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Speaker 1: on the twenties to I'm moving nine point five. Wow. Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this tis speech? Yeah? This is Who's this? My

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Speaker 1: name Spencer Wills, and I work in the leasing office

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Speaker 1: for its apartments. Oh great. I know we haven't spoken before,

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Speaker 1: but I just want to say I was so moved

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Speaker 1: by the email you sent us about your situation. Oh,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm glad you called. Yeah. I just I

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Speaker 1: wanted to let you know that I have some very

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Speaker 1: good news. Yeah. We know that times are tough right now,

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Speaker 1: so I spoke with my colleagues about possibly reducing your rent,

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Speaker 1: and they said that they'd be willing to lower it

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Speaker 1: by two hundred and fifty dollars a month at least

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Speaker 1: till the end of the year. Oh, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: that's so great. Yeah, I mean, this year's done a thing,

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Speaker 1: absolutely I understand, and we're just happy to help you out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, a single woman in her twenties with no

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Speaker 1: responsibilities definitely deserves our help. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, because of

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Speaker 1: our generosity, though, we will need to come into your

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Speaker 1: apartment tomorrow morning and make some slight alterations. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: do you What do you mean by alterations? I mean

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Speaker 1: you're getting two hundred and fifty bucks off your rent

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Speaker 1: each month, so we need to adjust your living space

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Speaker 1: to account for that. I'm really confused here, what do

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Speaker 1: you what do you mean? So tomorrow morning, you're going

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Speaker 1: to need to take out all the food from your

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Speaker 1: fridge because we're gonna have to take that all the

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Speaker 1: food from my fridge. No, we're gonna take the fridge.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Where am I supposed to

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Speaker 1: put the food? Well, no, we're not leaving you stranded.

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Speaker 1: We're going to replace it with a mini fridge, one

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Speaker 1: that's a little less expensive. My food's not going to

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Speaker 1: fit in a mini fridge. This is ridiculous. Well, you're

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Speaker 1: getting a good deal though, I mean to fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: off the rent, that's something. But we have to meet

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Speaker 1: in the middle here, Tea, you sound disappointed, Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: do you not want the rent? Reduction. No, I do,

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Speaker 1: But a fridge just comes with your apartment. Like, well,

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Speaker 1: you still have a fridge, it's just smaller than the

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Speaker 1: one that you were using before. I mean a I

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Speaker 1: don't live in a dorm anymore and eat a full

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Speaker 1: sized fridge. Well, with the two hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: rent reduction, it's kind of like you are paying for

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Speaker 1: a dorm. Also, if you could clear off the kitchen countertops,

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Speaker 1: that would be very helpful for us. Why, because we're

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Speaker 1: gonna need to remove those. No way removing my kitchen countertops. Yes,

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Speaker 1: this has to be a joke. You can't take my countertops. Well,

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Speaker 1: first of all, they're not your kitchen countertops. They belong

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Speaker 1: to the apartment, so we can take them. Come on,

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Speaker 1: but we are going to replace it with one that

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Speaker 1: we have in storage, so we're not leaving you high

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Speaker 1: and dry. That doesn't even make any sense. How is

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Speaker 1: taking my kitchen countertops like the labor and like, how

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Speaker 1: is that even saving you money? Ah? Yeah, see, I

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Speaker 1: was hoping that you wouldn't ask that because the one

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Speaker 1: that we're replacing it with in storage, there's some things

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Speaker 1: going on with it. Okay, what do you mean things

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Speaker 1: going on with it. Tell me what you mean by that. Well,

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Speaker 1: one of the previous owners spilled something sticky on it

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Speaker 1: and we couldn't get it off. It's like builders grade stickiness.

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Speaker 1: So I would just be careful about putting anything on

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Speaker 1: there once we put it in there, Like, don't put

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Speaker 1: your keys or your phone on it, because you won't

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Speaker 1: be able to pull them off. This is ridiculous. What

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Speaker 1: are you going to do next? Take my oven and

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Speaker 1: replace it with an open fire. Actually, I'm really glad

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Speaker 1: you brought that up, because we are going to be

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Speaker 1: replacing your oven, but not with an open fire. Oh,

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Speaker 1: come on, just stop. This is ridiculous. No, just hear

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Speaker 1: me out. We're going to take out your oven and

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Speaker 1: replace it with four microwaves. Okay, seriously, Like is that

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Speaker 1: a funny thing to you? Yeah? Because why why would

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Speaker 1: you do that? That doesn't make any sense at all. Well,

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Speaker 1: we're doing you a favor here. We're hoping that you'd

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Speaker 1: be able to work with some of these things. Like

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Speaker 1: trying to do me a favor. You are trying to

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Speaker 1: get me to say that I don't want the retroduction,

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Speaker 1: that's what you're trying to do. And then you want

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Speaker 1: to have me keep everything the same and pay the

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Speaker 1: same amount, not change everything, right, I mean that would

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Speaker 1: be ideal, But we're just trying to work with you here.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you're looking at the positives of the situation.

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Speaker 1: Four microwaves. You could cook four different meals all at

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Speaker 1: the same time. Why would I want to do that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, maybe you have a surf and

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Speaker 1: turf situation. You could cook the fish in one and

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Speaker 1: then the steak in another. You warm up the green Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. I need to talk to your manager

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Speaker 1: or whoever's in charge of you. Okay, I can connect you.

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Speaker 1: But when you talk to him, can you also let

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Speaker 1: him know that I pranked you? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: This is a joke. My name is Jeffrey from the

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Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. No way. Yeah? What? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. Your roommate Blake set you up. He said

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Speaker 1: you emailed your landlord asking for cheaper rent. He wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. Oh good him. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: really hope they do reduce your rent, though, me too,

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Speaker 1: not if it means giving a my friend, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The many fridges that they make now are really good.

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Speaker 1: You could almost fit two whole gatorades in there. Wake

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