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Hi guys, it's art and 0:01:06.920 --> 0:01:10.720 I'm in my hotel in Atlanta, and um, it's going 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:14.080 to be sort of an abbreviated podcast today because I 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:18.760 have been shooting every day, which is very exciting. Um, 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.880 but that means it's been hard to actually do the podcast. 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.800 But I did a short one today with Sarah Kelowna 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:27.200 who's on my show with me. We did it in 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.720 her dressing room and it got caught off at the end, 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:35.800 so my apologies. But the good news is, um, we 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:39.560 will be going over anything that was missed this weekend 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.840 at sketch Fest San Francisco. Sketch Fest this Sunday of 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:46.959 four pm at Cobb's Comedy Club. I will be with 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:50.160 my girl Aaron, with Secretary of State Pageck Brewster, with 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.200 creepy uncle Steve Heiner. I will be with Bachelor of 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:57.600 the Year Robert Benedict. Anna will be there. I think 0:01:57.720 --> 0:02:00.320 Katie will be there. But then we will have the hotties. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:06.000 Russian accountant in ever towhere, teenage ladies, leggings alex We 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:13.800 will have the hilarious Dolphin Um the Dolphin slash Shark Alexis, 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:17.600 and we have the sexy Sassy Jasmine. Will all be 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:21.480 joining us this Sunday, four pm Cobs Comedy Club as 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.560 part of San Francisco Sketch Fest. You can get tickets 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.960 on our Facebook page. And at the very end, I 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:29.840 will read the I will read the tweets that got 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:31.680 cut off in a couple of emails. So thank you 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:34.600 for listening. I know it's a shorty today, but we will. 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:38.160 We will work it all out this Sunday and the 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:44.239 that podcast will be going up live I believe next Monday. Okay, goodbye, 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:55.400 no entering Stockholm. Oh lover, you're coming from the cat 0:02:56.320 --> 0:03:00.600 yarn O today, from the trailer of a lover friend 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:11.919 You accept this room? Hello girl, No, I get it. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.519 I'm just saying that's the kind of role realness again. 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:22.400 You just you just heard the audio in the most 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:25.600 important same song known to man. Hello, my name is 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.280 Art very welcome to a very special episode of Will 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:31.880 You Accept This Rose. I am here in Atlanta, Georgia, 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:35.000 basically on the set. I am in the trailer with 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:39.240 will you accept this Rose Podcast favorite she's been on? 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:43.040 No I like it. It's so fucking cold out. Um. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:47.760 You might recognize that sultry dulcet tones from Chelsea Lately, 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:52.680 but you will soon this August recognize her from the 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:55.800 cast of the most important television show next to The 0:03:55.800 --> 0:04:00.600 Sopranos that has ever happened, The Insatiables, Miss Sarah Colanna 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:05.280 Sarah arst hi for. We really spent a weekend together. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.000 We did. We did because we're working on this show together. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.760 We went to a drag club to a drag show together, 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.400 which was amazing. We went to a drag show. We 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:15.200 went to a drag show, and we watched football together. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:17.320 We did two very different things. I will say the 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:19.880 drag show we got to go with our lovely coworker, 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:23.760 Lissa Milana. Turns out every drag queen is named Alyssa 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:28.000 after Alyssa Milana. That's right, That's right. They did say 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.280 it was after She was a pretty good sport about it, 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:32.880 but after the fifteenth I think she was like, all right, 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:34.680 I yes, I get it, you're the ball and it 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:39.520 was like time to go. When Tony Danza came out 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:42.560 in full face contour was Jansen. It was time, because 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:46.320 it's time, It's time. And then and then I got 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.520 to go watch at our co star Dallas Roberts. He 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:53.000 hosted gouss So the first football game. Aaron Foley would 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:55.280 be so proud. I can't believe you went this long 0:04:55.320 --> 0:04:57.680 in life without watching a football game. I've napped to 0:04:57.720 --> 0:05:00.400 a few football games. I like this roar of the girl. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:06.039 I like to think I'm killing it. My my dad 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.120 used to watch a lot of sports, but football was 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.760 the one game that I never understood. So like I 0:05:12.800 --> 0:05:15.719 can kind of follow tennis, or I could follow soccer 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:17.640 or best like, I just don't get the rules. Like 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:21.040 we're not a sporty family. Yeah, the rules are confusing. 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:22.919 The rules, but it was so exciting to watch with 0:05:23.000 --> 0:05:26.679 you and John Ryan, your husband who is the captain 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:29.080 of the c L Seahawks. And he let me wear 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:31.479 a super Bowl. Let you take a picture with it 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.560 and wear it as long as you want it. Has 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:36.040 he ever worn that? Like early on? Like we wear 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:38.080 that well, we make sweet, so we love. Have you 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:39.960 made love with the super Bowl right now? I think 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:46.240 I have. It's too bulky, both you you don't want 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:49.080 that coming to your another region that there's a lot 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.080 of there's a lot of metal in there. The first 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:54.640 night he got it, I do remember that I passed 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:57.400 out with it on because I was like, oh, let 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.000 me wear it for a minute, and then I fall aslate. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.159 Oh my god. I I liked in my mind you 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:02.840 were so psyched to have it on that you wanted 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.719 some weird vendor, and then you woke up, You passed out, 0:06:05.720 --> 0:06:08.720 and you're like, what happened next? He knew you were 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.480 like deep but almost in Mexico. You only got got 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.880 past San Diego, but not quite over the border, not 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.720 quiet just to Tijuana. You were trying to got to Tijuana. 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:20.400 You got involved in some shady ship and in Tacoma 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:23.359 doing a show. So it was like it wasn't even excited. 0:06:23.400 --> 0:06:26.600 Are you guys like royalty in Washington State? We uh, 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.479 you know we are that we were voted the third 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:37.480 most powerful couple in UM sports, after Wilson his wife Sierra, 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:44.040 and then someone else. But we got like three good 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.039 and it was in a newspaper and I was like, 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.440 that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I want to 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.159 tell you my best thing I ever got I can't 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:53.240 even believe I got three percent. I got three percent. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.599 Once on who Woren't better? It was addressed like here's 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:59.880 what I realized. You want to make it into magazine 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:04.320 hour like Getty Images. Look find an outfit that some 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.920 much more famous, like some very famous person has worn 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:11.160 that you'll clearly look worse it right, and then by 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:14.200 like by or like by the outfit so you can 0:07:14.240 --> 0:07:17.080 take the hit and like in touch when they're like, 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.120 who were it better? Like Olivia Wilde, or we're like, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.200 I'll always look worse. And I got like one percent 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.280 of the vote, which was like a pity, but I 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.040 wish I would have seen that. You know what it 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.760 was me and Hayden Pantier and I got like three 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.320 pcent of the vote and it was one of the 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:32.080 best day. And I was like, this is genius. If 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.760 I could afford the same dresses that these girls get 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:37.480 the time, I would get the hit all the time. 0:07:37.520 --> 0:07:42.120 I would look worse than everyone. Thank you so much. Well, okay, 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:45.400 so you we don't we have somewhat of a we 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:49.040 have to sort of be briefed today because we're actually filming, 0:07:49.080 --> 0:07:51.560 But this is how important it was to us. In 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:57.160 America needed to break down the movies. Now, I think 0:07:57.280 --> 0:08:00.520 Nick season was more boring, but this is very boring 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:02.840 in a different way. Now, your husband got you into this, 0:08:02.960 --> 0:08:05.680 and he liked Ari until last night. Is that correct? 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:08.760 I think he still likes him. He wasn't as offended 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:11.160 by him as I am. Yes, you got mad. I 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.800 found him a little creepy last night he watching it. 0:08:14.880 --> 0:08:19.200 My overall impression was because I because I hosted the 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.920 Batchelor podcast, I did my research, and I've never seen 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:25.120 Emily Maynard season. So I watched it this fall and 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:27.080 I actually found that I didn't want to, but I 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:30.920 liked Ari. But then watching it now I'm like, he's 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.719 been on the vine too long, and now I watched him. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.480 He's disgusting. He doesn't ask one question. He's a dumb 0:08:36.559 --> 0:08:39.480 dumb and I think he's a sex addict. I like 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.679 that you came up with sex addict. I think I 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.760 don't know where that exactly, Like you just read like 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.720 his work. I just felt like all he is is 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.080 like in my mind, the guys. I know that, And 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.360 again I don't really know. I know nothing about actual 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:54.160 sex detiction, but I feel like it feels like he's 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.559 he's just he's almost dangerous because he does seem sincere 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.959 and it's almost a narciss cistic way, just at he's 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:03.400 not going to ask a question, but he's going to 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.240 seem like a nice guy and somewhat dopey, but he 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.559 just wants to fuck everything. He doesn't. He doesn't ask 0:09:09.840 --> 0:09:13.160 anyone a question about He makes out with all of them, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:17.600 and then I, I don't care about an age difference 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.120 as long as it's legal, and it's fine. I don't 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.480 care either. But something about him with the nanny last 0:09:23.559 --> 0:09:25.920 night gave me the fucking creeps. I agree with you. 0:09:25.960 --> 0:09:27.400 I don't know what it was. He was like it 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.120 was the way he was talking to her, and it 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:32.840 was like it seemed so like he was so aware 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.800 of how young she is, and he was like still 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:38.560 he was still so yes, yeah, and there's only on 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:41.280 to be on TV. She's like Instagram followers where she 0:09:41.360 --> 0:09:43.400 like makes the jokes about herself and so she's just 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.840 trying to be which is fine, like whatever half of 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:49.320 them are, but she's not into Ari. No, what's weird 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.200 about it. He's too dumb and they're really great to care. 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:55.240 They're really playing up like he's the same age Nick 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:59.320 was last year. But they're really playing up like Grandpa Moses, 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.400 like the fucking Cardigans and like the kids. Like he's 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.960 like he's like he's they're playing up. How old, Like 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.280 like he's basically like, I'm really boring. I'm really old. 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:10.400 I just like to go to bed. I'm also just 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:14.440 an overall I'm like, dude, Yeah, I mean when I'm 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.400 thirty six, I hope that I still have some pep 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:19.400 in my step. I'm so saited I can finally drive 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.120 a car and when I rented, But I feel like 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.560 I was also watching just my overall impression of him, 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.439 like when they go to like Tahome, we'll get there. 0:10:27.440 --> 0:10:29.400 It's like, this is a guy who has no he 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.240 has no curiosity about any of the world, like aside 0:10:32.280 --> 0:10:35.120 from other people. He's like, traveling is good because traveling 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.559 has trees and boats and people, and then you get 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:40.200 to people in a different town, like that's all. There's 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:45.200 no curiosity. So I have to also say normally, I'm 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:48.240 such a freak. When I hosted this and I pause 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:50.559 it and I can write down everything verbatim, but I'm 0:10:50.600 --> 0:10:54.000 staying in a hotel and so I can't pause it, 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.880 and so like this is it's also like the handwriting 0:10:56.960 --> 0:10:59.719 is the insane scribbling a real time. So it was 0:10:59.760 --> 0:11:02.640 a it was really featuring. I went to The main 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:07.959 players were Crystal, who's give me Banas? Oh my god, 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.880 here's the first tie with an odd voice. It's like 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.600 as a Knight went on. She was barely audible by 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:18.440 the end. It's like, yeah, I don't like if you 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.440 if you can't help your voice, you can't help your voice. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.880 That that's not real. That's not real. It's not real. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:27.560 So it's definitely not real. She's so fucked up. Okay, 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.880 here we go. She's real crazy. So we start out 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:33.280 and and there's a preview of the episode and she says, 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:35.600 I'm not sure what I'm gonna do, but it's gonna 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:39.640 be flawless, like the do she a statement ever made. 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:42.559 I just wanted to like, if I were her, I 0:11:42.600 --> 0:11:45.199 would have wished I could have like disengaged my hands 0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:47.160 string enough to reach up and kick myself in the 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:50.360 teeth in the face. I said that. Um So, then 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:53.120 there's a whole thing out in the pool. There's young 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.720 Becca swimming like a little like she's she's just fun. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:00.360 Just care for she's a fun man. He's just swim 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:04.960 with your kids before she fox your husband. That's fun. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:07.960 I'm a good sport like horseback right always with like 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.240 some sort of shrug off her shoulders, like put your 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.640 fucking coat up. Yeah, what did she saying? I can't 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.600 I always have to be in first. Yeah, it's like 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:19.760 her first, Like, dude, doesn't make you mysterious, It just 0:12:19.800 --> 0:12:23.880 means you shop it forever. Nothing wrong with that. Um 0:12:23.920 --> 0:12:27.200 so then we so there's everybody's just like realizing that 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.400 she's a real threat. She's swimming by the pool and 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:33.199 everybody's talking about the age difference. Does you know, Oh 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:35.400 my god, Like they're sitting up the big age difference 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:38.760 and like and they're all like for sure when already 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:43.599 finds out she's gone, and like noun, not only is 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:47.040 she not gone, it's going to be a YEA was 0:12:47.120 --> 0:12:50.120 like watching the monument. You can see him get so 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:53.760 erect when she said she was two and thumb at 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:57.560 the bottom of the chail and that's what crashing out 0:12:57.559 --> 0:13:00.199 of his dick like, And that's what I was done 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.720 with him, because I was like, if you're only turned 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:04.120 on because she's younger. Then you're creeping me out. He 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.240 was like, I thought you were twenty six, but you're 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:10.640 Oh my god, you're barely laying. Oh you know, he's 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:17.319 so turned. I'm playori. Uh so they so they're swimming 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:21.600 and somebody and then Crystal goes, this is a man 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.760 who knows what he wants, and I'll be the voice 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.839 of reason and that voice of reality. And then they 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.360 wheel out, but you shouldn't say anything about voice. I'm 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.320 my girl, you should. And then they reel out the 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:36.960 corpse of Chris Harrison, who's like, ladies, like an animatronic. 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:40.640 He's like, ladies, it's time to pack your already's already left. 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:42.760 And they have to pretend like they care. Nobody wants 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.640 to funk are. They wanted to suck Peter, but Peter 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:47.760 wasn't available, so they're like, pack your bags. You're going 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:52.160 on a world tour. First stop, self like talkout what 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.120 the fund is? Self Like, I don't know what that means? 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:58.439 What is self like tall because it's where they can film. Yeah, 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:01.240 I mean I don't know. Maybe regularly somebody somebody treated 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.000 at us and it was like the first place we 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:06.240 got a group on was selth Light. Have you ever 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:08.559 been to Lake Tahoe? I have not. It actually like 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:10.680 pretty it is, it's supposed to be great. I have 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.720 a friend that just Chris friend Joe, he just performed 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:15.679 at Late Tahoe the improv and he says, we should 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:20.040 all if you're listening South Like Tahoe improv Sarah Cloona 0:14:20.080 --> 0:14:22.760 and I want to do a tech in. Did you 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.280 do you get as uncomfortable as I do when they 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:27.720 have to run through like Marriott's and stuff and seem 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:30.600 excited about like the lodge and they're like it's like 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:34.480 Tahoe and the binocular thing, Like yeah, I get really 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:38.080 uncomfortable when they have to act excited about anything any 0:14:38.240 --> 0:14:39.960 like when you see and particularly when it's like the 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.520 Bachelorette and you see like grown men having to jump 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:46.200 on beds like here we are and like Malmo sweeded 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:51.520 like feather like pillow fights, like grown men having pillow fights. 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:54.240 So they go up to South Lake Tahoe. He checks 0:14:54.280 --> 0:14:57.520 into the hard rock the girls check into like the 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.480 lodge from smoking the Bear or something or like it 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:03.760 just feels like it's from like some cartoon child cartoon, 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:09.000 and and he goes, I think when you travel and 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:12.520 do new things, it just helps to strengthen a bond. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:17.800 That's what he fucking said. Why do you hate him? 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:19.960 Don't because he gets on my nerves. I don't know. 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:22.760 I don't know what it is, because, well, because he 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.600 doesn't care about what anyone says. He doesn't have any 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.160 interest in them, Like how about forced a bond by 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.200 like or how about get a bond by like asking 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:34.080 people about anybody anything anything? Well, in some ways, like 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:35.760 when you look at the women that he actually does 0:15:35.800 --> 0:15:38.600 seem to have a connection with, like Becca, the girl 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:40.760 that he just like, I just want to spoil you from, 0:15:40.800 --> 0:15:43.280 like the one, the long haired one from the first day, 0:15:43.360 --> 0:15:47.720 which was so uncomfortable, but like she actually like it's 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.640 a smart, grounded woman and actually talk to him like yeah, 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:52.040 I thought they had like a thing. And then all 0:15:52.040 --> 0:15:55.080 of a sudden, it seems like she's like on the 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.920 back burner. My I know, my theory last week was 0:15:57.920 --> 0:15:59.520 that she was going to win, But now I feel 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:03.040 like might be surely sure? Hair, I think I do 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:04.920 you think he's going to make everybody angry and pick 0:16:05.040 --> 0:16:07.160 this Chary? I think at some point he no, because 0:16:07.160 --> 0:16:11.000 she doesn't want to be with him, and he knows it, 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:13.640 like that's the fact. It is, like she is, she 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.480 just wants to be on TV. She's got some Instagram followers, 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:19.760 she does some fun things. She's cute and funny. So 0:16:20.240 --> 0:16:22.960 she doesn't want to be with Ari. No, not remotely. 0:16:23.080 --> 0:16:26.520 She's so young. She should be with like Dean Um. 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:29.080 So then she's so young that he was able to 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:31.920 put his entire hand through her hoop earring last night. 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:34.560 She was wearing such a big hoop aaron that he 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:36.320 actually put I was like, so, I was like, oh 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.480 my god, he's gonna move his hand and rip out 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:41.800 her earing. His entire hand went through the hoop. So 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:43.880 I don't know if he has tiny hands or if 0:16:43.920 --> 0:16:47.360 she just wears the God, I hope he has tiny 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:50.680 whole He was like holding his whole hand was through. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.720 Oh my god. That's so good. So then so then 0:16:53.760 --> 0:16:56.880 she shows up and so they go and they have 0:16:57.320 --> 0:16:59.920 the one on one Cianne, who's way too good for her, 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:05.280 get the one on one date and crystals, Like Cianne 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:07.040 has a one on one day to day and she's 0:17:07.080 --> 0:17:10.080 probably going home tonight and that makes me so happy. 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:14.160 Good luck. It's like fuck, you you are the word. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.160 She's so mean. I don't like her. She's so mean. Yeah. 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:18.879 And then and like even on the first thing, she 0:17:18.960 --> 0:17:23.439 kept interrupting and she's like, let's get advice bad at me. 0:17:23.760 --> 0:17:26.920 Oh my god, it's just like she's like it was 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.439 like she's like, I just feel bad, Like we just 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:31.879 have such a connection like that, you should get your 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:34.880 time that it's hard because we have a connection. It's like, yeah, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:36.040 we get it. You had if we went to his 0:17:36.080 --> 0:17:38.200 fucking house, you met his dog, Like I get it. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.199 Oh yeah, that was weird. That was so that was 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:44.480 so weird. Feels like his mom. Why did they decide 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:47.359 to bring she did? Why did they decide to bring 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:51.679 date two on? To meet parents like the woman who 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:53.520 looked just like his mom, to meet his mom who 0:17:53.560 --> 0:17:56.719 loved her? The mom the only woman in America who 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:58.720 loved Crystal is Alreadys mom, which I think said something 0:17:58.760 --> 0:18:01.560 about why I always walked up Yeah that's true. Um. 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.639 So then they go this date, she's so sweet and 0:18:04.680 --> 0:18:11.720 they go parasailing, the lowest parasailing I've gone parasailing, parasailing 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:17.959 in Mexico, in Mexico, and was like and then I ate, uh, 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.600 some spare ribs at Carlos and Charlie's because I know, guys, 0:18:21.600 --> 0:18:23.359 if you go to Mexico and you're like, you know what, 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.520 I'm gonna go off roading and eat a rack or ribs, 0:18:26.280 --> 0:18:28.440 I don't you might want to do that in the States. 0:18:28.640 --> 0:18:32.840 I threw up thirteen times on one night. Yeah, racker 0:18:32.920 --> 0:18:36.119 ribs in Mexico at a most and Charlie seems like 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.720 an odd twice. It seems like your parents weren't paying attention. 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:40.800 Oh you know what, and that's how you're going to comment, 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:44.639 like good luck in Mexico. I'll be at the swim 0:18:44.720 --> 0:18:48.920 up bar moz Tequila porpa works. Um. So they go, 0:18:49.160 --> 0:18:53.000 they go in the little school with parasailing date and 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:55.600 and she's just like and then they go on this 0:18:55.680 --> 0:18:58.119 day on the beach and he didn't ask that, just 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:00.679 the silence. He's like, well we've or not. It's just 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:04.320 like yo, you know, he goes waves are awesome like this, 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:07.320 see's awesome. I love the sea. That's the other thing 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:10.880 about him is I and I understand that I say 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:13.280 it at times too. I try to be aware of it. 0:19:13.560 --> 0:19:15.800 The amount of times everyone says like on the back 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:19.200 short makes me want to, but he thirty six year 0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:21.399 old man, he does, and he says it more than 0:19:21.440 --> 0:19:23.520 all the girls. I haven't noticed that because I know 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:25.760 I started noticing it last night when I started getting 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:27.320 angry with him, when he had his little tiny hand 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:34.760 through its tiny like the Christian wage character that he's got, 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:37.840 like a micro penis and tiny hands. So just waves 0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:40.560 are awesome and using the word like every other sentence, 0:19:40.600 --> 0:19:43.200 I'm like, what is your You know? I became aware 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:46.760 watching him because I feel like I do this and 0:19:46.840 --> 0:19:49.480 now I really hope I never do it again. He 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:53.800 keeps referring to them as girls and not women like 0:19:53.880 --> 0:19:56.439 you girls, and I'm aware. I'm like, I guess, I 0:19:56.440 --> 0:19:58.400 don't know, like in this climate, right, there's something about 0:19:58.400 --> 0:20:00.160 me it's like, and I know I do that too. 0:20:00.880 --> 0:20:03.440 But if you're not a man dating fifteen women and 0:20:03.560 --> 0:20:09.880 I'm forty eight year old, uh race car driver slash 0:20:10.119 --> 0:20:14.960 like fucking century twenty one employee, that's like just fingering 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:19.320 my way through every like unemployed actress in Los Angeles. 0:20:19.480 --> 0:20:21.160 But I hope to be one day. I can't wait. 0:20:22.600 --> 0:20:25.520 So they go, and so she's like really feeling vulnerable. 0:20:26.000 --> 0:20:28.520 She really got rab by her parents at the age 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:31.439 of fourteen. It was like, love isn't safe. I can't like, 0:20:31.480 --> 0:20:33.520 I just learned like it was a lot of love 0:20:33.600 --> 0:20:38.520 isn't safe and and but I did like the there 0:20:38.520 --> 0:20:41.720 are other girls who this love story looks like it's 0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.280 more appropriate for them, like and I like, I thought 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:47.359 I liked her pointing that out that you know, you 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:49.840 always see it was always the white girl on the end. 0:20:49.840 --> 0:20:52.359 It's always like that. She just didn't grow up with 0:20:52.359 --> 0:20:55.000 that image. And then what kind of bum me out 0:20:55.240 --> 0:20:57.399 was like at some point he was like, maybe this 0:20:57.440 --> 0:21:00.360 is the beginning of like our loves And I just thought, 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:02.760 you're not going to pick her? Man, like, don't funk 0:21:02.760 --> 0:21:07.639 with this lovely, brilliant, Harvard educated young lady. I don't know. 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:09.760