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Speaker 1: bloviating your day away on this Sunday, as we are

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Speaker 1: at it again eight days a week, eight days a week,

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Speaker 1: because four hours are not enough, because four hours are

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Speaker 1: in for better or worse, and probably for worse, a

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Speaker 1: out and you should too. A happy Father's Day to

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Speaker 1: the radio show, We've Got Pop Quiz, were supposed to

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Speaker 1: with pop Quiz. I love this. Uh these are actual

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Speaker 1: two hundred fifty injured in a search for booze, and

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Speaker 1: the monkey has been sentenced to serve his life in captivity.

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Speaker 1: A monkey named khalua Uh. He has been over two

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Speaker 1: hundred fifty people and apparently one of these people died.

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Speaker 1: And imagine first of all, getting to the around two

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Speaker 1: or over two dred people and not just euthanizing said monkey.

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Speaker 1: Now in defense of the monkey, there's one way to

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Speaker 1: get out of this the monkey can say and claim

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Speaker 1: that he, she or whatever it is, that it has

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Speaker 1: coronavirus or it's fearful of the coronavirus, and then it

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00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 1: will be released at least in New York current California,

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00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 1: and will be allowed to run the streets freely without

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Speaker 1: any repercussions at all. Kalua the monkey, the pet monkey

434
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: of a local UH local doctor would regularly be given

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Speaker 1: liquor to drink, but over a period of time the

436
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Speaker 1: monkey became alcoholic, and when the owner died, Kalua stopped

437
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: getting wicker and became aggressive and aggravated and went on

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00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: a biting spree and created terror in this part of

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Speaker 1: India and Uh and then they had to call in

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Speaker 1: the people from the zoo to catch the monkey and

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00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: calm the monkey down. That that kind of reminds me.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever see that movie with um Uh Cuba

443
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Speaker 1: Gooding Jr. Renee Russo was in it. Kevin Space was

444
00:25:56,640 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: actually called Outbreak. I did not well Outbrank. I didn't

445
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,880
Speaker 1: see a lot of movies. Guests, you keep giving movie references,

446
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: and then my movie I was going to games. You

447
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: were watching movies. I was going to games. I mean,

448
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 1: you can do both sporting Whatno, you can't. You can'

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00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,840
Speaker 1: are at night movies at night? Can't do it? All right? Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I object, especially nowadays, I do recommend

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00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: you watch Billions. Most of your staff, at least some

452
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 1: of your staff watches Billions. I watched Billions. It's a

453
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: really good show on Showtime. Um. But yeah, there was

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Speaker 1: a movie. There's that movie. Basically there's a monkey that

455
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: attacks people and gives us virus that spreads to towns,

456
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 1: and they want to bomb it because the monkeys obviously dangerous.

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00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: But never mind, you don't watch movies. Wow, it's fine.

458
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 1: Genuinely hurt by that. Yeah, I mean like therapy dog.

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00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: Would you like a little therapy dog? No, I'd like

460
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Speaker 1: to converse with You've got things that you know other

461
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 1: people have done or do do so, but that's what

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Speaker 1: we do here. It's all we do. I'm thankful that

463
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Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about you watching The Wire

464
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,359
Speaker 1: or True Detective be because apparently, in like cop shows

465
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 1: and movies are now being taken off the air waves.

466
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,639
Speaker 1: So that's fine. I think you know, I'll get in

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00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: trouble because I support the police. You think I give

468
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: a danger that I could be canceled because I support

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Speaker 1: law enforcement. You don't think that that's a civilized country

470
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,399
Speaker 1: should spend money on law enforcement, because I've seen what

471
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: happens when they don't spend money on law enforcement, and

472
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,119
Speaker 1: it's not very good. That's a good question. I asked

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Speaker 1: Cris Brustard and Rob Parker arlier this week on the

474
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Speaker 1: Odd Couple, I said during a trending report, I asked him.

475
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: I said, Hey, I wear a workout clothes that are

476
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: just chilling rags, but I have an old school l

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Speaker 1: A p D shirt. Would I be canceled if I

478
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Speaker 1: go on social media wearing that shirt? You know, I'll

479
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: my Gundhi. Yeah, yeah, it's it's wild. How can you

480
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: support the police? How can you not like, don't don't worry.

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00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,119
Speaker 1: We'll have people they get ostracized on the fourth of

482
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: July for rocking the Red, white and blue. Oh yeah,

483
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 1: that's that's scary. That's on deck patriotic. You have that

484
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: to look forward to. So there's nothing to celebrate. Americans

485
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: a terrible country, X Y and Z. Shame on you.

486
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: You we will celebrating Americans, no national pride Alright, anyway,

487
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: let's get to the mail bag. We don't have I

488
00:28:17,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: want to go quick here, so guestcon just like a

489
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 1: quick one sentence for each of us and then we'll

490
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Speaker 1: move on to the next so we can get a

491
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Speaker 1: lot of these emails the mail bag from Facebook. Again

492
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Speaker 1: on Facebook, it's Ben Maller Show on Facebook and Mikey

493
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: in St. Paul, Minnesota rights and he says, why don't

494
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: more folks finish college? In my case, it was too

495
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 1: many semesters of female anatomy. Yes, That's when Mikey said, uh, well,

496
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: that's an interesting question, Mikey. I the reason I did

497
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,880
Speaker 1: not finish colleges because I went to school at saddle

498
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: Back and I was studying, and I was like, I

499
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: was planning on I think it was gonna be like

500
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 1: cal State Fullerton was my initial plan because they had

501
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: a decent media program. And I interned at the radio

502
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Speaker 1: station in San Diego and they offered me a job,

503
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: and so I was at a fork in the road.

504
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: My dream was to work in radio. I had now

505
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Speaker 1: been offered a paid position in radio as a reporter

506
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Speaker 1: in you know, San Diego and in l A and

507
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: the cover of sports and all that. So I was like, well,

508
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: what am I What more am I gonna gain from

509
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 1: studying about radio rather than just actually doing radio? And

510
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: I believe I made the right call. Radio is one

511
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: of those jobs like I want my doctor to be

512
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: overly educated. I want my lawyer to know everything about law.

513
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: I don't need my DJ to be overly educated. So

514
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: I think that's the right cad. But that that was

515
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Speaker 1: with me, and I guess got of course, but seventeen

516
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,800
Speaker 1: years going to college get his diploma right, Hey, I'm

517
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. It was hard for me to get

518
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Speaker 1: out of undergrad. I went from a junior college and

519
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Torrance L. Cammuno playing ball there to San Diego State

520
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: and I had a g p A that rivaled Clayton

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Speaker 1: Kershaw's regular season e r A. Like that's how bad

522
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: my g p A was because of working, making money

523
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: and then parting my ass off at San Diego State. Um, yeah,

524
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 1: I was pulled in multiple directions, not until the light

525
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: went on and went to grad school that I had

526
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Speaker 1: a g p A of Clayton Kershaw's postseason e r A.

527
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: So things turned around. But yeah, it's it's not easy,

528
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Speaker 1: especially because you're like you said, there's all kinds of

529
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Speaker 1: things you can get into, especially crew wise, that why

530
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Speaker 1: do you need the education if you can get in somehow,

531
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Speaker 1: some way and then elevate denlo Ode, Jeremy writes, and

532
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 1: he says, Ben, what would it take for you to

533
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 1: fire or cancel someone for having a different political opinion? Uh? Yeah,

534
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:43,280
Speaker 1: in terms of politics, Jeremy, I really don't. I mean,

535
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: it annoys me, you know, but I don't really care.

536
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I like, I've told the story many times,

537
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 1: but growing up in the Mallard Mansion, the original Mallard Mansion,

538
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: my dad conservative, my mom liberal, and we would have dinner,

539
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: eat mac and cheese and salmon patties, and they would

540
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: fight about whatever was going on in the world at

541
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Speaker 1: the time, and then at the end they hu hug

542
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: it out. We'd go watch TV, uh, some game show

543
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 1: or something on TV or some some TV miniseries and

544
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: then that was it. And so uh and I I

545
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: don't agree with a lot of you know, obviously, I'm

546
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: like anybody else. I have my thoughts on the world

547
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: and my beliefs on what I think politically is right

548
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 1: and what should happen. But I don't really give a

549
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 1: funk if somebody else has a different opinion. It's fine.

550
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't really care. Now. It

551
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: annoys me when they think that they they are holier

552
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: than now and that there's somehow that they're moral compass

553
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: is better than than mine. That that you know, they

554
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: serve a slap across the face for that. But but

555
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 1: other than that, it's like, I don't really care. You

556
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: can think whatever you want doesn't really matter to me. Um,

557
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: And you know, we're not really doing politics that much

558
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: on the show. So let's see anything on that guest count.

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00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 1: Are you good on that? I wasn't asked? Okay, Tammy?

560
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: Tammy in Montana. Ben, you keep saying, as you introduced

561
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: David for better or worse? So those are part of

562
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: marriage vows. Would David be the marrying kind of guy? Interesting?

563
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: Interesting that Tammy would ask this question that guess it's fascinating.

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00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 1: Uh guess guns at the point. Now, see, I I

565
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: waited a long time until I got married. How will

566
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: you guess? You got a birthday coming up? Right? You

567
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 1: and O J share the same birthday, Tom Tom Hanks

568
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: yea on July nine. O J. July nights and you're

569
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: gonna be fifty years old. So usually if you don't

570
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Speaker 1: get married by the time you turn fifty, boy, that's

571
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Speaker 1: not gonna happen. So I would say, since he's about

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00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: to turn fifty, Tammy, I think he's not getting married. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna happen. Do you think a

574
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Speaker 1: marriage material? I think that's what she was asking. H

575
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think you know you want that.

576
00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh you want the ball and chain. You don't want

577
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 1: that in your life, right? You know you like being

578
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 1: the swinging bachelor guy. You like it? Yeah, the swinging

579
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: bachelor during a pandemic. This shall pass, This shall pass. Now,

580
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: do you have a lot of women, guess Scott. I

581
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,360
Speaker 1: hear this from from women that they have a date

582
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: in their head. You know, one of the problems we

583
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: all have, some one of the little kids we have.

584
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta do this by this age. And

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00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: I get it for women because the biological clock and

586
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 1: all that, and you think you think you gotta get

587
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: certain stuff done. But my counter arguments, I think now,

588
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: because of technology, it pushed, it has pushed stuff back.

589
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: You don't necessarily have to do things as only. But

590
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: the other thing is that I remember reading a book

591
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: about this. The biggest problem, one of the biggest problems

592
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Speaker 1: with women is they read these fairy tales and they're

593
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: taught from their parents and their peers that this is

594
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Speaker 1: gonna be your Life's gonna be like Cinderella. You know,

595
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: in this bullshit. That's not how the real world works.

596
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: But if you have a date in your head, yes,

597
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: and by the time I get to this age, I've

598
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: gotta have like I gotta have a wife, I gotta

599
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 1: have a family. If you want to go down that road,

600
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: if you do, you think about that. I thought in

601
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: my twenties, I thought that if if if I wasn't

602
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: married or at least established by thirty, then there was

603
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: something wrong with me. And then I flipped to thirty

604
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,800
Speaker 1: and I'm like, wait a minute, I'm still trying to

605
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 1: figure out who I am, let alone, who I'm dating.

606
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: And I thought, professionally, and if I wasn't where I

607
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 1: was at by the time I hit forty, I was

608
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: in deep ship. And you need to pivot, so not

609
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: marriage wise, but professionally wise, because you don't want to

610
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: live grinding your entire fucking life right like you want

611
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 1: to make sure that you can enjoy the fruits of

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00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: your labor. We I mean, we work in a profession.

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00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: We're holidays, we don't get off or not more often not,

614
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,720
Speaker 1: we don't get off. We're working weekends, we're working nights,

615
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: and so some of the stuff that regular people like

616
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: enjoy vacations and holidays and get togethers and whatnot, we

617
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 1: don't see a lot of. Like you have an understanding wife,

618
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 1: which is drastically different. But you know, like in the

619
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: dating scene, when you tell someone you work in radio

620
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: or television, they think it's a rad job. And then

621
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Speaker 1: all of a sudden when you can't go out with

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00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 1: them because your work schedules three to eleven or four

623
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: to twelve, and they're like, well, I'm gonna go date

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00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,919
Speaker 1: somebody else. Yeah, Like my my, I never thought about

625
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: any I never believe I would ever get married. I

626
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 1: never thought I would have any of that. Um, just

627
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: because I just was like locked in like laser focus, right,

628
00:35:19,320 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: like the cliche of American society, the fabric of American society.

629
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Speaker 1: I just put my head down and I worked, and

630
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: I said, I'm gonna make it. It's gonna it's gonna happen.

631
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Speaker 1: As far as my career is concerned, but yeah, if

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Speaker 1: I stopped it, and I did, like almost ten years

633
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: a weekend overnights, and I was like, what the funk

634
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Speaker 1: They wouldn't give me a shot, And then they gave

635
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Speaker 1: me a shot. I had the overnight show during the

636
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Speaker 1: week and then I got I got pole loxed in

637
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: a company wide blood bath. And you know, I'm like,

638
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: I'd worked my entire life up to that point to

639
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 1: get the show that I wanted. I had the show

640
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: that I wanted, and then I get whacked and I'm

641
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Speaker 1: out of work for almost seven months, six months and

642
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: twenty six days. Uh was that? But I just keep

643
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 1: just keep going. He's like, you know, the journey of

644
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 1: a thousand miles starts with one step, right, that old

645
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,399
Speaker 1: hokey thing. Yeah, dog and Fort Collins. Right. So he says,

646
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if you have talked to your friend of

647
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: the show, Russef lately, and if you have any insight

648
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: on where he might wrestle next. Hopefully it's a e

649
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: w uh that is from dog, well Dog, that is

650
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,840
Speaker 1: a private conversation. I did exchange messages with Russef briefly

651
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago. We talked about twitch and he's

652
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,960
Speaker 1: doing some stuff on Twitch right now during the day,

653
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 1: kind of connecting with his big fans from from wrestling

654
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: and whatnot, that that he's on there, and he was

655
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: he was telling me about how, you know, hey, where's

656
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: him out? You know, having to be on there for

657
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: for hours and he was he was asking me, uh,

658
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 1: we we were talking about being in radio and having

659
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 1: to talk for four hours a night and that skill set.

660
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 1: So that was was cool. But he did not specifically

661
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: say anything. But I have heard from let's just say

662
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: a little birdie that there is something in the works

663
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 1: there with russaf so he will be be back sooner

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00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,800
Speaker 1: than later. There's some contractual stuff that has to be

665
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: worked out, but the payout and things like that. But anyway,

666
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 1: Ethan and Acron rights and he says, other than saying

667
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: something completely out of bounds on the radio, what would

668
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: you most likely be canceled for? That's a good question, Ethan.

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00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:35,800
Speaker 1: The obvious one is social media, the mob, the cancel

670
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: culture mob on social media with a very small group. Uh.

671
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 1: That is that's the third rail. Right, If you say

672
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 1: the wrong thing, if you say something that some snowflake,

673
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,799
Speaker 1: some piss aunt gets upset with and then they get

674
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: the mob, the cyber mob that can lead to your

675
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: your demise. Uh. I mean there's other things. Obviously, we

676
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: have morals clauses in our contracts and things like that

677
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,800
Speaker 1: and so those type of things, but those are just

678
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: boilerplate that everyone has in their contract. But I guess

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00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 1: the big one would be a social media we have.

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00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: I was trying to a buddy of mine that does

681
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 1: a morning show, and we were commenting that it's an

682
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: amazing time now that we have more freedom now as

683
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: broadcasters to give an opinion on the radio than on

684
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: social media. It's wild, Like, but that's really the reality.

685
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be that way, I would think, But that's

686
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: that's the way it is. What do you think that's

687
00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,959
Speaker 1: a combination of of attention span and then also people

688
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: just not digesting everything. I think it's the limit on Yeah,

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00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: it's like the limit on how many characters you have

690
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 1: on Twitter. There's only a certain amount you can use

691
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: on Twitter. And and like when I do a monologue,

692
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: I try to be as thorough as I can and

693
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: try to really back up I it's like I'm making

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Speaker 1: I imagine the elevator. It's like an elevator right in

695
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,600
Speaker 1: my head. Like you're in an elevator in New York.

696
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Speaker 1: You're going from the first floor to the seventy eight floor.

697
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 1: You only have a limited amount of time to make

698
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: your point. You have to make It's called an elevator pitch.

699
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to make my elevator pitch. When I

700
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,959
Speaker 1: try to try to back it up, I got on Twitter,

701
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: you just throw something out, You're throwing bombs, and then

702
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: you're moving on to the next and there's no context,

703
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: there's no backstory, there's no none of that. So but

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00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: I would say anything else, guess on that would get

705
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 1: you canceled. I think social media is the big one.

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00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: I think uh, I actually think either retaliation or retribution.

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00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 1: And that's because you see a lot of things nowadays

708
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: that edited videos or cut videos. Imagine if you have

709
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 1: the mob or people trying to attack you and just

710
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,240
Speaker 1: at a sheer self defense physically, you're trying to defend

711
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: yourself and return fire, no pun intendant, but you're trying

712
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: to return fire. But people only see that portion of

713
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: it as opposed to what happened prior. Then that goes

714
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: viral and then all of a sudden bang, you're canceled. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean there's a lot of videos that go around.

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Speaker 1: There's one this week I sent you actually, I think

717
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: this morning, where it's edited. You can tell it's edited.

718
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 1: What the people see is the edited part, and that's

719
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: what they reacted because humans are dumb generally, and they

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00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: whatever they think they get the whole story, and they

721
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,399
Speaker 1: react to that. With any of these and you think

722
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: you're getting the whole story, there's a lot more to it.

723
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 1: And there's usually three sides to every story, right, there's

724
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 1: your side, there side, there's the truth truth with any

725
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: of these things. I saw an amazing video earlier this

726
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: week about UM on social media. Someone took a video

727
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: of an individual driving a car through a protest, and

728
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Speaker 1: all they had was the snapshot of when the person

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00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: hit the gas and drove through this crowd and hit

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Speaker 1: a bunch of people and then drove away. Well, someone

731
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Speaker 1: else had had the actual, fur full version of the video,

732
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:51,080
Speaker 1: and it turned out it was a female in her

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Speaker 1: car that was at a stop. People surrounded the car

734
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Speaker 1: and in the back of the car was a little

735
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: dog and someone broke into the car like smashed one

736
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Speaker 1: of the wind does on the rear passenger side, and

737
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: so out of fear for herself and the dog, she

738
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: high tailed the funk out of there and she hit people. Well,

739
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,960
Speaker 1: the great thing, I mean, the blatant disregard for other

740
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 1: human beings that that that people have. And and I like,

741
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: how like you're supposed to let the thugs, the outlaws

742
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: that are pillaging cities, that are doing things like that,

743
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 1: You're supposed to let him go unchecked. And it's controversial.

744
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 1: It has become controversial to push back against the villains

745
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 1: of society, the card carrying slime balls that are amongst

746
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: us that are not doing peaceful protest. They're burning and

747
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: pillaging police stations and businesses. And it's like, oh, they

748
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: have insurance these parasites, they haven't. Sure. I got a

749
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 1: call from beer drinking Brian the other night on the

750
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: radio show. He's got family in Minnesota, you know, mom

751
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: and pop business, and got torched, burned up, pillaged during

752
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: the unrest in Minnesota. Insurance isn't covering all of it.

753
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: They're covering some of it, but not enough for a

754
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 1: small mom and pop business. And yet these low lifes

755
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: are getting away with it, and and and celebrities the

756
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: celebrity cultures are endorsing the demon spawn that are amongst us.

757
00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: Ridiculous anyway, Sorry, I guess I gotta carried uh Jesse

758
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: from Pomona Rights since I just finished last week's Fifth

759
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 1: Hour and I heard a university apologize for allowing riot

760
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: police to use the bathroom that's right in Boston. In Boston,

761
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: Holy fuck, uh, he says, when the Lakers won and

762
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 1: a riot broke out, You've been allowed a police officer

763
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: to use your studio bathroom. My question is, will you

764
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: be issuing a formable apology? Uh uh no, go pound

765
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: sand with a rubber mallet, funk that. I ain't apologize.

766
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:58,440
Speaker 1: I'll let all the police use my take a whiz

767
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: in my bathroom. I don't care. It's ridiculous. The war

768
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: on police is so stupid, It's so dumb, and it

769
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: is gonna backfire. And you know, you get what you

770
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: asked for. You get what you asked for al right now,

771
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 1: Hopefully it doesn't happen where I live, because I support

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00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 1: the police, and I think the police are are generally great. Obviously,

773
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: there's a few things that need to be touched up

774
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: from time to time, but it's it's not what the

775
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: legend that is out there. Do not believe the legend

776
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 1: is the fact. It is the legend which gets printed,

777
00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:31,279
Speaker 1: but not actually the facts. People don't like the facts

778
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,840
Speaker 1: because they don't line up with the legend. Uh. Fats

779
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: in Philadelphia, right, So it says, Ben, if you and

780
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: I were roomies, what would a Saturday during college football

781
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:44,280
Speaker 1: season entail? What would be on our agenda for the day? Well, Fats,

782
00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: that's a great question. You would be a wild roommate. Fats.

783
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:49,799
Speaker 1: You are man or man. I can only imagine living

784
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 1: with Fats what that must be like. But my college

785
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: football saturdays are very regimented. Unfortunately I live on the

786
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 1: West Coast, so things start way too early. I am, yeah,

787
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: and that really bothers me. Like I would want to

788
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,880
Speaker 1: be in Philadelphia, Fats, because then I could sleep into

789
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: like eleven, and then wake up and take a shower

790
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 1: or whatever watch games starting at noon. So for college football,

791
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: it's better to be in Philadelphia than it is in

792
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: in California. So normally I missed the first television window.

793
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: I missed the nine am games because I'm sleeping, but

794
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 1: I usually there's the three am Eastern noon Pacific College

795
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 1: Football window. I love that, uh. And and so from

796
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: from noon until the I'll watch up until like Hawaii,

797
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,360
Speaker 1: you know, like the Hawaii game that which is the

798
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: very last game, which is like ten o'clock uh on

799
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 1: the West coast, one o'clock on the morning on the

800
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: East coast, and I'll watch that. But it involves a

801
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,520
Speaker 1: lot of gambling, a lot of gambling fats uh. And

802
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: there's there's a consumption of food, um for for you.

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00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: Of course, we would have a lot of alcohol. We

804
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: were a lot of booze and it's a it's a

805
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: great old time. So I think if I had to

806
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 1: go through what a day of college football for you

807
00:44:57,840 --> 00:44:59,920
Speaker 1: guys would be, like, I think it would be Breakfast

808
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: would be leftover pizza cold of course, not warmed up

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00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: from the microwave. And then I think pizza. I think

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00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: middle of the day would be casadillas and chips made

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00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: a little salsa. Beer would start during that time, and

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00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: I think link liquor would get into the afternoon evening

813
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: time and that's when you guys would do like hot

814
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: dogs and hamburgers or like maybe like ribs, or you

815
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: just order a new pizza and then have that carry

816
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: over until the next day too. Yeah, the place would

817
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 1: smell like ass. Well, according to Doc, Mike, that's a

818
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 1: good thing. I guess that's what Doc told me. It's

819
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:36,320
Speaker 1: a good thing. He said that. Yeah, all right, thank you. Fats.

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00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: Clayton writes in and says, did you ever come up

821
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: with the best way to wash or clean a hat ball? Well, Clayton,

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00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: I think we touched on this a while ago. I

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00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 1: had I did purchase this. They're they're readily available on

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00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: the internet. Its costs like ten bucks. It is a

825
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: plastic hat holder. It's kind of like the shell of

826
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 1: the hat. You put the hat in there, and then

827
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 1: you can wash it in your dishwasher or you can

828
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 1: wash it in your washing machine, and there's instructions on

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00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: how to do it. I have done it, and if

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00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 1: you have a really sweaty, nasty hat, it makes it better.

831
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: But it's never gonna be as good as new. I

832
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: have not figured out a way to make it as

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00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: good as new. And if somebody does know, you want

834
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: to email me and let me know. Real Fifth Hour

835
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,720
Speaker 1: at gmail dot com or Ben Maller Show at gmail

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00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: dot com, either one of those of work. But I

837
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: have done it i've done the dishwasher thing. I didn't

838
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 1: notice though that it kind of left some of that, like, uh,

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00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: stuff from the hat was in the dishwasher once I

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00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: was done with the dishwasher, so that became problematic. Uh

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00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: So I guess I would recommend the washing machine. But

842
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: you gotta have like a a front loading washing machine,

843
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 1: or you can't have like an over the top or

844
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 1: there's like all these different rules and stuff. So but yeah,

845
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: I have a big hat collection, and these things are

846
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: fucking pieces of art. These hats are like thirty bucks,

847
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 1: forty bucks. A lot of these things now at retail value,

848
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: So you want to keep them as nice as that

849
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: you can possibly keep them, because it's it's an ex

850
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,919
Speaker 1: spensive habit when you wear a lot of hats. There.

851
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 1: So guess if you figured out a way to clean hats. No,

852
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: I never. I mean if so, once I wear a

853
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: hat and I decided to wear it while I'm working out,

854
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: then I know I'm discarding that hat because I get

855
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: the sweat logs in the hat and then it just

856
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: looks like ship and then you'll never return back to form.

857
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: So I hasn't I have a I have a workout hat. Yeah,

858
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: I have a workout hat that has purposely designed to

859
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: just sweat. It's it's disgusting, but that's my workout. When

860
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: I played that the Company golf outing last year, I

861
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: wore my my sweaty hat because I knew I was

862
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: gonna sweat like a pig. A pig in Georgia and

863
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:42,319
Speaker 1: I did. You were sweating in December and Newport Beach

864
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 1: it was actually like June or something like, you know

865
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: it was it was August. It was hot, was it? Oh? Man,

866
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 1: it was warm. It was like bliss. It's hotter where

867
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: I lived than there. But you know it's fine. Yeah,

868
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 1: Jason and Rocky Mound Virginia rights and he says, for

869
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: both of you guys, if you could go back in

870
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 1: time to attend one past sporting event, what would it

871
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 1: be and why? Yeah, I mean, Jason, that's a generic question,

872
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 1: which I like it. It's it's a question question designed

873
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: to bring up conversation. I guess the one that there's

874
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 1: two answers, I'll give number one. It would be watching

875
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: Babe Ruth in his prime for the Yankees. Does the

876
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: legend of Babe Ruth live up to the reality of

877
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,560
Speaker 1: watching him on a lazy Saturday afternoon at Yankee Stadium

878
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: against the Red Sox hitting bombs? Is it as good

879
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,279
Speaker 1: as it has been written? The legend of Babe Ruth

880
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 1: to see him when he was young and spry and

881
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: hitting home runs? And then the other one is a

882
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: more recent one. I've heard so many stories about Will

883
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: Chamberlain and how amazing he was. Wouldn't it be something

884
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: to be in Hershey, Pennsylvania and watch a hundred point

885
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: game and see what what that was like? There's no

886
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: real video of it, right and all that. So those

887
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: are the two. What about you, Guessica? Um? I was

888
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 1: thinking about this as as you mentioned it, and I

889
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,160
Speaker 1: go back to when my dad because I think my

890
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: dad's favorite athlete of all time is Sandy Kofax and

891
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,800
Speaker 1: uh the nineteen sixty five World Series when the Dodgers

892
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: beat the Twins. My dad was telling me a tale

893
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,359
Speaker 1: about how co Fax pitch Game seven on two days rest.

894
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: And I believe from what he said I could be

895
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 1: completely on based on this, but I guess apparently he

896
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: had gone to to um. Uh, he had gone to

897
00:49:30,040 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: the manager and discuss things, Walter Austin, and he said like, hey,

898
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,839
Speaker 1: if you want to win this game. Give the ball

899
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: to the jew and apparently he co Fax had nothing

900
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,480
Speaker 1: but a fastball that day and blew away the Minnesota

901
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 1: Twins with one fucking pitch. And so I baseball is

902
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: is one of my first loves. But I would have

903
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,239
Speaker 1: loved like you said, like I would have loved to

904
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: see a guy like Babe Ruth. But I would have

905
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: loved to see a guy like Sandy Kofax, because you know,

906
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:02,200
Speaker 1: in today's world, people people bathe the feet of Clayton

907
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: Kershaw and they compare him to Kofax. But I have

908
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 1: no idea why the regular season. Yeah, although the odd

909
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 1: thing and I looked this up, I don't know if

910
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: it's still the case. But the Dodgers did not have

911
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: a great record in World Series game Sandy ko Fax

912
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 1: started because they had such shitty off. Yeah, they had

913
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: no run support, so fucking bad at swinging the bat.

914
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: That didn't matter how good ko Fax was. People playoffs

915
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 1: would tell most of those. Yeah, my dad would tell

916
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: me stories. He'd say, people would say, hey, ko Fax

917
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 1: pitched an awesome game, a two hitter, and then people

918
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: would come back and say, yeah, but did they win.

919
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 1: It's like, no, Nolan Ryan had I think one year

920
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 1: with the Astros, he had like an e r A

921
00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: of like a little above two. I think about a

922
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: lad baseball on the r A and he was like

923
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: eight and sixteen because they couldn't score. They were so

924
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: fucking bad they couldn't score. That's unbelievable. See October fourteenth,

925
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:58,280
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty five, Dodgers and Twins. Dodgers won that game

926
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: to nothing, and Sandy co Fax pitched a three hit,

927
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,799
Speaker 1: complete game shutout on two days rest. So I mean

928
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,000
Speaker 1: he had ten strikeouts in that game. I'd love to

929
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: see something like that. Just a guy that can fucking

930
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:15,439
Speaker 1: throw gas and get you out with one fucking pitch.

931
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: Not Mariano Rivera for one inning, but I'm talking about

932
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 1: twenty seven outs, all right. Gary from Vancouver Island Rights

933
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: and he says, Ben, how do you feel about your

934
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: favorite baseball player? Says that sarcastically having a change of heart,

935
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: And he sent me a screenshot of Blake Snell, who

936
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: joined the Baseball Union talking points and said tell us

937
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: when and where he said on Twitter? Uh, yeah, I

938
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: I was told that was obviously I didn't see it

939
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,840
Speaker 1: because Snell snells a snowflake and he blocked me and

940
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: all that. So I didn't see it. Uh, but I'm not.

941
00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. Boy did that backfire though? How how

942
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: bad did that marketing stretch? Whoever came up with that

943
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: at the union should lose their job. Head should roll.

944
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,440
Speaker 1: You had every advantage Baseball Union, the union. Rob Manford

945
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: looked like a complete donkey. And I don't need to

946
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: rehash this. We talked about it during the week on

947
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:12,239
Speaker 1: the show. But it looked like a complete moron with

948
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: the whole hundred percent thing and and all that and

949
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: and how ridiculous and whatnot and changing his opinion. And

950
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: then the players, they almost all of them, tweeted out

951
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: on social media tell us when and where, and then

952
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: Baseball told them when and where and the players said no,

953
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:41,399
Speaker 1: And uh, it's just absolutely wonderful. It's just just absolutely great.

954
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: At the the the hypocrisy on both sides like and

955
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: and people get upset because I'm on the owner's side

956
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: and I am on the owner side. I can't support

957
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 1: any any group that has Blake Snell. I just can't

958
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,720
Speaker 1: do it. I cannot do it. And I'm not afraid

959
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:56,799
Speaker 1: of rich people. There's a lot of shaming of the rich.

960
00:52:56,840 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm not I mean players are rich. Also the owners

961
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: are wealthy. There's a different there. But yeah, Joe from

962
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,640
Speaker 1: New Jersey Rights, he says, do you think Mike Gundy

963
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 1: should have said I'm a racist redneck man, I'm forty

964
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: instead of I'm a man, I'm forty. Yeah, I saw

965
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 1: that that. Now they're trying to paint Gundhi. They're like

966
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: anyone that ever had a problem with Gundy, any player

967
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: that he didn't treat perfectly. Is They're all like cockroach

968
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 1: who's coming out of the woodwork to pile on Gundhy's

969
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: the dog pilotechnique. That is why you should never apologize

970
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: as a public figure. These people are coming out right.

971
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: The apology is not good enough, or even if they

972
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: think it's good enough, but you should still apologize for

973
00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: this and this, you know, stuff that was twenty thirty

974
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: years ago you have to apologize for. And it's Pandora's box,

975
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,960
Speaker 1: is what it is. And I might pay I might

976
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: be a cynic on this, Ben, but let me know

977
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:48,479
Speaker 1: if you agree. I think the response from Oklahoma State

978
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: was not because they're supporting their athlete. I think it's

979
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: because they were worried about their donors and and their

980
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: alum that give back to the program. I think they

981
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:00,600
Speaker 1: were more afraid of losing out money from from people

982
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:04,720
Speaker 1: in the past as opposed to the conflict between Gundey

983
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:07,879
Speaker 1: and Hubbard. Yeah. But the thing about that story, which

984
00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: is like Truba Hubbard chose to go to a conservative

985
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 1: Republican part of the country, still Water, Oklaholma, right down

986
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: in the middle, yes, right with a coach that wears

987
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 1: a mullet and is stunned to find out the coach

988
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: would watch a right wing cable news channel and a

989
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: private fishing trip wear a shirt with the logo on it.

990
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,720
Speaker 1: This is blasphemy. I mean, just again, I know common

991
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: sense is not common, but really, I mean it's just

992
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 1: these type of things. Tracy and Arkansas, right, So they

993
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: will do a few more of these. We have a

994
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,560
Speaker 1: lot of questions this week. Thank you, Tracy and Arkansas

995
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:48,040
Speaker 1: says I he's scratch scratch off. He says, I would

996
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,720
Speaker 1: give anything to have you guys send me a picture,

997
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:55,520
Speaker 1: uh for my sports room, Like he wants an autographed picture,

998
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,840
Speaker 1: and he actually gave me his a He gave me

999
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: his address in Jonesboro, Arkansas. Unfortunately, sir scratch Off, we

1000
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:07,640
Speaker 1: have no marketing budget. I have. I've never even taken

1001
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,160
Speaker 1: a photo. I think with guess maybe once or twice

1002
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: that's it. So but no, we could take a photo,

1003
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,440
Speaker 1: I guess and blow it up, but that would be

1004
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 1: a lot of work. But Tracy really want that's a

1005
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: big fan there, guest Scott. Somebody wants to have your

1006
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: photo in their sports from that's an honor. That's kind

1007
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:26,880
Speaker 1: of cool. We've taken some pictures in the studio, like

1008
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,840
Speaker 1: there's one that you and I took with Danny and

1009
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 1: I think coop um. I have a had a picture

1010
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: like a workout shirt that I wore but said got

1011
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: Peyton and it was the year that Denver One they

1012
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: beat Um Caroline the super Bowl for super steroids. He

1013
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: just post steroids. And then we have one we have

1014
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: one with the entire crew that came up to Bakersfield.

1015
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,480
Speaker 1: But I think that's something that's it. The one thing though,

1016
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,640
Speaker 1: is that it would require you to actually get in

1017
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 1: your car and drive to the studio like that. That's

1018
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,160
Speaker 1: not an easy seat, you know these days. For Ben Mallier, Well,

1019
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: let me tell you how radio works. Telling Steve Harvey

1020
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 1: does his show in his pajamas. Russia Baw does his

1021
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:10,080
Speaker 1: show from his When you reach a certain status, when

1022
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:14,759
Speaker 1: you reach a level in the business, broadcast from your home,

1023
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: or if there's a Global Apocalypse podcast from your either

1024
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 1: one of those two things, the outcome is the same.

1025
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,879
Speaker 1: And I want you to know that I've upgraded. As

1026
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: we've talked about in previous episodes, guest on, the home

1027
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,960
Speaker 1: studio is actually better than the actual studio. I have

1028
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 1: newer equipment in my studio in my house than we

1029
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: do when I go to work. So, uh, wrap your

1030
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: head around back. Now, silly? Is that? Now? Silly? Is that?

1031
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: What happens if your microphone stand starts to break or

1032
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: the batter behind you starts to lose a letter? What

1033
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: do you what do you mean you have to buy

1034
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,920
Speaker 1: a new one or what are you gonna do? Because

1035
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: the Geico studios where we usually operate at was losing letters,

1036
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 1: where like I think it was a Fox Sports or yeah,

1037
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:03,640
Speaker 1: the letter itself for Geico, it was losing the letters

1038
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:06,240
Speaker 1: off of it, and the microphone stands would be falling

1039
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 1: and toppling on over yeah yeah, yeah, oh yeah, stuff

1040
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,240
Speaker 1: was falling apart. Line one broke, then line they fixed,

1041
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: line one, then line two broke. My favorite was when

1042
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: you'd have to high step into the studio because of

1043
00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 1: the trash. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I always

1044
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 1: love because you know, God forbid, you pay for people

1045
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,440
Speaker 1: to take the trash out seven days a week, and

1046
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 1: you don't value the people that are trash men and

1047
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 1: women until they don't pick up the trash, and suddenly

1048
00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,880
Speaker 1: they become the most important people in your world. And

1049
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,560
Speaker 1: and in our place, we got a bunch of fucking

1050
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: animals that worked there, and and I, you know, I'm

1051
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 1: one of them. But on the weekends, you know, they're

1052
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,480
Speaker 1: eating you know, fish and chicken and beef and all

1053
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: these different and they're not finishing, and so they're leaving

1054
00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: like a half eaten piece of salmon or tuna, uh,

1055
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: you know, tuna salad in the trash, and it's piling up.

1056
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: And so I've come in there on Sunday night to

1057
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: do the overnight show and it's smells fucking horrible and

1058
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: it's disgusting. I don't miss that. I'll tell you that

1059
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: right now. I don't miss that. Fuck that. That was horrible.

1060
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: It's not funny It was fucking hilarious because like the

1061
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: only person I knew that it wasn't with two people,

1062
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: I knew it wasn't Steve Hartman, and I knew it

1063
00:58:20,160 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: wasn't Jonas knocks. Jonas only eats healthy stuff and and

1064
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 1: usually he's really well kept with his food. And Steve Hartman,

1065
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think he gets anything while he's

1066
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 1: in the studio. So it wasn't only two guys. I

1067
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: knew it wasn't them. Yeah, it's the whole anyway, A

1068
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:39,880
Speaker 1: few more here, we have a little more times, a

1069
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: lot more time technically if we wanted to. Uh, Carlos

1070
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:45,320
Speaker 1: and Houston says, since the internet, Ben says, you're worth

1071
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: three million dollars, when are you getting yourself a tesla?

1072
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: Like common coward? They're nice. Yeah, And I had an

1073
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 1: electric car. It turned out to be a lemon, so

1074
00:58:57,160 --> 00:58:59,280
Speaker 1: I had to get rid of it. And I got

1075
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 1: fucked on that too, because they didn't give me what

1076
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: it was actually worth. They marked it down from what

1077
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:06,000
Speaker 1: I actually paid for it. But I'd love to get

1078
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,919
Speaker 1: a tesla. I would, I would think it'd be great,

1079
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: but I can't afford it, so it's not gonna happen.

1080
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:14,840
Speaker 1: I just I love the idea of not having to

1081
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: pay for gas. I love the idea of that because

1082
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: gas is cheap now because of the pandemic. But it's

1083
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: gonna go back up soon enough. John the Jailer Allen

1084
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 1: town p a right, since it's Ben and Gagon, which

1085
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: person will you miss more? Ante Mima or Uncle Ben?

1086
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:35,240
Speaker 1: Guess which one are you gonna give him this more? Neither?

1087
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm neither. I mean when you have didn't you didn't

1088
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 1: use Anthew Mima syrup or Uncle Ben's rice? Well, I

1089
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: guess in today's day and age, Ben, I've been awakened.

1090
00:59:45,160 --> 00:59:48,080
Speaker 1: Like Arnie Spanier, one of our great friends at Fox

1091
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 1: Sports Radio, he for Christmas sends the entire network um

1092
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: pancake mix along with maple syrup from Vermont, and it

1093
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: is fucking amazing. It is. It is orgasmic how good

1094
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,880
Speaker 1: it is. Now. It's a little pricey, but it is

1095
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,880
Speaker 1: definitely worth the costs. So you're saying it's better than

1096
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:11,360
Speaker 1: highly processed Anshew Mima suru. Yes, what are you gonna

1097
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:14,920
Speaker 1: call it? That'll be interesting, But let's answer your question,

1098
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: John the Jailer, Uncle Ben, you know I remember when

1099
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 1: I first became an uncle. You know, my my brother

1100
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: in New York had a daughter and I became uncle Ben.

1101
01:00:25,720 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 1: I became uncle Ben. I became the guy in the

1102
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: rice and all that stuff. And so I'm an uncle

1103
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:34,920
Speaker 1: to several several nieces and nephews, and so it's it's

1104
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: pretty cool being an uncle. I like it's fun. But

1105
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: I always took pride and I didn't look down on it.

1106
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: I guess maybe I should have, but I didn't think, like,

1107
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 1: you know, saying uncle Ben was a bad thing. But anyway,

1108
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 1: I uh, you know what they want to sell the product,

1109
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: good luck. Uh, we'll see what comes next. And whatever

1110
01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: they change it to, I'm sure someone will be offended

1111
01:00:55,800 --> 01:01:03,560
Speaker 1: by guaranteed. Yeah, what are you doing? Guests? Are you?

1112
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you pausing here? What are

1113
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: you know? I'm listening to you. I was waiting for

1114
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: you to go out on the next you want me

1115
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: to go on that? All right? Yeah? Awkward? That was

1116
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: That was awkward. Kentucky Tay rights and says, if you

1117
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,960
Speaker 1: could pick any place in the world to retire in

1118
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: and live out the rest of your days, where would

1119
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:22,520
Speaker 1: you too? You're saying Hawaii for sure? Yeah. I love Hawaii, Kauai,

1120
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 1: the Garden island, just off the grid, away from every

1121
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:28,080
Speaker 1: My wife she's not down with that because she's you know,

1122
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: we're all about we love family. We spent a lot

1123
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 1: of time with the family. I love my in laws,

1124
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,960
Speaker 1: my um. My family pretty much left me, so I

1125
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: don't have My dad's about the only one left. But

1126
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 1: um yeah, I would go home, but it's too problem

1127
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 1: with Hawaiians. This travel to get anywhere, it's a five

1128
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:47,640
Speaker 1: hour flights, so that's that is problematic. I don't know

1129
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: where else would be. It's somewhere cheap. A lot of

1130
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: people retiring Florida. What about Scottsdale, Yeah, that's expensive, those guts.

1131
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: That's the Beverly Hills of Arizona. But they say it's

1132
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 1: like the g V version of Beverly Hills. You know,

1133
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:05,640
Speaker 1: Washington State would be fucking no, not Seattle and their

1134
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 1: own country, but Pacific Northwest. Okay, the people are a

1135
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,880
Speaker 1: little fucked up, some of them, but living the weather

1136
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: and whatnot. I like kind of cool. And I've never

1137
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: been there, but you love you can't speak if you're

1138
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,960
Speaker 1: been there. Hold on, I was prefacing this. You have

1139
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,200
Speaker 1: a lot of Canadian listeners. That's right. People encourage to

1140
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:30,160
Speaker 1: go to Vancouver. Like, I've never been in Vancouver, but

1141
01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 1: I hear nothing but wonderful things. It's open, it's spacious,

1142
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,160
Speaker 1: it's clean. Um, it's good for the economy. Obviously very

1143
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,360
Speaker 1: green up there, but I heard it it's a great

1144
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: scene up in Vancouver. I'd love to go there. I

1145
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: don't know if I retire there. Um. Internationally, I'm I'm

1146
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: pretty fucking down for for Amsterdam. Amsterdam is is a

1147
01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: wild scene, but it's also you just want to be

1148
01:02:56,440 --> 01:03:00,720
Speaker 1: the red light district with all the debaucheries. Yeah, just admitted,

1149
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 1: just admitted, it's all rights, first step admission. No, I

1150
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:10,439
Speaker 1: don't know, okay, answering. I think that's a good place

1151
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:13,760
Speaker 1: to stop. Yes, I think that's a good spot. Is that? Yes? Not?

1152
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 1: But we one more? Oh? No, not one more? Yeah,

1153
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: we got one more on a on a high, on

1154
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: a high. No, give me one from a femalell since

1155
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:26,000
Speaker 1: we always get I don't see gender. I think we're

1156
01:03:26,040 --> 01:03:29,400
Speaker 1: all gender neutral. I don't know. I see I see

1157
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,880
Speaker 1: gender on your shelves, so I really, you know, I

1158
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 1: don't have any other questions for women. I think we

1159
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,680
Speaker 1: only like one or two from women this week, Tammy

1160
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 1: and Montana and I think our friend in Kentucky there.

1161
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: But that was it. Uh, let's see what else do

1162
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 1: we have? La la la la la. Jack in Greensboro,

1163
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:48,480
Speaker 1: North Carolina, right since has been we all know you're

1164
01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:51,040
Speaker 1: a big softie with a heart of goal. Damn right, Jack,

1165
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 1: damn right, Mr softie over here. However, I'm sure you

1166
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: did some nefarious things as a child. What's something you

1167
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: got away with as a child that nobody in the

1168
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,720
Speaker 1: family knows about. Well, let me tell you something. I

1169
01:04:03,880 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 1: had a Jewish mother, Um Mama Mallor, and I couldn't

1170
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:09,960
Speaker 1: get away with ship man. I I don't. I mean

1171
01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: I I was so sloppy as you know. I remember.

1172
01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've told this story before or not,

1173
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 1: but when I was in junior high school, let's tell

1174
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,480
Speaker 1: my wife this story the other day. So I was

1175
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: in junior high school and some kid brought this piece

1176
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,160
Speaker 1: of paper. This isn't the stone age before the internet.

1177
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,520
Speaker 1: So this kid brings a piece of paper to school.

1178
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,120
Speaker 1: It's like the like seven hundred ways to say the

1179
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: word fuck. Right now, I'm a junior high school kid

1180
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: and I'm learning profanity in in in school. So I'm like,

1181
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,960
Speaker 1: this is the greatest thing ever. You know, this is

1182
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: this is amazing, you know, I love this. And so

1183
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: my my mom had a mailing business, like a mailing

1184
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 1: service that she was running mom and pop shop and

1185
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 1: all that stuff. And so so I took this this

1186
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: thing home and I went and I I'll never never.

1187
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 1: So I took it home and and I went to

1188
01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:04,280
Speaker 1: the copy machine and I printed up like fifty copies

1189
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:06,040
Speaker 1: to pass out there my guys at school, you know,

1190
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 1: because I was gonna get I was gonna get cloud.

1191
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,920
Speaker 1: I was going to pass out this thing how to

1192
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,440
Speaker 1: say fuck, and every junior high school kid loves it.

1193
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 1: Right at that time, this was like a big deal

1194
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,920
Speaker 1: back in the Stone Age, so it would have been

1195
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 1: the perfect crime guest on. But I made one mistake

1196
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: and I got caught. You don't know what the mistake is.

1197
01:05:23,440 --> 01:05:25,560
Speaker 1: So I print this thing up, I take the fifty

1198
01:05:25,600 --> 01:05:28,880
Speaker 1: copies off, I go to school. I forgot to take

1199
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: the original. I got called into the principal's office and

1200
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 1: I got read the Riot Act. And now, sweet little

1201
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,439
Speaker 1: fat Benny, what are you doing? What are you doing?

1202
01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you and uh, well you you did

1203
01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,880
Speaker 1: worse than me, though you've admitted you mean you of

1204
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 1: course your dad was like the chief of the l A.

1205
01:05:55,040 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 1: P D. And you're running around with all kinds of

1206
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,360
Speaker 1: debauchery going on. Yeah. I think one of the worst

1207
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 1: I mean that I actually did get away with UM

1208
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,920
Speaker 1: was actually in academia. UM. And and a buddy who

1209
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 1: who listens to the to the podcast, he will fucking

1210
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,000
Speaker 1: hate the story, but I mentioned him a lot, Buddy Patrick,

1211
01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:17,600
Speaker 1: who works for the l A. Fire Department in Norwalk. UM.

1212
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: I became good friends with him and my other buddy Colin,

1213
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,400
Speaker 1: the one the doctor from Dublin that we had on

1214
01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 1: on a show in in high school. And the reason

1215
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:30,800
Speaker 1: why was because they were like the smartest guys in

1216
01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,160
Speaker 1: my class, and the class wasn't big, but they like

1217
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 1: stood out. Like Patrick was one of those guys who

1218
01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,720
Speaker 1: just retain all kinds of worthless information, but it was

1219
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,960
Speaker 1: like stupid facts that he'd always retained, but it was

1220
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: always book smart, and Colin wasn't necessary book smart, but

1221
01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 1: he was always on top of it in terms of

1222
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: studying and whatnot. So I was the jock of the

1223
01:06:49,600 --> 01:06:52,600
Speaker 1: group or the jock of the class, but we shared

1224
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,440
Speaker 1: a physics class together, and and Ben like, when you're

1225
01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:59,880
Speaker 1: in those lab classes, you're not at regular desks, you're

1226
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: on these lab tables and calling and Patrick would sit

1227
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:07,160
Speaker 1: behind me, but I would absolutely abuse them. So we'd

1228
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 1: be taking tests, or we'd be writing papers or doing studies,

1229
01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:13,680
Speaker 1: and while they were studying or writing or taking a test,

1230
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 1: I turned around and hit them with these metal rulers,

1231
01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 1: just beating the ship out of them on their hands right. Well,

1232
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:23,120
Speaker 1: so I had abused them in class, but at the

1233
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: end of our last semester in physics, had another buddy

1234
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:30,720
Speaker 1: of mine, George, great fucking dude. Um, he wrote this

1235
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,240
Speaker 1: this paper. I forget what it was on, but it

1236
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: was this long, ten fifteen page paper on a report

1237
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: that we were supposed to write for for the end

1238
01:07:38,480 --> 01:07:40,600
Speaker 1: of our our class. And I don't want to write it.

1239
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: I was like, funk this, I don't want to write it,

1240
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: too lazy about it. And I was at his house

1241
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 1: one day. We're playing video games, and we started talking

1242
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 1: about the paper, and I'm like, man, what kind of

1243
01:07:50,120 --> 01:07:52,080
Speaker 1: ideas do you have? And I knew he had already

1244
01:07:52,080 --> 01:07:54,000
Speaker 1: written his paper. What kind of ideas do you have

1245
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,640
Speaker 1: or you know what did you do? Da da da

1246
01:07:56,680 --> 01:08:00,040
Speaker 1: da da? And he showed me his paper and and

1247
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:04,920
Speaker 1: I took the paper and I went home and it

1248
01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:09,160
Speaker 1: was I think it was ten pages long. I wrote

1249
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: organically my first page for my assignment, and then took

1250
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 1: three many nine pages from his paper, and Bet I

1251
01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:22,639
Speaker 1: submitted it as my final. So I didn't. I wasn't.

1252
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:25,599
Speaker 1: I didn't submit mine first to the teacher. I submitted

1253
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: mine last at the tail end, and Colin and PJ,

1254
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:33,679
Speaker 1: Colin and Patrick knew this. We get our papers back

1255
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: and and Ben, we get them back, and Colin and

1256
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 1: Patrick were happy. I think they got like b pluses

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Speaker 1: on their papers. I get mine back and it said

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Speaker 1: a fucking minus. And I turned around and Patrick and

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Speaker 1: Colin knew that I had done this. The look on

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Speaker 1: their faces when not was like I had kicked a dog,

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Speaker 1: dragged it down the street and then ate a whole

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Speaker 1: Like these guys had this just look on their faces.

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Speaker 1: It was fucking amazing. But which shows you the grading

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Speaker 1: process is yeah, question questionable to lunch, but yeah, I

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Speaker 1: will God, God help me. I will never forget the

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Speaker 1: look on their faces because it was just all right.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here again. I got things

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Speaker 1: to do again. Go all right, listen, I have a

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Speaker 1: wonderful rest of your day. Be well, prosper all of

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Speaker 1: that good stuff, and thank you. Remember five stars on

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Speaker 1: the rest of your day. We'll be back on the

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Speaker 1: radio tonight for the overnight. Sha. I'll be back here

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Speaker 1: yapping away about the big stories of the weekend, and

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