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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you

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Speaker 1: know anything about my co host Brooke, she loves to talk,

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Speaker 1: is very opinionated. Oh yeah, and it is not hard

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Speaker 1: to set her off if you say the right thing

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Speaker 1: or the wrong thing, or just anything.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Oh yeah, that's the worst. I think. I'm

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Speaker 2: a joy.

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Speaker 1: But today the tables were actually turned when Brooke attempted

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Speaker 1: to prank a mom whose kid is named Colins Wayne.

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Speaker 1: What that's his first and last name. We're allowed to

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Speaker 1: say it. They gave us permission, and Brooke pretended to

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Speaker 1: be a substitute teacher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I just thought it was gonna do a silly joke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she found out she got a lot more than

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Speaker 3: she barged for when it came to commenting on this

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Speaker 3: boy's name to his mother. You're gonna hear it in

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Speaker 3: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dana.

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Speaker 4: H Yeah, this is Dana. I'm after colleague.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 5: My name's Rebecca Cataract. I'm the substitute teacher at your

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Speaker 5: son's elementary school.

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Speaker 4: Oh Hi, it's nice to meet you.

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Speaker 5: You too, kind of so it looks like I'm taking

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Speaker 5: over for the next three to four weeks because miss

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Speaker 5: Czar is out with a foot injury.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, that's so sad, is it? It is sad?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's amazing how much time teachers can take off

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Speaker 5: for foot injuries like that and still get paid.

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Speaker 4: Well, uh, okay, how can I help you? Is everything

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Speaker 4: okay with my child?

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Speaker 2: Or yeah? So about that. I was going through Roe

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Speaker 2: call yesterday and your son.

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Speaker 5: Raised his little hand and said, my name's not Wayne Collins,

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Speaker 5: It's Collins Wayne.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, that's that's correct.

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Speaker 2: I've been calling him Wayne this entire time.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm uh, you know what I I know some

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Speaker 4: people have done that in the past, but.

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Speaker 2: You know what was it was it like?

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Speaker 5: Was it like a trendy thing to do to use

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Speaker 5: last names as first names or something?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me?

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Speaker 2: Did you not hear me?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: I heard you. I just personally don't think that's any

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Speaker 4: of your business. And I kind of getting the sense

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Speaker 4: here that you're just calling you know.

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Speaker 5: I just think it's going to be easier for everyone

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Speaker 5: if I just keep calling him Wayne.

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Speaker 2: It's easier for me.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not, all right?

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Speaker 2: Is that okay?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, it's not okay? Where you get

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Speaker 4: off I think.

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Speaker 5: You're getting way too upset right now before you even

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Speaker 5: think about this. It's like, have you ever said Wayne

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Speaker 5: Collins out loud? Because that sounds way cooler than what

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Speaker 5: you choose.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, about what you think, lady.

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Speaker 5: I mean it sounds kind of like an eighties rock star,

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Speaker 5: which isn't actually cool anymore.

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Speaker 4: But there was a tight you know what you call

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Speaker 4: me if my son is sick in danger causing a

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Speaker 4: prom in class. But to call someone and give them

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Speaker 4: a hard time about what they named their child. Your

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Speaker 4: parents probably named you apple, Kodiak or honey Bears and

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Speaker 4: stupid truth like that.

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Speaker 2: I think I told you already my name is Rebecca.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know, you know what, Rebecca? That was like

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Speaker 4: one of the things in the nineties that's like out

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Speaker 4: of date. I really think someone needs to take you

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Speaker 4: out back and clean your clock, Rebecca.

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Speaker 5: How about that?

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Speaker 2: I don't have any clocks.

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Speaker 4: You are such an asshole, like you're seriously, you're a

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Speaker 4: dummas and you're teaching children. No wonder the education system

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Speaker 4: in this country's failing. It's because a losers like you.

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Speaker 4: You didn't even go to college. You're probably just one

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Speaker 4: of these peoples who are like, oh, I can be

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Speaker 4: a teacher because like I know, two plus two is five,

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Speaker 4: and you.

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Speaker 5: Can excuse me, two plus two is not not you

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Speaker 5: not do.

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Speaker 4: Not interrupt me. Wow, I am literally in my car

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Speaker 4: right now. I'm going down there and I won't be

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Speaker 4: speaking with the principal. Do you understand?

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Speaker 5: Go ahead and do that because I don't think you

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Speaker 5: realize that he's not gonna take your side because I'm

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Speaker 5: having a passionate an affair with him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, you are just you know what. I'm actually

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Speaker 4: calling the police, and finally, this is discussion.

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Speaker 2: I want you listen.

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Speaker 5: You don't need to be jealous that you're not hooking

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Speaker 5: up with a principle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm super jealous that I'm not hooking up with

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Speaker 4: a man who looks like mister potato head. Frankly, I

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Speaker 4: say you need to up your standards. But after listening

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Speaker 4: to you speak, that makes sense. Is that's the only

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Speaker 4: type of man you can beg So.

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that we're good with Wayne?

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Speaker 4: If I find out you are calling him by his

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Speaker 4: last name, I swear to everything I own in this

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Speaker 4: earth and love, I will come down to that school,

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Speaker 4: grab you by your throat, and throat stomp you because

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Speaker 4: I am not putting up with this. And if you,

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Speaker 4: if you are a real woman, you take the beating

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Speaker 4: that you deserve. So hang up the phone and we

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Speaker 4: will forget this conversation. You continue this year now, and

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Speaker 4: I'm warning you, hang up, hang up and forget you

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Speaker 4: ever called me. Or you continue like this, I will

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Speaker 4: come down that won't beat yours.

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Speaker 2: Before you do that.

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Speaker 5: Can I just tell you that this is a prank

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Speaker 5: phone call that your sister set you up for.

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Speaker 4: What wait, what.

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Speaker 5: This is actually broke from the radio show Brook and

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Oh holy cow, your sister and I set you up?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me? Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Oh you are so scary. I just wanted to call

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Speaker 2: him Wayne. I think you were gonna throw stump me.

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Speaker 4: God, And I don't exactly regret what I said, but

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Speaker 4: now that I know that this is a prank call,

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Speaker 4: I am sorry if I freaked you out.

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Speaker 5: I guess do you go to anger management classes or

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Speaker 5: you know?

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Speaker 4: I actually do yoga, but I think I should up

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Speaker 4: the number of classes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know yoga's serving you like you think

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Speaker 2: it is.

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Speaker 4: No it's certainly

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Speaker 5: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 5: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,