Speaker 1: Calgarry Audio. What's up you mother suckers? Welcome to another
Speaker 1: episode Mother Soccer Podcast. I'm your host. Michael Black said,
Speaker 1: I'm never alone. That's right, Mike. You remember that one
Speaker 1: best friend? Chinese best friends always here with me? Man,
Speaker 1: what's life like without a best friend? And then only
Speaker 1: you're just a best friend Chinese? You're also Chinese, but
Speaker 1: you're Filipino, Mike, I'm half. It's okay, I hope. I mean,
Speaker 1: who claim you? Filipinos are Chinese niggas which want to
Speaker 1: claim you? I think Filipinos claiming more because social media
Speaker 1: is not allowed in China. I might have to change
Speaker 1: my name, Michael. My followers have been stocked for two
Speaker 1: years the same amount. You haven't gained no followers in
Speaker 1: two years. Yeah, it's been stuck there. Every time might
Speaker 1: tag you. What happens I lose followers? Yeah, because they
Speaker 1: know that I'm with you, and then I gain followers
Speaker 1: when you don't post anything, and they'd be like, where
Speaker 1: you want to change your name too? Filipino best friend?
Speaker 1: What are you wearing to today, Philippino's best friend? I'm
Speaker 1: wearing a beautiful sweater from your other room. Thanks Michael,
Speaker 1: Blacks much. I'll make sure to return it. And it
Speaker 1: was free closed from somebody people. Oh, is it is
Speaker 1: that the name type? He was? He meant to spell
Speaker 1: it that way. It was the type of yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't wear it. This not the type of thanks a
Speaker 1: lot type of for the free clothes. I don't know
Speaker 1: his um I g I forgot it must be typo
Speaker 1: typo at type of clothing. Maybe I don't. Best friend,
Speaker 1: how about what you're wearing, Michael Blacks really nice today? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I feel got animal like a cheater and a tiger
Speaker 1: and a line. I'm all. I went to the FSA
Speaker 1: starts to give me all the animal prints you have,
Speaker 1: give it all to you once, all at one time.
Speaker 1: Johnny's best friend. I'm just waiting for my free cloth
Speaker 1: from this. Still hasn't give me for your clothes yet? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Christmas is coming. They're better because you're gonna
Speaker 1: end up spending another twenty dollars over there. You could
Speaker 1: buy a use Honda Civic with that. So you want
Speaker 1: us to change your name to Philipino. Philippino best friends
Speaker 1: talked about changing names. Guess who changed your name officially,
Speaker 1: Kanye West, He's not like a Kanye He's now ye
Speaker 1: hasn't he always been? Ye? Or not? He just by
Speaker 1: myself with no last name, just first name. Ye. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: he just he's just the name he's he's ye. You
Speaker 1: just half a name. And he also has a half
Speaker 1: a hair cut. Hair cut. Yeah, that game haircut looked like, uh,
Speaker 1: he didn't pay his gardener. You know when you don't
Speaker 1: pay your gardener when the garden's things. Stevie want to
Speaker 1: cut his head. Or he got his hair cut in
Speaker 1: the dock, you know, Michael Blacks and Stevie Wonder can't see,
Speaker 1: but he could hear. Maybe it is Barba cut his
Speaker 1: hair with a michette, or they probably used the fucking iron.
Speaker 1: Kanye Yeezy, yee whatever your fucking name is. Um, get
Speaker 1: a new barber, because I think super Cuts could get
Speaker 1: give him a better hair. White people, Chinese best friend,
Speaker 1: I've never seen no goddamn black man's super cut. My
Speaker 1: first haird cut in the United States was super Cuts,
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend, You're not black? Super cuts was my first.
Speaker 1: How many have you seen a black man as supercut? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know what? Exactly. A matter of fact, I lived
Speaker 1: next to it. I'm gonna go to drive by there tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Take you're right, take any just take a black dog. This.
Speaker 1: If they would be trying to cut that puppy's hair,
Speaker 1: they felt weird. I remember that time when I was like,
Speaker 1: please cut my hair, and yeah, because you know black,
Speaker 1: you don't cut I have sucking scissors. Oh you can't
Speaker 1: do a favorite, sisters, No, you can do a favorite.
Speaker 1: We need a faith. We need our hairline to be tight.
Speaker 1: That's why we have so much style. Man, you guys
Speaker 1: just use a the same she used to cut clothes,
Speaker 1: is what I used to cut your hair with. Now
Speaker 1: you have no hair. Now, now you go to a
Speaker 1: black bob because now you could use our fucking raise it.
Speaker 1: But I want to have the things that you're attached
Speaker 1: in the hair that you want to we've Chinese, is
Speaker 1: that what they call that. We've even for men. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't nice little cut weed. Yeah. If any barbers
Speaker 1: are listening, I don't know if you're, but please give
Speaker 1: me here. I would love to see you in the
Speaker 1: black uh like way you want wait, want to have
Speaker 1: the same hair as you know. That's that. Now you're
Speaker 1: gonna need extensions, nigger. No, you don't need to, like
Speaker 1: you want to put a wig on Chinnese beast, No,
Speaker 1: just they stick it with a superglue. So yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know you want to cut my hair and add
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, they have already made one, Mike made
Speaker 1: like Indian horses or something else. So you're saying black
Speaker 1: people here made out of in horses. No, some guys
Speaker 1: selling it. I hope the niggas are listening to Alibama Chinese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they sell everything from car parks every day. I bought
Speaker 1: a car park there the other day, but they gave
Speaker 1: me a wrong one. Yeah, I was so pis for
Speaker 1: your for your nineties sent me to Range from Range
Speaker 1: over rage over here, I was. I cut my hand.
Speaker 1: I was like digging there. You had one of the
Speaker 1: first Colombo. I watched episode of Colombia and I think
Speaker 1: I saw your range and Colombia was from like the
Speaker 1: seventies and eighties. Mike Ranger always in two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: Michael Black said he only has two d and thousand miles.
Speaker 1: I went back to the Moon and to Pluto. I
Speaker 1: could tell, yeah, Besils that was his his used car.
Speaker 1: Brotherfucker all right, talking about Jeff Blesso and other important people.
Speaker 1: I got a future. Last time this nigga was here,
Speaker 1: he was running for president. He changed his mind. Yeah heard,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want You can't just jump out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: You just run for president only Donald Trump but allowed
Speaker 1: to do that. Trump was still like, you know, he
Speaker 1: was still like a rich man that we knew. He
Speaker 1: own a lot of businesses. You know, Barack Obama was
Speaker 1: a senator. Uh the bushes where governors right? Governor? Governor? President?
Speaker 1: Can you have to be born American to run for president?
Speaker 1: I could never run. I can't even run for a
Speaker 1: fucking you could captain. I'm not even gonna citizen. I
Speaker 1: can't be sucking the neighborhoods watch commander. You can't run
Speaker 1: for a neighborhood watch commander. I can't. But I know
Speaker 1: one guy. Last time he was here, he's running for president. Noa,
Speaker 1: he decided, I got I can't just for president. You
Speaker 1: can't just like just be a virgin and just su
Speaker 1: a prostitute. Why not you got a baby step nigger,
Speaker 1: get your dick suck by like the neighborhood whore. You
Speaker 1: can't just jump into you know, you can just go
Speaker 1: from never having sex to you know, stick in your
Speaker 1: dick in a whales mouth. I'm mean to compare prostitutes
Speaker 1: for Johina to a wales moth. Yeah it's okay, Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're listening with the whales at the
Speaker 1: prostitutes both, all right? What my guy ran from? No
Speaker 1: more president went for governor? Uh money, got Darris McCarry's
Speaker 1: in the building. Holy crap, there's mccrary's in the house, Mike.
Speaker 1: Every time I see Darris McCreary, here's twenty years younger.
Speaker 1: What kind of a lecturer is he using? Man that's
Speaker 1: called chooses and bartries? So the ware he that there?
Speaker 1: It is? I mean Mike introduced it to me, you know,
Speaker 1: when he brought it back from Africa, and I have
Speaker 1: been on it ever since. This son of bitch never
Speaker 1: gave me any of those. It won't work on your
Speaker 1: skin because yeah, but you know what the change, Bessie,
Speaker 1: You really do resemble a black man. You are a
Speaker 1: brother from another mother to me. And I just want
Speaker 1: you to know that I identified with you as black. Oh, Mike,
Speaker 1: he might be black toe, he's a nigger to me, Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm running for governor and I'm sorry, I got to
Speaker 1: be politically correct. So it is California and California. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm a native California. I'm born and raised. What are
Speaker 1: you born to Central you know I'm sexty' no no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that that's any wins a little, you know. You know,
Speaker 1: after I do my tenure here in California's mayor, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry as governor. They tried to get me to
Speaker 1: run for me at first, but mayor has no power. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you don't have any power, not much. She can't
Speaker 1: keep the money, can't steal money. Huh. They can't steal money,
Speaker 1: right that part. So after that, hey, I mean we
Speaker 1: might go do something in Chicago to help the people
Speaker 1: of Chicago because they really need help there. You didn't
Speaker 1: come alone. Tell you for my other jamesing, you could
Speaker 1: that way have your own, Mike, Yeah, you could have
Speaker 1: you o, Mike, I bring my ladies on, so that
Speaker 1: way we're talking about for a minute, before I bring
Speaker 1: on the blacks and angels, it's titty Tuzy'll talk to
Speaker 1: a second when the ladies gonn take over that she
Speaker 1: can move over when ladies come. Let's let's get to
Speaker 1: meet your woman. This is my my, my beautiful and
Speaker 1: my lovely fiance Tanya. Uh the artists formerly known as
Speaker 1: Tanya James, who will be her new stage name will
Speaker 1: be Tanya McCurry. But I told her to keep James
Speaker 1: Tanya James McCurry. I want to be like Jackie Nass.
Speaker 1: Keep all the motherfucker names. That's right, that's a good name.
Speaker 1: Keeping him. Anyways, he didn't have to tell me who
Speaker 1: was she married before? But she was married to my godfather. Actually,
Speaker 1: who's your g Rick James James, bitch god damn? So
Speaker 1: she's my fairy godmother wife. Wow. So your godfather dies,
Speaker 1: rest in peace and then you take this woman? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's still your bit, right know? She took me Actually,
Speaker 1: I mean this is this was a whirlwind and uh,
Speaker 1: how you remember it? Yes, don't make me burn you,
Speaker 1: oh baby, you know we will burn a bit. I
Speaker 1: didn't say that. I didn't have a running for governor.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. He said it. You keep talking,
Speaker 1: block captain. So how long you guys been in a
Speaker 1: fucking great question, Michael Blockson. You know we've been together
Speaker 1: on and off for about seventeen years now. Rick j
Speaker 1: was the live seventeen years he was he was. No. No,
Speaker 1: So let me tell you your wife look like go
Speaker 1: to fact check. Listen, listen. So what happened was? Um,
Speaker 1: it was, it was. It was just fake. When did
Speaker 1: James die? When did Wow? Right? No, she was having
Speaker 1: a fair with you? She was, she was not. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not how that happened at the funeral, are
Speaker 1: you right? Exactly seventeen years ago? Yeah, at the funeral,
Speaker 1: my goodness. And and uh, you know the way that
Speaker 1: it really well, you know what, that's why people crashed.
Speaker 1: Funeral crashes heard of, wedding crashes also heard of. Women
Speaker 1: are so vulnerable on funerals, take advantage I did. I
Speaker 1: did not know. No, I actually I am guilty, but
Speaker 1: I was taking advantage of I've been burning you. Yes, no,
Speaker 1: but you know what, it's it's really deep though, because
Speaker 1: we have a really deep connection. Being a veteran in
Speaker 1: this industry, uh for thirty seven years now, you know,
Speaker 1: it's really hard to find people that are real, people
Speaker 1: that really understand what it is we go through as entertainers.
Speaker 1: You know, Mike, I always tell you all the time, man,
Speaker 1: and I mean Chinese best to YouTube and I appreciate
Speaker 1: you brothers, you know, for being so real and being
Speaker 1: so solid because people come and go, you know, they
Speaker 1: some of them are better actors than us, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: even recently where a lot of Cloud chanses out there
Speaker 1: trying to use different reasons for fame for fame, man,
Speaker 1: And I tell people that I understand what you're chasing. Cloud.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I wasn't even chasing fame. I never asked
Speaker 1: for any of this, you know, I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: some of this ship back. I'm like a white personal
Speaker 1: white privilege. I don't even know I got this ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't want my white privilege, you know.
Speaker 1: But I mean it's cool, you know when you're walking
Speaker 1: somewhere and everybody knows your name. But then the problem
Speaker 1: with it is that everybody everybody knows your name and
Speaker 1: they always liked you came. Uh, you would to go
Speaker 1: where everybody else? You want to go where everybody knows
Speaker 1: your name? Chinese friend, you need to learn that song
Speaker 1: about better. Yeah. Besides, it would be really impressive if
Speaker 1: you learned the Chinese. That would be that would be
Speaker 1: that we could do a remake. Yeah, you know, but
Speaker 1: and then we would mix it with It's a rare
Speaker 1: condition this day in the age to read any good
Speaker 1: news on the newspaper. Love and tradition of the grand
Speaker 1: design of the fire. Whether there must be some magic clue, right,
Speaker 1: sad best Chinese Bestie has hidden talents. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: have hidden talent. I can't remember lyrics short term memory.
Speaker 1: We got along. That's kid, you've been smoking a good weeds. No,
Speaker 1: I have not smoke yet, which if I've become governor.
Speaker 1: That if I've become governor, I'm going to make sure
Speaker 1: it's illegal everywhere. He doesn't even smoke weed. I don't.
Speaker 1: Let's just be but it comes a lot of people
Speaker 1: down into the crime. It does. Everybody happened absolutely, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, my baby is my Mary Jane, he is
Speaker 1: MS maryam my super free. So question, did you out
Speaker 1: the funeral? I'm just kidding, Michael. So, so it was
Speaker 1: it was did you make left? Okay? She got to
Speaker 1: think about it. It would have been a good idea
Speaker 1: about it. No, No, that was it was really detrimental.
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was. He was an amazing
Speaker 1: widows at ferals funeral. Crasher crash man. I just go
Speaker 1: there and dressing black like I know, Oneman, just stay
Speaker 1: at the widow a lot of widows and they got
Speaker 1: better food of funerals and windings. Oh yeah, no reason
Speaker 1: can somebody down. They didn't want to help you with agree,
Speaker 1: that's just cooking, Mike. We don't have to wait for
Speaker 1: somebody to die. We could just go where Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: was buried in this party there all the time people
Speaker 1: I was there die every day, Michael Blackson. Can you
Speaker 1: start googling up funeral and SoC stars every day? You
Speaker 1: just googled the funeral that was two thousand four. They
Speaker 1: sat back to the future. I would like to go
Speaker 1: to back in the future. But well, god, man, wouldn't
Speaker 1: that be great? Man? But I mean, we're running for governor?
Speaker 1: Is that when win win? Um? Well, we're gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and let this this uh this tenure with with
Speaker 1: Governor Newsom? Yeah, when has he done? Next year off
Speaker 1: for president hurt? Yes, Yes, that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: That's what man. Maybe the first babe, you know, we
Speaker 1: talked about that. That's what made me sad him doing
Speaker 1: Super Bowl weekend. He's gonna looks like, let's just be really,
Speaker 1: you're running for the governor of California. You know who
Speaker 1: your competing competition is, No man, because there is no competition.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about because I'm a man of the people.
Speaker 1: I'm here for the people. Man more power to all
Speaker 1: the people's money. Caitlyn Jenner. They didn't vote for Caitlin,
Speaker 1: they didn't. They didn't. Marry Elder was running. They didn't
Speaker 1: vote for his black ass because he really wasn't black. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we're not we're not. We're not worried about it.
Speaker 1: There's nobody running. There's nobody running, man, and you're just
Speaker 1: a sho we're shoeing baby, like them penny loafers that
Speaker 1: you got on. Just think you could just win it
Speaker 1: that easy? It's easy. Well, you know what, nothing is easy.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I'm gonna tell you this. Everything well
Speaker 1: some of them are emotional, most of them, you right,
Speaker 1: especially the cloud chases. But no, the thing, the thing,
Speaker 1: the thing is, I hate cloud chases. Something I had.
Speaker 1: It happened to me one time, one know that I remember.
Speaker 1: So this is one particular chick came to my birthday party,
Speaker 1: you know, just taking pictures of me, I get sure,
Speaker 1: and taking a picture you know, next, you know, pop
Speaker 1: popped up to another party. I am make another video
Speaker 1: not shutting up prop nexting this bit, she got a
Speaker 1: whole story in Instagram. I'm dating. And it's that easy
Speaker 1: to that easy. It's so crazy. I think it's for
Speaker 1: the ground, for the ground, for the likes. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, it's crazy, man. You know, You've got people
Speaker 1: who've worked their craft for years, who studied, who who's sacrificed.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I mean sleepless nights, I mean
Speaker 1: up early in the morning, discipline, early call times. Here
Speaker 1: you go, and the motherfucker can just pop up and
Speaker 1: come to a party and put a story and funk
Speaker 1: your ship up. And now you're backpill and trying to
Speaker 1: figure out. And I don't have to explain ship to
Speaker 1: no motherfucking body. That's what's crazy. But I'm here for
Speaker 1: the world work. I'm here for the people. I've been
Speaker 1: here for thirty seven years and I'm gonna continue to work.
Speaker 1: I got my first lady. We have in the run
Speaker 1: for the first lady first, Yeah, wow, that would be
Speaker 1: it would be the first time we have um white House.
Speaker 1: We're not governor. What's the cup where the governor lives
Speaker 1: like it's the great mansion. It's the Governor's like a
Speaker 1: crack house. What's it called the governor mansion. There's a
Speaker 1: governor mansion and it's it's gotten the capital. So it
Speaker 1: has been like Sacramento right here that we're not living in.
Speaker 1: We can get ye right about the man. They got good.
Speaker 1: They got good baby all the good weed up this
Speaker 1: right by the baby good. We have to figure that out.
Speaker 1: What we do like talking about it later talking don't
Speaker 1: make me burn? Okay, he has comedia or something. What's dicified?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Well? No, so so listen, I mean
Speaker 1: just you know, if you google, I mean you know,
Speaker 1: I mean her and Rick, they were really wild and
Speaker 1: we were accused of burning bitches. So I'm making a joke,
Speaker 1: you know, because y'all was having like three someomes and
Speaker 1: four something freaking out eightsoms intensive type of you guys
Speaker 1: beat Michael Blocks. Yeah, most I've had with like four
Speaker 1: you have you have you guys. If you guys watch
Speaker 1: that documentary I look horrible. A documentary. I want to
Speaker 1: watch it. It's called it's called a Bitching Rick James
Speaker 1: documented Bitching and Fury Rick James or something. Wow, it
Speaker 1: is true. You know. The cool The cool thing about
Speaker 1: it is that, um, the state we're working on Rick
Speaker 1: other men to or not. Just when it was twenty
Speaker 1: two years younger than him, I didn't want anybody but him.
Speaker 1: I was a sweet naive child. So when he was
Speaker 1: twenty two you as a sprint formerly known as which
Speaker 1: is probably the reason why I mean, we're not. I
Speaker 1: don't get the part. I don't get the you don't
Speaker 1: get the first time three something, get somewhere? Holder Why
Speaker 1: you not gonna give me five something? Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: fist you can't give you James. That's not fair, hey,
Speaker 1: because life isn't fair. To keep me on track, you
Speaker 1: know why? Because he's Rick James big Jack. I'm telling
Speaker 1: your James big I mean, you know, I don't. I'm
Speaker 1: not even looking at the titties that you got in
Speaker 1: the room more than once. I don't already. Don't worry
Speaker 1: because it's titty, beautiful facest blacks and angels are going
Speaker 1: to join us right Come and sit next to your man,
Speaker 1: because if not, I'm gonna have titties right next to him. Pitty,
Speaker 1: we got some beautiful Nay, come on, lady, come and
Speaker 1: join us. Come on, come on, we gotta have an
Speaker 1: extra huge titties from Canaday, Mike. I thought the border
Speaker 1: was close because of cool border, just open goodness. I
Speaker 1: saw them coming from a mile away. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: look at them more than any Winslow. When you go
Speaker 1: to a Chinese buff it's okay to look at what's there,
Speaker 1: but you just gonna touch mixing room for policy. Chinese
Speaker 1: best friend is smart Paula. That's Paula. She's really telling
Speaker 1: is my favorite? She is your favorite? Would you let
Speaker 1: Paula um give you a man some No? God, why not?
Speaker 1: Then they're done that. I just told you I had twenties.
Speaker 1: What if any Winslow is wearing the the Rick James
Speaker 1: wig in the outfit, just like the movie. That's a
Speaker 1: good idea, Honey. What does that have to deal with that?
Speaker 1: When next time you guys give each other a kiss,
Speaker 1: I'm just curious. Oh that's so, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: turning off, Mike. They want to kiss, don't make me
Speaker 1: go ahead? Give her kiss me me? What the it's
Speaker 1: so sweet? Yeah? Tell you that for a kiss, paul.
Speaker 1: I can't get the kids my God, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be homeless tonight. This jacket is not strong enough
Speaker 1: for the winds. Give my wife kids, give my Oh
Speaker 1: oh that was that's what she just said. She's all right,
Speaker 1: she's all right, come on, give kids. I thought you
Speaker 1: said kiss the titties. I was like, I don't know, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: come on. Oh that's just might give me my vascilatation said,
Speaker 1: a lot of kissing going on. There's a whole lot
Speaker 1: of kids from There's a whole lot of kids in
Speaker 1: calm down. Yes, it's a fisher when I suck at.
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Speaker 1: first see you on Patreon. Your mother saw guys. So
Speaker 1: he's running for governor where you'll vote for him? There,
Speaker 1: Darius for president, woomoom there, yes for a president. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's got to be part of the campaign, honey. And
Speaker 1: we'll make you part of the campaign too. You can
Speaker 1: go recruit voters. We'll put you with the polls and
Speaker 1: you have faithful to her right, um, darres, he's faithful
Speaker 1: to you, Okay, good man, that's how that matters. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am faithful the next thing, the next day him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've been there. I mean, after seventeen years, I don't
Speaker 1: want them problems. I don't want none of that smoke.
Speaker 1: I'm cool. I mean, you know I have after and temper.
Speaker 1: When you got to like him, to like him, why
Speaker 1: would you want to go with PEPSI you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, she could be part of the campaign.
Speaker 1: Don't my baby have a sexy voice. I just love
Speaker 1: her her just her voice dead it to me. I
Speaker 1: just I just you know, when I'm away from home.
Speaker 1: I just because you love me. These people don't know me.
Speaker 1: It's okay. Every part of the campaign too. Baby. Do
Speaker 1: you eat as I'm just curious. I just want to
Speaker 1: because she does have self lep hell yeah, are you Governor?
Speaker 1: You gotta eat the well. We're going to be the
Speaker 1: first governor um and first lady to put out a
Speaker 1: sex tape Freaky Treats. We enjoy Freaky freaking and cheese
Speaker 1: with Darius. Yes, with Mr Governor and Ms Governor, Mrs
Speaker 1: Governor Lady. That's right, not yet, because I want to
Speaker 1: see it. Oh, these freaky girls here, it gets kind
Speaker 1: of hot. I did get him the other day that
Speaker 1: we should probably do it just for fun. We're gonna do.
Speaker 1: We're gonna make sure we win the election first, and
Speaker 1: then we'll put the sex tape out absolutely, make sure
Speaker 1: to open only four hours before that. Yes, yes, why? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: I mean his wife is great? Okay, okay, people would
Speaker 1: pay you guys, would make like a good side hustle,
Speaker 1: like vacation money. You know. Well, we'll be the first
Speaker 1: governor um um and governor lady to have only fans
Speaker 1: and and the the campaign slogan as you voted for
Speaker 1: the Schwarzer nigga, now vote for the real Nigga's hilarious.
Speaker 1: Come see what is going to win for the after
Speaker 1: that'd be like when is the next election? Four four
Speaker 1: and and and and we're gonna be on stage party
Speaker 1: and you guys remember when we said it, And we're
Speaker 1: gonna play California Love at at the party and okay,
Speaker 1: I want you I'll save it, honey, I have to
Speaker 1: tap it down. Well, it's not no, honey, I can
Speaker 1: never know because California, you know what, Yes, well, no,
Speaker 1: she don't like but I like that though, Chinese bestie.
Speaker 1: I think what you were doing in with well, honey,
Speaker 1: we have to water it down a little bit. For
Speaker 1: those who don't have rhythm. You have to clap on
Speaker 1: the one in the three. Everybody can't catch the two
Speaker 1: on the four. Baby, it's embarrassing. Maybe that's why most
Speaker 1: most most when you do it, well, he black his hair.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of black, hey, baby, And that's that's
Speaker 1: coming from the President of the Yes, Mike, you kind
Speaker 1: of he's getting closer to the darkness of you. Let's
Speaker 1: get beautiful. Polar Paula is absolutely gorgeous. She's are you Columbia?
Speaker 1: She's Columbia. You know what's in Colombia cocaine. So not
Speaker 1: only does she have great thighs, she has great cocaine too.
Speaker 1: Awesome kind of boss gus personal coffee. That's coffee, yes, honey, yes, honey.
Speaker 1: And well so listen, my my honey is a drug
Speaker 1: and alcohol counselor. Um, she's uh, there are so many
Speaker 1: drugs in Hollywood. Hunt. That's that's a good job. It's
Speaker 1: job security in Hollywood being a drug counselor. That's it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's like everybody's a crackheaded no,
Speaker 1: but they did it for real back then though, Like
Speaker 1: this whatever they're doing now is fake and they're trying
Speaker 1: to imitate something and it's it's not even really worth it.
Speaker 1: Impostors and posers, imposters, imposers. That's and one of these
Speaker 1: you know, um, because it was it was, and it
Speaker 1: was a community back then, not crack. Back then it
Speaker 1: was a rich man's drug. Not yea, it pure cracks.
Speaker 1: And start out with this much powder and you get
Speaker 1: this much solid. Well, this is the thing you have
Speaker 1: to understand right now, is somebody on a bus or
Speaker 1: they've packed up all their things in their car, or
Speaker 1: they're on a plane to come here and make it,
Speaker 1: and they've decided that they're going to take Hollywood by storm.
Speaker 1: They got legs like Paula and and and an ass
Speaker 1: like um mem and and Ty's like yes, and they're
Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, oh yeah, definitely, they like we're gonna
Speaker 1: take Hollywood by storm. And then they get here and
Speaker 1: you know, it doesn't hit like they wanted to, and
Speaker 1: you know, they need some some counseling, and you know,
Speaker 1: and sometimes they find their way into a bottle or
Speaker 1: into something deeper. To come to California, baby, to do
Speaker 1: all this because my mom passed away from drugs and
Speaker 1: it's everywhere. It's a real problem. First the mental mental health,
Speaker 1: mental health we do of the issues that starts with
Speaker 1: the drugs. You better talk about it, diagnosis. It's the
Speaker 1: addiction and the mental illness, and together it makes it correct.
Speaker 1: But here it just seems to to go crazy because
Speaker 1: here it's the devil. You know what they say about Hollywood.
Speaker 1: You come into the Devil's mouth and they suck your soul. Well.
Speaker 1: In addition to grounded if you're not ground and my
Speaker 1: baby grounds me for real, grounded as fuck, because she's
Speaker 1: real as fu. We need real people in real life.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of real fake people here
Speaker 1: and that that's that's one of the things that that
Speaker 1: that bonded us. You know, I was having that understanding.
Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about, Mike, with some U the
Speaker 1: vultures and people, you know how they you know, they
Speaker 1: look to prey on on, you know, people in the light,
Speaker 1: you know, but a lot of them are transplants. I
Speaker 1: mean I was born and raised here. I walked to
Speaker 1: elementary school on Hollywood Boulevard. He's born in Hollywood. She
Speaker 1: went to preschool or elementary high with Drew Barrymore. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, like they like that's you know that
Speaker 1: my grandfather was born in Hollywood. Wow, So he's just
Speaker 1: Hollywood baby. I am a Hollywood baby. I'm a Hollywood mama.
Speaker 1: Here my baby, I'll show you my baby to name. Okay,
Speaker 1: but when we get home, I'm gonna show you tonight.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna break out. I'm gonna break out the handcuffs on.
Speaker 1: I'll break them out. Please, Baby, I love when you
Speaker 1: do that to me. Okay, got ready for your sex
Speaker 1: tape because I know, Mike, the sex tape is only
Speaker 1: after we win the election where you have a good
Speaker 1: chance of winning night after talking about it, only fans,
Speaker 1: we're gonna be the first governor and governor and governor
Speaker 1: lady to have um the only fans. Only fans wait
Speaker 1: to go to your governor's bowl. We're gonna have a man.
Speaker 1: You and Mike. You're gonna be right there in the front.
Speaker 1: Your mom and you are my brothers. We turned up
Speaker 1: and we're gonna play California Love. Yes, here's my brother
Speaker 1: from another mother. Yes, here's my brother. In fact, Mike,
Speaker 1: I warned this outfit today because it gave me some inspiration.
Speaker 1: You know, I came straight in for Miami, but I said,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna going to Color. I got sweating just like that,
Speaker 1: just because you're going to see Michael. Yes, revolutely, Yes,
Speaker 1: you're admitting it now that you didn't emit it earlier. Well,
Speaker 1: because you didn't like this alphath you didn't like down yes, yes,
Speaker 1: big yeah, I can't imagine you ain't bad. I just
Speaker 1: it's like all the different names. He's a ninja. She's
Speaker 1: like animal. You call like a lady tiger. I call
Speaker 1: her my tiger. She's the pink panther. She really is
Speaker 1: the pink panther. And then we played I'm Batman and
Speaker 1: she's catwoman. You guys gonna have a family or family
Speaker 1: don't matters? Family matters? Does? I have a twenty nine
Speaker 1: year old son who's my business partner. It's a family business.
Speaker 1: That's me and Rex son. It's a family thing. He's amazing.
Speaker 1: He has three lovely children. Okay, so you guys done,
Speaker 1: no more, no more, no more kids. Baby. Well, Mike, Well,
Speaker 1: when I was thinking about Mike, when we win governed,
Speaker 1: a nice little um. Well, Barack Obama, get back to
Speaker 1: the new president. Oh yeah, great idea. Yeah, Well, Mike,
Speaker 1: you know, after we win governor, we're gonna run. Damn.
Speaker 1: After we win governor, we're gonna run for president, Mike,
Speaker 1: We're gonna run after and then she could help all
Speaker 1: the president with the drug problem like Trump. And I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you go don do his thing. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we need we need, I mean we need. We know
Speaker 1: Joe Biden is gonna run again. Trump is gonna run.
Speaker 1: Biden is not going to live long enough to run again.
Speaker 1: And Mike, I might need you to make that call
Speaker 1: to Joe years old, but Mike, Mike can make. We
Speaker 1: need you to make that call to Joe Biden to
Speaker 1: endorse us. For God, for the governor remembers can't remember.
Speaker 1: He loves our podcasts. Shout out Obama for being a
Speaker 1: great president. We need a new one. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna hit Werena with this governor this thing, and
Speaker 1: then we're gonna make the rent of the White House
Speaker 1: and you'll be right there on the White House doing
Speaker 1: the flexing that she's talented. Mike. Oh, yeah, he titties
Speaker 1: talk and move, and I think she hastes are substantial,
Speaker 1: has substantial titties. Now that's not Oh yeah, that's so
Speaker 1: much that I can't wait to just if you had babies,
Speaker 1: your babies so happy to teck a titty because I
Speaker 1: can't have milk anymore because I got breast with that show.
Speaker 1: You believe it or not, you can't have My titties
Speaker 1: was so big, I have to get smaller. And they
Speaker 1: were bigger than that. Yeah, unfortunately, I really like it.
Speaker 1: I wish they were smaller, but not even they were fakes.
Speaker 1: Just they were really big. And I was like, big
Speaker 1: titties big not because they cut the nipples and they
Speaker 1: make it smaller everywhere. Yeah, big COUCHI to Everything is
Speaker 1: big now, everything is big. But the only thing that's small,
Speaker 1: I would have to say is the little pinky. That's
Speaker 1: why I call her like that, Like little pinky. Who's pink?
Speaker 1: Little pinky? Oh you have a little click but a
Speaker 1: fat couci. I think it's fat from the outside. Okay,
Speaker 1: but there's not a lot of meat, if that makes
Speaker 1: any sense. Okay, so meat with no fat on it? Okay,
Speaker 1: So it's tight I'm from Canada, Montreal, Canadians that don't
Speaker 1: sound like you. Yeah, I'm Canadian a but like from
Speaker 1: the French part. That's it, Mimi. You eat the opia
Speaker 1: right Beorn and baby raised in Canada as well. Toronto. Yah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's one of Drake's ex girlfriends. I love
Speaker 1: Canadian people. Drake. No, okay, I'm sorry. You know you did.
Speaker 1: You're just not trying. You're just not You're not a
Speaker 1: cloud chaser. You meet me because you're not a cloud changer.
Speaker 1: You know you gave Drake. You gave Drake night. She's
Speaker 1: not lying. I'm a nice girl, not high yellow asthma.
Speaker 1: Her father I like my man or she like like
Speaker 1: Drake's father with the this is cool, we fun, it's cool.
Speaker 1: He's just he's not cool. He tried to suck you
Speaker 1: to Drake's father, and I said, he tried to just
Speaker 1: very interesting, is very friendly, He's very like. That's how
Speaker 1: that generation was. They didn't have social media, they didn't
Speaker 1: have all of that. Listen, I was I was talking.
Speaker 1: I was saying the other day that I used to
Speaker 1: hear my grandfather talked about walking to work ten miles
Speaker 1: in the snow. Then I would hear my dad, my
Speaker 1: father talking about walking six miles in the snow to school,
Speaker 1: you know, to work. Now I'm like, okay, I'm an
Speaker 1: anomaly because I was working at nine years old and
Speaker 1: I never worked walked to work, however, did walk two
Speaker 1: blocks to go to school? You know? Um, but I
Speaker 1: was a Latsky kid because remember that was our generation.
Speaker 1: We were Latsky kids. We had the key and we
Speaker 1: came home. Sometimes our parents weren't home and we would
Speaker 1: be there. We'd have to you know, we have some
Speaker 1: sense of responsibility. These kids today is fucking uberan remote learning.
Speaker 1: The assholes around birds. Birds they adn't even got They
Speaker 1: didn't gotta ride a damn skateboard. The skateboards got called
Speaker 1: lady kids. Scares me. So it's like, where did they
Speaker 1: get They're not getting breath fact and all their mothers
Speaker 1: are getting tennis reduced. They're not getting breath fast. That's
Speaker 1: the reason why I got breast fact. I don't know
Speaker 1: if y'all remember when we has to be cool before Instagram,
Speaker 1: when we have to be cool in real life to
Speaker 1: dance on the walls and stuff. We had parties like that,
Speaker 1: the good days TikTok dance and you're like, what why
Speaker 1: do I don't know? What is this? Like? You know
Speaker 1: we used to dance like this on the wall and
Speaker 1: now they're like what are you catching? Like what's following?
Speaker 1: For what they're doing? What they'd be doing? What they do?
Speaker 1: Let me I should do it with the boobs. You
Speaker 1: gonna start a new challenge. It's called the booby Tuesdays,
Speaker 1: the titty tooth Day Challenge, and Paula is gonna start
Speaker 1: Thursday thide Challenge because those thighs are umays you stop stuttering,
Speaker 1: just say it, honey. I was trying to find the
Speaker 1: right words, baby, honey that you said it, and I
Speaker 1: was gonna say something else. Please, That's why I got
Speaker 1: rother let me look like thighs? Well, you know she
Speaker 1: you know she she says, I can't. She says, honey,
Speaker 1: I wasn't stuttering. I was trying to find some much.
Speaker 1: Oh girl, I'm gonna take you back and back and
Speaker 1: do something to you. Do you want to watch them
Speaker 1: fun some nice legs? She don't, she don't. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: working on that though, Mike. I'm working on that though, Mike.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm thinking about moving
Speaker 1: to Utah, and and there's not enough work in the world. Ninja,
Speaker 1: I can't. You could do whatever you want just without me.
Speaker 1: That's the problems, Like damn, Like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it without you. Yeah, but I'm happy with you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. So that's what brought
Speaker 1: me to this conclusion. To her, that's fucked up. That's
Speaker 1: funked up. So you're not going to Utah. But she
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna become
Speaker 1: a Mormon here first. If I don't become a Muslim,
Speaker 1: it's either gonna be a Musli. I'm gonna either go
Speaker 1: to Muslim or I'm gonna become a Mormon. And because
Speaker 1: she's such a good woman, she's gonna stand by our man.
Speaker 1: All you have to treat the wife. Yeah, they're both
Speaker 1: gonna be homeless. I don't have no problem with that.
Speaker 1: You could do all that. I asked Michael Blaxton. He
Speaker 1: has like six wife I forget cards, and if she
Speaker 1: said she's gonna send me I'll miss you friend cards.
Speaker 1: If I would go wilcome a Muslim or Mormon. Absolutely
Speaker 1: and then she's gonna dump you and stuck you. It's
Speaker 1: not just us. I still love you even if I'm
Speaker 1: not with you. That's what I love. You would be
Speaker 1: happy about my own boundaries. I know what I want,
Speaker 1: So if it's if you can't give it to me,
Speaker 1: then I let you go. But honey, who can understand
Speaker 1: not going nowhere? God? Let it go. And it's been
Speaker 1: seventeen years. I mean that means you know, she kicked
Speaker 1: me out, and you know, I go around and when
Speaker 1: we break up and you know what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: I go make a baby or something, I go around too.
Speaker 1: It's not just him. My mama always says what Papa
Speaker 1: can do, Mama can do. You're not helping the situation
Speaker 1: not better. I'm not helping. Yes we are, That's that's
Speaker 1: the beauty of it. We do. Yeah, yeah, motherfuckers. But
Speaker 1: that's why we went. I went in here and I said, no,
Speaker 1: we we've been to put a ring on this ship.
Speaker 1: Now we've done playing. Is that engage? Yes? Congratulations when
Speaker 1: you guys get engaged Monday of last congratulations, Thank you guys. Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: we can't be running for governor. You know, you know
Speaker 1: we're living in sin. My cousin is a bishop. Got
Speaker 1: nothing to do with My cousin is a bishop. He's
Speaker 1: like one of the youngest bishops in the world. He
Speaker 1: got like six churches under him. You really did married.
Speaker 1: There were date right before the governor's election. Two December, September, September.
Speaker 1: I don't want happy anniversary, merry Christmas present, so it
Speaker 1: would never be in December. It's like, so I'm trying
Speaker 1: to see how long we can wait before now we reconnected.
Speaker 1: Stem that's last week. You just got engaged. Wow, congratulations,
Speaker 1: Because sometimes the trouble it makes you realize stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm married to the game. I married myself, you know,
Speaker 1: because until this man that will take this one off
Speaker 1: to put a real one, you know, but to live
Speaker 1: some through stuff and go through a lot of people,
Speaker 1: ship and stuff to get to the diamond and the rough,
Speaker 1: the one that always been by your side, the one
Speaker 1: that deserves everything. And then it makes you stronger and
Speaker 1: it makes you grow and at the end, nothing can
Speaker 1: be It's unbreakable. It's unbreakable. It's unbreakable. Nobody can everybody
Speaker 1: can be a snake in the grass, but nobody can
Speaker 1: be the queen. That's a good thing. Congratulation, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Like I've been there in the game strong friends.
Speaker 1: It's been going with so far. He brought me to
Speaker 1: l A. You know what I'm saying, was it how
Speaker 1: was the engagement? Was like my coffee? How was your engagement?
Speaker 1: Was it like a surprise? Did you expect total surprise?
Speaker 1: He came to my doctor's office when I was filling
Speaker 1: out paperwork and he was like, I want you to
Speaker 1: have my last name. And I was like, get out
Speaker 1: of your boy, and then he just put it in
Speaker 1: my face on his pinky and I was like, wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: are you serious right now? Are you get the funk
Speaker 1: out of here? I was trying to think of what Stephen, Yes,
Speaker 1: of course, I said, yes, I love this man. Another kids,
Speaker 1: please just give him kiss grag I mean, can you come?
Speaker 1: Can you? Can you come and twork while he's dancing?
Speaker 1: Is my brother? This is? It just turned into no,
Speaker 1: just just tack into Michael Black, Just trying to make
Speaker 1: sure you know the family matters. Yeah, the family that
Speaker 1: t works together stays together. It is. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: Paula tworking at the wedding reception. We're gonna have me
Speaker 1: Mimi be in my bridal party and she can be
Speaker 1: at my bachelorette party, because you know that's going to
Speaker 1: be off the chain. Oh my god, No, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: This is miss freaky treats. If I can, I come.
Speaker 1: I love midgets. I don't have a midget friend, but
Speaker 1: I just because I really want to come. I love
Speaker 1: little little little women party. I'm to midget my branch party.
Speaker 1: You just want to get that would be great. I
Speaker 1: want it. Yeah, you can just put it on your
Speaker 1: feet and walk around. I mean, you're right, you're like
Speaker 1: and you're like us. I want to. I want to
Speaker 1: grow in person. Okay, I don't want to. Noget is
Speaker 1: not a Seriously, I'm sorry because I don't want It's
Speaker 1: not politically correct. It's not a politically correct word. That's
Speaker 1: not nice. Thank you as governor. I'm sorry. We have
Speaker 1: to be politically correct. We can't say midget. We can't
Speaker 1: say nigga. We can't we can't know that's not nice.
Speaker 1: We can't call black people. I think it's people and everybody.
Speaker 1: And listen, you don't have to be black to be
Speaker 1: a nigga. Just know that. But we still don't use
Speaker 1: the word. We don't say cracker, we don't say um
Speaker 1: uh honky honky, we don't we don't want to say
Speaker 1: any of those things. We're gonna stop Asian hate. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it is power to the people, power to all the people,
Speaker 1: all the time. That is all about the people, because
Speaker 1: it takes every kind of people and we have to
Speaker 1: come together because there's no fund coming alone. I just
Speaker 1: can't thank you for the moral of the story is
Speaker 1: that you get help getting undressed, but once you're fucked,
Speaker 1: you get dressed by yourself. That's really very I like that.
Speaker 1: I like that moral of the story. Once you're fucked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're fine. You're alone. You can't dress alone. You cannot yourself.
Speaker 1: You can't voted. Nigga, nigga, I can't. I can't. What's
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Speaker 1: I'm very serious. Just he's dead as serious. This is
Speaker 1: what I was gonna run for president. I really was.
Speaker 1: But you know, the people who are who are um
Speaker 1: behind us and who are working with us, they suggested
Speaker 1: that we get a little practice. And you know, and
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan was governor before he became president, and that's
Speaker 1: usually a great place to also an actor. You know,
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger would have ran for president if he would
Speaker 1: have been able to do a if he would have
Speaker 1: done a really good job as governor, they probably would
Speaker 1: have allowed him through some loophole to run for president.
Speaker 1: But because he didn't, I mean, it's difficult to understand politics,
Speaker 1: and it's also difficult not to get drunk with the
Speaker 1: power once you get in office, as we saw with
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. I mean, you know that power, power and
Speaker 1: fame were the most of the biggest drugs that you
Speaker 1: could ever experience. And one good thing about acting is
Speaker 1: that you've already gotten everything thrown at you, pussy, money,
Speaker 1: you know, favor, and so when you get into a
Speaker 1: political or on a political platform, you aren't dazzled by that.
Speaker 1: And so that is I think an advantage that an
Speaker 1: actor that moves into politics has firstly someone who's been
Speaker 1: doing it since the child. Fuck you up if you
Speaker 1: get too frisky, Yes, baby, I'm on my best behavior
Speaker 1: in the worst way at all times. Honey, she's my president.
Speaker 1: Every great man has a great woman behind. Maybe she should.
Speaker 1: What if we were like, oh, well, that's why you're
Speaker 1: the lady governor. That's what you already the lady governor.
Speaker 1: That's why I said we're gonna be the first governor.
Speaker 1: You were well, baby, well that's what our only fans
Speaker 1: is gonna be. Baby, But don't give it away to
Speaker 1: after we you know, you know, the election stuck with us.
Speaker 1: They were just going to wile out as governor. We
Speaker 1: could bring it back absolutely, and he got that right.
Speaker 1: Every Andy, you're gonna win for sure, somebscribers, fans, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, vote for Eddie. And we promised to be
Speaker 1: promised when we wins low, when we wins low, when
Speaker 1: we wins low girl, very McCrary, very query for California.
Speaker 1: The ladies and gentlemen sex motherfuck. I think they need
Speaker 1: a room. Michael Blacks and I haven't seen any kiss
Speaker 1: thing like that since the movie Titanic. Oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: pink panthers calling me that? What you call your pussy?
Speaker 1: The pink panther? I'm sorry? Are you run for governor?
Speaker 1: I'm saying for governor and call him bad batman? I'm batman.
Speaker 1: I'll call my dick with tumbo. Yes, we we heard
Speaker 1: about what you called. I call it snake snake. Paula,
Speaker 1: what do you call your couchie? You haven't gotten that's
Speaker 1: why you single ship, don't MEMI you have a name
Speaker 1: for your pussy? What is your pussy's name? Let meemi?
Speaker 1: How about you? I said it earlier, little pink, Little
Speaker 1: pinky pinky. You should name Paulo's pussy tonight. Yes, Paula,
Speaker 1: let us see what your pussy looks like. So we
Speaker 1: you said, we know she's getting show it to us.
Speaker 1: It's a family show, all right. Let me see what
Speaker 1: should name my vagina? I like, let me see looking
Speaker 1: at Pepe columbianas Yes, dream you don't any of those. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's go out cute cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. You heard it first,
Speaker 1: right about podcast Coke, little Mimi, Pinky Pink panther, pink panther,
Speaker 1: and cok We get addicted to that. I wait a
Speaker 1: little bit of Now you say his name, he's Batman,
Speaker 1: I'm Batman, Cole, little Mimi, Pinky mud a little bit
Speaker 1: of a little Mimi in my life. What kind of
Speaker 1: is that what you're gonna dress for Halloween? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get dressed there and drink that. Yeah, I keep
Speaker 1: it that I should be what you're gonna need? A
Speaker 1: kidnappers mustache. That fucking mustache is learning. We could stuff
Speaker 1: and I could do it, but no, but then you'd
Speaker 1: be messing with his swag. Baby baby, you'd be messing
Speaker 1: with his swag. No, that's part of Drake's daddy, his mustache,
Speaker 1: that's part of his mustache. That's like cutting Sampson's hair.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you can't mustache with his swag. Like that's
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like, baby baby, no, baby baby,
Speaker 1: that that's your friend outside. And I was just like
Speaker 1: I was staring at this mustache and he had on
Speaker 1: all red. Don't be mad that I'm talking about you,
Speaker 1: But that red outfit was I like that red outfit?
Speaker 1: That was players? You know what, if you want my stylus,
Speaker 1: I will fire you. Okay. When I saw him outside,
Speaker 1: he had the Muslim what is it called the yeah
Speaker 1: we go? It was red. He had a red shirt on,
Speaker 1: red pants, red rattlesnake boots. Baby, maybe can I blood? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to my stylus? Can you can you
Speaker 1: talk to my styles and tell my style she's my stylus.
Speaker 1: Can you tell my stylus that I want to wear? No,
Speaker 1: I want to red outfit. I want to blue. I'm
Speaker 1: a crip. I want to blue outfit like that. No, No,
Speaker 1: I can't. Hell no, she almost didn't let me wear this, Mike,
Speaker 1: but I told her I had to wear this tonight.
Speaker 1: She didn't know. Drinks, daddy, Why is he dressed like that?
Speaker 1: We gotta picture him that night with value value very nice.
Speaker 1: So do you how anything somebody leaft that looked like drinks?
Speaker 1: That outfit, it's something my closet. I'm sure, bro. I
Speaker 1: can't help you with the stash. This still on Hollywood
Speaker 1: Boulevard for the mustache, Yes you do, and the whole
Speaker 1: outfit you can get it, get the coofy just going
Speaker 1: there and say you want to look like Drake's daddy.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If you resemble Imman, the
Speaker 1: one of the most gorgeous models in history, I'm short.
Speaker 1: I can't be like Emma one of the most beautiful
Speaker 1: supermodels in history ever and she was from Somalia. Actually
Speaker 1: my favorite supermodel. She's still she's fucking amazing. Beverley Johnson
Speaker 1: was It was another one I used to model and
Speaker 1: I was a wee babe and Beverly Johnson was my mentor.
Speaker 1: She was my mother in law. Eman was my favorite.
Speaker 1: So you're sucking all your family, my brother, your godfather.
Speaker 1: You know what my nickname is for him, Chamberlain who
Speaker 1: because he's fucked everybody in Hollyland. Did you really lets
Speaker 1: how many all the people you sucked in Hollywood? Well,
Speaker 1: you know my thing is I never kiss and taill Mike.
Speaker 1: You know, man, I'm from the baby he kiss you tell.
Speaker 1: Don't think any wins know you break. You know, back
Speaker 1: in the day was really cool. I mean because they
Speaker 1: weren't all these crazy rules and barriers and all this
Speaker 1: weird stuff. You know, you can't compliment a lady and say, honey,
Speaker 1: it wasn't well. I mean, I'm just saying we used
Speaker 1: to be able to be friendly. I mean we were creative,
Speaker 1: just enough dropping to I mean just you know, if
Speaker 1: we were running lines, or if I was dropping in
Speaker 1: on to say hi and another sound stage to quick
Speaker 1: drop in. It's this thing on such a abuse that
Speaker 1: hit him in the head with a goddamn mix like accept,
Speaker 1: I'm glad something to see some of the ship. She
Speaker 1: pulls out on me, Like what you to hear? Lord
Speaker 1: of mercy, Baby, honey, you can't talk about this, honey. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm we're running for governor. No, baby, no, nothing, nothing,
Speaker 1: nothing but your tongue goes back there, you know, just
Speaker 1: little pinky nothing but your tongue in there. Baby, you
Speaker 1: know the rules stop that. I'm working on it. Me
Speaker 1: me list my mom might come across somebody. The bishop
Speaker 1: is gonna see it. I'm just kidding. Jared Bishop Jared
Speaker 1: my cousin is a bishop. He's one of the youngest
Speaker 1: bishops ever in the history of the whole Bishop is
Speaker 1: really proud of him. It was awesome. It's the nothing.
Speaker 1: Long is gonna be the one. Don't marry you anyway,
Speaker 1: So long I want the bishop to marry us, That's what.
Speaker 1: And you know, hopefully we'll do it right before the election,
Speaker 1: you know, right before we win and everything so great,
Speaker 1: and then we'll start the only fans and get far
Speaker 1: away from the church. Yeah, because we're gonna be backsliders.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a professional backslider. Actually, you know. I
Speaker 1: told my mom and she asked me to go to
Speaker 1: my cousin's ordination. I said, Mama, I'm gonna combust instantly
Speaker 1: when I walk into church, and she said, inside I
Speaker 1: talked to the mother's board. They're saying some extra prayers
Speaker 1: to that because we can't lose you like that. So
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a perfect And then he made me go, yes,
Speaker 1: I did you know? I had to take my backslide.
Speaker 1: And partner were professional perpetual backsliders. Have you Jar's Have
Speaker 1: you ever a pussy watchings on a period? No? I
Speaker 1: don't think we have, but we've had we've had period sex. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she claimed to me. I just so you like to you,
Speaker 1: they're going to catch up. I don't like to, but
Speaker 1: you know, I just if I have to have her happen.
Speaker 1: Guys love it. It's more with it's more central, the
Speaker 1: girl is more horny and everything. Only if it's a
Speaker 1: real man, though, because it's like those little bitchmen that
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, yeah, Mike, I get some lessons tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't like you. I mean she forced me a
Speaker 1: few times. Probably, how's devil head look like she needs
Speaker 1: to force you to do anything? You know, she We've
Speaker 1: had big arguments about how trying to make me her period.
Speaker 1: Well you know what it's hot? Well, no, no, she
Speaker 1: wants me to look at the blood. She don't try
Speaker 1: to shot at the blood. That sounds that sounds very
Speaker 1: christ like. That sounds very christ like. That sounds like
Speaker 1: like the good Christian. Well, I mean you just pee
Speaker 1: on me for that. That's what you do when your
Speaker 1: Kelly stuff. No, I like you when on me, get
Speaker 1: close and grind the pen, hand up and shower. That's bullshit.
Speaker 1: The golden shot cold by the time it hits. Every
Speaker 1: body has been Michael, stop playing titty. No, I've never
Speaker 1: been I peed on and I never peed on somebody.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's how you take the ship I was
Speaker 1: asked to do it, but I didn't do it. You
Speaker 1: look like a peer. You know. I pet on anybody.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't be on nobody. You wouldn't want to own
Speaker 1: nobody's best friend. Have you pet on anyone? Anybody? Michael
Speaker 1: blocks on who cares, can never be anywhere anybody pet you? Huh? No?
Speaker 1: Have you ever peeted outside? Were you drunk? Tree? He
Speaker 1: didn't pe you didn't pee on like no mouse or nothing. Nothing?
Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, I had something. I had a fan.
Speaker 1: She has a confession. Help me hear me? Named me
Speaker 1: p P and he already pays me. He pays you
Speaker 1: to hear you pee like like a five, like a
Speaker 1: couple of hundred, like baby house. Let him now, he
Speaker 1: will just hear it. I need that money. You want
Speaker 1: to hear your ship. That's a great one. I never
Speaker 1: met him. I'm saying here, kid dropping the toilet. You
Speaker 1: never want to get into the ship. Don't judge nobody
Speaker 1: for anybody but what they like, you like what you like.
Speaker 1: Trust me, you can't get into the ship. Yeah. I've
Speaker 1: had the request for a video for a thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to have like the camera on my back, but that's
Speaker 1: probably because they came. They probably can't believe. They probably
Speaker 1: can't believe out of that thing. How much was it
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars? Of course you did, Michael Brockton. They
Speaker 1: want to prove that the thing coming out. No, nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna know, They're gonna know. Nobody's gonna know. Turn around,
Speaker 1: let's see that as is it the same as I
Speaker 1: was like this, I would go like this, and I
Speaker 1: would squad. Nobody would know. Now he knows whose as
Speaker 1: it was like, I'm gonna go take a p It's
Speaker 1: like Chinese best friends. It's not my head out now
Speaker 1: then it's a fisher. When my Patreon page is now live,
Speaker 1: my weekly Titty Tuesday and to work on Thursdays movie
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Speaker 1: about the social media companies. I will also be sharing
Speaker 1: daily updates plus show announcements here. First see you on
Speaker 1: patreonas okay, question, I wanted to know, how is it
Speaker 1: for like I'm asking all of you because obviously you
Speaker 1: guys are in public eye. I've been like with people
Speaker 1: that are in the public eye, and I feel it's
Speaker 1: so annoying and I've been there only one day. How
Speaker 1: is it to feel watch every second of your life
Speaker 1: be honest, like the good part and the bad parts
Speaker 1: about it. Michael. You know, I just I never looked
Speaker 1: at myself as a celebrity. I just always felt like
Speaker 1: I'm just this funny guy that everybody foks with. Um.
Speaker 1: I just I got used to it. You know. My
Speaker 1: life is like open book, you know. I mean, we
Speaker 1: went a couples retreat and my face got to know
Speaker 1: everything about it, my personal life. I don't, I don't
Speaker 1: hold nothing back. That's that's I mean, I would I
Speaker 1: would have to agree with that. My life is an
Speaker 1: open secret though. Yeah, but sometimes news come in the
Speaker 1: news and they're not even true and you have to
Speaker 1: deal with it. It's like if somebody said something about
Speaker 1: me and it's not true and I laugh about it
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, we're a weirdo. Second of all,
Speaker 1: after I just deal with it and it's not a
Speaker 1: problem two days later, nobody knows. But when you're in
Speaker 1: the public eyes is in the news, it's in shade room,
Speaker 1: it's in this kind of keeps it like in your
Speaker 1: face all the time. You used to be able to
Speaker 1: really do that, you know, I mean, that was the
Speaker 1: whole thing is you would laugh at it, but now
Speaker 1: you spend all of your sources fighting someone's accusations, you know,
Speaker 1: m because nine times out of ten they're trying to
Speaker 1: cloud chase. So that's why. But you do have to
Speaker 1: be cognizant of your surroundings at all times, and you
Speaker 1: have to make sure that you surround yourself with good people,
Speaker 1: UM and and real people. And for me being the
Speaker 1: wife of UM, sometimes it's difficult because you honor the
Speaker 1: fans because they're the ones that that you're here for.
Speaker 1: But you also have to dedicate your life and so
Speaker 1: you have to kind of forsaken right, and then you
Speaker 1: have to like really be private instead of just being natural.
Speaker 1: And it's hard because if you want to go out
Speaker 1: to dinner, like I can't get his full attention because
Speaker 1: a million motherfucker's come up to the table Eddie wins Loud.
Speaker 1: That's not his fucking name, but it is holy because
Speaker 1: of your accent. But it is difficult, especially like say,
Speaker 1: if we're having a debate or a minor argument and
Speaker 1: we have to stop, yeah, because then it's gonna go
Speaker 1: Can I get this and get the funk out of here?
Speaker 1: But you can't do that because that's what they sign
Speaker 1: up for. You can't not that you can't be real,
Speaker 1: but you can't go to the store and be normal,
Speaker 1: like do anything normal. It's kind of like I feel
Speaker 1: like everybody's always looking at you, and like it's like
Speaker 1: you don't want to always be looked at and I
Speaker 1: feel like that's hard, and I'm like, I'm just the
Speaker 1: Instagram model. I don't have that much followers. But sometimes
Speaker 1: it gets crazy. I go somewhere and people are just
Speaker 1: annoying and I'm just that regular persons. I can't imagine
Speaker 1: somebody that I was always watching you. You're every step,
Speaker 1: You're every move like you can't breathe. You know Rick
Speaker 1: James's wife, you know, he was an icon, a musical icon,
Speaker 1: but then being with Darius, I realized, like he's more
Speaker 1: recognizable than my husband was because he was on primetime TV.
Speaker 1: He was in everybody's living room. Whereas a musical icon,
Speaker 1: you know, you kind of have to seek them out.
Speaker 1: They are just in your living room every night on
Speaker 1: the TV during family time. So and then they feel
Speaker 1: comfortable with coming up and like sitting down at your table.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you change my life. And it's a
Speaker 1: positive message. But then it's like boundaries, bitch. But then
Speaker 1: I don't but I don't. I don't say it, but
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm like, fuck off respectfully. Edy Winshow
Speaker 1: is a very wonderful man though, and so is Darius McQuary.
Speaker 1: But but the moral, the moral of the story is
Speaker 1: that I just want to say that to people when
Speaker 1: people are having dinner, no matter how many many time
Speaker 1: you saw them on TV or how much you like
Speaker 1: their songs' just yeah, just let them be and maybe
Speaker 1: towards the end when they're walking out like politely, but
Speaker 1: I mean like po polite about it, like I'll go
Speaker 1: even harder for them when they do do that. But
Speaker 1: then you have to also take an accountability and you
Speaker 1: have to understand like like like like telling you just said,
Speaker 1: we did sign up for this, and these people feel
Speaker 1: like taking into account they feel like they know us,
Speaker 1: and they also feel like they'll never get to see
Speaker 1: us again. They're like, yo, look this the motherfucker he
Speaker 1: might leave. I have to walk up to him and
Speaker 1: I have to tell him. I have to say I
Speaker 1: would be test na. I have to say it to
Speaker 1: I'm the only guy if you'll come to me and
Speaker 1: curse me, bitch, and it's a compliment. All my compliments
Speaker 1: starts with black bitch, you black ugly, like they're masking
Speaker 1: him up. A couple with you asking you from your
Speaker 1: kids and I kids like this, but imagine what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Did I do that? And I'm like, that's not even
Speaker 1: my line on my coach start in live, motherfucker, I
Speaker 1: don't know, did you do that? Tell me what you
Speaker 1: tell me? Tell me something? Do I look like? Was
Speaker 1: ever a nerd? Hello? I'm like, where you know, are
Speaker 1: the one who made us? You know, like if you
Speaker 1: in an industry, fans are the one who building your
Speaker 1: brand whatever. So you have to make time and you know, yes,
Speaker 1: but you gotta respect. There's a respect that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm a fan of the only person that
Speaker 1: would start chuck me right now. I'm going to say
Speaker 1: it because I've met a lot of stars. No, No,
Speaker 1: Seth Rogain. I love Seth rog I want to smoke it, helt.
Speaker 1: I want to laugh and I'm no, it's not like that.
Speaker 1: It would be like a smoke. I want to laugh.
Speaker 1: The game, what would you divorce the game? Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: I thought you were talking about the rapper the game.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'd be doing a lot of things for
Speaker 1: the game too, but I'm saying I would be like, Hi,
Speaker 1: my name is just drop something on the park. But anyways, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's real. She's funny. Titty titty diny diy dinny, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? Can we see some Tuesday? Shout out
Speaker 1: to all the tittis in here, small, big, medium, size,
Speaker 1: You're all beautiful. We're all beautiful. Amen, Titty Tuesday. Then,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to guess decide how you feel about titty Tuesday.
Speaker 1: You haven't said much. How do you feel about titty Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Mike Michael Blacks and Triple D anyways, Michael Michael back,
Speaker 1: the man is multi talented. He's not just a comedian.
Speaker 1: He never made me the clairvoyant as well. Size right,
Speaker 1: what's my size? Michael Michael Black? Thirty six double DS
Speaker 1: thirty two tho, that's not a triple thirty four triple
Speaker 1: D th double D D thirty six double D S.
Speaker 1: When I buy bras, I buy thirty six single D
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, victorious, I don't worry. I'm a brad list bitch. Sorry,
Speaker 1: let the titty freeze. I wish I liked them, but
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable. When I was little, I was told
Speaker 1: and I and I always kept it that Marilyn Monroe
Speaker 1: wore abroad seven, she wore to bed and she never
Speaker 1: had saggy titties. I mean she died young, but still,
Speaker 1: I just it was my thing. Overdose, drug overdose. It
Speaker 1: was a drug overdose. Yeah, yeah, I mean she was
Speaker 1: she was taken out, she was overdosed. I feel like
Speaker 1: because she was with the Kennedy just weirdly, like Michael Jackson,
Speaker 1: like we're like people that is just disappeared, just like
Speaker 1: when they're too intelligent, when they talk too much. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm going to run for governors so that I
Speaker 1: can just join them, because if you can't beat them,
Speaker 1: just join them, great idea. Well no, honey, honey, you
Speaker 1: know we're going to join the other side so that
Speaker 1: they don't knock us off. I know you're a rebel,
Speaker 1: you've always been a rebel. But we're well, honey, no,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do that. But we're for the people, though
Speaker 1: we're not. We're gonna poll. That's it for the people.
Speaker 1: That's it. We're gonna and we're gonna return. Yes, eventually,
Speaker 1: after after Dar's for governor, We're gonna go all the way, honey,
Speaker 1: We're gonna return this great state to what it once
Speaker 1: should have been. Yes, well you understand California was first Khalifa,
Speaker 1: it was, this was Mexico. So I mean when people say,
Speaker 1: you know, speak English too to our Latino brothers and sisters,
Speaker 1: actually an insult. You should learn, honestly what this was. Geographically.
Speaker 1: This was Mexico. Nobody's illegal in a fucking country that
Speaker 1: was stolen. So let's just be d I'm not getting deported,
Speaker 1: I hope not. Hey man, never deport you man, your brother,
Speaker 1: your Brenna is about to become governor. Hell no, hell
Speaker 1: yeah yeah? Canada bring you and your titties have come
Speaker 1: here a green card for for this? And I'm forget that,
Speaker 1: that big butt. Do you need a whole green card
Speaker 1: for that? When are you going to Canada as soon
Speaker 1: as were able to go there and do some shows?
Speaker 1: Are they? Are they doing like performances? Now? Europe is
Speaker 1: going to open up in November, so people can come
Speaker 1: from Europe here now because they were closed. Okay, they
Speaker 1: were not letting anybody come from Europe. That Canada comedy
Speaker 1: You know Rusty, it's the homie. But I gotta say
Speaker 1: a lot of people woken up. It was a year
Speaker 1: of a woking people. People like kind of realize, WHOA,
Speaker 1: I'm a real person. It's not like work, wake up,
Speaker 1: go to work party on weekends. It was like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: I have a life, I have passions. People like change
Speaker 1: their lives and have like a new careers because of COVID.
Speaker 1: So a lot of things were bad, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people woken up. And I'm really glad that a
Speaker 1: lot of people now are actually more real and that
Speaker 1: we could actually have conversation in real life, not only
Speaker 1: on our internet or on the phone. When you when
Speaker 1: you realize what what you had because it's taken away
Speaker 1: from you, you start to appreciate things, the real things
Speaker 1: in the moment, and appreciate life like the moments that
Speaker 1: you have there, and appreciate each other. We should never
Speaker 1: we should never take our hellos and our goodbyes for granted,
Speaker 1: because it could always be the last one. Shout for now,
Speaker 1: Shout out to my friend. This was a wonderful episode.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you all came. It was And our feature
Speaker 1: Governor feature mis Government. First Lady they call that first
Speaker 1: lady as well. Let's get everybody Instagram ladies. Let's start
Speaker 1: with give them the microphone, because everybody is not mute.
Speaker 1: And my ig name is Mimi ze one. My name
Speaker 1: is Jesse with an eye th h I c c
Speaker 1: as one just quit two seas Mrs Ms Governor, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give me Instagram you might want to follow you.
Speaker 1: It's style, the number four change, style for change. That's
Speaker 1: a nicety me for change. Of course, you guys know
Speaker 1: Darius McCarry. There's gratulations on the Chinese bestie A U
Speaker 1: L A C O N T N T one more
Speaker 1: time again remember m P A U don't get it
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Speaker 1: I'm addicted to you start rubbing me like I'm turned up.
Speaker 1: When women touch each other really turns me sexy. Sex
Speaker 1: the material the men. We got some pretty feet too.
Speaker 1: Told yeah, that's filters. It's not real. It's filter filter. Paula,
Speaker 1: do you like to hike? Oh Jesus, honey, honey, honey.
Speaker 1: That was that was for joining us. In another episode,
Speaker 1: we are about a film um Darren's McCurry and his
Speaker 1: wife's sex tape right now, so we have to go.
Speaker 1: Thank you all for joining us. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: maybe you're the director, and I'm just gonna put it
Speaker 1: out and I'm going home. Thank you, sir. Kill the
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