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Speaker 1: Karen thinks her son deserves my phone and tries to

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Speaker 1: fail it from me.

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Speaker 2: What is with all these Reddit people thinking they deserve

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Speaker 2: other people's belongings?

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Speaker 1: Bro, I want is so? What can't it be? Man? Cheering?

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Speaker 1: Is Carrie? Give me your chick? This one is a

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Speaker 1: short story. So this last week May twenty third, to

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Speaker 1: be exact, I was at the thrift store picking out

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Speaker 1: some clothes. Dude, thrifting is lit. Dude, you got you

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Speaker 1: gotta be looking fresh at cha?

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Speaker 2: At these?

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Speaker 1: I got these shoes eighty there we go.

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Speaker 2: Also, dude, I got new shoelaces for these whole new shoe.

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Speaker 2: If we getshe new shoelaces changes whole new especially a

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Speaker 2: white shoes, especially white shit. I was in the pants

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Speaker 2: aisle when I hear a very abrupt and obviously agitated.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I love your Karen. I turn around to see

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Speaker 1: the typical Karen entitled parent the Karen Classic coming to

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Speaker 1: an nteenair. You h k Karen Glass.

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Speaker 2: That would actually be a great NFT project.

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Speaker 1: Karen's it could do it. It could do it. When

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Speaker 1: I say that she had the appearance, when I say

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Speaker 1: hair NFT, Karen NFT, Karen NFT that's pretty good. That's

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Speaker 1: pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Come.

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Speaker 1: We're saving that one. We're saving that one. When I

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Speaker 1: say when I say she had the appearance of a Karen,

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Speaker 1: I mean it. She had the hair, sunglasses, indoors, in

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Speaker 1: a purse hanging off of real. Oh classic, classic Karen,

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Speaker 1: Classic Karen. When I turned around, she looked at me,

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Speaker 1: not saying a word. She was just surveying my clothes,

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Speaker 1: looking disgusted. I was wearing a large hittie and basketball shorts,

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Speaker 1: so I kind of understand. Why don't sell yourself short man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can wear whatever you do. Don't let other

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Speaker 2: people judge you.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I was about to ask can I help you?

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Speaker 1: When out of nowhere, the little kid no more than

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Speaker 1: eight or nine years old runs up to ask Karen

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Speaker 1: can I play games on the phone and points to me.

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Speaker 1: I had the phone out in my hand because I

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Speaker 1: was texting a because oh god, texting a friend Before

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Speaker 1: all of this, Karen replies to the entitled kid, ask them,

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Speaker 1: not me. Entitled kid, comes, is that.

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Speaker 2: Your answer to a random person for their phone? So

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Speaker 2: your kid can play a game?

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Speaker 1: Honestly? Honestly, at least she didn't just yank it out

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Speaker 1: of his hair there.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we've known worse.

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Speaker 1: We've seen worsh entitled kid comes up to me and

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Speaker 1: asks again, can I play games on your phone? I

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Speaker 1: say no, sorry, it's my phone. Why don't you ask

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Speaker 1: your mom to play on her phone? And I put

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Speaker 1: emphasis on the word her. Karen looked shocked, like a

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Speaker 1: deer in headlights, with her mouth gaping to attack you

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Speaker 1: ready to rumble? Uh, entitled kid? Mommy, can I play

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Speaker 1: on your phone? Karen is deal shocked, staring straight into

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Speaker 1: my soul. Then out of nowhere, Karen tries to nab

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Speaker 1: my phone right out of my hand.

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Speaker 2: H see we spoke too soon.

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Speaker 1: She did try to nab. Yes, I had a firm

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Speaker 1: grip on it, and we had a tug of war

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Speaker 1: over my phone.

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Speaker 2: Why does this person think it's okay.

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Speaker 1: Karen give me the phone? My son wants to play.

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Speaker 1: This woman was nuts. And then the kid tries to

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Speaker 1: intervene and says, mom, I don't want to play anymore.

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Speaker 1: Stap it, stop it. Karen finally gives up and scolds

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Speaker 1: me for being selfish in a jerk for not letting

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Speaker 1: her phone.

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Speaker 2: Even the kid doesn't want it anymore, bro, Even the

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Speaker 2: kid is like, mom, bro, cut it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh she's mad for not letting her

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Speaker 1: son play on my phone. Is furious and red faced,

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Speaker 1: and an employee comes up and asks if everything is okay.

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Speaker 1: I say everything is fine, and then the employee leaves.

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Speaker 1: Karen eventually leaves, holding entitled kid firmly by the hand

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Speaker 1: and grumbling and mumbling some random garbage.

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Speaker 2: Dude, these Karens are These Karens feel like they're entitled

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Speaker 2: to literally everything in the world.

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Speaker 1: Truly. Also, there's a quick update, which is crazy hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I didn't call the police because I was ninety nine

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Speaker 1: percent sure that entitled kid didn't have a dad, and

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to have him and myself go through

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Speaker 1: all the trouble. My phone wasn't damaged and I still

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Speaker 1: have it, so there's nothing to worry about.

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Speaker 2: Except just like the inconvenience that these Karens cause, and

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Speaker 2: also the fact that she'll probably strike again.

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Speaker 1: Dude. The audacity, the audacity,