1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: All right, guys, coming up at the top of the hour, 2 00:00:02,279 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: at about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: The subject He's got to have it, That is the subject, 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,240 Speaker 1: and of course the nephews here with today's prank phone call. 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: But before we get to the prank, we wanted to 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:20,080 Speaker 1: know what your slogan would be if you were running 7 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:24,919 Speaker 1: for office, your campaign slogan. It's your last name and 8 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: the last text you sent. Let's go, I got it, 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 1: here's come get some of this plenty vote for Harvey in. 10 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:51,559 Speaker 1: That was the last yea my wife crazy? Oh man, Miles, 11 00:00:52,120 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: come wash my ass? What nobody voting for you? My 12 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: last one? I wanted the last tea. Yeah, that's last 13 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: tex I know you smell if you said it like that, 14 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,760 Speaker 1: you talked to her like that. No way, come on, 15 00:01:18,319 --> 00:01:21,760 Speaker 1: this is my last text. It's spates. I watched all 16 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:24,640 Speaker 1: the impeachment stuff I can watch for today. Were at 17 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:34,760 Speaker 1: that slogan? I like it? Thank you as a girl. Uh, 18 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 1: let me give y'all this prank right here. This is 19 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,039 Speaker 1: praise dance, Baby, Let's praise dance. Every church got a 20 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: team praise dance. Let's go. Hello, this is the day 21 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:45,640 Speaker 1: that the Lord is made, let us rejoice and be 22 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: glad in And how you doing? I'm looking for this 23 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: is full from the church. How are you? Oh, I'm brother, 24 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good, I'm good. Um. We wanted 25 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 1: to give you a call about the the praise dance 26 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:02,800 Speaker 1: and that's at the church. First of all, I wanted 27 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: to really show you how much, uh, you're doing a 28 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: great job over there with the praise dances and you 29 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: you definitely do a great job on U on on 30 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: on every third Sunday that you guys actually perform. Everybody 31 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: seemed to really like it. Well, thank you, thank you. 32 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: What can I do for you today? There there is 33 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,200 Speaker 1: a bit of a situation with uh. You know, it's 34 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: been brought to our attention. We actually had a small gathering, 35 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:24,799 Speaker 1: a little meeting about it and wanted to I've been 36 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,799 Speaker 1: elected to actually give you a call. And who is this? 37 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry who brother full of uh huh and and 38 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 1: who had a meeting uh some of the brothers at 39 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: the church and and uh path to actually set in 40 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 1: for a moment on it. And I was actually elected 41 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:43,519 Speaker 1: to actually just give you a call that and nothing 42 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:46,799 Speaker 1: that I don't think we can't get uh rectified and 43 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: you know, move on slouthly as we normally do. But 44 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:51,920 Speaker 1: I just think it's we wanted to reach out to 45 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: you and kind of make you aware of it. If 46 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:57,799 Speaker 1: it's if you don't mind, okay, um? And what things 47 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 1: are those? Well? Since since the telling you has any 48 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:08,800 Speaker 1: of the praise dances before they became praise dances? Was was? Was? 49 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: Was any of them strippers? I beg your pardners? Was 50 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: any of the praise dances that at the church that 51 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: you have on the praise team right now? Was any 52 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: of them strippers in the past. I'm sorry, sir, I 53 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: don't I don't really know who you are, um, and 54 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,120 Speaker 1: I don't really understand this line of question. But like 55 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: I said, i'm brother Full. I don't think we've met. 56 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: But like I said, I've been elected to give you 57 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: a call. Not now. It seems like what happened is 58 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 1: this past week when you all actually uh danced, it 59 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: seemed like a couple of the girls was actually gy 60 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: raiding during the praise routine. Hey what chat raiding? Brother Full? 61 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 1: I don't know who you are and I don't know 62 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:52,480 Speaker 1: what you saw. None of my girls, which I rating 63 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 1: they were dancing for the Lord, and I think if 64 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 1: you look through your lord's I perhaps you would see 65 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: them better instead, maybe you were looking through the no see, 66 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: some of these girls are compley the couple of the girl. 67 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: We can point them out. A couple of them have 68 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,120 Speaker 1: uh strip girl tendencies of it then, because some of 69 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: them has been girl tendencies. You know what, sir, I 70 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: think we need to complete this call graps. I need 71 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 1: to compet ship and speak to him myself, because you know, 72 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,839 Speaker 1: I don't know what you do all days, but I 73 00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,600 Speaker 1: have a real job and I'm sitting here holding a 74 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: conversation in my office about jar rating strippers in the church. 75 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,000 Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Listen? Listen. Now here's a couple 76 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: of the things that they're talking about. Because some of 77 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,719 Speaker 1: the girls h feet a real ask you when you 78 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: all a performing and they want to see and maybe 79 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,400 Speaker 1: you can you can. I don't know. Maybe I don't 80 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: know if y'all need to grip or whatever that y'all don't. 81 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: Y'all don't put lotion on. We're not sure what that is. 82 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:50,159 Speaker 1: As well as the total of fithers. Everybody has three, four, 83 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 1: five different designs and everything is it any way? Y'all 84 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 1: can be in unison with You're totally upon us. But 85 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,400 Speaker 1: the most important thing ill the JY rating doing the 86 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,280 Speaker 1: things for team. I don't know what your feet look like. 87 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: I don't need you calling me talking to me about 88 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: my girls their feet, their nail polished. Perhaps your man 89 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:11,760 Speaker 1: should be on Jesus instead of our them. How about that, man, 90 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: I don't have time. I don't have time. I don't 91 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 1: want your mama and to be on Jesus when somebody's 92 00:05:17,440 --> 00:05:20,599 Speaker 1: shaking they but at the church, that's the problem. You 93 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 1: know what. Look, I'm at work now, I'm trying to 94 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: keep a work tone. You're gonna make me herse up there? Now, 95 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Don't call me anymore. I 96 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 1: will deal with pastor. If he has something to say 97 00:05:30,240 --> 00:05:31,960 Speaker 1: with me, he can say it to me personally. But 98 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,479 Speaker 1: I'm done with this conversation. Are you gonna deal with 99 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,239 Speaker 1: the Ji Rayton? Is what we want to know? Maybe 100 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: you know what? It just hit me. Maybe you're one 101 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 1: of the ones that's doing the GI rate. Look, let 102 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:44,520 Speaker 1: me tell you something. My girls ain't doing no damn 103 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: hill Rad and neither am I. Now I am done 104 00:05:46,839 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 1: with this conversation. Do you understand? But listen I'm doing 105 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: or you're done with this? That's what we want to 106 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: stop so we can We can't praise the Lord if 107 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 1: the boot isn't shake you know what? Chart? Look, I 108 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,840 Speaker 1: gotta go to work. I gotta go now again. I 109 00:06:01,839 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 1: don't know what your issue is. It sounds to me 110 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 1: like you have an issue which I reading booties and 111 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: I heard so much greating booties in one conversation in 112 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: my entire life. Now my mind is set on Jesus. 113 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:12,480 Speaker 1: I don't know what your man is set on? What 114 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,080 Speaker 1: tell you? Before you was a praise then? Uh? The 115 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:19,000 Speaker 1: ministry over? The ministry did did you will use the 116 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: strip didn't do no striping? Now did your wife do 117 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: any striping? What did your mom gonna do any striping? What? 118 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 1: What you heard? What I said you? How do you 119 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,400 Speaker 1: like to somebody call? You would ask you if your 120 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,960 Speaker 1: mama did some script? And how do you like that? 121 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,320 Speaker 1: I'm saying? You know what I want to know? When 122 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,600 Speaker 1: is the next rehearsal? That the way I can come 123 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: and pick out who it is that's doing this. Till 124 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: you don't have you don't have any businesses at my rehearsal. 125 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: I don't want to see you at my rehearsal. I 126 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: don't want to I don't want to see any part 127 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: for you in my rehearse if I see you near 128 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:46,600 Speaker 1: one of my girls. That's why I'm coming up for 129 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 1: you myself. Do you understand me? Need to find out 130 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:51,359 Speaker 1: who's doing that? Jo don't that girl? Damn thing? You 131 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 1: need to say your but in your own eye. And 132 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 1: I'm glad y'all at this and when the when the 133 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:57,480 Speaker 1: when the plate is being plays, because it ain't no 134 00:06:57,560 --> 00:06:59,400 Speaker 1: telling her you act with them, one is coming through it, 135 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: you know what? That's it. That's it. You called me 136 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,600 Speaker 1: disrespecting me. I'm at what. I can't even have this 137 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 1: to more? You know what? Don't call me no more. 138 00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: Don't look at my girls no more. Man, Come to 139 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:09,960 Speaker 1: the church and see what I got for you. I 140 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: want to know, is you're gonna stop the job rating? 141 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 1: What isn't? Don't do it? Who I do? Talking to 142 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,680 Speaker 1: like that you're supposed to be. I'm good, say yeah, 143 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 1: have done? Listen to tell you now I'm getting ready 144 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,720 Speaker 1: to job. When I got one more thing to say 145 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: to you for your lead? How you ain't gotta damn 146 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: thing to say to me. I said I was done, 147 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: and I said, I got one more thing to say. 148 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: Is you listen? You know what men get off my phone. 149 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it anyway. This is nephew timent from 150 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your entire praise and ministry congregation, 151 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: all your girls got me the prank phone called you. 152 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: Oh I'm a shot for real. Oh I I think 153 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: I'm cursing on the radioh oh, which who I Wasn't 154 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: you know what? It was? All over? I'll talk now. 155 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:06,920 Speaker 1: I got some explaining this. You did good, though you 156 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 1: did Wait, I talked to bishop'n't have a show. I 157 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,280 Speaker 1: got one thing to ask you. Tell you what is 158 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. Nobody else to 159 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:27,160 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey More on the show, and there you 160 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:33,160 Speaker 1: have it. Praise man to this I love. Go to 161 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:36,079 Speaker 1: my website Thomas Miles dot com. The comedy laugh Fest 162 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: is jumping off nine thirty and thirty. First you can 163 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: catch me, said d O usually dion Co. The list 164 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,440 Speaker 1: goes on and on Thomas Miles dot com. You can 165 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 1: go get the whole list all right, thinking iph you 166 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,720 Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour. Like I said, 167 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter.