00:00:08 Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty. And I said, no guests, you're our presences, presents, and I already had too much stuff. So how do you dare to surbey me? 00:00:47 Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're in the backyard. It's ninety one degrees. I'm already sweltering. Do people swelter or does the weather swelter? That's you look into that listener. I don't want to think about it anymore. It's been an interesting morning. I do need to say. I was looking for my keys all over the house, looking looking to take the dog on a walk. Eventually found them hanging from the lock in the front door. So I just want to reach out to the members of the crime community in Los Angeles and thank them for not taking advantage of me last night. They could have truly done whatever they wanted they could. I mean, there's no the car was still here, I'm alive, my library card is still there. So just thank you to the criminal element. My boyfriend is going to be so unhappy that about what I've done. Is going to demand a cognitive test and all sorts of things. But can we get into the podcast. Let's talk to the guests. Let's talk to our guest. I'm so happy to have her here. It's Malana Veintrube. Malana. 00:01:57 Speaker 3: The heat. 00:01:58 Speaker 4: The heat. 00:01:59 Speaker 3: We're all sweltering. 00:02:01 Speaker 2: We're all sweltering. 00:02:02 Speaker 3: But I don't want to think about that anymore. 00:02:04 Speaker 2: No, let's think about the key situation for a brief moment. 00:02:07 Speaker 4: I love that you thanked the crime community. We like, there's a president and a co counsel. They get together and they organize. 00:02:20 Speaker 2: Their sabotage, and they decided to take it easy on me this time. 00:02:24 Speaker 3: Yeah, they voted. They all voted, give Bridger a break. 00:02:29 Speaker 2: Just give him this once, give him this once. This has actually happened to me twice. 00:02:33 Speaker 4: Now, wow, And how do you think it'll affect your relationship because it feels like, well, I don't trust you anymore, that's for sure. 00:02:42 Speaker 2: I'm not I am not to be trusted. Well, this is truly I know what's going to happen. So the first time this happened to me was when I was single, but I then later repeated the story to my boyfriend and he was upset with me. Thought he was upset with you. Yes, you put yourself in danger. You don't live in Utah anymore, this kind of thing. You're going to be insured whatever I mean. But now the evidence is a little on my side because I've now left the keys all over town and I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine. The car is fine. Like I said, they had full access to my life, could have taken. 00:03:16 Speaker 3: Does it affect your trust in him? 00:03:17 Speaker 4: Then? 00:03:18 Speaker 2: Right, I'm starting to wonder what's wrong with this guy? What does he what does he thinks he knows everything? Meanwhile I'm doing everything right, Yeah, I mean I am slightly concerned about, truly about what's going on with my brain? What's you know this behavior? If I had been extremely drunk and stumbled into the house, that would explain things. I was stone cold, sober. Yeah, maybe I was carrying one extra thing from the car. 00:03:46 Speaker 3: Well, that's a that's demanding. Your hands were full. My hands was elsewhere. 00:03:53 Speaker 2: I have other things to worry about at ten thirty at night. 00:03:56 Speaker 3: It's not your safety is not a priority. 00:03:59 Speaker 2: Well, I mean is so? Yeah, But I don't know. We'll see what happens. This could be a pattern of behavior that people are later able to look at and say, oh, yeah, the signs were there all along. We had lost him in twenty years. More proof, it's just the poor proof is piling up. I'm losing my mind. 00:04:19 Speaker 3: But I look that you're from Utah. 00:04:22 Speaker 4: I'm from Utah, and you left, and are you happy you left? 00:04:27 Speaker 2: I'm thrilled. 00:04:28 Speaker 4: And I was just in Utah like a month or two ago, just to drive around and look. 00:04:34 Speaker 3: At how pretty things are. 00:04:35 Speaker 2: Oh so it was kind of a nature trip. Yeah it's beautiful. 00:04:38 Speaker 3: Yeah, we like, you know, stated a hotel for a few days. 00:04:40 Speaker 4: But really it was about just driving around and looking at how gorgeous everything is. Right, And I talked to a lot of well, I talked both to people who were like really in love with their Mormon hood if that's the work, and people who were so happy to have escaped their mormonhood, right, And I I loved talking to people who trashed it. 00:05:04 Speaker 2: Can you guess what what camp I fall in as a homosexual? 00:05:09 Speaker 3: You love them? 00:05:11 Speaker 2: I'm out there cheering it off. I was treated so well. Yeah, No, I mean I definitely do have families still within the Mormon Church, and they're all lovely, but as an organization. No, no, not for me. 00:05:28 Speaker 4: I once talk to a very Christian person who is like, mana, I love you, but you know, and I do believe the Jews, which I am. The Jews are chosen people. But you're going to burn in ow. 00:05:40 Speaker 3: How do you say, I'm finding friends with you. But just so you know, this is your fate. 00:05:45 Speaker 2: We've only got like fifty years max, and then you will be on fire with Satan. 00:05:50 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:05:52 Speaker 2: Yeah, that to me is like when it crosses over into social category. Just keep it to yourself. Yeah yeah, keep it to yourself. But you're in Utah. Yes, it's very pretty. What part of Utah where you went? 00:06:06 Speaker 3: Just over the Arizona border, Oh, southern Utah. Yes, So we. 00:06:10 Speaker 4: Flew into Phoenix and then drove okay, rented a car. 00:06:15 Speaker 2: And just okay, And was this like a long time coming You'd always wanted to go to Utah? Where was like, we've got nothing to do? 00:06:22 Speaker 3: Well, I had a baby, okay, and. 00:06:27 Speaker 2: Things are very uncomfortable now. 00:06:29 Speaker 3: No, it was. 00:06:31 Speaker 4: It's awesome. I love having a baby. It is the hardest thing I've ever done, but it is also so cool. But my husband and I just needed like a trip where we can go see something beautiful for like two days. 00:06:43 Speaker 3: Three days, so we're not away for too long. 00:06:45 Speaker 4: We don't want to travel too far, we don't want to be in like tight places. But he went to college in Arizona, so he has a lot of experience with it, and it was just fun to. 00:07:00 Speaker 3: Just like let him drive. He's really good at like maps. 00:07:03 Speaker 2: Oh he's really he's using paper man. 00:07:06 Speaker 4: Oh no, no, like in his head, like he's great in geography, Like he just knows where things are. We'll go to a place we've never been to before, and he just gets the lay of the land, which is wonderful because I will walk into oncoming track. 00:07:17 Speaker 2: That is absolutely I have no idea where I am at any point, same, completely lost. I've been living in the city for over a decade, so barely any idea of where it's going. So when somebody has that skill, you up. Yeah, I said, grab on and don't let go. 00:07:33 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the person. 00:07:34 Speaker 4: I'm just going to literally link elbows with the follow all over time. 00:07:37 Speaker 2: So did you you did not take baby with you? 00:07:40 Speaker 5: No? 00:07:40 Speaker 2: Okay, which was a great probably a good idea. 00:07:43 Speaker 3: Yeah, for a weekend, it's lovely right right? 00:07:46 Speaker 2: And were you did you go to Zion? 00:07:48 Speaker 4: No? 00:07:48 Speaker 3: Did you a horseshoe bend? 00:07:50 Speaker 2: Oh, horseshoe bend? I've heard of this, but I can't picture it. 00:07:53 Speaker 4: I can't remember names of things. I was so high. He's kidding. I have just didn't catalog the names. I just let him drive me places and then go woo, that is wow. 00:08:07 Speaker 3: Earth. 00:08:08 Speaker 2: But along the way you were meeting people who were Mormon. 00:08:11 Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I got a pedicure. 00:08:15 Speaker 2: Oh, what an interesting vacation you've taken. 00:08:18 Speaker 3: I needed it. 00:08:19 Speaker 4: There are things you just can't do with a small kid that you just or just don't allow yourself to do, and I needed some self care. So I did get a pedigure in a massage, and the pedicure was by a woman who was so happy to leave the church. Oh sure, and that was fun because she didn't want to get married when she was very young. That was just her first or first yeah, check mark. She was just like, I don't like any of these people. I don't want to marry them, and then ended up getting knocked up by somebody who was not in the church, right, and so she sees all of the problems with it. 00:08:57 Speaker 3: But is also still raising her two daughters in the church. 00:09:01 Speaker 2: What, oh, no, that's en. 00:09:02 Speaker 3: I think honestly, it's just because of the daycare. I think she just needs help. 00:09:06 Speaker 2: They're very helpful people. Yeah, Mormons. If you need to move, if you need help moving boxes, doing yard work. 00:09:13 Speaker 3: Childcare, why is that is that? 00:09:15 Speaker 4: Like? 00:09:15 Speaker 2: I think it's just kind of a the service is built in. It's one of the things I do appreciate about the religion, just like helping each other out without like, but then you leave, you come to LA or go out of state, and you're like, why aren't my friends just doing things for me? I'm always offering. 00:09:30 Speaker 3: But it's are you always offering? 00:09:32 Speaker 2: I love to help people me too. Actually, okay, I'm writing you down on my list. Please, just gonna beg you for please. 00:09:38 Speaker 4: I think sometimes I don't offer myself enough because I have this well I have thoughts of like, well, if somebody needs help, they'll ask me right right, or what if they don't want me to help them and then they can't say no? Like after this, I'm going to see my friend Jackie Johnson. She's like, she lives like three minutes from here, right, who had a baby and I'm like, let me come over for an hour and like, oh, the your baby or do your dishes or something, because I know what it means to be postpartum and you need help. You need people to be like I'm coming over. 00:10:08 Speaker 2: Right and as Jackie going to flee to Utah while you're there with the baby. 00:10:11 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe, but I am. 00:10:13 Speaker 4: I am afraid that that there's a part of her that's like, oh, MoMA wants to come over and I can't say no. 00:10:19 Speaker 2: So now you've become a burden, right, But there is a fine every text. 00:10:23 Speaker 4: There's also a and no worries. I can also just drop something off, you know. 00:10:28 Speaker 2: Now she's going to kind of just be floating around her house uncomfortably for an hour while I'm holding your baby. 00:10:35 Speaker 3: Give me back my baby. 00:10:38 Speaker 2: Yeah, Mormons are very helpful. And I think it's kind of also a Midwest thing. I was talking to a friend from the Midwest recently that had that similar feeling of like, I'm happy to just volunteer my services and most of my friends are like, why am I not getting paid to help you? Which seems interesting, But what are you gonna do? What are you going to do? 00:10:57 Speaker 3: I like that I mean selfishly. 00:10:59 Speaker 4: I will first, well, I like being a good person in someone's. 00:11:02 Speaker 3: Eyes, right, you love the little spotlight. 00:11:05 Speaker 4: Little Yeah, I like being like oh man, was such a sweety about that. 00:11:10 Speaker 3: I like that being my legacy. 00:11:12 Speaker 4: And I also feel good leaving them and being like, wow, I was such. 00:11:19 Speaker 3: A sweety about that. 00:11:21 Speaker 2: And that's a perfectly fine reason. And yeah, a little selfishness isn't too bad. 00:11:26 Speaker 3: There, No, it's it bounces out. 00:11:28 Speaker 2: Get the credit for being helpful or worse things to be than as sweetie. So you went to Utah for two to three days. Yeah, it was probably blazing hot. You got your nails done. 00:11:38 Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a massage, but a very bad massage by a woman who has ten children. 00:11:46 Speaker 2: Oh boy, So that was the other end of the spectrum. Was she talking about the kids during the massage? 00:11:51 Speaker 3: She talked the whole time, I know, her whole life. She was very proud of having ten children. 00:11:58 Speaker 4: She really like that was a huge part of her identity and how could it not be I have one, and I brought it up immediately. So I thought that was very impressive, even biologically. Oh of course, Well, I don't know that I want to do this one more time, and she wanted to do it nine more. She wanted to do it as many more times as possible as she could. 00:12:20 Speaker 2: Wait, she's still going. 00:12:22 Speaker 3: I don't think. 00:12:22 Speaker 4: She's of the age to keep going potentially, but she started at like twenty three. 00:12:27 Speaker 2: And right, and now she's twenty eight. 00:12:30 Speaker 3: So I mean, if you have ten and maybe I don't know. 00:12:33 Speaker 4: I don't know when menopause happens, but I don't want to do this math change the subject. 00:12:38 Speaker 2: I brought you here to have some clear answers on menopause, and I'm very disappointed. Yeah, this is shameful. If I was paying someone for massage and they told me about one of their children, I would demand a refund, But nine more after that, I would absolutely lose my mind. Yeah, that's unfair. 00:12:56 Speaker 3: It was rude. 00:12:57 Speaker 2: She was rude. 00:12:58 Speaker 3: Southern Utah has not so fold that Mormon. 00:13:03 Speaker 2: Southern Utah has leans a little bit more in the fundamentalist Mormon direction. Oh interesting, where like polygamists and that sort of thing are bubbling up a little bit more. So maybe I wonder if she had anything to do with them. 00:13:14 Speaker 3: Olygamy actually sounds like not a bad idea. 00:13:17 Speaker 2: In what way. 00:13:19 Speaker 4: Well, I'm thinking about so many things. One is like I could use help or on the house. Sure it would be great if there were multiple people. Like when when there are many moms and many kids, shit gets duck. When there's one mom and one kid, it's really hard to hold that kid and do something. So for the sake of crossing things off a list, I say more moms, I vote more moms. 00:13:47 Speaker 2: Yeah maybe I guess that kind of makes sense. But I feel like, also the problems just multiply exponentially when because the kids aren't getting enough attention and so. 00:13:55 Speaker 3: The new problems are they're socialized. 00:13:57 Speaker 2: It's got such an ideal version of what. 00:14:01 Speaker 3: And there are less men I mean, but the. 00:14:04 Speaker 2: One they're real concentrated men that are hanging around truly the worst of the worst. 00:14:09 Speaker 3: Ah, how do we know that? 00:14:11 Speaker 2: I mean documentaries? 00:14:15 Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, good point. Yeah, it's been documented. 00:14:19 Speaker 2: I will say there's a documentary called Polygamy USA, which, and I may have told the story on this podcast before the long story short, one of my college professors popped up as one of the sister wives in the documentary Teresa, and I gasped. I was watching it alone late at night and suddenly there's my math professor, one of several wives. 00:14:40 Speaker 3: Give me, if this is common knowledge, what college did you go to? 00:14:42 Speaker 2: I went to University of Utah, and so I had this professor, Teresa, who was a little odd, just had some mannerisms that weren't quite of a modern society. But no, not that many alarm bells went off, but I did like it was like something's going on here. And she always talked about her living situation, her home or her home or her spouse or whatever. But you know, yours went on than this is funny. 00:15:08 Speaker 4: It's like a reverse kind of gaitar where you just know someone's trapped. 00:15:14 Speaker 3: You talk like a trapped person. 00:15:16 Speaker 2: Just the fact that they're all their teeth are always clenched. But yeah, then the polygamy USA came out. Here's Teresa. I'm like, everything's been solved, all of my answers. Maybe eventually Teresa will listen to this podcast. We bring her on and I get more answers to my questions. But that did seem like a healthy polygamous colony. I mean, but it was also all on TV. Who knows what was going on beyond behind? 00:15:37 Speaker 4: Well, I think if it was unhealthy, they would have showcased that more on TV. 00:15:40 Speaker 2: That's true, Why not? That's the drama. 00:15:42 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's reality maybe, and. 00:15:45 Speaker 2: That's probably why they only got one season. Hmm, too healthy, Right, I'm getting more answers about Teresa's living situation. But yeah, well I'm glad you had a decent time. 00:15:54 Speaker 3: And I had a great time. I had a great time. 00:15:56 Speaker 4: I mean, I think I've also just learned and this is such a luxury lesson, don't get don't travel to get a massage. 00:16:04 Speaker 3: Don't just if you. 00:16:05 Speaker 4: Find one person in your hometown. I always go to that one person. There's one lady that I go to where I live. It's in a back room in her house. Oh, she's an older woman, very strong. 00:16:19 Speaker 2: How many kids? 00:16:20 Speaker 3: Two kids? 00:16:21 Speaker 2: Okay? Normal? 00:16:22 Speaker 3: One of them is also a messuse. 00:16:24 Speaker 2: Okay. 00:16:25 Speaker 4: She's offered for him to also massage me with her. 00:16:28 Speaker 3: They do a double hander. 00:16:29 Speaker 2: Getting less normal. 00:16:32 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:16:32 Speaker 4: Yeah, now I'm saying it out loud. I hear how it's less normal. But I was also like, well, I know it's not going to be creepy because like they're not going to be creepy with It's not like a couple, like a couple of massaging. 00:16:42 Speaker 3: It was almost creepier. 00:16:44 Speaker 2: I don't know. 00:16:44 Speaker 3: It feels like to be at massage. 00:16:49 Speaker 2: That could go in any direct. 00:16:50 Speaker 3: Okay, God, I hope Jan isn't listening to this. Jane, I love you. 00:16:55 Speaker 2: Was she recommended? 00:16:55 Speaker 4: Yes, she was recommended by my midwife when I was pregnant. She was doing like a prenatal massage. And I just keep going to her because she is so good and I like that it's not like fruit freu. I like that I can go right, heel something in my back and then go back home. But anytime I've like been like I'm just gonna relax on this vacation and get a massage, I'm like, why did I spend that money? 00:17:18 Speaker 3: I should have saved it for. 00:17:19 Speaker 2: Jan, right, because you know a good experience with Jan and massages really can be anything. 00:17:26 Speaker 3: And how do they even hire a masseuse? 00:17:29 Speaker 4: Like do they massage the manager, the hotel manager and who knows what their preferences are. 00:17:36 Speaker 2: That's such a good question. What is the like the barrier for entry there? You went to school, probably, but you've got to be able to show proof in some way. Yeah, I wonder if they have like a trial period for you and they see if anybody complains. 00:17:50 Speaker 4: I did once get a massage. This is I can't believe I'm talking about. This is I'm so unlikable. But I once got a massage at the Ohi Valley Inn, which is the best hotel ever. 00:18:01 Speaker 3: And I wasn't staying there. I just kind of kept her to It's true. 00:18:07 Speaker 4: So I went there and I got a massage in This woman massage my shoulder for like a while, like she really got in there, and I started crying because it felt so good. 00:18:15 Speaker 3: I think released something. 00:18:17 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And I told her her name is Fernanda. If you're ever at the Ohi Valley and get massage with Fernanda. And I was like, Fernanda, I cried when you massage my right shoulder. And she was like, I know, I cried with you. 00:18:35 Speaker 2: Oh no, she what did she have to cry about? 00:18:40 Speaker 5: I don't know. 00:18:40 Speaker 3: We both got to release something in that moment. 00:18:43 Speaker 4: She was feeling whatever I was feeling so much that she felt it too. I'm not sure, but it was a beautiful moment between two women in pain. 00:18:56 Speaker 1: Wow. 00:18:56 Speaker 2: Good for her just bringing it all to the massage table. Yeah, I've located a decent massage in my area, and I, of course am apparently allergic to making appointments, so I'll just show up all the time, and it never works out that I'm mad. And my last one I tried showing up, they of course wouldn't let me in, so I tried a new one. There was a filthy fish tank in the lobby. I should have known what was happening, and then just a horrible time. So you've got to find your one person, your one location and just stick to it. You're not going to like the dentist on vacation or like trying out new spots like that. 00:19:30 Speaker 3: This is a medical procedure. 00:19:32 Speaker 2: Absolutely is the most medical procedure. So yeah, you've got to be careful with these people, unless it comes as a recommendation. Somebody else wants you in the back of their house while you're on vacation or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I'm concerned for you. I'm concerned about Jan. 00:19:47 Speaker 1: Jan. 00:19:48 Speaker 3: Jam's the best. 00:19:49 Speaker 2: Maybe I'll look into Jan. I don't know. Well, Look, speaking of things that make us uncomfortable, I'm so sorry things bad situations. You agreed to be on. I said, no gifts always, that's the name of the show. If it certainly is Milana. Don't you dare you agreed to be on this podcast at some point in the past. Hard to say when I've kind of forgot or. 00:20:11 Speaker 4: Said I would do it, and then I forgot about it, and. 00:20:14 Speaker 2: I was so happy. I was so thrilled. I was excited to talk to you, and we were going to do this over zoom, which fills me with dread. Oh, I'm so tired of talking to people over zoom, and so do. 00:20:26 Speaker 3: I hate it. 00:20:27 Speaker 2: It feels awful. 00:20:28 Speaker 4: I'm so glad we get to sit in your beautiful backyard together. 00:20:32 Speaker 2: Better. 00:20:32 Speaker 3: Oh, it's so real. 00:20:34 Speaker 2: We're not waiting for the split second of delay. 00:20:37 Speaker 4: Or you know. The thing that happens on zoom which I hate when you're talking to Like it might happen when you were talking to one person, definitely happens when you're talking to more than one person, is that somebody will get muted if someone else is talking, so you can't actually like have a flow of conversation. 00:20:53 Speaker 2: It makes it so difficult to talk to another human being. I mean, we're I mean, everybody knows what a night merit is. 00:20:59 Speaker 3: But it worked out perfectly. I got a haircut six minutes away, and then I came here. 00:21:04 Speaker 2: I saw that you got a haircut on Instagram. I was like, who's cutting her hair? Click on it. The person says no longer taking new clients, but it looks like she does mostly women's hair. 00:21:13 Speaker 4: Anyway, she does do mostly women's hair, but they're probably other. 00:21:16 Speaker 3: You have a great haircut. 00:21:18 Speaker 2: I'm getting a haircut this tonight. I haven't had you don't think. 00:21:21 Speaker 3: I don't know. 00:21:22 Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll look great when you get the haircut. But a sign of a good haircut is that it grows out. 00:21:26 Speaker 2: Well, that's true, and I like my guys. 00:21:28 Speaker 3: Sid. 00:21:29 Speaker 2: Sid's a good egg. 00:21:31 Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't travel and get a haircut, and you got it right. 00:21:34 Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind going out of the country to get a haircut at some point. 00:21:37 Speaker 3: It's highly recommended. 00:21:39 Speaker 2: That could ruin a vacation. 00:21:41 Speaker 3: Yeah, that could ruin three months. 00:21:44 Speaker 2: But yeah, you you were gonna do you Look, you're trying to distract from the topic at hand, and I understand what's going on. 00:21:51 Speaker 3: I was going to do it over zoom right. 00:21:53 Speaker 4: The problem is, or the benefit is that I forgot that's my wedding anniversary. Oh thank god, tomorrow my wedding anniversary, and I was like, this would be an awkward gap in the day of our beautiful romantic day to be like, hold, I have a zoom. 00:22:11 Speaker 3: That I could have. 00:22:12 Speaker 4: Scheduled on another day, but forgot that we got married on this day years ago. So when I rescheduled then I was like, oh wait, I then have to go for my haircut to somewhere and I won't get there. But then it was in person, and it's so perfect because it serves minutes away. 00:22:30 Speaker 2: This is music to my ears. You have no idea how happy happy I was with this last minute change. I mean I did think maybe she's just playing some sort of mind game and it's to distract from something else she might do on the podcast, which is bring a gift. 00:22:45 Speaker 3: Well, I like to disrupt some shit. 00:22:47 Speaker 4: You're a disruptor, Yeah, I like a fuck up a good podcast. 00:22:52 Speaker 3: I'm a rule breaker. Well that's what people say about me. Have you ever worked moment with Malana? How is she on set? She's a rule breaker. 00:23:01 Speaker 2: Everyone hates her. She hasn't been asked. 00:23:03 Speaker 3: Back years because of all of those rules she breaks. 00:23:10 Speaker 2: She does not see why that she's sabotaging anything. Well, you're not gonna be asked back on this podcast as far as I'm concerned, because you marched into my backyard with a let's just say it, what's clearly a. 00:23:22 Speaker 3: Gift for me? How do you know it's for you? 00:23:25 Speaker 2: Because I like to make assumptions, and as I've talked about, you know, with the leaving the keys in the door and everything, I kind of have a got a mind for these things. 00:23:35 Speaker 3: Criminal community of which I am a member. 00:23:38 Speaker 2: Field yourself obviously, President and Queen. Well, we've got this brown bag. It's basically like a brown bag, and then there's an item clearly sticking out of obvious what it is, Bagett is sticking out of. 00:23:52 Speaker 5: The bag, and I'm sorry about it. 00:24:11 Speaker 2: Should we get into what's happening here? Should I open? Should I pull the bag? Oh, there's more into it. 00:24:16 Speaker 3: Didn't just bring you a loaf of bread? 00:24:17 Speaker 2: Well you could have done that. 00:24:18 Speaker 3: I guess Harvey brought you a steak. 00:24:23 Speaker 2: That steak is being used back there, had fallen over and I stuck it in the dirt. And maybe I mean this back get looks gorgeous. 00:24:32 Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It is from a place in your neighborhood. 00:24:36 Speaker 2: Do you want to say it? Book book book? Uh is a grocery store, it's a market, it's a you know, I. 00:24:42 Speaker 4: Have mixed feelings about it. Oh, I mean, well, I haven't eaten anything from there, so we'll see. But it feels like they put uh, like a small expensive market in the place where there used to be a small affordable market that people. 00:24:59 Speaker 2: Yes, it's a it's everything there is incredible. Everything tastes wonderful, it's beautiful, it's kind of comfortable. But obviously it's like when people are talking about gentrification. 00:25:09 Speaker 3: It is the epitome of it. 00:25:10 Speaker 2: We're really at the forefront with Cookbook. I will say I went in once and I get cookies there all the time. I went in and I went in and asked for a cookie and was getting ready to pay for it, and they just gave it to me, which felt so old fashioned. 00:25:25 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a nice neighborly act. 00:25:27 Speaker 2: I mean that lifted. I was happy for a week after. 00:25:30 Speaker 3: It's because of your haircut. 00:25:31 Speaker 2: It was probably I probably had just gotten a haircut. They thought this guy needs cookie, quick help him. But yes, I meant it in a nice way. Oh my god, what that fly ass haircut. Quick, give that man a treat. My head had just been shaved bald. I looked sick, and people thought I needed a cookie. No, I got a delicious cookie for free, So that, to me will make me a customer for life. Yes, I mean, all things considered, I'm probably never going to buy anything there that's not well. 00:26:01 Speaker 3: Maybe you'll try this and see. 00:26:02 Speaker 4: They did allow dogs in, which I thought was cool and well, I hope the. 00:26:07 Speaker 3: Like the food department now shuts the town food department. If you're listening, I'm just joking. But they had like a beautiful cattle dog. 00:26:16 Speaker 4: A woman came in with a beautiful cattle dog, and I have a cattle dog, so I'm attracted to them. And I went over to her and I said the thing that like I say when I'm holding my son, which is like, is your dog friendly? 00:26:26 Speaker 3: Can I say hi? Honestly, I gotta cut that shit out. I had to stop doing that. 00:26:31 Speaker 2: That is what is friendly? 00:26:33 Speaker 3: And can I pet it? Can I say hi to your dog? Listen? 00:26:37 Speaker 4: The thing that made it was very clear to me today is that dog is not interested in me. 00:26:42 Speaker 2: Yes it is. 00:26:43 Speaker 3: No, it's not that dog. 00:26:44 Speaker 4: Did not care about me that dog cattle dog specifically, and I should have known this because my dog is the same way. 00:26:49 Speaker 3: Does not care about anybody but it's person. 00:26:51 Speaker 2: Is that true? 00:26:52 Speaker 3: Yes, and they pick up person that's their person. 00:26:55 Speaker 4: Maybe not maybe not all cattle dogs, but that dog looked a lot like mine, and that's how mine would behave. 00:26:59 Speaker 2: But this is cattle dog in the city. 00:27:01 Speaker 3: Cattle dog in the city. 00:27:03 Speaker 2: Children's But it's gotta be interested in other people. It's not chasing sheep or anything. 00:27:08 Speaker 3: I mean, it was very nice. 00:27:10 Speaker 4: I was wearing a red bandana, which I am going to not put on my dogs. 00:27:13 Speaker 2: Of course, everyone should have at least one band. 00:27:16 Speaker 3: Influence as a dog fluencer. 00:27:17 Speaker 2: Do you not own any bandanas for a dog? You know? 00:27:20 Speaker 4: My friend Stevie Nelson used to make bandanas for dogs and she gave me one like early pandemic, but I don't know that I still have it, and I don't know. So the answer is no, my dog does not have a meddana at the moment. 00:27:32 Speaker 2: We've got to get some for your dog quick. It makes a dog look incredible, I know, so sporty and fun. 00:27:37 Speaker 3: Does your dog have bandana? 00:27:38 Speaker 2: I do have some bandanas, but I'm always scared when I tie them around her neck that it's gonna get caught on something. I think if a phobia of things getting caught on things. I don't wear metal rings because I went somewhere with high school with someone whose finger got ripped off by a ring getting caught on something. Little, yeah, nightmare situation visual. So that sort of thing scares me. So when I put it on her, it's got to be like, this is just temporary for you to look cute for a few minutes, and it made it. But okay, so you just with cattle dogs, you're saying you shouldn't approach them. 00:28:12 Speaker 3: I think I got to cut it out with all dogs. I think I come on too strong. The dog doesn't care. I think when I'm with my. 00:28:19 Speaker 4: Son, it's fine because I'm like, I want it. I want to introduce you to the world. I want to walk around and touch all the flowers and meet all the puppies. 00:28:27 Speaker 3: And he's he gets such a kick out of it, but it's not worth it for me. It's like the dog's mom was like, yeah, you. 00:28:34 Speaker 2: Could say what okay, that she's in the wrong. That person, you do not bring your dog in public. Unless you want to be excited about other people being excited. 00:28:43 Speaker 3: About, right, right, Maybe that's what it was. Maybe she's a bitch. 00:28:46 Speaker 2: That person is not nice. That's not a nice person. 00:28:49 Speaker 3: That's what I should have said. I shouldn't have called a woman a bitch. I'd take it back. She was just not nice. 00:28:54 Speaker 2: I just for the record, I did not repeat. I mean, I I think this person should be run over or something jailed, jailed at the very least. But that to me when some when I'm excited about another person's pet and they're like, they act like I'm annoying. I'm like, you've brought this into a grocery store or whatever. 00:29:15 Speaker 4: Piny grocery store. I'm gonna bump into this dog. I'm I supposed to pretend it's not. 00:29:18 Speaker 2: Adorable, right, that that sort of person is. I don't want anything to do with them. 00:29:24 Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the problem problem. 00:29:28 Speaker 2: I mean, in this situation, I'm absolving you. I hope that whatever authority takes her dog away from her. I hope she loses everything. I'm just going to say, I hope she leaves the keys in the lock and her home is taken by thieves bandits. 00:29:44 Speaker 4: As the president Queen of the crime community. 00:29:47 Speaker 3: I will see it. 00:29:47 Speaker 2: So send your minions to take care of this person, because that, to me is unacceptable. But okay, so you were at the cookbook grocery store. 00:29:57 Speaker 3: And so everything else in here too born here. 00:30:00 Speaker 2: I mean, okay, So what I've taken out so far is what I assume is prosudo. 00:30:05 Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've written it on there. 00:30:06 Speaker 2: Yes is pros. 00:30:07 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's these are these are cons? Oh no, no, no, those are that is persudo. And then this I also wrote on there. I just did what a nice Jewish girl would do, and I came over with some pork. 00:30:17 Speaker 2: The h Yeah, because this is salami, several types of salom, different kinds of called a clando grande. 00:30:25 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never heard of me, I wrote getically. I don't know if any of those are spelled right. 00:30:30 Speaker 2: Solando grande sounds like a sexy man. I feel like that's somebody from so uh, what should I be doing with this? Making a sandwich, ripping bread, eating meat. 00:30:42 Speaker 3: You could rip off a piece of bread and make yourself a little sandwich with that, sons wonderful to me? 00:30:46 Speaker 2: Is this something you do for yourself? 00:30:48 Speaker 3: I love a cheeseboard or a meat board. 00:30:50 Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you feel about the explosion of the rcutery meat board? 00:30:56 Speaker 3: Couldn't be more into it? 00:30:59 Speaker 2: You were shaking your head in such a no way. 00:31:01 Speaker 4: No, it's just I was just like vaklemped for a second. I was like, oh, yes, it's a great dinner for me. I would like I am happy to have a cheeseboard for dinner. 00:31:12 Speaker 2: I love a cheeseboard as a like, oh, it's just in a room. Yeah, what am I describing here? Trap? But you know, like you show up in your escape room just. 00:31:23 Speaker 3: Ch you gotta eat your way out. 00:31:28 Speaker 2: You are not leaving this room. 00:31:29 Speaker 3: Until all that breeze is gone. 00:31:31 Speaker 2: But as a full meal that I'm confused. I don't know what to do. 00:31:34 Speaker 3: I mean, it's basically a sandwich. 00:31:36 Speaker 2: Right, But it's the same thing with me with like tapas or small plates or whatever. I'm never quite sure how much I'm supposed. 00:31:43 Speaker 3: To eat as much as you possibly can. 00:31:47 Speaker 2: But that's my problem. I'm like a dog. If there's food in front of me, I will eat until I am like I'm sick. So I need somebody to be like, this is your plate of food. This is all you get and then there will be no more. 00:32:00 Speaker 4: Months ago, I went to the wedding of some of my very favorite people, and they're very smart because they're my favorite and they had a table that was just all you can eat charcuterie section. 00:32:13 Speaker 2: Oh. 00:32:13 Speaker 4: It was a part of their wedding that was they had a cheese and meat person whose whole job was just continue to refill the cheese, meat and honeycomb clutch. 00:32:23 Speaker 2: Wait, is this when you're actually eating the honeycomb? 00:32:27 Speaker 3: I think you can. 00:32:29 Speaker 4: Which is I love honeycomb. I don't know why it's so expensive. I rarely have it because I don't know why. 00:32:36 Speaker 3: But I love honey on a cheese plate. I think it's mandatory. 00:32:38 Speaker 4: There needs to be something sweet, right, and that is why you should vote for me. 00:32:46 Speaker 3: And charcuterie king. 00:32:49 Speaker 4: I believe there should be something sweet on every cheese and meat. 00:32:53 Speaker 2: Born right, and so you think. But mostly honeycomb. 00:32:56 Speaker 3: I love a honeycomb. 00:32:57 Speaker 4: It's such a lovely It's also like I love that it's a reminder of where the honey came from. 00:33:03 Speaker 3: I love that it's like and this is a little bit of the bee's hole. 00:33:08 Speaker 2: It kind of scares me. It makes me feel it reminds me of insects, and I'm always a little uncertain about what to even do with it. 00:33:16 Speaker 3: I don't actually know either. 00:33:17 Speaker 4: I just chew on it and then I guess you are left with wax, and then you don't eat that part. 00:33:22 Speaker 3: So there's I don't know, I could be wrong. 00:33:24 Speaker 2: There's part of it that is edible and then part of it that just becomes wax in your mouth. I think, so fascinating. 00:33:31 Speaker 3: Or just that a friend I guess. 00:33:33 Speaker 6: At the bride in the situation as he's got them. 00:33:37 Speaker 2: Yes, so you do love one of these boards. I love them too. I feel like some people have taken it a little far. You'll see, like some Instagram influencer just like dumping candy on a board and calling it at charcooterie. 00:33:49 Speaker 3: Have you seen that stare they? 00:33:50 Speaker 2: It's really crazy candy? 00:33:52 Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I demanded something sweet, but it needs to be of the earth. 00:33:55 Speaker 2: No, you'll you will. Uh. I don't know how I get into these things, probably because I fin some insane people, obviously just for my own entertainment. But you'll see one of these boards. They start with the board and then they're just dumping Halloween candy all over it. And it's like, this is just literally a board covered in candy. 00:34:12 Speaker 4: Now, although now and then I'm thinking about it, I bet candy corn and cheese and cheese would make a really delicious little bite. 00:34:23 Speaker 2: I mean I despise candy corn. But what you were describing earlier with the honeycomb, I mean it sounds like, texturally and flavor wise might be closed. 00:34:30 Speaker 4: Yeah, honey or jam on cheese and cracker. 00:34:34 Speaker 2: Oh, jam on a breakfast sandwich. Have you ever had that? 00:34:38 Speaker 3: I mean, that's like what turkey and cranberry sauce is. 00:34:41 Speaker 4: It's like the benefit there should be more fruits and salad and sandwiches. 00:34:45 Speaker 2: Although I will say some cranberry can be disgusting. You've got to get a good sauce. I used to work at a place where we made a good cranberry sauce will not be named on the podcast. They accuse me of burglarizing it. Oh, but they made a very good cran. 00:35:00 Speaker 3: Can you back up a second. You worked at a place that accused you of being a thief. 00:35:06 Speaker 2: I worked at a bakery and I don't know the late oughts and maybe mid aunts time is nothing, but I worked there. I was the night shift manager. 00:35:18 Speaker 3: Already a sketchy shift, I know. 00:35:19 Speaker 2: The sketchiest shift of all. I guess graveyard is probably the sketchiest. Okay, but they didn't have a graveyard shift. I worked as the night shift manager, was an A plus employee. I was so good about everything. Quit, didn't get another job, returned to the job in a smaller position. Two or three weeks later, the place was burglarized. Now, when we talk about burglary, that is when you're breaking in with a mask on and stealing things without a weapon. It doesn't matter. 00:35:49 Speaker 3: Wow, basically that matters. That matters. 00:35:51 Speaker 2: I guess armed robbery is the other option. 00:35:53 Speaker 3: Got it. 00:35:54 Speaker 2: So this was, as far as I know, not an armed robbery. So money was stolen, and then suddenly I'm getting called the city police to go down to this station and be interrogated. I've been an interrogation room. It was just a good cop scenario. It wasn't like they didn't send in the bad guy after me or anything. 00:36:12 Speaker 4: What kind of question, why do you how do you know they weren't just trying to get some information and. 00:36:17 Speaker 2: Not what they were asking for. Alibi? Yes, yeah, and I will say this cop was truly terrible because they said where were you. Let's say the robbery happened on Tuesday night, They said, where were you Wednesday night? And I told them and I was like, but just for your information, I can tell you where I was the night of the robbery as well Tuesday. And so then the cop was I think that was probably the the clinch for them, where it's like, well, this person's willing to volunteer all kinds of information, including correcting the case, getting the case back on track. 00:36:51 Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was my job. 00:36:54 Speaker 2: So that was not enough for my employer. They kind of slowly took me off the schedule and I never I think I never returned. I may have gone back for a third job. I'm my job history is out of control. 00:37:07 Speaker 4: What a weak way to fire somebody. They just like kind of soft ghosted you, right. 00:37:13 Speaker 2: Just confront me or just fire me, right, just let yeah, I don't slowly take my hours off. We all know what's happening. 00:37:21 Speaker 4: Also, I just can't imagine you putting on a mask and breaking in. 00:37:26 Speaker 3: I think if it was like if they accused you of. 00:37:29 Speaker 4: Like, you know, siphoning some money from the registrar. 00:37:33 Speaker 3: I could see you doing that, no offense. 00:37:35 Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I have that much of an edge, Yeah, you. 00:37:38 Speaker 4: Got it, just enough of an edge here has just grown out enough that I'm like, can't trust this guy. 00:37:42 Speaker 3: You could be dangerous. 00:37:43 Speaker 4: But putting on a mask and breaking in no way too sweet. 00:37:51 Speaker 2: I will say, if I were going to do that, my sense of guilt and uh being uh fear of being caught would drive me to put a mask on. I wouldn't go in bare face, certainly, especially with red hair. 00:38:02 Speaker 3: Ever caught, because I caught before the. 00:38:05 Speaker 2: Door was closed, opened, lock picked, whatever you do when you're burglar. So now I'm revealing that I probably shouldn't try to burglarize a place. 00:38:13 Speaker 3: No, I think you're. 00:38:14 Speaker 4: Revealing that you couldn't have because you don't know how. 00:38:18 Speaker 2: But yeah, I was accused of that. And have you ever been accused of a crime, Not that I could, have you ever committed a crime? 00:38:26 Speaker 4: I mean I've done some petty thefts when I was really young, like must have been like maybe kindergarten, first grade, maybe second grade. At the oldest. I stole some chapstick from the supermarket. I was with my grandfather at the grocery store and he must have seen me do it, or maybe he saw it when we got home or something. But I will say that my family were from Uzbekistan. There's like some olds, there's some you know, ways of parenting that are not congrued with I would like to raise my child. And they sat me down, my grandfather and my mom sat me down, and they go, so we know about the chaps, and. 00:39:12 Speaker 3: I what, how how did you find out? Well, the police called us and they're coming. 00:39:22 Speaker 4: And they just basically had me cry and apologize and they're like, I promise to never do that again. 00:39:32 Speaker 3: Jail. They're like, okay, we'll call off the police. But I was up to you this whole time. 00:39:40 Speaker 4: It was that, it was that, it was like such it was a lie to teach me to not lie. 00:39:46 Speaker 3: Did you ever It's a big part of my upbringing. 00:39:48 Speaker 2: Actually did you ever steal again? 00:39:51 Speaker 3: Yes? 00:39:51 Speaker 2: Okay, so totally ineffective. 00:39:53 Speaker 4: And gave you a But again, it was always like just like stupid little skin care products, stupid girl thing. 00:40:01 Speaker 2: But I support that. I support that. I feel like I've talked to a friend who she's like, you know, there's like basically the tax on women, which is all this shit we have to buy to just be alive, So why not steal it? And I'm full support. 00:40:17 Speaker 4: Yes, but it's not the brand's fault that there's a tax on it. 00:40:21 Speaker 3: I still feel bad about it. 00:40:22 Speaker 4: Thanks for your thank you for offering me redemption, but I smack it out of the way. 00:40:28 Speaker 3: I do not want it. I still feel guilt about it, and I shouldn't have done it. 00:40:32 Speaker 2: I will say. My sister has two young daughters and just too, just too, but they have well, the older one has kind of the shoplifting in the family has obviously gone through the roof since she probably turned four or five, because they'll get out of the store. I have been a nightmare grocery trip and suddenly there's like, where did this come from? Yeah, it's like, well that my niece grabbed it, and there's no returning to the store at that point with a hair read exhausted. 00:41:01 Speaker 4: And that's the other thing too, is I think my parents could have my mom and my grandfather could have made it a lesson of like going back to the store right and returning the thing and then actually like making icon. I mean, you know what, they didn't do that, and I still learned my lesson over time. That's actually the biggest relief in parenting for me, as I am like putting so much pressure on myself to do this right. Is remembering how much my parents did wrong and how awesome I turned out. 00:41:27 Speaker 2: Right, I mean, and you see, I mean truly awful people raising children and the kids turn out okay. Yeah, children are pretty resilient and are able to I think we'll just kind of be who they are, right, because then you see incredible people try to raise a child and the child ends up a menace. Yes, So it's I mean, and this is why I simply won't have children, because I can't roll that die. 00:41:48 Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's a big die to roll. That's why I think I'm going to stop at one. 00:41:51 Speaker 2: Right, just take care of what happens I'm done, or have ten, and then increase your odds of some of them being okay, that's true, or drastically crease actually, because you can't pay attention to. 00:42:01 Speaker 4: Just totally lose my whole sense of being, just become a shell of a person. 00:42:07 Speaker 2: So I have these various meats, bread, one other thing in there, and let me reach back into the bag here, let's see. Oh what wait what I don't understand why. 00:42:18 Speaker 3: This is a little bit. It's from our wedding. 00:42:21 Speaker 4: It was like a little gift we handed out, or we had a tiny little wedding in our backyard. 00:42:25 Speaker 2: Did you get I think during pandemic? 00:42:28 Speaker 4: Yes, okay, right right, And and so it was like literally fourteen people in our backyard, all spaced out. We had like a hugging wall, like a plastic little It was very sad. I think in retrospect, even knowing what I know now, I would have just let people be maskless and hugged each other and roll the right of ties. 00:42:47 Speaker 2: Because outdoor transmission doesn't really. 00:42:49 Speaker 4: Yeah, and I would have hugged my mind like was like, Mom, you can't hug me on my way. 00:42:52 Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm gonna hug you anyway. 00:42:55 Speaker 4: And well, you know, we just have like all of these very sad group photos in masks. 00:43:00 Speaker 3: It's so sad. 00:43:02 Speaker 4: But it was outdoors, and so I and it was in August, and it was it was tomorrow is our anniversary, right, So I wanted to bring this as proof that married. 00:43:14 Speaker 3: It's a little fan. 00:43:15 Speaker 2: Should I take it out and fan myself? 00:43:17 Speaker 3: Please? 00:43:17 Speaker 4: I think you should see here the crinkling on the mic. I think it's good sound. 00:43:22 Speaker 2: People love a crinkle. People love a crinkle. Look at this. I'm gonna John Bradley, our wonderful engineer for the day, would you mind just recording me film me fanning myself in this terrible heat, just for posterity we might Oh, that feels incredible. I should have taken this out first. This, I mean I should offer this to a guest when we're doing this in the backyard. 00:43:48 Speaker 3: Oh, that's nice. 00:43:49 Speaker 2: Am I doing this correctly? 00:43:50 Speaker 3: Yeah? 00:43:50 Speaker 4: I don't know. 00:43:51 Speaker 3: Does it feel good? 00:43:52 Speaker 2: Then? 00:43:52 Speaker 3: Yes, it feels incredible. 00:43:54 Speaker 2: Yes, I'm having a wonderful time. Now We've got a little footage for but I'm going to keep fanning my Do you want to find yours? 00:44:00 Speaker 3: Thanks for the offers, I'm good. 00:44:03 Speaker 2: So every member of your wedding party had one of these? 00:44:06 Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got a bunch made on Etsy. 00:44:08 Speaker 2: It feels terrific. 00:44:10 Speaker 3: Thanks. 00:44:10 Speaker 2: Why I'm gonna put this in my bag? 00:44:12 Speaker 3: Good? 00:44:13 Speaker 4: I honestly, that was part of the thing that I when I thought about what to not. 00:44:17 Speaker 3: Bring you right right right? 00:44:19 Speaker 4: Of course, I just wanted it to be something that is not going to just take up space in your life. 00:44:25 Speaker 2: Use God bless you. I mean, look, I've received a lot of gifts and of course got some items that are simply just occupying space in my home and I have no idea what to do with. 00:44:36 Speaker 1: Yeah. 00:44:36 Speaker 3: I'd like for there to just be not another plastic thing. 00:44:39 Speaker 2: Yeah, everything here will this food will be eaten, thank God. Then I'll have something to keep me cool in case the car breaks down and I'm on the side of the road or that kind of thing. I will say. The van is beautiful. 00:44:51 Speaker 3: It's like thanks hand car of something. It's laser cut. 00:44:55 Speaker 2: Laser cut. Yeah. No, if someone did this with hands, they exhausted, might be no more hands. Yeah, that's what they would do one and then die. Laser cut. How did you did you just google. 00:45:07 Speaker 3: A lot of stuff on Etsy? I like a custom thing. 00:45:10 Speaker 2: Right right? Have you bought any fun custom things? 00:45:14 Speaker 3: Yeah? 00:45:15 Speaker 4: For Valentine's Day, I got my husband like a cup with like my son's name on it. And on the other side is it's like a little travel mug. So, like, you know, we're trying to cut down on our waist. So when he goes to the coffee shop, he has to present this kind of embarrassing cap the mug with him. That's the goal. I just you know, just and and also it just like claims him as mine wherever he goes, right, that's nice. Yeah he'll never get out. 00:45:41 Speaker 3: And yeah I got my. 00:45:44 Speaker 4: Son a crown for his birthday that's his name on it. That was very cute and made him look like the little prince. Everything that I can't even customized, I would. 00:45:53 Speaker 3: Customize, right. 00:45:54 Speaker 2: I need to get into that game. That sounds like a fun times. 00:45:57 Speaker 3: It makes for a better gift. 00:45:58 Speaker 2: Oh, of course the old gift at the name on it. Somebody gave me a robe with my name on it. I feel great. 00:46:05 Speaker 3: Got you a robe? 00:46:06 Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding. It's a great gift. 00:46:08 Speaker 4: At the hair salon that I was at six minutes away, they had these amazing robes and I got one for myself and for my mom. 00:46:16 Speaker 2: Is it a like a what types of robes are we talking about? A night robe? A bathrobe? 00:46:21 Speaker 3: I think it's a day road day robe. 00:46:24 Speaker 4: It's a very light, airy, like a good summer throw on robe. It's very thin, and it's dyed in this beautiful way that makes it look like marble. It's called ice dyeing. I've asked too many questions about this robe. I'm like, how did you get it this way? But yes, look it up. Ice dyeing. 00:46:41 Speaker 2: Okay, I've heard about ice Wait is that when like the Actually I have not heard about it. 00:46:47 Speaker 6: I don't. 00:46:47 Speaker 2: I think maybe i've heard about it where the ice melts and slowly dies it. 00:46:51 Speaker 4: Yes, where you like put like a powder color on something and then the ice melts and it like creates almost like a marble psychedelic. 00:46:59 Speaker 2: Oh that sounds lovely. It's like a new form of tied. 00:47:03 Speaker 4: The woman who made the robes was there and she told me that she learned about it in summer camp. 00:47:08 Speaker 3: Oh that's great. 00:47:10 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like one of the few skills that you can take from summer camp and turn into a business. Yeah this basket weekends or friendship bracelets. But that doesn't feel like baskets are all the rage. 00:47:20 Speaker 3: Baskets are Baskets are so expensive? 00:47:23 Speaker 2: Are they back in? 00:47:25 Speaker 4: I think they've been in. I love a basket. My house is covered in them. 00:47:29 Speaker 2: I adore a basket. But I didn't know that they were kind of the rage. 00:47:32 Speaker 4: I just think they're I mean, they're ridiculously expensive. You go to the container store and I'm constantly like. 00:47:38 Speaker 3: How for this? 00:47:40 Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think at least at the container store they would have a reasonable basket. 00:47:43 Speaker 4: No, the container store is the most overspriced of stores that carry containing things. 00:47:50 Speaker 2: What are you putting in your baskets? 00:47:52 Speaker 3: Everything? Everything? Everything? 00:47:55 Speaker 1: I have. 00:47:56 Speaker 3: I have baskets for like blankets by the couch. 00:47:59 Speaker 4: Oh that's a good we have like a little I've got a lot of like open shelving in my house, so I have like baskets where I. 00:48:05 Speaker 2: Just hide things right where it doesn't look like trash. 00:48:08 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, right. Papers. 00:48:10 Speaker 4: I recently like have a section now by the entry of my home where I just put the garbage from. 00:48:16 Speaker 3: The packages I open. 00:48:17 Speaker 4: Oh right, right, because the garbage just stays in the entryway, or the package just stays in the entryway. 00:48:22 Speaker 3: So there's like a basket for package garbage. 00:48:25 Speaker 4: Right. 00:48:26 Speaker 3: Trying to be less of a slob. 00:48:28 Speaker 2: It's very hard, it's very different. 00:48:30 Speaker 4: You need to create a system, and then you need to uphold that system. 00:48:33 Speaker 2: Right. 00:48:34 Speaker 3: I can only do the. 00:48:35 Speaker 2: First if you let go for a second. Good luck, good luck ever returning. Yeah, I mean I just was manically opening mail before you came, and I'm like, I left half of it unopen. I'm like, that's going to create a problem in my life if I don't. I'm act quickly. 00:48:47 Speaker 3: Imagining the Chris Catan character Mango eating the apple. I'm imagining you. 00:48:54 Speaker 2: Opening socially what was happening and it did not work? But baskets food, bread, I'm looking at it all I'm thinking about picnics. 00:49:04 Speaker 3: Do you want to eat any of it? 00:49:06 Speaker 2: Is that? 00:49:06 Speaker 3: Where to do on? 00:49:07 Speaker 2: Eat in front of you? 00:49:08 Speaker 3: Okay? 00:49:09 Speaker 2: Do you want to eat? 00:49:10 Speaker 4: No? 00:49:10 Speaker 2: Okay, I'll eat it later. 00:49:11 Speaker 1: Then. 00:49:11 Speaker 3: I don't want to give people that auditory experience. 00:49:14 Speaker 2: Right, I mean, I feel like maybe I should try a little, but I'm gonna take the mic away. I'm just gonna try some of this. I'm sure. Do you want some to John? Do you want some? 00:49:24 Speaker 3: I'll try a little. 00:49:25 Speaker 4: Prosudo there's only a few pieces in each that okay, then let's each have some. 00:49:29 Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, I'm dropping it. 00:49:32 Speaker 4: I think there actually are like three pieces of each of the different kinds of pork. 00:49:37 Speaker 1: Yay. 00:49:40 Speaker 2: I'm holding the mic pretty far away and quietly chewing. But that's I'm eating some sort of salami and it's phenomenal. I mean, what if it was disgusting, but it's just gagging here. 00:49:55 Speaker 3: Have you ever been to a Russian deli? 00:49:57 Speaker 4: No, so Russian deli's they I mean, honestly, life hack for anyone who loves the charcuterie board. Fine Russian delis or Armenian delis. They're all over Lose Phelas and West Hollywood, right and get your salamis from there. It's so much cheaper and it's delicious. It's all the same stuff that you would get at this gentrified deli, right. 00:50:20 Speaker 2: And those delis really know what they're talking about. So they've been there for years, right, years, like it's been. 00:50:27 Speaker 4: I grew up having all of the deli meats at my house and it was never like prepackaged. 00:50:31 Speaker 3: It was always sliced in front of you. 00:50:33 Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this persudo and then we're gonna you will not hear me too. 00:50:37 Speaker 3: The prescudo is yummy. 00:50:40 Speaker 2: Oh that is a beautiful piece of meat. Wow, he's talking about the pursudo. We're talking. I mean, this place is very good. Look it's got its downfalls, but they make a good grocery. They have beautiful flowers too, which I'm always and I. 00:50:55 Speaker 4: Hear they're like brought in from the farm, and that makes me a little It's kind of like a small, over priced farmer's market exactly. 00:51:02 Speaker 2: It's a real concentrated farmer's market situation. So when you feel like splurging on groceries, it's not the worst thing in the world. 00:51:10 Speaker 3: It's still pretty bad. But okay, I. 00:51:13 Speaker 2: Will say, Cookbook, I'm on your side because of the free cookie. I will never betray you. John. How do you feel about it? You're two thumbs up. 00:51:23 Speaker 3: It's delicious. 00:51:26 Speaker 2: We're having a terrific little picnic here. I know slamy is something that I love so much that I'll eat it to the point that I feel that I hate it. Does that make any sense where I'm like, oh what am I doing? This is gross? But up until that point, I'm going crazy. 00:51:41 Speaker 4: I have that with caramel actually, oh reason, I used to be really into the caramel Sundays at McDonald's and now and I've had so many now that the thought of it makes me not. 00:51:51 Speaker 2: Shoush right, right, Yeah, I've I'll go through periods where I eat something to point of destruction for it. The enjoyment, but we have this disease just not having self control. Yeah, well, I think we should play a game. 00:52:06 Speaker 3: Now. 00:52:06 Speaker 2: We're gonna play a game called Gift Master. I need a number between one and ten from you. 00:52:12 Speaker 3: Six. 00:52:12 Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some like calculating. You can promote, recommend, do whatever you want for a minute. You've got the microphone. 00:52:18 Speaker 4: I'm just gonna eat swami loudly into the microphone. 00:52:21 Speaker 2: Okay, I'll act quickly. 00:52:23 Speaker 4: I have a movie coming out very soon, I think in September, early September. It's called Out of Office. It was written directed by Paul Lieberstein. You guys know him as Toby from the Office, but hopefully you know him from a lot of other things. It has an incredible cast Leslie Jones, Ken Jung j Farrow, Emily Pendergast, who is a groundling and is going to be a huge, huge, huge, huge huge star. Elaine Carrol, who was also a longtime friend and is also brilliant. You should follow her on TikTok because her things are hilarious. Anyway, it's gonna be on Comedy Central and maybe also some other streaming thing. 00:53:03 Speaker 3: I actually am bad at this. I don't have all the information. I should have looked it up. Are you ready? 00:53:09 Speaker 2: I'm fully ready. And that was great. Basically you gave them the title of the movie out of Office, and so they can now type that Ristine. They type that into Google melding. 00:53:18 Speaker 3: That was the hardest thing I've ever done. It was corfri hated it. 00:53:22 Speaker 2: And now people can go watch the movie by either screaming it into their Apple TV or whatever, and the computer will find it for good. 00:53:29 Speaker 3: Nobody yet soon soon, no one ever. 00:53:31 Speaker 2: Yeah, right, but type those things into Google or however you find things, and you'll find it. 00:53:37 Speaker 3: You get it. 00:53:38 Speaker 2: This is how gift master works. I'm gonna name three gifts, three things you can give away, and I'm gonna name three celebrities. You're going to tell me which person you'll give which gift and why Oh yeah. 00:53:50 Speaker 3: I love this game. Okay, this was an audience suggestion. 00:53:54 Speaker 2: None of these are audience suggestions. Oh okay, this is for better or worse entirely me just typing random things into a Google doc and then uh, and. 00:54:04 Speaker 3: Then I pick a number and here we are. 00:54:05 Speaker 2: Yeah, here we are, so here this is uh, these are the three gifts you're going to be giving away. Number one, this is a huge gift, actually an NFL franchise, so that you'll be giving basically a football team, billion dollar organization. Does a single team make billions of dollars? 00:54:22 Speaker 3: It's hard to tell a single team as a franchise. Yes, got it? 00:54:25 Speaker 5: Yes? 00:54:26 Speaker 2: Uh, and I am you know sports expert. Number two is a stolen piece of art, which is exciting. Yes. And then finally a vape pen. So that's a smaller gifts. 00:54:38 Speaker 3: Okay, NFL team, stolen art, vape pen. 00:54:41 Speaker 2: Yes, and then you'll be giving them to these people. Number one is Terrence Howard, who's kind of an interesting celebrity, has got his own brand of math, and then recently was making some big claims about saving the world with hydrogen. I believe he's kind of someone who talks a lot about science in a way that if you didn't know anything at all, you might think that guy knows what he's doing. But you're familiar, right, I'm gonna need you to pull Terrence Howard. Let's say he was an empire. 00:55:09 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's kind of like beautiful, is Terrence Howard? Beautiful? 00:55:14 Speaker 2: I feel like, Yeah, Terrence Howard's kind of a I've never he's always kind of looked like a dirt bag to me. 00:55:21 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's gorgeous. 00:55:22 Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean okay, maybe I know too much. 00:55:27 Speaker 3: He talks about science, that's his thing. 00:55:30 Speaker 2: I mean, he had this kind of famous interview where he's like, I've created a new type of math. That's just like anyone could be like, no, you didn't, that's wrong. 00:55:40 Speaker 3: Okay. 00:55:41 Speaker 2: And now more recently he's dragged some country into like he had this big news conference where he's like, I'm going to save everyone. I thought of a new way to restructure hydrogen or something. It's like again, people who know what they're talking about were like, no, you didn't, that's you were just out of your mind. 00:55:57 Speaker 4: It would be really fun to be a follower of him, Like, it would be really fun to be on board to just believe, oh yeah, did just be like this guy figured it out? He has all the answers. I am, what's what's the expression? Attacking my car on it. 00:56:11 Speaker 2: Patching my wagon to his star? Warn is that how it goes? John? Do you have any idea? John shaking his head. 00:56:19 Speaker 6: No, caboosing to his train. Yeah, Well okay, great, so Terrence Howard. Number two is Sandra Lee. Are you familiar with Sandra Lee? Semi homemade with Sandra Lee. She dated Andrew Cuomo at some point, but it's mostly known for cooking and well, no, she's known for putting a bunch of crap on tables. 00:56:37 Speaker 3: Never mind, I don't know who Sandral is. 00:56:39 Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna show you another picture. This is another fascinating She had a Food Network show for a long time. She's kind of blonde and I want to say Texan or something. Uh, this is what she looks like. She's She's famous for making table scapes, which is essentially which is what we're into, right, jumping a little bit, dumping decorations all over a table, and edible she'll do edible, she'll do non edible. Sandra does it all. She seems like a good time. 00:57:09 Speaker 3: Yeah. 00:57:09 Speaker 2: I don't know that much about her. We would all date Sandra Lee. Andrew is missing out. And then finally, so we've got Terrence Howard, Sandra Lee, and finally Surrey Cruise, another person I know almost nothing about. 00:57:25 Speaker 4: I think that's probably intentional, right from her parents. I would want people to know nothing about my children. 00:57:31 Speaker 2: Kind of a mysterious presence that hopefully is not getting dragged into anything that she doesn't want to get dragged into. 00:57:37 Speaker 3: Well, I give her the bait pen. 00:57:42 Speaker 2: Not a bad idea, but why I just want. 00:57:44 Speaker 3: To corrupt that shit. 00:57:46 Speaker 4: I want to get in and do some damage on her beautifully sheltered life. I think rock the boat with Tom Cruise? 00:57:54 Speaker 3: What am I going to do to piss off Tom Cruise? 00:57:58 Speaker 2: I feel like very sometaniously, very little and as much as possible if you are near him, I feel like anything would make him mad. He seems like he's got a short fuse. 00:58:08 Speaker 4: He's so interesting, fascinating man, so interesting because. 00:58:13 Speaker 3: Like we all know that he is a part of a giant evil machine, yes, evil evil iru, and we love him. 00:58:23 Speaker 2: You can't say no to him. He wins you over every time. 00:58:26 Speaker 3: Why is he? 00:58:27 Speaker 4: He's very charismatic and beautiful and a great actor, I guess. 00:58:32 Speaker 3: But what is it gonna take to cancel that guy? 00:58:38 Speaker 2: He really does like if he were to say no to scientology, turn his back on it, he probably could run for president of Earth. Everyone loves that person, despite being part of this awful religion. It's fascinating. 00:58:50 Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think the times where I heard him. 00:58:53 Speaker 4: Like, you know, uh, like explode on people with anger, it was just only about that mask thing. 00:59:00 Speaker 2: Right early I was totally on his exactly what happened, but it was like I. 00:59:06 Speaker 4: Was on his side, except for I was also working on sets at the beginning of the pandemic, and I had a lot of empathy for people who had to wear masks for eight hours. Right, it doesn't feel good, know, and so when someone takes it off, you're like okay. 00:59:19 Speaker 3: And also we were also afraid of the pandemic. 00:59:21 Speaker 4: I thought just by gathering people, COVID would ignite, like like like just smacking rocks together. 00:59:27 Speaker 3: If there's enough of us here, it will happen. 00:59:29 Speaker 2: I thought, if you thought about grocery shopping, you would get COVID. 00:59:32 Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, I don't I am still on dumb Christ somehow, I am. I think he's a part of something really dangerous and evil. So yeah, I'd suck up his daughter. 00:59:49 Speaker 4: And then Terence, I'd give him the stolen art, uh, just because he. 00:59:58 Speaker 3: I thought guy should get in some trouble. 01:00:01 Speaker 4: That guy should get in some trouble, like give him the thing that's actually like gonna mess up, Like there should be some kind of investigation. 01:00:08 Speaker 2: Right, he needs somebody looking the CIA or somebody looking in and being like, you've got to stop tricking people. 01:00:14 Speaker 4: Or what do you actually know what kind of top secret documents? 01:00:21 Speaker 3: Yes, do we need to know to finally. 01:00:24 Speaker 2: Figure out math, Terrence? 01:00:26 Speaker 4: Please, it's always been such a mystery to us. 01:00:31 Speaker 3: And then I give the football team to Sandra. 01:00:34 Speaker 2: She seems I guarantee she can make a dip that the football players would love to eat. You know, she's whipping up a for a crowd. 01:00:43 Speaker 4: Oh my god, does she know how to host an NFL party that would be the super Bowl party we would all want to be. 01:00:49 Speaker 2: At right, That truly makes perfect sense to me. 01:00:53 Speaker 3: And she would like jazz up their costumes. 01:00:55 Speaker 4: Well, so, I'm just for giving women more power, right of course, even if they're not great women. 01:01:01 Speaker 3: Give them all, Give all the women all the things. 01:01:03 Speaker 2: Let's just give all women a chance to do whatever. Yeah, I mean, I don't know if any women who are making up new forms of math yet. 01:01:11 Speaker 4: Well, if they are, they're just not bragging about it on Twitter. There probably are women making mathematical discoveries all the time. 01:01:21 Speaker 3: And then they just like once in a while. So I'm gonna be like, oh, look at this girl who took a picture of a planet. 01:01:25 Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, she's an incredible mathematician who figured out how to capture a wonder. 01:01:32 Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, coople who chicked it them? 01:01:35 Speaker 2: And that could be Sandra Lee with I'm gonna try I'm gonna pull for my memory on an NFL team, the Miami Dolphins. Good John, Okay, John is giving me a like a kind of she's saying, yes, sir, I'm not. 01:01:51 Speaker 3: Gonna say anything because it could be a baseball team Rams, the St. 01:01:57 Speaker 2: Louis Rams. Now I'm gonna show off. I don't know. I know that, but. 01:02:02 Speaker 3: They're like they're literally down the street from you at. 01:02:05 Speaker 2: Some point, weren't they the Saint Louis Rams. Oh no, I've totally really fallen on my face. Ye sorry, Okay, Well, we have to stop talking about football before the huge NFL listener base moves elsewhere could ruin the podcast. I could be driven out of town. Well you played that beautifully, thank you. I think I bet sander Ley is going to own an NFL franchise at some point. 01:02:27 Speaker 3: I want that for her. 01:02:28 Speaker 2: We all do. This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called I said no emails. People are writing in too, I said no gifts at gmail dot com with you know, questions, desperate please this kind of thing. They all need information or help for me, and I've got a heart of golds. I'm a helper. As we've discussed already. You like to help for your own benefit, for your own so I think, and that's the only reason you're right. You'll be happy to help me. Here, let me read a question. This says. This is a I mean this, They're really buttering us up right from the beginning of says dearest darlingest Bridger and extremely talented yet disrespectful guest. Boy, do I have a dilemma for you. My partner Braxton and I are getting married in February and have specified no gifts on the Save of the date wedding website and invitations. They've gone all out for this. In lieu of gifts, We've asked guests to donate to the National Center for Transgender Equality and the Humane Society of the Desert. Parentheses, we are getting married in Palm Springs. Okay, so this person, they're really letting us know what a great person they are and what a fancy wedding they're having. The bragging may never end, but let's keep reading. We just found out both of our mothers are positively livid about the no gifts requests. Hi, Well, we're gonna we'll have to talk about this and our planning. Well what I would call a mini wedding coop e g. Calling all our friends and loved ones and telling them to bring gifts. Anyway, this is where donation I know. I mean, I've got some ideas already. This is where you come. We need your help and advice on a how to stop the coup B make sure people donate to the foundations which are near and dear to our hearts. And see whether we have to write thank you cards for gifts we explicitly did not want. Hell In parentheses, it says, do you write thank yous for this podcast? 01:04:17 Speaker 3: And the no. 01:04:17 Speaker 2: The answer is absolutely not, Laura lap because did give me some thank you notes as a gift once and I sent one to her. Good one smart, she was thinking. But otherwise I'm obviously deeply ungrateful. Thank you in advance for helping save us from a torrent of unnecessary, unwanted gifts, and that's from Quentin Quentin and his partner Braxton have Okay, so basically, first thought, you want to take care of mom and other mom, get them canceled. Look at these organizations they're trying to get money, they're trying to divert money away from just you know, drag them through the moud online and destroy the relationship with them. 01:04:53 Speaker 4: I just want to first empathize with the couple getting married. 01:04:58 Speaker 3: I've been through something similar with my mother. 01:05:01 Speaker 2: Okay, mom's love to meddle. 01:05:04 Speaker 4: I mean this might be where I get my disdain of rules from. 01:05:09 Speaker 3: As I'm known about town. I for my son's first birthday, I said no gifts, okay, sure, sure, and my mother and her friends. 01:05:21 Speaker 4: I allowed her to invite two friends to my son's birthday party. They came with a small with a child's size red Mercedes. Oh no amg addition, no car that he can dry. 01:05:41 Speaker 2: I was on their side, not on. 01:05:45 Speaker 4: I said no gifts, and they bought the sparkliest, most annoying, noisiest, most plastic, largest gift. 01:05:56 Speaker 2: That's an awful gift that makes your son look like such an ass. 01:06:00 Speaker 4: Yeah, we live in like a small, cute. 01:06:03 Speaker 3: Hippy little part of town. I mean, get them a Jeep Wrangler. 01:06:08 Speaker 2: I guess, like give them a people's car. 01:06:10 Speaker 3: Yeah, people's car. 01:06:11 Speaker 4: He's going to drive a red Mercedes convertible small hard Accord or something might be much more considerate. 01:06:19 Speaker 3: But also the true slap in the face is that he loves it. 01:06:23 Speaker 2: Well. See, and this is a huge red flag for you as a mom. You've got to watch out for your son here. That behavior could get worse and worse. 01:06:31 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:06:31 Speaker 2: Yeah, suddenly he's driving those cars around town and everyone hates him. Well, your mom is trying to mutate your son, so this person. First of all, let's uh, people should donate to those things. Listeners should go online and find those things and donate as a way to battle against Brexton and Quentin's mom. But Quinton and Brexton, I absolutely support you disinviting the moms from the wedding. Yes, they've obviously crossed the line, and again get them canceled. Go online, say look at what these horrible women are doing. 01:07:05 Speaker 4: Yes, print up embarrassing photos of your mom. Right, black blackmail your mother's. 01:07:11 Speaker 2: Right until things are back in control. 01:07:13 Speaker 3: I also, I am confused. 01:07:15 Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about why we think the moms care about that. 01:07:19 Speaker 3: They're not gifts for them, right. 01:07:21 Speaker 2: They're obsessed with given gifts. 01:07:23 Speaker 4: Isn't that they're like, no, you guys, you really do need a new blender. 01:07:28 Speaker 3: You need you need this stuff, and if. 01:07:31 Speaker 4: You don't get it, then I don't want to come over your ship house full of old garbage things. 01:07:38 Speaker 2: That might I mean that there's a possibility if Quentin and Braxton live in a kind of trash heap. 01:07:44 Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they just have a very minimalist lifestyle that their parents are like, trust me, there's better shit. 01:07:49 Speaker 2: Out there, right, Or they're just bad people. These two moms are a couple of bad eggs. 01:07:55 Speaker 4: I think that's also that, in addition to any other thing we come up with, that one is true. 01:08:02 Speaker 2: That one is one hundred percent true. That's the one that's kind of the Terrence Howard's Math of Moms. Uh, these women are out of control and must be stopped. I don't even know what I mean. There's nothing else. I mean, one small caveat who's paying for the wedding? That's the big question. Interesting if what if the parents are involved in any way you've got to really tread carefully. Maybe you've allow them to pay up to the very last minute and then disinvite. 01:08:31 Speaker 3: This is why I always felt weird about men paying for dinner. It's because then there's like what do I owe you in exchange? 01:08:38 Speaker 2: And so terifying. 01:08:39 Speaker 3: So that's kind of the uh, well, how about this fun fact. 01:08:44 Speaker 4: If I knew a date was going well, I would let the guy pay because I trusted that there would be a second date. 01:08:50 Speaker 2: You've got to be absolutely landing on you and I don't know what to do. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna well. You are so unbelievably calm about this. 01:08:59 Speaker 3: It's really it really likes it. 01:09:00 Speaker 2: I heard what you had to say about honeycomb earlier, and it's left ish there you go, gone off to some other plant. This is the thrill of outdoor recording. You suddenly have a surprise guest and it's gone on its way. 01:09:15 Speaker 3: So well, it's nice. 01:09:16 Speaker 4: I like when the bee kind of sat on me, was like soft and fuzzy, saying. 01:09:24 Speaker 2: I have no recollection of what we were talking about. That beat was such a disconsery. 01:09:28 Speaker 4: If I knew a date was going well, I would let the guy pay smart if because. 01:09:32 Speaker 3: I knew I would be able to repay him with other. 01:09:35 Speaker 2: Meals or continued relationship et. 01:09:39 Speaker 4: Yeah. Sure, but if it was going bad, I'm like, no, we're splitting the check and I'm out of here. 01:09:43 Speaker 3: I owe you nothing. 01:09:45 Speaker 2: And that's exactly how you would say. 01:09:46 Speaker 3: Yeah. 01:09:47 Speaker 4: Sometimes I would even just be like, I'm getting the whole thing, don't just don't worry about it. 01:09:51 Speaker 3: Yeah sure, I'm a crazy farmer, so that's why buy. 01:09:54 Speaker 2: That's a hard feeling. At the end of the day. Just forget it all paper, I've got to get out of here. You will never see me again. I would pay any price to never see you again. But it's a nice clear. 01:10:03 Speaker 3: Sign I do. I did. 01:10:05 Speaker 4: I think maybe sometimes I was too clear in dating to tell people I didn't want to see them again. 01:10:09 Speaker 3: And I like the opposite of the shop that you worked at. That would just like softly, slowly ghost you. 01:10:14 Speaker 2: People need to hear, and Quentin and Braxton's moms definitely need to hear. 01:10:20 Speaker 3: Good segue back to talking about my dating life. 01:10:24 Speaker 2: Absolute master of ceremonies, you know, congratulations to them. I mean, the wedding is in February, so that's months away. These moms might have other things up their sleep. 01:10:34 Speaker 4: I think you just send a letter to all of your guests saying, no, really, we mean it, thank you, we love you. We don't want new things. What we really want is a better earth. 01:10:45 Speaker 2: But the more you say it, the more people want to give you a gift. There's something in the human brain. It's just I feel like it's activated by the no. 01:10:52 Speaker 4: I listen to people when they say, don't bring me things because I don't. 01:10:55 Speaker 3: I don't want things. 01:10:57 Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's true, you don't want, but you. 01:10:59 Speaker 4: Kind of do, don't you. 01:11:01 Speaker 5: The kind of do is no gistly you demand, we'll bring you a stupid. 01:11:08 Speaker 2: P The first episode, Yeah, they really raven a little something in my mind that thought, oh, endless gifts, And now we're living in the reality of it, and uh uh, there's gonna have to be a giant yard sale at some point. Something's going to have to happen. 01:11:24 Speaker 3: That's cool. 01:11:24 Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we have a yard sale for some sort. 01:11:27 Speaker 4: Of maybe some kind of online yard sales so your fans can buy the stuff right by favorite episodes or something. 01:11:32 Speaker 2: Right, that's not a bad idea. I mean, I start thinking about the security right for charity truly makes me want to die, but you never know, because at some point it's going to crush me. 01:11:46 Speaker 3: So yeah, and and your partner. 01:11:48 Speaker 2: It sounds like, right, we're all kind of ready to the rocks, but you've worked absolutely thing. We are hanging by a thread. No, but I appreciate this little gift you've brought. It's been such a lovely little picnic I've got with you. And I have this loaf of bread that I'll get to make a sandwich from later, or some toast or French toast. Why was that so hard for me to say? 01:12:13 Speaker 3: You never know how many options with this tiny bag. 01:12:15 Speaker 2: Yette, Milana. I've had a fantastic time with you. Your hair looks great. I know you should be so proud of it. 01:12:20 Speaker 3: I feel really good about it. 01:12:21 Speaker 2: I'm so thrilled to be your kind of your first post haircut stop Well. Cookbook was well, cookbook got a little taste, but this was the real reveal the hair. Thank you so much for doing My pleasure podcast is over, whether you like it or not. I'm going to wrap it up here and you're going to have to live without me for a few minutes. I guess you could repeat the episode or do something like that. I don't know. 01:12:45 Speaker 4: What do you imagine they're just listening with their head for no. 01:12:50 Speaker 2: They're just clutching their steering wheel or whatever you do. I don't know. The show is absolutely over. You have to move on with your life. Well, we'll be back in next week or whatever. However, podcasts work. Take care, I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts is an exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and it's beautifully mixed by John Bradley. And we couldn't do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must follow the show on Instagram at I said no Gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts? But invit? 01:13:42 Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear. 01:13:50 Speaker 3: When you're a guest. 01:13:51 Speaker 1: Tom, you gotta come to me empty And I said, no, gut, yes, your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff, So how do you dare to so behave me