Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
Speaker 1: consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Everybody has that
Speaker 1: guy in their life who tells them after the fact that,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I want to bet. Oh yeah, I had
Speaker 1: that teaser. Oh yeah, I took the under on that. Well,
Speaker 1: that friend in my life I've known for over two decades.
Speaker 1: His name is Bad Larry. That's all you need to know.
Speaker 1: His name is Bad Larry. And I thought, well, we
Speaker 1: have Bad Larry on making picks every week. Dylan, who
Speaker 1: runs graphics for us here on the Dan Patrick Show,
Speaker 1: is a degenerate gambler, and we thought, well, why not
Speaker 1: have a podcast where we let the audience in on
Speaker 1: what goes on here at the Dan Patrick Show. So
Speaker 1: Bad Lairy, welcome to the program. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Dan and Dylan. It's great that you're here. But then
Speaker 1: you had to be here because you work on the ship.
Speaker 1: I was already here. Okay, who wants to lead off?
Speaker 1: And if you have to explain anything to the audience
Speaker 1: who might not be as well versed on gambling in
Speaker 1: the games. Now, just who's got anything on tonight's game? Um?
Speaker 1: I do I have one? So I have a parlay
Speaker 1: with something from this tonight's game involved in it. And
Speaker 1: I have a prop bet that I really Okay, Larry,
Speaker 1: do you have anything on the Cowboys? I do not
Speaker 1: have anything on tonight's game, dance, so go at it?
Speaker 1: Go ah? Alrighty, Well, so the prop that I really
Speaker 1: like is dak over to nine and a half passing yards. Um,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess he'll be running for his life a lot,
Speaker 1: and if they pick up where they left off with
Speaker 1: him last year, he'll be throwing the ball up. I
Speaker 1: think that's fair. I like that, Okay, safe? All right?
Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us how many units you
Speaker 1: have on it? So that one? I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: that's probably gonna be a one unity. Um yeah, just
Speaker 1: dipping your tea tells you like something. Have a little
Speaker 1: action on the game tonight. Um. And then I have
Speaker 1: a parlay that is involved. So I was just looking
Speaker 1: and it looks like the line for that game move
Speaker 1: to nine. So it's bucks by nine all right? Um,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna take the Cowboys plus two points big
Speaker 1: Week one spread. So I'll take the dog in a
Speaker 1: parlay with the Cardinals and Titans over fifty two and
Speaker 1: a half and Chargers plus one. All right, uh Jack,
Speaker 1: our intern is writing all this stuff down just so
Speaker 1: people will be able to follow this. Um, bad lair.
Speaker 1: What's your first bed of the weekend? Okay, since we're
Speaker 1: he wants to do one unit, I'm gonna do five
Speaker 1: units on the Buffalo Bills given six and a half
Speaker 1: to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Okay, so you're you're going deep
Speaker 1: on on Buffalo. Okay, that's that's your big one this weekend.
Speaker 1: Do you like any any other game? Uh? Similarly? Um, No,
Speaker 1: other games will be five units, dan, um, but I
Speaker 1: have one to three, four, five other NFL games and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna do three six two team teasers in
Speaker 1: the NFL. Let's go, Let's do college. Okay, I only
Speaker 1: bet to college games this week. Um. I don't like
Speaker 1: that in college the first week out fifty year seniors.
Speaker 1: You know, COVID protocol. I'm not interested. I'd like to
Speaker 1: see the week play out a little bit, but I
Speaker 1: do have to college games. Being from the Jersey Shore,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take out one unit on Rutgers. Okay, they
Speaker 1: put up a little nice number on Temple last week.
Speaker 1: I figured they're going to go up to Syracusan and
Speaker 1: handle them. Do we want with minus two? Okay? Minus two?
Speaker 1: You got Rutgers correct? And then just uh an odd
Speaker 1: affiliation with Notre Dame. I will take Notre Dame minus
Speaker 1: sixteen and a half. Um and is that a a
Speaker 1: one unit as well? One? I will anything that's not
Speaker 1: a one unit thing I will point out to you. Okay, uh,
Speaker 1: do you have college games? Yes? I do. I am
Speaker 1: staying away from Notre Dame because they burned me last weekend.
Speaker 1: Pretty bad. I'm sure that happened to a lot of
Speaker 1: the people too. Um. But one, I really like it's
Speaker 1: Buffalo plus fourteen against Nebraska, and Notre Dame doesn't know
Speaker 1: that they burned you. Then that that now you're not
Speaker 1: going to bet on them. I know they don't know
Speaker 1: that you like this won't affect their performance because they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we burned Dylan last time. We don't know. Okay, Um,
Speaker 1: this is why Vegas always wins. Larry, you know, with
Speaker 1: with opinions like that sentiment like that, Yeah, well we'll
Speaker 1: we'll work on that. We'll work on Dylan on that
Speaker 1: a little later, now I do, Okay, So what else
Speaker 1: do you have? Um? Alright, So Buffalo plus fourteen and
Speaker 1: I have Texas A and M minus seventeen against Colorado.
Speaker 1: I think A and m's a wagon. Um, and I
Speaker 1: don't really trust Colorado. Okay, any other picks this weekend?
Speaker 1: College wise, I've got one underdog UM Iowa and Iowa
Speaker 1: State play and I like Iowa plus one sixty five
Speaker 1: on the money line. I think Iowa State was underwhelming
Speaker 1: they usually are at the beginning of season. And I think,
Speaker 1: you know, little rivalry game, why not sprinkle on the underdog? Okay?
Speaker 1: Explain the money line for people who don't gamble. So
Speaker 1: the money line is just a straight up that so
Speaker 1: to win, no point spread involved. So Iowa's underdog UM
Speaker 1: by a few points, so them to win straight up
Speaker 1: you're getting you know, it would be a hundred to
Speaker 1: win one st Okay, So plus money all right? Now
Speaker 1: to the NFL. Uh Larry stayed away from the Cowboys
Speaker 1: and the Buccaneers. Dylan went a little bit in on
Speaker 1: that game. Uh, Larry has Steelers over the Bills. That's
Speaker 1: his big pick for the weekend. D Buffalo Bills over
Speaker 1: the Bills over the Steers. Happened with all my friends
Speaker 1: to day, and after I give them winners, they put
Speaker 1: it in wrong. Okay, once again, Larry bad Larry is
Speaker 1: taking the Bills over the Steelers in a big way. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: anything else, yes for me? Yeah, I like the Titans
Speaker 1: minus three. These are all one unit bestand Titans Titans
Speaker 1: minus three, Panthers minus five, Jacksonville minus three, and you
Speaker 1: can check these lines for me. Um they're all one units.
Speaker 1: And then gun to my head to get a couple
Speaker 1: more games, and I'll go San Francisco minus seven and
Speaker 1: the Rams minus seven and a half. Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: have to pick more games, because I don't want you
Speaker 1: to come back and go, yeah, you maybe pick a
Speaker 1: couple more games. No, no, there, I'll take. I'll take
Speaker 1: all those games, all one all one units, except for
Speaker 1: the Buffalo games five units. Okay, I thought you said
Speaker 1: unless you said it that everything was one unit, correct, Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, what else? Um, So I'll been playing
Speaker 1: a similar strategy all one units, and I got one
Speaker 1: big five unit that I like. Um, So Dolphins plus
Speaker 1: three against Patriots, that's gonna be a unit. Um Seahawks
Speaker 1: minus two and a half versus Colts. Um, I might
Speaker 1: have actually bumped down up to two units. I really
Speaker 1: like that one. Um the Seahawks. I actually I found
Speaker 1: this stat that the Seahawks in the Eastern time zone
Speaker 1: since Russ started our win percentage. So that means absolutely nothing,
Speaker 1: but I like it because. Um and then my five
Speaker 1: unit bet this is sort of an emotional bet for me.
Speaker 1: But Ravens minus four against the Raiders. I think it's
Speaker 1: disrespectful line and I think the Ravens kill him. Larry,
Speaker 1: you've been doing this a long time. In fact, you
Speaker 1: gave up your job in real estate fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1: Um Morgan banking Dan, but yeah, affiliated with the real
Speaker 1: estate business. Okay, So Larry was in mortgage banking and uh,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't have a job anymore, like a regular job,
Speaker 1: full time job. Uh. What advice would you get to Dylan?
Speaker 1: He seems to let a motion play a role in gambling. Well,
Speaker 1: one thing, just for our little game here, When does
Speaker 1: he gonna decide if that's a one unit or two units?
Speaker 1: Bet a we're gonna wait till Monday on that, or
Speaker 1: are you gonna We're gonna He's gonna decide that. Now
Speaker 1: that's been decided right now, that's my five unit bet.
Speaker 1: You just said one you might go, then you just
Speaker 1: say you want you might go to units on. No,
Speaker 1: that was Seahawks. Wait, you just told us to listen
Speaker 1: to you, and then you don't listen to Dylan. I'm not,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I really not too worried about Dylan's pecks. Really, Dylan,
Speaker 1: we still have our Seattle wins the Super Bowl? Are
Speaker 1: you minding your little private bet? Right? Yeah? Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: explain that last week? Explain this. So these guys talked
Speaker 1: last week and you picked the Seattle see supersonic Seahawks. Uh, whatever,
Speaker 1: the Mariners, somebody to win the Super Bowl right against Buffalo. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It doesn't even matter who was against.
Speaker 1: If Seattle wins a super Bowl, take Dal in the
Speaker 1: dinner anywhere he wants to go in the country. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the world's greatest hamburgers a whole lot more. Uh, Larry,
Speaker 1: did you have a Super Bowl pick last week? I
Speaker 1: I did, just because you forced me into it already.
Speaker 1: I don't like these future bats. But let me just
Speaker 1: see who I took. Yeah, I gave you the Chiefs
Speaker 1: over the Packers. I didn't give you a winner. I
Speaker 1: gave you that the super Bowl. Okay, but you don't
Speaker 1: have to make a pick. It's just I don't want
Speaker 1: you to tell me going into super Bowl week when
Speaker 1: you go, yeah, I liked the Chiefs over the Packers
Speaker 1: in the Super Bow. No, I don't have any action
Speaker 1: on that, So no, I don't. I don't have a
Speaker 1: super Bowl pick down yet. Okay, all right, once we
Speaker 1: get to the super Bowl, you'll have a pick on
Speaker 1: the super Bowl. That's the day I do do some
Speaker 1: prop bets and we'll have a little fun with that.
Speaker 1: What's everybody has a bad beat? Layer? What's your bad beat? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: I can give you two of them, just from last
Speaker 1: year I had. I can't remember even a team, so
Speaker 1: I can't remember the one. But the first one was
Speaker 1: and I was betting on fan duel and it was
Speaker 1: a lock I had whoever the winning team was given
Speaker 1: three or something games over, and there was like four
Speaker 1: ladder rolls fumbled and the other team recovered in the
Speaker 1: end zone. To cover the spread and beat me. But
Speaker 1: Sanduel gave the money back because they beat me. And
Speaker 1: the other one was the Hailmary They name plays that
Speaker 1: me beat me Dan Hail Murray when uh, Golden Tate
Speaker 1: pushed the guy and then caught them all in the
Speaker 1: end zone. Wait are you know you're talking about Kyler Murray. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the name that the Hail Marie. Yeah, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: Golden Tate, DeAndre, DeAndre Hopkins, DeAndre someone someone seated in
Speaker 1: the adzone. And then Larry I think the other the
Speaker 1: game we were talking about before, I think was Brown's
Speaker 1: right when they got a safety in the end zone
Speaker 1: to cover or to and like with like three seconds left,
Speaker 1: Sanduel gave everyone their money back. That had no um
Speaker 1: future best but anyone who bet the game and not
Speaker 1: in game before the game started, bet the game, Vandal
Speaker 1: gave you your money back. That's how, you know, just
Speaker 1: a brutal beat there, Like we don't even care, We'll
Speaker 1: just give you this. We don't even if we were embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You want to lose to many people over this will
Speaker 1: get money back deal? You got bad beat? That comes
Speaker 1: to mind? Um, there was I know obviously, well so
Speaker 1: Notre Dame last weekend was brutal. Um. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: the worst beat ever. It's played out a little bit
Speaker 1: over time, but was well. Larry told you to stay
Speaker 1: away from it. Yeah, I can look good for a
Speaker 1: while that I opened a lot of teasers Notre Dame Buffalo,
Speaker 1: Notre Dame Buffalo. So there, the teasers are still alive.
Speaker 1: But I can't. I don't want to bring it up
Speaker 1: for your show because you and I both know it,
Speaker 1: and you have it on tape, but we hadn't started yet.
Speaker 1: So okay, so you have bad b for me, although
Speaker 1: being up eighteen going to the fourth quarter and not
Speaker 1: covering does hurt people. But you have Notre Dame from
Speaker 1: last week, and you've teased with Buffalo this week with
Speaker 1: the Steelers. Correct with with the Bills. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: Buffalo that was given six and a half. So I
Speaker 1: brought it down on a half and the Bills were
Speaker 1: given six and a half. Butt down on a half.
Speaker 1: And that's still alive. But I don't want that to count.
Speaker 1: That doesn't No, no, no, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: But you still brought it up, Larry. We do have
Speaker 1: that tape buried though, so if we need tone No, no no,
Speaker 1: I'm sure Larry said it, but we're not counting that.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's okay, I agree. Point I. I have
Speaker 1: the ultimate bad beat. And this was when I was gambling,
Speaker 1: and uh it was the Packers Bears and I all
Speaker 1: I needed was Green Bay to kick a field goal
Speaker 1: and I would cover. Having the Bears and Chester Markle
Speaker 1: kicked a field goal, it was blocked. He got the
Speaker 1: ball and the kicker ran it in for a touchdown
Speaker 1: and I lost. Like I don't know if that Like
Speaker 1: how many times in the history of the NFL has
Speaker 1: a kicker had a kick blocked and then run it
Speaker 1: in for a touchdown and covered the Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a bad beat. It might be the one, maybe twice
Speaker 1: there maybe one other time that that happened. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know, but I mean that's a bad beat. That's
Speaker 1: that that when you know, when I got out of
Speaker 1: the gambling business, you know, I started thinking about the
Speaker 1: bat everybody talks about, you know when they win. It's
Speaker 1: those bad beats that that drive you out. Well, there
Speaker 1: was I remember last season it was I think Seahawks
Speaker 1: Eagles and like Thursday night football or something, and the
Speaker 1: line was six I think, and literally just ultimate garbage time.
Speaker 1: T D went just chucks in the end zone is
Speaker 1: score with like twenty seconds less, and it's like, well
Speaker 1: that's over. Yeah, all game. It feels like every Sunday
Speaker 1: Night game it goes down to the last two minutes.
Speaker 1: It might have been Sunday Night. You know, there's always
Speaker 1: and then something always someone gets screwed one way or
Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, alright, so anything else bad layer. I
Speaker 1: have my teasers still that I'll give you. I agree
Speaker 1: with you, guys on Sunday night come triel down. A
Speaker 1: lot of times those Thursday night games do that same thing.
Speaker 1: It's kindly the only one game on it's a little
Speaker 1: more scrutiny on it, all right, So give me your teasers. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's damn for your audience. These are two team teasers.
Speaker 1: You get to adjust both games by six points. Um.
Speaker 1: So I have Buffalo Panthers, Buffalo SAMs the same games,
Speaker 1: I bet now I put all of those in teasers.
Speaker 1: Buffalo Panthers, Buffalo San Francisco, Buffalo Rams, Panthers, San Francisco
Speaker 1: Panthers Rams, San Francisco Rams. They are all two team teasers.
Speaker 1: They're all one unit. How many games do you normally
Speaker 1: bet over a weekend? Um, this is about normal, and
Speaker 1: you know, five or six teams, and then it will
Speaker 1: get a little more when we get into the college
Speaker 1: football season and I start that in little college. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it less now, but I used to go
Speaker 1: down to parlay rabbit hole or you just have like
Speaker 1: one of them sitting there like I don't. But isn't
Speaker 1: the logic don't parlay? Yeah, it's there's a reason you
Speaker 1: get good on. And even teasers too can be like
Speaker 1: I mean, there are a lot of times there are
Speaker 1: ten and twelve point games in the NFL. I think
Speaker 1: the Sursday night game is the biggest biggest spread. It's not,
Speaker 1: it's only nine. I think is this week one of
Speaker 1: my things? Right? Usually, so this is an anomaly here.
Speaker 1: Usually only about three team teasers in the NFL. But
Speaker 1: there's no reason to this week, no reason about a
Speaker 1: third team teaser because Dan, you get three ten points
Speaker 1: on each of those spreads, and that will be a
Speaker 1: bet I will be making most of the NFL year,
Speaker 1: just this week is not one of them. All Right, Well,
Speaker 1: we'll talk next week and uh, we'll tabulate how both
Speaker 1: you guys do and uh bad lair. I know you've
Speaker 1: got a busy schedule doing nothing since you don't have
Speaker 1: a full time job, so we'll let you. Okay, Well, Dan,
Speaker 1: when you get to be my age, you're going to
Speaker 1: a lot of funerals and I just love to a
Speaker 1: fingeral mass. And now I have the repass that I
Speaker 1: have to get to. Um. Thankfully, it's well it's not thankfully,
Speaker 1: but it's right across the street from my house. It's
Speaker 1: my friend's mom who's age, so it's not a real
Speaker 1: sad one. And I'm not that old yet, Dan, so
Speaker 1: it's still mothers or friends of mine who are dying.
Speaker 1: Way to bring down the show there, l again, this
Speaker 1: is a celebration of life across this Okay, Yeah, good luck,
Speaker 1: Um I the one you just had one bet that
Speaker 1: I didn't like. Oh I'm not taking it. I'm just
Speaker 1: this is between you guys and me. Um, I like
Speaker 1: IOWA stayed over. I I don't. I don't like your
Speaker 1: bet there, but this will be fun. We will talk later,
Speaker 1: all right.