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Speaker 1: Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

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Speaker 1: When you're a guest to my home, you gotta come

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Speaker 1: to me empty. And I said, no guests, you're our presences, presents,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. We're

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Speaker 2: in the backyard. It's ninety one degrees. I'm already sweltering.

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Speaker 2: Do people swelter or does the weather swelter? That's you

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Speaker 2: look into that listener. I don't want to think about

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Speaker 2: it anymore. It's been an interesting morning. I do need

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Speaker 2: to say. I was looking for my keys all over

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Speaker 2: Eventually found them hanging from the lock in the front door.

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Speaker 2: So I just want to reach out to the members

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Speaker 2: of the crime community in Los Angeles and thank them

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Speaker 2: for not taking advantage of me last night. They could

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Speaker 2: have truly done whatever they wanted they could. I mean,

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Speaker 2: there's no the car was still here, I'm alive, my

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Speaker 2: library card is still there. So just thank you to

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Speaker 2: the criminal element. My boyfriend is going to be so

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Speaker 2: unhappy that about what I've done. Is going to demand

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Speaker 2: a cognitive test and all sorts of things. But can

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Speaker 2: we get into the podcast. Let's talk to the guests.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk to our guest. I'm so happy to have

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Speaker 2: her here. It's Malana Veintrube. Malana.

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Speaker 3: The heat.

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Speaker 4: The heat.

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Speaker 3: We're all sweltering.

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Speaker 2: We're all sweltering.

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Speaker 3: But I don't want to think about that anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, let's think about the key situation for a brief moment.

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Speaker 4: I love that you thanked the crime community. We like,

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Speaker 4: there's a president and a co counsel. They get together

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Speaker 2: Their sabotage, and they decided to take it easy on

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Speaker 2: me this time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they voted. They all voted, give Bridger a break.

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Speaker 2: Just give him this once, give him this once. This

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Speaker 2: has actually happened to me twice.

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Speaker 4: Now, wow, And how do you think it'll affect your

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Speaker 4: relationship because it feels like, well, I don't trust you anymore,

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Speaker 4: that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: I'm not I am not to be trusted. Well, this

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Speaker 2: is truly I know what's going to happen. So the

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Speaker 2: first time this happened to me was when I was single,

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Speaker 2: but I then later repeated the story to my boyfriend

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Speaker 2: and he was upset with me. Thought he was upset

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Speaker 2: with you. Yes, you put yourself in danger. You don't

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Speaker 2: to be insured whatever I mean. But now the evidence

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Speaker 2: is a little on my side because I've now left

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Speaker 2: the keys all over town and I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine.

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Speaker 2: The car is fine. Like I said, they had full

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Speaker 3: Does it affect your trust in him?

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Speaker 4: Then?

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm starting to wonder what's wrong with this guy?

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Speaker 2: What does he what does he thinks he knows everything?

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile I'm doing everything right, Yeah, I mean I am

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Speaker 2: slightly concerned about, truly about what's going on with my brain?

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Speaker 2: What's you know this behavior? If I had been extremely

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Speaker 2: I was stone cold, sober. Yeah, maybe I was carrying

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Speaker 3: Well, that's a that's demanding. Your hands were full. My

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Speaker 2: I have other things to worry about at ten thirty

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Speaker 3: It's not your safety is not a priority.

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Speaker 2: We'll see what happens. This could be a pattern of

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Speaker 4: I'm from Utah, and you left, and are you happy

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Speaker 4: But really it was about just driving around and looking

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Speaker 2: Can you guess what what camp I fall in as

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Speaker 3: You love them?

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Speaker 2: I'm out there cheering it off. I was treated so well. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 4: But you're going to burn in ow.

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Speaker 3: How do you say, I'm finding friends with you. But

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Speaker 2: We've only got like fifty years max, and then you

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Speaker 2: coming You'd always wanted to go to Utah? Where was like,

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a baby, okay, and.

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Speaker 2: Things are very uncomfortable now.

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Speaker 4: It's awesome. I love having a baby. It is the

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Speaker 4: where we can go see something beautiful for like two days.

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Speaker 3: Just like let him drive. He's really good at like maps.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, like in his head, like he's great

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to literally link elbows with the follow

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Speaker 2: So did you you did not take baby with you?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, for a weekend, it's lovely right right?

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Speaker 4: I can't remember names of things. I was so high.

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Speaker 2: But along the way you were meeting people who were Mormon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I got a pedicure.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what an interesting vacation you've taken.

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Speaker 2: They're very helpful people. Yeah, Mormons. If you need to move,

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Speaker 3: But it's are you always offering?

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Speaker 2: I love to help people me too. Actually, okay, I'm

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Speaker 4: I think sometimes I don't offer myself enough because I

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Speaker 4: if they don't want me to help them and then

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Speaker 4: see my friend Jackie Johnson. She's like, she lives like

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Speaker 4: I'm like, let me come over for an hour and like, oh,

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Speaker 4: I know what it means to be postpartum and you

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Speaker 2: Right and as Jackie going to flee to Utah while

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe, but I am.

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Speaker 4: I am afraid that that there's a part of her

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Speaker 2: So now you've become a burden, right, But there is

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Speaker 2: Now she's going to kind of just be floating around

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Speaker 3: Give me back my baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mormons are very helpful. And I think it's kind

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a massage, but a very bad massage

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Speaker 3: It was rude.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm thinking about so many things. One is like

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Speaker 2: It's got such an ideal version of what.

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Speaker 3: And there are less men I mean, but the.

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Speaker 3: Give me, if this is common knowledge, what college did

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Speaker 2: I went to University of Utah, and so I had

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Speaker 4: It's like a reverse kind of gaitar where you just

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Speaker 2: Just the fact that they're all their teeth are always clenched.

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Speaker 2: that did seem like a healthy polygamous colony. I mean,

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Speaker 3: And I had a great time. I had a great time.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think I've also just learned and this

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Speaker 3: Don't just if you.

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Speaker 4: Find one person in your hometown. I always go to

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Speaker 2: How many kids?

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Speaker 3: Two kids?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Normal?

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Speaker 3: One of them is also a messuse.

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Speaker 4: She's offered for him to also massage me with her.

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Speaker 3: They do a double hander.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, now I'm saying it out loud. I hear how

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Speaker 3: It was almost creepier.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It feels like to be at massage.

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Speaker 2: That could go in any direct.

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Speaker 3: Okay, God, I hope Jan isn't listening to this. Jane,

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Speaker 3: I love you.

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Speaker 2: Was she recommended?

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Speaker 4: Yes, she was recommended by my midwife when I was pregnant.

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Speaker 4: I like that it's not like fruit freu. I like

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Speaker 3: I should have saved it for.

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Speaker 2: Jan, right, because you know a good experience with Jan

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Speaker 3: And how do they even hire a masseuse?

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Speaker 4: Like do they massage the manager, the hotel manager and

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Speaker 4: I did once get a massage. This is I can't

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And I told her her name is Fernanda.

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Speaker 4: She was feeling whatever I was feeling so much that

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Speaker 2: Good for her just bringing it all to the massage table. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: This is a medical procedure.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely is the most medical procedure. So yeah, you've got

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Speaker 2: I'm concerned for you. I'm concerned about Jan.

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Speaker 1: Jan.

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Speaker 3: Jam's the best.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I'll look into Jan. I don't know. Well, Look,

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Speaker 2: speaking of things that make us uncomfortable, I'm so sorry

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Speaker 2: things bad situations. You agreed to be on. I said,

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Speaker 2: it certainly is Milana. Don't you dare you agreed to

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Speaker 2: Hard to say when I've kind of forgot or.

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Speaker 2: I was so happy. I was so thrilled. I was

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Speaker 2: I'm so tired of talking to people over zoom, and

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Speaker 3: I hate it.

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Speaker 2: It feels awful.

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad we get to sit in your beautiful

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Speaker 2: Better.

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Speaker 4: when you were talking to one person, definitely happens when

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00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,639
Speaker 4: you're talking to more than one person, is that somebody

451
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,600
Speaker 4: will get muted if someone else is talking, so you

452
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,400
Speaker 4: can't actually like have a flow of conversation.

453
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 2: It makes it so difficult to talk to another human being.

454
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,080
Speaker 2: I mean, we're I mean, everybody knows what a night

455
00:20:59,119 --> 00:20:59,680
Speaker 2: merit is.

456
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 3: But it worked out perfectly. I got a haircut six

457
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 3: minutes away, and then I came here.

458
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:06,919
Speaker 2: I saw that you got a haircut on Instagram. I

459
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 2: was like, who's cutting her hair? Click on it. The

460
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 2: person says no longer taking new clients, but it looks

461
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,000
Speaker 2: like she does mostly women's hair.

462
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:16,040
Speaker 4: Anyway, she does do mostly women's hair, but they're probably other.

463
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,880
Speaker 3: You have a great haircut.

464
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:20,919
Speaker 2: I'm getting a haircut this tonight. I haven't had you

465
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: don't think.

466
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 3: I don't know.

467
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 4: I'm sure it'll look great when you get the haircut.

468
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,000
Speaker 4: But a sign of a good haircut is that it

469
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 4: grows out.

470
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,520
Speaker 2: Well, that's true, and I like my guys.

471
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:28,919
Speaker 3: Sid.

472
00:21:29,359 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 2: Sid's a good egg.

473
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, you wouldn't travel and get a haircut, and you

474
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 4: got it right.

475
00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind going out of the country to get

476
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,520
Speaker 2: a haircut at some point.

477
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,879
Speaker 3: It's highly recommended.

478
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 2: That could ruin a vacation.

479
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that could ruin three months.

480
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:48,160
Speaker 2: But yeah, you you were gonna do you Look, you're

481
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 2: trying to distract from the topic at hand, and I

482
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 2: understand what's going on.

483
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 3: I was going to do it over zoom right.

484
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,959
Speaker 4: The problem is, or the benefit is that I forgot

485
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 4: that's my wedding anniversary. Oh thank god, tomorrow my wedding anniversary,

486
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 4: and I was like, this would be an awkward gap

487
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:08,080
Speaker 4: in the day of our beautiful romantic day to be like, hold,

488
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 4: I have a zoom.

489
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,400
Speaker 3: That I could have.

490
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 4: Scheduled on another day, but forgot that we got married

491
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 4: on this day years ago. So when I rescheduled then

492
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,919
Speaker 4: I was like, oh wait, I then have to go

493
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 4: for my haircut to somewhere and I won't get there.

494
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 4: But then it was in person, and it's so perfect

495
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 4: because it serves minutes away.

496
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: This is music to my ears. You have no idea

497
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: how happy happy I was with this last minute change.

498
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 2: I mean I did think maybe she's just playing some

499
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,240
Speaker 2: sort of mind game and it's to distract from something

500
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 2: else she might do on the podcast, which is bring

501
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 2: a gift.

502
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 3: Well, I like to disrupt some shit.

503
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,800
Speaker 4: You're a disruptor, Yeah, I like a fuck up a

504
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 4: good podcast.

505
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 3: I'm a rule breaker. Well that's what people say about me.

506
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,959
Speaker 3: Have you ever worked moment with Malana? How is she

507
00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 3: on set? She's a rule breaker.

508
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,720
Speaker 2: Everyone hates her. She hasn't been asked.

509
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 3: Back years because of all of those rules she breaks.

510
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 2: She does not see why that she's sabotaging anything. Well,

511
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 2: you're not gonna be asked back on this podcast as

512
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: far as I'm concerned, because you marched into my backyard

513
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 2: with a let's just say it, what's clearly a.

514
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 3: Gift for me? How do you know it's for you?

515
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 2: Because I like to make assumptions, and as I've talked about,

516
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 2: you know, with the leaving the keys in the door

517
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 2: and everything, I kind of have a got a mind

518
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 2: for these things.

519
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 3: Criminal community of which I am a member.

520
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 2: Field yourself obviously, President and Queen. Well, we've got this

521
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,879
Speaker 2: brown bag. It's basically like a brown bag, and then

522
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,159
Speaker 2: there's an item clearly sticking out of obvious what it is,

523
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 2: Bagett is sticking out of.

524
00:23:52,880 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 5: The bag, and I'm sorry about it.

525
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 2: Should we get into what's happening here? Should I open?

526
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 2: Should I pull the bag? Oh, there's more into it.

527
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 3: Didn't just bring you a loaf of bread?

528
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:18,600
Speaker 2: Well you could have done that.

529
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: I guess Harvey brought you a steak.

530
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:26,360
Speaker 2: That steak is being used back there, had fallen over

531
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,240
Speaker 2: and I stuck it in the dirt. And maybe I

532
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: mean this back get looks gorgeous.

533
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It is from a place in your neighborhood.

534
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 2: Do you want to say it? Book book book? Uh

535
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 2: is a grocery store, it's a market, it's a you know, I.

536
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 4: Have mixed feelings about it. Oh, I mean, well, I

537
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 4: haven't eaten anything from there, so we'll see. But it

538
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 4: feels like they put uh, like a small expensive market

539
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,520
Speaker 4: in the place where there used to be a small

540
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,960
Speaker 4: affordable market that people.

541
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a it's everything there is incredible. Everything tastes wonderful,

542
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 2: it's beautiful, it's kind of comfortable. But obviously it's like

543
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 2: when people are talking about gentrification.

544
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 3: It is the epitome of it.

545
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: We're really at the forefront with Cookbook. I will say

546
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: I went in once and I get cookies there all

547
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 2: the time. I went in and I went in and

548
00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: asked for a cookie and was getting ready to pay

549
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 2: for it, and they just gave it to me, which

550
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,399
Speaker 2: felt so old fashioned.

551
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a nice neighborly act.

552
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,240
Speaker 2: I mean that lifted. I was happy for a week after.

553
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 3: It's because of your haircut.

554
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: It was probably I probably had just gotten a haircut.

555
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 2: They thought this guy needs cookie, quick help him. But yes,

556
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 2: I meant it in a nice way. Oh my god,

557
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,520
Speaker 2: what that fly ass haircut. Quick, give that man a treat.

558
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,399
Speaker 2: My head had just been shaved bald. I looked sick,

559
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,359
Speaker 2: and people thought I needed a cookie. No, I got

560
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,840
Speaker 2: a delicious cookie for free, So that, to me will

561
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 2: make me a customer for life. Yes, I mean, all

562
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 2: things considered, I'm probably never going to buy anything there

563
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: that's not well.

564
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 3: Maybe you'll try this and see.

565
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,359
Speaker 4: They did allow dogs in, which I thought was cool

566
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 4: and well, I hope the.

567
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 3: Like the food department now shuts the town food department.

568
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 3: If you're listening, I'm just joking. But they had like

569
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,160
Speaker 3: a beautiful cattle dog.

570
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 4: A woman came in with a beautiful cattle dog, and

571
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,640
Speaker 4: I have a cattle dog, so I'm attracted to them.

572
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 4: And I went over to her and I said the

573
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,719
Speaker 4: thing that like I say when I'm holding my son,

574
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 4: which is like, is your dog friendly?

575
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 3: Can I say hi? Honestly, I gotta cut that shit out.

576
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 3: I had to stop doing that.

577
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,760
Speaker 2: That is what is friendly?

578
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:35,359
Speaker 3: And can I pet it? Can I say hi to

579
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:36,399
Speaker 3: your dog? Listen?

580
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 4: The thing that made it was very clear to me

581
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 4: today is that dog is not interested in me.

582
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,200
Speaker 2: Yes it is.

583
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 3: No, it's not that dog.

584
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 4: Did not care about me that dog cattle dog specifically,

585
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 4: and I should have known this because my dog is

586
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 4: the same way.

587
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 3: Does not care about anybody but it's person.

588
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 2: Is that true?

589
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,119
Speaker 3: Yes, and they pick up person that's their person.

590
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 4: Maybe not maybe not all cattle dogs, but that dog

591
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 4: looked a lot like mine, and that's how mine would behave.

592
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,679
Speaker 2: But this is cattle dog in the city.

593
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 3: Cattle dog in the city.

594
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: Children's But it's gotta be interested in other people. It's

595
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: not chasing sheep or anything.

596
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 3: I mean, it was very nice.

597
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 4: I was wearing a red bandana, which I am going

598
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 4: to not put on my dogs.

599
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 2: Of course, everyone should have at least one band.

600
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 3: Influence as a dog fluencer.

601
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 2: Do you not own any bandanas for a dog? You know?

602
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 4: My friend Stevie Nelson used to make bandanas for dogs

603
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 4: and she gave me one like early pandemic, but I

604
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,719
Speaker 4: don't know that I still have it, and I don't know.

605
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 4: So the answer is no, my dog does not have

606
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,440
Speaker 4: a meddana at the moment.

607
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 2: We've got to get some for your dog quick. It

608
00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: makes a dog look incredible, I know, so sporty and fun.

609
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 3: Does your dog have bandana?

610
00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 2: I do have some bandanas, but I'm always scared when

611
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: I tie them around her neck that it's gonna get

612
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: caught on something. I think if a phobia of things

613
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 2: getting caught on things. I don't wear metal rings because

614
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 2: I went somewhere with high school with someone whose finger

615
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 2: got ripped off by a ring getting caught on something. Little, yeah,

616
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:59,840
Speaker 2: nightmare situation visual. So that sort of thing scares me.

617
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: So when I put it on her, it's got to

618
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: be like, this is just temporary for you to look

619
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 2: cute for a few minutes, and it made it. But okay,

620
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,719
Speaker 2: so you just with cattle dogs, you're saying you shouldn't

621
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 2: approach them.

622
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: I think I got to cut it out with all dogs.

623
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 3: I think I come on too strong. The dog doesn't care.

624
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 3: I think when I'm with my.

625
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 4: Son, it's fine because I'm like, I want it. I

626
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 4: want to introduce you to the world. I want to

627
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 4: walk around and touch all the flowers and meet all

628
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 4: the puppies.

629
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 3: And he's he gets such a kick out of it,

630
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,320
Speaker 3: but it's not worth it for me. It's like the

631
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 3: dog's mom was like, yeah, you.

632
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 2: Could say what okay, that she's in the wrong. That person,

633
00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: you do not bring your dog in public. Unless you

634
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 2: want to be excited about other people being excited.

635
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 3: About, right, right, Maybe that's what it was. Maybe she's

636
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 3: a bitch.

637
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: That person is not nice. That's not a nice person.

638
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,320
Speaker 3: That's what I should have said. I shouldn't have called

639
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 3: a woman a bitch. I'd take it back. She was

640
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 3: just not nice.

641
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 2: I just for the record, I did not repeat. I mean,

642
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 2: I I think this person should be run over or

643
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:07,479
Speaker 2: something jailed, jailed at the very least. But that to

644
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 2: me when some when I'm excited about another person's pet

645
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 2: and they're like, they act like I'm annoying. I'm like,

646
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: you've brought this into a grocery store or whatever.

647
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 4: Piny grocery store. I'm gonna bump into this dog. I'm

648
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,800
Speaker 4: I supposed to pretend it's not.

649
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 2: Adorable, right, that that sort of person is. I don't

650
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: want anything to do with them.

651
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's the problem problem.

652
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 2: I mean, in this situation, I'm absolving you. I hope

653
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 2: that whatever authority takes her dog away from her. I

654
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 2: hope she loses everything. I'm just going to say, I

655
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 2: hope she leaves the keys in the lock and her

656
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 2: home is taken by thieves bandits.

657
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 4: As the president Queen of the crime community.

658
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 3: I will see it.

659
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 2: So send your minions to take care of this person,

660
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 2: because that, to me is unacceptable. But okay, so you

661
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 2: were at the cookbook grocery store.

662
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 3: And so everything else in here too born here.

663
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, So what I've taken out so far

664
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 2: is what I assume is prosudo.

665
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've written it on there.

666
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 2: Yes is pros.

667
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's these are these are cons? Oh no, no, no,

668
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 4: those are that is persudo. And then this I also

669
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 4: wrote on there. I just did what a nice Jewish

670
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 4: girl would do, and I came over with some pork.

671
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:23,240
Speaker 2: The h Yeah, because this is salami, several types of salom,

672
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 2: different kinds of called a clando grande.

673
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never heard of me, I wrote getically. I

674
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 3: don't know if any of those are spelled right.

675
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: Solando grande sounds like a sexy man. I feel like

676
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: that's somebody from so uh, what should I be doing

677
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 2: with this? Making a sandwich, ripping bread, eating meat.

678
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 3: You could rip off a piece of bread and make

679
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 3: yourself a little sandwich with that, sons wonderful to me?

680
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 2: Is this something you do for yourself?

681
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 3: I love a cheeseboard or a meat board.

682
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you feel about the explosion of the

683
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 2: rcutery meat board?

684
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,200
Speaker 3: Couldn't be more into it?

685
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:01,080
Speaker 2: You were shaking your head in such a no way.

686
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 4: No, it's just I was just like vaklemped for a second.

687
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, yes, it's a great dinner for me.

688
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 4: I would like I am happy to have a cheeseboard

689
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 4: for dinner.

690
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 2: I love a cheeseboard as a like, oh, it's just

691
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 2: in a room. Yeah, what am I describing here? Trap?

692
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:22,719
Speaker 2: But you know, like you show up in your escape

693
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 2: room just.

694
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 3: Ch you gotta eat your way out.

695
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 2: You are not leaving this room.

696
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 3: Until all that breeze is gone.

697
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 2: But as a full meal that I'm confused. I don't

698
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:34,719
Speaker 2: know what to do.

699
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 3: I mean, it's basically a sandwich.

700
00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 2: Right, But it's the same thing with me with like

701
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 2: tapas or small plates or whatever. I'm never quite sure

702
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 2: how much I'm supposed.

703
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 3: To eat as much as you possibly can.

704
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 2: But that's my problem. I'm like a dog. If there's

705
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: food in front of me, I will eat until I

706
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 2: am like I'm sick. So I need somebody to be like,

707
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: this is your plate of food. This is all you

708
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: get and then there will be no more.

709
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 4: Months ago, I went to the wedding of some of

710
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 4: my very favorite people, and they're very smart because they're

711
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 4: my favorite and they had a table that was just

712
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 4: all you can eat charcuterie section.

713
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 2: Oh.

714
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,479
Speaker 4: It was a part of their wedding that was they

715
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 4: had a cheese and meat person whose whole job was

716
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 4: just continue to refill the cheese, meat and honeycomb clutch.

717
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 2: Wait, is this when you're actually eating the honeycomb?

718
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 3: I think you can.

719
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 4: Which is I love honeycomb. I don't know why it's

720
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 4: so expensive. I rarely have it because I don't know why.

721
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 3: But I love honey on a cheese plate. I think

722
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 3: it's mandatory.

723
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 4: There needs to be something sweet, right, and that is

724
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 4: why you should vote for me.

725
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 3: And charcuterie king.

726
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 4: I believe there should be something sweet on every cheese

727
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 4: and meat.

728
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 2: Born right, and so you think. But mostly honeycomb.

729
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 3: I love a honeycomb.

730
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 4: It's such a lovely It's also like I love that

731
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 4: it's a reminder of where the honey came from.

732
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 3: I love that it's like and this is a little

733
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 3: bit of the bee's hole.

734
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: It kind of scares me. It makes me feel it

735
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,719
Speaker 2: reminds me of insects, and I'm always a little uncertain

736
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: about what to even do with it.

737
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: I don't actually know either.

738
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 4: I just chew on it and then I guess you

739
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 4: are left with wax, and then you don't eat that part.

740
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 3: So there's I don't know, I could be wrong.

741
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 2: There's part of it that is edible and then part

742
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,200
Speaker 2: of it that just becomes wax in your mouth. I think,

743
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 2: so fascinating.

744
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: Or just that a friend I guess.

745
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:37,320
Speaker 6: At the bride in the situation as he's got them.

746
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 2: Yes, so you do love one of these boards. I

747
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: love them too. I feel like some people have taken

748
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 2: it a little far. You'll see, like some Instagram influencer

749
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 2: just like dumping candy on a board and calling it

750
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 2: at charcooterie.

751
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 3: Have you seen that stare they?

752
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 2: It's really crazy candy?

753
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean I demanded something sweet, but it needs

754
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 4: to be of the earth.

755
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 2: No, you'll you will. Uh. I don't know how I

756
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: get into these things, probably because I fin some insane people,

757
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 2: obviously just for my own entertainment. But you'll see one

758
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 2: of these boards. They start with the board and then

759
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,480
Speaker 2: they're just dumping Halloween candy all over it. And it's like,

760
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 2: this is just literally a board covered in candy.

761
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 4: Now, although now and then I'm thinking about it, I

762
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 4: bet candy corn and cheese and cheese would make a

763
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 4: really delicious little bite.

764
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 2: I mean I despise candy corn. But what you were

765
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,799
Speaker 2: describing earlier with the honeycomb, I mean it sounds like,

766
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 2: texturally and flavor wise might be closed.

767
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, honey or jam on cheese and cracker.

768
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 2: Oh, jam on a breakfast sandwich. Have you ever had that?

769
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: I mean, that's like what turkey and cranberry sauce is.

770
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 4: It's like the benefit there should be more fruits and

771
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 4: salad and sandwiches.

772
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: Although I will say some cranberry can be disgusting. You've

773
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 2: got to get a good sauce. I used to work

774
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 2: at a place where we made a good cranberry sauce

775
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 2: will not be named on the podcast. They accuse me

776
00:34:56,120 --> 00:35:00,080
Speaker 2: of burglarizing it. Oh, but they made a very good cran.

777
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,880
Speaker 3: Can you back up a second. You worked at a

778
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 3: place that accused you of being a thief.

779
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 2: I worked at a bakery and I don't know the

780
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 2: late oughts and maybe mid aunts time is nothing, but

781
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,280
Speaker 2: I worked there. I was the night shift manager.

782
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 3: Already a sketchy shift, I know.

783
00:35:19,719 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 2: The sketchiest shift of all. I guess graveyard is probably

784
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 2: the sketchiest. Okay, but they didn't have a graveyard shift.

785
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: I worked as the night shift manager, was an A

786
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 2: plus employee. I was so good about everything. Quit, didn't

787
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 2: get another job, returned to the job in a smaller position.

788
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 2: Two or three weeks later, the place was burglarized. Now,

789
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,080
Speaker 2: when we talk about burglary, that is when you're breaking

790
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 2: in with a mask on and stealing things without a weapon.

791
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

792
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,320
Speaker 3: Wow, basically that matters. That matters.

793
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: I guess armed robbery is the other option.

794
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 3: Got it.

795
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 2: So this was, as far as I know, not an

796
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 2: armed robbery. So money was stolen, and then suddenly I'm

797
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 2: getting called the city police to go down to this

798
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 2: station and be interrogated. I've been an interrogation room. It

799
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: was just a good cop scenario. It wasn't like they

800
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 2: didn't send in the bad guy after me or anything.

801
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 4: What kind of question, why do you how do you

802
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,959
Speaker 4: know they weren't just trying to get some information and.

803
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,800
Speaker 2: Not what they were asking for. Alibi? Yes, yeah, and

804
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: I will say this cop was truly terrible because they

805
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 2: said where were you. Let's say the robbery happened on

806
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 2: Tuesday night, They said, where were you Wednesday night? And

807
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 2: I told them and I was like, but just for

808
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: your information, I can tell you where I was the

809
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 2: night of the robbery as well Tuesday. And so then

810
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 2: the cop was I think that was probably the the

811
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: clinch for them, where it's like, well, this person's willing

812
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 2: to volunteer all kinds of information, including correcting the case,

813
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 2: getting the case back on track.

814
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was my job.

815
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 2: So that was not enough for my employer. They kind

816
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 2: of slowly took me off the schedule and I never

817
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 2: I think I never returned. I may have gone back

818
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 2: for a third job. I'm my job history is out

819
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 2: of control.

820
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 4: What a weak way to fire somebody. They just like

821
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 4: kind of soft ghosted you, right.

822
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 2: Just confront me or just fire me, right, just let yeah,

823
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 2: I don't slowly take my hours off. We all know

824
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,360
Speaker 2: what's happening.

825
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 4: Also, I just can't imagine you putting on a mask

826
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 4: and breaking in.

827
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 3: I think if it was like if they accused you of.

828
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,839
Speaker 4: Like, you know, siphoning some money from the registrar.

829
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,720
Speaker 3: I could see you doing that, no offense.

830
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. I have that much of an edge, Yeah, you.

831
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 4: Got it, just enough of an edge here has just

832
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 4: grown out enough that I'm like, can't trust this guy.

833
00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 3: You could be dangerous.

834
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:50,240
Speaker 4: But putting on a mask and breaking in no way

835
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 4: too sweet.

836
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 2: I will say, if I were going to do that,

837
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,279
Speaker 2: my sense of guilt and uh being uh fear of

838
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 2: being caught would drive me to put a mask on.

839
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go in bare face, certainly, especially with red hair.

840
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: Ever caught, because I caught before the.

841
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 2: Door was closed, opened, lock picked, whatever you do when

842
00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 2: you're burglar. So now I'm revealing that I probably shouldn't

843
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: try to burglarize a place.

844
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 3: No, I think you're.

845
00:38:14,080 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 4: Revealing that you couldn't have because you don't know how.

846
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: But yeah, I was accused of that. And have you

847
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 2: ever been accused of a crime, Not that I could,

848
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 2: have you ever committed a crime?

849
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 4: I mean I've done some petty thefts when I was

850
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 4: really young, like must have been like maybe kindergarten, first grade,

851
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 4: maybe second grade. At the oldest. I stole some chapstick

852
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 4: from the supermarket. I was with my grandfather at the

853
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 4: grocery store and he must have seen me do it,

854
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 4: or maybe he saw it when we got home or something.

855
00:38:49,640 --> 00:38:53,840
Speaker 4: But I will say that my family were from Uzbekistan.

856
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 4: There's like some olds, there's some you know, ways of

857
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 4: parenting that are not congrued with I would like to

858
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 4: raise my child. And they sat me down, my grandfather

859
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 4: and my mom sat me down, and they go, so

860
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 4: we know about the chaps, and.

861
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 3: I what, how how did you find out? Well, the

862
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:21,319
Speaker 3: police called us and they're coming.

863
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 4: And they just basically had me cry and apologize and

864
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,240
Speaker 4: they're like, I promise to never do that again.

865
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 3: Jail. They're like, okay, we'll call off the police. But

866
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 3: I was up to you this whole time.

867
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 4: It was that, it was that, it was like such

868
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 4: it was a lie to teach me to not lie.

869
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 3: Did you ever It's a big part of my upbringing.

870
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,000
Speaker 2: Actually did you ever steal again?

871
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 3: Yes?

872
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 2: Okay, so totally ineffective.

873
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 4: And gave you a But again, it was always like

874
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 4: just like stupid little skin care products, stupid girl thing.

875
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 2: But I support that. I support that. I feel like

876
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 2: I've talked to a friend who she's like, you know,

877
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 2: there's like basically the tax on women, which is all

878
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 2: this shit we have to buy to just be alive,

879
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 2: So why not steal it? And I'm full support.

880
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 4: Yes, but it's not the brand's fault that there's a

881
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,839
Speaker 4: tax on it.

882
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 3: I still feel bad about it.

883
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 4: Thanks for your thank you for offering me redemption, but

884
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 4: I smack it out of the way.

885
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 3: I do not want it. I still feel guilt about it,

886
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: and I shouldn't have done it.

887
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 2: I will say. My sister has two young daughters and

888
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 2: just too, just too, but they have well, the older

889
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 2: one has kind of the shoplifting in the family has

890
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 2: obviously gone through the roof since she probably turned four

891
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 2: or five, because they'll get out of the store. I

892
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: have been a nightmare grocery trip and suddenly there's like,

893
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 2: where did this come from? Yeah, it's like, well that

894
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 2: my niece grabbed it, and there's no returning to the

895
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 2: store at that point with a hair read exhausted.

896
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 4: And that's the other thing too, is I think my

897
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 4: parents could have my mom and my grandfather could have

898
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 4: made it a lesson of like going back to the

899
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 4: store right and returning the thing and then actually like

900
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 4: making icon. I mean, you know what, they didn't do that,

901
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 4: and I still learned my lesson over time. That's actually

902
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 4: the biggest relief in parenting for me, as I am

903
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 4: like putting so much pressure on myself to do this right.

904
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 4: Is remembering how much my parents did wrong and how

905
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 4: awesome I turned out.

906
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:30,400
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, and you see, I mean truly awful

907
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:33,520
Speaker 2: people raising children and the kids turn out okay. Yeah,

908
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 2: children are pretty resilient and are able to I think

909
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,400
Speaker 2: we'll just kind of be who they are, right, because

910
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: then you see incredible people try to raise a child

911
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 2: and the child ends up a menace. Yes, So it's

912
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 2: I mean, and this is why I simply won't have children,

913
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 2: because I can't roll that die.

914
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's a big die to roll. That's why

915
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to stop at one.

916
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 2: Right, just take care of what happens I'm done, or

917
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: have ten, and then increase your odds of some of

918
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,879
Speaker 2: them being okay, that's true, or drastically crease actually, because

919
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,040
Speaker 2: you can't pay attention to.

920
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 4: Just totally lose my whole sense of being, just become

921
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 4: a shell of a person.

922
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: So I have these various meats, bread, one other thing

923
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 2: in there, and let me reach back into the bag here,

924
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 2: let's see. Oh what wait what I don't understand why.

925
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 3: This is a little bit. It's from our wedding.

926
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 4: It was like a little gift we handed out, or

927
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 4: we had a tiny little wedding in our backyard.

928
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 2: Did you get I think during pandemic?

929
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, right right, And and so it was like

930
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 4: literally fourteen people in our backyard, all spaced out. We

931
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 4: had like a hugging wall, like a plastic little It

932
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 4: was very sad. I think in retrospect, even knowing what

933
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 4: I know now, I would have just let people be

934
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,600
Speaker 4: maskless and hugged each other and roll the right of ties.

935
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 2: Because outdoor transmission doesn't really.

936
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I would have hugged my mind like was like, Mom,

937
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,760
Speaker 4: you can't hug me on my way.

938
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 3: And she's like, I'm gonna hug you anyway.

939
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 4: And well, you know, we just have like all of

940
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 4: these very sad group photos in masks.

941
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 3: It's so sad.

942
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 4: But it was outdoors, and so I and it was

943
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 4: in August, and it was it was tomorrow is our anniversary, right,

944
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 4: So I wanted to bring this as proof that married.

945
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 3: It's a little fan.

946
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 2: Should I take it out and fan myself?

947
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: Please?

948
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 4: I think you should see here the crinkling on the mic.

949
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 4: I think it's good sound.

950
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: People love a crinkle. People love a crinkle. Look at this.

951
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna John Bradley, our wonderful engineer for the day,

952
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 2: would you mind just recording me film me fanning myself

953
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: in this terrible heat, just for posterity we might Oh,

954
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: that feels incredible. I should have taken this out first. This,

955
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 2: I mean I should offer this to a guest when

956
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:48,320
Speaker 2: we're doing this in the backyard.

957
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 3: Oh, that's nice.

958
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 2: Am I doing this correctly?

959
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

960
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 4: I don't know.

961
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,879
Speaker 3: Does it feel good?

962
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 2: Then?

963
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 3: Yes, it feels incredible.

964
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm having a wonderful time. Now We've got a

965
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: little footage for but I'm going to keep fanning my

966
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 2: Do you want to find yours?

967
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 3: Thanks for the offers, I'm good.

968
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 2: So every member of your wedding party had one of these?

969
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got a bunch made on Etsy.

970
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 2: It feels terrific.

971
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:10,760
Speaker 3: Thanks.

972
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 2: Why I'm gonna put this in my bag?

973
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 3: Good?

974
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,920
Speaker 4: I honestly, that was part of the thing that I

975
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,479
Speaker 4: when I thought about what to not.

976
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 3: Bring you right right right?

977
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 4: Of course, I just wanted it to be something that

978
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 4: is not going to just take up space in your life.

979
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 2: Use God bless you. I mean, look, I've received a

980
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: lot of gifts and of course got some items that

981
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: are simply just occupying space in my home and I

982
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 2: have no idea what to do with.

983
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:36,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

984
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,439
Speaker 3: I'd like for there to just be not another plastic thing.

985
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything here will this food will be eaten, thank God.

986
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 2: Then I'll have something to keep me cool in case

987
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 2: the car breaks down and I'm on the side of

988
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: the road or that kind of thing. I will say.

989
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 2: The van is beautiful.

990
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 3: It's like thanks hand car of something. It's laser cut.

991
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: Laser cut. Yeah. No, if someone did this with hands,

992
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 2: they exhausted, might be no more hands. Yeah, that's what

993
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 2: they would do one and then die. Laser cut. How

994
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,839
Speaker 2: did you did you just google.

995
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff on Etsy? I like a custom thing.

996
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 2: Right right? Have you bought any fun custom things?

997
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 3: Yeah?

998
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 4: For Valentine's Day, I got my husband like a cup

999
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 4: with like my son's name on it. And on the

1000
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 4: other side is it's like a little travel mug. So, like,

1001
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 4: you know, we're trying to cut down on our waist.

1002
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,879
Speaker 4: So when he goes to the coffee shop, he has

1003
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 4: to present this kind of embarrassing cap the mug with him.

1004
00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:35,080
Speaker 4: That's the goal. I just you know, just and and

1005
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 4: also it just like claims him as mine wherever he goes, right,

1006
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 4: that's nice. Yeah he'll never get out.

1007
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 3: And yeah I got my.

1008
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 4: Son a crown for his birthday that's his name on it.

1009
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 4: That was very cute and made him look like the

1010
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 4: little prince. Everything that I can't even customized, I would.

1011
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:54,359
Speaker 3: Customize, right.

1012
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 2: I need to get into that game. That sounds like

1013
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 2: a fun times.

1014
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 3: It makes for a better gift.

1015
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 2: Oh, of course the old gift at the name on it.

1016
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 2: Somebody gave me a robe with my name on it.

1017
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 2: I feel great.

1018
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 3: Got you a robe?

1019
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:08,120
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding. It's a great gift.

1020
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 4: At the hair salon that I was at six minutes away,

1021
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 4: they had these amazing robes and I got one for

1022
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 4: myself and for my mom.

1023
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 2: Is it a like a what types of robes are

1024
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,000
Speaker 2: we talking about? A night robe? A bathrobe?

1025
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,880
Speaker 3: I think it's a day road day robe.

1026
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 4: It's a very light, airy, like a good summer throw

1027
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 4: on robe. It's very thin, and it's dyed in this

1028
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 4: beautiful way that makes it look like marble. It's called

1029
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 4: ice dyeing. I've asked too many questions about this robe.

1030
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 4: I'm like, how did you get it this way? But yes,

1031
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 4: look it up. Ice dyeing.

1032
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: Okay, I've heard about ice Wait is that when like

1033
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 2: the Actually I have not heard about it.

1034
00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 6: I don't.

1035
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,839
Speaker 2: I think maybe i've heard about it where the ice

1036
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 2: melts and slowly dies it.

1037
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 4: Yes, where you like put like a powder color on

1038
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 4: something and then the ice melts and it like creates

1039
00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,879
Speaker 4: almost like a marble psychedelic.

1040
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds lovely. It's like a new form of tied.

1041
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 4: The woman who made the robes was there and she

1042
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:08,319
Speaker 4: told me that she learned about it in summer camp.

1043
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

1044
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like one of the few skills that you

1045
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 2: can take from summer camp and turn into a business.

1046
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 2: Yeah this basket weekends or friendship bracelets. But that doesn't

1047
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 2: feel like baskets are all the rage.

1048
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 3: Baskets are Baskets are so expensive?

1049
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 2: Are they back in?

1050
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 4: I think they've been in. I love a basket. My

1051
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 4: house is covered in them.

1052
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 2: I adore a basket. But I didn't know that they

1053
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 2: were kind of the rage.

1054
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: I just think they're I mean, they're ridiculously expensive. You

1055
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 4: go to the container store and I'm constantly like.

1056
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 3: How for this?

1057
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think at least at the container store

1058
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 2: they would have a reasonable basket.

1059
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 4: No, the container store is the most overspriced of stores

1060
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 4: that carry containing things.

1061
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: What are you putting in your baskets?

1062
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,240
Speaker 3: Everything? Everything? Everything?

1063
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: I have.

1064
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 3: I have baskets for like blankets by the couch.

1065
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good we have like a little I've

1066
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: got a lot of like open shelving in my house,

1067
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 4: so I have like baskets where I.

1068
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: Just hide things right where it doesn't look like trash.

1069
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, right. Papers.

1070
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 4: I recently like have a section now by the entry

1071
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 4: of my home where I just put the garbage from.

1072
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:17,799
Speaker 3: The packages I open.

1073
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 4: Oh right, right, because the garbage just stays in the entryway,

1074
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 4: or the package just stays in the entryway.

1075
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 3: So there's like a basket for package garbage.

1076
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 4: Right.

1077
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 3: Trying to be less of a slob.

1078
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 2: It's very hard, it's very different.

1079
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 4: You need to create a system, and then you need

1080
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,560
Speaker 4: to uphold that system.

1081
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:33,879
Speaker 2: Right.

1082
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,319
Speaker 3: I can only do the.

1083
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 2: First if you let go for a second. Good luck,

1084
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: good luck ever returning. Yeah, I mean I just was

1085
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 2: manically opening mail before you came, and I'm like, I

1086
00:48:43,520 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: left half of it unopen. I'm like, that's going to

1087
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 2: create a problem in my life if I don't. I'm

1088
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 2: act quickly.

1089
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:53,319
Speaker 3: Imagining the Chris Catan character Mango eating the apple. I'm

1090
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 3: imagining you.

1091
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 2: Opening socially what was happening and it did not work?

1092
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 2: But baskets food, bread, I'm looking at it all I'm

1093
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 2: thinking about picnics.

1094
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:06,280
Speaker 3: Do you want to eat any of it?

1095
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 2: Is that?

1096
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 3: Where to do on?

1097
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 2: Eat in front of you?

1098
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: Okay?

1099
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 2: Do you want to eat?

1100
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 4: No?

1101
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll eat it later.

1102
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 1: Then.

1103
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 3: I don't want to give people that auditory experience.

1104
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,359
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, I feel like maybe I should try

1105
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 2: a little, but I'm gonna take the mic away. I'm

1106
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 2: just gonna try some of this. I'm sure. Do you

1107
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 2: want some to John? Do you want some?

1108
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 3: I'll try a little.

1109
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 4: Prosudo there's only a few pieces in each that okay,

1110
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 4: then let's each have some.

1111
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, I'm dropping it.

1112
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 4: I think there actually are like three pieces of each

1113
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 4: of the different kinds of pork.

1114
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: Yay.

1115
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 2: I'm holding the mic pretty far away and quietly chewing.

1116
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 2: But that's I'm eating some sort of salami and it's phenomenal.

1117
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: I mean, what if it was disgusting, but it's just

1118
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,399
Speaker 2: gagging here.

1119
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 3: Have you ever been to a Russian deli?

1120
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 4: No, so Russian deli's they I mean, honestly, life hack

1121
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,920
Speaker 4: for anyone who loves the charcuterie board. Fine Russian delis

1122
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 4: or Armenian delis. They're all over Lose Phelas and West Hollywood,

1123
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 4: right and get your salamis from there. It's so much

1124
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 4: cheaper and it's delicious. It's all the same stuff that

1125
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,959
Speaker 4: you would get at this gentrified deli, right.

1126
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 2: And those delis really know what they're talking about. So

1127
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 2: they've been there for years, right, years, like it's been.

1128
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:29,359
Speaker 4: I grew up having all of the deli meats at

1129
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 4: my house and it was never like prepackaged.

1130
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 3: It was always sliced in front of you.

1131
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try this persudo and then we're gonna you

1132
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,439
Speaker 2: will not hear me too.

1133
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:39,720
Speaker 3: The prescudo is yummy.

1134
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 2: Oh that is a beautiful piece of meat. Wow, he's

1135
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,240
Speaker 2: talking about the pursudo. We're talking. I mean, this place

1136
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: is very good. Look it's got its downfalls, but they

1137
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 2: make a good grocery. They have beautiful flowers too, which

1138
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 2: I'm always and I.

1139
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 4: Hear they're like brought in from the farm, and that

1140
00:50:57,880 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 4: makes me a little It's kind of like a small,

1141
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,239
Speaker 4: over priced farmer's market exactly.

1142
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 2: It's a real concentrated farmer's market situation. So when you

1143
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: feel like splurging on groceries, it's not the worst thing

1144
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 2: in the world.

1145
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 3: It's still pretty bad. But okay, I.

1146
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 2: Will say, Cookbook, I'm on your side because of the

1147
00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 2: free cookie. I will never betray you. John. How do

1148
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 2: you feel about it? You're two thumbs up.

1149
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 3: It's delicious.

1150
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: We're having a terrific little picnic here. I know slamy

1151
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 2: is something that I love so much that I'll eat

1152
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 2: it to the point that I feel that I hate it.

1153
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 2: Does that make any sense where I'm like, oh what

1154
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 2: am I doing? This is gross? But up until that point,

1155
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 2: I'm going crazy.

1156
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 4: I have that with caramel actually, oh reason, I used

1157
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 4: to be really into the caramel Sundays at McDonald's and

1158
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 4: now and I've had so many now that the thought

1159
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 4: of it makes me not.

1160
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 2: Shoush right, right, Yeah, I've I'll go through periods where

1161
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 2: I eat something to point of destruction for it. The enjoyment,

1162
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 2: but we have this disease just not having self control. Yeah, well,

1163
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 2: I think we should play a game.

1164
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:06,359
Speaker 3: Now.

1165
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a game called Gift Master. I need

1166
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 2: a number between one and ten from you.

1167
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:12,400
Speaker 3: Six.

1168
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 2: Okay, I have to do some like calculating. You can promote, recommend,

1169
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 2: do whatever you want for a minute. You've got the microphone.

1170
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna eat swami loudly into the microphone.

1171
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll act quickly.

1172
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 4: I have a movie coming out very soon, I think

1173
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 4: in September, early September. It's called Out of Office. It

1174
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,200
Speaker 4: was written directed by Paul Lieberstein. You guys know him

1175
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,319
Speaker 4: as Toby from the Office, but hopefully you know him

1176
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:38,359
Speaker 4: from a lot of other things. It has an incredible

1177
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 4: cast Leslie Jones, Ken Jung j Farrow, Emily Pendergast, who

1178
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 4: is a groundling and is going to be a huge, huge, huge,

1179
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 4: huge huge star. Elaine Carrol, who was also a longtime

1180
00:52:53,040 --> 00:52:56,239
Speaker 4: friend and is also brilliant. You should follow her on

1181
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 4: TikTok because her things are hilarious. Anyway, it's gonna be

1182
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 4: on Comedy Central and maybe also some other streaming thing.

1183
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,359
Speaker 3: I actually am bad at this. I don't have all

1184
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 3: the information. I should have looked it up. Are you ready?

1185
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:12,279
Speaker 2: I'm fully ready. And that was great. Basically you gave

1186
00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 2: them the title of the movie out of Office, and

1187
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,000
Speaker 2: so they can now type that Ristine. They type that

1188
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 2: into Google melding.

1189
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,840
Speaker 3: That was the hardest thing I've ever done. It was

1190
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 3: corfri hated it.

1191
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,919
Speaker 2: And now people can go watch the movie by either

1192
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 2: screaming it into their Apple TV or whatever, and the

1193
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 2: computer will find it for good.

1194
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 3: Nobody yet soon soon, no one ever.

1195
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, but type those things into Google or however

1196
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,400
Speaker 2: you find things, and you'll find it.

1197
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,040
Speaker 3: You get it.

1198
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 2: This is how gift master works. I'm gonna name three gifts,

1199
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 2: three things you can give away, and I'm gonna name

1200
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 2: three celebrities. You're going to tell me which person you'll

1201
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,920
Speaker 2: give which gift and why Oh yeah.

1202
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 3: I love this game. Okay, this was an audience suggestion.

1203
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 2: None of these are audience suggestions. Oh okay, this is

1204
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 2: for better or worse entirely me just typing random things

1205
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 2: into a Google doc and then uh, and.

1206
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:05,919
Speaker 3: Then I pick a number and here we are.

1207
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we are, so here this is uh, these

1208
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,680
Speaker 2: are the three gifts you're going to be giving away.

1209
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 2: Number one, this is a huge gift, actually an NFL franchise,

1210
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 2: so that you'll be giving basically a football team, billion

1211
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 2: dollar organization. Does a single team make billions of dollars?

1212
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 3: It's hard to tell a single team as a franchise. Yes,

1213
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 3: got it?

1214
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 5: Yes?

1215
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 2: Uh, and I am you know sports expert. Number two

1216
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 2: is a stolen piece of art, which is exciting. Yes.

1217
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 2: And then finally a vape pen. So that's a smaller gifts.

1218
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 3: Okay, NFL team, stolen art, vape pen.

1219
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 2: Yes, and then you'll be giving them to these people.

1220
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 2: Number one is Terrence Howard, who's kind of an interesting celebrity,

1221
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 2: has got his own brand of math, and then recently

1222
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,960
Speaker 2: was making some big claims about saving the world with hydrogen.

1223
00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,480
Speaker 2: I believe he's kind of someone who talks a lot

1224
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,840
Speaker 2: about science in a way that if you didn't know

1225
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: anything at all, you might think that guy knows what

1226
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: he's doing. But you're familiar, right, I'm gonna need you

1227
00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 2: to pull Terrence Howard. Let's say he was an empire.

1228
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, it's kind of like beautiful, is Terrence Howard? Beautiful?

1229
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 2: I feel like, Yeah, Terrence Howard's kind of a I've

1230
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,560
Speaker 2: never he's always kind of looked like a dirt bag

1231
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 2: to me.

1232
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:22,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he's gorgeous.

1233
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:27,400
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I mean okay, maybe I know too much.

1234
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 3: He talks about science, that's his thing.

1235
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 2: I mean, he had this kind of famous interview where

1236
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 2: he's like, I've created a new type of math. That's

1237
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:39,720
Speaker 2: just like anyone could be like, no, you didn't, that's wrong.

1238
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 3: Okay.

1239
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,360
Speaker 2: And now more recently he's dragged some country into like

1240
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,640
Speaker 2: he had this big news conference where he's like, I'm

1241
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:49,439
Speaker 2: going to save everyone. I thought of a new way

1242
00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 2: to restructure hydrogen or something. It's like again, people who

1243
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 2: know what they're talking about were like, no, you didn't,

1244
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 2: that's you were just out of your mind.

1245
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 4: It would be really fun to be a follower of him, Like,

1246
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 4: it would be really fun to be on board to

1247
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 4: just believe, oh yeah, did just be like this guy

1248
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 4: figured it out? He has all the answers. I am,

1249
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,919
Speaker 4: what's what's the expression? Attacking my car on it.

1250
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:17,000
Speaker 2: Patching my wagon to his star? Warn is that how

1251
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 2: it goes? John? Do you have any idea? John shaking

1252
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 2: his head.

1253
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 6: No, caboosing to his train. Yeah, Well okay, great, so

1254
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,520
Speaker 6: Terrence Howard. Number two is Sandra Lee. Are you familiar

1255
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 6: with Sandra Lee? Semi homemade with Sandra Lee. She dated

1256
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 6: Andrew Cuomo at some point, but it's mostly known for

1257
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,759
Speaker 6: cooking and well, no, she's known for putting a bunch

1258
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,520
Speaker 6: of crap on tables.

1259
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:38,880
Speaker 3: Never mind, I don't know who Sandral is.

1260
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna show you another picture. This is another

1261
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 2: fascinating She had a Food Network show for a long time.

1262
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 2: She's kind of blonde and I want to say Texan

1263
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 2: or something. Uh, this is what she looks like. She's

1264
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 2: She's famous for making table scapes, which is essentially which

1265
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 2: is what we're into, right, jumping a little bit, dumping

1266
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:05,240
Speaker 2: decorations all over a table, and edible she'll do edible,

1267
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,160
Speaker 2: she'll do non edible. Sandra does it all. She seems

1268
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:08,840
Speaker 2: like a good time.

1269
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:09,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1270
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 2: I don't know that much about her. We would all

1271
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 2: date Sandra Lee. Andrew is missing out. And then finally,

1272
00:57:18,360 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 2: so we've got Terrence Howard, Sandra Lee, and finally Surrey Cruise,

1273
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 2: another person I know almost nothing about.

1274
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:29,280
Speaker 4: I think that's probably intentional, right from her parents. I

1275
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 4: would want people to know nothing about my children.

1276
00:57:31,960 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 2: Kind of a mysterious presence that hopefully is not getting

1277
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 2: dragged into anything that she doesn't want to get dragged into.

1278
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 3: Well, I give her the bait pen.

1279
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 2: Not a bad idea, but why I just want.

1280
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:45,680
Speaker 3: To corrupt that shit.

1281
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 4: I want to get in and do some damage on

1282
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 4: her beautifully sheltered life. I think rock the boat with

1283
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise?

1284
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 3: What am I going to do to piss off Tom Cruise?

1285
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 2: I feel like very sometaniously, very little and as much

1286
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 2: as possible if you are near him, I feel like

1287
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 2: anything would make him mad. He seems like he's got

1288
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:08,120
Speaker 2: a short fuse.

1289
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 4: He's so interesting, fascinating man, so interesting because.

1290
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 3: Like we all know that he is a part of

1291
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 3: a giant evil machine, yes, evil evil iru, and we

1292
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:23,560
Speaker 3: love him.

1293
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 2: You can't say no to him. He wins you over

1294
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 2: every time.

1295
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 3: Why is he?

1296
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 4: He's very charismatic and beautiful and a great actor, I guess.

1297
00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 3: But what is it gonna take to cancel that guy?

1298
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 2: He really does like if he were to say no

1299
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 2: to scientology, turn his back on it, he probably could

1300
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,360
Speaker 2: run for president of Earth. Everyone loves that person, despite

1301
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,680
Speaker 2: being part of this awful religion. It's fascinating.

1302
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:53,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think the times where I heard him.

1303
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 4: Like, you know, uh, like explode on people with anger,

1304
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:00,080
Speaker 4: it was just only about that mask thing.

1305
00:59:00,160 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: Right early I was totally on his exactly what happened,

1306
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,280
Speaker 2: but it was like I.

1307
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 4: Was on his side, except for I was also working

1308
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,280
Speaker 4: on sets at the beginning of the pandemic, and I

1309
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 4: had a lot of empathy for people who had to

1310
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 4: wear masks for eight hours. Right, it doesn't feel good, know,

1311
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 4: and so when someone takes it off, you're like okay.

1312
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 3: And also we were also afraid of the pandemic.

1313
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 4: I thought just by gathering people, COVID would ignite, like

1314
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,240
Speaker 4: like like just smacking rocks together.

1315
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 3: If there's enough of us here, it will happen.

1316
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,640
Speaker 2: I thought, if you thought about grocery shopping, you would

1317
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 2: get COVID.

1318
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, so anyway, I don't I am still on dumb

1319
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 3: Christ somehow, I am. I think he's a part of

1320
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 3: something really dangerous and evil. So yeah, I'd suck up

1321
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 3: his daughter.

1322
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:55,440
Speaker 4: And then Terence, I'd give him the stolen art, uh,

1323
00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 4: just because he.

1324
00:59:58,400 --> 00:59:59,800
Speaker 3: I thought guy should get in some trouble.

1325
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 4: That guy should get in some trouble, like give him

1326
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 4: the thing that's actually like gonna mess up, Like there

1327
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 4: should be some kind of investigation.

1328
01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 2: Right, he needs somebody looking the CIA or somebody looking

1329
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 2: in and being like, you've got to stop tricking people.

1330
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:20,080
Speaker 4: Or what do you actually know what kind of top

1331
01:00:20,160 --> 01:00:21,280
Speaker 4: secret documents?

1332
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,840
Speaker 3: Yes, do we need to know to finally.

1333
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 2: Figure out math, Terrence?

1334
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 4: Please, it's always been such a mystery to us.

1335
01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,200
Speaker 3: And then I give the football team to Sandra.

1336
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 2: She seems I guarantee she can make a dip that

1337
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:40,959
Speaker 2: the football players would love to eat. You know, she's

1338
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 2: whipping up a for a crowd.

1339
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, does she know how to host an

1340
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,160
Speaker 4: NFL party that would be the super Bowl party we

1341
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 4: would all want to be.

1342
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,960
Speaker 2: At right, That truly makes perfect sense to me.

1343
01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 3: And she would like jazz up their costumes.

1344
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 4: Well, so, I'm just for giving women more power, right

1345
01:00:58,400 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 4: of course, even if they're not great women.

1346
01:01:01,240 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 3: Give them all, Give all the women all the things.

1347
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 2: Let's just give all women a chance to do whatever. Yeah,

1348
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,880
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if any women who are

1349
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 2: making up new forms of math yet.

1350
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 4: Well, if they are, they're just not bragging about it

1351
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 4: on Twitter. There probably are women making mathematical discoveries all

1352
01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 4: the time.

1353
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:22,960
Speaker 3: And then they just like once in a while. So

1354
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, oh, look at this girl who

1355
01:01:24,840 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 3: took a picture of a planet.

1356
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, she's an incredible mathematician who figured out

1357
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 4: how to capture a wonder.

1358
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:34,760
Speaker 3: You're like, yeah, coople who chicked it them?

1359
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 2: And that could be Sandra Lee with I'm gonna try

1360
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:41,959
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pull for my memory on an NFL team,

1361
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:48,440
Speaker 2: the Miami Dolphins. Good John, Okay, John is giving me

1362
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 2: a like a kind of she's saying, yes, sir, I'm not.

1363
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:56,720
Speaker 3: Gonna say anything because it could be a baseball team Rams,

1364
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,720
Speaker 3: the St.

1365
01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 2: Louis Rams. Now I'm gonna show off. I don't know.

1366
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 2: I know that, but.

1367
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 3: They're like they're literally down the street from you at.

1368
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:08,360
Speaker 2: Some point, weren't they the Saint Louis Rams. Oh no,

1369
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:12,480
Speaker 2: I've totally really fallen on my face. Ye sorry, Okay,

1370
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,680
Speaker 2: Well, we have to stop talking about football before the huge

1371
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 2: NFL listener base moves elsewhere could ruin the podcast. I

1372
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 2: could be driven out of town. Well you played that beautifully,

1373
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:25,920
Speaker 2: thank you. I think I bet sander Ley is going

1374
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 2: to own an NFL franchise at some point.

1375
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 3: I want that for her.

1376
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:31,720
Speaker 2: We all do. This is the final segment of the podcast.

1377
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 2: It's called I said no emails. People are writing in too,

1378
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:39,360
Speaker 2: I said no gifts at gmail dot com with you know, questions,

1379
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: desperate please this kind of thing. They all need information

1380
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 2: or help for me, and I've got a heart of golds.

1381
01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 2: I'm a helper. As we've discussed already. You like to

1382
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 2: help for your own benefit, for your own so I think,

1383
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 2: and that's the only reason you're right. You'll be happy

1384
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 2: to help me. Here, let me read a question. This says.

1385
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,560
Speaker 2: This is a I mean this, They're really buttering us

1386
01:02:59,640 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 2: up right from the beginning of says dearest darlingest Bridger

1387
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 2: and extremely talented yet disrespectful guest. Boy, do I have

1388
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 2: a dilemma for you. My partner Braxton and I are

1389
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:15,160
Speaker 2: getting married in February and have specified no gifts on

1390
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:18,120
Speaker 2: the Save of the date wedding website and invitations. They've

1391
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 2: gone all out for this. In lieu of gifts, We've

1392
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,680
Speaker 2: asked guests to donate to the National Center for Transgender

1393
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 2: Equality and the Humane Society of the Desert. Parentheses, we

1394
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 2: are getting married in Palm Springs. Okay, so this person,

1395
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 2: they're really letting us know what a great person they

1396
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 2: are and what a fancy wedding they're having. The bragging

1397
01:03:35,720 --> 01:03:38,760
Speaker 2: may never end, but let's keep reading. We just found

1398
01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 2: out both of our mothers are positively livid about the

1399
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,560
Speaker 2: no gifts requests. Hi, Well, we're gonna we'll have to

1400
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,919
Speaker 2: talk about this and our planning. Well what I would

1401
01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:51,200
Speaker 2: call a mini wedding coop e g. Calling all our

1402
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 2: friends and loved ones and telling them to bring gifts. Anyway,

1403
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,080
Speaker 2: this is where donation I know. I mean, I've got

1404
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 2: some ideas already. This is where you come. We need

1405
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 2: your help and advice on a how to stop the

1406
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:06,760
Speaker 2: coup B make sure people donate to the foundations which

1407
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 2: are near and dear to our hearts. And see whether

1408
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 2: we have to write thank you cards for gifts we

1409
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 2: explicitly did not want. Hell In parentheses, it says, do

1410
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 2: you write thank yous for this podcast?

1411
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:17,640
Speaker 3: And the no.

1412
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 2: The answer is absolutely not, Laura lap because did give

1413
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,000
Speaker 2: me some thank you notes as a gift once and

1414
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 2: I sent one to her. Good one smart, she was thinking.

1415
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:30,760
Speaker 2: But otherwise I'm obviously deeply ungrateful. Thank you in advance

1416
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:34,840
Speaker 2: for helping save us from a torrent of unnecessary, unwanted gifts,

1417
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 2: and that's from Quentin Quentin and his partner Braxton have Okay,

1418
01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,160
Speaker 2: so basically, first thought, you want to take care of

1419
01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,720
Speaker 2: mom and other mom, get them canceled. Look at these

1420
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,080
Speaker 2: organizations they're trying to get money, they're trying to divert

1421
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 2: money away from just you know, drag them through the

1422
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 2: moud online and destroy the relationship with them.

1423
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 4: I just want to first empathize with the couple getting married.

1424
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 3: I've been through something similar with my mother.

1425
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:03,360
Speaker 2: Okay, mom's love to meddle.

1426
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 4: I mean this might be where I get my disdain

1427
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,280
Speaker 4: of rules from.

1428
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:13,400
Speaker 3: As I'm known about town. I for my son's first birthday,

1429
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 3: I said no gifts, okay, sure, sure, and my mother

1430
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 3: and her friends.

1431
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:24,840
Speaker 4: I allowed her to invite two friends to my son's

1432
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 4: birthday party. They came with a small with a child's

1433
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 4: size red Mercedes. Oh no amg addition, no car that

1434
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 4: he can dry.

1435
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 2: I was on their side, not on.

1436
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 4: I said no gifts, and they bought the sparkliest, most annoying, noisiest,

1437
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,880
Speaker 4: most plastic, largest gift.

1438
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,400
Speaker 2: That's an awful gift that makes your son look like

1439
01:05:59,440 --> 01:05:59,959
Speaker 2: such an ass.

1440
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:03,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, we live in like a small, cute.

1441
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:06,960
Speaker 3: Hippy little part of town. I mean, get them a

1442
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:07,960
Speaker 3: Jeep Wrangler.

1443
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,440
Speaker 2: I guess, like give them a people's car.

1444
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, people's car.

1445
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 4: He's going to drive a red Mercedes convertible small hard

1446
01:06:15,440 --> 01:06:18,760
Speaker 4: Accord or something might be much more considerate.

1447
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,400
Speaker 3: But also the true slap in the face is that

1448
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,080
Speaker 3: he loves it.

1449
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,160
Speaker 2: Well. See, and this is a huge red flag for

1450
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 2: you as a mom. You've got to watch out for

1451
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 2: your son here. That behavior could get worse and worse.

1452
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1453
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, suddenly he's driving those cars around town and everyone

1454
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 2: hates him. Well, your mom is trying to mutate your son,

1455
01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 2: so this person. First of all, let's uh, people should

1456
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:44,760
Speaker 2: donate to those things. Listeners should go online and find

1457
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 2: those things and donate as a way to battle against

1458
01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:52,200
Speaker 2: Brexton and Quentin's mom. But Quinton and Brexton, I absolutely

1459
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:56,919
Speaker 2: support you disinviting the moms from the wedding. Yes, they've

1460
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:02,760
Speaker 2: obviously crossed the line, and again get them canceled. Go online,

1461
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:05,600
Speaker 2: say look at what these horrible women are doing.

1462
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:09,560
Speaker 4: Yes, print up embarrassing photos of your mom. Right, black

1463
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 4: blackmail your mother's.

1464
01:07:11,240 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 2: Right until things are back in control.

1465
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:14,920
Speaker 3: I also, I am confused.

1466
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,880
Speaker 4: Okay, let's talk about why we think the moms care

1467
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:19,240
Speaker 4: about that.

1468
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:21,560
Speaker 3: They're not gifts for them, right.

1469
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:23,240
Speaker 2: They're obsessed with given gifts.

1470
01:07:23,320 --> 01:07:26,600
Speaker 4: Isn't that they're like, no, you guys, you really do

1471
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,680
Speaker 4: need a new blender.

1472
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 3: You need you need this stuff, and if.

1473
01:07:31,240 --> 01:07:33,680
Speaker 4: You don't get it, then I don't want to come

1474
01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:37,680
Speaker 4: over your ship house full of old garbage things.

1475
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 2: That might I mean that there's a possibility if Quentin

1476
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 2: and Braxton live in a kind of trash heap.

1477
01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:47,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe they just have a very minimalist lifestyle that

1478
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 4: their parents are like, trust me, there's better shit.

1479
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 2: Out there, right, Or they're just bad people. These two

1480
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 2: moms are a couple of bad eggs.

1481
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:59,720
Speaker 4: I think that's also that, in addition to any other

1482
01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:02,560
Speaker 4: thing we come up with, that one is true.

1483
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 2: That one is one hundred percent true. That's the one

1484
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:08,640
Speaker 2: that's kind of the Terrence Howard's Math of Moms. Uh,

1485
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:12,920
Speaker 2: these women are out of control and must be stopped.

1486
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:15,600
Speaker 2: I don't even know what I mean. There's nothing else.

1487
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 2: I mean, one small caveat who's paying for the wedding?

1488
01:08:19,439 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 2: That's the big question. Interesting if what if the parents

1489
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 2: are involved in any way you've got to really tread carefully.

1490
01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,680
Speaker 2: Maybe you've allow them to pay up to the very

1491
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:30,600
Speaker 2: last minute and then disinvite.

1492
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,559
Speaker 3: This is why I always felt weird about men paying

1493
01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:36,519
Speaker 3: for dinner. It's because then there's like what do I

1494
01:08:36,760 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 3: owe you in exchange?

1495
01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:39,639
Speaker 2: And so terifying.

1496
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,720
Speaker 3: So that's kind of the uh, well, how about this

1497
01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:44,479
Speaker 3: fun fact.

1498
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,519
Speaker 4: If I knew a date was going well, I would

1499
01:08:46,600 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 4: let the guy pay because I trusted that there would

1500
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 4: be a second date.

1501
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 2: You've got to be absolutely landing on you and I

1502
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,720
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. Yeah, I think I'm just

1503
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:58,000
Speaker 2: gonna well. You are so unbelievably calm about this.

1504
01:08:59,280 --> 01:09:00,600
Speaker 3: It's really it really likes it.

1505
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:02,879
Speaker 2: I heard what you had to say about honeycomb earlier,

1506
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 2: and it's left ish there you go, gone off to

1507
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:09,799
Speaker 2: some other plant. This is the thrill of outdoor recording.

1508
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,240
Speaker 2: You suddenly have a surprise guest and it's gone on

1509
01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:13,679
Speaker 2: its way.

1510
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,759
Speaker 3: So well, it's nice.

1511
01:09:16,840 --> 01:09:18,439
Speaker 4: I like when the bee kind of sat on me,

1512
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 4: was like soft and fuzzy, saying.

1513
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 2: I have no recollection of what we were talking about.

1514
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,080
Speaker 2: That beat was such a disconsery.

1515
01:09:28,080 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 4: If I knew a date was going well, I would

1516
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:32,799
Speaker 4: let the guy pay smart if because.

1517
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,759
Speaker 3: I knew I would be able to repay him with other.

1518
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:39,160
Speaker 2: Meals or continued relationship et.

1519
01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:41,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Sure, but if it was going bad, I'm like, no,

1520
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 4: we're splitting the check and I'm out of here.

1521
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:44,720
Speaker 3: I owe you nothing.

1522
01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:46,639
Speaker 2: And that's exactly how you would say.

1523
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1524
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:48,800
Speaker 4: Sometimes I would even just be like, I'm getting the

1525
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,920
Speaker 4: whole thing, don't just don't worry about it.

1526
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, I'm a crazy farmer, so that's why buy.

1527
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,200
Speaker 2: That's a hard feeling. At the end of the day.

1528
01:09:56,320 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 2: Just forget it all paper, I've got to get out

1529
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,760
Speaker 2: of here. You will never see me again. I would

1530
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,200
Speaker 2: pay any price to never see you again. But it's

1531
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:03,959
Speaker 2: a nice clear.

1532
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 3: Sign I do. I did.

1533
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,400
Speaker 4: I think maybe sometimes I was too clear in dating

1534
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:08,920
Speaker 4: to tell people I didn't want to see them again.

1535
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 3: And I like the opposite of the shop that you worked at.

1536
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:14,280
Speaker 3: That would just like softly, slowly ghost you.

1537
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:19,080
Speaker 2: People need to hear, and Quentin and Braxton's moms definitely

1538
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:19,639
Speaker 2: need to hear.

1539
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:23,960
Speaker 3: Good segue back to talking about my dating life.

1540
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:30,040
Speaker 2: Absolute master of ceremonies, you know, congratulations to them. I mean,

1541
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:32,519
Speaker 2: the wedding is in February, so that's months away. These

1542
01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 2: moms might have other things up their sleep.

1543
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,760
Speaker 4: I think you just send a letter to all of

1544
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:39,320
Speaker 4: your guests saying, no, really, we mean it, thank you,

1545
01:10:39,479 --> 01:10:43,360
Speaker 4: we love you. We don't want new things. What we

1546
01:10:43,479 --> 01:10:45,400
Speaker 4: really want is a better earth.

1547
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:47,400
Speaker 2: But the more you say it, the more people want

1548
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 2: to give you a gift. There's something in the human brain.

1549
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,760
Speaker 2: It's just I feel like it's activated by the no.

1550
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 4: I listen to people when they say, don't bring me

1551
01:10:54,240 --> 01:10:55,640
Speaker 4: things because I don't.

1552
01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 3: I don't want things.

1553
01:10:57,040 --> 01:10:59,200
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's true, you don't want, but you.

1554
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:03,519
Speaker 4: Kind of do, don't you.

1555
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:06,599
Speaker 5: The kind of do is no gistly you demand, we'll

1556
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,160
Speaker 5: bring you a stupid.

1557
01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 2: P The first episode, Yeah, they really raven a little

1558
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 2: something in my mind that thought, oh, endless gifts, And

1559
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:19,719
Speaker 2: now we're living in the reality of it, and uh uh,

1560
01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,599
Speaker 2: there's gonna have to be a giant yard sale at

1561
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,960
Speaker 2: some point. Something's going to have to happen.

1562
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:24,599
Speaker 3: That's cool.

1563
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:27,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we have a yard sale for some sort.

1564
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:29,840
Speaker 4: Of maybe some kind of online yard sales so your

1565
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,840
Speaker 4: fans can buy the stuff right by favorite episodes or something.

1566
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 2: Right, that's not a bad idea. I mean, I start

1567
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 2: thinking about the security right for charity truly makes me

1568
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:43,840
Speaker 2: want to die, but you never know, because at some

1569
01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,439
Speaker 2: point it's going to crush me.

1570
01:11:46,040 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 3: So yeah, and and your partner.

1571
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:51,000
Speaker 2: It sounds like, right, we're all kind of ready to

1572
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 2: the rocks, but you've worked absolutely thing. We are hanging

1573
01:11:55,439 --> 01:12:01,280
Speaker 2: by a thread. No, but I appreciate this little gift

1574
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 2: you've brought. It's been such a lovely little picnic I've

1575
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 2: got with you. And I have this loaf of bread

1576
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:07,680
Speaker 2: that I'll get to make a sandwich from later, or

1577
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 2: some toast or French toast. Why was that so hard

1578
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:12,760
Speaker 2: for me to say?

1579
01:12:13,479 --> 01:12:15,559
Speaker 3: You never know how many options with this tiny bag.

1580
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:18,280
Speaker 2: Yette, Milana. I've had a fantastic time with you. Your

1581
01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:20,599
Speaker 2: hair looks great. I know you should be so proud

1582
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 2: of it.

1583
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:21,920
Speaker 3: I feel really good about it.

1584
01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:24,040
Speaker 2: I'm so thrilled to be your kind of your first

1585
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:28,040
Speaker 2: post haircut stop Well. Cookbook was well, cookbook got a

1586
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 2: little taste, but this was the real reveal the hair.

1587
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for doing My pleasure podcast is over,

1588
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,760
Speaker 2: whether you like it or not. I'm going to wrap

1589
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,519
Speaker 2: it up here and you're going to have to live

1590
01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 2: without me for a few minutes. I guess you could

1591
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 2: repeat the episode or do something like that. I don't know.

1592
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:47,599
Speaker 4: What do you imagine they're just listening with their head

1593
01:12:47,600 --> 01:12:48,760
Speaker 4: for no.

1594
01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,760
Speaker 2: They're just clutching their steering wheel or whatever you do.

1595
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:57,680
Speaker 2: I don't know. The show is absolutely over. You have

1596
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,639
Speaker 2: to move on with your life. Well, we'll be back

1597
01:13:01,720 --> 01:13:05,599
Speaker 2: in next week or whatever. However, podcasts work. Take care,

1598
01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:12,760
Speaker 2: I love you, goodbye, I said, No Gifts is an

1599
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 2: exactly right production. It's produced by our dear friend Annalise Nelson,

1600
01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:20,599
Speaker 2: and it's beautifully mixed by John Bradley. And we couldn't

1601
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 2: do it without our guest booker Patrick Kottner. The theme song,

1602
01:13:24,680 --> 01:13:28,679
Speaker 2: of course, could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann.

1603
01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 2: You must follow the show on Instagram at I said

1604
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 2: no Gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's

1605
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,639
Speaker 2: where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous

1606
01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:38,639
Speaker 2: gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures

1607
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,599
Speaker 2: of the gifts? But invit?

1608
01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:48,679
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear.

1609
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:51,200
Speaker 3: When you're a guest.

1610
01:13:51,000 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 1: Tom, you gotta come to me empty And I said, no, gut, yes,

1611
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:07,400
Speaker 1: your own presences presents enough. I already had too much stuff,

1612
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:11,200
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to so behave me