WEBVTT - Darius McCrary Returns 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:16.200 Calgarry Audio. What's up you mother suckers? Welcome to another 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:19.119 episode Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host. Michael Black said, 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:24.320 I'm never alone. That's right, Mike. You remember that one 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.400 best friend? Chinese best friends always here with me? Man, 0:00:28.280 --> 0:00:30.720 what's life like without a best friend? And then only 0:00:31.200 --> 0:00:34.159 you're just a best friend Chinese? You're also Chinese, but 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:38.920 you're Filipino, Mike, I'm half. It's okay, I hope. I mean, 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.560 who claim you? Filipinos are Chinese niggas which want to 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:46.760 claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more because social media 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:49.240 is not allowed in China. I might have to change 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:53.240 my name, Michael. My followers have been stocked for two 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:57.200 years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers in 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:00.240 two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time might 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:04.880 tag you. What happens I lose followers? Yeah, because they 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:08.600 know that I'm with you, and then I gain followers 0:01:08.640 --> 0:01:10.960 when you don't post anything, and they'd be like, where 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:14.600 you want to change your name too? Filipino best friend? 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:21.200 What are you wearing to today, Philippino's best friend? I'm 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.959 wearing a beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael, 0:01:25.959 --> 0:01:29.120 Blacks much. I'll make sure to return it. And it 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.760 was free closed from somebody people. Oh, is it is 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:38.520 that the name type? He was? He meant to spell 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:40.480 it that way. It was the type of yeah, I 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.679 can't wear it. This not the type of thanks a 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.200 lot type of for the free clothes. I don't know 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:48.800 his um I g I forgot it must be typo 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:53.440 typo at type of clothing. Maybe I don't. Best friend, 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:59.440 how about what you're wearing, Michael Blacks really nice today? Yeah? 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.760 I feel got animal like a cheater and a tiger 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:06.280 and a line. I'm all. I went to the FSA 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.600 starts to give me all the animal prints you have, 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.040 give it all to you once, all at one time. 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:14.880 Johnny's best friend. I'm just waiting for my free cloth 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:18.079 from this. Still hasn't give me for your clothes yet? Yeah, yeah, 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.440 I mean Christmas is coming. They're better because you're gonna 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:24.639 end up spending another twenty dollars over there. You could 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.360 buy a use Honda Civic with that. So you want 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.800 us to change your name to Philipino. Philippino best friends 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:34.520 talked about changing names. Guess who changed your name officially, 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:39.760 Kanye West, He's not like a Kanye He's now ye 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:43.880 hasn't he always been? Ye? Or not? He just by 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:50.440 myself with no last name, just first name. Ye. Okay, No, 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.880 he just he's just the name he's he's ye. You 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.519 just half a name. And he also has a half 0:02:56.560 --> 0:03:00.840 a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah, that game haircut looked like, uh, 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:03.040 he didn't pay his gardener. You know when you don't 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.240 pay your gardener when the garden's things. Stevie want to 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:08.120 cut his head. Or he got his hair cut in 0:03:08.160 --> 0:03:12.480 the dock, you know, Michael Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see, 0:03:12.480 --> 0:03:14.680 but he could hear. Maybe it is Barba cut his 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:17.280 hair with a michette, or they probably used the fucking iron. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:24.520 Kanye Yeezy, yee whatever your fucking name is. Um, get 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:27.880 a new barber, because I think super Cuts could get 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.520 give him a better hair. White people, Chinese best friend, 0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:34.280 I've never seen no goddamn black man's super cut. My 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.120 first haird cut in the United States was super Cuts, 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:42.000 Chinese best friend, You're not black? Super cuts was my first. 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:46.760 How many have you seen a black man as supercut? Oh? 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.800 You know what? Exactly. A matter of fact, I lived 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.400 next to it. I'm gonna go to drive by there tomorrow. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:56.240 Take you're right, take any just take a black dog. This. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.840 If they would be trying to cut that puppy's hair, 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.000 they felt weird. I remember that time when I was like, 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:05.200 please cut my hair, and yeah, because you know black, 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:08.680 you don't cut I have sucking scissors. Oh you can't 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:12.080 do a favorite, sisters, No, you can do a favorite. 0:04:12.240 --> 0:04:14.320 We need a faith. We need our hairline to be tight. 0:04:15.200 --> 0:04:17.080 That's why we have so much style. Man, you guys 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:19.920 just use a the same she used to cut clothes, 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:23.480 is what I used to cut your hair with. Now 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.160 you have no hair. Now, now you go to a 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.160 black bob because now you could use our fucking raise it. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:31.080 But I want to have the things that you're attached 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.200 in the hair that you want to we've Chinese, is 0:04:33.240 --> 0:04:35.920 that what they call that. We've even for men. Yeah, 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.480 you can't nice little cut weed. Yeah. If any barbers 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.600 are listening, I don't know if you're, but please give 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.240 me here. I would love to see you in the 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:48.600 black uh like way you want wait, want to have 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.760 the same hair as you know. That's that. Now you're 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:55.440 gonna need extensions, nigger. No, you don't need to, like 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:57.360 you want to put a wig on Chinnese beast, No, 0:04:57.520 --> 0:04:59.800 just they stick it with a superglue. So yeah, but 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:03.159 you know you want to cut my hair and add 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:06.080 Oh no, no, they have already made one, Mike made 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.600 like Indian horses or something else. So you're saying black 0:05:09.600 --> 0:05:12.040 people here made out of in horses. No, some guys 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:20.760 selling it. I hope the niggas are listening to Alibama Chinese. Yeah, 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:25.719 they sell everything from car parks every day. I bought 0:05:25.720 --> 0:05:27.680 a car park there the other day, but they gave 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.080 me a wrong one. Yeah, I was so pis for 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.640 your for your nineties sent me to Range from Range 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:37.400 over rage over here, I was. I cut my hand. 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.039 I was like digging there. You had one of the 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:43.640 first Colombo. I watched episode of Colombia and I think 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:46.440 I saw your range and Colombia was from like the 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:50.080 seventies and eighties. Mike Ranger always in two thousand and nine, 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:53.159 Michael Black said he only has two d and thousand miles. 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:57.200 I went back to the Moon and to Pluto. I 0:05:57.200 --> 0:06:01.200 could tell, yeah, Besils that was his his used car. 0:06:01.400 --> 0:06:07.320 Brotherfucker all right, talking about Jeff Blesso and other important people. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.920 I got a future. Last time this nigga was here, 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.799 he was running for president. He changed his mind. Yeah heard, 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:15.240 he doesn't want You can't just jump out of nowhere. 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.919 You just run for president only Donald Trump but allowed 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:20.280 to do that. Trump was still like, you know, he 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.840 was still like a rich man that we knew. He 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:27.040 own a lot of businesses. You know, Barack Obama was 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:35.400 a senator. Uh the bushes where governors right? Governor? Governor? President? 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.679 Can you have to be born American to run for president? 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:40.120 I could never run. I can't even run for a 0:06:40.200 --> 0:06:43.240 fucking you could captain. I'm not even gonna citizen. I 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:48.480 can't be sucking the neighborhoods watch commander. You can't run 0:06:48.520 --> 0:06:51.520 for a neighborhood watch commander. I can't. But I know 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:54.680 one guy. Last time he was here, he's running for president. Noa, 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:59.560 he decided, I got I can't just for president. You 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:01.839 can't just like just be a virgin and just su 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:06.000 a prostitute. Why not you got a baby step nigger, 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:11.080 get your dick suck by like the neighborhood whore. You 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.000 can't just jump into you know, you can just go 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.000 from never having sex to you know, stick in your 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:20.640 dick in a whales mouth. I'm mean to compare prostitutes 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:23.600 for Johina to a wales moth. Yeah it's okay, Mike. 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:25.640 I don't think they're listening with the whales at the 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:30.200 prostitutes both, all right? What my guy ran from? No 0:07:30.320 --> 0:07:34.360 more president went for governor? Uh money, got Darris McCarry's 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:39.880 in the building. Holy crap, there's mccrary's in the house, Mike. 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:43.040 Every time I see Darris McCreary, here's twenty years younger. 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.920 What kind of a lecturer is he using? Man that's 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.400 called chooses and bartries? So the ware he that there? 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:51.360 It is? I mean Mike introduced it to me, you know, 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.760 when he brought it back from Africa, and I have 0:07:53.880 --> 0:07:56.080 been on it ever since. This son of bitch never 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.640 gave me any of those. It won't work on your 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:02.280 skin because yeah, but you know what the change, Bessie, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:05.440 You really do resemble a black man. You are a 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.440 brother from another mother to me. And I just want 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:12.360 you to know that I identified with you as black. Oh, Mike, 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:17.760 he might be black toe, he's a nigger to me, Mike. 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:19.920 I'm running for governor and I'm sorry, I got to 0:08:19.960 --> 0:08:23.840 be politically correct. So it is California and California. You know, 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:27.600 I'm a native California. I'm born and raised. What are 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:38.760 you born to Central you know I'm sexty' no no, no, no, 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:43.000 that that's any wins a little, you know. You know, 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:47.160 after I do my tenure here in California's mayor, I mean, 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.719 I'm sorry as governor. They tried to get me to 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:52.240 run for me at first, but mayor has no power. Yeah, 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.920 so you don't have any power, not much. She can't 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:57.280 keep the money, can't steal money. Huh. They can't steal money, 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.800 right that part. So after that, hey, I mean we 0:09:05.080 --> 0:09:07.000 might go do something in Chicago to help the people 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:09.800 of Chicago because they really need help there. You didn't 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:16.040 come alone. Tell you for my other jamesing, you could 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:18.079 that way have your own, Mike, Yeah, you could have 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:21.520 you o, Mike, I bring my ladies on, so that 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.280 way we're talking about for a minute, before I bring 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:29.520 on the blacks and angels, it's titty Tuzy'll talk to 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:31.240 a second when the ladies gonn take over that she 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:34.160 can move over when ladies come. Let's let's get to 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.800 meet your woman. This is my my, my beautiful and 0:09:36.880 --> 0:09:40.720 my lovely fiance Tanya. Uh the artists formerly known as 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.760 Tanya James, who will be her new stage name will 0:09:43.800 --> 0:09:47.120 be Tanya McCurry. But I told her to keep James 0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:49.920 Tanya James McCurry. I want to be like Jackie Nass. 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:52.719 Keep all the motherfucker names. That's right, that's a good name. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:56.160 Keeping him. Anyways, he didn't have to tell me who 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.000 was she married before? But she was married to my godfather. Actually, 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:04.959 who's your g Rick James James, bitch god damn? So 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:10.000 she's my fairy godmother wife. Wow. So your godfather dies, 0:10:10.559 --> 0:10:13.839 rest in peace and then you take this woman? No, no, no, 0:10:14.000 --> 0:10:18.679 that's still your bit, right know? She took me Actually, 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.520 I mean this is this was a whirlwind and uh, 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.400 how you remember it? Yes, don't make me burn you, 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:27.120 oh baby, you know we will burn a bit. I 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:29.079 didn't say that. I didn't have a running for governor. 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:33.040 I didn't say that. He said it. You keep talking, 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:41.079 block captain. So how long you guys been in a 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:47.400 fucking great question, Michael Blockson. You know we've been together 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:50.880 on and off for about seventeen years now. Rick j 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:55.280 was the live seventeen years he was he was. No. No, 0:10:55.480 --> 0:10:58.520 So let me tell you your wife look like go 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:01.400 to fact check. Listen, listen. So what happened was? Um, 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.600 it was, it was. It was just fake. When did 0:11:05.240 --> 0:11:12.439 James die? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:14.800 a fair with you? She was, she was not. That's 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:17.280 not that's not how that happened at the funeral, are 0:11:17.320 --> 0:11:21.520 you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral, 0:11:21.679 --> 0:11:24.920 my goodness. And and uh, you know the way that 0:11:25.040 --> 0:11:27.240 it really well, you know what, that's why people crashed. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:32.320 Funeral crashes heard of, wedding crashes also heard of. Women 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:39.839 are so vulnerable on funerals, take advantage I did. I 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:43.000 did not know. No, I actually I am guilty, but 0:11:43.120 --> 0:11:54.400 I was taking advantage of I've been burning you. Yes, no, 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:56.839 but you know what, it's it's really deep though, because 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:00.040 we have a really deep connection. Being a veteran in 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:03.920 this industry, uh for thirty seven years now, you know, 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:07.720 it's really hard to find people that are real, people 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:10.160 that really understand what it is we go through as entertainers. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:11.959 You know, Mike, I always tell you all the time, man, 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:14.679 and I mean Chinese best to YouTube and I appreciate 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.000 you brothers, you know, for being so real and being 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.200 so solid because people come and go, you know, they 0:12:19.559 --> 0:12:23.280 some of them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah, 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:26.160 even recently where a lot of Cloud chanses out there 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:30.439 trying to use different reasons for fame for fame, man, 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:32.679 And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing. Cloud. 0:12:32.760 --> 0:12:35.160 I'm I'm I wasn't even chasing fame. I never asked 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:37.160 for any of this, you know, I'm trying to get 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:38.600 some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.319 white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship. 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:42.439 I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know. 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.360 But I mean it's cool, you know when you're walking 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.840 somewhere and everybody knows your name. But then the problem 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:56.160 with it is that everybody everybody knows your name and 0:12:56.360 --> 0:13:00.679 they always liked you came. Uh, you would to go 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:06.880 where everybody else? You want to go where everybody knows 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:11.640 your name? Chinese friend, you need to learn that song 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:17.520 about better. Yeah. Besides, it would be really impressive if 0:13:17.520 --> 0:13:20.360 you learned the Chinese. That would be that would be 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:25.160 that we could do a remake. Yeah, you know, but 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:28.560 and then we would mix it with It's a rare 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.800 condition this day in the age to read any good 0:13:31.880 --> 0:13:35.880 news on the newspaper. Love and tradition of the grand 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:44.000 design of the fire. Whether there must be some magic clue, right, 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:51.400 sad best Chinese Bestie has hidden talents. Yeah, but I 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:55.920 have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics short term memory. 0:13:56.120 --> 0:13:59.000 We got along. That's kid, you've been smoking a good weeds. No, 0:13:59.200 --> 0:14:02.000 I have not smoke yet, which if I've become governor. 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:05.840 That if I've become governor, I'm going to make sure 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:11.880 it's illegal everywhere. He doesn't even smoke weed. I don't. 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:13.920 Let's just be but it comes a lot of people 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:19.080 down into the crime. It does. Everybody happened absolutely, you know. 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.640 I mean, my baby is my Mary Jane, he is 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:26.320 MS maryam my super free. So question, did you out 0:14:26.320 --> 0:14:31.000 the funeral? I'm just kidding, Michael. So, so it was 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:34.680 it was did you make left? Okay? She got to 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.760 think about it. It would have been a good idea 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:45.480 about it. No, No, that was it was really detrimental. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:48.240 I mean it was. It was. He was an amazing 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:56.760 widows at ferals funeral. Crasher crash man. I just go 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:59.920 there and dressing black like I know, Oneman, just stay 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:05.120 at the widow a lot of widows and they got 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:09.000 better food of funerals and windings. Oh yeah, no reason 0:15:09.480 --> 0:15:13.520 can somebody down. They didn't want to help you with agree, 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:18.040 that's just cooking, Mike. We don't have to wait for 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.640 somebody to die. We could just go where Michael Jackson 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.800 was buried in this party there all the time people 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:27.320 I was there die every day, Michael Blackson. Can you 0:15:27.360 --> 0:15:29.960 start googling up funeral and SoC stars every day? You 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:35.160 just googled the funeral that was two thousand four. They 0:15:35.200 --> 0:15:40.440 sat back to the future. I would like to go 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:43.560 to back in the future. But well, god, man, wouldn't 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:46.120 that be great? Man? But I mean, we're running for governor? 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.640 Is that when win win? Um? Well, we're gonna go 0:15:49.680 --> 0:15:54.800 ahead and let this this uh this tenure with with 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:59.240 Governor Newsom? Yeah, when has he done? Next year off 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:03.560 for president hurt? Yes, Yes, that's what you're talking about. 0:16:04.440 --> 0:16:06.640 That's what man. Maybe the first babe, you know, we 0:16:06.680 --> 0:16:08.360 talked about that. That's what made me sad him doing 0:16:08.400 --> 0:16:13.360 Super Bowl weekend. He's gonna looks like, let's just be really, 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:17.080 you're running for the governor of California. You know who 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:20.360 your competing competition is, No man, because there is no competition. 0:16:20.400 --> 0:16:22.040 I'm not worried about because I'm a man of the people. 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.400 I'm here for the people. Man more power to all 0:16:24.480 --> 0:16:29.480 the people's money. Caitlyn Jenner. They didn't vote for Caitlin, 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.000 they didn't. They didn't. Marry Elder was running. They didn't 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:35.960 vote for his black ass because he really wasn't black. Yeah, 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.480 so we're not we're not. We're not worried about it. 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:41.560 There's nobody running. There's nobody running, man, and you're just 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:44.880 a sho we're shoeing baby, like them penny loafers that 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.240 you got on. Just think you could just win it 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:50.680 that easy? It's easy. Well, you know what, nothing is easy. 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:54.160 But I mean, I'm gonna tell you this. Everything well 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:57.360 some of them are emotional, most of them, you right, 0:16:57.920 --> 0:17:00.760 especially the cloud chases. But no, the thing, the thing, 0:17:01.440 --> 0:17:05.479 the thing is, I hate cloud chases. Something I had. 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:09.640 It happened to me one time, one know that I remember. 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:13.240 So this is one particular chick came to my birthday party, 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.359 you know, just taking pictures of me, I get sure, 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:19.200 and taking a picture you know, next, you know, pop 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:21.720 popped up to another party. I am make another video 0:17:21.840 --> 0:17:23.600 not shutting up prop nexting this bit, she got a 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:27.439 whole story in Instagram. I'm dating. And it's that easy 0:17:27.640 --> 0:17:30.760 to that easy. It's so crazy. I think it's for 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:34.600 the ground, for the ground, for the likes. It's like, 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:36.840 you know, it's crazy, man. You know, You've got people 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:41.160 who've worked their craft for years, who studied, who who's sacrificed. 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:44.600 I mean, you know, I mean sleepless nights, I mean 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.360 up early in the morning, discipline, early call times. Here 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.879 you go, and the motherfucker can just pop up and 0:17:50.080 --> 0:17:52.760 come to a party and put a story and funk 0:17:52.840 --> 0:17:54.600 your ship up. And now you're backpill and trying to 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:57.080 figure out. And I don't have to explain ship to 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.560 no motherfucking body. That's what's crazy. But I'm here for 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:02.800 the world work. I'm here for the people. I've been 0:18:02.880 --> 0:18:06.160 here for thirty seven years and I'm gonna continue to work. 0:18:06.480 --> 0:18:08.480 I got my first lady. We have in the run 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:12.680 for the first lady first, Yeah, wow, that would be 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:15.560 it would be the first time we have um white House. 0:18:15.680 --> 0:18:17.720 We're not governor. What's the cup where the governor lives 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:20.879 like it's the great mansion. It's the Governor's like a 0:18:20.920 --> 0:18:24.359 crack house. What's it called the governor mansion. There's a 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:27.720 governor mansion and it's it's gotten the capital. So it 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:30.359 has been like Sacramento right here that we're not living in. 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:35.760 We can get ye right about the man. They got good. 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:38.040 They got good baby all the good weed up this 0:18:38.280 --> 0:18:43.120 right by the baby good. We have to figure that out. 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:46.760 What we do like talking about it later talking don't 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:53.879 make me burn? Okay, he has comedia or something. What's dicified? 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:58.119 What's going on? Well? No, so so listen, I mean 0:18:58.240 --> 0:18:59.840 just you know, if you google, I mean you know, 0:19:00.040 --> 0:19:03.119 I mean her and Rick, they were really wild and 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:07.080 we were accused of burning bitches. So I'm making a joke, 0:19:07.720 --> 0:19:10.840 you know, because y'all was having like three someomes and 0:19:10.920 --> 0:19:14.880 four something freaking out eightsoms intensive type of you guys 0:19:14.960 --> 0:19:20.240 beat Michael Blocks. Yeah, most I've had with like four 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:27.000 you have you have you guys. If you guys watch 0:19:27.080 --> 0:19:30.159 that documentary I look horrible. A documentary. I want to 0:19:30.200 --> 0:19:33.120 watch it. It's called it's called a Bitching Rick James 0:19:33.200 --> 0:19:40.000 documented Bitching and Fury Rick James or something. Wow, it 0:19:40.080 --> 0:19:42.840 is true. You know. The cool The cool thing about 0:19:42.880 --> 0:19:45.480 it is that, um, the state we're working on Rick 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:49.480 other men to or not. Just when it was twenty 0:19:49.520 --> 0:19:52.120 two years younger than him, I didn't want anybody but him. 0:19:53.760 --> 0:19:56.840 I was a sweet naive child. So when he was 0:19:56.920 --> 0:20:02.960 twenty two you as a sprint formerly known as which 0:20:03.000 --> 0:20:05.840 is probably the reason why I mean, we're not. I 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:09.280 don't get the part. I don't get the you don't 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:12.119 get the first time three something, get somewhere? Holder Why 0:20:12.160 --> 0:20:14.840 you not gonna give me five something? Okay, that's a 0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:22.160 fist you can't give you James. That's not fair, hey, 0:20:22.400 --> 0:20:25.680 because life isn't fair. To keep me on track, you 0:20:25.720 --> 0:20:28.840 know why? Because he's Rick James big Jack. I'm telling 0:20:28.880 --> 0:20:32.040 your James big I mean, you know, I don't. I'm 0:20:32.040 --> 0:20:33.879 not even looking at the titties that you got in 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.760 the room more than once. I don't already. Don't worry 0:20:36.760 --> 0:20:42.520 because it's titty, beautiful facest blacks and angels are going 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:46.399 to join us right Come and sit next to your man, 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:49.280 because if not, I'm gonna have titties right next to him. Pitty, 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:54.879 we got some beautiful Nay, come on, lady, come and 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:59.399 join us. Come on, come on, we gotta have an 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:06.280 extra huge titties from Canaday, Mike. I thought the border 0:21:06.440 --> 0:21:13.359 was close because of cool border, just open goodness. I 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:17.000 saw them coming from a mile away. I'm not gonna 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:21.480 look at them more than any Winslow. When you go 0:21:21.600 --> 0:21:24.840 to a Chinese buff it's okay to look at what's there, 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:29.719 but you just gonna touch mixing room for policy. Chinese 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:36.720 best friend is smart Paula. That's Paula. She's really telling 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.280 is my favorite? She is your favorite? Would you let 0:21:40.359 --> 0:21:46.320 Paula um give you a man some No? God, why not? 0:21:49.280 --> 0:21:51.879 Then they're done that. I just told you I had twenties. 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:55.760 What if any Winslow is wearing the the Rick James 0:21:56.240 --> 0:21:59.119 wig in the outfit, just like the movie. That's a 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:01.680 good idea, Honey. What does that have to deal with that? 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:03.720 When next time you guys give each other a kiss, 0:22:03.760 --> 0:22:12.240 I'm just curious. Oh that's so, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, Sorry, 0:22:12.280 --> 0:22:16.040 turning off, Mike. They want to kiss, don't make me 0:22:18.320 --> 0:22:22.280 go ahead? Give her kiss me me? What the it's 0:22:22.280 --> 0:22:26.760 so sweet? Yeah? Tell you that for a kiss, paul. 0:22:27.160 --> 0:22:29.120 I can't get the kids my God, I don't want 0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:35.200 to be homeless tonight. This jacket is not strong enough 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:43.960 for the winds. Give my wife kids, give my Oh 0:22:46.960 --> 0:22:52.120 oh that was that's what she just said. She's all right, 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:58.399 she's all right, come on, give kids. I thought you 0:22:58.400 --> 0:23:03.760 said kiss the titties. I was like, I don't know, yeah, exactly, 0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:16.120 come on. Oh that's just might give me my vascilatation said, 0:23:16.119 --> 0:23:18.760 a lot of kissing going on. There's a whole lot 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:22.280 of kids from There's a whole lot of kids in 0:23:23.880 --> 0:23:28.239 calm down. Yes, it's a fisher when I suck at. 0:23:28.280 --> 0:23:31.439 My patron page is now live my Weekly Titty Tuesday 0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:35.480 and Working Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they will 0:23:35.560 --> 0:23:38.520 no longer be sensored by the social media companies. I 0:23:38.560 --> 0:23:42.640 will also be sharing Delly updates plus show announcements here 0:23:42.840 --> 0:23:49.119 first see you on Patreon. Your mother saw guys. So 0:23:49.160 --> 0:23:54.359 he's running for governor where you'll vote for him? There, 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:01.560 Darius for president, woomoom there, yes for a president. Yeah. 0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:07.399 She's got to be part of the campaign, honey. And 0:24:07.560 --> 0:24:10.399 we'll make you part of the campaign too. You can 0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:13.520 go recruit voters. We'll put you with the polls and 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:16.760 you have faithful to her right, um, darres, he's faithful 0:24:16.760 --> 0:24:20.440 to you, Okay, good man, that's how that matters. Yes, 0:24:20.680 --> 0:24:27.040 I am faithful the next thing, the next day him. Yeah, 0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:31.120 we've been there. I mean, after seventeen years, I don't 0:24:31.160 --> 0:24:32.840 want them problems. I don't want none of that smoke. 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:37.720 I'm cool. I mean, you know I have after and temper. 0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:40.120 When you got to like him, to like him, why 0:24:40.200 --> 0:24:42.320 would you want to go with PEPSI you know what 0:24:42.400 --> 0:24:44.480 I mean? Yeah, she could be part of the campaign. 0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:48.840 Don't my baby have a sexy voice. I just love 0:24:48.880 --> 0:24:50.520 her her just her voice dead it to me. I 0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:52.680 just I just you know, when I'm away from home. 0:24:52.760 --> 0:24:55.240 I just because you love me. These people don't know me. 0:24:55.359 --> 0:25:00.680 It's okay. Every part of the campaign too. Baby. Do 0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:02.879 you eat as I'm just curious. I just want to 0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:11.480 because she does have self lep hell yeah, are you Governor? 0:25:12.920 --> 0:25:15.359 You gotta eat the well. We're going to be the 0:25:15.440 --> 0:25:18.720 first governor um and first lady to put out a 0:25:18.760 --> 0:25:23.399 sex tape Freaky Treats. We enjoy Freaky freaking and cheese 0:25:23.480 --> 0:25:28.880 with Darius. Yes, with Mr Governor and Ms Governor, Mrs 0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:34.480 Governor Lady. That's right, not yet, because I want to 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:38.560