Speaker 1: The nick A Gliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glasers here, I am welcome to the show with the
Speaker 2: Nicki Glaser Podcast.
Speaker 3: We are in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 2: It's a very special episode because we are actually doing
Speaker 2: an episode to honor the women who take the mic.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's an initiative or like a
Speaker 2: special episode, but we're honoring women who take the mic.
Speaker 2: I'm taking this mic home with me. I don't own it,
Speaker 2: but it's it's part of what the episode is about
Speaker 2: is that I get to keep this mic. And what
Speaker 2: we're really doing is we're celebrating with iHeart for International
Speaker 2: Women's Day, which falls on Friday, March eighth, and it's
Speaker 2: International Women's say is very important and it's it's starting
Speaker 2: to catch on in America, but it's like very important
Speaker 2: in other places. Brian, are you confused or what's going on?
Speaker 2: This doesn't say anything of relevance. This is like red No,
Speaker 2: it does. It's on this bottom of the second page.
Speaker 2: Go to the second page and you'll find it all. Yes,
Speaker 2: we're taking the mic. And so for the special women's episode,
Speaker 2: we have a special woman guest. Yes, and I know
Speaker 2: she's a woman because she's fucking pregnant right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Not all women get pregnant, though, I don't want to
Speaker 2: say that that's not there's someone who can't get pressure. Yes,
Speaker 2: but she is here with us today. I love her
Speaker 2: so much. She's I would consider you one of my
Speaker 2: closest friends, and we don't hang out that much, but
Speaker 2: like I just.
Speaker 4: I've never been more honored. I literally listen to your podcast.
Speaker 4: I consider you my best friend.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I love you so muche one of
Speaker 5: the funniest people ever, one of the most naturally talented,
Speaker 5: uh just cool girls ever.
Speaker 2: I was just talking about how much I love you
Speaker 2: to someone because you just to Rick Glassman, actually, I
Speaker 2: was talking about how you and body, Yeah you're Nemesis.
Speaker 2: I was really trying to sell you to him. He
Speaker 2: was he's still on the fence. But I was just saying, like,
Speaker 2: you're just so cool, like you just like are who
Speaker 2: you are, which is like the best way to be
Speaker 2: as a woman is to just not try to be
Speaker 2: anything except what you are, and you are. Just You're
Speaker 2: so cool. You're like the coolest person I know. I
Speaker 2: think you're up there with a couple other people in
Speaker 2: my life that are cool. But like you are probably
Speaker 2: one of the coolest people I know.
Speaker 4: That is so nice, and I actually do believe you
Speaker 4: because you are so supportive and nice to me, and
Speaker 4: I look at you like this cool popular girl, like
Speaker 4: she's like the cheerleader, and I'm like, wait, why she's
Speaker 4: so nice? But like I believe you. And also, Nikki,
Speaker 4: thank you. I saw your set. Your stand up is
Speaker 4: so good and even though it's basically a lot of
Speaker 4: it is like completely fighting against what I'm currently doing
Speaker 4: with my body, Like I am on your side. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like I'm on your side with everything you you are.
Speaker 4: And you're like, you're very pregnant right now?
Speaker 3: Are you eight months?
Speaker 6: Right now?
Speaker 4: I'm eight months. Yeah, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here.
Speaker 4: No, don't.
Speaker 2: I saw you the other night at the comedy store
Speaker 2: and then you went edit your car and my boyfriend
Speaker 2: I were walking into the store and you were getting
Speaker 2: out and you were like you just started laughing when
Speaker 2: you saw us, and you were like, it's so embarrassing.
Speaker 3: It's so embarrassing settling around.
Speaker 4: You're not a person anymore. You're just like a vessel.
Speaker 4: You realize what it's We're not equal to men.
Speaker 3: Like it's just are you angry about it? Is there?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 3: What are you feeling empowered by?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 5: Is no?
Speaker 4: I feel loving, Like I feel really loving towards the
Speaker 4: father of my child, which I'm glad he's enjoying it
Speaker 4: now because once the baby comes out, I'm sure my
Speaker 4: hormones will go back to nasty girls.
Speaker 3: Some things have changed, like you have become more gentle.
Speaker 4: And I just feel really sensitive. And I'm like cleaning
Speaker 4: my house, which is weird. I know, I know.
Speaker 3: It's a big for you. Maybe I need to get pregnant.
Speaker 4: I like it's it took like eight months to do it. Yeah, pregnancy,
Speaker 4: But yeah.
Speaker 3: You're just like nesting. You're getting the nest ready.
Speaker 4: Well, I have not one single item purchased, but I
Speaker 4: am cleaning just for myself. I think, are you But
Speaker 4: you're not add not not even a little bit. I
Speaker 4: hate pregnancy so much that I realized there's something going
Speaker 4: on in my brain where I'm like, I'll just be
Speaker 4: pregnant forever, like this is my curse. Yes, and I'm
Speaker 4: in denial and I haven't given a literal one thought
Speaker 4: as to what my life will be like when the
Speaker 4: baby comes.
Speaker 2: Well that sounds good because it sounds like you're living.
Speaker 2: You're the present, which is what we all aspire to.
Speaker 4: I should plan, though some people should plan.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like the one thing that's guaranteed not to last,
Speaker 2: like sometimes people have. My brains are like, what if
Speaker 2: this never goes away? What it like a stomach ache,
Speaker 2: like nausea or something like that could, but this will definitely.
Speaker 1: Longer than a few years. I don't know what pregnancy.
Speaker 3: Is found to be over within a month?
Speaker 4: Wait? Is it messed up to put you on the
Speaker 4: spot though, and ask where is your head out on
Speaker 4: this subject?
Speaker 2: I'm really good about not having I really am, like
Speaker 2: you're You're not the only person who's pregnant in my life.
Speaker 2: Noah our producer who's not here with us right now
Speaker 2: because she's off getting married, but she is do in March, May,
Speaker 2: no April, something around there.
Speaker 1: One of the months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe next year May, I don't know, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: But she's also pregnant right now. My other friend I
Speaker 2: have another friend is pregnant. I'm hearing a lot about it.
Speaker 2: It sounds really hard, and I think I wouldn't be
Speaker 2: as like. I think I would just be angry about
Speaker 2: the experience a little bit more.
Speaker 4: But I really support your choice. Like I and I
Speaker 4: always thought like, oh, if someone was pregnant had a baby, like,
Speaker 4: why are they not trying to convince me to do it?
Speaker 4: And now I see why. I'm like, oh, like, because
Speaker 4: I for many years was like I don't want kids,
Speaker 4: and no one was ever like you have to, which
Speaker 4: was really yeah. I was like, oh, you're just gonna
Speaker 4: close the conversation there, But I kind of get it now.
Speaker 4: It's like it's better. Life was better before so far.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it hasn't even started yet.
Speaker 4: This is just I'm excited. You know, there's such a
Speaker 4: good it's gonna be great. But I'm just I get
Speaker 4: your point of view. I mean, the physical discomfort is
Speaker 4: like I could just go on and on. It's really
Speaker 4: really chilling. And I'm a very selfish person, like when
Speaker 4: the plane is going down, I have no problem to
Speaker 4: put my mask on first. I bet that would never
Speaker 4: be an issue for me. And this is really a
Speaker 4: time in my life where like I'm not I cannot
Speaker 4: put myself first, Like I can't just get high, I
Speaker 4: can't just eat a big meal because my acid reflex
Speaker 4: will make me throw up, Like, there's so.
Speaker 3: Many comforts too, right, aren't you you're dabbling?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm dabbling. Yeah, I'm getting in heroin? Are you
Speaker 4: just haro is safe?
Speaker 3: I didn't even heard anyone say you can't do it.
Speaker 3: I think it's right.
Speaker 2: It's not on all the lists that I see. I
Speaker 2: guess they just maybe assume you wouldn't. But if they
Speaker 2: don't say no, I'm gonna do it. We do have
Speaker 2: to talk about women like in this segment, and I
Speaker 2: want to talk about because we're celebrating International Women's Day
Speaker 2: March eighth, does this experience being pregnant make you really
Speaker 2: proud to be a woman? Like, are you learning how
Speaker 2: strong women are in the experience of it? Are you
Speaker 2: like having newfound respect.
Speaker 3: For your mom? And literally every now that my friends
Speaker 3: are going through pregnancy.
Speaker 2: I was at the Super Bowl and I was looking
Speaker 2: at the thousands of people there and I was like,
Speaker 2: every single person here there was a woman who was like, oh,
Speaker 2: like for every person, like someone had to go through
Speaker 2: a whole pregnancy.
Speaker 3: And have a baby, showers, have.
Speaker 2: People touching your stomach in public, It's just like it's
Speaker 2: amazing that there's a strong woman behind every idiot that
Speaker 2: you see at a stadium like the event.
Speaker 4: I do agree with you, and I also am totally
Speaker 4: seeing that differently, like I'm I'm respecting.
Speaker 3: My mom more.
Speaker 4: I'm like and all moms because look, let's be real,
Speaker 4: moms are pretty lame. They're pretty lame. If it's pretty
Speaker 4: lame to be a mom. Okay, we all general. What
Speaker 4: do you mean, Like it's just mom culture brand?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really could.
Speaker 1: Like it's like overlapping with Karen culture a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well cultures and by the way, I love weed.
Speaker 4: I also think weed culture needs a rebrand. I think
Speaker 4: that's embarrassing too. So it's not just anti mom, but
Speaker 4: like so I've always felt, you know, mom cultures a
Speaker 4: little lame. But going through this suffering and struggling, I'm like,
Speaker 4: because I really respect toughness in people because I'm so weak,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, this is you have to be
Speaker 4: really tough, and like, oh, I'm just like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Every mom is so strong, so tough, Like they just
Speaker 4: go through all this and I and like, no one
Speaker 4: respects them for it, No one cares. We just roll
Speaker 4: our eyes with their babies cry. Yeah, We're like, get
Speaker 4: your tit out of here, Like it's crazy, how weak
Speaker 4: how we treat moms And then going through this, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm such a little bitch. Like I they are They
Speaker 4: women are great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, whether or not, it's like
Speaker 2: the right decision for your life. Like, once you make it,
Speaker 2: you have to stick it out. There's no like taking
Speaker 2: it back. You can't divorce your baby, like they can
Speaker 2: divorce you at a certain age like Macaulay cul can you,
Speaker 2: But like you are stuck with that decis It's like
Speaker 2: that is really strong to me to take a chance
Speaker 2: that this thing you don't know if you're good at yet.
Speaker 2: You might have this instinct that I'm gonna be good
Speaker 2: at it, but like you're doing this thing. Your husband
Speaker 2: can leave at any time if he wants, and like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he'll feel like a piece of shit his whole life,
Speaker 2: but he can like kind of run away from it.
Speaker 3: You really can't as a woman.
Speaker 4: No, you're so trapped.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 4: It's isn't it weird? Like it's like, oh, she's trying
Speaker 4: to trap me. The only person who gets trapped in
Speaker 4: a baby making situation is the woman. Yes, we got
Speaker 4: it all wrong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it just as really impressive to me what
Speaker 2: women go through to to make another human, and that's
Speaker 2: I'm too selfish to do it.
Speaker 3: I just like I thought you were too.
Speaker 4: I'm with you on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got I can't.
Speaker 4: I fell for this really was no. I think it
Speaker 4: was just it was like it was like my baby daddy,
Speaker 4: who I guess is technically my fiance wherever he is.
Speaker 4: He's forty five, and I was like, shit, he would
Speaker 4: be a good dad. I love him. He was never
Speaker 4: pressuring me at all, but I was like, oh, he'd
Speaker 4: be such a good daddy. His age is getting up there.
Speaker 4: I'm like the only person that has a kid because
Speaker 4: like the man is getting old. But so I was
Speaker 4: just like, let's just you know what else. I was like,
Speaker 4: let's just try yes, because it might not happen.
Speaker 3: And then I just kind of want to see if
Speaker 3: you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, do you ever feel that you do time?
Speaker 2: I just I mean, I've had really awful thoughts that
Speaker 2: I can't say right now because it's going to air
Speaker 2: on the radio.
Speaker 3: But once we get to the podcast segment of our.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize keep pain Yeah, fine.
Speaker 2: I think so we might have to clean that up.
Speaker 2: They might but that's okay. But yeah, I definitely have
Speaker 2: had thoughts of like, I just want to prove that
Speaker 2: I can do it because it is so bad ass
Speaker 2: to be able to make a baby and to have one,
Speaker 2: and it seems to be and it's a sign that
Speaker 2: you're youthful.
Speaker 4: Oh I in your understand up? Yeah about it is
Speaker 4: so funny.
Speaker 3: Thanks? Are you excited to are you? Do you know
Speaker 3: what you're having?
Speaker 2: It's a girl, an international woman. What what makes you
Speaker 2: excited about having a girl? What makes you nervous?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: What's did you want a girl? I would want to girl?
Speaker 4: Of course I d of course yes.
Speaker 2: I know when when they're like gender reveals and the
Speaker 2: dad's are always like so obviously bummed out when it's
Speaker 2: a girl, I'm always just.
Speaker 3: Like you idiot. This is going to be so much easier.
Speaker 4: I know, because the girl will love you. The little
Speaker 4: girl will love her dad. Nothing else.
Speaker 1: Little boys, demons, Yeah, chaotic monsters that destroy your home
Speaker 1: and your body and your family.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she might not be that cute to be, but
Speaker 4: she's going to be Smarster. That's smart. We're not like
Speaker 4: the hottest Jewish couple. But I so basically, so two
Speaker 4: years ago I got pregnant and had a miscarriage, and
Speaker 4: so after that experience, I was this with this pregnancy,
Speaker 4: I was like not thinking about gender at all. I
Speaker 4: didn't literally didn't cross my mind because we were just like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, we just hope it sticks whatever. And
Speaker 4: then when I got the call and they're like, do
Speaker 4: you know the gender? Do you want to know? And
Speaker 4: I again, this whole time, I hadn't thought about it,
Speaker 4: and she just goes, it's a girl. And I was like,
Speaker 4: it was like the best moment of my life. And
Speaker 4: my first thought was like I should get out of
Speaker 4: this hot bath because you shouldn't take a shats when
Speaker 4: you're pregnant. And I was just really happy, and I
Speaker 4: think I'm excited to stay.
Speaker 2: Let's just see what can handle that. He's tough, he's
Speaker 2: a boy. That's so exciting to have a girl. And
Speaker 2: so wait, so tell.
Speaker 4: Me I want to recreate my whole life onto it. Obviously,
Speaker 4: absolutely I want to be a dance mom.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so what do you wish for her? What
Speaker 2: do you like? What what do you want her to
Speaker 2: be like?
Speaker 3: What? What would you like?
Speaker 2: What are things that you want to do redo for
Speaker 2: her and not have her experience or what are things
Speaker 2: that you Yeah, what do you want for your daughter
Speaker 2: in this world?
Speaker 4: Just want to have my own life too? Is that
Speaker 4: a really bad answer?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: You want to set an example a woman who can
Speaker 3: have it all?
Speaker 4: Well, we all know that no one can have it all?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Is that if we busted that myth? Yet? I don't know.
Speaker 3: You can't. There's no way.
Speaker 4: But I I wanna she did it.
Speaker 2: I want she did I think she famously didn't get
Speaker 2: it all.
Speaker 4: I want her to have a a very close relationship
Speaker 4: with her dad so that mommy can still go tour. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I want to.
Speaker 3: You want to still be able to tour?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think it's he's a writer.
Speaker 1: Okay, so he stayed he stays put.
Speaker 4: Kind of yeah, yeah, he stays put.
Speaker 3: For that's great. I don't want to keep touring too.
Speaker 2: And I would remember Bonnie McFarlane used to bring her
Speaker 2: baby to the Tommy clubs and she grew she's so cool,
Speaker 2: she's such a cool child.
Speaker 4: I definitely like, I don't want to become a person
Speaker 4: who is just like a mom twenty four to seven
Speaker 4: and is like entertaining and like I read on Reddit
Speaker 4: a lot these like moms that are like, I'm so bored,
Speaker 4: I'm just playing baby games all day. I'm like that
Speaker 4: I breadful parents.
Speaker 1: Don't go on that one.
Speaker 2: Really, that's I frequent that one to like help myself.
Speaker 4: To prepare myself. No, no, no, I do not.
Speaker 2: It's all people who wish they could Casey Anthony but can't.
Speaker 2: Like it's all people that have that same mindset of like,
Speaker 2: why did I do this? Why aren't I free? Like
Speaker 2: I regret this, Please don't do this. So I would
Speaker 2: not recommend going on I'm going to It's just it's
Speaker 2: just for people like me who need to like not
Speaker 2: be not do it just because they're feeling pressure and
Speaker 2: so they need to be.
Speaker 4: I think that what I am doing. My mindset is
Speaker 4: I'm going to this with very low expectations. I'm fully
Speaker 4: like I might hate this. I'm not the kind of
Speaker 4: person always dreamed of being a mom, And it's more
Speaker 4: of like an experiment. And look, if grandma and Grandpa
Speaker 4: have to move out here and.
Speaker 3: Take the lead, they totally are going to.
Speaker 4: That's gonna have to That's great use in case I'm
Speaker 4: a Reddit regretful parent. Yeah, we have backup plans. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you show, but we'll work hard and get them a
Speaker 4: house out here.
Speaker 2: Sure you're not love that you have. No, you're not
Speaker 2: prepared for this at all, And I love it. I
Speaker 2: love that you're just like these are my favorite types
Speaker 2: of parents, the ones that are just like, yeah, we'll see,
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out, because you really will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one really knows what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Yes, nothing but rocks and sticks. We're all here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you are very close with your parents,
Speaker 4: Like did they do you feel like they parented you
Speaker 4: or like put thought into raising you.
Speaker 3: Or was it just kind of like not really?
Speaker 4: Yeah, me either.
Speaker 2: I look back and I think that's probably why I'm
Speaker 2: a comedian and I have low self esteem, is because
Speaker 2: they didn't read the books that they should have. Someone
Speaker 2: has a great joke about like someone said, like, you know,
Speaker 2: they don't write.
Speaker 3: Someone's mom had said, like, you know what, sorry, I
Speaker 3: messed up with you. There's so there's not a book
Speaker 3: on how to be a good parent.
Speaker 2: It's like, no, there's many, you could have read so many.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I think that No.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, they raised me to be smart and
Speaker 2: confident and like really believe I could do anything. Uh,
Speaker 2: and I think that's really important. But I think I
Speaker 2: know how to raise is like, uh, like I could
Speaker 2: make a tailor swift if I had a child. Really,
Speaker 2: do you want to know how to raise a daughter?
Speaker 1: That is a room with a guitar so you can't eat.
Speaker 2: That's true, Well that's the North Korean way, but there's
Speaker 2: other North Kostans should write a book. If they were
Speaker 2: allowed to read them, they should, but uh no, it's
Speaker 2: just you have to make them believe that everything they
Speaker 2: do is not perfect, but with enough hard work it
Speaker 2: can be, and that you're capable of hard work. You
Speaker 2: might not be the most talented at this thing, but
Speaker 2: you know what you can do is you can always
Speaker 2: work hard. You can work harder than everyone else, because
Speaker 2: that is something that like your parents tea. But I
Speaker 2: figured out myself I was not talented growing up naturally.
Speaker 2: It was that wasn't a natural at things.
Speaker 4: Right, I relate to you with that A dancer and stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but that's hard work. That's not talent.
Speaker 3: Yeah you weren't just like, yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I took a million classes and worked my ass off.
Speaker 4: Like I'm totally with you.
Speaker 3: Kids need to be.
Speaker 2: Told they're like everyone's like you're special. And then when
Speaker 2: you're a little girl, you start to see people have
Speaker 2: natural talent or have natural looks, and you just think,
Speaker 2: like I should just give up, and I just keep
Speaker 2: looking for something that I have a knack for. And
Speaker 2: thankfully I found comedy, which I did have a knack for.
Speaker 2: But if I wouldn't have found that, I would have
Speaker 2: felt like a huge failure. But what I wish someone
Speaker 2: would have told me early on is like, you're not
Speaker 2: good at singing right now, You're not good at dancing
Speaker 2: or all these things you want to be good at,
Speaker 2: but just work really hard and you could be as
Speaker 2: good as anyone else that's just born with it.
Speaker 4: I absolutely, And then you.
Speaker 2: Need to be told you're amazing at everything, like you
Speaker 2: are so like you're so great, and like we support
Speaker 2: you no matter what you do. Failing is such an
Speaker 2: important part of the process, Like no judgment.
Speaker 3: No like why did you do that?
Speaker 2: None of that bullshit, just all none of that bs,
Speaker 2: just all just everything's okay.
Speaker 3: Failure is part of the process. It's good.
Speaker 2: You need to fail. Oh my gosh, thank god you
Speaker 2: failed at that. Do you know why? Because that girl
Speaker 2: got that and you didn't. You're gonna be better off
Speaker 2: because of it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be so healed listening to that.
Speaker 3: I just know that that's that's the ticket.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: Let me can't be cool and high high school. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a big mistake.
Speaker 3: You got to get it.
Speaker 1: If you're cool in high school, your whole life is
Speaker 1: going to be ship.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 4: You know what I also think on like similar to
Speaker 4: that is if you get all the well this is
Speaker 4: just me talking about people that went to high school with,
Speaker 4: but like the people who got the leads and the
Speaker 4: plays like all the time really easy, then they kind
Speaker 4: of they like go out in the real world and
Speaker 4: they I know, I know where they are. They can't
Speaker 4: handle the rejection and they quit. But you and me,
Speaker 4: we were losers.
Speaker 2: We were getting rejected in high school and we didn't
Speaker 2: go to performing arts high schools like we were like
Speaker 2: not up against the best.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be a loser either. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be a loser. You got to be in
Speaker 1: the middle somewhere because if you're a loser, if you're
Speaker 1: too low, you're not going to climb out of that
Speaker 1: hole in time. Yes, But if you're so cool, and
Speaker 1: you're surfing all day and everyone's trying to have sex
Speaker 1: with you. In high school, you're going to fail, You're
Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna be a loser adult.
Speaker 3: About mahomes and.
Speaker 1: If you can make it onto Broadway then you're different. Yes,
Speaker 1: but for all the regular people. Yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be the coolest regular person in high school. Now, well,
Speaker 1: I want to ask you about that at the barn, because.
Speaker 2: Actually I could actually ask you, like you seem like
Speaker 2: someone you're you Just I want to phrase this in
Speaker 2: a way that doesn't sound like it's like a backhanded compliment,
Speaker 2: because I hate the way some people can say these
Speaker 2: things and it sounds the opposite of what I want
Speaker 2: to say. You are so admirable, You're so cool, and
Speaker 2: I think your coolness and beautiful and just I just
Speaker 2: watch you and I just like am kind of in
Speaker 2: love with you.
Speaker 3: And I think it's.
Speaker 2: Because and you're so don't you're not trying to be anything.
Speaker 2: You're not like you're interested in like cool things and
Speaker 2: pretty girls and wanting to be that, but you seem
Speaker 2: to have You're not like mad at yourself for not
Speaker 2: being the things that you aren't, whereas I feel like
Speaker 2: I internalize a lot of that, like why was she
Speaker 2: born with that and not me? And like I must
Speaker 2: be bad because I don't have that thing, and it
Speaker 2: like it. It eats it, It eats it. It corrodes
Speaker 2: my soul when I get jealous. And you don't seem
Speaker 2: you can admire things without being mad that you aren't
Speaker 2: them necessarily and you can just among these people and
Speaker 2: therefore be as cool as them.
Speaker 4: This is interesting because Okay, as a comedian, don't you
Speaker 4: sort of feel like all of the things about you
Speaker 4: that are like flawed and messed up and like maybe
Speaker 4: even negative and just not like those get you from
Speaker 4: point to point B in the career of comedy, Like
Speaker 4: when I go on stage, Like my breakthrough moment in
Speaker 4: like an open mic in two thousand and nine was
Speaker 4: just going on stage and being like I have a
Speaker 4: yeast infection and like monologuing about that and then that
Speaker 4: being the best that I had had in my first
Speaker 4: year of comedy and there's no jokes in it. But like,
Speaker 4: I just find that this flawed version of me when
Speaker 4: I'm just honest is like the best case scenario. It's
Speaker 4: like it gets me where I want to be what
Speaker 4: I want and like I'm if I was trying to
Speaker 4: be something I'm not, I would fail.
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh okay, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 4: Like, don't you You must relate to that because you
Speaker 4: go out there and you do it.
Speaker 2: But I don't think I consciously have thought about it
Speaker 2: that way of like, oh, whoa this being? This being
Speaker 2: when I like, stop trying to be someone else and
Speaker 2: I'm my weirdest, most authentic version of myself that I
Speaker 2: might be really ashamed of when that slips out because
Speaker 2: I just don't have the defenses for it anymore, or
Speaker 2: out of desperation or just some moment on stage where
Speaker 2: you're like I've had that moment on stage where you go,
Speaker 2: I got HPV, like I like, and I just tell
Speaker 2: a whole room of people I have HPV, including this
Speaker 2: girl who I know hates me and would love to
Speaker 2: know that about me.
Speaker 3: But and I gave her that. But I felt like
Speaker 3: I owned it now.
Speaker 2: Like you know I have HVV because I told you
Speaker 2: good luck gossiping about it. I was the one who
Speaker 2: announced it to a room of people like that has Yes,
Speaker 2: when I'm able to stop trying to be anyone else
Speaker 2: and lean into the weirdest things about me. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: does always, Yeah, that is my ticket.
Speaker 4: I admire you so much, Like if there is anything
Speaker 4: different about you, you wouldn't be Nicki Glazer, and like
Speaker 4: we need Nicki Glazer.
Speaker 2: But then there's the times, though, esther where you get
Speaker 2: Like yesterday, I got so many compliments on like you
Speaker 2: look so pretty because I've come from a photo shirt
Speaker 2: early in the day and so I was like fake
Speaker 2: eyelashes on all day, hair extensions all day. I just
Speaker 2: left my makeup you know, SPRAYTND and the compliments come,
Speaker 2: like you just get more attention from girls guys like everything.
Speaker 2: It feels so nice and it just is like more indication.
Speaker 3: It's not me.
Speaker 2: This was literally not done by me. I can't do
Speaker 2: what this is. And yet I'm getting all this love
Speaker 2: that I've always wanted. So it's like it reinforces to me, like, no,
Speaker 2: that stuff is important. You're getting this attention that feels
Speaker 2: really good. It makes you feel good and I can't
Speaker 2: even you know, but just.
Speaker 4: Because it makes you feel good and gives you attention
Speaker 4: doesn't mean that it's important, you know, Okay, Like and also,
Speaker 4: don't you ever look in the mirror when you're just
Speaker 4: in your sweatpants and you have no makeup on and
Speaker 4: you're like, I look so good.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I do need a spray hand. I can
Speaker 2: be makeup free without a spray hand. And but I'm
Speaker 2: just saying those moments where I go, I look good
Speaker 2: without makeup, they happen.
Speaker 3: But I do have a SPRAYTND when I have them.
Speaker 2: And if there were a permament, permanent spraytands to get,
Speaker 2: I would get one. I keep dreaming about this thing
Speaker 2: where you can like to take a pill and it
Speaker 2: will like turn your skin orange.
Speaker 4: Could eating carrots do that? He does?
Speaker 3: I've seen them on TikTok.
Speaker 1: How many carrots?
Speaker 3: But a lot.
Speaker 2: I think you have to eat like three a day.
Speaker 2: I see a lot of carrots. When I was like
Speaker 2: atrasic and I did get a little orange, and you
Speaker 2: just did three, three whole carrots a day.
Speaker 4: Kind of annoying. I do want to compact with you, though,
Speaker 4: that you do spray tands and not regular tanning, because
Speaker 4: so many people are still out there news in the tan.
Speaker 3: Great you Well, I'm too vain to love.
Speaker 4: I love to hear it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're back. So my favorite woman in the world
Speaker 2: is obviously Taylor Swift. And she's had the most amazing
Speaker 2: year as a woman out there killing it more than
Speaker 2: anyone's ever killed it ever and sitting the Time magazine
Speaker 2: Woman of the Year, hardworking, friendly, nice like she's dating
Speaker 2: a guy that she used to kind of hide her relationship.
Speaker 3: Now she's dating a guy.
Speaker 2: She's just like herself out like Taylor Swift's at a
Speaker 2: party at the super Bowl, just hanging out amongst people.
Speaker 2: People are filming her constantly. She's keeping her composer. She's
Speaker 2: so cool. I'm going to see her three times in
Speaker 2: the next week. I'm going to Australia randomly for my
Speaker 2: boyfriend's friend's wedding and she happens to be there. Everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 2: she happens to be there, Like, no, I didn't like
Speaker 2: get this, get the wedding scheduled.
Speaker 3: I had no.
Speaker 2: Yes, she it's a coincidence. But I'm going three more
Speaker 2: times we went together.
Speaker 4: It was so fun and I can't believe you're going
Speaker 4: through more.
Speaker 2: It's so far over the summer and that's what I
Speaker 2: loved about you. Okay, So you go to this is
Speaker 2: this is esther for you go to the Swift Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift Show, and you know, it's like a whole event.
Speaker 3: You have to like dress up for it. It's like a
Speaker 3: big thing.
Speaker 2: And she is just wearing her cool pull off like Adidas,
Speaker 2: like button up blue Adidas stripe pants with like sneakers
Speaker 2: and a black shirt. Like she looks like she's going
Speaker 2: to a boy genius show and she's but everyone's decked
Speaker 2: out in sport. I'm wearing the ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I was so happy to be I love that you
Speaker 3: just didn't.
Speaker 2: Like if I were you in that moment, like, and
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have been because you're the coolest person ever,
Speaker 2: but I would have been like, oh no, I didn't
Speaker 2: dress right for the like I would have been.
Speaker 3: So you just don't even care.
Speaker 4: You're like so weird that you're like that. You're because
Speaker 4: you're just a brat.
Speaker 2: Right now, I want to call out myself, like I'm
Speaker 2: doing the thing of like, I love how you dress.
Speaker 3: You just don't care what people think. I know, I
Speaker 3: like that right now.
Speaker 4: It's the compliment you are.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 2: You do look cool like I I think you always
Speaker 2: look cooler than everyone else, and you're so pretty.
Speaker 4: How I feel about you? Oh, remember, yeah, we do this.
Speaker 3: We do this all the time.
Speaker 4: I also remember the pupil's choice words, which you were
Speaker 4: so generous to take me use your date. Literally, Nikki
Speaker 4: shows up and like five inch heels, I'm in flats
Speaker 4: are hYP difference is already not great. I literally look
Speaker 4: like a miniature person next to you, and we're just
Speaker 4: like we're what, we're getting pictures together.
Speaker 3: I love that so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was this like event that I spent thousands
Speaker 2: of dollars to get dressed for and I needed to.
Speaker 2: I was like going to be in it. I was
Speaker 2: presenting or whatever, so it was necessary. But like you
Speaker 2: just roll up and you were like you just put together.
Speaker 2: You look so good without having to put in all
Speaker 2: of this effort. And I just love I love being
Speaker 2: around you because you, first of all, you celebrate the
Speaker 2: women in your life so much. You're just like you're
Speaker 2: tried and true a girl's girl, and it's also nice.
Speaker 2: What is a girl's girl?
Speaker 4: I think, Okay, is it kind of like you're into
Speaker 4: girly stuff and you love your girlfriends and you love
Speaker 4: to Like I don't know if that's it right.
Speaker 2: I think to me, it means a girl that you
Speaker 2: know isn't going to be threatened by you, and you're
Speaker 2: not going to be threatened like you.
Speaker 3: Like, I think that's it.
Speaker 2: It's a girl that you know is not going to
Speaker 2: get weird around you because you Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, that's so niche. It's really hard to find that.
Speaker 1: It is a girl's girl to me is like a
Speaker 1: guy's girl.
Speaker 4: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, a girls girls a girl that hangs out with
Speaker 1: all the girls and is if it's not threatening to anybody,
Speaker 1: then she also could probably hang out with the guys
Speaker 1: without being threatening to them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably I was thinking that more too. But the definition
Speaker 4: that you're giving is I just I know we're just
Speaker 4: doing compliments, but like that is part of like the
Speaker 4: huge reason that I'm drawn to you is because there's
Speaker 4: none This is a very competitive business. It's very hard
Speaker 4: like every all genders, everyone's competitive, but like you are,
Speaker 4: like there is just none of that with you, and
Speaker 4: I feel so safe with you. Like I feel like
Speaker 4: I could like we could tell each other the best
Speaker 4: news about it ourselves and it was like no one
Speaker 4: they would just would not be weird.
Speaker 3: Yes, I feel this same I.
Speaker 4: Feel this girl's girl romance with you. Absolutely, Like, so,
Speaker 4: I'm actually really glad you brought that up because and
Speaker 4: I'm like, what is I don't know what makes some way,
Speaker 4: what makes you feel that way? Why you can have
Speaker 4: that with certain people? But I'm just very grateful and
Speaker 4: you are a true girl's girl.
Speaker 3: Well thank you.
Speaker 2: I think that I am. I really love my female friends.
Speaker 2: I love women so much. But you know, and I've
Speaker 2: talked about a lot on this podcast, I do get
Speaker 2: threatened by other women, especially women who are female comics
Speaker 2: who are hilarious, and you know, sometimes they'll see a
Speaker 2: clip of yours and be like why is she so
Speaker 2: much funnier than me? And I'll get like there's a
Speaker 2: moment of like how why am I not that funny?
Speaker 2: And why didn't I think of that angle for that
Speaker 2: kind of thing? And I start going in my head
Speaker 2: and then I'm just like I'm just like so glad
Speaker 2: I get to witness this and like be friends with that.
Speaker 2: There's a split second of that like anger of like
Speaker 2: why am I not this? I want this to go away?
Speaker 2: It's too good, and not because you're my friend. It's
Speaker 2: it's a blink of an eye that goes away. But
Speaker 2: there's some people who aren't my friends. And I can
Speaker 2: get very threatened by other women, and I want you know,
Speaker 2: in years past, I would want to silence them or
Speaker 2: like please just go away, like I'm not going to
Speaker 2: promote him. And I think in the past year and
Speaker 2: a half, maybe two years, and I've talked about on
Speaker 2: the podcast, I make a conscious effort now when I
Speaker 2: get jealous. You don't get to be jealous. If you're jealous, Niki,
Speaker 2: you have to post about them. You have to spread
Speaker 2: the word.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: That gives you the opposite action, Like if you want
Speaker 2: them to go away and you want like to if
Speaker 2: you see a clip of some girl that's really funny
Speaker 2: that threatens you, you got to post it.
Speaker 4: That's amazing, it bold and brave. You are to do that,
Speaker 4: admit to that, Like that is so cool because.
Speaker 3: I should want I want to compete against the best.
Speaker 2: I want people to be comparing me to this girl
Speaker 2: because I want to be on This is going to
Speaker 2: push me to be better, because I'm I'm inspired by this.
Speaker 2: Why why be sad that I'm not as good as
Speaker 2: this dot? Why don't I take this and go like,
Speaker 2: why don't I find a way to be as Because
Speaker 2: usually I'm just jealous of authenticity, is what I'm like,
Speaker 2: because that's kind of what I I dabble in. And
Speaker 2: so when I see other girls finding a way to
Speaker 2: be that in a new way that I haven't, and
Speaker 2: I go, oh, man, why didn't Why can't I be
Speaker 2: like that? Uh? And instead I just go, Okay, how
Speaker 2: can I find a way to to rip that joke off?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: How can I find a way to be that? So,
Speaker 2: but it's really helped me. And then the other thing
Speaker 2: is and this is maybe not the best thing. I
Speaker 2: will mute if I'm feeling too triggered, because I mute
Speaker 2: a lot of people because sometimes as a woman, we
Speaker 2: are we do compare ourselves to each other. We we
Speaker 2: do live in a patriarchy where there's isn't space enough
Speaker 2: for us all where men, you know, judge us by
Speaker 2: if we're bangable enough, and that's in there's own in
Speaker 2: when we aren't anymore, it's kind of we feel like
Speaker 2: we have to find some other identity to get attention.
Speaker 2: It's like a very scary world out there, and there
Speaker 2: does seem to be like not enough space for all
Speaker 2: of us. And so to protect myself from going down
Speaker 2: those rabbit holes. When I do feel too sick in
Speaker 2: the head, I will mute.
Speaker 4: I think that's absolutely like, it's it's crazy to even
Speaker 4: consider not doing that. Like there will be times where
Speaker 4: I'm scrolling and whatever it is, I'm like, oh, that
Speaker 4: person's annoying, and I'm like, what, That's not their fault,
Speaker 4: it's my fault for being here. I'm like, put the
Speaker 4: phone down, mute them, or just get off for an hour,
Speaker 4: whatever it is, Like, get out of that because we don't.
Speaker 4: I don't have no one's making me look at someone
Speaker 4: else's stand up clip or photo like yeah, that's I'm
Speaker 4: doing I'm doing that to myself. Yes, And so I
Speaker 4: think any tools like muting, just putting it away, that's
Speaker 4: what that should be the standard.
Speaker 3: It really shouldn't be.
Speaker 4: Subjecting ourselves to shit that's just making us mad.
Speaker 2: And the truth is, you think that when you mute
Speaker 2: something that you've maybe maybe you've been obsessed with some
Speaker 2: certain person. Maybe it's like an ex boyfriend or an
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend's new girlfriend, and you check it all the
Speaker 2: time and you think, well, Nikki, if I mute it,
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna I'm gonna go to her on my
Speaker 2: other account or if I block her or whatever, you
Speaker 2: don't you It's amazing how if you don't see them
Speaker 2: on your feet, that you truly forget they're alive after
Speaker 2: a while. Like it actually works and I would never
Speaker 2: have thought it works, but it really does.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 4: This is why advertising works. It's the opposite of about it.
Speaker 4: But you take it away, you don't see it, you forget. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's like a magic trick. And really we just like
Speaker 4: beat ourselves up. We're like, I'm obsessed with this, but
Speaker 4: it's we're not. We're just in like this habit loop
Speaker 4: that we can just get out of by like taking
Speaker 4: thoughtful action and changing it.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is you know, my favorite kind of women
Speaker 2: are the women who are vulnerable, who are open about
Speaker 2: what they struggle with or you know, admit to their privilege,
Speaker 2: admit anything about themselves that they're a little bit ashamed of.
Speaker 2: I love that and bringing Taylor's swift back into it,
Speaker 2: because sometimes with Taylor I can get into these things
Speaker 2: of like she's so freaking perfect, Like I just zoom
Speaker 2: in and I look for a crow foot, a crow toe,
Speaker 2: I look for anything, and there's nothing. She's just every
Speaker 2: inch of her skin, and I go, there's not There's
Speaker 2: no way this was photoshopped. This is just an image
Speaker 2: that just came from Getty like two seconds ago. No
Speaker 2: one put this through anything.
Speaker 3: This is her.
Speaker 2: She's just so perfect, the way she speaks, the way
Speaker 2: like even when she does, there's like a whole clip
Speaker 2: of it's like the Era's Tour, but it's called like
Speaker 2: the Errors Tour, and it's like all of her mess
Speaker 2: ups and every mess up she has which is minimal
Speaker 2: or all adorable and like a little slip here and
Speaker 2: there because it was like slippery, like none of them
Speaker 2: are her fault of being like unprepared. She's truly a
Speaker 2: perfect person for my definition of the word. And sometimes
Speaker 2: I can feel triggered by that. But then you know,
Speaker 2: she releases a song like mirror Ball or Anti Hero
Speaker 2: that talks about how she has depression, how she compares herself,
Speaker 2: how she doesn't feel like she's enough, how she she
Speaker 2: feels like she has to keep working because she's never
Speaker 2: been a natural. All she does is try, try, try,
Speaker 2: like and you know that's that really.
Speaker 3: I love that. No matter how.
Speaker 2: Much I project perfection onto people, there's always another story
Speaker 2: to it.
Speaker 4: I agree with you. Also, Anti Hero is my favorite
Speaker 4: song in the world ever, And I know it's.
Speaker 3: Like no, no, no, that's it's it's an amazing song.
Speaker 4: It's so good. But what I wanted to say was
Speaker 4: I found myself this past year because you're like an
Speaker 4: O G Swifty. I was always more of like a Gaga,
Speaker 4: like a Brandy.
Speaker 1: See that we saw her egg.
Speaker 3: We were Lady Goga's egg that she came out of
Speaker 3: on the MTV Movie Awards. We were in Vegas weekend.
Speaker 1: It was like La museum story.
Speaker 4: I love Lady.
Speaker 2: I mean talk about we gotta go see her amazing, Yes,
Speaker 2: and we saw Brittany together.
Speaker 4: Let's not forget in La.
Speaker 1: And I went to go see Brittany and Britney Taylor
Speaker 1: and Ga.
Speaker 3: Yeah during her cage tour. Wow, she was in an
Speaker 3: egg too.
Speaker 4: But it was but so like I'm a pretty newer
Speaker 4: Swiftie like I you know, the ariostour obviously got me
Speaker 4: like all in and I have to say, like all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, I'm like, oh my god, she's the
Speaker 4: most beautiful woman on the planet. But I never thought that.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, this is so exciting. I actually
Speaker 4: now know I find her so perfect and beautiful physically
Speaker 4: because of like what I know about her and her art. Yes,
Speaker 4: so it's not her face, it's not her body, it's
Speaker 4: not her perfect red lip. It's like who she is,
Speaker 4: what she has to say, how she moves through the
Speaker 4: world and influences is all in such a positive way.
Speaker 4: Like that really is impacting. How I literally see her
Speaker 4: with my eyes.
Speaker 2: Like when you fall in love with someone and they
Speaker 2: can be and by the way, she's just without question,
Speaker 2: like just she is a beautiful person. But I fallen
Speaker 2: so deeply in love with her looks even more so
Speaker 2: because I have an intimacy with her now right because
Speaker 2: like she has shared so much in her songs that
Speaker 2: I feel like I know are people people who like
Speaker 2: make fun of Swifties for being for having parasocial relationship
Speaker 2: with her. You don't get it because you don't listen
Speaker 2: to the music and you don't understand what this woman
Speaker 2: has shared with us, way more than any artist that
Speaker 2: you might love has shared with you, Like people don't
Speaker 2: understand if they don't know her discography, like how intimate
Speaker 2: she can get and it's almost like you know, when
Speaker 2: you like have a crush on someone, you're like, I
Speaker 2: don't know if I really am into the way I've
Speaker 2: attracted them and then you get to know them and
Speaker 2: they're so hot to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is that with her.
Speaker 1: If you fall in love with like a disgusting hag,
Speaker 1: you can be attracted to them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it all just switches it.
Speaker 3: She can be Yeah, it's it really is that, Like I.
Speaker 4: What's on the inside that counts? Yeah, and we're proving
Speaker 4: it today.
Speaker 3: That's one I always the thing I always question, I'm like,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 1: But it kind of on the inside counts. But that
Speaker 1: just changes your perception of the outside. So really it's
Speaker 1: the outside that chants.
Speaker 2: Wait a second though, I just realized something like being
Speaker 2: hot on the outside is so much work, but we
Speaker 2: haven't talked about like being hot on the inside is
Speaker 2: maybe more work.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's you don't think about that often because
Speaker 4: we just assume it comes naturally to be yes, but
Speaker 4: it probably doesn't.
Speaker 2: And being on the inside is just being yourself and
Speaker 2: being unapologetic about it. But like and not like I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna sit however I want or you know, I
Speaker 2: don't care. I'm gonna listen to my phone on speaker
Speaker 2: and I don't care, but you know, not like unapologetic
Speaker 2: in that way, but like just being being being okay
Speaker 2: with who you are is so hot.
Speaker 3: But it's so hard to do.
Speaker 2: I would think it's it's harder than getting all the
Speaker 2: laser facials and all the plastic surgeries and all the
Speaker 2: plates classes. It's it's it's been a way harder endeavor
Speaker 2: for me to be hot inside than outside. But there's
Speaker 2: there's so many great examples of women who are embodying that,
Speaker 2: and like, are just yeah, that's what I just I
Speaker 2: want to keep pursuing that.
Speaker 4: Do you ever like I because I absolutely relate to
Speaker 4: how you're what you're explaining, Like, looks are obviously very
Speaker 4: important to me as well, Like I want to be cute.
Speaker 4: I want to feel good when you look good. You
Speaker 4: feel good. When you feel good, you do better, you know,
Speaker 4: at everything. But do you ever wake up and you're like,
Speaker 4: like maybe you had a little insecurity about your looks
Speaker 4: whatever it is, or you know anything, and then you're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm so glad I'm a comedian, Like yes,
Speaker 4: because like the thing that I do is not about
Speaker 4: my looks, it's about my mind.
Speaker 3: Yes, But oh I sway that.
Speaker 2: I do feel grateful that I'm a comedian all the
Speaker 2: time because of what you're just saying, Like it isn't
Speaker 2: about my looks, but there is a secret part of me.
Speaker 2: Because I came up and I was billed as like
Speaker 2: a young cute comic, even though I never felt cute,
Speaker 2: it was part of my branding. And so that is
Speaker 2: something that like I felt like did whether I wanted
Speaker 2: it to or not, got me on shows, got me
Speaker 2: attention early on, and so that is something that I
Speaker 2: do feel is part of my appeal. And when that
Speaker 2: goes like, well, people know I'm not really talented. But
Speaker 2: the truth is that the more it goes when I age,
Speaker 2: much like I'm talking about, like I need to do
Speaker 2: the inner work because yeah, my looks are fading. I'm
Speaker 2: approaching forty. It's it's going to be downhill. Yes, I'll
Speaker 2: get more distinguished looking and cooler looking and just more
Speaker 2: rugged looking and like all of the things that come
Speaker 2: with age, more wisdom in my eyes and all that bullshit.
Speaker 3: It will.
Speaker 2: I do have to amp up other things, like I
Speaker 2: am working harder on my stand up because I don't
Speaker 2: have my looks to fall. I can't be just cute,
Speaker 2: like you just have to, and we're getting older, we're
Speaker 2: not as tapped into what the younger generation's doing. Like
Speaker 2: as you get older, you just have to try harder,
Speaker 2: you have to work harder to achieve.
Speaker 3: The same thing.
Speaker 2: So I think I'm just it's making me focus on
Speaker 2: the more important things that I can control.
Speaker 4: Totally agree, And I'm actually loving this step in direction
Speaker 4: for myself so much more. Like I still look, I
Speaker 4: love makeup, I love all the girly girl things. But
Speaker 4: in my twenties I was a little more into like
Speaker 4: finding the perfect highlighter and the perfect fleshed tone for
Speaker 4: my skin. And it's like I spend a little less
Speaker 4: time on that now and a little more time on like,
Speaker 4: how do I really feel abut this subject that I
Speaker 4: want to do a bit about and testing it and
Speaker 4: and this version which might seem sadder because it's like
Speaker 4: just about being uglier and older, it's better. I like
Speaker 4: it better. I'm not just saying if.
Speaker 2: You didn't have to worry about your looks, like what
Speaker 2: could you do, Like if it was really not a
Speaker 2: concern at all, Like what.
Speaker 4: Could you do?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Thought? Actually just like scares me.
Speaker 2: It's not even like conceivable to me to like pack
Speaker 2: for shows and not bring the heels and the dresses
Speaker 2: and the spray tan and all the things. And people
Speaker 2: say you can just give that stuff up and not
Speaker 2: worry about it, and like, yeah, try try it.
Speaker 3: Not wearing makeup on stage.
Speaker 2: Just like it will be it will be a thing
Speaker 2: if I don't, I have to ease into not wearing
Speaker 2: me up.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to walk away from that because it's
Speaker 4: so fun like doing it, Like it's it's fun to
Speaker 4: feel good about yourself and there's no shame in it.
Speaker 4: Like because so I'm like we talked about I mean
Speaker 4: months pregnant and the first three months of the pregnancy,
Speaker 4: first trimester just absolute misery. Couldn't get out of bed,
Speaker 4: like just everything was yucky to me. Even my daughter.
Speaker 2: Version like my friend is having the hardest time being
Speaker 2: pregnant with food sucks. She is nauseous all the time,
Speaker 2: but she can look at a pile of blankets that
Speaker 2: look like food. Seriously these other day that day she
Speaker 2: sent the pictures of blankets on her couch and she
Speaker 2: was like, it just looks like a pile of food.
Speaker 2: And we were like, what this like blanket, like she's sick,
Speaker 2: sticking by everything.
Speaker 4: Literally, like I will be in bed. I would be
Speaker 4: in bed, and then Dave would be on a different
Speaker 4: floor in the home, putting a drop of oil in
Speaker 4: a pan, and I'm like, how dare you? Yes, you're
Speaker 4: trying to kill me. It's so nauseating. But my point
Speaker 4: is is like after being like in three months of
Speaker 4: just not feeling myself at all, all I craved was
Speaker 4: like I wanted to feel pretty. I wanted to like
Speaker 4: and and why that's okay with me? Like wanting to
Speaker 4: feel pretty and get cute or whatever is because it's
Speaker 4: all up to me and how I feel, like the
Speaker 4: makeup that I do. If I like it and I
Speaker 4: then I feel good. I'm the judge of it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it might look to it might someone might get a
Speaker 4: picture of it, it looks really bad, and no one
Speaker 4: else likes it. It's all on me. If I feel
Speaker 4: good about it, then like that's awesome. And so like
Speaker 4: when you do your shows, when you're on tour and
Speaker 4: you put your outfit on, in your heels and your
Speaker 4: makeup and you feel so good, that's there's nothing wrong
Speaker 4: with that.
Speaker 3: That's you're so right. I struggle though.
Speaker 2: The other night, I was in Vegas and I got
Speaker 2: this really cute red corset top that I wanted to
Speaker 2: wear to one of like the Chiefs events because it's
Speaker 2: like red, and I wore it with these like high
Speaker 2: waisted pants. It was so cute, and then I wore it,
Speaker 2: I got a I needed a blazer for it, so
Speaker 2: I went and got a blazer from Zara, and it
Speaker 2: just like was this cute upfit.
Speaker 6: And then I was walking around this casino and I
Speaker 6: kind of asked, I'm not joking you twice in a
Speaker 6: row of like where the bathrooms, people thought I watched
Speaker 6: there and I felt so like it took me out
Speaker 6: of it so much.
Speaker 2: And my boyfriend's laughing. And my boyfriend notoriously doesn't like
Speaker 2: blazers on women women. He's like, I don't know where
Speaker 2: women I've never once seen a blazer on a woman
Speaker 2: and thought that was like a good look, and that
Speaker 2: whenever I wear a blazer around him, I feel even
Speaker 2: though I feel and I tried to do things of like, well,
Speaker 2: I like it, that's what I do with David, But
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest, it felt a little bit I
Speaker 2: wasn't as excited. I'm like, I know I'm turning off
Speaker 2: my boyfriend actively right now. It doesn't so I don't
Speaker 2: know if this is good enough for me, even though
Speaker 2: I just kept being like, well, I like.
Speaker 3: It, You'll chase like it's fine. He goes no, Like
Speaker 3: you shouldn't dress for me.
Speaker 2: It's not like every woman should wear a blazer because
Speaker 2: I don't think they're good looking. I just never have
Speaker 2: seen one that makes me think that that's like a
Speaker 2: good look for a woman. I'm like, I get it,
Speaker 2: like it, but that stuff that sticks in my head
Speaker 2: now and now I'm like, oh god, every time now
Speaker 2: if I wear a blazer around him, I'm like, it's
Speaker 2: a sign of like I don't want to have sex
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: It's like that's that's how I feel.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying, like he's not gonna be attracted to me,
Speaker 2: and that's important. Like being attractive to men, yeah, is
Speaker 2: still important.
Speaker 3: It's like, but I do.
Speaker 2: Agree with you that it is. It feels good to
Speaker 2: feel good about yourself. But I recently like went a
Speaker 2: little darker with my hair color because I'm tired of
Speaker 2: getting my hair done. That's the thing that I'm like,
Speaker 2: you know, I've been complaining about it for years of
Speaker 2: my life. Of like every every six weeks, I've just
Speaker 2: sit somewhere for four hours with someone I don't want
Speaker 2: to talk to. I say this lighting and stare in
Speaker 2: a mirror and this horrible lighting. With these magazines that
Speaker 2: are just like all they have is like Vogue and
Speaker 2: people just magazines that are filled with people that are hot,
Speaker 2: you should.
Speaker 1: Be able to select conversation preferences.
Speaker 4: Like on Uber, Oh my god, yes, I never, by
Speaker 4: the way, ever click.
Speaker 1: They're going to hate.
Speaker 4: I know. I never click.
Speaker 3: Oh I do quiet? You do yeah, and sometimes they
Speaker 3: give you ship. They go, I hear, so I see
Speaker 3: that you don't want conversation, and I just.
Speaker 1: Go, that's what I'm avoiding. But then I do have
Speaker 1: a long conversation.
Speaker 3: I'm doing it.
Speaker 4: But your like piercing icy blue eyes with dark hair
Speaker 4: would be so sexy. Okay, Like I could see that
Speaker 4: it's so hot. All right, there's something going on there.
Speaker 3: I think it might be the blazer of hair for
Speaker 3: my boyfriend. So we'll see.
Speaker 4: Speaking of a blazer. My thing is like every two weeks,
Speaker 4: I'll be in the car with Dave and I'll be like,
Speaker 4: is that like glitter on your face, and I'm just like, no, yeah.
Speaker 2: Just absolutely got there, just twars on this little tube
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah yeah, they like hate it like they
Speaker 2: hate glitter.
Speaker 3: They just any like obvious efforts.
Speaker 1: Mind glitter.
Speaker 3: You don't mind glitter?
Speaker 1: Really, I don't mind glitter. There's a lot of things
Speaker 1: I do mind, but not glitter.
Speaker 3: What do you mind?
Speaker 4: You might just not know what glitter is. No offense, like, okay,
Speaker 4: a shimmer.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know what glimmer with shimmer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like guys don't.
Speaker 1: Really know it, so when I know when I see it,
Speaker 1: I don't like. Really, I don't like lip injections, yeah really,
Speaker 1: especially if they're really big. Yeah. I don't like really
Speaker 1: heavy makeup. I think I don't like uh big scars,
Speaker 1: bleeding ulcers.
Speaker 3: Those are so in right now though.
Speaker 1: Remember when the like if you're wearing a band aid
Speaker 1: was in, like the kids aid with no injury.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1: Is that still cool?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think now you can do pimple patches like out
Speaker 2: star Face Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Starface is like the coolest thing. Even jen Elfha is like,
Speaker 4: we're making this work. They just wear little pimple patches
Speaker 4: and they're cue and so it's like, look, I'm showing
Speaker 4: off that I have acne and not covering it up.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, does acne need like a rebrand?
Speaker 4: Yeah? It's it. Got it cool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's so unavoidable, it's so just. It doesn't
Speaker 2: mean any It makes you feel like you look dirty
Speaker 2: or that you're doing something wrong, but it does not
Speaker 2: mean that you are, and it's just it's the fucking
Speaker 2: it's the worst. I feel so bad for people who
Speaker 2: suffer with it. I really I love that for them.
Speaker 2: I know I would love to wear a.
Speaker 3: Bunch of goddamn stickers on my face in high school.
Speaker 4: I know I don't wear the bag.
Speaker 2: Stickers like stickers for everything. I'll never do you remember
Speaker 2: like the worst, like comments boys made about your face
Speaker 2: or like anything in high school. I remember this one
Speaker 2: time John Reiner was just like, you look tired today,
Speaker 2: and I just will never forget. And I remember my
Speaker 2: eyes were really puffy and I went and looked at
Speaker 2: the mirror and I was like, you're just like I
Speaker 2: remember where it happened, where I was walking, when I
Speaker 2: was wearing like.
Speaker 4: You were in high school. Yeah, that's so funny because
Speaker 4: like a tired high schooler. That sounds like such a
Speaker 4: good look. Like, my god, I'm like so into Like
Speaker 4: when young people look tired.
Speaker 1: I'm like they have a hoodie with their hood up
Speaker 1: and a coffee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dark, that's so cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I do look really young when I'm tired because
Speaker 2: my face is really puffy.
Speaker 3: I guess sometimes I like it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, you were like studying the trends on like
Speaker 2: you're very active on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Yes, do you feel like it's good?
Speaker 2: No, you're not at all. I think it's cool like
Speaker 2: that what's going on in there? Like what are you
Speaker 2: looking at? Like, what are what's like the latest? Well,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling about gen z gen Alpha?
Speaker 3: I guess no, that's after gend Oh my.
Speaker 1: God, there's another one. Yeah, I know that existed.
Speaker 4: It seems like people are really like all the things
Speaker 4: that I always thought were in style are cool but
Speaker 4: I apparently weren't. But it's like being really authentic and
Speaker 4: honest and open about your flaws and also like being
Speaker 4: like budgeting out loud is like a new topic, so
Speaker 4: it's like being instead of quiet luxury, which like we're
Speaker 4: moving away from already like that does the trends moves
Speaker 4: so fast? Yeah, now that it's like you'll be dizzy
Speaker 4: if you try to keep up, which there was a
Speaker 4: minute where I was like, oh, I'll buy this, and
Speaker 4: then now I'm just like no, whatever, I can't keep up.
Speaker 4: But like, budgeting out loud is very popular of being
Speaker 4: like vocal about things you can't afford or like how
Speaker 4: you're trying to save money and not being embarrassed of that,
Speaker 4: because don't you guys feel like the last like five
Speaker 4: ten whatever years, it was all about like I've got
Speaker 4: the Louis Vuitton and I'm rich and this and that
Speaker 4: and just showing that off. That's like icky. Now, I
Speaker 4: think that's great. I need that. I know it's so
Speaker 4: much better.
Speaker 1: Like we need rap songs about that. Yeah, five dollars
Speaker 1: almost cht and lay away.
Speaker 4: I know we need a little dicky. We need a
Speaker 4: Jewish rapp.
Speaker 1: Right, probably already did that to think about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, that's interesting that they're being there. It's cool
Speaker 2: now to be like careful about money. Yeah, and how
Speaker 2: because there's no other way. We're not going to survive
Speaker 2: unless we get cool about no being.
Speaker 4: No one has money, there's no money left.
Speaker 1: No, so these kids are just walking around with like
Speaker 1: pimple faces talking about how they're poor.
Speaker 4: This is what's very cool, guys, trust me, I'm not
Speaker 4: trying to sabotage you at all.
Speaker 3: Young kids love Sephora.
Speaker 2: Now, Like, aren't ten year olds like, yeah, populating Sephorahn't
Speaker 2: they obsessed with skincare?
Speaker 3: What's that about?
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is this is like surprising people, which
Speaker 4: I am not surprised by this at all. Don't you
Speaker 4: feel like when you buy makeup and skincare it's just
Speaker 4: like buying toys pillipocket?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, like of.
Speaker 4: Course the ten year olds are going crazy.
Speaker 2: Little like Barbie accessories. They're all in a beautiful like
Speaker 2: girly packaging.
Speaker 4: It's made for kids.
Speaker 2: May Care is opening and closing something and a little
Speaker 2: there's a little brush that comes with it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like little pet shop like little thing.
Speaker 4: It's totally made for a little kids collectibles. It's fun. Like,
Speaker 4: I am not surprised by this at all, and I
Speaker 4: think like, also for me, what got me really into
Speaker 4: skincare like in the you know, twenty fifteen sixteens, was
Speaker 4: like I got really bad anxiety when there was all
Speaker 4: the like mass shootings and stuff, and I just felt like, oh,
Speaker 4: I don't want to go out. I don't want to
Speaker 4: do anything. And so like watching skincare videos on YouTube
Speaker 4: became very soothing and this like form of self care.
Speaker 4: But I personally do not believe in any of it.
Speaker 2: I just watched a clip of you on Whitney's podcast,
Speaker 2: and you don't moisturize.
Speaker 4: Do you lotion your body?
Speaker 2: Yes, because because I'm part of the problem, because it's
Speaker 2: like do you it's like chapstick.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't need it if I didn't do it once.
Speaker 3: So because I.
Speaker 2: Don't use chapstick, and sometimes I'm a little chapped up,
Speaker 2: but I never used chapstick.
Speaker 1: I do believe that you get like your body gets
Speaker 1: used to it, then use it.
Speaker 2: Like if I if I go, I could rid myself
Speaker 2: of the need of lotion if I went months without it.
Speaker 2: I do believe that. But because I've used it, I
Speaker 2: need it and my skin will be so flaky and
Speaker 2: dry and discussing.
Speaker 3: I just use whatever.
Speaker 2: I For a while, I was on this stuff that
Speaker 2: smells like medicated because I had like bumpy skin, come
Speaker 2: called em lactin and that stuff was really good for
Speaker 2: like Rosebud Baker turned me onto that years ago. But
Speaker 2: I just use like whatever the I just take hotel
Speaker 2: lotions and use those just body oceans, and I really
Speaker 2: just do my legs.
Speaker 3: That's where it really needs it. Arms nuts.
Speaker 2: That's how I know because I don't do anything to my.
Speaker 3: Arms, and my arms are fine.
Speaker 4: And I wonder if this is spray TND related. This
Speaker 4: is like a spray tan maintenance thing that you're doing.
Speaker 2: I definitely have to do lotion for spray tand but
Speaker 2: I don't get them all the time.
Speaker 3: But do you not?
Speaker 2: Like what's your skincare routine for your face? And I
Speaker 2: want to ask you the same thing.
Speaker 3: Brian, Brian, you have amazing skin. You don't pull on
Speaker 3: it like that.
Speaker 4: Are you thirteen?
Speaker 2: Doesn't he have great skin? It's like supple, it has
Speaker 2: like such a good coloring to it. Yeah, there's no blemishes.
Speaker 2: It's really good skin. You have great face skin. So
Speaker 2: what do you Brian?
Speaker 3: We'll start with you.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: I just put moisturizer on it.
Speaker 2: And I kind.
Speaker 3: Keels men love keyling.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know what that is. I need
Speaker 1: that because my the moisturizer that I've been using is
Speaker 1: no longer being made and I have like three bottles
Speaker 1: left and it's going to run out. Okay, it's just
Speaker 1: like a standard probably like I don't know, like nutrigena.
Speaker 1: Might as well be sure some standard or la Okay,
Speaker 1: some standard brand that has like nothing in it. That's
Speaker 1: like dermatologists no scent, and I put it my face
Speaker 1: and it does like probably nothing like.
Speaker 3: Night and day And do you wear sunscreen?
Speaker 1: Only after I shower? And I just don't go in
Speaker 1: the sun. I think that's what it is, right, I
Speaker 1: have low vitamin D. I have to take vitamin D pills.
Speaker 1: The doctor said, you don't go in the sun enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think everyone else.
Speaker 3: I think I think everyone should take vitamin depaills.
Speaker 1: No, I'm special.
Speaker 2: My doctor said, I have another thing, but that methyl
Speaker 2: fol light I have to take. It's so weird to
Speaker 2: see like on your thing that like and one Vitamin
Speaker 2: D for the rest of your life, just for the
Speaker 2: rest of your life, as like a supple bit is
Speaker 2: just scary.
Speaker 3: But yeah, got it.
Speaker 2: In the summer, I could take off a little bit,
Speaker 2: but I don't think stuf because I wear SPF too much,
Speaker 2: it covers it all up.
Speaker 3: What do you do for your skincare?
Speaker 4: I'm doing very little right now because pregnancy is just
Speaker 4: like made me not care about anything.
Speaker 2: Oh that's so interesting. All my friends are not doing
Speaker 2: anything that are pregnant because they're scared of putting chemicals
Speaker 2: in their body.
Speaker 3: And you're just like, it makes me not care.
Speaker 2: They like won't touch any They won't really they won't
Speaker 2: wear like little lemon leggings because there could be plastic
Speaker 2: in the leggings.
Speaker 3: Like they're at that level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, fertility stuff scares every women of a
Speaker 2: certain age.
Speaker 4: Every fetus that gets tested has plastic in it, like
Speaker 4: there's no escaping it. So I'm just like chill about that.
Speaker 4: I am eating fish. I am also controversially eating sushi.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of research that like that's not like
Speaker 4: basically there's all these rules about pregnancy and they're just
Speaker 4: like these really strict rules that no one has like
Speaker 4: looked into and for a while, and there's this book
Speaker 4: Expecting Better by Emily Austter that she kind of like
Speaker 4: busts the myths.
Speaker 1: So have you been eating peanut butter?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why, Well, I believe that parents should eat peanut butter
Speaker 1: to give their kids an immunity to peanut allergies. It's
Speaker 1: not based on no science at all.
Speaker 4: I actually heard that, but I'm like that, does that
Speaker 4: mean that, like all peanut allergies are just because mommy
Speaker 4: didn't crave peanut.
Speaker 1: Butter, I think, and you don't, and they don't feed
Speaker 1: the kids peanut butter also, and then they grow up,
Speaker 1: they turn six and they go to kindergarten and they're
Speaker 1: scares to peanuts for the first time in their lives
Speaker 1: and their body is not used to it and they
Speaker 1: have a reaction. If that's true or not, that's probably
Speaker 1: a complete anti science lot, But I do believe you
Speaker 1: should be eating gobs of peanut butter every day to
Speaker 1: avoid your Okay, well.
Speaker 3: We'll get you some on the way up. Uh, what
Speaker 3: do you What do you do for skincare? Normally?
Speaker 4: I'm just very little so I as you know, and
Speaker 4: you were a guest on I used to host a
Speaker 4: skincare podcast called Glowing Up with Caroline Goldfarb, who you
Speaker 4: love and loves you. And after like five years of
Speaker 4: just trying every product, reading about researching, being obsessed, I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't the opposite effect happened to me. I don't
Speaker 4: believe in any of it. I think there's like some
Speaker 4: science that like vitamin C cerums are good for whatever,
Speaker 4: but SPF obviously, But like I almost do next to nothing.
Speaker 4: Like I will maybe like do a little oil cleanser
Speaker 4: to get the makeup off the face. Yeah, maybe even
Speaker 4: just like wipe it with a toner of massilla water. Yea,
Speaker 4: maybe an oil if I'm a little dry. But I'm Nikkia.
Speaker 4: I'm so I gotta be solo maintenance. Yes, I hate
Speaker 4: maintenance me too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna run out of time once you have the baby.
Speaker 1: It's like all that time runs away.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I just bought one of these solo wave things that
Speaker 2: you like, Oh, I have that you're ready like ten
Speaker 2: minutes a day, and even that, I haven't even done
Speaker 2: it once and I'm supposed to be doing it every
Speaker 2: single day.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I can't do this stuff.
Speaker 4: I have that, And then I was like immediately, I'm like,
Speaker 4: why don't I just have a red light mask? This
Speaker 4: is I know.
Speaker 3: Now I have to like comb over it.
Speaker 4: I know. So then I just stopped using it. I
Speaker 4: never got the red light mask. But I just I
Speaker 4: had one of those. I just give them my sister eventually,
Speaker 4: and then she doesn't use them. Then she's going to
Speaker 4: pass them down to her daughter who won't use them.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I do this.
Speaker 2: I just use one serum and that's all I use,
Speaker 2: and I wash my face every night, and then I
Speaker 2: don't wash my face in the morning anymore because Selma
Speaker 2: Hyaks said she didn't, So that gave me license to
Speaker 2: stop washing my face in the morning. Because you want
Speaker 2: to have the natural oils, agreed, and then just put
Speaker 2: and then an SPF. It's like so simple. But I
Speaker 2: do get laser facials, I do get micro needling.
Speaker 3: I do get all that stuff.
Speaker 4: And my needling is the one that I'm very keep
Speaker 4: saying I want to do it because that's the one
Speaker 4: that seems like it has some scientific backing.
Speaker 2: I think they definitely do. I mean, there are certain
Speaker 2: slems that have an amazing, amazing skin tone, and it's
Speaker 2: like it's got to be that stuff.
Speaker 3: It's nothing topical. I just am not buying it.
Speaker 4: That's how I feel.
Speaker 2: Don't don't spend any more than ten dollars on whatever
Speaker 2: you use on your face. I think it's I think
Speaker 2: the stuff I use is eight bucks and I will
Speaker 2: use it for life.
Speaker 3: There's no I'm never gonna change.
Speaker 4: I know, like unless it's like, oh I love the
Speaker 4: way this smells and how it makes me feel, Like
Speaker 4: that's kind of what I'm looking for if there's like
Speaker 4: a feel good experience. But I'm with you, like I
Speaker 4: just kind of don't buy intune anymore. Maybe it's like
Speaker 4: our age, we've just like seen it all. I also
Speaker 4: think like diet is yea.
Speaker 3: And water, which I can't seem to do that. I
Speaker 3: hate water, I know.
Speaker 1: So I skin starts from within.
Speaker 2: Yes, this is there's anything we've learned here today that's like,
Speaker 2: it's what's inside that counts, yeah, for you to make
Speaker 2: your outside great.
Speaker 1: And I went to the dermatologists today, no way before
Speaker 1: I got it, before I go yearly to get checked
Speaker 1: everything checked out. They say, well, it's just interesting. No,
Speaker 1: it's just interesting. When you go to the dermatologists, they
Speaker 1: just go through your over your body and they point
Speaker 1: out all the things that are wrong with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go like, oh, you got a rash, you got
Speaker 1: a mole there, you're you're you're washing their hands too much.
Speaker 1: You need to use a different shampoo, and it's.
Speaker 2: Like there's so many new growths that show up as
Speaker 2: as I like, I have a skin tag on my
Speaker 2: thigh that I just like pulling at and I don't
Speaker 2: even want it to go away. I like like it,
Speaker 2: like when I'm stressed out in bed, I like, like
Speaker 2: just play with it.
Speaker 3: But it's not a skin tag.
Speaker 2: It's like a little it's not it's that's I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have said that, but it's it's gross. But it's International
Speaker 2: Women's Day, so I feel free that I can talk
Speaker 2: about it because I do believe it's a female skin tag.
Speaker 3: But it's just like spots over.
Speaker 2: And then you took a picture of me at the
Speaker 2: game where I'm like with parnoculars and I see these
Speaker 2: three lumps on the side of my face little bumps,
Speaker 2: and I go, I gotta go with the dermatologist to
Speaker 2: like I don't want those anymore. And I just never
Speaker 2: even thought to go with the dermatogists. I just go
Speaker 2: to a esthetician, like I should go and get the
Speaker 2: like health of my skin checked out, not just the aesthetics.
Speaker 4: In LA though, you go to the dermatologists and it's
Speaker 4: not like how it was back in the Midwest. They're like, now,
Speaker 4: would you like to see what we could do to
Speaker 4: inject you? And like I'm like, I didn't ask for that, Like.
Speaker 1: This is this is supposed to be a doctor.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: So it's all the same with this, okay. But one
Speaker 4: time I went I had this rash on my stomach
Speaker 4: and not to brag, and I went to the dermatologist
Speaker 4: and she's like looking at my stomach and she's like, oh,
Speaker 4: this looks like secondary syphilis. And I was like, I
Speaker 4: have an STD that I missed the whole first round
Speaker 4: of it and I'm on the second round. I was
Speaker 4: so free. It wasn't that, but like there was a
Speaker 4: day where I was like, I'm wow, I'm living in
Speaker 4: a dumpster. Line wasn't true. No, it wasn't that. It
Speaker 4: was just literally like nothing.
Speaker 3: You don't even have the original version.
Speaker 4: No, I know the sequel, and you're so I just
Speaker 4: missed a whole version.
Speaker 2: I love you so much, Esther, thank you for being
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Speaker 3: Esther, I love you so much. Thank you for coming
Speaker 3: on eight months pregnant.
Speaker 2: When I asked you to be here, I was like,
Speaker 2: there's no way, and you said yes, and you drove
Speaker 2: all the way here, and I love you so much.
Speaker 4: Thank you. And I'm so sad that you're going to
Speaker 4: be out of town for my movie premiere.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that. You have a new movie
Speaker 2: coming out called drug Store June.
Speaker 4: Which we tried to get you in.
Speaker 3: You're busy. I can't wait to see this.
Speaker 2: You got to check out the trailer for drug Store June.
Speaker 2: Esther's new movie coming out. When is it coming out?
Speaker 2: And where can people find it? I cannot wait to
Speaker 2: see this.
Speaker 4: Select Theater Server twenty third, Expanding Cities March first, it's
Speaker 4: my birthday. My mind's March second, twin. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: I'm really excited for people to see it. I know
Speaker 4: you'll love it. Also, when you were on my show
Speaker 4: alone together, it was the best day of my life.
Speaker 4: You're such a funny actress, like I'm gonna make you
Speaker 4: be like a movie start like you. I know you
Speaker 4: never want to do stuff because you're just like you
Speaker 4: just want to be you.
Speaker 2: You made me feel so good that day because you
Speaker 2: are such a naturally amazing actress. I can't wait to
Speaker 2: see you in this I thank you for asking me
Speaker 2: to be in your movie.
Speaker 3: That was so nice.
Speaker 2: I wish I could have made that day work because
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see next one.
Speaker 4: You're gonna whatever I'm doing next year, Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be a movie together with you all the time. Yes,
Speaker 4: let's let's actually talk about.
Speaker 3: Going to start that right all right?
Speaker 2: Guys, thank you for listening to podcasts. Don't be cut
Speaker 2: and we'll see you next time.
Speaker 4: By me,