1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from last 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 1: comic Standing in Paradise Eliza's Lessinger April twenty fourth through 3 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,120 Speaker 1: the twenty sixth. Tickets are available at Parlor Live dot 4 00:00:10,119 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: com and you can call four two five two eight 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 1: nine seven thousand twenty. Hi, this is Sergeant Scott Brand. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 1: I'm calling from the Atlanta Police Department. I was looking 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:30,520 Speaker 1: for Don. This is Don Don. How are you do 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: You have a few minutes to talk? Oh? Yeah, certainly? 9 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:36,559 Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay? I actually need to speak with you 10 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,479 Speaker 1: about someone that you might know, a person of interest 11 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: in a few cases we have going on in Atlanta 12 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: right now. Okay. The person's name is Jimmy. Does that 13 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: ring a bell? Oh? Are you serious? Yes? So, I 14 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: take it you have met this person. Yeah, he lives here. 15 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 1: He's gonna live here for at least the next six months. 16 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: He's living at your place. Yeah, you run it out 17 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: of one of our rooms on print list. Okay, I'm 18 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 1: calling you. Okay, sir, I need you to listen to me. 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: Since he's been staying with you, have you noticed any 20 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:14,880 Speaker 1: strange activity? I don't. I don't think so. I mean 21 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: we've taken him out for drinks, but really strange, sir. 22 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:21,320 Speaker 1: I need I need to, I need to. I need 23 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:22,959 Speaker 1: to stress the fact that you need to be very 24 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: honest with me here, okay, because if you are harboring 25 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: a fugitive, you can be in a lot of trouble. 26 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 1: I'm being completely honest. Why we haven't noticing anything weird 27 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:35,080 Speaker 1: about him? And you didn't know anything about his past? 28 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:37,960 Speaker 1: Or No? I mean we've we've hung out with him, 29 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:40,560 Speaker 1: but I don't know. I don't know anything about his past. 30 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,880 Speaker 1: Oh no, what is going on here? What? What? Who 31 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: is this guy? He's not there with you right now, 32 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 1: is he? No? No, he stepped down. Sir. You are 33 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,200 Speaker 1: in grave danger. This is freaking me out right now 34 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: because tell me what he's doing. You think this is 35 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: freaking you're out, Wait until you wake up and somebody 36 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 1: is not off your foot, add all of my foot. 37 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: That's what he does. He's going to eat you, sir. 38 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: Doesn't make any steady. We call this guy the Piranha. 39 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: Are you being serious? You're gonna be laying in bed 40 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 1: one night. He's going to hop into bed with you 41 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: and just start munching away. That's what he does. Say 42 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,760 Speaker 1: you were from the Atlanta Police Department. You're telling me 43 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 1: that I have a cannibal inside my house, Sir. We 44 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: don't have much time. I don't think you realize how 45 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: much danger you're in. Should I just like pull the 46 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,600 Speaker 1: local cops and telling what's going on? I do that. 47 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 1: I have already alerted them. They're gonna be sending some 48 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,959 Speaker 1: people over. But in the meantime, you need to protect yourself, okay, 49 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,880 Speaker 1: because if he gets any word that you've tipped off police, 50 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:44,200 Speaker 1: I don't know what's going to happen. This is this 51 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,040 Speaker 1: is happening. You feel free to look it up online 52 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:50,359 Speaker 1: if you want. We've tracked him through Orlando, Cleveland, San Antonio. 53 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: That's insane. He moves in, he moves in, and then 54 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 1: he eats you. You're totally serious, Sarah, serious, and I'm 55 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: very concerned for your safety right now. Okay, So what 56 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: do you want you to do? I want you to 57 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: stay put in your house, act like everything is normal. 58 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:11,799 Speaker 1: Do you have any peanut butter? Do I have any 59 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: peanut butter? Yes, sir, he has a severe peanut allergy. 60 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 1: There's no way he'll eat you as long as you're 61 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,720 Speaker 1: covered in peanut butter. Okay, all right, this is weird. 62 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to cover yourself and peanut butter 63 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: until the police get there. Can you do that for me? 64 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: Peanut butter all over my body? That's ridiculous. If you 65 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,399 Speaker 1: don't put peanut butter on your body, If you don't 66 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:27,920 Speaker 1: put peanut butter on your body, I can't say your 67 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,400 Speaker 1: roommate won't eat you alive. But man, this is a joke. Seriously, 68 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 1: this is a joke. Sir. Why do you think I'm 69 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: joking with you? Because you're telling me this is a 70 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 1: cannibal in a house and I need to put peanut 71 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: butter on my body to protect myself. That's pridicular. That 72 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:44,400 Speaker 1: doesn't sound perfectly reasonable. That doesn't sound perfectly reasonable to you. 73 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,840 Speaker 1: I'm not spreading peanut butter on my body. Okay, now, 74 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: who look are you? This is the Atlant Police Department. 75 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. 76 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap 77 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: on you. Oh man, you gotta be kidding me. Your 78 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: friend Josh set you up. He said he wanted to 79 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,080 Speaker 1: freak you out about your new roommate. I do, however, 80 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: think your friend Josh wants to see you covered in 81 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: peanut butter. That was the whole point of this cloth. 82 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: Oh my god, week up every morning with upon taps, 83 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties two point five. I want 84 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: to be free. I want to just live inside my 85 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: Cadillac that is my and not throw it up. That's 86 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: what it is in my c l L A. C 87 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:49,320 Speaker 1: By can't see me through my tents. I'm righting a 88 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,159 Speaker 1: real slow in my pain.