obsessed with taking over coffee farms around the world

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Speaker 1: Thank you all, Chance Otwell from Alabama. Uh Shaw, was

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Speaker 1: this here the field that we were we taking over?

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Speaker 1: Your boss? This is the place? Ah, it seems so

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Speaker 1: condamn pirns away from my coffee beans. Who I got it? Birds, Birds,

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Speaker 1: about owners and the birds were going at a deal

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Speaker 1: blood spill on these beans? Oh jeez. Oh, okay, sure sure, boss,

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Speaker 1: of you to come with me one most morning, Penny.

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Speaker 1: I've been sucking pennies. Money, Penny, please now listen to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a big deal, big deal for me. Please, please, if

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Speaker 1: to make love, but to give love and until what happens,

420
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 1: Mr Lamar, I'll die. Oh, I just I just don't

421
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,639
Speaker 1: know if this is something that I want. All right,

422
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: everybody calm down, alright, everyone calmed down. There has been

423
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:24,360
Speaker 1: a chemical leak inside this building. I'm gonna get everyone

424
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 1: to self quarantine. Okay. I'm gonna have to have everyone

425
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 1: separate and you're gonna be in different chambers alone for

426
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 1: forty nine hours. Okay, Oh my goodness, Mr Lamar, I

427
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: suppose this is where we part ways. I always knew it.

428
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 1: Within this week my father told me on his death

429
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: Beard Son, You're gonna die in isolation without making love Okay,

430
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: let's separate everybody. Come on, let's get everyone separated. Excuse me, sir,

431
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 1: excuse me, sir? Yes, would it be all right if

432
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 1: the two of us warantined together? Two of you quarantine together, Well,

433
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: that might be breaching protocol, but I can see a

434
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: lot of love in your eyes, ma'am. May I also

435
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,879
Speaker 1: ask a question. There's a gas leaking here, but somehow

436
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:17,920
Speaker 1: we're going to be saved by see that's right, Yes,

437
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: that's correct. You know what for safety precautions? Ma'am? I

438
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: need you quarantine with me, sir? Need you quarantine as

439
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,680
Speaker 1: your middle name? You want to know my middle name?

440
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:37,920
Speaker 1: Your middle name? My middle name is Gerbil David Gerbil

441
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: john Stone. That's correct, the son of Harry Gerbil john Stone,

442
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 1: my doctor. Yeah, that's my father. What's a doctor? What

443
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: does that have to do with? Your father? Told me

444
00:27:53,480 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: that I had fody eight your father, your daddy? If

445
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 1: he pulled then, my god, you keep on breaking out?

446
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: Are you saying something I don't I'm seeing you everas

447
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: the office of Harry Gerbil Johnston, m d. Yeah. I

448
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 1: why don't you ask about penal implants? Okay, we do them? Yeah,

449
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,480
Speaker 1: how soon can you get down here. I'm probably only

450
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: about three days away by driving. Okay, I'll put you

451
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: on the schedule because I got one that's just ready

452
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,400
Speaker 1: to go. It's ready to load, right, So I'm gonna

453
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,400
Speaker 1: need about three days to get this. So is there

454
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: a size choice? Is it like a map some sort

455
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 1: of Uh, it's one size fits all. Hit me and

456
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 1: this doe, Mr Doctor, let me in this doe. Sorry,

457
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: I gotta hang up. He's me. Well, what a pleasant surprise.

458
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: It's me with me Alabama. I remember you. You gave

459
00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: me how lone to live? Do you in them? Well? When? When?

460
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: When are we talking about? That's the whole point. I've

461
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: been out vigorously trying to make louve to a woman,

462
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:12,720
Speaker 1: thinking that I had a short time to leave, and

463
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 1: right before I was about to make louve to a woman,

464
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: your son shoot up. Yes, I'm starting to think that

465
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: I didn't really only have that loan to leave. Well,

466
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: you've got probably fifteen minutes now, so I don't know why,

467
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: but I trust everything you say. Doctor. I'll go out

468
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: and make louve in the next fifteen minutes. Okay, just

469
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 1: try to avoid gas leaks and if there is a

470
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: gas leak. Then separate from other people. You have a

471
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: greater chance of surviving if you are just breathing a

472
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: gas by yourself. Thank you? All right? Can I give

473
00:29:51,480 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: you a peno implant to go? Okay? All right, hello, yeah,

474
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 1: is teeth there? Look I've been getting these calls all

475
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: fucking weak. Okay, what we just just get the hell

476
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: off my goddamn line. You're clogging on my business line. Okay,

477
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: I'm not teeth. I'll talk to up hello. Okay, all right, okay,

478
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: so this is this is an online thing. Everyone's online

479
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: doing this. I'm trying to just talking for teeth. You're

480
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: just looking for teeth. Well, they're in your fucking head. Alright, asshole?

481
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: Why are you being mean to me? I have two

482
00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 1: minutes to live. You have two minutes. Oh my god,

483
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: teen minutes to live. I have two minutes to live.

484
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 1: It runs in my family was going on. I'm so sorry, sir,

485
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was expecting to call. How are you?

486
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: I do have teeth? Yes, we have teeth. Here we

487
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: have we do teeth implants, Yes, sir, up I was

488
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 1: looking for I was looking for a guy named teeth. Okay,

489
00:30:54,200 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 1: go fund yourself I see what you're doing. Hello, Yeah,

490
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: this is teeth. Can I get my messages? What any

491
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: messages for teeth? Your mother? Just really teeth, piece of ship.

492
00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 1: That's Dr Teeth to you. Hey, Dr Teeth Man. I

493
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 1: was watching that prank show that you've been putting on people.

494
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: When you've been pinting seeing people your own phone numbers,

495
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: people call somebody else and ask for you. Hey, doctor,

496
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,719
Speaker 1: that's brilliant what you've been doing. Man, Hey, it's a

497
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: pleasure always to get a compliment. My friend he talked,

498
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 1: by the way, my father has ten minutes to live.

499
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: Instead of pranking him, would you mind getting to going

500
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: down on my dad? It would be a pleasure and

501
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: an honor, sir, that would be seen to today. Oh my,

502
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: oh my, things are heating up and cooking with gas.

503
00:31:56,320 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: Christ Holy Toledo. Don't let the hands in company to

504
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 1: get ahold of that. The Electric Man Gang picture I'm

505
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 1: gonna say yes yes. Scene three comes to us today

506
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: from Philip, who wrote, Hey, out this A bunch of

507
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: weird ideas piled up while re listening the to the

508
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 1: episodes once again, So I got inspired A scene for you.

509
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: A well known DJ forgets their USB stick and only

510
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 1: realizes once he's about to start playing. Have fun and

511
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: keep it up, Philip, You're gonna love it. This place

512
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: is the ship man. They got everything they got. They got,

513
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,959
Speaker 1: they got lights, man, they got they got drinks they

514
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: got It's like dj J Electric Fire being the eyes

515
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: of the devil. Man he's talking, it's just when he drops.

516
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: Last time we tried to go club and to get

517
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: me had to sit outside the whole night. I know.

518
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: Do that fucking suck? Dude? Well, this time we brought pants,

519
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 1: so we're good. Man. Where do you? Where do you too?

520
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: Thank you're going. We're just trying to Yeah, no, I

521
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: you see your right days. I want to say your

522
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: right days. Here's what here you go? All right? All right?

523
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: You both got pants on? No, yeah, I remember you

524
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: do from last time. I remember you from last time

525
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: you showed up, but you didn't have pants on. Now

526
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: you got pants on. You know what that proves to me.

527
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: That proves to me that you are gentleman who know

528
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: how to learn something. I'm gonna move this velvet rope

529
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: out the way. You boys have a wonderful night. This

530
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: place is solid at the bouncers from Australia. Man, look

531
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: at all these las do. This is shit, man. You

532
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: know DJ you ready, man, you're ready to get out

533
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 1: there and do this thing for these people. I'm on fire,

534
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: all right. Hey, look there's two dudes out there. They've

535
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: been here. I've been watching. I've been watching the audience. Man,

536
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: they've been here every week. And these guys need the

537
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: best show of their lives. They need the best guys

538
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: who deserve it. Look, I'm gonna go out there. I'm

539
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: gonna introduce you to the Crown. I'm gonna put your

540
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: Dr Pepper beside you, beside your computer like you like it.

541
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't want to get hit in the ear again

542
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,840
Speaker 1: because I didn't get your Dr Pepper. I want you

543
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: to go out there and if this, if this room

544
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: had an a hole, I want you to rip it

545
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,800
Speaker 1: a new one. Good luck. So don't pay any attention

546
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: to the existing one, right right, just but then it

547
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: has that's but then it has seven eight holes, right right?

548
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: It still needs one more a hole to be the

549
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: most successful room. It could be a baker's wife, doesn't

550
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,080
Speaker 1: a baker what you say? A baker who watched doesn't Hey, yeah, hey,

551
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: I bake your life to Yeah, of course, good luck

552
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: to you at that, buddy, Thank you, thank you, gentlemen,

553
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: put your hands together. Oh dude, this is it. This

554
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:20,919
Speaker 1: is it. Man who's reading the party? Ready to wait

555
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: for the drop? Wait for the drop, wait for it?

556
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: Sh shut up because you lost some sets of drops.

557
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: Was ready to everybody? Seems everyone seems ready to party.

558
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: I need to see about his hands in the air.

559
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: Everybody's hands in the air. But his hands in the air.

560
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,279
Speaker 1: But his hands in the air. Oh luke, I got

561
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: in the bathroom. We're going to take a quick four

562
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 1: minute break, and then DJ Electric Fee's gonna rip the

563
00:35:55,719 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: roof off his mother as he tears it a new

564
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: a hole at the same time. Four dead air for

565
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: a club? Are you still using the urinal? Or uh?

566
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: It's just about done? Okay, do you mind if I

567
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: just sneak in real quick. I just gotta do a

568
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 1: quick pee, just so you all know. There's six other

569
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: urinals on the wall too. But do you thank you?

570
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 1: Thanks Kenny? Yeah, you know what? Guys slipping here. I

571
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 1: don't want to be a hug. No, thanks, dude. Where's

572
00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: the rest of you? Where's the rest of your penis? Oh?

573
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 1: I I'm a picker, right, so just just the head left, yeah,

574
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: I pick out it right, yeah? Yo, Electric Fee? Man?

575
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: You uh, I've never had to put the club on

576
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 1: a commercial break before, right right? Well, here's what I

577
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: don't want to cuss. I'm gonna ask you w t

578
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: F is going on here? I appreciate that very much.

579
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 1: This never happened me before, and I'm not sure what

580
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: to do about it. I seem to have left my

581
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: USB stick at home. Do you leave the stick? You

582
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 1: leave the stick? Do you understand, Electric Fee? All the music,

583
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 1: all the music is on that stick. You don't got

584
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 1: a spare stick, do you? And it's just like every night,

585
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,879
Speaker 1: every night he just goes to the club and he's

586
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: just out there partying, and like, are you doing whatever

587
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: the hell he's going? You know what you should do?

588
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: You know what you should do. You should take that

589
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: damn little USB stick that he keeps all this music on,

590
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: and you should fucking hide it. You should fucking hide it,

591
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: and you tell him, right, hide it, don't tell him.

592
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: And then when he finally figures out that you're the

593
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 1: one that hit it, then you can say yes, because

594
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: now it's time for us to sit down and have

595
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: a conversation exactly, exactly exactly. It's like, why are we talking? Like,

596
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: why does that have to be because I'm hiding his

597
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: music that we're having a conversation. Why can't it be

598
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: we're talking because we want to talk? Yes, so talk

599
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: with him. Give me the stick. Where do you want

600
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,200
Speaker 1: to put it? I don't know. Don't tell me. Don't

601
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 1: tell me where you hide it. Just hide it. Okay,

602
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hide a sword fight in the men's room.

603
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,319
Speaker 1: I've been practicing fencing. Guys. Mind if I slip into

604
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:20,240
Speaker 1: this urinal? Yeah, alright, alright, A teeny tiny here we go. Hey, guys,

605
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: how you doing the new plumber? Here? I have just

606
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: um tearing on this wall. In three seconds. This twenty

607
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: eight more urinals right on the other side of this

608
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:35,360
Speaker 1: wall right here. Just let it's amazing. Thanks. That's a

609
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: farmer's wife's bakers, doesn't farmer? Hey man? Uh that's uh.

610
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: That's some fine looking penis threads you got there. Thank you.

611
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: It's my wife made this just like a little Jane

612
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: jacket for your weener. That's nice. It's it's a it's

613
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: a denim jack. Yet, do you think we could play

614
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 1: some other music while we wait for the d J.

615
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a kid. Look, he said he's

616
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 1: gonna be out He's gonna be out here later on. Alright,

617
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: he'll be out here soon. The drugs are wearing off. Look,

618
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,439
Speaker 1: if you need drugs, I know, I know a guy

619
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: with a cup of cocaine that can take care of

620
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,439
Speaker 1: you if you need it. But borring that, just hang

621
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: out here for a while, all right, okay, Electric Feed. Look,

622
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: you go to your house and you get this thing.

623
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out there. I'm gonna try to whistle

624
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: for these people. Maybe that's gonna thanks you. Give you

625
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 1: a little break. How long do you think before you

626
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: back here? Seventeen minutes? It very good? Okay, okay it

627
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: you'll never know where I hit it. It's gone. I'll

628
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: ever see it. Did you eat it? Tell me if

629
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: you canna tell you? If I fucking ate it, I'm

630
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: not gonna okay where it is, I'll cut your stomach

631
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:48,680
Speaker 1: open together. God, okay, I'm out by. I love you.

632
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,919
Speaker 1: I love you, Oh my god, I guess I should

633
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: have another martini later. Get Randy DJ. I elect to feed.

634
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: Going to be back in sixty minutes. But until then

635
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: we got pardon, what the fuck? Sorry? If you don't

636
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 1: like what's going on here, there's a sorry fight in

637
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 1: the bedroom. You may want to go joy for a

638
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: little bit, sort from the bedroom. That's room. I'm hearing bedroom.

639
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: Is anyone else in bedroom? I heard bedroom, and I'm

640
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: already there. To make your coming, I'm going to the

641
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: men's room. Oh no, you want to go to the

642
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 1: men's room. We know to rose in the men's room.

643
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: No trousers, all right? Fine, And I suppose that there's

644
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,520
Speaker 1: a cover charge for me to check my trousers. Yeah,

645
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: there's a cover of charge. It's five dollars. Use one

646
00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: of the cubby holes. Just put the money in the

647
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: cubby hole on the left, so I put your trousers

648
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: on the right. Okay, where do I put this child

649
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: latte full of cocaine on the top of the copies? Okay?

650
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 1: There's a gosh screaming about it in the back. All right, right,

651
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 1: getting that, and you have a right guy? Hey, new guy,

652
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,919
Speaker 1: do you want to cut in? Uh? I was gonna

653
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: use one of these other urinals. Yeah, sure, fine, that's

654
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: cool if that's what you want to do. Freak, freak,

655
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 1: I'm having a stored fight down here too. Don't join them,

656
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,600
Speaker 1: come on what it wants to join my story fight.

657
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 1: You can't have a one man's sword fight. That's exactly

658
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: what ethan. Uh well, yeah, I know, we're on a

659
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: little break right now at the club, and we're waiting

660
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: on a d electric feet to to come back and

661
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: all that. But I thought, maybe, you know, in the interim,

662
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,479
Speaker 1: I could I could jump in and maybe spend some

663
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: some of the records I've been working on, some of

664
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:43,839
Speaker 1: the music I've been sending you. I don't know if

665
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: you had a chance to listen to it, but I'm

666
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm happy to go on two minutes, three minutes,

667
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: just just to keep it going. The man just about

668
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: Here's here's what I'm willing to do. I was about

669
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,520
Speaker 1: to go out there and whistle until he makes his

670
00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: way back. I was about me and you combine talents

671
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,880
Speaker 1: on this thing. You spend your thing while I whistle.

672
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: Uh well, it might be too loud to hear the whistle.

673
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm I don't want it to drown you out down

674
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:15,719
Speaker 1: in the power of my whistle. No, let's just do

675
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 1: this thing quick, let's do it. I got some I

676
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 1: have some appellation music surprised me. This is the club

677
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:38,919
Speaker 1: trying to get ready for something. Hey everybody, um, oh,

678
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 1: hey DJ she's right inside and she's very interested in

679
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: talking to you. Bye. Yeah, hey baby, Oh my god?

680
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: Is the club out yet? Is it? Is it done?

681
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: It's only eleven? I can't find my USB stick, So

682
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: if you could help me? Can you find your Why?

683
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: Is that weird? Can you find your No? No, I

684
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: need you to tell me where it is. What do

685
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: you mean you can't find your wife? You get you?

686
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm right here. What do you mean? Can you find me? Why?

687
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 1: All these stupid questions? Just help me find the USB

688
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,960
Speaker 1: Driveingney is a stupid question? Is a stupid question? Can

689
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: you find your wife? Can you find your wife? Let

690
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: me see? Yeah, sure, she's right here in front of me,

691
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 1: being a wonderful person. Yeah, damn, Mardy. What if I

692
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 1: turned into a rock and I went to the middle

693
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: of the desert. Could you find me? Then? Let's find out?

694
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: Let's do that now. Oh great, let's do that now.

695
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:35,720
Speaker 1: Let's just DG. Electric Feed is looking for his wife

696
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: right now in the desert. Apparently she's turned herself somehow

697
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: into an igneous rock. Let's watch and see what happened. Honey, honey,

698
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: a name, Helly, helly, just money. I can hear you're

699
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 1: getting louder sucked us, honey Ethan, that was great. Oh

700
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: my god, you're whistling crushed and people loved it. This

701
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: is amazing. I did. I didn't think it would go

702
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: with your appelation jam, but it really did. Electric feed.

703
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: We want more applachan whistling, more wistling or westling. I'm

704
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: on cocaine. Just just give us, give us two more minutes.

705
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna loosen up the old lips and uh, he's

706
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: gonna oil up his records or whatever he does, and

707
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 1: we'll be we'll be right back on stage with you guys.

708
00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your tongue it's split. It's it's it's

709
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: so dry. You're not gonna be able to whistle anymore. No, no,

710
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: it's always been split. I have what they called the

711
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 1: devil's tongue. Oh my god, oh my god, yes, by

712
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:57,240
Speaker 1: bifurcated tongue. Um, I never heard that word before you

713
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: You never heard bifurcated no tongue. But but but you haven't

714
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:03,800
Speaker 1: naturally split tongue. Yes, I've never heard the word tongue.

715
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: Oh tongue, Yeah, yes, Hello, um, I appreciate you thinking

716
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 1: me on such short nerve, but I'm here for my

717
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 1: surgery and i'd like to finally get this tongue into

718
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 1: proper shape. It's a little embarrassing. Well, let's get your prepped,

719
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 1: all right. Let me take a look and see what

720
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: you got in there. Oh, that is prototypical devil's tongue,

721
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:41,280
Speaker 1: man like dr teeth. Don't forget about your twelve thirty alright,

722
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: Nurse Jennis, I'll get a right to it. Tell me

723
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:46,959
Speaker 1: before we get started. You know, if Nurse Jennie still

724
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: has her soul, No, she gave up her soul a

725
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: long time ago for rocket roll. My bad, my bad,

726
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 1: late to the parties. Don't want to dance? All right,

727
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: Look I can pitch you in. I gotta see somebody

728
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: who's been picked at their penis down to the tip.

729
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds like someone who still has her soul.

730
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 1: I suppose it is. Yeah, so I've been picking up

731
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: my pp and strangely it's just the tip that stays.

732
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: You think that would be the first handsome fellow. Would

733
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: you like the rest of that penis to be six

734
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: ft long? Um yeah, why not sign here? Okay? This

735
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: is a giant contract. Um I hereby Okay, Well, so

736
00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: it kind of breaks up in English and Latin. Is there?

737
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: Just like a full English? You can initial that part

738
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: I need? You would signed last pace initial that part there? Okay,

739
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: so all the pages that are tabbed, I initial. Okay,

740
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 1: that's gonna take a minute. Let's see here. Okay, I

741
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: give up my right to wear dogs? Is that what

742
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: that says? Dogs? Yeah? Okay? Whatever? Yeah, sure I never did. Okay, Lucifer, Lucifer,

743
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: you have been in this contract making class for three weeks.

744
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna have to decide what language you want

745
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: your contracts in. It's gonna take people longer to sign

746
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,800
Speaker 1: of contracts if you use a mixture of English, Latin,

747
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: and Sanskrit. Choose one. That's right. Thank you very much

748
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 1: for saying that. Uh And again, you know we're the

749
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: seminar is gonna be a couple of weeks long, we're

750
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: all saying at the Best Western. Uh. So you do

751
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: have drinks and snacks over there for that, so you

752
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: know again, you're writing a contract is a lot like

753
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:30,359
Speaker 1: picking up a woman. Right, you want to be very

754
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 1: clear when all right, we'll get to that in a second.

755
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: All right, but I do appreciate everyone jumping in and

756
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: helping each other. Thank you very much, Gabriella's I might

757
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 1: saying that correctly. Okay, great, I wasn't Mane. I was

758
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: talking to the other gentleman who was helping out Lucifer.

759
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:53,799
Speaker 1: But my name is not really Carl. I just go

760
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: by that to help my boss out. Hey, bus bus

761
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: great news, Great news. The name Carroll is suddenly available. Wait,

762
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: what was that? The name coral? We could get you

763
00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 1: the name better than it's Carl, better than cocaine guy.

764
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 1: I think so. I think so. It's at least it's

765
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:21,920
Speaker 1: way less assuming crow, not bro. If you can assassinate us,

766
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: just let us know, because I got a combucha starter

767
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: that needs tending. To know. This new Caral name makes

768
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: me feel like I don't have to kill so many people. Hey, really,

769
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 1: that's great. Moves. Cocaine guy, coffee guy. Those are murderous names. Carl,

770
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 1: Carl might let you go today today in Minnesota or Maine,

771
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: We're not quite sure. A guy named Carl killed five

772
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: eights of the city. There's no explanation to why he

773
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: did it. He merely stood atop a building and screened,

774
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 1: I am Carl, will be all right back with this

775
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: and more DJL electric feed all right after this, right

776
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 1: and we are going live in three three to wait

777
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: a minute. Hold, you're coming backwards. I don't know if

778
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:18,799
Speaker 1: you're counting forwards or backwards. And then the tip you

779
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,439
Speaker 1: know how that guy picked it down from the tip,

780
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: but he left the ship. I just just just say

781
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: the same thing you said, Just say the same you said,

782
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 1: which one, which one? Which one? To say? The health

783
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 1: you think it's on the proplem uh more news on

784
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,839
Speaker 1: the Carl thing. I don't have anything new to add,

785
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: but I would just like to you know, they didn't

786
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: just say what you said before. They don't know about that.

787
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:44,960
Speaker 1: They don't know what happened. We're live now, we're live,

788
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: they don't know what happened. I'll just say the same

789
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: I'll say the same thing, but I'll jazz it up

790
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 1: a little. You know what you know they say, uh

791
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: l rack spell backwards is Carl? And boy, was there

792
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: one a hell of a killing today in Minnesota are Maine.

793
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,600
Speaker 1: When a guy named Carl stood on top of a

794
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 1: build again for apparently no reason at all. Open. Well

795
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 1: they are right back with this and more electric feter right? Right? Uh? Yeah, Gary?

796
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 1: What am I looking at here? Well? This is a

797
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 1: drawing of me on a boat, and then right next

798
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:33,239
Speaker 1: to it is a drawing of you and I on

799
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:36,920
Speaker 1: a boat? Right? And um so why why have you

800
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: drawn you and I in the boat? Just? Uh? Anyway,

801
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 1: the ratings are garry. Have you've been going to that

802
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,799
Speaker 1: class again? Yeah, I've been. I've trying to pick up

803
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: women in right context? Are you negging me right now?

804
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,959
Speaker 1: A little bit? Uh? I do think you're a piece

805
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: of ship. Right, But you want to be in a

806
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: boat with me? If you want to go on a boat? Right?

807
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:07,680
Speaker 1: Is there about or is this just a boat? I

808
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: mean a boat is anything on water? Yeah, there's a

809
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: lot of boats. Gare okay, talk to me. I'm here

810
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: for you. Do you want you and I to be

811
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:19,080
Speaker 1: on a boat? And if so, what time are we leaving?

812
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: Imagine yourself we are lighting whenever you want? Yes, I do, Yes,

813
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 1: I would love to be on a boat with you. Yes.

814
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 1: Do you not like working here? Real estate? I? How

815
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:38,359
Speaker 1: do I answer this? I I like working here? Right,

816
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: It's it's the clientele and the job I don't like.

817
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: Okay does that make sense? It does? Yeah, you like

818
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: working here, being around, being around me? Right, It's uh,

819
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: it's a male guy. Man. I changed my name to

820
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,919
Speaker 1: Carl for your Fox. How is that name of vail

821
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 1: of them? Like? I just got in there early? Okay?

822
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: And no, I'm not the Carl who went out a

823
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: shooting spree in Minnesota is possibly Maine. Okay, I'm not

824
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: that Carl. Yeah right, I don't have any an email,

825
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: and if I did, Carl, I think I would just

826
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:22,120
Speaker 1: you know, put it in the outgoing box. This just

827
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: in all Carl's are now considered a likely suspect in

828
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: the shooting in either Minnesota or Maine. We'll be all

829
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: right back right after this important word from Igneous Rocks.

830
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:40,720
Speaker 1: Igneous Rocks. Are you someone who likes to pick up rocks?

831
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: But I'm sure if the rock you're picking up is this,

832
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Speaker 1: That's actually the second time you said it. I think

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Speaker 1: there's a little man on your tongue yelling blood cloud.

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Speaker 1: That is our show for today. All right, let's thank

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Speaker 1: all of our alchemists. Uh, and no particular orders, starting

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Speaker 1: I've been ready to leave for about a month. No,

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Speaker 1: you again, is always dear friend. Man. Are there threats

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