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Speaker 1: a doja tap. That's what the kids are calling phone

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Speaker 1: taps these days. I think we're going to get sued

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Speaker 1: by les. Call it a phone tap here, okay, And

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Speaker 1: today I'm calling a woman who planned her six year

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Speaker 1: old's birthday at a local aquarium this weekend. And she

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Speaker 1: doesn't know this, but the employees there are planning to

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Speaker 1: go over and above to make this experience very special

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Speaker 1: for her son. And when I say over and above,

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Speaker 1: I mean danger in your debt, which I think every

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Speaker 1: six year old should experience at least once in their life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't tell me those Shark Tank involved. We'll see if

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Speaker 1: she's up for our special birthday plans with your phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Right after the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name's Keith Anderson.

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Speaker 1: I work at the aquarium. I'm looking for April. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is April. Hi, April. I saw that we have

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Speaker 1: you scheduled for a birthday party this Saturday for your

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Speaker 1: son Nathan. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he's turning six. We're

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Speaker 1: really excited. Oh that's great to hear. You know, we

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Speaker 1: do these all the time here and the kids really

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Speaker 1: really love it. And it just so happens that Nathan

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Speaker 1: is coming on a very special week here at the aquarium.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so what does that mean? So each day

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Speaker 1: we're having one lucky child be an honorary aquarium helper,

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Speaker 1: and we thought the birthday boy should get his shot.

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Speaker 1: She's going to freak out. This is amazing. Yeah, that'd

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Speaker 1: be great. So let me ask though, how does Nathan

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Speaker 1: feel about penguins. He is obsessed with penguins, but perfect,

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Speaker 1: So we're going to have him be our featured penguins

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Speaker 1: scraper for the day. All right, yeah, sure, of course.

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Speaker 1: What does it entail? What does he get to do

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Speaker 1: when the penguins go number two on the deck area?

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Speaker 1: We don't want the guests to be seeing that stuff,

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Speaker 1: so it'll be a little Nathan's job to just go

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Speaker 1: in and scrape it all up. Wait what Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then all of his friends can watch him through the glass.

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Speaker 1: No one else is going to be allowed inside. But

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Speaker 1: Nathan's pretty cool. Huh wait, So for my kid's birthday,

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Speaker 1: all his friends are basically just gonna watch him clean

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Speaker 1: up penguins poop. It's actually a pretty special thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure if that's something that

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Speaker 1: he's gonna want to do. Oh okay, I thought you

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Speaker 1: said that he loves penguins. Yeah he does, but I

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Speaker 1: didn't think it was I don't think he's gonna love

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Speaker 1: their poop. Huh okay, is this a joke? No, I'm

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Speaker 1: being serious. A lot of the other children really enjoy

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Speaker 1: doing this. He's trained six, so maybe there's something else.

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Speaker 1: Let me check. Yeah, I guess we do need some

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Speaker 1: entertainment for the seals that day. Maybe he'd be interested

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Speaker 1: in doing that. Maybe, I don't know what. What do

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Speaker 1: you have in mind? His job would be to go

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Speaker 1: into their exhibit and we'd have a bucket in there

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Speaker 1: waiting for him. Oh okay, so he'll like feed them

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Speaker 1: or something. No, not exactly. The bucket will have electric

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Speaker 1: eels in it, and so Nathan will reach in. He'll

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Speaker 1: have on his little gloves. Wait wait wait, wait wait

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Speaker 1: a second, wait a second, you said he's going to

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Speaker 1: reach in with electric eels, so he'll basically get electrocuted. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: the gloves will stop him from actually being electrocuted, but

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Speaker 1: he should pretend that he's getting shocked and that'll amuse

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Speaker 1: the seals and it'll make them laugh and they'll be happy. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean that's still what is soccer. We're trying to

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Speaker 1: make Nathan a part of our special program here, I know,

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Speaker 1: but this sounds really dangerous and I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: do that for entertainment or whatever. No, thank you. Wow, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I mean you're acting like this is weird that I'm

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Speaker 1: saying no to this, Like this doesn't sound weird to you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

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Speaker 1: for your child to be involved in the aquarium day

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Speaker 1: to day. Yeah. I just think a lot of these

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Speaker 1: don't sound like something that kids or maybe anyone should

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Speaker 1: be doing. So, I mean he could help us with Dale.

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Speaker 1: I guess who's Dale. Dale's are troubled octopus that we

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Speaker 1: have at the aquarium and he's our residents sea grump.

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Speaker 1: So one of our marine biologists has a theory that

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Speaker 1: Dale is only going to leave his cave if he

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Speaker 1: believes small prey is swimming nearby. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: What is happening right now? No? No, No, this will

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Speaker 1: be man, It's gonna be very safe. Okay. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: have one of our rescue rafts nearby in case anything happens.

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Speaker 1: Oh right. You literally just went from him pretending to

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Speaker 1: get electrocuted by zeals to this. That's not safe. Okay. Look,

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Speaker 1: if you're worried Nathan's not going to be armed, we

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Speaker 1: can give him a knife, we can teach him how

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Speaker 1: to cut a tentacle in case anything really happens. But again,

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Speaker 1: I highly doubt it's going to get to that point.

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Speaker 1: You highly doubt it. Okay, well, how about this. I

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Speaker 1: highly doubt Nathan is going to have his birthday at

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Speaker 1: this aquarium anymore because I'm not doing this. We're canceling

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Speaker 1: right now. Oh no, your best friend Claire told me

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Speaker 1: that if you tried to cancel, then we need to

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Speaker 1: tell you immediately that this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: So what does Claire have to do? What are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, Claire's a fan of our show, and

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Speaker 1: my name's Jeff with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: we're actually doing a phone tap on you. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: told us. Your friend Claire told us about your son's

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Speaker 1: aquarium birthday party this weekend, and she wanted you to

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Speaker 1: have a laugh because it's been so stressful planning it.

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Speaker 1: Thank goodness you told me, because I was so ready

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Speaker 1: to cancel this thing. I'm like, I can't think another thing,

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Speaker 1: and this is crazy. I really think you should reconsider though.

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Speaker 1: I mean, just think of little Nathan in his tiny

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Speaker 1: little scuba outfit floating outside of Dale's Cave. Now I

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Speaker 1: might be able to picture it without being pissed off.

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Speaker 1: He's got a little, tiny little knife in his hand.

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Speaker 1: It's adorable. Yeah, I mean he's got to arm himself. Apparent.

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