1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:08,960 Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:11,719 Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,599 Speaker 1: gonna do it in style. It's time for the best 5 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: readygo you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. Sometimes 6 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:34,160 Speaker 1: life imitates art, it's the Jewel Show. Well, right now, 7 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: i'd say that life is imitating farts. Okay, really yes, 8 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:41,239 Speaker 1: either way, Every once in a while, something happens in 9 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:45,200 Speaker 1: real life or irl if you're very good, that you'd 10 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 1: only find it in a movie. Come to think of it, 11 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: life right now is kind of like the nineteen ninety 12 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 1: five classic movie Outbreak. Anyway, something happened in Argentina the 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 1: other day that is straight of a so bad, it's 14 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,120 Speaker 1: good buddy cop movie that we have to talk about it. 15 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: It has been really bad for sex parties, destroying the industry. 16 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: It really is destroying the sex party industry. Yep. It's 17 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,720 Speaker 1: hard to do that when you have to social distance, 18 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 1: you know, being six feet away, it's just not as hot. Well, 19 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 1: there's a story out of Argentina that is hilarious. About 20 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:20,280 Speaker 1: twenty couples got together at a farm over the weekend 21 00:01:20,319 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: for an underground swingers party round. Yeah, but they didn't 22 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: have permission to hold a party with that many people 23 00:01:27,240 --> 00:01:29,839 Speaker 1: during the pandemics, So of course you know what happened. 24 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: The cops came. Yeah, it's just a way to situation. Yeah, 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I know exactly who called the cops 26 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 1: on this one, because normally you don't know. You just 27 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 1: hear these stories. There was that one that was in 28 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,680 Speaker 1: Romania where the politician who is against oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: the politician who is against anybody the LBGTQ community got 30 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: busted at the gay swingers party. That was hilarious. So 31 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: there's been a lot of those stories because of COVID. Yeah, 32 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: there's always a new one every week. I don't know 33 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: the app always the reporting on that. I am because 34 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: it's hilarious. And I don't understand why these swingers continue 35 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:08,239 Speaker 1: to have these parties when they can't help. They can't wait, 36 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: they didn't need it. I get go on zoom. It's 37 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: the same. It's not the same someone else. They can't wait. 38 00:02:13,639 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 1: And also I don't have the correct music for this story. 39 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,880 Speaker 1: This does sound like it's out of a movie. It's hilarious. 40 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:23,839 Speaker 1: So there we go. That's a little better music. Yeah, 41 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: I love it. How about this one? Yeah? All right. Anyway, 42 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 1: this swingers party and Marta Pata Argentina was held without 43 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: the proper I don't know what you get for swingers party. 44 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,240 Speaker 1: Do you have to get some kind of license like 45 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 1: a I'm pretty sure that there just shouldn't be a 46 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:44,119 Speaker 1: pandemic going on. Yeah yeah, and you shouldn't be having 47 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: to stay home in social distance. Anyway, when the cops 48 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,959 Speaker 1: got there, the people at the party, they didn't run, 49 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:52,960 Speaker 1: they didn't get scared, they didn't go, oh no, the 50 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: cops have come to break up our swingers party. We're 51 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 1: not supposed to be doing this. They thought that the 52 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: cops were strippers. I said, it sounds like it's out 53 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: of a bad buddy cop. Doesn't it like we're so 54 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: excided opening the door? Yea, yeah, they're like, oh, who 55 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: planned this party? Who planned this party? Did a great job, 56 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:15,120 Speaker 1: nice little wrinkle in the party out of they were 57 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: just dressed up. Yeah, the uniform. They thought they were 58 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: dressed up in uniform. One of the cops says a 59 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,280 Speaker 1: woman pulled him aside and whispered in his ear. Look 60 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: at your eyes. You're getting me hot. It's so weird 61 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 1: as a cop to show up and everybody's just excited 62 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,760 Speaker 1: that you're there, Like, yeah, do you think one of 63 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: the cops was like, we should join it? I mean, 64 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,600 Speaker 1: I feel like you can tell the difference between rold 65 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: cops and fake cops. Don't know, but stripper cops usually 66 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,280 Speaker 1: show up with some sort of like audio equipment on 67 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: their shoulder. Yeah, they have these fake aviators and they're 68 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 1: like swinging something in their hands, like and they're gonna 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: say something a bit cheesy. Yes, they are, like, I'm 70 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,280 Speaker 1: running you a ticket for being too hot and a 71 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,560 Speaker 1: no hot ye, put the handcuffs on you and put 72 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: it out a chair in the middle of the room, 73 00:03:57,720 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: and let's get this punishment started. I'm sorry if the 74 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:04,880 Speaker 1: handcuffs are ferry give away. So anyway, this swingers parted. 75 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: They thought the cops were actually there to join the party, 76 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:10,240 Speaker 1: and they started embracing them and wanting them to do things. 77 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: All the people at the party got citations for violating 78 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: COVID protocols and Argentina, you know, you hear about these 79 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: swingers parties being broken up because of COVID. There's like 80 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: I said, there's a new story about it every single week, 81 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,479 Speaker 1: and jury boarding on it. The cops found out about 82 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: the party. Alexy brought that up a second ago. You're like, 83 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: who called the cops? Well, the three people who were 84 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 1: organizing the Swingers party got into a fight during the planning. 85 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: Oh no, what do you get into a fight about 86 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: like that? Who? I guess? Yeah, you're putting together a chart, 87 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 1: a seating chart, and it just doesn't look right to you, 88 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,720 Speaker 1: Like no, no, no no. Last time Jenny sat next 89 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: to Bob, the two of them decided to leave the 90 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:46,039 Speaker 1: other one out. People are planning to the party, so 91 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,080 Speaker 1: the person that was left out ratted them out to 92 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: the cops. Ye are your phone? Brank is coming up 93 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 1: at six twenties The Jubile Show.