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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello there, Hello,

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Speaker 1: hello there, Hey, how are you doing? I'm good? How

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Speaker 1: are you not too bad? Thanks for asking? Do you

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Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? Yeah, it's a dirty big secret,

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Speaker 1: but yeah great, all right. So, um, my little sister

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Speaker 1: just had a baby with one of my friends. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and when she first bashes pregnant, I actually um thoughts

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Speaker 1: with him. Whoa, yea what girlfriend? So now I'm the godmother? Um,

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Speaker 1: so did your your sister obviously doesn't know because it's

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Speaker 1: a dirty big secret. No, no, how did it happen? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: him and I have been friends since we were like fifteen,

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Speaker 1: and at the time they had just started like hanging out,

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Speaker 1: and um, tequila might have been involved. Oh um, so

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Speaker 1: he Are you worried that he's ever gonna say anything

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Speaker 1: to her? I a little bit, But I also think

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Speaker 1: he has a biggert sense of self preservation than that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what would your sister do she found out? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I might not exist anymore for you? For you? Is

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Speaker 1: he like the one that got away? Do you like

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Speaker 1: him like that? No? We're just flaids. That's the thing too.

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Speaker 1: Was it worth it? No, okay, you passed along. I

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Speaker 1: was like, she's about to be like, yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: absolutely not. And and I can't tell my wife either,

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Speaker 1: So there's that Oh, oh man, do you have a

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Speaker 1: reality show yet, because you should? Ha ha No, I

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Speaker 1: don't like an onion? Is there? What else is going

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Speaker 1: on with you? Uh? Just that, I mean, I just

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Speaker 1: I haven't made tell anybody. And I'm like, thank you,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you told. I'm glad you told us. Now

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Speaker 1: you got it off your chest, you can relieve that

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Speaker 1: stress a little bit. And also, I'm sure you're stress

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Speaker 1: going like, I don't think he would. I guarantee you

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Speaker 1: that dude is probably never telling your sister. I really

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Speaker 1: hope not, because that's the baby said this weekend. So

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Speaker 1: and if he ever buys you a bottle of tequila

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Speaker 1: for Christmas, give it back to him. The last time

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Speaker 1: that I had tequila, I slammed a nine year olds

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Speaker 1: head in the wall because he wanted to rustle me

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Speaker 1: and I didn't want to lose. Oh my god, tequila

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Speaker 1: makes people do crazy things, right, I didn't mean to

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Speaker 1: slam as head in the wall. You know, tequila kind

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Speaker 1: of you know, perception of time either way he learned

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Speaker 1: his lesson, don't mess with Alex when she's ad tequila.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your dirty little secret. I was drunk off tequila,

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Speaker 1: but I still remember feeling like an idiot, and then

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Speaker 1: I went passed out at nine. Everybody has that one

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Speaker 1: liquor that they can't drink too much of or gets

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Speaker 1: out of control. The last time I really got drunk

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Speaker 1: off whiskey. I sounded drunk right there when I said

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Speaker 1: whiskey off a whiskey. I don't remember too much the evening,

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Speaker 1: but I do remember being on the street corner, no

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Speaker 1: shoes on handcuff, talking to the cops, and all I

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Speaker 1: remember is thinking, where are my shoes. I don't drink

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Speaker 1: like that anymore, but there's been so many times in

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Speaker 1: my life where I'm just woking up in a random bush,

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Speaker 1: wondering how I got there, or on somebody's porch. We're

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Speaker 1: trying to open the door to go to work and

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Speaker 1: they're like, you can't sleep here. I'm like, whatever, can't

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Speaker 1: open the door here, I'm trying to sleep. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was bad that I don't necessarily remember all of

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Speaker 1: the uber ride home somebody else's house porch, I woke

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Speaker 1: up in a bush in Vegas once, big bush with

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Speaker 1: a security guard pulling me out, being like, hey man,

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Speaker 1: you can't sleep here. I was at a diner in

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Speaker 1: Lace and I left the table. I went to the

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Speaker 1: little lobby of the diner. I actually took off my shirt,

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Speaker 1: folded it, sat it next to me, sat my shoes

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Speaker 1: next to it, and was sleeping in the bed. That's amazing,

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Speaker 1: you know those people watching you that. Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: something about the folding of the shirt that he won't

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Speaker 1: be up and he's like, dude, you can't sleep in

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Speaker 1: the lot. And I was like, I've folded my shirt.

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Speaker 1: I don't have to fold my shirt when I'm sober. Basically,

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Speaker 1: if I get too drunk, It's just that's what happens.

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Speaker 1: It's like, hey man, can't sleep here. I just sleep places.

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Speaker 1: I feel like, whenever you write a book, someday your

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Speaker 1: memoir will be titled you can't sleep here. The Jebel

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