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Speaker 2: I mean that potentially could be a better outcome. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you don't want to be on a terrible and his

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hopefully you're not related to whatever gene pool is

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Speaker 2: Also, if you're a test tube baby, like, are you

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Speaker 2: like half test tube you are?

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Speaker 1: Do you like, can you just measure anything? Are you

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Speaker 1: automatically a scientist? Do you have an IQ of over

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Speaker 1: one fifty?

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Speaker 2: You could guess all like anytime. It's like, you know,

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Speaker 2: guess how many gumballs are in this hole? If someone

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Speaker 2: has seven gumballs in a bowl, they do not deserve

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Speaker 2: to run this contest.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. On to the store, to the story. So,

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Speaker 1: my dad was fifty six and my mom was forty

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Speaker 1: six when me and my twin sister were born. That's old,

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Speaker 1: is frank, Bro? Your parents are that old. They're freaking old.

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Speaker 3: Bro.

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Speaker 2: That mom's cooucie was working overtime.

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Speaker 1: Jesus. Also, I mean, like, like you gotta like to

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Speaker 1: be able to birth at that age, Like that's tough. Yeah, congrats,

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Speaker 1: my dad died in two thousand and seven, when my

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Speaker 1: twin sister and I were twelve. He had been a

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Speaker 1: heavy drinker and smoker since he was ten. Ten.

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Speaker 2: Bro, you got a heavy drinker and smoker when you

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Speaker 2: were ten, That's insane.

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Speaker 1: The only thing I was drinking was like juice box.

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Speaker 2: I was getting wasted off of the apple juice, the lots.

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Speaker 1: Though. The closest thing I came to smoking was like

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Speaker 1: playing with hot wheels.

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Speaker 2: The closest thing for me was the Smarties when they oh,

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Speaker 1: Don't do lines as Smarties anyway. He passed at sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: My man all like decades of very poor health, so

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Speaker 1: all right, start off strong. It's starting off strong. A

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Speaker 1: Reddit story right here. My mom and dad were married

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Speaker 1: since nineteen seventy three and tried for many years to

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Speaker 1: have children until they had my sister in nineteen ninety four.

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Speaker 1: My mom only has us but my dad had a

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Speaker 2: Thirty years older. B Yeah, it makes sense, like twenty

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Speaker 2: six and fifty six. Bro, that's absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: That's that's that's crazy, stupid thirty years old.

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Speaker 2: What are the biggest difference in age has ever been?

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Speaker 1: Probably I have no idea. A lot dudes can shoot

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Speaker 2: True, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, this guy is working. I've met my older sister

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Speaker 1: several times, but we aren't close due to the age difference,

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Speaker 1: because thirty years is a lot. It's like, dude, I'm

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Speaker 1: watching Stranger Things. You're a living stranger things. You know

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Speaker 1: that age difference. He also had two daughters from another

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Speaker 1: marriage that we never met. How many how many kids

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Speaker 1: Know they live in California and have first names? Gee?

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Speaker 1: What what intel? Yo? If you do want more intel

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Speaker 1: on that, you could check public data checks right bank

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Speaker 1: and bio find your family members, find their criminal records,

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Speaker 1: their dental records. Well not the dental records, but you

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Speaker 2: They are criminal records. I mean you can literally get

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, check public data check so you can snoop

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Speaker 1: on all your family history. They also did not speak

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Speaker 1: As I've gotten older and I've had kids of my own,

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Speaker 1: She said she also didn't know how to contact them.

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Speaker 2: That's that's what the twenty three member and your family Yeah,

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Speaker 2: everybody including you, including me, Yeah, twenty three family members

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Speaker 1: This is like the whitest thing ever. Oh ready ready yea.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, I'm freaking Japanese. Let me go to Tokyo,

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Speaker 2: right freaking now. Brother popping on a flight to Ghana

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Speaker 2: tomorrow to me my brethren with the kinty cloth, about

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Speaker 2: to sing all of gold digger. You know, literally, my

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're ready one percent. I'm in. I'm as white

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, I didn't. I didn't get the

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Speaker 1: I love like I feel like like white people collect

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Speaker 1: What is surprising, though, is I found four half sisters,

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Speaker 1: he had some unclaimed kids running around. So excitedly, I

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Speaker 1: that's part of the twenty three lives that you could

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Speaker 2: Listen slang in that sausage, bro.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what they say, If your story don't

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Speaker 1: good story. Case closed, case closed. Baby. My twin and

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Speaker 2: Stupid Mary, your thumb ass.

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Speaker 1: I felt terrible for my mom as well as this,

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Speaker 1: and this would mean he definitely cheated on my mom.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, my dad was scum of the earth.

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Speaker 1: I just tell Mary that my our father was actually

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Speaker 1: like those sperm bank agencies are actually like fairly reputable,

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Speaker 1: Did hear about what? But that?

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Speaker 2: What was that through the.

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Speaker 1: Really? What what was to the sperm bank? IVF? No?

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Speaker 2: That guy that got like I think it was like

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Speaker 1: I think it was like a maybe it was IVF.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like he was I thought he was a

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Speaker 2: we're gonna we're gonna let everyone in the town be

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Speaker 1: Like right right. He dropped out of seventh grade, probably

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Speaker 2: You sweet, sweet child, you sweet naive child.

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Speaker 1: It's at this moment my friend Miranda said, you and

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Speaker 1: All of this didn't seem likely. I also have type

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Speaker 1: I'm currently looking at my half brother's pictures and he

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Speaker 1: them their dad because he's actually none of our dads. Woo,

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Speaker 1: you don't say pretty sweet? My dad might be a

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Speaker 1: doctor and not a raging alcoholic, though, so that's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's it.

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Speaker 1: Do you want the update? There's an update? That was

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Speaker 1: a freaking update. My mom admitted it. We are all

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Speaker 1: IVF babies. I texted my half sisters this morning to

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Speaker 1: let them know, this will be a great party story

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Speaker 1: and that's it, and that's it. That's it. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I mean this poor guy did not see the evidence

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Speaker 2: stacking up against him. Oh it, girl, she did not

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Speaker 2: understand that evidence stacking up against it.

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Speaker 1: I know. I feel like I caught it. Like halfway

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Speaker 1: through the story. I'm like, Okay, this is definitely like.

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Speaker 2: Something's off here. It's like, oh wow, it's it's it's

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Speaker 2: like like like she was describing in and it's like okay,

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Speaker 2: so that means the sperm banking network is wrong, and

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Speaker 2: then this family is wrong, and then this family is wrong.

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Speaker 2: It's like, bro, when everyone's wrong, you don't want to.

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Speaker 1: Say it right exactly. Yeah, I mean like there's only

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Speaker 1: so many people that can be wrong. Also, would you

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Speaker 1: rather have a sperm donor as a father or an

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Speaker 1: alcoholic as a father?

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Speaker 2: Well, see here's the problem. It doesn't matter because that's

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Speaker 2: the person who raised them. Ah. I will say it's

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Speaker 2: better to be raised by the alcoholic, but actually.

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Speaker 1: Not related to the alcoholic. Yeah, that is, rather be

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Speaker 1: raised by the alcoholic than the sperm donor.

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Speaker 3: Uh no, I'm in any scenario alcoholic don't want to

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Speaker 3: be raised by an alcoholic, but I do I would

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Speaker 3: right if I have to be raised by the alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: Either way, I would rather not be related because then like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: probably all of the other traits. I mean, you gets

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Speaker 2: smoking and drinking at ten years old?

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 2: Like Italian mafia cartoon? Like, what the fuck is happening

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Speaker 2: right now? He's like, yeah, she started smroking and drinking

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Speaker 2: at eleven years old, never stops, had a Papa cap

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Speaker 2: in a Buster