WEBVTT - Father's Day Endowment 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:05.400 Boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.200 week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.880 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:15.760 crackheads in the ghetto Cutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.799 pill poppers in the penthouse the clearing House of Hot 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.560 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:28.560 Ben Maller starts right now. Nine That it does is 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:35.600 we are in the air everywhere, the vast power of podcasting, 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:40.520 the global reach of I Heart Media, as we are 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:44.720 bloviating your day away on this Sunday, as we are 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:48.040 at it again eight days a week, eight days a week, 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:52.199 because four hours are not enough, because four hours are 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:55.760 not enough. And we'll get into the podcast the meat 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:00.920 and Potatoes, And before we get into that, we welcome 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:03.480 in for better or worse, and probably for worse, a 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:06.360 man who we learned on Friday where the name Gagon 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:09.520 came from our friend Mike North. If you haven't heard 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:12.000 that podcast, go back and download it. It's great. Mike 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.840 North told the whole story about the legend of Gagon. 0:01:15.600 --> 0:01:17.800 But there he is right over there. Look none other 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:21.640 than David gag On himself, West of the four oh 0:01:21.640 --> 0:01:25.480 five guests. That's right, Ben, I got my blue bat 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.800 out and you should too. A happy Father's Day to 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.440 to all of you wherever you may be, and uh 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.559 even for the single mothers out there that are playing 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:36.600 the role as mother and father for everything that you 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:38.680 guys are doing to support your family's your young ones 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:41.839 as well. Um, it's a bright new day, and of course, 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.880 um a brand new episode. So what's on the dockets? 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:48.440 Oh yeah, we'll get right into it. As Marcel and 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.280 Brooklyn likes to say, one of our regular callers on 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.880 the radio show, We've Got Pop Quiz, were supposed to 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:55.720 do pop Quiz yesterday. We didn't get the pop quiz. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.440 We got pop Quiz. Don't stick to sports and the 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:00.920 mail bag. So it to it right now, We'll start 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.240 with pop Quiz. I love this. Uh these are actual 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:06.800 questions from actual Uh well, he's not actual questions. These 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:10.880 are actual things that I found surfing around different quizzes 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:13.000 and whatnot, which are kind of fun. So a recent 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:16.639 survey says it takes the average American roughly six attempts 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:19.760 to do this. What is it? Something that pretty much 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:22.240 everyone does these days, but it takes about six attempts 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:31.040 to do six attempts to do. What the fuck? Um man, 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.160 you've got me stumped. Six attempts to do I don't know, 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:39.000 Uh take a selfie that people take a selfie. They're like, 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.320 I don't like that. Let's do it again. I don't 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.239 like the angle. I don't like you know, we gotta 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.080 change it around, all right, As opposed to going and 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:49.359 burst mode. You you're trying to perfect the selfie now, 0:02:49.400 --> 0:02:51.519 not what I do a lot is when I don't 0:02:51.560 --> 0:02:53.960 do it anymore. But I used to leave voicemail messages, 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:55.760 you know at the end they would say, all right, 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.840 if you would like to re record prush three? Oh yeah, whatever? 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.519 And I always I would recorded like seven or eight times. 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.840 They never liked the sound of it. I hated it, 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:06.320 hated it, hated it, hated it, hated it, and I 0:03:06.440 --> 0:03:08.840 keep really redoing it. Was never good enough. Now, if 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:12.120 we went sexist mode, what do you think do you 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:15.720 think that men probably try to perfect their selfies two 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.000 times three and then women try to do it nine, ten, 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:22.160 eleven times or what you're so sexist? Well no, but 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.519 didn't get this podcast canceled. If they don't get canceled 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:29.400 on Friday, you're not woke. You're not woke. If he woke, 0:03:29.680 --> 0:03:31.600 if they don't get canceled on Friday, I think we're 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.080 all right. I don't know if you're talking about it, 0:03:34.080 --> 0:03:35.880 I don't know what you're referring to it all, but 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.560 I will I will point out that. Yeah. I think 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:40.920 my experience is I'm usually like a one or two guy. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:44.840 I'm a one or two guy, and more like usually two. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:49.760 My wife is you, I don't like that, let's redo it, 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.440 or I'm not The lighting is not right? You know 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:54.880 that kind of thing? Well, probably because you don't smile 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.000 on most of your pictures, and she usually encourages it. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.240 A smile. I smile on my pictures. I don't. I 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:01.440 don't know what you want me to do. I'm not 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:06.760 a clown. New survey says nearly of Americans have done 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:10.080 this for the first time in the past two months. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:15.600 What is it? Uh? How about cooked? Cook? It's not 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.760 a terrible answer. The correct answer is actually, create a 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:23.480 music playlist. Create a music playlist. A lot of people 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:28.320 have never done that. These days, Americans spent more on 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:32.000 this industry compared to twenty years ago. In the year 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:39.359 two thousands, so the gaming no, not gaming music is 0:04:39.360 --> 0:04:41.920 that because of what was it? Napster? Was that around 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:44.360 two thousand when that took over in the music industry 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:48.599 went in the toilet because you can pirate, pirate everything music, 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:52.280 pirate voice tracks, you can pirate any constructional stuff. To 0:04:52.720 --> 0:04:55.039 be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.640 Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:02.239 Fox Sports Radio and the I Heart Radio. A recent 0:05:02.279 --> 0:05:05.279 survey reveals we're doing pop quiz. Recent survey reveals that 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:09.080 most people love the smell of this, but there's about 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:15.440 fift of us they think it's snaks perfume. No, the ocean, oh, 0:05:15.800 --> 0:05:18.040 smell that's over near you, west of the four or 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:20.320 five big body of water, little lake out there called 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.640 the Pacific Beach. I mean, anytime you want to come out, 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:26.719 even for our listeners. Manhattan Beach is beautiful. Elsa Gundel, 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:30.919 Hermosa Rodondo. More of a Newport Beach. Gig oh, I 0:05:30.960 --> 0:05:35.120 love Newport Beach. The cougars there, cougars are coming. The 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:38.839 cougars are coming. San Diego, which is great, San Diego, wonderful, 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:41.640 laid back to San Diego and there's no four oh 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.159 five there, so you don't have to worry about that. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:44.720 There's no west of the four or five in San 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.440 Diego because it doesn't go to the San Diego all 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:50.680 the way ends in Irvine the four oh five freeway. Um, 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.359 so there is that there's something really there's just Gouna 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.400 Beach is also not west of the four or five 0:05:56.440 --> 0:06:00.960 because the four h five ends right about where Laguna 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:03.200 be Yeah, it's a little past where the four oh five. Yeah, 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:07.159 Laguna Niguel like forest, that area is something really really 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:10.360 proud about being west of the four oh five. It's 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:12.200 one way to look at it. For those of us 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:17.200 that are blue collar and people represent the working class, 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.479 like being east of the four or five. We respect 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:23.359 honest days work while you work from home and I 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.839 work from studios. Well, it's a thing called the apocalypse, 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.240 and if you want to have a problem, you contact 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:30.719 Scotch Shapiro, who is the one of the bosses there 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:33.159 at Fox Worts Radio and set this up. All right, 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:38.920 Americans spend more than seven hundred million dollars a year 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:42.799 on this food product. What is it in fact something 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:50.560 that many people will probably be doing all summer long? Um, well, 0:06:50.600 --> 0:07:00.880 they're barbecuing. I would imagine food product. Um uh do 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:04.440 do mustard and catch up? Do do? It is a 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:08.480 condiment barbecue sauce. Okay. Now, I was told by a 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:11.320 guy one time that if the barbecue is good, if 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.520 you have smoked the meat well enough, you have seasoned 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:17.040 the meat, you do not need barbecue sauce. That is amateur, 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.400 that you should not go with the barbecue sauce. I've 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:22.560 been told, Yeah, I'm kind of curious in that special 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.520 kind of uh steak that that you had received in 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:27.360 a package about a month ago, that you have not 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.120 in my freezer. I have not made it yet. I will. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.200 I am going to cook it. It's not hot enough yet. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:34.000 I told you the story. I mean this weekend. I 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:36.920 will next weekend. Not something you're gonna pick up at 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:39.880 Vans or rouse, you know, and I understand you. Calm down, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:42.680 Calm down. I'm gonna get I'm gonna eat it, and 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.200 I got it. Don't worry. Everything's gonna be okay. I 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:48.800 don't know, a little nervous about it. I'll burn the 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:50.440 hell out of it. I'll take a picture and send 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.880 it to you and say, hey, look at this. Put 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:55.800 it right next to the tire in my car. Can 0:07:55.840 --> 0:08:00.240 you tell a difference? Straight? Shard? Yeah, shpright moved. Going on, 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:02.800 here's a more of a history question on pop quiz 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:07.280 President Benjamin Harrison. President ben was so fond of eating 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.400 this food that his parents, when he was growing up, 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:11.960 wrote him a letter and he got a little older 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:15.760 telling him to lay off the stuff. What was it jello? No, 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.320 that would have been cool, And it was jello around 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:22.280 when Benjamin Harrison was doing his thing. Cucumbers. Oh guy, 0:08:22.280 --> 0:08:25.360 I loved cucumbers a little odd. It's very light, it's 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:29.320 not filling, it's kind of refreshing. Alright. This next one 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:31.920 I think is bullshit. But the average woman will do 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:36.960 this around twelve times a day. Look in the mirror. 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:42.160 That's more than that. No, it's apply chapstick. Oh ship, 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:44.679 that seems like an awful lot. Doesn't that seem like 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:48.719 too much? Does live gloss count? I don't know. I 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:52.800 don't know what they counted there, all right, Uh, twenty 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:57.079 percent of fathers embarrassed their kids when they do this. 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.520 What is kiss him? That's very Tom Brady of you know, 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:03.719 it's actually when they scream and shout at like a 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:09.360 little league basketball or soccer soccer parents. Yeah like that. 0:09:10.200 --> 0:09:12.800 Kids are embarrassed by that. I think you're probably higher 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:17.720 than that of us. Plan on doing this over the summer. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:21.880 What is it going to the beach? Not going to 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:26.000 drive in movie theaters? I think that's wrong too, because 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.400 there's not enough driving movie theaters for that. The math 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:29.920 on that to work out. You know what I'm saying. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:32.439 Is there any drive in movie theaters where you live? 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:36.559 And I think there If I go out a little 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.079 further from here, go a little further east, I think 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:42.000 there is, but not nothing. I off the top of 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.600 my head that I there's an old drive in theater 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.920 not far from here. That is, they have the sign 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.120 up it's his drive in theater, but it's parking lot. 0:09:50.480 --> 0:09:52.640 It's not an actual driving movie theater anymore. Now. They 0:09:52.679 --> 0:09:56.440 used to have one in Carson, Carson, California. But yeah, 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:58.320 nobody wants to hang out at a drive in movie 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.920 theater in the city of Carson, like Carson Wilmington get 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:05.120 a little shady, especially at nighttime, very west of the 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:07.520 four or five of you to have that mindset. A 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:13.079 recent survey says almost all Americans have this in our homes, 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:19.079 but less than half of us actually use it. Um 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:25.599 an alarm clock? You think you think alarm clock is 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:30.439 the is the answer on that? Yeah, because people have 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:33.800 cell phones now so you can set your alarm clock 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.640 in your cell phone nowadays. Well I guess not now 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.000 that you bring that up. But yeah, by the way, 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:44.280 I guess you gotta full disclosure here. I uh failed 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:51.640 the right down the answer. That's the professional ties for 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:55.599 next week. So so I'm gonna have to try to 0:10:55.720 --> 0:11:01.679 find uh. Great. And I did this when I was 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:05.400 half asleep, and uh, I knew eventually I get burned. 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.920 Bad job by me. I knew. I knew eventually I 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:12.199 would get burned. And I have just been burned. I 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:16.400 have just been exposed. I have now been exposed. Wow, 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.800 that's good. I'm trying to we'll try to get the answer, 0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:23.880 all right, A moving on here around forty of us 0:11:24.400 --> 0:11:32.040 would love to change this about ourselves. Mm hmm. I 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:38.559 wouldn't say past um, how about her eyes? No, this 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.440 is something that we both would relate to our voice. 0:11:41.840 --> 0:11:45.920 Oh yeah, yeah, who the hell likes the voice? You know? Who? 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:48.040 Who likes you? Right? You know what I'm saying? I mean, 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.080 come on, yeah. But you're lucky though, like you lost 0:11:51.120 --> 0:11:54.160 a ship little weight, so your voice improved. I don't 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:58.360 know if that's true or not. Yes, I don't believe 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:03.640 that your voice is changed drastically from back in the day. 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.920 That's because I was started out before certain things that 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:10.920 dropped in my body, and so I had that issue. Yeah, 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:14.120 but you're you don't think that you're weight corresponding with 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:20.959 you changing the way that you sound. I don't. I 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.800 think you sounded before like nasally and pinched, and now 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:29.400 you just you got the deep piping voice, the voice 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.880 of God, the voice of Yeah. I don't think you 0:12:33.920 --> 0:12:36.679 could when you were twenty five years old. Could you 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.319 manipulate your voice like that. I don't think so. No, 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:42.800 But you live and learn, right, life experience and all that. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.360 You gotta go. You gotta do it. Yeah, but you 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:47.800 didn't have that range. Now you have the range. Yeah, 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.040 one of the things I'm proud of. We don't play 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.080 it anymore because I guess Roberto forgot. But I did 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:57.440 a John Facinda like a parodied NFL films. Oh yeah, 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.400 all right, and I did this whole I think I 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:03.480 sang the Raider theme song, you know, and it was 0:13:03.760 --> 0:13:05.800 I was very proud of it actually sounded much better 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:07.760 than I That's one of the few things I actually liked. 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:10.800 I usually think I sound terrible. But anyway, all right, 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.040 A billions of these are I have the answer for 0:13:14.080 --> 0:13:15.840 this one. By the way, billions of these are used 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:20.440 every year. Almost no one actually ends up buying these though. 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:30.520 Oh my gosh, um, I don't know that's they're used, 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:35.839 but no one ends up buying them. Yeah. An toothpicks. 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:40.400 That's not a bad, bad guess. I actually I buy 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.199 boogie toothpicks. I buy plastic toothpicks with the pick on 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:45.679 the back and the whole thing. I love it well. 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:49.520 With the dental Yeah, pay. They don't give those out 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:52.079 for free. You gotta pay for those freaking things. Uh no, 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.680 it's this is actually interesting. Uh it was wire hangers. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:14:00.240 Oh yeah, you know you can get exactly give the 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:02.760 wire hangers it. They're paying for him, but you're not 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.640 paying for him. One third of Americans had to make 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:13.240 this lifestyle change when they had kids. What is it? Uh? 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:20.080 Socializing kind of it's related. It's in that family. I 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.680 get rid of irresponsible friends. Yeah, you know that shady 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:25.840 friend that would be like, Hey, it's Saturday night, let's 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:28.080 go do a line of coke. I gotta get rid 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.720 of that person, right, or let's go, uh you know, 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:35.560 go stoop around somewhere with some some random folks there, 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.040 and you don't you to give that up? I think 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:38.840 you just put him in the bullpen right in case 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.600 you need to frog a little bit. Uh, you know 0:14:41.640 --> 0:14:43.200 the one offs to get the jail and get out 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:45.240 of jail free card for a night from your wife 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:47.560 or your husband and then you can go. Does that 0:14:47.640 --> 0:14:50.440 actually happen? Yeah? Is that right? I mean I got 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:53.320 I have a lot of friends that are married that 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.880 will actually use me as an excuse to go go 0:14:56.120 --> 0:15:00.720 out and hang out. Um. So when anything ad happens 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:05.200 to them or they're doing something a little inconspicuous, UM, 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:08.960 I usually get the blame for it, and more often 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:11.760 than not, I'm the innocent party of all that is involved. 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:15.360 So you lead the person astray, and you did. I 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.400 got you, I got you, well, promiscuous, nothing wrong with them, 0:15:18.720 --> 0:15:23.240 I understand. Look at you all right. New survey, let's see. Yeah, 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:27.400 new survey says nearly of men believe this is the 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:31.280 number one sign that is starting to become old and 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.960 become like there. I think we used this last weekend, didn't. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.640 I think we just want it was that it was 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.560 a gray hair. Uh No, it's becoming old, becoming like 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:43.440 your father, that kind of thing. Um, it's it's when 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:47.160 you start taking barbecuing seriously and start taking grilling seriously 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:49.640 like your old man. We didn't use that one. We didn't. 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:52.640 We didn't know, Okay, I thought we did. Be sure 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.120 to catch live editions of The Ben Maller Show week 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.320 days at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. It all 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.520 sounds the same after a while, all right. A new 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:04.800 survey asked pet owners to name one question they want 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:08.440 their animals to answer. The question was do you love me? 0:16:09.360 --> 0:16:11.800 Do you love me? Actually was the second most popular response. 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:13.720 What was number one? So the second one was do 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:19.800 you love me? What was the number one? What's my name? No? 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:24.720 The response was the question was are you happy? Are 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:30.480 you happy? Little doggie? Are you happy? I think we're 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.600 good on that, right, Think we're good? Yea, Yeah, we 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:34.760 have don't stick to sports? Do we have any special 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.080 don't stick to sports stories of the week? Yeah. Did 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:42.880 you ever read Joe Buck's book called lucky bastard. I 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:45.840 did not know. I did not you know, Joe Buck, 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.600 he's kind of like you in the terms of self 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:53.040 deprecating and and he was extremely self deprecating in his book, 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:56.200 but it talked about the ways that he got brought 0:16:56.280 --> 0:16:58.760 up through his dad Jack and and kind of you know, 0:16:58.840 --> 0:17:01.280 working his way into a broadcast pasting career. And I 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:03.240 bring that up because of this is like back in 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:06.720 his early twenties, late teens, early twenties, he talked about 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:12.119 hair plug issues. Um a young British man has actually 0:17:12.280 --> 0:17:17.080 told the media now how he was left scarred. Um Ben. 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.879 He went to Turkey and spent nearly hundred euro on 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:26.600 hair transplant surgery and he's scarred from the front of 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:29.560 his scalp in front of his head and he's got 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:32.000 a bunch of patches and bald spots. Obviously this one 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:35.440 do it justice here on a podcast. But the guy 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.679 was just twenty six years old and he was worried 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:42.040 about a thinning hairline and he went to Turkey. He 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:44.440 didn't do this in the UK. He actually traveled the 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:48.800 Turkey spent nearly hundred euro on hair transplant surgeries that 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:53.399 lasted about six hours. For a few a handful of months, 0:17:54.119 --> 0:17:57.320 and now he's left permanently scarred. It is almost like 0:17:57.400 --> 0:18:00.440 the version of Mike Tyson's tattoo on the side of 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.720 his face, except it's all red and it looks like 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:05.480 he's got some kind of of illness and it's alright. 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:09.520 So the lesson is, Uh, if you're thinning like I am, 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:11.680 and you're losing a little bit there up top, just 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:15.040 better off let it go and going down this highway. Yes, 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.480 you just gotta you gotta let it breathe. You just gotta, 0:18:17.680 --> 0:18:21.840 you know, let it go home. Yeah, if you will. Um, 0:18:22.440 --> 0:18:25.040 how about this production wise you mentioned it with with 0:18:25.160 --> 0:18:28.040 Mike North and his project that he's working on, Um, 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.639 the CBS soap opera show called The Bold and the Beautiful. 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:34.960 When they get back to full production, Ben, they're gonna 0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:40.760 start using female blow up dolls and actors for significant 0:18:40.760 --> 0:18:44.800 others when they're in these love making scenes. Moving forward. Oh, 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:48.200 we have some experience in that, spear. Yeah, some tips 0:18:48.280 --> 0:18:50.119 you have to blow up dolls and all that. No, 0:18:50.359 --> 0:18:53.119 and just you know, make sure they're in place and 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:58.040 they act accordingly, act right. And uh, of all your listeners, 0:18:58.080 --> 0:19:00.800 who do you think there's different years. I learned this 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:04.000 from that Korean baseball thing. That there's the sex doll 0:19:04.040 --> 0:19:07.520 businesses apparently evolved here it's mushroom and there's like they're 0:19:08.040 --> 0:19:12.840 anatomically correct curvaceous blow up dolls. Are they going to 0:19:12.920 --> 0:19:15.240 use those kinds or the old school ones? Yeah? I 0:19:15.280 --> 0:19:17.720 know they're gonna use those. It matches the personality and 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:22.040 matches the scene. So are they actually gonna be having 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:26.159 um fun with the doll the actor? Will the actual 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:30.040 actor be participating in certain activities with the blow up 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:34.679 to a certain degree, Yes, yes they will. For the authenticity, right, 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:38.400 The authenticity is that how it's for the artist. It's 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:42.000 to be one with the blow up doll? That right? 0:19:42.119 --> 0:19:46.920 Could you imagine that? Could you imagine being the director? Cut? 0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:51.520 I need more from you? Can we get an air tank? 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:53.639 The dolls get a little low there? Can we get 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:55.720 an air tank? We got blown the doll up blowing up? 0:19:55.800 --> 0:20:01.040 Come on? Yeah? Exactly? Be sure to live editions the 0:20:01.119 --> 0:20:05.400 Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern Pacific. Ben, 0:20:05.520 --> 0:20:10.960 here's another one. Pamela Anderson's ex boyfriend, which one one 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:13.840 of them? Um? He was a Ukrainian soccer player he 0:20:13.960 --> 0:20:17.399 won on YouTube and talked about in his relationship with 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:22.000 with Pamela Anderson, and they said that certain nights they 0:20:22.040 --> 0:20:26.440 would they would have sex twelve times a night and 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:30.680 it was so much that the people in France flew 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:32.440 back at him and said, that's the reason why he 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:39.119 sucked at soccer. That's a reasonable conclusion. I am not. 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:42.600 It seems a little much. Everything in moderation, it seems 0:20:42.600 --> 0:20:46.639 at odd. Yes, yeah, I've I mean they say not 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:50.800 to have sex the night before a game or a fight. Um, 0:20:52.480 --> 0:20:54.760 how much? What's the most sex you've had in a 0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:58.879 single day with the mrs. I don't. I don't. I 0:20:58.920 --> 0:21:01.680 don't keep tracking that don't like, I don't like check 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:03.240 marks and stuff, so I don't. I don't really know. 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:05.520 It was a few times. I don't know the number 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:08.960 is why. I'm just curious. And yeah, did you see 0:21:09.000 --> 0:21:13.359 that story from the The Onion predicting reality? This in 0:21:13.440 --> 0:21:18.480 your list? So so the The the Onion tweeted this 0:21:18.600 --> 0:21:21.639 is like earlier this week, they tweeted a satirical story, 0:21:21.720 --> 0:21:29.160 a satire story about antire Mima's removal Simpsons, Right, yeah, yeah, 0:21:29.200 --> 0:21:32.360 they were like, you know, it's a satirical online newspaper 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:36.360 The Onion, and they they tweeted out about the removal 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:42.000 of the breast the breakfast mascot Anti Mima, and then 0:21:42.080 --> 0:21:46.680 hours later it was announced that they were removing the 0:21:46.760 --> 0:21:49.640 product after a hundred and thirty one years Quaker Oats 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:52.080 and that her presence and grocery stores is coming to 0:21:52.119 --> 0:21:58.320 an end. It's over The Onion. You like. Do you 0:21:58.440 --> 0:22:01.280 like those website? You're a fan of the satirical websites. 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:03.840 You get out they're great for comedy, like they are 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:07.760 because you they're so far out there that you never 0:22:07.920 --> 0:22:11.359 think this ship is real. And it's pretty much like 0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:15.520 the Simpsons ten twenty years ago. They'll have you know, 0:22:15.600 --> 0:22:17.600 the cartoon The Simpsons come out with a new episode 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.120 and then bang you fast forward to now last year, 0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:23.639 a couple of years before, and ship comes true. It's well, 0:22:23.680 --> 0:22:26.480 you're more of a Babylon be guy. You like that 0:22:26.480 --> 0:22:29.560 blond b is good? The Onion one the other day, 0:22:29.560 --> 0:22:31.240 it was pretty funny, maybe you laugh, one of those 0:22:31.280 --> 0:22:34.240 satirical ones. Yeah, I forget what it was. I think 0:22:34.280 --> 0:22:37.960 it hadn't do about that ballpark food that remember, No, 0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:41.680 you know, I think it was Oh, cracker Jack's. Yeah, 0:22:42.160 --> 0:22:45.000 that's a ballpark. Yeah, why they changed it? I think 0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:46.720 what they had on the articles that said that they 0:22:46.880 --> 0:22:50.000 changed the name from cracker Jack's to white Cracker or 0:22:50.080 --> 0:22:53.280 something of that nature, it was Caucasian Caucasian Jack. I 0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:57.320 think it was with Yeah, Caucasian JACKI Caucasian cracker Jack 0:22:57.480 --> 0:23:01.920 changed his name to politically correct Caucasi and Jack. Was 0:23:01.960 --> 0:23:04.040 that cracker barrel gonna go? Is they are they on 0:23:04.119 --> 0:23:06.560 the list? Are they gonna be changing their name or 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:09.360 that's that's allowed. That's a good question because you think 0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:13.440 about what's going on in today's landscape. And I know 0:23:13.960 --> 0:23:17.960 un l V took away Hey reb for the Running 0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:21.480 Rebels um Long Beach State a few years ago and 0:23:21.560 --> 0:23:25.399 got rid of their mascot um is San Diego State, Florida, 0:23:25.600 --> 0:23:27.800