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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season thirty seven, Episode three,

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Speaker 1: Daily Night Geist. We're June two eight. Team, my name

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Speaker 1: is Jack O'Brien, A K. Paxel Rose. Take me down

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Speaker 1: to the Paradise City where the grass is green. I've

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Speaker 1: got Anxietyti okay Uh, and I am thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined by today's co host, one of the funniest stand

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Speaker 1: all time leader in guesting on the Daily Night Guys,

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Speaker 1: Please welcome Jamie loft a k A YAMMI lofty Ak,

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Speaker 1: Little Zami, Little Zam Zam. How's it going, Little Zamp.

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Speaker 1: I'm good, I'm here, I got my little Zam. It's good.

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Speaker 1: It's Whenever my little zamp is burning, it means it's

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Speaker 1: time to be a guest podcast. Little Zam refers to

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Speaker 1: the small zamboni tattoo that you got on your back. Yep,

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Speaker 1: it could be smaller, is my critique of the little Zam.

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Speaker 1: Could definitely be smaller, a little bit big. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: want to get that a little bigger. That's what the

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Speaker 1: tattoo guys said. Be right, you're gonna want to go

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Speaker 1: a little bigger. With that and piece may I recommend

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Speaker 1: flames and an eagle's driving. It does have plans. I

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Speaker 1: know it looks awesome. Actually it is a beautiful zamboni.

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled to have in our third seat today

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Speaker 1: one of the funniest human beings I've ever known, hilarious

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Speaker 1: writer and performer, one of my favorite scriptwriters from my

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Speaker 1: time at Cracked, and he currently writes for American Dad.

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Speaker 1: He is Mr Storm Boe. Hey, man, Hey, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: That was really nice. Usually you throw me under the

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Speaker 1: bus with your introductions. True, I totally forgot to do that. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And in our third seat we have some guy named Storm.

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Speaker 1: And then I stand up and I waved for the

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Speaker 1: audience of here I take my time crossing the stage

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Speaker 1: here about once more graciously, and then returned to my seat.

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Speaker 1: The boys truly are back in town, am I Right?

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Speaker 1: All right? So when we're gonna get to know you

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Speaker 1: a little bit better, But first we like to tell

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Speaker 1: our listeners what they're in store for Today, We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk a little bit about the most lit Twitter mural ever. Uh,

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Speaker 1: going to talk about the continuing civil war or lack

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Speaker 1: of civility debate between the left and the right that's

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Speaker 1: going down on these streets. We're gonna talk about the

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Speaker 1: travel Band being upheld by the Supreme Court. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk about where these immigrants are coming from we're acrossing

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Speaker 1: the Mexican border and why what happens when they get deported. Uh,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about David Lynch saying that Donald Trump

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Speaker 1: might be the best president ever. And then we're just

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Speaker 1: gonna do a bunch of fun stories with co host

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Speaker 1: Jamie Loftus. Towards the end, we're gonna talk Birthday Watch.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk Love Watch, We're gonna talk World Cup Date,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk face Watch. That one's with super producer

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Speaker 1: on a Josmia. But first we like to get to

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Speaker 1: know our guest a little bit better. Soren. What is

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Speaker 1: something from your search history that is revealing about who

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Speaker 1: you are as a human being? Um, just yesterday I

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Speaker 1: searched Toddler Chicago Fire. Oh no, I don't like where

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Speaker 1: this is going. No, it's better than that. It's much

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Speaker 1: more like her than that. It was it was a

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Speaker 1: Toddler's like Chicago fire. Question mark is what it was like?

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Speaker 1: I was really? Yes, So Most of my searches are

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Speaker 1: about my son because I'm worried about things, like constantly

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Speaker 1: and concerned with everything that he does. Your son had

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Speaker 1: to do with Chicago Fire, well, good question. His favorite

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Speaker 1: shows are Curious George and another one called p J

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Speaker 1: not Chicago Fire, not the cow one. Not that that's

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Speaker 1: so strange. It's very strange, and I didn't I didn't

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Speaker 1: But um, I I was just checking to see if

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Speaker 1: they're other kids who were like other parents would be like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my kid loves Chicago. Chicago Man is really where my

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Speaker 1: kids at. But yeah, Chicago Fire. I think it's just

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Speaker 1: because there's Fireman in it. But it's I mean, Fireman makeup.

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Speaker 1: The actual firefighting in that show makes it about thirteent

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Speaker 1: of that show. But he's just riveted by the dialogue

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Speaker 1: and everything. He won't watch any other live action television

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Speaker 1: but Chicago Fires he's on did you ever have to

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Speaker 1: get through the Terrific Trucks period. I have. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: there's some really really bad ones. There's one called nutra

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Speaker 1: Ventures that's maybe the worst animation I've ever seen, and

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Speaker 1: I don't I still don't understand the plot of it.

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Speaker 1: I've seen maybe forty episodes of it, and it's some

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Speaker 1: kids who are into nutrition, but they go through a

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Speaker 1: It might be a Canadian show. It's honestly, it's on

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Speaker 1: there was just like weird perverted adults that we're talking

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Speaker 1: to children directly on television all day, like Pappy Land style.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys watch Pappy Land? I know what Pappy

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Speaker 1: Land is. Yet we had a cartoon called maybe it

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Speaker 1: and he looked kind of like a hobo clown. But

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Speaker 1: it was just that it was just him, like talking

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Speaker 1: I had nightmares about Pappy Drewett for for a long time.

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Speaker 1: It was an old man in a cowboys suit who

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Speaker 1: he'd be like, make sure to brush your teeth, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It's always fun to think about, um. Yeah, I wonder

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Speaker 1: how Like I was watching Old Sesame Street yesterday and

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Speaker 1: A lot of them are still there. Really. Yeah. Gordon

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Speaker 1: on Oh Blanky Did you got everybody at Bozo the Clown? Right? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that show sucked it's really a bad show. Sorry, Jamie

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Speaker 1: Lean He I just my memories, wife, I have seven

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Speaker 1: which was Bill Cosby, who, as we know, was not

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Speaker 1: a perfect, very chill guy, very good with kids. Yes,

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Speaker 1: pap is regretfully still alive. Is he like one of

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Speaker 1: It's Pappy Druette of Pappy Land. That's a disgusting name

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Speaker 1: for a children's show. It sounds like a crime, like storm.

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is overrated? I think breakfast

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Speaker 1: is overrated? Oh wow, co sign. People talk about breakfast

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Speaker 1: being the most important meal of the day, and I

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Speaker 1: a big pancreatic shock. It's like it's sugar heavy. Most

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Speaker 1: most breakfast foods are heavy heavy sugar, including cereals. Like

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Speaker 1: even the cereals that are supposedly really good for you

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Speaker 1: or eight hours. Well, you're gonna want to do is

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Speaker 1: You're gonna want to get like a lot of sugar

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Speaker 1: and dairy. Just loads your loads your insides up with

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Speaker 1: to school. Yeah, I agree that breakfast is over for narks,

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Speaker 1: losers and dweaves. It's also just crazy that we have

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Speaker 1: a dessert meal. Anything goes with breakfast except things that

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Speaker 1: are actually pretty good for you. Like you can't have

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Speaker 1: chicken for breakfast. That's fucking crazy. You can't have chicken

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Speaker 1: and waffles or chicken sausage. Yeah, but like a roast chicken. No,

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Speaker 1: that's all. You can't do that. There's too many rules

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Speaker 1: with breakfast. Yeah, it's like there you can have all

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Speaker 1: the food groups, but it's only very specific. You can

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Speaker 1: only have like sauce, like they're like sausages. Okay, breakfast me.

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Speaker 1: But if you have chicken, you may as well walk

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Speaker 1: into traffic like breadcat have their embryos, right, yeah, they're unfertilized.

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Speaker 1: That's probably the healthiest thing that we have for breakfast.

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Speaker 1: But everything here's pancakes. That's such a cheap I ate

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Speaker 1: I agree, it's it's still I still enjoy it. I

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Speaker 1: kid in the morning. I like breakfast content better than

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Speaker 1: I like breakfast itself. Yeah, like people talking about their breakfast,

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Speaker 1: Like hearing people enjoying their breakfast, I'm not going to participate.

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Speaker 1: You enjoy hearing that crunch of cereal over a newspaper that, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that other people are starting their day. I

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Speaker 1: would prefer my day to never start. Cereal is a

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Speaker 1: thing that if I have a problem food, it is

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Speaker 1: definitely cereal. I can't stop a bowl of cereal like

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Speaker 1: until there's no more milk left, and pour more milk in,

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Speaker 1: and it just never stops. For me. I will eat

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Speaker 1: a whole box of cereals. It's like what they actually

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Speaker 1: planned with hot dogs when they sold the wrong amount

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Speaker 1: of buns. For the way you have to eat all

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Speaker 1: the hot dogs. What is something you think is underrated?

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Speaker 1: I think Arby's is completely under God damn it, here

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Speaker 1: we go. Wait is going to try and hijack this

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Speaker 1: show and make it all about Arby's. Sore Soren's Whole

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Speaker 1: life is sponsored by Arby's. Jack, I'm hooking you up

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Speaker 1: a sponsorship for this. People tell us about Arby's is

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Speaker 1: the punch line of jokes. Yeah, Arby's people think of

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Speaker 1: it is like the shittiest of the fast foods. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you guys got the meats. We get it all right.

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Speaker 1: I think I called one of the tops. Well, I

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Speaker 1: will qualify this by saying that I don't eat red meat,

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Speaker 1: So you don't eat the RB I don't eat. I

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Speaker 1: don't eat the roast beef. I have no idea if

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Speaker 1: that's good or not. What a clever name? I just

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Speaker 1: realized that too. I don't know, idea, is that true?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it must be right, No, I'm just saying,

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Speaker 1: is that true? You guys are that dumb. You didn't

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Speaker 1: realize you're just getting roasted like beef. They have things

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Speaker 1: called market fresh sandwich is like like turkey carb type things.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing. Yeah. So there are a lot of different

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Speaker 1: fast food restaurants, and I know because I keep track

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Speaker 1: when they try and branch out into sandwiches and it

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Speaker 1: always sucks. Like they try and do a turkey sandwich

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Speaker 1: and the meat is just not good because they have

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Speaker 1: to use such large quantities of it, like processed meat

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Speaker 1: to get a cheap enough But for some reason, Arby's

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Speaker 1: nailed it. Arby's has like delicious turkey there, and they've

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Speaker 1: This made me think of the fact that Republicans are

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Speaker 1: better at this then progressives are. They're like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: they did an unprecedented thing to steal the Supreme Court nominee,

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Speaker 1: but it was It turns out it's legal, and that's

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Speaker 1: where we are. The Republicans know they have to do

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Speaker 1: whatever they're legally permitted to do in order to protect

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Speaker 1: and like advance their ideology. And they're wrong. And the

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Speaker 1: vast majority of the world, uh, and even most people

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Speaker 1: in America know they're wrong. So they have to like

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Speaker 1: use tricks and like underdog strategies to win. Like they

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Speaker 1: have to, you know, find loopholes and you know, to

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Speaker 1: think outside the box. A real case against asking for

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Speaker 1: forgiveness instead of permission. Yeah yeah, yeah. Malcolm Glabwell wrote

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Speaker 1: this book, David First Goliath, where he talked about like

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Speaker 1: all these underdog strategies, and like, how if you have

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Speaker 1: like a basketball team that's less talented than the other teams,

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Speaker 1: if you do this like one strategy of just doing

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Speaker 1: a full court press, you can usually like do much

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Speaker 1: better than your talent would suggest. And he also like

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Speaker 1: looked at insurgent warfare and like, how, you know, the

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Speaker 1: North Vietnamese defeated the vastly more powerful U. S Army,

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Speaker 1: and the US Army had them beaten like all the

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Speaker 1: things that warfare is supposed to be about, weapons, manpower, technology, spending,

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Speaker 1: but like they were able to just you know, out

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Speaker 1: scrap them. And I feel like it's a similar case

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Speaker 1: with conservatives verse progressives. Like progressives have Republicans beaten every

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Speaker 1: category that should matter in politics. They have uh their

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Speaker 1: right and people know they're right for the most part.

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Speaker 1: Like America is way more conservative than the rest of

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Speaker 1: the world because science and reason are the dominant values

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Speaker 1: in the modern world, and reason and science support progressive values.

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Speaker 1: The left has like a media that knows their right.

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Speaker 1: The truth sort of has a liberal progressive bias. Their

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Speaker 1: core ideology is helping others in like a Christian nation. Demographically,

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Speaker 1: they already win the popular vote and things are trending

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Speaker 1: more in their direction, Like Republicans have a shitty hand,

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Speaker 1: but they know they have a shitty hand, and they

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Speaker 1: they focus on ways of using like loopholes and brutality.

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Speaker 1: They're just shameless, I feel like, and they're using a

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Speaker 1: mighty Ducks strategy to a yeah, this is a little

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Speaker 1: big league yeah, And I feel like I feel like

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Speaker 1: Democrats assume, and this is what I had kind of

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Speaker 1: assumed that because progressive values are right, that they'll win

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Speaker 1: out in the end. Like the whole when they go low,

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Speaker 1: we go high sort of has an implication that it's

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Speaker 1: just being right will self evidently win out in the end.

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Speaker 1: And I feel like that's not necessarily the case. Like

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Speaker 1: you have to play the game and like play it

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Speaker 1: ruthlessly in order to you know, beat these people who

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Speaker 1: are fucking brutal and just like finding every single loophole

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Speaker 1: to steal decisions and steal and you know, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter how they're doing it, because they are affecting people's lives.

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Speaker 1: Elizabeth Warren needs to watch The Wire, yeah, or Game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones something where like I feel like Game of

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Speaker 1: Thrones is the way because Game of Thrones, so game

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Speaker 1: of Thrones was I think, you know, there would be

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Speaker 1: these moments in Game of Thrones where the whole world

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Speaker 1: will be like, oh no, what happened. And it's because

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Speaker 1: it was like the first show that was like okay,

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Speaker 1: so here's where the narrative conventions would lead. This handsome

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Speaker 1: underdog would defeat the giant like monstrous guy. He's fighting

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Speaker 1: in battle because he has truth and justice on his

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Speaker 1: side and he's like the more fun progressive guy and

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Speaker 1: that guy's head gets squashed like a grape. Because it's

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Speaker 1: based more on like how history works, and the way

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Speaker 1: history works is that the people who are willing to

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Speaker 1: use violence and you know, just you know, kick dirt, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and dragons, like, as we all know, people who are

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Speaker 1: willing to use dragons tend to win out in history.

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Speaker 1: And this is a gibberish to me. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: dweeb who watches games drones. However, Yeah, I love this,

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Speaker 1: especially because this Supreme Court decision happened today, like on

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Speaker 1: the day of primary elections in New York. It is

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Speaker 1: just such a slap in the face of like, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoy voting. Everyone should absolutely vote, but your vote doesn't

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Speaker 1: really matter and people can steal stuff from you anyways,

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Speaker 1: regardless of what you think, and how like civically engaged

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Speaker 1: you are just depressing. Yeah, but I mean it should matter.

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Speaker 1: I feel like the people who progress a vote for

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Speaker 1: should be better at their job and like realize that

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Speaker 1: they're playing a different game. They still believe in civility,

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Speaker 1: and you know, the right is out here. They're just like, no,

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Speaker 1: we're not going to let you do the thing that

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Speaker 1: it seems like all indications would be that you should

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Speaker 1: be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court justice. But we're

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Speaker 1: just not going to do that, even though it's historically unprecedented.

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Speaker 1: It is crazy, And yeah, it does feel like their

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Speaker 1: sense the lefts of the political representatives of the left

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Speaker 1: all are uh there. They are acting like they can't

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Speaker 1: be wrong in the end, that somehow this is all

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Speaker 1: going to work out for them to this point that

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Speaker 1: like their sense of how to fight for anything is atrophied.

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Speaker 1: They're so bad at countering things that are so clearly bad.

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Speaker 1: Trump couldn't paint bigger targets on the things that he's doing,

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Speaker 1: and instead they're like, well, let's see, what does the

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Speaker 1: average person care about. Kathy Griffin let's go defend her, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're missing well. And he's also good at like figuring

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Speaker 1: out what people care about and just being realizing people

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Speaker 1: care about you know, little fucking reality TV wars and

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Speaker 1: ship like that that he can. You know, he's running

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Speaker 1: the presidency like a reality TV I think, yeah, the

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Speaker 1: average person, the sense of civility that we even have

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Speaker 1: among average citizens United States, whether we're acknowledging it or not,

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Speaker 1: the president does exemplify what the civility is of the people,

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Speaker 1: and he's the least civil person and everyone else is

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Speaker 1: just acting in accordance to that. He says terrible things

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Speaker 1: about other human beings on Twitter all the time, and

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Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, that's how we're talking now, all right, cool? Right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like do you guys feel do you ever just think, okay, well,

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Speaker 1: history will prove us right, Like I sometimes I think

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Speaker 1: that about the Trump administration. I'm just like, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: that doesn't doesn't help anybody to think that way, Like

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Speaker 1: history vindicating you doesn't help anyone. And that's just like

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Speaker 1: the version of history that we've been given, which is

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Speaker 1: written by the mostly the bad people anyway. So it's

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Speaker 1: just like I I don't know, but we don't know

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Speaker 1: who's been like buried by time, right, that's true. Good

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Speaker 1: guy is lose and we're doomed. And hey, speaking of doomed,

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Speaker 1: so we wanted to take a look at the whole

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Speaker 1: immigration debate has kind of talked around the story of

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Speaker 1: where some of these folks are coming from, because you know,

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Speaker 1: I think there's been stories about how a lot of

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Speaker 1: them are having to cross the entire country of Mexico

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Speaker 1: and how that's gotten more and more treacherous as Mexico

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Speaker 1: has kind of got deadlier and deadlier. And so we

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Speaker 1: had one of our writers, Sam We're Abmin, kind of

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Speaker 1: take a look at where most of the people who

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Speaker 1: are being detained are coming from. And so it used

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Speaker 1: to be like ninety percent of the people crossing the

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Speaker 1: Mexican border where just originally from Mexico, and that wasn't

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Speaker 1: very long ago at all. That was like within the

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Speaker 1: last ten years. But now it's fifty percent people from

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Speaker 1: Central America like El Salvador and Honduras and Guatemala. Of

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Speaker 1: the people are coming across the border from there, And

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Speaker 1: a big part of it is that during the Obama administration,

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Speaker 1: there was you know, people talk about how Obama deported

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Speaker 1: more people than any administration in the history of the world,

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Speaker 1: and his administration was deporting like people who had committed crimes,

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Speaker 1: but he was deporting them back to their home countries.

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Speaker 1: And when he deported all those people back to their

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Speaker 1: home countries who were criminals, like, those countries got really,

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Speaker 1: really bad. And so now you have basically this chain

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Speaker 1: reaction of the people who aren't, you know, horrible criminals

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Speaker 1: who weren't just reported there now fleeing the countries. Because right, so,

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Speaker 1: on the one hand, it's like not a bad exchange.

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Speaker 1: You know, we're sending them the people who have all

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00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: committed like felonies and murders, and we're getting the people

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Speaker 1: who are like the fuck, but they're really coming from

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Speaker 1: horrifying ship like El Salvador became the world's most violent

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Speaker 1: country not at war in two thousand fifteen, when gang

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Speaker 1: related violence brought its homicide rate to one and three

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Speaker 1: per hundred thousand UH. In the US it's five point

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Speaker 1: four per one thousand people. And a lot of the

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Speaker 1: times people who are fleeing and are like I'm seeing asylum,

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Speaker 1: I'm in a lot of trouble back there, please let

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Speaker 1: me stay in America. When the United States is like,

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Speaker 1: we don't believe that you're in that much trouble and

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Speaker 1: send them back, they do get murdered. There's like all

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Speaker 1: sorts of cases of I think the Columbia School of

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Speaker 1: Journalism identified sixty cases of immigrants deported back to their

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Speaker 1: country who were then killed or harmed in the way

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Speaker 1: that they were specifically asking to like trying to escape.

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Speaker 1: It's nuts that we're keeping better track with the people

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Speaker 1: we sent back than the kids we have here. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So that's that's the other thing is there's not really

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Speaker 1: a system to reunite parents and kids because they just

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Speaker 1: weren't paying that much attention in the first place, because

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Speaker 1: it was just a half past uh decision that was

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Speaker 1: like yeah, we'll show them. Yeah. So also a bummer boy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this this podcast is fun. Yeah exactly, am I right? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But I mean, so there there's one story of this guy,

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Speaker 1: Constantino Morales, who was shot and killed back in Mexico.

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Speaker 1: He was a former police officer in Mexico who publicly

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Speaker 1: stood up against drug trafficking and like you know, cartels

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Speaker 1: kept trying to kill him. So he came to the

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Speaker 1: US in search of asylum. Uh, And he got pulled

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Speaker 1: over for a traffic violation and was found to not

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Speaker 1: have a driver's license, which I know people who drive

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Speaker 1: without a driver's license. They are some of my favorite

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Speaker 1: people drive without a driver's license. And he was sent

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Speaker 1: back to Mexico for a traffic offense essentially and was

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Speaker 1: shot and killed. So oh man, yeah, he was basically

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Speaker 1: given a death sentence for a traffic violation. So, I mean,

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Speaker 1: the reason that these countries are in such bad shape

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Speaker 1: in the first place is US has a pretty heavy

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Speaker 1: hand and a lot of that too. El Salvador, all

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Speaker 1: those Central American countries. We that's how we get our

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Speaker 1: cheaper nanas and coffee. Man, is that we we overthrew

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Speaker 1: power so that we could get cheaper food from there,

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Speaker 1: and we're like, we'd prefer your government be this instead,

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Speaker 1: and it's still having these last and awful effects. And

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Speaker 1: then also the drug trade. The drug trade, there's a

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Speaker 1: reason it's all moving north. We're all doing drugs here

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Speaker 1: like we want those drugs, and drugs are great, and

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Speaker 1: then they wouldn't we wouldn't have those that all this

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Speaker 1: stuff wasn't going on if everyone in the United States

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Speaker 1: is just like, you know, either we make drugs legal

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Speaker 1: or we just everyone has got to stop doing drugs

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Speaker 1: that everybody stops getting killed in these Central American countries.

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Speaker 1: Can we all agree to stop doing drugs? Guys right?

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Speaker 1: Getting getting a resounding note? Not Yeah, I've been out

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Speaker 1: as an unlicensed driver. Yeah, I'm keeping a list of

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Speaker 1: Jamie Jamie loft Is things. This Game of Thrones loves drugs,

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Speaker 1: loves does not drive with the license. I did not

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Speaker 1: out you, I said some of my favorite people I

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Speaker 1: wasn't even talking about. Turned myself into the cops on

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Speaker 1: the air. Um and it has already threatened to arrest

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Speaker 1: me on three different post it's. Uh yeah, super producer

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Speaker 1: Josie has been sliding post it notes across the table,

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Speaker 1: been on this sting for over five years. Almost has enough.

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Speaker 1: And finally, David Lynch is on a interview tour for

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Speaker 1: his autobiography, which I don't know. I love when people

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Speaker 1: are promoting their auto biographies and then just provides you

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Speaker 1: with a sound clip of why you should not be

636
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Speaker 1: interested in what they have to say. There you go.

637
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: So he's just been doing countless interviews and you know

638
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,840
Speaker 1: he's a little bit of a quirky guy by all accounts,

639
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,760
Speaker 1: a very like friendly person in person. Pixie Dream Elder,

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00:38:19,719 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: he really is just like very nice and like almost

641
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: affected to a degree. Uh. He credits his serene happiness

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00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:36,160
Speaker 1: to transcendental medication, which is the closest thing to an

643
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: accepted cult in the Los Angeles area. But that's just

644
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: me talking. I'm sure a bunch of our guests would disagree. Jack,

645
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: by the way, heavy scientologist, Yeah, well, I mean the

646
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: real cult is the psychiatry and psychia psycheay medication. When

647
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: the Twin Peaks reboot came out last year, I tweeted

648
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Speaker 1: something to the effect of David Lynch is David aster

649
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: Wallace for for people who can't read, And I literally

650
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: had to delete it because the chides came for me.

651
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: They were like, my friend David, he taught me how

652
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 1: to breathe slow David Lynch is. I mean, even though

653
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 1: I don't care what he has to say, I could

654
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,439
Speaker 1: listen to him talk about anything for a very long time.

655
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: If you ever watch um, uh, Empire City is that?

656
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 1: What city of Empire? What's that movie inland Empire? Yeah?

657
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: That movie in the deleted scenes or No. In the

658
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: the extra features, he talks for about eighteen minutes about

659
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: how to make keenwa and like in the middle of it,

660
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: there's a there's an intermission of him sitting out on

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00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: his porch smoking cigarette and telling the story about how

662
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:53,279
Speaker 1: he gave this girl on an Indian train her first

663
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: Coca Cola. And it's horrifying. Like the whole thing is.

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00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: It feels very, very tense. In any minute, something like

665
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: the bombs going to drop of the story and there's

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00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: the bomb. It's just the way that he talks. Yeah,

667
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: I mean, well, any story about an older man offering

668
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Speaker 1: a young woman in open beverage chilling to the core,

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00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 1: chilling Coca cola. Uh, David Lynch just bothers me and whatever. Anyways,

670
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 1: there's it's become a big thing and right wing media

671
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 1: that he said that Trump could be the best president

672
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: in the history of presidents. He could go down as

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Speaker 1: one of the greatest presidents in history. But I mean

674
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: he did say it, so I mean he he is

675
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: leaving that possibility open. His claim. He was putting it

676
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Speaker 1: in the context of anything can happen. He has disrupted

677
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:47,400
Speaker 1: the thing so much no one is able to counter

678
00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: this guy in an intelligent way, which is a kind

679
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,839
Speaker 1: of what we were just saying that, Like, he has

680
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 1: completely changed the level of discourse to the point that,

681
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 1: like people don't know really how to counter him. But

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Speaker 1: I don't think he will go down as one of

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00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: the greatest presidents in history. You guys can quote me

684
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: on that. What is David Lynch accomplished by saying that, right,

685
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: He's just you know, putting it out there that. Uh

686
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: I think I think he's probably accomplishing Hey, conservatives by

687
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 1: books too, you know. Honestly, I think ultimately this is

688
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: uh net good for any person who's like someone they're

689
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: dating is trying to defend the work of David Lynch.

690
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,360
Speaker 1: I don't like art that's designed to make me feel

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00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,720
Speaker 1: like a fucking idiot, and that's most of what David

692
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,359
Speaker 1: Lynch does. He's like, it's long and confusing, and there's

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Speaker 1: a dig at the end. It's like, Okay, cool, we've

694
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: all been, you know, done a year of film school. Like,

695
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,279
Speaker 1: I live for that kind of stuff. I want it

696
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: to be that way three hours and addict at the end.

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00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: Is anything in my life meals that's what I want?

698
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,800
Speaker 1: I like. I like it when the arts is like, listen,

699
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to hide a lot of ship in here,

700
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 1: and you're going to have to find it, because then

701
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: it feels like I'm the one who's got to flip

702
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: it over and look at the answer key and be like, okay,

703
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: all right, okay, so this means this, this means this,

704
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: and I like that a lot. I like that in

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00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: his movies. Um, but you're right, it is pretentious and

706
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: kind of insane. How David Lynch will never make anything

707
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: better than Jane the Virgin, which is the best show

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Speaker 1: of all time. And I don't, man, I don't know.

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00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: I just David Lynch for all the positives his work

710
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: you know, has, and it's not it's not bad. I'm

711
00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: not saying it's bad. I'm saying it's David Foster Wallace

712
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:37,320
Speaker 1: for people who can't read. It's David Foster Wallace for

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00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,399
Speaker 1: the illiterate. And Jane the Virgin is for geniuses who

714
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 1: rule like me. And we're going to go out on that.

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Speaker 1: We will be right back after these messages and we're

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Speaker 1: back and the ESPN butt issue is out. I right.

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00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: They just show people's butts. It's that's all it is.

718
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: It's just naked people showing their butts. The ripon as

719
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: got me good, Adam Rippons, but holy, holy holy, I

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00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: took screenshots. Yeah, you gotta check out that, but Adam Rippons,

721
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,720
Speaker 1: so you could have it whenever you wanted it. Also,

722
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: the algorithm knew I wanted to see that butt because

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00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: it kept rising to the top of my feed multiple

724
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,400
Speaker 1: times yesterday. They're like, hey, remember when you were a

725
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 1: gape at that? But here it is again from a

726
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 1: different angle. You're like, ah, there it is. Wow, look

727
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: at that. But that is a that is something sinewy.

728
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Speaker 1: There's there's there's a lot of muscle going on. I've

729
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 1: freaked out. He looks like a human erection. Hey, that's

730
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 1: not the only thing going on today, is it, Jamie? No,

731
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:02,839
Speaker 1: it's time for Jamie loftus is they want guys? Whose

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00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: birthday is? The woman with the forty pound ponytail. Arianna

733
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Speaker 1: Grande is twenty five years old today. Al Right, I know,

734
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,439
Speaker 1: happy birthday. I'm just grateful that we're finally the same

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Speaker 1: age and have accomplished the same amount, which is like

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. Sort of have a gate that's like a

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Speaker 1: side to side gate. Y. Yeah, maybe she also has

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Speaker 1: a pretty bad Sculia assists as well. There's a really

739
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:33,200
Speaker 1: interesting Ariana Grande article I was reading earlier today on

740
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: The Verge about big dick energy. Are you guys familiar

741
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 1: with the term big dick energy. It's kind of like

742
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 1: a fluid term. It means something different to everyone. But

743
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 1: basically she used the term online and now it's sort

744
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: of being interpreted as confidence big dick energy, like Pete

745
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: David said, would be interpreted to have big dick energy

746
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Speaker 1: because it doesn't seem like he should be dating her

747
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,960
Speaker 1: and yet he is. So now she's I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I was. I'm looking forward to integrating big dick energy

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Speaker 1: into how I talk about people. An example of big

750
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: dick energy is like if you meet someone you're like, oh,

751
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,360
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be taller because of

752
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,880
Speaker 1: your five I get the opposite all the time, like

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00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: your five seven, and it's like I'm six ft tall.

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00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 1: You think that you have little dick energy. I have energy.

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00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:33,759
Speaker 1: I have withered energy. It's just a secret way to

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00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: say that guy shouldn't be with that woman energy, then yeah,

757
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 1: he must have big dick energy. It's sort of it's

758
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:44,240
Speaker 1: a backhanded compliment at best. And she made it about

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00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: her fiance. She made it about her fiance. She also

760
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: tweeted his dick size and then deleted it quickly. But

761
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: the screenshots indoor. What what is it? She? You know?

762
00:45:53,680 --> 00:46:00,600
Speaker 1: Prioriana so like energy because I figured Pete Dvidson was

763
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 1: about ten inches tall. Turns out he's also he's the

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00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: height of his a legend day. He is very uncomfortable

765
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Speaker 1: all the time. Uh hey, Jamie, it's time for love

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Speaker 1: Watch with Jamie Watch. I'm an expert on love. So

767
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 1: my focus on love Watch today has to do with

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00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:30,680
Speaker 1: the royal family in Japan because in the past couple

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00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: of months there have been two princesses and Japan who

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Speaker 1: have voluntarily left or or said they're going to leave

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00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: the royal family to marry commoners, which brings us right

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00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: back to that big dick energy we're talking about earlier.

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Speaker 1: Uh No. So, so, as of this morning, it was

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Speaker 1: reported that Princess Ayako uh is engaged to a He

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00:46:57,360 --> 00:47:00,839
Speaker 1: works at a shipping factory. I'm leaeve. She met him.

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00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 1: She has a degree in social work and does like

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00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: a lot of charity stuff and she met him through

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00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 1: that and they fell in love. They met less than

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00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: a year ago. And now, the way the imperial family

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00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: in Japan works, you have to leave the family in

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00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: order to marry a reg a regular guy. Uh. So

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00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 1: she expected to marry your cousin or your cousin, your brother,

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00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: your daddy, keep it. Yeah, they got to have your

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00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: face or you cannot marry them. If you didn't take

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00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: a bath with them, you legally cannot marry them. And

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00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 1: I think that applies to all royal families. So she's

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Speaker 1: required to leave the royal family. It very nearly happened.

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00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: Earlier this year, Princess Mako declared her intention to marry

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00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: her college sweetheart and then later backtracked on that and

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00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: was like, actually I'm not ready for marriage. But it's

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00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 1: speculated that it's because she would have had to leave

792
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,759
Speaker 1: the family and was having second thoughts. And so that

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00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 1: interesting thing to me, because first of all, women in

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Speaker 1: power marrying everyday shows love it big dick energy, great yuh.

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00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: Aladdin has big dick energy. Aladdin has huge dick energy energy,

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00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 1: whereas Jaffar more like me, very tall with energy like

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00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: is six ft two, gives off a five ft four um.

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00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: So So the interesting thing the way this affects the

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00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:34,319
Speaker 1: Japanese Imperial family is because women keep leaving and like

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00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: bailing on the family because there's really no way for

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00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: them to ever really have a meaningful role in that

802
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: family anyways, because they still only allow male heirs. Uh.

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00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:50,280
Speaker 1: There is talk in Japan of that changing because the

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00:48:50,320 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: current emperor is scheduled to abdicate in nineteen, which is

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00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: apparently I think that happens. You can just retire. You're

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00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: just like, oh, he's and it goes to the next

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00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: male in line. Right. There wasn't a male air for

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00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 1: a while, but then in two thousand six a male

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00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 1: air was born, so they were in the middle of

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00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: figuring out how could we have a female leader and

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00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: then little baby big dick energy pops out and all

812
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 1: of a sudden they're like, actually, we'd rather be ruled

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Speaker 1: by a twelve year old than a woman who has

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00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: a master's degree. Great, great, good to know where values

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Speaker 1: are at. But shouts out to Princess Iako. She she's

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Speaker 1: marrying a blue collar guy. Very Romeo Juliette. Juliet like it.

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00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: Actually they were both rich, right, yeah, they were both

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00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: rich and a bad story scrap it. Yeah, definitely has

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00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: a like fable story to it, like the Princess Mary's

820
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 1: the commoner has to learn to be a commoner, and

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00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: then I think, well frog is involved somehow. She also

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00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: gets a stupid She also gets like a million like

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Speaker 1: what's equivalent to a million dollar payout to leave the family.

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00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: Like they're like, oh, yeah, enjoy your life as a

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00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: commoner in this gorgeous mansion. Um. But interesting that, you know,

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00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: imperial families are still so nervous about any female in

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Speaker 1: power that they're like, actually, you have to leave the family,

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Speaker 1: and you can you can never return, which isn't the

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Speaker 1: case for every family Like that, right, that would be

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Speaker 1: like if they made Harry leave because he was marrying Megan. Yeah,

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00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: it would have been a great. Yeah. It's like I

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Speaker 1: want to see the Japanese role wedding, but they're like, no,

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00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 1: you actually have to go to the local congregational church

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Speaker 1: do it on a Wednesday afternoon. Um. Yeah. I actually

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Speaker 1: didn't really know that there were still princesses and princes

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00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: in Japan until we were watching the World Cup and uh,

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Speaker 1: they showed a princess cheering when Japan score didn't equalizer.

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00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: That's right, it's time for the World Cup date? All right,

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00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: thank you do? My blood pressure just spikes. Not that

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00:51:17,239 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: makes you feel cooler. I love sporting. I love sporting, Jamie.

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00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: Let's let's get the World Cup date from you? Can?

842
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:29,320
Speaker 1: I just say Jack Global sporting rules sporting across the globe.

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00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:33,759
Speaker 1: I'm here for it. I like that. What is the

844
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Speaker 1: zamboni of soccer? There's no zamboni of soccer? Is boring?

845
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: There's why don't they have a gigantic lawnmower? I guess

846
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 1: they do. Here's the World Cup date? That wasn't that?

847
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: What's a land zamboni? Uh? What is the zamboni of

848
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: the seat? Okay Uh? I wrote this for me because

849
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 1: I don't understand how sports work, uh okay. Iran and

850
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 1: Portugal tied, so that kicked Iran out of the tournament.

851
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: But the Iranian goalie, all rise Uh Baron von okay

852
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,920
Speaker 1: Uh stopped a penalty goal by legend Christiano Ronaldo. Do

853
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: know who that is? And he was such a little

854
00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: bit about it. He got very pissed. He was like, hey,

855
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 1: excuse me, this is my game and he said and

856
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: he got a little weepy about it, which is what

857
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: I love about sports is when men can openly display

858
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 1: emotion and be supported, but they need like a It's

859
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: like a couchh ball, you know, but an actual ball.

860
00:52:38,239 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: Global sporting is good. What else, there's some to enthusiasts.

861
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: There's a couple of scores that are going in others

862
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: that are in progress. Who will scores that are going

863
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,919
Speaker 1: right now, there's a tie. There's two ties right now.

864
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: Nigerian and Argentina are tied as we record this. So

865
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:03,839
Speaker 1: if that continues, Nigeria will go on to the Round

866
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: of sixteen. But the round of sixteen is being ironed out.

867
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:11,799
Speaker 1: At the round of sixteen, yes two, so thirty two

868
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: teams start out, half of them get eliminated from their group.

869
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,880
Speaker 1: So so far we have Uruguay and Russia are moving on.

870
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,560
Speaker 1: Saudi Arabia and Egypt have been eliminated, Spain and Portugal

871
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 1: are moving on, Iran and Morocco have been eliminated, France

872
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 1: and Denmark moving on, Peru and Australia eliminated. So Croatia

873
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: is definitely moving on, Nigeria is probably going to move on.

874
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 1: Is giving it an eighty four percent chance? Eighty five now, wow,

875
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: as I was looking at it, kicking Switzerland don't there.

876
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: It goes outside the chuck lines. You pick it up.

877
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy that I was looking at I

878
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,120
Speaker 1: was trying to figure out the rules for like how

879
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 1: they determine who in the group, Like if the records

880
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,000
Speaker 1: are the same and if the goals are the same,

881
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 1: then they go to like number of red and yellow cards. Yeah,

882
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 1: and like you're redd and yellow cards like count against you.

883
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: Fifth grade discipline style, Like that would be like if

884
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: the NBA was like, okay, well the score is tied

885
00:54:14,719 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: at the end of the fourth quarter, so who had

886
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 1: the most fouls? All right? Right? My last soccer memory

887
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: was when I was six and I caught the ball

888
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,360
Speaker 1: because I forgot the rules, and then they went Jamie

889
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,879
Speaker 1: and then I cried. It was like, you know, that's

890
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 1: a wrap on me and sports for the rest of

891
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: my life. Sounds like my baseball career. First stat's heads.

892
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: There are a lot of things you can fall now

893
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,400
Speaker 1: with soccer, Like you can see how far somebody has

894
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: run the whole game, Like you can keep track of

895
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: how many kilometers they have gone. And if you look

896
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,320
Speaker 1: at the Russian team, like the stats are just juked,

897
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 1: like these guys are running more than twice as much

898
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: as anybody else up and down the field. Yeah, so

899
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: they're just so high. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that these

900
00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: guys are juiced. The Russia, who has a long lustrous

901
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: history of juicing their athletes. Suddenly their athletes are killing

902
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 1: everybody in the World Cup out of nowhere. Nobody thought

903
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: Russia was going to be good, and they're amazing, and

904
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: it's like, Okay, their pupils are like the size of

905
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 1: their whole eyes are bona fide scammers, always have been,

906
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 1: always well be Yeah, so that's that's all crazy messy.

907
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 1: It looks like might be eliminated if if his team

908
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: continues to tie in Nigeria Argentina and he's tied with Nigeria,

909
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: which would mean he loses to Nigeria, and Nigeria has

910
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:39,439
Speaker 1: the coolest uniforms in the World Cup, so well, better

911
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: than better than the Netherlands, like they're all going hunting.

912
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: I actually haven't seen the Netherlands. They wear bright orange,

913
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: I think almost. Yeah, that's a bold move. Yeah, I

914
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: like it. Bright orange. Its traffic cones. That's a very

915
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: traffic I like it. I don't understand why did soccers

916
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,439
Speaker 1: just like hockey on the field, right, Yeah, you play

917
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: on an outdoor rink that has grass on it. It's

918
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: like we could be playing hockey, but we're not, right, Yeah,

919
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: not really, but the same rules. There are a lot

920
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: of similar rules. You're not wrong. Is there hat tricks?

921
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,399
Speaker 1: There are hat tricks and soccer. Yeah, there's offsides. There's

922
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: no I don't know what that is. There's no ice.

923
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: That's a big problem. Icing on the cake. You can't

924
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: punch anyone, right, uh yeah, it's like the opposite of

925
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 1: being able to punch people, like they will make your

926
00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 1: team lose if you punch somebody, or if you even

927
00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: even if you think the semblance of a thought of

928
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: a punch, right they the person that person will will

929
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 1: come over like yeah no no no, no, no no.

930
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,160
Speaker 1: Well the other player will sense that you thought about

931
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,879
Speaker 1: punching them and fall to the ground and their head

932
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:57,759
Speaker 1: will fall off. It's very dramatic. So I guess there

933
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,440
Speaker 1: are more similarities than I realized. Alright, guys, it is

934
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: that time that we all like it is time for

935
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:08,439
Speaker 1: face watch with super producer on an. Oh my god,

936
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:12,000
Speaker 1: thank you so much for having me back. I only

937
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:16,720
Speaker 1: come in for facewatch and not face wash. Face watch

938
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Speaker 1: where Anna facewash brought to you by Proactive. There you go.

939
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: You'll all be hearing from my lawyers. But if anyone

940
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 1: watched The Bachelor last night, which I know I'm triggering

941
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,120
Speaker 1: a lot of dudes right now, listen to this show. Um,

942
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 1: did anyone fucking see Wayne Newton's face on this ship?

943
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: I did, because you sent it to us. Show up. Actually,

944
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: he shows up on horseback because as Wayne Newton does.

945
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: I like that. And his face looks like it's stretched

946
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: over a skull, but it's like really tan, so it

947
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:50,880
Speaker 1: looks like like like old leather. It is the most

948
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,200
Speaker 1: disturbing thing I've ever seen. It's like, sir, you don't

949
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: need that much work on your face. You want big

950
00:57:57,080 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: dick energy, some real big dick enter. Well, I feel

951
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: like if you have big dick energy, you wouldn't need

952
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: that much plastic surgery. But he has crossed that point.

953
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: So there's the point where it's like, man, he's had

954
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: a lot of plastic surgery, and he has crossed into

955
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: beyond that end to the point where I'm pretty sure

956
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: that's not Wayne Newton's face anymore. That's like a different

957
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 1: human being. It's, uh, the like Renelle Zellwigger had that

958
00:58:21,560 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 1: moment where she appeared and everyone's like, oh, that's not

959
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: Renee Zellwigger. She stole somebody's face. Um, it's baffling to

960
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:31,840
Speaker 1: try and understand his face, Like I just would positive

961
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: and just stare to try and really understand. But I

962
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 1: don't think he has eyelids. It's very weird. Did he blink?

963
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:41,760
Speaker 1: Do we have confirmation? There is no confirmation that he blinked. Interesting,

964
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,480
Speaker 1: I just don't know what I was looking at. I'm

965
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: very confused. It looks like it would be a good

966
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: reference point if you were learning how to draw faces,

967
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: because it's completely featureless. Exactly. He looks like he should

968
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: be in the Polar Express. It's very has an uncanny valley.

969
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 1: It was very hard to tell if he was pleased unpleased,

970
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: if he hadn't care for any of the men on

971
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: the show. We we just didn't really know who he

972
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,960
Speaker 1: was for, who he was against. And um, he would

973
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 1: not shut up about his song Donka Shan m hmm.

974
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: Did he write that? I'm pretty sure that wasn't written

975
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:19,640
Speaker 1: by him, wasn't but he made it famous. Yeah. Well,

976
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: I mean he just needs to remind things that the

977
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:27,480
Speaker 1: original Wayne Newton did this new face with him. You said,

978
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,760
Speaker 1: something funny, looks like he has like the mask of

979
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: Michael Myers from Yeah, that's exactly. It looks like if

980
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: you just gave him a little bit of concealer and

981
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 1: like like Mabe, something that was a little too white

982
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: for him, then he would look exactly. It looks like

983
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: the least helpful police sketch. So they have eyes and

984
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: they have straight white teeth that looked like they were

985
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: glued into his mouth. When you take away all of

986
00:59:52,600 --> 00:59:55,040
Speaker 1: his features, you realize how tiny of a face he

987
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: actually had. His face looks really small. Yeah, all right,

988
00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: it's centered in the middle and then a lot of

989
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: negative space. Yeah. Um, it's a canvas. Just a hairline

990
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: starts about ten inches from where his eyebrows are. And

991
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:14,439
Speaker 1: it has been a bad number, good number. I don't

992
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: know how many inches look great, just don't get work done.

993
01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 1: But is that a lot of inches from just oh yeah, listen,

994
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,080
Speaker 1: what is a face but a canvas for a second face?

995
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: That's great. Well, super producer around Hosie, thank you so

996
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,480
Speaker 1: much for that update. Uh, She's always on the lookout

997
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: for other people who are no longer wearing their faces.

998
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 1: So if you if you have a new face to

999
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: point out to us, you know where to find her.

1000
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 1: Uh sore. And it's been a goddamn pleasure having you

1001
01:00:50,120 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: seeing you again, just being in your midst Uh where

1002
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: did your miss? You spit a lot when you're talking.

1003
01:00:58,600 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: It's wildly uncomfortable. Where can people find you? Follow you?

1004
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: You can follow me on Twitter at Soren Underscore Ltd.

1005
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 1: Or you can watch American Dead. Okay, and is there

1006
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: a tweet that you particularly like or dislike that you

1007
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,640
Speaker 1: would like to share with us? Yeah, this one is

1008
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,280
Speaker 1: from a woman named Samantha Ruddy. I don't know if

1009
01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 1: that would follows her. She's great, she's great, fantastic, She said,

1010
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,640
Speaker 1: I saw a strip club across the street from a

1011
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: mini golf place, and I'm liberal, but that's too much

1012
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: for me. What if you're just trying to have a

1013
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: nice afternoon with your family, then your kids look across

1014
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: the street and have to see a bunch of losers

1015
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: playing mini goal. That's good, Jamie. Oh, here's my favorite

1016
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: one of today. Iced t tweeted about death several times

1017
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:46,920
Speaker 1: before nine am today eight oh nine am. The Cold

1018
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:52,360
Speaker 1: Thing about death death capitalized dot dot dot it's coming regardless.

1019
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: You're just like okay, and then a few seconds later

1020
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,320
Speaker 1: everyone is just one mistake away from prison or death

1021
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: dot dot dot everyone. Yeah, yeah, Tao four am. You

1022
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 1: know what's really fun is like picturing him saying those

1023
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: things in his voice, because he's got such a fun voice,

1024
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: probably just in his trailer, like eating a breakfast bar.

1025
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, this is just

1026
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: occurring to him? Um, And where can people find you?

1027
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter dot com at Jamie Loftus,

1028
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: help on Instagram at Jamie christ Superstar or later today

1029
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:38,280
Speaker 1: at the influencer mural spilling spilling the pp of influencers everywhere.

1030
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:44,160
Speaker 1: Uh one influencer Ben Flores tweeted, that's at Benjamin Flores.

1031
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: I tweeted that people with less than twenty thousand followers

1032
01:02:48,240 --> 01:02:50,800
Speaker 1: are gross, and he wrote, I know, I write my

1033
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:53,480
Speaker 1: follower account of my mirror every morning and say it

1034
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,439
Speaker 1: out loud while I slap myself, and I think that's

1035
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: I think that's the way we have to get better.

1036
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 1: You guys, that was very funny tweet. People should follow

1037
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: Benjamin Floras more. You can follow me at Jack's underscore

1038
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 1: O'Brien on Twitter. You can follow us at Daily's like

1039
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,840
Speaker 1: guys on Twitter, were at the Daily's like guys on Instagram.

1040
01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: We have a Facebook fanpage and a website Daily dot

1041
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: Com where we post our episodes and our foot note.

1042
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: We like off to the information in the episode that

1043
01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,600
Speaker 1: we talked about today, as well as the song we

1044
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: ride out on. Uh and I guess I'm gonna let

1045
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:29,439
Speaker 1: super producer on a hosny and thank you so much

1046
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: for having me and I got this great Way News

1047
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 1: just joking, I would never Um. I do have a song.

1048
01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 1: It's by Erica Badou. It's called The Healer. It's a classic. UM.

1049
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,560
Speaker 1: I feel we all need some healing after Way News

1050
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: face and that's just kidding. The news is terrible. UM.

1051
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Speaker 1: I've noticed that your recommendations have had a lot of women,

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Speaker 1: and I just why can't we listen to some music?

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Speaker 1: I like Eric, But I said, if you made Jack

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Speaker 1: make Way for the Men, Yeah, I enjoy that song.

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01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 1: I have to go call my therapist. All right, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna write out on that. We will be back tomorrow

1057
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Speaker 1: because it is a daily podcast talking you guys. This

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Speaker 1: code no ideal chat last the far fire tests BEAUTI

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Speaker 1: it's been good re legend, It's take good my niggers shop.

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Speaker 1: It's bike data coverment. This one is for del I

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Speaker 1: have we ain't get said? The children don't believe it.

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Speaker 1: We just made ourselves in busy day, underwater snow up,

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Speaker 1: blue flame scientists, come out with your skills up, get

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Speaker 1: back day in the ocean of the concrete. I needles

1065
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Speaker 1: start into God. All good to play. I'm bel like

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Speaker 1: you hoa no ideals. I had to chad just the

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Speaker 1: fior via tast sets music and him. It's being good

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Speaker 1: to religion and her. It's get good in my niggerhead shop.

1069
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Speaker 1: It's being good and the government. This one is the

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Speaker 1: helloh h, don't you We ain't get yet. We've been

1071
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Speaker 1: living through your in thed you don't you me everything

1072
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Speaker 1: you think we've been power ground, Wake up. We miss you.

1073
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Speaker 1: They call you INDI goat. We call you every time

1074
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Speaker 1: go get bad ties in the function. All the people say,

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Speaker 1: we put three flash raised flesh day day all chee

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Speaker 1: chet one. Hell, let's grassive magny bits